#he’s just kinda unlucky xD

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ohh nother Bitey Boss!

can we go 2 legoh store after big run?? I got money 4 new buildy kit

SURE! BUT YOU GOTTA REMEMBER TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURE DONE OKAY KIDDO? CHUM #4269 STILL HAS NOT HEALED HIS ENTIRE BODY AND SKELETON FROM BEING NEARBY LAST TIME COHOZUNA STOOD ON A LEGO BRICK

[victimsofyaoipoll]

Round 2

Propaganda Under Cut

Elizabeth Midford

She started as just a cutie fiancée trying her best, turns out she's also a swordfighting genius, very under pressure to perform feminity in the Victorian Rose type of way. Fandom crucifies her bc she's Ciel's fiancée and they want him to be with his butler, Sebastian, the demon he sold his soul to for revenge

anime was a shitty canon divergent adaptation that butchered her character down to her "cutesy silly girly" persona, which obviously made the 2008 anime fans hate her with a passion (nothing wrong w being girly I'm just saying the adaptation made her super one dimensional) anyways fujoshis used to treat her as a villain because she's the fiance of Ciel,, who as u might know already was HEAVILY shipped with his butler, Sebastian back then (now it's kinda looked badly upon, nice tbh that ship sucks ass xD) She's a bit similar to Misa Amane from death note in the way she was treated. (Like an obstacle the yaoi ship must overcome rather than a person)

she's my silly little rabbit! i could gush about her character but i'll keep it short and just say that she's really well written and one of the best characters in the series. anyways she's ciel's fiance and she's like, rightfully annoying as any other 13 yr old girl would be but the fanbase fucking crucified her for even existing. she gets demonized for being 'annoying', but then ciel gets yaoishipped with an even more annoying guy. there is 100% an argument that lizzie/ciel is weird bc they're cousins (i personally don't ship it) but that falls flat when her detractors then ship the 13 yr old ciel with an eons old demon who Canonically looks like his father. the anime also never reached her main character development until years after its peak and that was only in a movie, so she really got the bad end of the stick here. not me though i had a giant crush on her when i was 12

Katara

Katara is constantly mistreated by the fans in favor of the Zukka ship (Zuko × Sokka.) They make her out to be mean, homophobic, and completely out of character just to add drama to the Zukka ship. In reality, Katara is very compassionate, and would never act that way toward anyone. 

Zutara was a popular ship but when zukka got popular over covid during the atla renaissance there were a million posts about how zutara was problematic while zukka was perfect usually for racist reasons. Meanwhile katara and sokka are siblings so it didn't even make sense. They did not have to be so illogically rude to her to ship zukka and it was weird

Katara is FANTASTIC I fucking love her to pieces she is so cool and yet the entirety of the ATLA fandom treats her like garbage because she “talks about her mom dying too much” (even though she BARELY does & also was parentified from a young age due to her mother’s death) and, of course, because she’s a more feminine women when compared to her counterparts. Even in the show itself she’s mistreated: she’s ALWAYS shown cooking for the rest of the gaang, doing their laundry, any ‘womanly’ task. She ends up with the guy who kissed her twice without her consent & who she never showed any real attraction to and apparently (despite being a badass warrior-doctor!!!) after the show ended she just… settled down in the South Pole and had a bunch of kids and never did anything else. She didn’t even get a statue :( Anyways during the ATLA renaissance, despite Zutara actually not being canon, people felt that Katara threatened the sanctity of the new almost entirely baseless yaoi ship, Zukka. Unfortunately for them, due to the fact that Katara and Sokka are siblings, the usual anti-Zutara arguments didn’t work as well. So they resorted to just… slaughtering her character. If she was lucky, they’d just make Katara a background character, wingwoman, &or throw her together with her canon love interest. If she was unlucky they’d do anything from make her homophobic (??) to killing her off! Fuck’s sake, she never even got a token spare-the-pairs wlw ship! Sorry for getting so heated, that whole debacle made me FUMING MAD.

[imthepunchlord]

Did you watch Season 5 of Miraculous? What did you think of it?

I stopped watching Miraculous at s3, I didn't watch s4 or s5, but I've heard a bit about it. Technically can't really give an opinion but I can share what I think based on what I heard.

I heard Adrienette dating was not too bad, but should've been much sooner. I agree. Could've saved us a bunch of trouble and salt. I also heard that they had the most powerful kiss that adults literally could not tear them apart XD that was funny to hear.

I got to learn that melting Miraculous down doesn't count as destroying them so, who's going to tell Frodo the one ring actually isn't destroyed as apparently melting doesn't count as destroying. Who knew?

And I got to learn that Gabriel was able to make the wish, getting what he ultimately wanted terrorizing all of Paris for 5 seasons, is remembered as a hero, and Adrien never learns about it which is all a really big wth. From what I've seen, no one was happy about that.

Uuuuh... I heard Lila got exposed, but it was meh. I heard she now goes by Cerise? Which ok, let's just make this confusing character even more confusing. Also, how much you want to bet that Cerise/Lila will join them in high school, and there's a repeat of Marinette knowing that's Lila who is lying to them but no one believes her and thinks Cerise is someone entirely new.

Ummmmmmm... oh, I heard Feligami is now a thing? Very rushed and kinda creepy/weird? But I guess they did a decent job as I do see the occasional fanart for them. Personally, I'll just stick to Kagami with girls. That moment in Riptose stuck with me waaaay to much to really get behind her being more interested in boys. I will say, Adrigami did have some nice moments, and there's concepts there where I think they can work nicely off each other (Adrien needs to learn to grow a backbone while Kagami wants to rebel and make friends, they can help each other with that), so Adrien could be the only guy I could roll with for her, but still prefer her paired with girls more.

Also I guess Felix is now a hero despite stealing the yo-yo from Ladybug and handing off... 14 Miraculous to Gabriel. And presumably making him more dangerous/difficult, though he is an idiot so I don't know how much more challenging he got. As far as I know, it was pretty much like another Tuesday.

Oh and apparently there will now be 18 heroes in Paris as I got to learn through asks. I wonder how that's going to work, if at all. Place your bets on how often we'll even see those full time heroes, as they can't really take much attention away from Marinette and Adrien, but who knows. S6 is in that weird placement now that Thomas is no longer apart of the development of ML, so it's hard to say how different it'll go.

Oh. I don't like Tikki and Plagg's true forms. Kinda Digimon over complicated design, and biblical in aesthetic which I found weird when they're supposed to be tied to Taoism. I have yet to find anything similar to biblical angels in Toaism, so I feel like this design choice works off a Christian view more (which isn't surprising as Plagg works off the unlucky black cat, which is exclusively from Christian Europe roughly 400 years ago).

Additionally, Gimmi felt like more of a Nooroo true form, than a fusion of Plagg and Tikki. I think they should've brought the concept of Null back. I think they were a better thought of a fusion of Creation and Destruction as these two concepts brought together would just nullify each other.

So over all, based on what I've heard, it's a pretty negative view of s5.

[thrawns-babygirl]

Fellow crosswhore here, hah

So how about reader and crosshair making out in the pilotsseat (; while reader is grinding on him (clothed) and crosshair basically cums in his blacks because he was so pent up and he is embarrassed about it because reader didn't cum, but reader assures him that it's okay and that there's no need to be embarrassed..

It's not a full smut request but it's something xd

Lots of love! Hope you have a lovely day ღ

Oh anon, you are speaking my language! There is something about Cross being so worked up he can't contain himself that is just so *chef's kiss*

I'm actually not suuuuuper happy with this one (which is weird because this is one of my favorite requests ive gotten so far) and its kinda short but I hope you like it! Let me know if you think there is anything that can be improved on.

Warnings: Humping, Embarrassed!Crosshair, 18+ MINORS DNI Word Count: 606

Travelling through hyperspace was boring. Being on watch while travelling through hyperspace was even more boring. The dazzling blue lights losing their luster after the hundredth or so time you stare out at them with nothing else to do.

It had been such a long, brutal mission, and Crosshair just happened to be the unlucky brother to take first watch while everyone else got some much needed shut eye. There he sat, lost in his thoughts until the sound of the cockpit door opening shook him from his reverie. Spinning in the chair he came face to face with you holding two cups of caf.

“You should be asleep like the others” he said, taking the cup you offered him.

“You’re welcome.” You deadpan “but Wrecker’s snoring is keeping me awake and I wanted to spend some time with you. It feels like it’s been weeks since we’ve been able to actually spend any quality alone time together” giving him a playful smile you take a long sip of your own caf before placing it down on the console in front of you.

“Oh? you want some alone time? Well why didn’t you just say so doll, take a seat” he smirks, patting his legs. You give a shy smile as you straddle him on the pilot’s seat and lean in to give him a long kiss, his hands settling on your hips.

It doesn’t take long for your kiss to turn into a heated make out session, grinding yourself down on his growing erection as he thrusts his clothed length against you until you settle into a steady rhythm. Breaking the kiss to let out a low moan, you rest your forehead against his as your hips work into a frenzied pace atop him, drawing harsh groans from his throat as he continues to buck up against you.

Leaning down towards his neck you begin sucking marks against his throat, your paces never faltering as you continue to writhe against his rock-hard length whimpering against the skin of his neck as he begins using his grip on your hips to move you along his lap with more purpose, grunting and groaning increasing in frequency with each pass you make over his clothed, throbbing cock. You feel incredible, every single movement you make sending shocks of electricity down his spine.

His climax sneaks up on him before he can stop himself as he thrusts up against you, trying to stifle his groans against your neck as he spills himself in his blacks, bucking up against you as his orgasm crashes over him.

Panting he looks up at you, face flushed with wide eyes “I…Kark- I’m sorry doll I didn’t-” you silence his stuttering apology with a kiss.

“Nothing to be sorry about love, it happens” you give him a sweet smile as he runs a hand over his face and leans his head back in the pilot seat closing his eyes and exhaling though his nose.

“Not to me it doesn’t” he grumbles back at you, still refusing to make eye contact.

“Well I guess you’ll have to make it up to me when it’s my watch then won’t you” you wink at him “I’ll get you a fresh set of blacks, wait here ‘till I get back” you stand up off his lap and exit the cockpit.

Groaning in frustration Crosshair leans his head against the back of his seat and stares into space. At least he has time to come up with an apology for the next, he checks the ship’s chrono, three and a half hours. And hey, his caf is still warm.

[f4nggzz]

ALL MY FANG AUs TO THE ACTUAL MOMENT

Jet:

Jet the Jerboa is basically the Fang that's in the Fleetway comics, following the events of team chaotix until he's revealed as a villain, I didn't made many things about him, I just like to draw him, maybe one day I'll make more things about him

Flake:

Flake also follows the Fleetway comics lore, he's a hybrid in this AU, and because of that he has a medical condition that causes him a loss of melanine, making his body have a kind of albinism that evolves with time, and because of that, he's extremely insecure and makes many impulsive actions

BFang:

Buried Fang is basically a creepypasta from Sonic Triple Trouble, me and @hmmmzin always found creepy that Fang was "Buried alive" and then I had the idea of making a horror fangame related to this event, I'm not on the hype to do it now, but who knows? X3

EFang:

This Fang is part of an AMV series that I think on doing from the Vocaloid Saga of Evil (Daughter of Evil, Servent of Evil and all...) Where Fang would be Len and Nic would be Rin, at the time I even made art of Fang and Nic as Len and Rin, one day I'll do it, I was animating it but my phone broke so AAAAAAAAAAA

Nack:

This Fang follows the majority of the events from Archie comics, however it has some changes!! Nack's family was part of the Royal family where obviously Nack suffered from a kind of psychologic pression caused by his parents of being the best in everything, and that made Nack end up as someone very paranoid when it comes of committing errors and giving him a very self destructive vision of himself, Nack kinda went against his parents because of the pression, and he decided to enter in a bounty hunter life, until his adulthood, when he accepts his parents offer to clear his criminal record and live a "normal" life, what ends up with him isolating himself

Asir:

Yea, this little guy originated Andy :3 he's a Fang that I've created in 2014, all of his backstories are:

2014: originally he were a Fang from another dimension, where he is one of the main villains that fights against another sonic series corresponding heroes (considering that in the time I thought that putting hair on a sonic png was considered as making a new OC XD)

So after some more adventures he decides to explore new universes until he finds the original universe

2015: he's apparently the younger brother from Fang and Nic, his change of color is because he was beaten up (I had 10 in the time I wrote this :'3) and in that time he was extremely evil, however after some time he turned to good XD

Another lores that I remember: at the time when I wrote comics (unfortunately I can't show because my parents threw it away :c) he was a character extremely unlucky and misfortunate XD he's also had a younger brother called "Léu", who he had a rivality with (Léu was on the side of the heroes and Asir was on the side of the villains), the most recent story was related to racism against weasels (it was 2018 and I didn't knew that Fang wasn't a weasel) about how it had some kind of racism against weasels because of the "representative" being a villain

(Asir and Andy are NOT the same character, it means that Andy is not an alternative version of Fang!!)

And that's what I can remember of him (9 YEARS OF HISTORY WITH HIM HHHHHHH)

Aaannd yep, that's it (poor hmmmzin that had to translate everything aaaaaaa TwT)

[blackstarchanx3new]

FSR rambles...THE FIFTH ONE???

It dawned on me while I work on the 2nd flashback comic in a row I could talk about the scene between Blue and Green. I will probably have less interesting/insightful things to say about this chapter since it was mostly "Aftercare" for all the BS I put yall through with the Link chapter. X'D

I actually EXTENDED this scene from it's OG length not sure how obvious that is though. We all needed to heal. UwU Mostly me actually lmfao. I write obnoxiously fluffy shit after dark shit to make me feel better. X'D

IS IT TONAL WIPLASH!? MAYBE!? DO I CARE???? NOOOOOOO.

Jumping into this page after the last one it gives the impression Blue talking yanked Green out of his thoughts about Link/the past few days leading up to Link pulling the sword.

Twice now someone has warded off Dark Link just by talking to the person he's affecting. Previous being Shadow not so elegantly yelling at Vio till he woke the hell up but he was way deeper in in than Green is here.

Onto the more pressing matter of this page though:

Green feels responsible for taking care of everyone and was worried about what Vio was going to go do once he left the house: Note, we SAW what Shadow and Vio were up too but Green has NO CLUE. If he knew I feel like he'd be more concerned about the freakin' panic attack oof.

Vio just said he was going for a walk and hasn't come back for presumably hours. Right after the split too and with someone who is DUBIOUS at best. The situation kinda just sucks.

Blue gets annoyed with Green's stubbornness offering to take his place in waiting for Vio. The millionth sign he cares about Vio a lot despite his previous ranting.

Dude just decides to concedes to sitting with Green cause it's easier than trying to get him to sleep. Despite him OBVIOUSLY needing it.

Fair question to ask all things considered...

Not much to say story wise but art wise Blue is very cute and his super long side burns are one of my favorite things about him outside of his huge eyebrows. Yall will know weird eyebrows are a thing I enjoy drawing if you've seen my art for a long time. XD

That hug went on a little too long lmao. Blue's kind of shy about physical affection and I think that's cute.

Blue doesn't wanna be Link, like at all. He must have also caught Vio staring at the sword's pedestal because he knows Vio had thoughts about placing it earlier and knew Green had paranoia about Vio putting the sword back while on the "Walk"

Blue's perceptive.

Green says the gayest thing he possibly could prompting one of my favorite lines from Blue in this entire comic "Why am I the only normal one???" He's projecting his own insecurities about being "weird" onto the Vio and Green.

He really wanted the split to be the key to solving all their/Link's problems. Unlucky for him it just makes 4 times more issues oop.

Blue ain't an idiot. He can tell Green's not doing too well. UNLIKE VIO GREEN'S ACTUALLY HONEST RIGHT OFF THE BAT WITH HIS PROBLEMS/FEARS.

Blue decides he wants to be the 2nd most level headed character in this comic outside of Shadow Link.

Blue's a true bud.

Blue how dare you capture Green's heart. X'D Vio and Green are both desperate for comfort. I find Green and Vio were the ones affected by Link's depression the most.

Vio harbors a LOT of regret and anxiety. Green feels overwhelming pressure to do what Link did before the split while being "Diet Link".

Vio's less good at dealing with and communicating emotions are hard for the purple boy. Green doesn't have this problem and is with someone who gets what he's going through right away while Shadow wasn't sure WHAT was the problem when Vio started to break down.

Green never gets to that point at least not here.

Green and Blue also don't have the utter BAGAGE Vio and Shadow do lmao so that probably helps.

Green and Vio got baggage together that will be unpacked later. ;)

Lol Green's confession is cute. Blue's a lot less comfortable saying stuff quite like that. Red's the MOST comfortable saying that kind of thing so maybe this scene is OOC but Green's insanely difficult to characterize so I'm doing whatever I want with him. X'D

Blue hasn't been slick at all about his feelings towards Vio let's be real and Green calls him out.

Shadow Link pisses Blue off and I'm so giddy to show off more of WHY that is. (It's deeper than he's jealous which you can probably figure from his dialogue.)

Also just goes to show Link himself still harbored tough feelings around Shadow Link deeper than Vio's emotional baggage.

While Vio was in denial he was still alive despite the obvious fact he was there the whole time and the notion they could ever meet again, even HOPING they wouldn't, he still showed fondness towards Shadow and was happy to be around him.

Blue actively doesn't like Shadow and has been vocal about that fact. If Blue calling him a "Bitch" and a "Bastard" didn't make that clear enough.

Green you'll notice only at first mentions wanting Vio to come back but switches to mentioning them both in the next page. He also was the one who clarified Shadow was welcome to stay with them and was apart of their team. Showing a sort of neutral leaning on positive tone to Shadow's existence.

Red's relationship with Shadow is nonexistent at this point but will be explored later so I can't speak on it as of rn. Red hasn't had much of a role but I will point out I did like drawing him in the BG of these pages. XD He's still around just sleepy.

Blue's ability to sense danger is such an interesting thing about him. Like, that's so useful I wish we got to see it more in the manga.

I appreciated Blue way more as a character after drawing these pages and it made me change how I wrote him in certain scenes in the script X'D

I want him to have just as much depth as Vio and Shadow, because while Vidow had a strong focus at the START the whole of the comic leans on: A sequel to FSA vibe.

We're left on a cliff hanger for what the hell Blue's afraid of...Vaati perhaps?

We'll see.

Blue being protective of Green was smth I thought would be cute, but Green also trusts his judgment.

Also smth that will be touched on btw and I'm sure yall have noticed is: Where the hell is Princess Zelda/what is she up too. Considering she got a letter from Link.

[teecupangel]

Submitted by @saberamane​

Long boring day at work with nothing to do but daydream so…

Modern AU, Desmond x your pick

Desmond, a bartender, is unlucky in love. Not because he’s unattractive, or boring to talk to, or offensive. But because of what’s in his apartment.

A pet. Or pets, more like. Of which Desmond loves dearly, and everyone else hates, to the point that it ends the relationship.

Desmond has snakes. Three to be exact. All rather docile and friendly, and only dangerous to his love life.

                       WARNING FOR SNAKES BELOW

His ‘palmetto’ morph corn snake Lucy. (Mostly white with sparse speckles of gray and orange.) 

His Honduran Milk Snake Becca. 

And, his pride and joy (don’t tell Lucy or Becca) Eden, his Albino ball python. 

He lives in a 2 bedroom ground floor apartment, the 2nd bedroom is where all his snakes are kept.

Every relationship, without fail, ends when the 'snake room’ is discovered. Even if they’ve been dating for months.

Desmond has pretty much stopped dating at this point. He’s tired of getting hurt. (And being told to choose between his love interest and the three things that bring meaning to his life. The things that keep him going because they need him.)

His next 'relationship’ is completely accidental. A one night stand that happened again and again until they were running into each other in random places, and then meeting for coffee or lunch.

Desmond absolutely DOES NOT bring them back to his apartment. Until he does. Because he loves to hurt himself.

The second bedroom is not addressed, the door staying closed. Until several weeks later when Desmond wakes up and finds himself alone in bed. He finds his lover in the second bedroom, his heart stopping, knowing what was going to come next.

He did not expect to be asked what color morph, exactly, Lucy was. Or where he got Eden. Or why Becca was staring so intently at the lid of her enclosure.

Desmond can only describe the next hours as a miracle, his lover taking Eden out of her cage without a single ounce of fear, holding her expertly and talking to her like most people do dogs and cats.

Desmond decides, this relationship has to work out if it kills him. He will never find someone else quite like this again. (He’s already fallen so hard…)

HAPPY ENDING??

(I’m not a huge fan of snakes myself, for trauma reasons, but I can admire that they are beautiful creatures. And hell spawn at the same time. Why no legs? Why so fast with no legs? Sorry to anyone else who gets squirmy with snake pics. I honestly have no idea why this came to me.)

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Additions from teecup:

It would be fun if Desmond’s past relationships were shown like a montage: one sentence for each and they’re not named but each of their sentence hints at their identity like “One of them even had the gall to demand Desmond choose between him and his babies, only to stomp out of the apartment like a spoiled brat when Desmond retorted angrily (and not at all seriously) that he had no legs to stand on since Desmond never demanded he stopped talking to his sister every five goddamn minutes”. Something that shows just the kind of pain (and headache) Desmond had to go thru while giving a little ‘nudgenudgewinkwink’ at who those past lovers had been.

As for the snakes, I kinda like the idea that Eden is the oldest of them and she’s Desmond’s favorite because Desmond was there when she was hatched. She’s actually the only remaining offspring of Desmond’s first snake (… shall we call her Minerva? XD) so Desmond watched Eden grow up, making Eden his baby and ‘first born’. Eden would be the most ‘ sociable’ of his babies, having been born and raised by Desmond with love and care so, to her, humans are nice people.

Lucy would be ‘unplanned’. Desmond was just in the pet store he buys supplies for Eden shopping for something to get for Eden’s enclosure and the owner (maybe Clay? Or, if we want someone a bit older, Piri or maybe even Gavin?) would tell him about this ‘palmetto’ morph that needs a new home, taken from a neglectful (and maybe even abusive) owner and they thought Desmond would be perfect since he’s such a good owner. Lucy’s the shiest of the three and likes to hide in the small hollow log that’s part of her enclosure but she’s also the clingiest among the three when it concerns Desmond.

Rebecca, on the other hand, was a pet Desmond got on the suggestion of the snake owner forum he’s part of when he posted he was thinking of getting a new baby (maybe to celebrate something? His 25th birthday? Getting a raise at work? Maybe even something adorkable like ‘I’ve been caffeine free for 6 months’). Rebecca’s the newest of the bunch, the baby-est of the babies, and she loves slithering out of her enclosure whenever the lid is opened, mostly to curl on Desmond’s wrist for a while until Desmond puts her back inside.

As for the pairing, there are a lot of pairings that would work for this one since most of them wouldn’t be scared of snakes (although a few of them would definitely be surprised if the snakes did a sneak ‘attack’/hello on them).

Of course, I would totally say Altaïr because it’s me, you know me, and he could be like a college professor. It would be fun if he was like a history professor that has a popular mythology/folklore class in the nearby college and the main reason why he’s okay with snakes is because his college thesis had been about how mythology and folklore describe snakes. It would probably make Desmond happy to hear someone talk about the positive view humans have about snakes, like the Rainbow Serpent Yurlungur who created the world.

Also, Altaïr is one of the few AC characters I can totally see saying this without even a hint of embarrassment:

“There’s also the Ouroboros, usually shown depicting a snake biting its own tail. It’s supposed to symbolize…” His eyes were focused on Desmond as he continued, “Eternity.”

(seriously, if we get Altaïr as the lover, the happy ending would be him proposing to Desmond with a ring shaped like an Ouroboros, a symbol of ‘eternity’)

[keydav]

Hello, I'm currently reading (a little over halfway through) The Sunbearer Trials by Aiden Thomas and I have some predictions, so I wanted to make a post about them! And also then I have a timestamped place with these and I can show I had them before I finished the book xD Who would I need to prove it to and who would care that much?? Uh don't worry about that part, prediction time!!

Just to reiterate, these are predictions, I don't know what's going to happen in the rest of the book and the only spoilers here will be for the first half or so!

Okay, first, I don't think Aurelio is fireproof. There might be something else wonky about his powers that have to do with the arm bands he wears all the time (maybe they're conduits, like Atzi's rings???), but he definitely isn't fireproof. After the second trial, where they caught the alebrijes, Aurelio was presenting his, it spat fire at him, and he flinched. Which you wouldn't do if you're fireproof!

I think Xio is hiding something about his powers, cause he's always cagey about them when asked and all we know is he is unlucky. He also never actually answered why he has a azabache bracelet, so I wonder if that has to do with it? Also whenever something goes well for him he says something like "that was pretty lucky" which I think everyone waves away because his dad is the dios of Bad Luck, but I feel like has got to he something if he keeps saying it?

And then, finally, I think that Mala Suerte is kinda set up to seem like the surprise "bad guy", cause he's the dios of Bad Luck and the description of him having, like, oiled back hair and the strings of teeth he wears, but I also think that would be too obvious? If there is a "bad guy" (which, you know, who's to say, there doesn't have to be one) I think it's more likely to be Diosa Luna. Anytime there's a character who is, like, the only person who can interpret the deity who is in charge of everything, I get suspicious (hello, The Owl House), and just the fact that she's basically in charge of this system that we know is, and Teo himself has called out as being, messed up. I don't trust it!!! Also (slight non-specific spoilers for Cemetery Boys) Aiden had a "twist" bad guy in Cemetery Boys, so I could see them doing that again.

Anyway, that's all I got right now! Please don't tell me if I'm right or wrong, I don't want to be spoiled, I just wanted to get my predictions out there!!!

[ideas-on-paper]

Monster Hunter Tri Diary, Part 6: Coral stones, Goldenfish & disastrous lovers

For previous entries, search for #monster hunter tri diary

Disclaimer: Text is paraphrased from my localization and might slightly deviate from the English version.

Quest: Sunken Treasures

Packed some harpoons this time since there's a subquest to slay 3 Sharqs, so I might as well harvest materials from them while I'm at it.

Our client this time is a lovesick boy who promised his beloved a hair clip made from red coral stones, but he just so happens to be afraid of water. Well, I'd say you should've thought about this before making any big promises. (Good dating advice, tbh: Never promise anything you can't keep.) As it is, I have to carry the can for you, while you undoubtedly will tell your lady that you collected all these coral stones yourself...

I'll do the subquest to slay the 3 Sharqs first, then pick up the rest of the coral stones and go on my return trip to the base camp.

The harpoons appear to be pretty indestructible - I've harpooned a good deal of fish by now, but not a single one of the harpoons has broken so far. Makes me wonder why you'd even need up to five of those if they have infinite durability...

The Epioth go down in two hits with the Iron Sword+. Well, might as well use this opportunity to pick up some monster guts for extra cash along the way. (Because trust me: It's not a good idea to do this during the monster guts quest.)

Also, I took a detour before returning to the camp to look for bug gathering spots (I would've liked to have a few more Fireflies to make myself Goldenfish baits), but either there aren't that many bug spots at night, or I just got a bit unlucky. (I suppose I shouldn't have thrown out the Fireflies for other items during my previous gathering rounds... xD)

Quest: Goldenfish Opportunity

Since I only had three Fireflies in stock, I was only able to make myself three Goldenfish baits, which is just enough to catch the three Goldenfish you need for the quest. Together with the baits, I also packed some additional Snakebee Larvas, in case I find some Fireflies to combine them with.

Also, I invested the extra zenny to make myself the complete Chainmail armor (it doesn't cost too much, and you don't need that many materials for it either). I did this due to the fishing and combo skills the armor comes with; though not strictly necessary, they might help me a little during the following quest.

Today's client is a "young fish fan" who apparently loves fish so much that his friends are saying he should marry one. Although he says their jokes are rubbish, he kinda plays along with it by saying if you bring him some Goldenfish - the most beautiful best fish - he may invite you to the wedding. Well... Idk, but I feel like he's more serious about this than it seems. xD (Actually, why do I constantly have to run errands for people with love issues? First the Head Farmer who fancies the Guild Sweetheart, then the guy with the coral stones, and now this not-so-secret fish lover - guys, I'm here to hunt monsters, not to play matchmaker.)

The Guild Sweetheart (who appears to have taken some lessons from the Gossip Lady in silly wordplays) is so kind as to point us to the fishing spot in area 10, which the Village Chief has told her about. I guess this is just in case you missed the dialogue from the boys in the village.

She also tells us to take the worms from the box. However, in my experience, it's pretty much impossible to complete the quest that way, since the Goldenfish never appear if you use normal baits (or at least, they appear so rarely that I've never seen it happen). Anyway, I prepared myself accordingly, so let's get going.

When you arrive in area 10, the Guild Sweetheart even explains where the fishing spot is and tells you not to jump in so you don't scare off all the fish. What a service! (I'm just not used to that anymore after playing MH1 and Freedom Unite. xD)

I have to say, it’s kinda neat that the fish will immediately bite if you have the Fishing skill; otherwise, they kinda nibble on the bait sometimes, and if you have fidgety hands, you might press too early to catch them.

Goldenfish: "A rare fish made of solid gold." Solid gold? How's it possible for there to be fish made of solid gold? (But perhaps I shouldn't ask this in a game series where an Elder Dragon whose skin is made of literal metal exists.)

Now, with the three Goldenfish for the main quest in our bag, I'm gonna keep fishing for a bit to see if any Small Goldenfish show up, since we need two for the subquest.

You can eat Sushifish raw - a bit ironic since the Chief's Son didn't want to eat any raw meat in case he gets sick, but well, I suppose this is a game from Japan.

Glutton Tuna: "A fish that eats anything -- allowing you to sometimes get items from its stomach." Proven by the fact I got a Yambug after I ate one. (I don't even think I can get those at this point; at least, I've seen them nowhere in the Deserted Island.)

So, I used up all my baits, but the Small Goldenfish still didn't show up. Well, since I still have some time left, I'll see if I can get some more baits.

You can get frogs at the gathering spot in area 10. This would make any Plesioth's mouth water; (un)fortunately, he isn't in this game. (I guess you're supposed to use the frogs to bait Gobul instead.)

I went to every single bug gathering spot on the map, and I got exactly one Firefly. Well, alright - I'm gonna combine myself an extra Goldenfish bait and try again if I can catch any Small Goldenfish.

Okay, guys, I give up - I honestly have no idea where to find the Small Goldenfish. I know what they look like from Freedom Unite (small, golden, round fish with fringy fins), but they didn't spawn in area 10 even after I had been fishing there for a good time. I even tried my luck in the base camp (although I didn't consider it very likely that they were there), but nope - the Small Goldenfish are notably absent. Well, guess I'll just have to finish the quest without subquest, then.

Village Talk

Guild Sweetheart: "By doing quests, you help people, and you improve your Guild rank!" I'm not sure if I would call what I've been doing so far "helping people". The quest for the Head Farmer was an obvious charade, I fetched some Kelbi horns for a shaman (who might as well be a quack, Idk), I saved a teenage boy from the consequences for his own big mouth, and I brought a mushroom enjoyer and a fish lover some stuff to indulge in their passions. So maybe, I'd rather call it "supporting other people's interests in exchange for money".

"You have to pay a quest price before you can work for the Guild. It's like a pledge. Scraping you off the floor costs a lot of money!" Again, classic Guild here: They will help you, as long as their economic interests aren’t at risk.

"Many hunters would prefer that we abolish the quest price. Like the hunters who're bad at their job. If we didn't constantly have to clean up their corpses, it wouldn't exist!" Well, the Guild obviously has to take the money from the living - it's not like they’re getting anything from the dead.

Village Chief: "Lynians may have nine lives, but you've got only three." So, the folk belief that cats have nine lives also seems to exist in the MH universe, more or less. (Although in some countries - like mine - cats are said to have seven lives instead of nine. xD) Interestingly, this would also apply to the Shakalaka, since they're classified as Lynians as well. (At least if you want to take the Chief's words literally.)

"As far as I know, the Felynes demand astronomical sums for getting you out of the danger zone. The Guild has to save money, after all!" Yeah, sure - the Guild has to save money. Like, they're probably the richest organization in the entire world - the only reason why the wage for the Felyne rescuers is deducted from my payment is that the Guild doesn't want to spend money from their own pockets. (This is also why you're not able to continue the quest if you died thrice: The quest reward - at least in most cases - isn't issued by the Guild themselves, but by the client; so, if the client wasted their money by hiring an incapable hunter, that's their loss. However, if you were to continue the quest after all the money from the quest reward has been used up, the Guild would have to pay for you getting rescued - and since they're not going to take the risk of being in the red, the quest is aborted.) Also, you can bet that if you asked me to go into a war zone to get an unconscious guy out of there, I would demand a lot of money as well - so it's definitely in the Felynes' right to demand payment for it.

"The Lagiacrus is a vicious monster that can sink a ship in seconds." I believe I remember some lore that the Lagiacrus is able to create maelstroms that can pull a ship underwater and tear it apart. Considering that the Lagiacrus is able to sink ships without even physically attacking, it would make sense that seafarers are so afraid of him. Still, the Lagiacrus was there before them, so strictly speaking, they're encroaching on his territory; however, they're doing so to earn their own livelihood. It's quite a primal conflict, each one fighting to continue their own existence.

"If your paths cross, don't act the hero. But don't worry, you'll probably soon... No, I shouldn't get ahead of myself." No? Okay, then I'm going to be the one who tells your dear readers: For our big monster guts dinner, the Lagiacrus will stop by as a special guest, to make our lives miserable. (I'm just glad I'm prepared for it to happen.)

Chief's Son: "The forest is like a huge living creature, if you think about it... Sometimes it's peaceful, sometimes malicious." Well, that's nature to you - it gives and takes, but it's not good or evil in itself. It just is, without any moral allegiance.

"Monsters behave so differently... Some Aptonoth flee if you attack them, others want to protect their young. They are so different... It's fascinating." It's almost as if they were real, living creatures with personalities, eh? You see, this is what I love about Monster Hunter: Despite their name, the monsters aren't some evil demons straight from hell out to destroy humanity. They're essentially just normal animals, albeit very large and dangerous ones. (We did have this on Earth too, not too long ago.) Similarly, you aren't some saint chosen by God himself, but just a normal guy who kills these animals for pay. Basically, Monster Hunter is just normal people struggling to survive in a world filled with prehistoric animals on steroids, which are trying to do the same. The conflict just feels so visceral, so real that it sets Monster Hunter apart from any other fantasy universe I know of.

Item vendor: "Why do I always step into Paintberries when I've got new shoes?" Sounds like Paintberries are just as bad as dog-doo... xD

Gossip Lady: "The Chief has never spoken about his own past. How does he know so much about hunting monsters? I'm betting one million zenny that our Chief formerly was... a librarian!" Uhhh, that's probably not the conclusion I would've come to, but okay... (Still, this suggests there must be quite a lot of literature about monster hunting; this fits in well with Freedom Unite, where the gameplay tips were included in the "Hunting Life" info magazines.) I’d say it’s more likely that the Chief once was a hunter himself (if I didn't know already) - it would explain his experience, and also why he seems to have friends among the Guild.

Gossip Lady, about the old altar on the farm: "In my opinion, the village's history goes back farther than the Chief!" Tbh, I have the same feeling, considering the ruins strewn across the Moga Woods/Deserted Island; you can find them almost everywhere, in areas 5, 6, and 7, and all the way to the underwater areas. (Looking at the map, the arrangement of the ruins seems to form a huge circle; it almost seems like what we see of it are only small parts of a gigantic structure, most of which is overgrown or submerged.) Also, according to the Gossip Lady, the Chief didn't really answer her questions when she asked him about it. This makes me feel like he knows something about the ruins, but he chooses to not tell anyone.

Little brother: "People constantly mistake me for my big brother. Are we so hard to tell apart? My big brother is loud and mean. Actually, he's alright most of the time... But he finally needs to grow up." Maximum sibling energy right there. xD Also, as someone who was always the "quiet, serious kid", I can relate to this better than I probably should.

"Only one thing is louder than my big brother... Sonic Bombs!" Charming comparison. xD From my own school days, I know exactly this type of kids, though.

Little brother, when explaining how to use Bomb Casings: "Don't be like my brother! He once used dung and wanted to hit me with a Dung Bomb. He's such a child!" It may seem kind of ironic for a child to say this, but trust me, I can relate - I also never understood why "normal" children had to throw objects at each other.

I just realized you can sleep in the bed at night to pass the time (skip to the next day cycle). I don't think that's possible at day though, since the option was grayed out.

However, I can't afford to rest right now, since we still have one quest left (which I definitely didn't procrastinate on purpose): gathering monster guts for a spectacular feast (for the Lagiacrus, that is). Well... See you on the next hunt!

To be continued

[pilferingapples]

OH WOW ok ok I'm taking just the Les Mis /Les Amis side of it, I'm sure some Newsies Expert will cover that show! I will earnestly try to keep this brief XD I'm going to give you their key lines and VERY basic personality traits , because this is just for the musical and everything else changes a lot between casts! in the book, there's nine named characters in the revolutionary group Les Amis though we're told there's more involved; in the show this (honestly kind of weirdly) reduced to eight named Amis : Enjolras, Combeferre, Prouvaire, Courfeyrac, Feuilly, Legle, Joly, and Grantaire (the one left out is named Bahorel and it is an Injustice but that's a total rantXD). I can go on for years about the book versions but this is just the musical essentials!:

Enjolras: You know this one. Red xylophone vest, revolutionary fervor, does not care about Marius' lonely soul. Combeferre: the philosopher! Enjolras' closest friend in the book, kinda adrift on that point in most musical shows since Marius has to get more focus. A medical student in the book; this is sometimes referenced by him helping others once the shooting starts. The one who calls Enjolras' name in the versions where that happens, when everyone's assembling for the café scene (Enjolras! At Notre Dame the sections are prepared...) Used to get the "though we may not all survive here, there are things that never die" line in the complete soundtrack, a line now gone, alas! but it expressed the character well! Courfeyrac: the closest friend Marius has in the book, a fun, dandyish, social party guy, and also devout revolutionary. On stage, he's M. "Students, workers, everyone!" in the Café intros . In the 2012 movie he was the one closest to Gavroche and got a fantastic scene when Gavroche died. Feuilly: a worker, a fan painter, an internationalist, The Orphan Who Adopted the World. he gets a LOT of focus in the show, from "At Rue de Bac they're straining at the leash! " to the "blood of the martyrs" verse in Do You Hear the People Sing, to the Ammo Report on the barricade (" how do we stand, Feuilly, make your report" ) . He also takes the lead on Drink With Me! a very trackable guy.

Prouvaire: the team bard! Jean "Jehan" Prouvaire, a Romantic poet; shy, hugely emotional, and badly dressed. In the book he gets to read everyone a last poem at the barricades before they're attacked , and is one of the first Amis to die (there is historical metacontext here that I'm redacting but I gotta acknowledge it XD) . He features in Drink With Me (" here's to pretty girls who went to our heads" ) .

Legle: witty, funny, and unlucky. In the book, basically life partners with Joly (that's not Tumblr Fandom mode, the book outright says they share everything and live, eat, and sleep together) and besties with Grantaire. On stage, usually one of the closest to Grantaire; in some stagings he's practically the Grantaire Minder, keeping him on task, going to to him after Drink With Me takes that mood swing, etc. Sometimes seems to share a girlfriend with Joly, which, again, matches up with the book XD Joly: a hypochondriac med student, and besties/partners with Legle. In the book, he has a "very literary" girlfriend named Musichetta; on stage, that seems to get a nod with him singing "here's to witty girls who went to our beds". He's part of the Gossip Gang along with Bossuet and Grantaire, who spend some real page time talking about Marius and his love life; on stage, he's the first one to ask if Marius is OK in the Cafe scene ("Marius, you're late! What's wrong with you today")

Grantaire: Grantaire, put the bottle down! you know this one too XD Drunk , disbelieving, and devoted to Enjolras. Rude when he can be. All this scans with the book; he is also ,more recently, babysitter or mentor for Gavroche. That is NOT in the book and seems to be a later bit of stage characterization, though "later" in the Les Mis sense where it might have been going on for 20 years:P I'm sure someone knows the exact start point! anyway, yeah, you know this guy!

..that's as brief as I can be oh no, but I hope it helps!!

My embarrassing admission is that I've been seriously into Newsies and Les Mis at various points, but I still can't tell apart those swarms of hot young background guys that the fans go crazy about when I watch them. Hell I still don't know most of the barricade boys' names! There's Enjolras, Grantaire, and the Comb Ferret but beyond that I couldn't tell you.

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So I started a new DnD campaign (two campaigns actually XD) and I developed my drow elf's background story a little bit. I got excited and well, this happened!

I just had to draw this moment where he is making the pact with the Prince of Demons himself 👀 And that's all. Well wait. Have to say he's kinda unlucky hahah!

I hope you like it! I uploaded the speedpaints/process videos of these two pieces as well! You can see them on my Patreon for free if you want to!

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[darkchocolaine]

The Countess

Pairing: Adriah Thomas x F!Reader

Content/warning: smut, historical au, Adriah calls you madam once,

Synopsis: A young inventor in need of some sponsoring so he tries his luck to the recently widowed countess.

Note/s: Adriah Thomas is freaking 6’7” y’all and my puthy is vibrating. No beta/edit. Also, pls let me know what you think. (I wrote this with a headache so pls be gentle xD)

+I kinda did not know how to address Adriah in the story but since I call all hq boys with their last names (with the exception of the miyans bc they’re twins.) I figured I’d take the same format with him. Idk if Adriah is better or Thomas.

@nakizumie xD 👀🥴

What started as Adriah Thomas approaching you in hopes of getting sponsorship to kickstart his endeavours ended up as him getting tangled under the sheets with you.

You’re young and yet widowed. Your late husband, an old man preying after young naive women such as yourself. Caught in the greed of your father and the lustful eyes of the count, you’re unlucky enough to marry the old man at a price. Your life under the count was miserable, with his crotch for a brain and his lecherous hands who only know how to satiate his libido.

Rumor has it that you killed your husband. That you’ve long set your eyes on the money you’ll inherit in his death. That you’ve bought the sedative that made the count stumble on his steps causing him to crash down the stairs. And that you’ve faked the tears you shed at his funeral.

Whether it’s true or not, you’re delighted to be free from the constraints of your abusive husband.

Thomas is a sight to the sore eyes, untainted by the wicked desires of men. Nothing but curiosity in his gaze as he watches the exquisite paintings hanging on the walls of your estate when he sits down, giddy at the display of the grandfather clock handcrafted by a master watchmaker as he spewed on how it was made on what year and the high quality components assembled to create that masterpiece. An impressive chuckle from you made him shut up then, embarrassed at how he got lost praising the purchases of the count.

He realized his blunder when you showed him your other collections. It was you he was praising for having a good taste. You’re an eccentric woman they say, reckless in spending your late husband’s money and squandering it on things. It just caught him off guard to know that your objects of purchase are crafts from master artisans.It’s adorable how he shifted on his seat, fidgeting at the brim of his hat that it was evident how he was trying to hold the enthusiasm from bursting out of him. Striking dark eyes are drawn to your soft gaze as you smile to him in amazement that he got lost in them, mesmerized at your gracefulness and refined air.

The redness of his cheeks darkened when you expressed how you considered Thomas as a master artisan as well, having heard of his practical inventions that was convenient to use. He’s flattered by the comments that leave your lips, all the while hypnotized at the allure of you sitting so elegantly across from him as you bring a cup to your lips, a bewitching smile barely touching the rim.

Thomas enjoyed the conversations with you. He relaxed in such a short amount of time at how easy it was to approach you and how easy conversation flows naturally between you two. The assurance you told him you’re interested in investing in his works made him remember that he was in fact there for a reason and not just to casually engage in some idle talks.

When he leaves, there’s an air of gloominess following after him as he alights his carriage. His eyes never leave yours as he watches you retreat in your estate after seeing him off.

That night he’s tossing and turning thinking about a certain madam, hand slipping down and inside his pants where he slowly feels his hard length against his palms and he’s smearing the leaking cum with his thumb. It's surprising how one meeting is enough to reduce him into a lovesick boy fantasizing about another woman, and to a widow no less. He should be ridden with remorse but there’s nothing of some sort when he remembers nothing but intense gaze looking his way that he was certain you’re interested. Or at least even for a little bit.

He returns the next day with a contract in hand for you to sign your name, eager eyes drawn in the way you removed your gloves to receive the paper. He jolts when you brush your fingers against his skin and he swears it was on purpose how your touches lingered for a while, stroking the thumb that meets yours.

He returns again at your invitation, telling him you wanted to hear more of his plans over tea while the tip of your shoe plays around at the hem of his slacks, sliding upward his legs. He’s licking his lips, trying his best not to be fazed with your little games as he sits upward and subtly talks about some risky things he is contemplating about.

And the next, at the excuse you needed a company. Your last words enticing him to take the risk.

At this point, his hesitation is cleared as he watches your cheeks pull into a soft smile like your words are nothing close to the temptation you offer.

When he visits you again, he’s latching his mouth on you, fully letting his overwhelming emotions take the wheel. No more playful touches as he indulges himself with the soft feel of you on his hands.

His palm is cradling the back of your neck as the other takes a feel of your body, rubbing up and down your side. You’re fisting his shirt, pulling him down trying to keep him as close as possible to you. His teeth sinks into your lower lip drawing out a moan from you that he can’t help but shiver in delight. You taste so sweet that he just melts into your kiss. It’s exactly how he envisioned every night when he imagined those same lips that spoke so gently kissing him on his lips but better.

Thomas hums when he darts his tongue inside of your mouth. Your eyelashes flutter against his cheek, puff of breaths mixing in with the swallowed moans of his name.

“Oh, Adriah…”

He likes how melodious you call his name. Sighing and humming. It’s music to his ears to just hear you fall apart just as much as he was.

When he pulls away, there’s a string of saliva connecting the two of you. He’s catching his breath while he looks at your disheveled hair, chest heaving up and down, lips swollen from the ferocity of his actions. You look so irresistible with your glossy eyes staring up at him as he hovers over your figure.

A tiny spark of guilt comes within his chest. He wanted to be a little more gentle and treat you with more care but another part of him wants to completely ravage you and just ruin you. Leave you begging and crying for more. Gingerly, he places a tender kiss along the side of your face and down your jaw. A complete opposite of how he wanted you.

Thomas pecks and licks at your flesh, finding it difficult to be a little more gentle when his cock is straining inside his pants. He can feel it growing stiffer every second passing.

His teeth bites into your neck, the sharp pain making you wince and tighten your hold on his chest. Sometimes he sucks on it and lap at the skin branding you with a mark of his own.

Nimble fingers yanked at the laces holding up your dress, untying them as swiftly as he could. With how complicated your dress is, his patience is growing thin. He mentally curses at the intricacies of the bows and ties that seeing him struggle makes you laugh a bit as you offer your assistance and do it yourself. Meanwhile, he takes off his clothes and pants without even breaking eye contact with you. The way he’s so eagerly shaking them off of his body makes you hasten your pace as well. The dress pools at your feet and you step out of them.

Your sight travels downwards, to his cock unnoticeably hard against his stomach and you can’t help but gulp at how big he is. Bigger than your dead husband. You bring a hand to it, dragging your palm along his length.

“Madam…”

“Call me by my name.”

The tip of his ears reddened at the idea of calling you so intimately but he tries it still, liking how naturally your name rolls off his tongue.

The second he touches you again, Thomas feels dizzy, a little crazed feeling your skin against the tiny layer of undergarment you have left on that he’s kissing you even more deeply as if trying to devour you. The pad of his hand comes to fondle your breasts, pushing the neckline of your camisole to the side to let it free. He kneads with his rough and calloused hands and switches with flicking your stiff nipples.

A low whine tears his throat, the tremors going directly to your core as your hand glides along his shoulder and feel the taunt muscles underneath his skin. He's surprisingly built for an inventor.

He hoists you up against the wall, your feet immediately coil around his hips while his other hand comes to support your weight. You wrap your arms around his shoulders, hips rutting into him, trying to feel his hardness against your cunt with your camisole hiking up your waist. You’re so wet, oh he can feel you dripping down his cock. The pain is unbearable now with your walls fluttering around nothing. You want him now.

“Adriah… Please please please… Give it to me, please…”

It's embarrassing how you sounded right now, so pliant, drowning in the haze of your arousal, breathing labored against his lips.

Thomas couldn’t wait any longer. Not with you crying so desperately against his ears, pussy just begging to be stuffed full. He drags the tip to your entrance rubbing it along your slit to gather your juices on his length and slips inside before pulling back a little again to slowly carve your insides with his cock. Little by little he’s stretching you out. It’s a painful sting that makes you whimper and he lets out a satisfied moan against your skin.

Warm settles on your stomach as the pain alleviates into pleasure and he moves with more force. He tightens his hand on your thighs and keeps the rocking of his hips at a steady pace, letting you feel every vein along his cock.

“Ahh… That’s it. You’re taking me so well,” he sighs into your mouth, kissing you a little more greedily. “You’re so pretty like this…”

You feel so full with him sheathed inside you that you're dripping wet and arching your back.

His hand goes at the back of your knee, putting you in a different angle as he moves in and out of you with control despite his eagerness.

“Do you like it, hmm? Do you like it when I do this?” he hits a spot that has you curling your toes.

“Y-yes. Ah!”

He takes you by surprise by slamming his hips against yours, burying his cock into you quite deeply that you can only hold onto him to keep yourself grounded, hands anchoring along his back as he fucks into you and sets up a quick rhythm that sends you spiraling out of control. Every slap of his skin sends tremors along your thighs. Every hit to the sweet spot inside you makes you moan so sweetly. Breasts bouncing up and down.

His lips found your neck, containing his grunts on your skin.

“More please,” you whine, not caring how you sounded anymore. At this point, you’re too lost at the feeling of his cock drilling into you to mind anything else.

Thomas is happily following your demands, fucking impossibly deep into you while you're riding his cock. He's so strong and sturdy, holding you up like you weigh nothing in his arms, muscles flexing and his stomach ripples with his motions, not wasting any time to thrust more.

He grunts every time you squeeze around him, sucking him more and you can hear the squelching noise of his cock disappearing inside you. Intense gaze weighs heavy on you as you shift and moan whispering his name over and over again.

You catch his lips on yours, tongues tangling messily around. You're almost there. You can feel your climax looming at your stomach. With a few more thrusts and white light punches through your sight as you shudder with your high. Your toes are curling as you gush around his cock.

Thomas keeps at it, he doesn't stop until he reaches his high and he's rolling his hips with a staggering pace. He lets out a guttural sound, almost a moan as he hugs you closer to him, kissing your bruised lips so softly and sighing against you. Chest against chest, you're recomposing yourself trying to even out your breathing in his arms. There's a ghost of a smile pressing on your lips and you're chuckling while looking at his crescent eyes.

He wants to keep you longer like this in his arms. It's a perfect fit to hold you with the attention you deserve. While pressing his forehead against yours, Thomas finds himself getting greedy. Whatever this thing is between you two, he doesn't want it to end.

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imma just write my experience here lol

welcome to the stream of thoughts on first watch of ep 10 of KINNPORSCE The Series (yay)

SPOLIERS FOR THE EPISODE AHEAD

i really wrote it while watching so expect a lot of random stuff

so pete. i love you. i’m excited for vegaspete in this episode.

so far so good. thank you production team for the fight scene that looks good and realistic and show their skillets quite well. lol for bodyguards they did little body guarding in those 10 ep lol

that was so good. also side note i love pete in his suit/uniform he’s so hot 🥵

noooooo kinnn

omg wtf

the puppy eyes. yes trust him baby.

also i saw that nod to pete before he turned away

omgOMG KIMPORCHAY

jeff baby i so hot. omg they so cuuute. so glad they get a bit more screen time. chay is a sunshine. kim is the protector. and like i’m in love.

it must feel amazing to wake up in the arms of the person you love.

okay i saw someone else ask but how tf did jeff make cheek kiss look better than some normal kisses in other series? like it’s so cute and wholesome and like ugh i love kimchay so much it’s ridiculous

(how is it that i’m always more invested in side dishes than in main ??? like i like kinnporsche but kimchay and vegaspete have consumed me (see what i did there lol))

chay pretending to sleep is me lol

the way chay grabbed kim’s waist when he was kissed was H.O.T.

awww baby i can cry if you want to. omg okay let me just say that chay saying he is unlucky is not some foreshadowing (i welcome anything that will make kim go batshit crazy (idk why i like my fictional men morally grey and slightly violent when needed but i do and like fits perfec))

and then the look on kim face. i wonder if he’s not fully there yet and kinda went with chay on the whole i like you phi thing.

omg his face when chay said i love you was just adoration and like awe taht someone would say that to him. omg he couldn’t say it back. i mean yeah that’s when the guilty should hit him.

the staring at the hand that was in chaya hair. is giving me.

is this where everything goes to shit??

omg kim don’t leave. you little coward.

OMG IT IS

thé gonna kidnap chay. and kim gonna go crazy.

OMG the running. the screaming. kik coming to the rescue. the teaser. the fading to black. it was great.

why do i feel like the producers heard us wanting more of mafia story line and putting it in. like that most of the complainants i heard were that it was a bit tame in that department ement. and people (me included) wanted sth a bit darker. so that’s what we got this week it seems.

omg we all agreed to hate tawan right? glad to have big spreading the word lol.

yes kinn baby trust poersche not tawan.

pete baby i back. looking fresh.

the way he looked up and away when talking about torture but looked straight into kinns eyes when he said they might get me to talk and that they will kill him at the end is GREAT detail.

omg porsche is gonna loose his shit when he finds out chay is gone.

kim woke up. and he’s calling kinn. kim is pissed enough to call kinn and ask wtf happens taht made others kidnap chay. he probably wonders if it’s against him or porsche.

and we back at the minor fam house. with pete in a red uniform. are bodyguards at minor house randomly placed? cause like four in one corridor?? a bit much isn’t it??

pete taht was a really lame excuse. boy learn to lie better. IS THERE NO SURVEILLANCE IN TJIS HOUSE?? how did they miss him??

omg vegas has a red room xD it’s literally whips and cabins and ball gags and cuffs and i’m LIVING FOR IT

pete you innocent baby. don’t touch the ball gag. it’s gonna be your but later honey. collars and harness too? vegas i see you are fully equipped.

omg ofc vegas would not hide stuf in a folder called CONFIDECIAL like pete bby i know you smart why you so dumb now??

okay so ofc porsche would chose to find his bro instead of dirt on tawan vegas !!

and lol kinn you weren’t expecting tawan to run away ? bitch that’s obvious he’s the bad guy. and now you’ve lost the cctv.

omg porsche you dumb dumb bitch why go there alone?? please kim to the rescue.

omg tawan you grave is deep and ready.

the way porsches face lit up at the sight of vegas is so precious but also so sad. cause like god why would you ever trust vegas. porsche really you shouldn’t trust some people. i really need kim to the rescue.

omg okay. so pete rapportés to kinn and immediately got caught by KEN. perth bby i knew you were the traitor since the character story came out but i still live you but also want to know the reasoning behind your actions.

also pete’s steel look at ken was glorious.

OMG VGEAS did you seduce tawan? bby i’m proud of you. you can manipulate him however you want to.

also bible speaking english is such a turn on. like seriously. it’s hot 🥵 af.

okay to be honest that was a good plan. and it honestly wouldn’t have mattered if kinn believed it. what mattered was the opinion of the public. the perception of being weak would’ve made kinn not act on his believe in the innocence of porsche. cause we already saw that he cares about his power and his image. and also i don’t think korn would let him ruin his reputation (that’s the word) for love of all things.

omg so yeah that happened. well i wasn’t exactly expecting anything else from vegas lol. i wonder if tawan was his sub(?) cause that would make sense. with the way vegas kisses his forehead and is somewhat gentle with him even though we can clearly see him getting annoyed.

and porsche finally sees what kind of person vegas really is. a ruthless one, without care for others if they stand in they way to his goal. even if they helped immensely and are loyal to him (idk if tawan was loyal to vegas but he clearly cared for him).

KIM TO THE RESCUE. also is this first time porsche gonna meet kim? as i’m kim not wik cause he must know WIK as the idol his little bro is obsessed with. that gonna be fun. does porsche think kim is a bodyguard.

OMG what just happened. big you … can’t believe this wow that was something

omg i just realized billie is smaller than most of the cast. it just shows that height and muscle is not all. he looks way more dominant than tawan even though tawan is bigger and back hugging him. vegas just seems way bigger than he physically is.

kinn likes hot just smoking. awww liked the kiss and porsche needed that hug very badly.

ANOTHER TRAILER SCNENE. this can’t be comfortable position to sit in lol.

omg porsche. that was disgusting.

chay is being a very reasonable person wanting his brother safe and out of the mafia.

also I CNAT BELIEVE KINN ACTUALLY FORGOT ABOUT PETE my god that will give me soo many trust issues won’t kinn. like man he went there for info for but you just forget about him??? rude

okay so we’re done

lol seems like next ep we’ll see more of vegaspete for which i am grateful

also the line ‘papa will finally accept us’ is great. shows taht he not only desires power but also acceptance for who he is. must’ve been told he’s deprived for liking first boys and then more sadistic and controlled sex. probably experiences a lot of pressure to be the perfect son knowing he already fails at the basic level.

but also MASTE MANIPULATOR loving this shit.

the explosions were weak af.

kim just left chay didn’t he? omg he did lol

also is this the moment chay finds out his brother joined the f MAFIA ???

i do not understand why they let chay just walk off ? he’s been unconscious for x amount of time. just woke up. and is in the middle of nowhere. porsche you big dolt go after him and get him somewhere safe for f sake.

god kinn being a mood with ‘i went there to tell you tawan was working with vegas But you run away’ lol

kinn being ‘do i want to smoke? am i forgetting sth? i am aren’t i? what am i forgetting?’ lol

finally we get pete tied up to the post. TRAILER SCENE HERE WE COME.

pete looks so f crazy. like deranged him laughing and smiling but then looking starting into vegas’ eyes with like seriousness is so hot.

also the screamed were really good.

omg perth is such a good actor. that was so good. and i hate kan so much.

omg yes just kill him please. omg don’t say it honor or some other bullshit just kill him.

[reimahowaido]

And the last 3! Aaaaaah, oh boy These fellas don’t have as much to themselves as the earlier ones, but there’s still story relevance even if they’re not that closely tied to previously mentioned characters. There are connections, yes, but less to talk about as a whole

Swift Edge - He/Him - Idea from some of the 100% completion pics African Grey Parrot inspired in looks He short, further so due to a slightly hunched over posture Swift is the roundest of the Mawkin included in this listing. He’s just as combat capable as all the rest, but his main focus is in lifting things. He may be short, but comparatively to other Mawkin he can lift quite a lot of weight and that’s really admirable. He’s not that much into fighting overall and prefers to use his energy in carrying and moving things around. Also quite durable, man might not have a shield, but he can take all sorts of hits and is seemingly resistant to damage and ready to get back to lifting things pretty swiftly, meaning he seemingly recovers rather quickly too. Some might call him lazy, and perhaps he is a bit lazy, but mostly he’s just docile and takes after his general - that being White Crow as he is part of White’s unit. A long time member of it in fact, almost the second in command in a way. Swift Edge is decades younger in comparison to White Crow, but past that there’s a bit of an age gap between the two and the rest in the unit. Swift hasn’t sought to promote to a Red Armor, he can help with things but doesn’t necessarily like the pressure of responsibility, so he’s satisfied where he is ~~~~~~~~~ Ebony Lark - She/Her - Fully original Based on the Magpie Lark & Maghreb Magpie (for the bits of purple) One of the shortest Mawkin around Ebony Lark isn’t exactly the most social of the bunch and prefers to keep to herself. She’s just not that interested in spending time with others and would rather focus on other things. Her main job is taking care of artistic elements. Sculpting, carving, detailing... She has a bit of knowledge in fabrics too, but her main forte lays elsewhere. If you need a mural made or someone to craft up the smaller parts of statues, she’s the Mawkin for the job. Diligent and sharp-eyed, she’s devoted to her craft, does her job and that’s enough for her. She can be a bit picky when it comes to materials though, but usually she’ll make just about anything work if needed. ~~~~~~~~~ Soot Rook - He/Him -  Inspiration from a 100% completion pic again Honestly he’s a mess. Gray Catbird might be a stretch, but it’s something (There’s a better explanation as to why he’s a mess at the bottom xD) As average in height as they get Also a member of White Crow’s unit, he’s the newest member and somewhat of a rookie in comparison to the other members. There are other fresh additions to the team too, but Soot Rook is the latest addition. He may not be as experienced as others, but he sure is eager to take part and prove himself. Occasionally he gets a bit nervous and might lock up if overwhelmed, but he’s trying his best and the other members of the unit are fairly supportive - though there’s a limit to everything. And while Soot hasn’t necessarily ever annoyed any Mawkin in the team, he does hope to not risk getting on anyone’s nerves if their patience is being tested already. He does have a habit of being a little unlucky though, and he can occasionally appear a bit clumsy too, but he has good manners and usually a proper apology is all it takes to get past that Little bonus: He used to have. So many potential different variants and versions. First based on the Iberian Magpie and Sardinian Warbler kinda, as well as the Pied Wheatear and I loved these, but boi. They just didn’t have the right feeling to them so I had to pass up on them :C I eventually just pretty much had to go make stuff up to try and get the vibe right. The middle one here is the closest to feeling like what I wanted, but also it just reminds me if a discount Raven Beak xD If the little blue line was dark and he had a more prominent light beak... Uh oh. Rawr’n Bark (and the discount Thoha, Bath Robe) I really like the first and last ones though, but we already got so many fellas fighting for screentime in the writing I don’t think I’ll be able to use the designs through crafting new characters. The creative pain

[mythgirlimagines]

Wow ._. I was really out of it, huh. Wintertime and tests do not go well... Solar "Gleamings" are, in fact, Solar Glarings (it's fine tho lol). I need to update my pages before I malfunction for the year. Aaaanyway, this'll be a bit of a rant, regarding your choices!

I gotta admit, Ishikawa and Nakamura being Dreamings together jumpscared me because that is a horrible idea and I love it. The thing about the text being all satanic is that Dreamings are a kinda secret 13th element.

While everyone else inhabits something physical, Dreamings inhabit... well, the spiritual dreamworld! Dreaming here is the involuntary process (usually :)) of stepping into their world for a bit. But, what's their equivalent to "dreaming"? Poltergeist activity! Much like when we dream, they'll start out not knowing what's happening or what they're doing... but unlike us, they have "Lucid" in their name for a reason, and they'll inevitably get the hang of it sooner or later. It's not like there's anything better to do. It's pretty isolating where the element is.

But poltergeist activity is just too uncommon (major activity only occurring from mostly younglings and them being the only element against 12) for it to be anything but a source of some speculation, and also the world's kinda going crazy. So while the Dreamings are aware of them (they get visitors all the time), they aren't aware of the Dreamings...

For better or for worse, when fucking Nakamura's a Dreaming. Yeah, he's definitely on the nightmare side of things; basically, a bunch of Dreamings were banished cuz plot and sent to the nightmare side of town, where it's kinda just the most grotesque horror everywhere and acts as a sort of underground. They set up base and the rest is history. Nakamura I can see being either the Extremely Sycophantic Servant™ character or the Problematic Celebrity™ character

Ishikawa's most definitely the Only Adventurous One That Isn't 8 Years Old™ character that wants to explore past the unbearably isolating spiritual world and actually interact with others outside her own element. Like Miyuki. Which doesn't bode too well cuz uhhh 1. the Arctic Freezings are like under a dictator or something rn sorry lol and 2. she Will be killed if fellow Dreamings find out (cough cough Nakamura), for putting her tribe in danger. The world is tense, everyone's hostile, and they do Not need to start introducing themselves now of all times.

And, that should be good enough for now! Of course Yoshida's a Scorching... revolutions and violence and riots and overall implosion of the kingdom is rife. Unlucky gal.

I figured it'd be interesting to put Camila and Nakamura in the same category with that XD

This seems very interesting all-around!!

[alighieri-sparda]

Could I get (each seperately) Dante, Vergil, and Nero's reactions to being walked in on while having sex with their female s/o?😆 Please and thank you!😁

Dante, Nero & Vergil Getting Caught With Their S/O

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I must confess that I almost didn’t write this one, because dammmn it’s so awkward to imagine! XD and let’s say it gives me some awful flashbacks

But don’t worry dear, I got this for you! This one is a bit shorter than my other headcanons and I decided to use neutral pronouns because I thought it’d be the best option, so I truly hope you don’t mind.

WARNING: Sex mentions, kinda awkward content.

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Dante

“What? Wanna watch it or something?” Even though it sounds like a hiss if the person who caught him doesn’t move away soon, his voice tone is cockier and even kind of playful. Dante obviously isn’t comfortable with that awful situation, but he thinks it’s better to try to make fun of it than let it take him down. 

Between the three of them, it was with Dante which has happened the most times. I mean, that old desk isn’t just useful for reading stupid documents and resting his legs on top, in his opinion; and no matter how risky it sounds to be, the youngest son of Sparda doesn’t have any difficulties convincing his S/O to do this — who could resist that wonderful smirk asking with such seductive voice? Well, Trish is, unfortunately, the unlucky one, who has seen it at least three times. Lady and Vergil scored too.

Once he and his S/O are alone again, Dante doesn’t seem to be affected at all. He just chuckles and suggests they could move to the room to finish what they started. Sometimes a funny comment like “I know it sucks but if you suddenly decide you’re an exhibitionist, I wouldn’t complain at all” can come up from his mouth. He just doesn’t want his S/O to feel uncomfortable.

It doesn’t affect him at all. Give it one day — or less — and Dante already forgot about it.

Nero

“Is it so hard to knock on the fucking door?” He growls if the privacy of his bedroom is invaded. Unlike his uncle, Nero can’t see the good side of it and just expresses his annoyance with no regrets. Unconsciously, he tries to cover his S/O’s body in any way possible, like enshroud them with his arms or covering their body with a blanket. 

But Nero isn’t allowed to complain every time. Quickies at the van’s bathroom or the living room have already happened and he’s responsible for those; however, at least he tries to be careful and just proceeds with these reckless ideas if he’s sure no one is going to interrupt their fun. Well, being sure isn’t enough and Nero learned it very well.

It only happened twice. In the first one, it was Nero’s fault indeed, since having sex in the living room and forgetting his father was in his house was a huge mistake and Nero apologized to his S/O for one week, even if they didn’t mind at that point. But the second situation was a bit different: let’s just say that, after feeling the taste of Nero’s demonic bitch-slap again, Dante learned to knock on the door of the boy’s bedroom more than once.

He’s pissed at the right moment, but if his S/O doesn’t seem to mind and even makes a carefree joke about it, Nero is more than capable of forgetting about it for a while and continuing their fun in another room.

Vergil

If the person who caught Vergil and his S/O is wise enough, they would give him no time to say anything and just go away as fast as they can. Vergil isn’t sure of what he would do exactly if the person stayed there actually, but no one needs to know this part.

Vergil isn’t as bold and reckless as his twin brother and son, not even close to it. His preference will always be his bedroom or the privacy of his S/O’s house, but on the other hand, Vergil isn’t known by his luck. Why did Dante suddenly decide to talk to him in the middle of the evening and not to knock on his bedroom door? He doesn’t know and it’s not interested in knowing. At least Dante didn’t act like an asshole and left without saying anything.

… Well, he didn’t say anything indeed, but just at that moment. On the next day, Dante couldn’t lose that unique opportunity and teased his brother about “being proud of him for being a normal human again, but suggesting him to lock his room next time”. Although Vergil secretly heard his brother’s advice, the stab counter gained a considerable number of scores subsequently.

The poor man is truly annoyed and stops immediately whatever he and his S/O were doing. Instead of just leaving though, Vergil suggests a shared bath to forget about it and even apologizes for not being in the mood to keep going. Also give him two or three days to try again, he needs some time.