#he’s not dead I swear

[lezabeththetheodoraimposter]

guys alvar is not dead. I just can’t accept it. like literally. I always have to remind myself “oh wait he’s prolly dead somewhere” but I never think of him as dead. but like it doesn’t make sense bc his death would be so unceremonious like we need something more that “oh yeah he probably died ages ago”. but like he CANT be dead he just can’t. no body no death right?

[wow635]

Guys what do we think of this. I wrote this about y/n after Fred dies in the war

And just like that she was alone again. When she lets her eyes finally close memories come back to her. Memories of her and her love, her sweet sweet boy whom she would never see again.

She still remembers his touch. His laughter. His love. Through the years they’d known each other he had been her person before they both had even know it. And now he was gone

So with a heavy heart she takes the poison in her hand and swallows it down. She’d be with him again. When her eyes fall closed and she begins to take her final breath she smiles remembering that night that he taught her what love really was. Her heart stopped beating a minute later, two hearts that beat as one are reunited

[stupid-selfshipping]

look he’s ok! definitely not dead!

[shirecorn]

Monsters

Bittersweet Dreams || Perspective || Evil || Fighter

[megumikisser]

THE GOJO DEATH LEAKS ON MY FOR YOU PAGE LIKE INCANT HANDLE THIS

[technically-human]

Recharging II (Chorb version)

[ducktu]

Duke: WOW, how can you even say that about my people-

Jason: Hold on, being black doesn't have anything to do with it-

Duke: BLACK? MY PEOPLE ARE BAT VIGILANTES, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?, CAN YOU ONLY SEE RACE?

Jason: *screams*

[thedoodlebuggo]

hey guys guess who's back

[draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend]

Let's not pretend that Oscar Wilde isn't spinning in his grave so violently we could entirely switch to green, renewable energy at this news of Dorain and Basil being portrayed as fucking siblings in this new show

[maddybthorne]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Sir Leon the Long Suffering is one of the best tags ever invented.

[moxielynx]

i cannot see morro as a real villain cause of this like bro wasnt even an adult when he died he was still like 16 😭

edit: also idk what god or writer of destiny is out there choosing who gets to go to the cursed realm or not, but i'd like to have a conversation with the one that sent morro, a teenager, to what is basically the ninjago equivalent of hell/purgatory, because what god awful things did he do as a child to deserve to go to hell AS A TEENAGER. just need a quick chat.

[little-pondhead]

Classic "promised-at-birth-to-the-Ghost-King" story, except the contract never states how, exactly, the King is to use the offered soul. Usually, one would be offered as a bride or sacrifice. But with Pariah Dark sealed away, his retainers got a little lazy in the last few millennia. They just made some generic contracts and practically handed them out like candy.

When Danny took over as king via conquest, that included all the weird and messed up soul contracts the previous retainers had signed. And since ghost magic was a thing and seemed to have it out for Danny personally, many of these contracts updated their terms and conditions as soon as that crown hit Danny's head, reflecting the new King's subconscious desires and personality.

This caused many issues with those still around to profit from these contracts. Some people lost their power, some gained more, and some were unbound and kicked to the curb. A few special people found themselves dropping dead after their less-than-ethical abilities disappeared.

Danny was unaware of the chaos he had unintentionally caused for quite a while. It was only brought to his attention when a letter arrived on his desk one day with a copy of someone's valid contract enclosed. The new changes have been highlighted, and a separate note is attached.

It seems that in exchange for blessings of near-immortality for her infant son, a mother had offered Pariah Dark both their souls in order to ensure her child's survival during harsh times. (The souls were to be collected upon death and were to be used as soldiers in the King's Army.) The mother's soul had returned to the Keep decades ago and was recently assigned to tend to the gardens, while her son seemed to have grown into a fine gentleman and was still alive. He used his mother's gifts to serve his country and loved ones well, it seemed.

At first, Danny didn't see what any of this had to do with him. If the mother was already a part of his kingdom, and the son would be eventually, why was a letter about the whole thing showing up before him?

Then he read the revised contract, which bore his magical signature. A signature that overruled the power of Pariah and binding it to him.

'...and as such, in return for the abilities stated above, [Mary Pennyworth] and [Alfred Pennyworth] will fulfill the conditions detailed below, upon pain of Ending.

[Mary Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a lieutenant in the Skeleton Army caretaker in the Gardens of Pluto.

STATUS: COMPLETED

[Alfred Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a general in the Skeleton Army caretaker of the King and his Court.

STATUS: PENDING'

Danny had to re-read the contract several times to understand what it was saying. He now had a caretaker? What did a caretaker do? Was it like a ghost parent? Could this guy ghost-ground him??

He sighed and pressed the speed dial on his phone for Tucker. Time to find out who the hell this Alfred Pennyworth guy was, and how to break a magic contract when it wasn't even fulfilled yet.

Meanwhile, Alfred had just found the original copy of the contract amongst his mother's belongings after it glowed and drew him in. The paperwork cleared up a lot of mysteries he'd always wondered about himself, even if he disapproved of his mother's methods. Nonetheless, he smoothed out the aged paper with dark green ink, noted the fresh (sloppy, a teenager?) signature, and began preparing to meet this supposed new King and his Court.

It wouldn't hurt to make introductions before he died, after all.

[moeitsu]

I have some things to say…

I’m biting his shoulders, kissing on his neck, dragging my fingers down the muscle of his back, I’m squeezing his ass and trapping him in my legs—I’m moaning in his ear, panting against his mouth, drooling over his lips….

[wombywoo]

babe I think you're forgetting something 👔

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 13 of Arc II (Part 39)

the stuggle is real. but i persist

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[maliwan-grace]

All I'm saying, ALL I'M SAYING

Nikto x reader is peak "last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me."

"..."

"Do it again."

Also, obviously, hes already ordered you two a joint tombstone, isn't he so romantic?