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Been reading a lot of sw angst fic so imma make a funny idea. The clones in charge (commanders, captains) start a competition amongst each other. The goal? Kiss your general

At first its for shits and giggles. The friendly competition becomes good for morale. And then. Then the jedi figure it out and they want in

Now the brothers are competitive but the jedi have no shame. Soon theres a scoreboard. Theres rules. Theres a whole point system. Every kiss must be recorded and sent to a committee they put together just for this

It is at this point in time when the competition reaches the ears of various members of the cast we know and love. And chaos truly begins

Aayla makes the first big splash because her video manages to get leaked and go viral. She grabbed a unsuspecting Bly by the belt before tossing his helmet and dipping him. They get extra points for Bly sticking his leg up. She releases him and he walks away dazed

The video brings the competition into the public eye, while initially being controversial among the non-jedi and non-clone members of the GAR bc fraternization and conduct, the Republic itself loves it. Its funny. It humanizes the clones. Its drawing monetary interest in supporting the GAR. So it continues

Padme calls Anakin and is like "whats your plan?" "There isnt any plan. The only person i want to kiss is you-" "screw that Anakin. You need to go big. Ive got money on you" "what-" "we need drama Anakin! Some flare! A stage presence! Have you considered a cape?"

Obi-Wan comes to Cody with his own dramatic plan and the men peer pressure Cody into doing it ("kiss him! Itll be good for morale!" "What is Commander Cody a coward!?"). They lose to Mace by two points. Both involved unecessary acrobatics

Depa figures out how to weaponize the jedi and vode's love of younglings by getting Caleb to kiss the cheek of a trooper's bucket as a thank you which jumps to the top and sets off a whole new bracket of the competition for younger Padawans

Plo, very mad that he can only participate under very specific atmospheric conditions, buys a stamp in the shape of a kiss mark and stamps the foreheads of his entire battalion. He's quickly swamped by votes from other jedi who cant kiss their clones or who dont have lips

You know that video of the guy covered in kiss marks and the cameraman is trying to figure out who did it? And at first you think its the girl because she's wearing the same lipstick but then the camera pans to a guy who's also wearing it but its super smudged and he's genuinely like "i wonder who did it?" That was Ahsoka's and drunk Anakin's submission and it was Rex's armor covered in kiss marks

The whole thing slams to a halt at Yoda's. The old geezer manages to win the whole thing. The man rolled out his whole 900 years of life and connections with the younglings in order to pick the greatest scenario for the most votes and points as possible, proving he is grand master for a reason

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It's always one of them

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What an odd guy

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Hiiii I'm here for your requests! I'd love to see Fives and Fox hanging out, because they're besties. Or if you'd like to animate something, I would scream from excitement if I could see Fives headbanging.

And if you can't find the time to do any of those, no problem at all! <3

I genuinely had so much fun drawing this. Thank you for the request, Lupe!<3 I'm definitely considering the headbanging Fives as well though... 👀

P.S. Requests are still open if anyone wants me to draw more of their clone ideas (or any Star Wars stuff!)

Expand for a version with dialogue (and a hint of Foxiyo).

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So I was listening to Star Wars TCW Wild Space

And this is all I could think of

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AURGHH MY MIDICHLORIAN COUNT ITS TOO MUCH

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Who are they looking at?

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Tech art by Kyle Petchock for Star Wars Unlimited!

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Blub blub

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cody being a fruit picking obi wan a fruit

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Here you go I promised kith

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cold water fisherman x cold water fish

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Yup, this was something very silly I did, but I had fun when I drew it a few years ago. A sleepy puppy was absolutely my reference for Rex, and it shows.

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Everything eats and is eaten,

time is fed

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📢 CALLING ALL CORRECTORS!

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About two years ago I drew Cody holding a lightsaber and this is me bringing that BACK baby hell yes