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[vampyr-bite]

now that everyone is admitting that joker is, in actual fact, bad, can we also admit that uhhhh i was 100% correct about this?

[weathers-bimbo]

♡ Hi this is Fallon. I run the selfship blog @/mrs-bluemarine :) and this is where I go to horny post. I'm Wes' favorite blonde bimbo and Bunny's favorite dumb puppy ♡

♡ Due to the nature of the blog, minors caught interacting will be blocked. As well as pro/shippers or anything adjacent, you're not wanted over here either. You can find my f/o list here ♡

[midnineties]

i NEED to give head to whoever invented the disco ball

[genometriics]

I can see the fun in seeking Doujinshis, but there are some which are best left unturned.

[delightfullychaotic1231]

I’m…me….the NOODLE?!

[sqrkyclean]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[worfsbarmitzvah]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[matineaux]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[vampyr-bite]

we don’t talk about the fact that christian bale was in a musical nearly as often as we should

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[midnineties]

happy breakfast club day to all who celebrate

[genometriics]

Last thing I need is spam bots following me.

[folkdances]

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

[woodsdyke]

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!