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[vampyr-bite]

now that everyone is admitting that joker is, in actual fact, bad, can we also admit that uhhhh i was 100% correct about this?

[midnineties]

when are they gonna create a make-a-wish foundation for ppl that want to commit suicide

[genometriics]

I can see the fun in seeking Doujinshis, but there are some which are best left unturned.

[peridyke]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[woodsdyke]

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[prisonhannibal]

an old drunk man told me to enjoy my life and have fun because I’m only 24 and I have so many years and so much life ahead of me and then he went “and you know what? in ten years when you’re 34 you’ll still be young and have your whole life ahead of you” and it was really comforting to me

[safaridays]

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

[girldraki]

[vampyr-bite]

we don’t talk about the fact that christian bale was in a musical nearly as often as we should

[midnineties]

i NEED to give head to whoever invented the disco ball

[worfsbarmitzvah]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[genometriics]

Last thing I need is spam bots following me.

[endykelopaedia]

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

edit; TODAY