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#I’m screaming I can’t get over the beginning of that video it’s so funny#he’s judging all of us#we’re on the naughty list y’all#he KNOWS#call of duty#gaming#ghostsoap#lgbtq#ship art#call of duty mw2#cod#codmw2#gay#soap mactavish#neil ellice#tiktok#shitpost#Christmas#john mactavish
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you can’t figure out why he doesn’t like his new shades (made with love!)
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#sebastian surface au#sebastian solace x you#sebastian solace pressure#pressure sebastian#sebastian#sebastian solace x reader#sebastian pressure#sebastian solace#pressure sebastian solace#it keeps falling off his face because he has no nose :(#he refuses to let you use your washi tape#he likes to keep his scarf on! don’t judge#he feels too exposed without it it reminds him too much of the vulnerability of the surgery table#girl boss shirt because all his clothes are in the wash#you sewed the extra sleeve on yourself!#nokart
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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.
Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.
Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)
#fanart#comics#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb the goat AU lmao#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl goat#did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor#for real tho guys#rams and lambs are for sheep#for goats you want bucks and billies#or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies#(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD#it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets#don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao#if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot#i would have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL#yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf#if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament#i should go to bed
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guys im crazy this is gravity falls x Dear Evan Hansen crossover. is this. is this anything guys. guys please.
stanley is connor stanford is zoe fiddleford is evan and bill is jared (for fun) and this makes so much sense in my head please i cant stay silent about the parallels
#pls dont cringe too much j was in a rush to deliver this message to yall#also stan is extremely connor coded. all that death stuff in canon and how edgy this dude is#and fiddleford is in love with ford but its like... distant admiration#his hands are all sweaty and shaking whenever he tries to speak to ford#hes kind of a creep he noticed every little detail ab stanford and uses it when plays friendship with stanley#ah what a wonderful angst field#bill is jared bc its FUNNY theyre menaces and sarcastic#also i just love fidds and bill bonding you cant judge me#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#fiddlestan#fiddleauthor#fiddauthor#ford²#dear evan hansen#artists on tumblr#gravity falls art#DEH#dear even hansen the musical
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It's so funny to me when I read a fanfic or even an online post about how if wrightworth (or any defense attorney x prosecutor ship) happened they wouldn't be able to face each other in court any more.
My brother in christ this is Ace Attorney. If you're worried about what is and isn't allowed in actual court I've got some bad news about most of what happens in canon.
#The defense and prosecution being married is the LEAST of that court's worries.#also you're telling me Miles would treat Phoenix any nicer if they were together?#they say mean things to each other even when they're on good terms#like they'd take a bullet for each other but they're also both bitches#Miles would be like “He's the man I married Your Honor but he's also a moron.”#and the judge would be like “Yes that sounds about right. Do us all a favor and stop embarrassing your husband Mr Wright.”#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#narumitsu
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Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie mingjue#lan wunian#lan xichen#lan wangij#poll#Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!!#Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded.#It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*)#Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance!#Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging.#And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all.#Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way.#Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time.#My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay.#I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes.#(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?)#Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!
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You're both clumsy when it comes to comforting others. But you know, it's actually comforting. Because you're clumsy at it.
#creations#gifs#kdrama#kdramas#the devil judge#kang yohan#kang elijah#kim gaon#gahan#them trying to use food to comfort him bc he always cooks them big warm meals ill throw up and ill die maybe all in one go#god pls let him go to switzerland to be with his husband and his daughter#for all their sakes what r those bitches eating over there#me: i dont think i like adding grain#also me: oh yeah Add Noise#more gifs incoming i hav started 2 other ones i keep getting distracted#also jinyoungs face;; he is so beautiful
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us-ians try not to fuck up this election and vote blue challenge (impossible) (they don't care about anyone but themselves) (they're unable to see the devastating consequences if that orange buffoon is re-elected) (they don't understand how their own government works) (voting blue is literally the only option you have if you want to survive past 2030. like there is literally no other fucking option. if you do not vote blue this year, so much blood will be on your hands you can't even imagine it i don't think) (us-ians are too shortsighted to see what will happen to the rest of the fucking world if their little orange dictator gets reelected and they. don't. care.)
#biden fucking sucks we get it#but trump will suck worse#he will literally destroy us#do you not understand that#DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT#YOU ARE FALLING FOR RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA#YOU ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT#take roe v wade: Biden couldn't stop this because he didn't have the supreme court. he DOES however have the power to appoint 2 new#supreme court judges in 2025. which would mean the supreme court is blue again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THINGS HAPPEN IN YOUR OWN FUCKING GOVERNMENT#vote blue or fucking choke#american politics#presidential debate#we are all so fucking tired of USA politics. stop this and just vote blue#you don't understand the influence you have and it's fucking terrifying#sjonnie.text
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It is so difficult loving Luke Skywalker and being Jedi positive.
#what if i told you that Luke loves his dad without it being attachment?#what if i told you that at the end of ROTJ Luke practices non-attached love when he lets Vader die instead of dragging him to escape?#because instead of letting Vader suffer through Luke’s desire to see him live; Luke sets it aside and removes Vaders masks#stays with Vader until he dies; fulfil Vader's last request even when it isn't something Luke really wants to#'our attachments make us strong' Luke literally lets Vader go! he mourns and moves on#Luke Skywalker is THE Jedi!#he is the foundational cornerstone of all things Jedi#i hate you 'time travel fics where Luke judges all of the Old Order'#luke would absolutely be the people's padawan bothering all of them about learning new things#luke skywalker#pro jedi#jedi positivity#luke skywalker loves being a jedi#their philosophies and way of life isn't for everyone but it's a life HE chose and he chose it out of love#star wars
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Matthew sharing his cup cellies with us on his Instagram stories is everything.
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#nhl#stanley cup cellies#stanley cup#brady tkachuk#the tkachuk's#wholesome content#hope he had the best day ever with the cup#that horse seems to be judging us all 😅
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i will always shout praises of bi4bi but given recent discourse I feel the need to say that I love bi4het too! I just love bisexuality in general in its many forms, and anyone who only likes it when it's 'queer enough' for them is biphobic. Bisexuals should be able to bring their LaMe CiShEt BoYfRiEnD to pride without being made to feel like spectators and outsiders to their own event.
#3 am queer discourse take <3#anyways hot take number two. cishets do belong at pride. everyone who wants to celebrate queerness should be welcomed at pride#if a completely cishet business major fratboy wants to come to pride and vibe with us then he should be welcomed!#not even like. oh he has a queer sibling. no. if he's just a cishet dude who wants to spend his saturday at a parade then hell yeah#like completely ignoring that you have no way to tell he's definitively those things. it shouldn't matter regardless imo#pride is not a secretive club you need to be let into. it's a feeling and a celebration and a statement and a state of being#and whatever you want it to be#burying my other related hot take under the tags readmore ksdjksdjksdj#idk. i'm just tired of a lot of the things people seem to think about bisexuality's validity relating to bi women specifically#this is frustration with the gatekeepy and straight-passing discourse of it all#I'm tired of people being expected to act and to preform and to BE queer enough for others' opinions.#am I still welcome if I haven't been with a woman in a few years? if I dress boring? if I like m/f? if I don't listen to chappell roan?#joking on that last one but like. idk. never straight enough for the straights but never gay enough for the gays#constantly some mercurial in-between that offers no comfortable easy group to put us in.#what do i have to do to not be judged as a filthy hettie? are my doc martens enough for you yet?#like oh sorry let me cuff my jeans and have a bob and wear a button up over a cami and wear etsy earrings. am I visually bi enough yet?#let me apologize for the cardinal sin of liking men too. let me wash my hands of any time a cishet man has held them.#if it was a bisexual man then just hand sanitizer is fine right? where do you draw the line on my queerness?#let me preform for you in a way that makes me queer enough.#anyways. sarcasm aside. I think I've made my distaste for this whole affair evident#if you don't want cishets at pride then what happens to those you incorrectly deem as cishet? do I need to prove myself to you?#am I passing as straight? am I passing as gay? am I enough for onlookers?#is it not enough to just show up at pride and celebrate? anyone and everyone who wants to?
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For those who don’t know, Rowan started out his career early on as a model, representing brands for all the extreme sports he did. He hasn’t lost this skill… CLEARLY!
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#You can make these big#do what you gotta do#im not here to judge#god do i ever appreciate this new thor body#and the body selector#AND the sweat setting#He went for an evening run while Cass was napping#and thats when I saw him#in all his glory#and i heard a choir of angels#this is your good update btw so please enjoy#sims 4#simblr#sims 4 story#ts4 story#the sims 4 story#sims4 storytelling#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 screenies#geneva island legacy#the sims community#show us your sims#gif warning#extras chapter four
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i think of every asshole moment mike's had the past 2 seasons but then i remember the reasons beneath it all
#'ur justifyi--' justify my balls#i'm not saying he was right#i'm saying he's a closested gay boy in the 1980s in a smalltown raised by parents with conservative and traditional views#i'm saying he's dealt with severe bullying and it's destroyed his self esteem#i'm saying the girl that finally didn't judge him literally 'died' in front of him at 11 leaving him traumatized#i'm saying because of all that destruction to his self esteem he now feels only useful in life if hes saving others#i'm saying he has no family support system due to its lack of emotional connection#i'm saying his parents have zero respect for his interests or what makes him him#he's complex#and just needs SOMEONE to get him to open up#he doesn't do these things for no reason at all#s5 pls come sooner#the mike wheeler stans need you#mike wheeler#byler
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Something I realized (which was obvious to me subconsciously) is that... The family that vehemently didn't accept me when I first came out but now do accept me are still the same family that I am most unwilling to be open about things I feel protective over.
I remember that my dad reacted so poorly, not to my coming out, but to my transition specifically that my therapist was the one to ask if I wanted to put it on my file that I wanted nothing to ever be shared with him about my health after I broke down multiple times due to my anxiety that I would never transition. While there are and were protections for me, I was incredibly fearful at the time because I was a minor, and I was so worried that he would have prevented my transition that I couldn't have said for certain what (if any) lengths he would have gone to to prevent that.
He's grown a lot as a person, and made some commendable strides. But he didn't find out from me when I medically transitioned the second I turned eighteen, and I think that's among the things that truly made him realize the scope of the issue.
I'm not here to guilt trip parents, guardians, or other members responsible for the care of the children or teens or young adults in their care.... but this is a cautionary tale. You aren't saving the people in your care when you do this, you simply reinforce an idea that you will never care for them, never want them as they are, would rather them be shoved away.
When you give people reasons to be secretive, they will behave secretively. When you give people reasons to doubt their safety around you, they will become sneaky, defensive, and withdrawn. When you give people reasons to doubt that you value their life, they will believe that you don't care if they live or not.
#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#ally advice#transphobia#transphobia tw#i always feel the need to preface that i have a rebuilt relationship with my dad specifically...#...but that my experiences with them have served to me in many ways to illustrate... well... what NOT to do if you are in his situation#i do still grieve that my relationship with him looks very scarred and that it took a long time to get to where he is now#but i recognize that in many ways this is a product of the world and culture we live in and that he lived in#in a world he grew up gay was used as a slur. would i expect that trans people would be treated better?#and he was responsible for how he reacted but also... it's nuanced as to why he reacted so poorly#and i want people to AVOID being like he did if they EVER want a decent relationship with the other person#i want this to be a cautionary tale and that my ending is unique. not all of us are even ABLE to repair a relationship that was THAT broken#some of us die trying. some of us never get closure. some of us are in active danger because of those reactions#and that's the more common reality i have found. most other queer people have no-contact with families who pulled the shit my dad had...#...and that's - frankly - a good idea in 99.9% of cases. i will never judge someone for the way they go about dealing with that#i'm just emphasizing that i am unique in the sense that i was able to somewhat repair that
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since when did the stars stop shining so brightly?
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#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#human bill cipher#bill cipher gijinka#is this about depression or is this about earth's general all over light pollution#making most of the planet not ideal for star gazing as bill is used to it. u be the judge fhshdjsj#bill my darling my dear here's what ur gonna do okay#plan for clear weather and get soos to drive u about 3 hours southwest til u reach optimal stargazing around central oregon#and make sure to pack a coat cuz the deserts round there get cold at night <3#anyways i like that there has historically been this Genre of bill art where he's just stargazing on the mystery shack roof#i can't imagine bill sleeping much at night when there's the possibility of stars to look at. AND the possibility of increased Weirdness#think my postcanon bill naps during the day sometimes but mostly wanders the woods at night and comes back around daybreak
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hello :) could you maybe explain a little bit how dan wootton blackmailed louis?
ugh sorry for taking a while to get to this. The problem is I feel like the only two ways to answer this are by spending a week and a half of full time labor sifting through old posts and evidence to get every detail right and lay out an airtight case, or to halfass something very serious, and so I felt a little stuck. So since I can't seem to find a good halfway point, apologies but here is the half assed version, if you want to get into it more I invite you to do your own deep dive or talk to other people, but here's how I remember things. Louis has almost never on video explicitly said things about Larry not being real and/or anything negative about fans and their theories (mostly the opposite), up until the last couple years when he obviously decided to make a major change he didn't talk about Freddie much at all let alone saying he was his kid, honestly not that much about Eleanor even; except for in two major interviews with Dan Wootton, each of which lined up with a serious traumatic Tomlinson family event that they managed to keep out of the tabloids until the very end (Jay's illness and Fizzy's struggles with substance abuse). After the fact of those events a lot of small things that didn't make sense at the time came together to look very much like Louis traded those interviews (and those answers) for having his family's private matters kept private. Story trading of this kind is a publicly known real thing that happens, and there were various clues that suggested he was being leaned on about those stories to lend legitimacy to the idea that it was something that happened in these cases. Given what we know about Dan Wootton and how he operates even before the recent flood of information and even more now, I think it's more than likely that he has been holding the threat of outing Louis (as he has done to many other public figures) over his head for over a decade, and has used his family's tragic struggles to get Louis to dance like a fucking puppet for him and I will REJOICE at his downfall when it comes whether it is now or 20 years from now... because someday it will, he has made too many enemies to stay above it forever
#I did start to try to deep dive before I realized it was too much#but I was reminded that when Louis was doing txf as a judge while fizzy was struggling#many people thought he had been pressured somehow into it; later when we knew what had been going on people were like#oh maybe he just wanted to be close to home to deal with fizzy stuff or somethng#but also: keeping fizzy stuff quiet would potentially be the info we didn't have at that time that could answer that q too of what they use#given the DW🤝simon jones🤝simon cowell cursed connections#(for the newbies: simon jones aka DWs bestie is Louis' publicist for no apparent reason even now long after he has gotten free of the rest#of the modest/syco/simon cowell shitshow)#anyway another example of story trading in our fandom is zayn's baby sister's teen pregnancy#which was known to the fandom early on but kept super quiet by respectful fans- during this time Z did some unprecedented actual interviews#for no obvious reason#and then iirc pretty much the day she turned 17 a very lowkey article reported on her marrying her bf and mentioning a pregnancy#but as if it was recent not like 7 months along#and even when she gave birth soon after it was all kind of... glossed over and around and not reported until a little later#blah blah blah#I felt like it was weird to talk about this for some reason but when I thought about it#I don't know if it matters. Like maybe talking about him not being a dad and being gay or whatever at all is bad#but assuming we're doing that anyway. why not talk about the struggles around that#and the creeps holding it over his head#dan wootton
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