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[delightfullychaotic1231]

I’m��me….the NOODLE?!

[vampyr-bite]

brassic really won me over within the first 2 minutes of episode 1 when vinnie said “fuck the middle class, fuck the guardian, fuck three holidays a year, and drinking red wine, talking bollocks at dinner parties, fuck quinoa and keenwa, fuck scented candles, you can fuck your people carriers and your posh kids called tilly and tarquin, fuck moisturiser, fuck vitamins, fuck lacrosse, and bloody tennis and 18 holes on a fucking sunday. they call us blair's forgotten youth: kids that grow up in a town that offered nothing, no opportunities, no prospects, no hope. but what they'll never understand is this: we're not victims. we just have a different way of living.” like. so raw

[midnineties]

i NEED to give head to whoever invented the disco ball

[genometriics]

I can see the fun in seeking Doujinshis, but there are some which are best left unturned.

[worfsbarmitzvah]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[folkdances]

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

[woodsdyke]

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

[vampyr-bite]

now that everyone is admitting that joker is, in actual fact, bad, can we also admit that uhhhh i was 100% correct about this?

[midnineties]

happy breakfast club day to all who celebrate

[genometriics]

Last thing I need is spam bots following me.

[anachrophobia]

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud