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kentjohnson91 · 3 months ago

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nhl memes

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rawrsatthetree · 11 months ago

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“Oh Astarion looks old cause of trauma and stress”

HE’S A VAMPIRE. ARE YOU STUPID?!?!

Trauma and stress he experienced as a Vampire. Vampires don’t physically age. They’re frozen in time however they originally died. That’s like a big part of the vampire deal. He looks the same as the day he died.

Why are we still saying this he doesn’t even look remotely old.

#please I know people in their 20s that look his age #girl you’re ageism is showing #like please go look at an actual living person #this stupid shit just pisses me off #ya stress can visibly age you #sure #vampires don’t visibly age #he’s a vampire #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #astarion #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion

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rainypebble07 · 2 years ago

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Will and Mike maybe as vampires

(they're not rich tho, they're broke vamps so no cool clothes or grace for them lol nerds in the afterlife for life)

Also heeeeeeey here's ice cream, cookies and cake 🎂 🍪🍨

Hello Hoodie! I can’t believe you robbed me of drawing cool clothes for them (just kidding just kidding it’s sillier if mike is in a cheap costume)! Also thank you for the sweets! Much appreciated!

uh also sort of CW for blood (it’s not even red though)

I’m obsessed with vampire Byler now I love them

#byler #stranger things #byler fanart #mike wheeler #will byers #vampire byler #They’re so what we do in the shadows #I want a show like that but it’s just them #Mikes so yucked out by everything #Bat will was pronounced dead by the vet #But little did he know #He’s a vampire #Mike gets all his vampire tips from the sims #I think he often speaks in the accent to annoy Will

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evanpetersbf · 1 year ago

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my husband is so perfect 🎀

OMHSGAYSTAGS LOOK AT HIM OMGHSTSHAVS THE CURLS AND OFMSGAHAG HIS SMILE AND HIS OUTFIT AND THE VEINS???!?!?? AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO PERFECT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE THAN EVAN.

#evan peters #i’m married to evan peters #my husband #I’m so in love with him #he’s a vampire #and he drinks my blood #lol #Had to reveal that #BUT OMFGSHSGSGS

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fang99o · 2 years ago

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okay freak

#bllk #bllk fanart #bluelock #art #bluelock fanart #digital art #blue lock #bluelock fandom #karasu tabito #tabito karasu #he’s a vampire #i think #idk #bllk manga

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thegrandempressofinsomnia · 10 months ago

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Helen : Don't stay up all night, Nikola. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to revive the entire vampire race.

Nikola : that’s what I always do

Helen : *pointed look*

#they both have ridiculous sleeping patterns #but he can be excused #he’s a vampire #sanctuary syfy #helen magnus #nikola tesla #teslen #incorrect quotes

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secretagentsagainstwhatever · 2 years ago

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how can someone look so pretty…?

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twiggy-ink · 2 years ago

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i WANT that vampire to hurt me

#mcr #my chemical romance #mikey way #he’s a vampire #my posts

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daily-stampy · 1 year ago

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Day 158

#stampy #stampylonghead #stampy's lovely world #mod stella #He’s a vampire #implied blood #blood tw

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vampyr-bite · 2 years ago

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why are we still having 'lestat is actually quite problematic because he’s an abuser :-/' discourse about a fictional vampire… in 2023…????

#he’s a VAMPIRE #i don’t know what u expected?#he’s also NOT REAL #;txt

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wolfythewitch · 8 months ago

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Offer me that deathless death

Oh, good God, let me give you my life

#art #digital art #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #amc iwtv #Hehe he's skewering lestat's neck and his own heart

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kentjohnson91 · 16 days ago

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I Present To You: Two Nova Scotian Superstars and Their Silly Vampire Boy-

#nhl #hockey blogging #nhl memes #sports blogging #nhl hockey #colorado avalanche #pittsburgh penguins #avalanche #penguins #sidney crosby #nathan mackinnon #ryan graves #my favorite ghost vampire #he’s a vampire

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wanologic · 9 months ago

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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

#danny phantom #danny fenton #sam manson #theres some ocs #college au #sam’s goth book club #i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college #the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird #nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist #ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter #stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall #danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too #for credibility #too bad the goths wanted vampires #moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though #he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage #he probably knows more people number wise #but has less friends than sam #Tucker has a thriving social media life #but doesn’t get out much #hence that technus comic #can’t believe I finished this #lit took a whole ass week #hahahaha

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beebeedibapbeediboop · 4 months ago

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This is just my excuse to draw Lily in a victorian goth outfit tbh

#artists on tumblr #character design #original #oc #matheo #Lily #goth and vampire couple #the guy is named Aeden and is one of Matheo's closest friends #he is very chill and laid back so thats why he confessed Lily's existence #vampire #goth

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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interviewwiththevampireart · 7 months ago

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Death and the Maiden (Marianne Stokes, 1908)

2.06 “Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light”

#armand #madeleine eparvier #like the light by which god made the world before he made light #iwtv #interview with the vampire #season two #art parallel

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