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oscar “(о´—`о)” piastri
#┆ ˚₊· ⁀➷ 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐀 is typing . . .#he’s never beating the cat allegations#just a silly little lad#im very normal about him#oscar piastri
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Just a man and his cat balloon
#please he was too cute showing it off#happy yoongi day 🐱🫶🏼#suga#he’s never beating the cat allegations
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you come out of the shower and look for dazai only to find him napping on the floor of your living room in a patch of sunlight like an actual cat. he's on his back with a hand under his head and a faint smile on his lips and when you ask him why didn't he just go to the couch instead, he simply cracks open his eye and extends his hand to you, silently asking for you to join him. and you do.
you curl into his side without another complaint, used to his silly antics, before resting your head on his chest. he's warm, so very warm and it's hard to see why you were questioning him in the first place. dazai's fingers sink into your hair, mindlessly twirling a strand between the digits while humming quietly. it's like a spell, the way your eyes start to feel heavy in a matter of minutes, seconds even, as he holds you close under the sun.
you don't see the way his smile stretches wider and wider with every soft breath you take, your slowing heartrate telling him that you're fast asleep. he feels giddy. he feels proud. he feels happy.
#dazai is NEVERRRR beating the kitty cat allegations#never#he is so cat#i love him#i wanna rub his nose:3333#wahhhhhh#this is us btw i also like to nap on the floor lmao#dazai#mickey is daydreaming#mizai#dazai x reader#dazai fluff
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money!!! 🎉🎉🎉 (tr)
#me today when someone sent me money as an early christmas present#HE'S SO CUTE he's never gonna beat the boba eyed cat allegations#mine#taehyun#kang taehyun#txt#tomorrow x together#ult tag 💖#userhev#cheytermelon#usersemily#useryeonbins#userzaynab#majatual#ninqztual#usergyukai#tuserflora#eritual#hennatual#ninitual#usergyu#ayabestie#arieslofi#tuserrowan#userax#userchoisoobin#kpopccc#kpopedit
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#hold him by the scruff of his neck and drag him around#he will not complain#like a cat.#never beating the kitten allegations I fear#charles leclerc#CL16#lestappen#max verstappen#carlos sainz
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Wade:... Logan:... Wade: is this about-- Logan: YES this about how you let me chase around a laser point for 15 minutes!
#because as we all know#Wolverine has 'claws that can retract'#'wow he's like a kitty cat' (/ref)#never beating the kitten allegations#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect poolverine#pandapool
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angry rui looks exactly like an angry kitten
#sorry for low quality images#he's never beating the cat allegations#project sekai#prsk#pjsk#proseka#pjsekai#rui kamishiro#kamishiro rui#star's thoughts
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Taika Waititi is applying his knowledge as a Marvel director to “Interior Chinatown,”
#taika waititi#mine#the way he scrunches his nose in the last one#never beating the kitty cat allegations
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Logicat strikes again 🐱
#logicat#is back#look at that cute little face#never beating the polite cat allegations#like look at him#he cannot cause any harm in the entire universe#the sheepish smile and the smugey cheeks#genuinely looks like he would purr on your lap#your honour they are the same picture#final#logan sargeant#ls2#williams racing#formula one#saudi arabian gp 2024
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Din Djarin: *Has a kill count in the hundreds, possibly thousands.*
Me [watching him do literally anything]: Awwwww, he's so soft. Look at babygirl🥺
#din djarin#the mandalorian#he's never beating the babygirl allegations sadly#din djarin brainrot#i can't fear him he's just a sad little cat
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Azriel Core
#he's just a baby#he's never beating the cat allegations#azriel shadowsinger#azriel#azriel core#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#moodboard
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hes so :3 here not a single thought behind those eyes just long hair and :3
#i actually squealed#he is so FUCKING cute#hes never beating the polite cat allegations#this is the kittiest hes looked in a while#KITTTYYYYYYYYY#like caseoh#oscar piastri#op81#oscar piastri f1#formula 1#f1#brazil gp 2024
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‼️ DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE SCENE ‼️
the blood looked like whiskers I had to do it.
#the cat ear hair and now blood whiskers?#hes never beating the cat boy allegations#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#hugh jackman#x men#logan howlett
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That one panel of Sukuna being gobsmacked, flabbergasted, bewildered, stupefied.
#He is never beating the angry cat allegations#this is the face of man who knows he's been 4D chessed#Only Yujji can bring such visceral reactions out of him#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#jjk#jjk fanart#sukuna ryomen#jjk 264#winterrbluess art
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Coming out of the closet with such a rare ship that you all will think me crazy and delusional but Antonin dolohov is the only man who possesses enough gaudy power and sadism to properly sugar daddy for regulus black think about it
Like, Antonin is SO neat: he’s canonically a bigger sadist than most death eaters, he’s one of if not the only pureblood heir in Russia, he has truly unreachable levels of like gold chain and real furs and mansions with multiple large living spaces all with the most big and beautiful fireplaces because he lives in teh snowy russian country side and hunts the beasts in his backyard when he gets antsy type of wealth. He’s a bitch, he’s insane, he’s horrific, and oh my god he’s PERFECT.
Regulus likes to be used and desired just as much as he likes to be utterly in control and domineering, it’s a hard line to balance and usually he can’t. He has to pick a side and walk that one, longingly staring for the other no matter which one he’s on. BUT, Dolohov is so crazy and weird guaranteed he loves the chase and scuffle of catching and keeping a lover with fire in their blood just as much as he loves being bossed around by something beautiful. He’s paying thousands dollars for like three hours to get stepped on but then flip you over and choke you out, he’s wild and unpredictable and lives only for his own pleasure and never let’s go of getting what he wants and he wants the pretty black heir with the delicate blue eyes that never show him a glimmer of respect but a so bow low he surely knows where he’s dipping.
This creepy motherfucker kept track of regulus’ birthdays after he ‘bloomed to look so delectable’ and sent him lavish presents each year but never spoke to him until the literal moment he turned seventeen because he knows what he’s here for and he wants soemthing with fire not a cushy and ‘sweet’ (by pureblood courting terms) grooming and then immediate stale marriage. And you think regulus wouldn’t love that shit?? Dude, these two are made to feed only the worst parts of each other. Like I brought up the sugar daddy dynamic because even if there’s no actual money involved, that what they have. They are not dating, they are not married, god forbid they both shiver at that thought, they literally just meet up like every other weekend to do ungodly deeds to each other for 24 straight hours and then like have fancy dinners or attend pretentious parties together when Antonin feels he wants to flaunt and regulus feels he wants to be flaunted.
Regulus pulling hidden knives from silk pillowcases mid fuck to actually stab Antonin and Antonin is fucking laughing through his orgasm. Antonin only smokes cigars and regulus plucks them from his teeth whenever he wishes for a turn and Antonin grins. Antonin buys regulus sleek and expensive clothes that leave little to the imagination and then insisting he wear them when they go out so everyone can see what Antonin has like regulus is a new head of a new kill for over one of his many fireplaces. Regulus has stitches from the work Antonin does when he’s excited and he’s never without a purpled bruise again after they meet and he craves it. They both do.
They’re the couple you can’t really call toxic because they’re both using each other and both very ok with that. They’re the couple you want to judge because regulus was 17 and Antonin was 32 when they started talking but also it’s a free country and it’s legal and consensual and also they’re both on a completely even playing field money and power wise so what’s actually the harm? Antonin thinks the taboo of it all is funny and he enjoys making people uncomfortable, regulus thinks it’s annoying that everyone seems to think he’s always the victim all the time. ‘He’s bad reg he just wants your body!’ ‘What do you think I want him for, his bubbly personality?’
God I can’t even please tell me you see the vision they’ve been the ringworm in my skin for months now and I can’t be quiet anymore 😞
#I’m never beating the ‘you just ship anyone with regulus huh’ allegations#regulus ‘I can and will be just as abusive to my middle aged boy toy as he is to me’ Black#ring worm ref because my cats have ring worm rn#they’re ok tho dw#regulus arcturus black#antonin dolohov#regulus black x antonin dolohov#Antonin dolohov x regulus black#regulus black
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one of my fav things about jure is that he's either jumping around, climbing on things/people, or finding ways to be upside down
#jure maček#joker out#he also jumped on jan in the new wave mv#never beating the cat allegations#jure macek
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