#he’s fucking him bro

[sugusearrings]

i forgot how much levi makes my heart throb

[ochiody]

give odysseus loser hair please. thanks supergiant

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[mr-malumm]

Something told me yall would like this

[vinestaff]

sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[dreamyluigi]

something something luigi doesn't remember the final events of spm or dimentio at all after he's defeated (but mario remembers everything)

[baepsays]

Gojo Satoru sees you for the first time at a mutual friend's party—and immediately his eyes get stuck on you. the entire time he's watching you drink leisurely at the end of the couch, and roll your eyes at the dude bros attempting to flirt with you, while you ignored them.

after 40 mins of staring, he comes up to you and shoves the guy —pathetically trying to get you to sleep with him— off the armrest of the couch you're sitting on. Satoru just ignores the guy shouting at him and and throwing a fit on the floor. he takes a seat on the armrest instead and looks you dead in the eyes, and goes;

"you look like someone who thinks men ain't shit and would probably make a face that alone would make me cry."

you raise one of your eyebrows at him just a bit amused. confused whether he was trying to pick a fight or what else was he trying at. he goes on and continues what he was saying;

"so please fuck me."

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a/n: divider by @/enchanthings-a. to access more of my works-click here.

[dykespirk]

10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.

he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”

normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS

best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day

[papanowo]

i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat

[localaceken]

PIXAL coming back and Zane immediately going Rizz Face, Tits Out, Locked In mode is so fucking funny to me. [He's so me I missed his wife too]

Zane "My wife is Home [rips off kimono]" Ninjago Julien

[just-null]

wrestling to be the first to greet you (they broke into your house)

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy

[thecmaly]

really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

[kaasiand]

[shybiii]

Computer Johnny, violently shoving the other two computer ghosts aside the second he hears Celia coyly listing The Entities: OH MY GOD FUCKING MOVE!! CELIA!! CELIAAAAAA!! HERE'S A STORY WITH A RECOGNIZABLE PLACE NAME ABOUT SOMEONE WHO TAKES OVER A JOB POSITION AFTER THE PREVIOUS MANAGER PASSED AWAY AND IT ALL GOES TITS UP AFTER THE WIZARD CABAL MOVES IN AND SETS UP SHOP!! CELIA THERE'S PARA-MILITARY GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT NOW!!!!! IT'S ALL GOING TITS UP CELIA!! DO YOU GET IT?? DO YOU GET IT?? CEEEEELIAAAAAAAAA!!!!