#he’s on the floor tho sorry

[rickswh0r3]

save me white twink

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[whereismyhat5678]

Me when I actually draw Kaufmo:

👁️💗👁️

Anyways- did some doodles of the silly 🫶🫶💕💕

And Tw: for body horror 👇 (It’s him abstracting..)

(If the quality looks like shit I am so sorry, for some reason IT ISN’T NOT BLURRING THE LINEART AND I HATE IT‼️‼️ >:(()

[shadowdunsparce]

7. quiet moment

Appreciating the scenery near Worqor Lar Dor (and each other)

tysm @zeloinator for organizing this it was fun 🥰

[daughterofsarenrae]

I dont post many pics of myself but robin is being cute so

[skyward-floored]

I’m not going to do this but wouldn’t it be funny if I just picked a Link and made every day of whumptober about him

[emmodii-mode]

In my defence, what was I supposed to do? Leave their corpses to rot?

[littleplantfreak]

i wanted to just paint a picture about Togame teaching you grappling holds and chokes for self defense because I think about it often so its under the cut cause im sure ill get a little raunchy but i explain the choke first and also it’s got breath play/asphyxiation (the choke part speaks for itself maybe ) so if you dont like that dont read it 😘

so a picture to specify the choke im gonna talk about quick and it is a jiu jitsu one because i never took judo

behold! the triangle choke from guard! The guard part just means you’re on your back p much. The point of it is in the name - to choke someone, specifically with their own shoulder pressing into the side of the neck and cutting off blood flow from that beautiful artery you look for when you normally choke someone for fun. Your legs do a lot of the work but its a fun choke to do lol.

Technical aspects aside, I just see Jo trying to teach you while you’re rolling on the floor and it takes him a second to remember he was in a similar position between your legs earlier this morning, thighs clamped and squeezing around his head as he ate you out. So when you manage to get properly into choke position and you’re nearly squeezing him enough to where he’s head feels light and buzzed, he gasps out a “little harder, Bunny” before it cuts him off completely and he taps your leg with his free arm twice. His face just pressed into your lower stomach as you release your legs and you can feel his panting into your shirt. Ugh the dazed, kinda goofy smile he gives you while grabbing your hips and sliding you down further towards him asking if you mind taking a little break with himmmm.

[camels-pen]

vague DP x Noragami crossover time~

Hiyori is terrified of Danny; something about him rubs her so so wrong. She tries her best to be nice, but she is the equivalent of a shivering chihuahua puppy in his midst. Danny feels kinda bad about that, but he can't really turn it off without turning human so he tries to stay as calm as possible around her.

Yukine, on the other hand, loves him. He thinks Danny's so cool and keeps bugging him about stuff from America and trying to show off how much he knows about the culture (a very impressive amount actually), and goes nuts seeing all the things Danny can do with his ghost powers. Danny feels the same about Yukine, gushing about his Shinki abilities and urging him into telling stories about his adventures and Japanese culture. These two become good friends.

Yato is kind of indifferent, and then the tiniest bit jealous once Yukine starts looking up to Danny. After getting to know him a little more, Danny has a hard time believing someone like Yato is a real "god".

It doesn't take long for Yukine to start looking up to Danny, just seeing how easily Danny can take care of Ayakashi (named "Phantoms" in the anime, heh) impressed Yukine enough to ask for advice. Thus, Yato's "oh hey potentially a customer!" doesn't last more than a day or two.

Danny does accidentally hang out with Hiyori in human form, and she does not recognize him in the slightest. She also isn't afraid of him at all in human form.

Important note: Danny, to this trio, only know him as "Phantom"

Side idea: I,,, am gonna be honest, I dunno how the naming system would work realistically, but somehow with some word, Yato gets cut off from saying the whole word of something and Danny gets a funny feeling in his chest! By the time he feels two hands holding him tightly, he realizes that he is A) not in ghost form, B) not in human form, and C) he was-

"A Thermos?" Yato asked. "Bit of a random item, but- HOLD ON YOU'RE A SHINKI?!"

Danny did not, in fact, know he was a Shinki.

The idea is: Yato, being a "god of calamity" (if this isnt actually true, F to me), and Danny, being... whatever the hell amalgamation of ecto-energy and ghost shit and human being that he is- they both sort of? overlap? If that makes sense. And so, even though Yato did not intend to call a Shinki, nor did he know Danny was a Shinki (and that he had apparently bestowed a name at some point and completely forgotten about except- that's impossible what the fuck) he had none the less a new Shinki in his possession. One that turned into a thermos.

Idk how this would go plotwise, but Yato would immediately turn around and go "hey, Yukine, isn't this great? We can use Danny to keep food warm in the winter-!" and then he gets wrestled to the ground by Hiyori of all people, who was previously keeping a good distance between her and Danny and also panicking a little bit because it seemed like his smell completely disappeared what-

And Danny is just "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck" and "did my parents sell me to the calamity god at some point???"

The answer he gets is no, but he's never totally sure and is always suspicious about it.

Some more notes:

-> He freaks out Hiyori because he smells like an Ayakashi

-> Yukine is a little bit drawn to him due to their similar (enough) circumstances.

-> Yato doesn't give much of a shit beyond the usual, at first, because he's used to the presence of death and Ayakashi near him. And Danny's existence isn't much of a surprise to him after hanging out with a sort-of Ayakashi (Hiyori) for so long.

-> After transforming into a Shinki for Yato, Danny can, in fact, blight him! When he changes back to his non-thermos self though, he does not blight Yato.

-> Danny offers to teach Yukine math one (1) time when Hiyori is unavailable and it ends with both of them getting repeat lessons. Danny thinks its a rip-off that he's not in school and yet he's still doing homework.

[beeholyshit]

HI BEE. I HOPE THIS IS OKAY RHEJRHSJD MWA

OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH

I LOVE HOW YOU PUT THE ONES YOU WOULD TRUST TO HOLD YOUR DRINK I NEEDED TO.

[perelka-l]

Kieranpon au is an au that's basically what if Kieran WAS ogerpon. The general idea being ogerpon wished to be human and poof, Kieran exists. Most people who do the au go with dippplin/candyapple shipping for him, but I was wondering how you'd interpret it with dragoncheer shipping. I mean, Drayton already deals with rambunctious dragon types. Why not make him also have a rambunctious legendary who can and will bite who just happens to be his boyfriend.

Ohhh I see, I never heard about this one!

Hmmm I suppose I can't see those two as same character, due to them being too different as well as, how to put it, it would shift Kieran's character away from his main motivator before DLC happened so I can't even say how he would behave, develop even... Ogerpon also is completely separate from Kieran, in opposite way - she literally doesn't care, as she can't understand that he is driven by her and how much he did for her (and against her as well)... I just can't quite wrap my head around the concept... It does make for a cute visual I suppose. Maybe some sort of fusion...

As for how Drayton would react, it's something I mentioned before but I deeply headcanon that Drayton knows a bit of lore (due to Opelucid City background, Kyurem tied to it as well as seeing Plasma happen) but he has an opposite approach to legendaries in comparison to Kieran. I think he would be creeped the hell out of hearing Kieran talk about Ogerpon the way he does, a murderous creature living in the nountains being cool, how he would go there as a child to have a peek. Drayton once maybe did peek similar way, and he still regrets it.

So the thought of Kieran being in some way fused with Ogerpon... I can't imagine this scenario being cute in any way. I'm not sure if Drayton would run the fuck away, or actually put in effort to tackle the problem. And how he would do that.

[gunkbaby]

Goodnight Shuu fans!

[mishkakagehishka]

https://www.tumblr.com/mishkakagehishka/712593594910949376

kicks down your door.

OP IS SO DAMN RIGHT AND YOU'RE SO DAMN RIGHT FOR REBLOGGING.

PLEASE IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO READ HOT LIMIT AT LEAST T R Y TO FACT CHECK!! DO SCHOOLS NOT TEACH PEOPLE TO C H E C K T H E I R S O U R C E S!!! EVERYTIME A CHARACTER CRAZY:B OR VALKYRIE OR EDEN GETS MISINTERPRETATED I START VIOLENTLY CHEWING SILVERWARE!!! READ THE STORY!! AT LEAST LEARN THE CONTEXT!! IM LAZY TOO BUT THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE TO FALL FOR MISINFORMATION!!! THE WIKI IS RIGHT THERE!!! I WILL VIOLENTLY CHEW THROUGH ALL THE BUTTER KNIVES!!!

im not that enraged but its so annoying!!!! when people dont fact check!!!! come on!!! we're taught this!!!! in!!! school!!!! we!!! are!!! living in a world where you need to look out for misinformation!!!! we should know this by now!!!!

- chicken liver

I feel like, i respect not reading stories. But i feel like if you're gonna talk shit about certain characters, you HAVE TO read stories. I want sources for your claims of xyz being an irredeemable bastard. I want someone who's read Human Comedy and Neverland and Hermitage and Machina to tell me if they think Shu is a piece of shit who is never gonna be redeemable. I want someone who has finished the main story of !! and Hot Limit to tell me if they think Rinne is a bad person one-dimensional villain.

I respect disliking a character and i respect talking shit about a character, but i do not, will not, cannot respect misinfo and misinfo-based hatred on a character !!!

[trashmuis]

Mmmmmmm ok so im very sorry folks, I meant to make some TCM content today but I got really busy and ended up not being at home so i didnt get a chance to make anything post worthy. rip... I will post some tho!! I'll make up for this i swear!! I'll finish stuff up so I can post it!!!! forgive me!

but uhhhh even tho today was busy, i did have a little bit of tequila when i was out in this evening after everything,,,, so when i did come home i actually just decided to rewatch Phantom of the Paradise instead of doing anything else like productive? (sorry again)

ive sobered up a little more now and i need to sleep but God damn man. it was so good to see the movie again. my husband was in disbelief the entire time. he both loved and hated it. he says it isnt a movie. I love the movie so much. the scene with The Phantom SPRINTING down the hall always kills me. it's such a raw shaky cam shot of him BOOKING IT i laugh so hard

and oh yeah,,, Winslow Leach. i love that tall nerd with the big blue eyes and thick-ass glasses and turtleneck sweater and fluffy hair!!! hes so fucking awkward and overly passionate and ugh! but also when he is the world's dorkiest goth bird man in the bodysuit with the black makeup im???? in love. im IN. love. i pretty much screamed in joy every time Winslow Leach was on screen bc I love that FUCKING DORK I LOVE HIM!!!! like why am I like this? why lmao

im gonna post all the fanart I've saved of this movie too bc it's all beautiful and amazing and I cant get enough. and yeah also the art and stuff I have too and some more tcm bc im still also obsessed with that too heehee

[korattata]

Appearently cabergoline tasts very very very very very very really bad

[skyward-floored]

I’m rereading the huge thing I have of all my half-finished IAU oneshots and ideas and Rulie I am sooooo sorry 😭

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

if i was absolutely FORCED to go back in time to high school i think the one thing i would change would be. being more involved w the theatre kids