#s;bunny baby

[weathers-bimbo]

♡ Hi this is Fallon. I run the selfship blog @/mrs-bluemarine :) and this is where I go to horny post. I'm Wes' favorite blonde bimbo and Bunny's favorite dumb puppy ♡

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[healinglights]

[stateofborderline-taylorsversion]

Hiding🫣

[ogatas-beloved]

Selfshiptober Day 16; candy

Yay the kiddos get featured in this one!

(Molly- it/they, Bee- she/her, Dot- he/him, Sun- they/them)

[pespillo]

the showbabies. i dont fukin know

[harveybwabbit92]

[Zero and Seven help Akari sort through some Anne's mementos, when something catches Zero's eye.]

Zero: What's that?

[He points a palm-sized black brick looking thing.]

Akari: Oh, it's a mini camera and projector, mom got it when I was about a month old.

Zero: I didn't think they had those when you were born.

Akari: in the 60s on mom's original Earth? probably not, but the 60s on the Earth I was born on was far more technologically advanced thanks to alien interference. We already had something similar to smart-phones by the time the 70s rolled in.

Seven: Is there anything on it?

Akari: I dunno, Let's charge it and see.

[Cut to Seven, Zero and Akari being treated to a small video of baby! Akari sitting outside in a baby chair eating a cookie.]

Zero: Holy crap, you're so cute!

Seven: Is that a Pigmon?

[Sure enough they see a mini-Pigmon slowly walk up to Akari and stare at the baby for few seconds before quickly snatching her cookie and darting away, Baby Akari watched the Pigmon go and disappear behind a bush.]

Baby! Akari, looks behind her than at the camera flummoxed:...

{Seven and Zero crack up, while Akari looks at the floor embarrassed.]

Anne, off camera giggles: Oh, no. *hehe* ...what happened?~

Akari, still looking around completely befuddled:...

[the video the cuts to Akari sucking on her hand while the camera zooms in on the thieving Pigmon sitting a few feet behind her enjoying his prize.]

[roscvcins]

ok i personally think this shading looks good enough to eat and also XUEQING MY BELOVED but also i need to stop doing art and start doing draftS AGAIN

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

June and Bugs in the time of Christmas in my Baby Looney Tunes AU

[healinglights]

[kirbio123]

SpringFest Art!

It's actually Summer where I live, so his outfit turns out to be more aligned with Summer than Spring lol

Bears can be both cute and scary at the same time. This S-BLAST '91, however, isn't quite as cuddly.

This art was not sponsored by Grizzco.

[xcarveoutmyheart]

I don’t usually post stuff like this but hoooh my fucking Gods why is he so damn attractive. At this point I’m gonna stuff him into a burlak sack and bring him home that way.

I can’t do this anymore. I am not your strongest soldier, universe. I need him. I need him so bad.

[anoddopal]

My MCU S/I isn’t super well developed, she’s just a silly person with no romantic attachments who ends up getting roped into various canonical storylines it is highly implied she may be the bio offspring of l.oki

Nothing too serious. I don’t really delve into that universe very intensely and I certainly haven’t been keeping up with the movies beyond Endgame.

But you better believe I have constructed an AU timeline where Batch 89 survives and my sona becomes their caretaker and even frequents going on adventures with the GOTG-

She develops an especially close bond with Floor. Opal babies the hell out of Floor and the REW lop gets to live as a bunny should- plenty of room to zoom and do binkies, unlimited hay and even two rabbit friends [Opal’s pet buns] to play with!!

[arminsumi]

... hubby!Gojo with a huge breeding kink who just obsesses over you when you're ovulating and can't think about anything else but fucking a baby into your hips.

+ warnings; mdni, breeding kink, some dumbification

+ an; I literally had this idea in my drafts for a year... 😳

Maybe he's got a freaky sixth sense, maybe it's just because he's got heightened senses, or maybe there's some scientific studies to back it up; but Gojo can smell when you're ovulating. And it turns him on — of course it does. He has a bigger breeding kink than you do.

"Oh, you're ovulating." he notes after sniffing your skin... and you do a double take like he's insane. Because he is insane — you married a madman.

He pays closer attention to your cycle than you do, reminding you to mark down when you get your period, and coddling you in the days leading up to ovulation.

"Satoru, it's just an estimation." you tell him, but he's got a glow in his eyes when he sees your period tracker app telling him that today's your most fertile day — if he cums in you today, it's basically guaranteed.

He researches positions that help conception, bends and pushes you into them, and fucks you deep with his thick cock, going harder on your poor hole than he normally does — grunting more than he normally does, throbbing more than he normally does... like it just awakens something primal in him, and now he's obsessively fucking you like he has no other purpose but to breed his sweet little wife.

"Nn! Satoruuu!" you whine and paw at his torso, your walls overwhelmed by the pressure of his cock splitting you open.

"Yes babyyy?" he coos, giving you a crooked, blissed-out smile as he tilts his head.

There's sweat dripping off his abs, his pink nipples are hard, his biceps are twitching, and he's running one hand through his dampened white hair as he stills inside you for a moment.

"'s too deep! T-too big!" you moan lewdly, a bit of drool escaping the corner of your mouth.

"...aw, I know I'm just too big for ya, huh?" he coos cockily; hearing you tell him that he's 'too big' never gets old.

He's so determined to give you his baby that he tries everything to increase the chances; staying inside you for 5 minutes after shooting his load in, having you rest with a pillow under your back so your hips are raised — "Gotta help my lil' guys swim." he acts like an idiot about it, but sweetly so. Nothing excites him more than the idea of being a dad, except the idea of fathering your children.

After sex, when the two of you are cleaning up, Satoru feels over and massages your tummy with a small smile on his face. He's lost in thought, hair all messy and face tired like he's run a marathon, hopeful that this time he got you pregnant.

He'll pamper you like his queen, humming and going to the ends of the earth to get you anything you ask for. He really fawns over you when you're ovulating, and lays on the compliments thick while snuggling your neck and creeping his fingers up your thighs — pretty soon he'll sink them inside and stretch you out on them, preparing you for what he cutely calls "baby making" but is actually sweaty, nasty, kinky sex — there's a definite difference in the cute, snuggly sex and the literal breeding sessions no matter how much he plays it off.

"Satoru... my legs are still weak after this morning, give me a break, will you?"

"Aw come on, this is an innocent request... and if babymaking happens, it happens..." he mutters the last part under his breath.

"You're crazy."

But you know you're gonna fall for it after you take one look at his rock-hard, juicy pink, dummy big cock and those breeder balls.

He just beams victoriously when you hop over to him like a little bunny.

Satoru's pushes into you as deep as your pussy allows him, and then some more just to pressure your deepest spot, pinning your wrists down and whispering sultrily into your ear about how well you take him, how beautiful you look, how good it feels to fuck your fertile pussy knowing that he'll most definitely get you pregnant because his cum is perfect; thick and sticky and gooey and pungent, perfect just like he is — the cocky bastard.

When his creampies makes you cum, A-spot pressured with his pulsing tip, he grins so wide that you scold him about it.

"Stop grinning like a psychopath." you pant.

He just looks up at you, face hardly an inch away, and asks a dumb, smiley "D'you feel pregnant?" ... as if it happens so fast.

"Gee, I don't know, we should go again just to make sure — that was a joke, that was a joke! Nn! Satoru!" too late, he's flipping you over and slowly filling you up again.

And oh god Satoru loves sliding back in for round twos. The smell of sex and cum wafting up and hitting his nose just makes him plunge back into your cum-filled little hole with only one thing in mind and that is breeding you 'till you're stuffed to the max.

"Come on, y' gonna be a good wifey for me and get knocked up?" he rasps against your ear, thrusting his cock up into your sensitive spots until his creampies turn into whipped cream, frothed up and milky-white and smeared on your pussy lips.

Like the nasty boy he is (and always has been, even before marriage), Satoru forces your head down and makes you watch him fuck his dummy big cock into you.

"Yeah, watch that cock fill you up... look at all my cum leaking out..." he tuts, "... don't be so wasteful, baby... oh well, 'm gonna fuck it back into you anyways. Come on, let me in deeper — aw, what's wrong?" he coos when you claw at his meaty bicep.

"'toruuu, so deep! Y-you're so fucking deep, I can't think..."

His heart pangs when he hears you complain about being too stuffed, "Oh baby you don't need to think, just lay there and let me put a baby in your sweet pussy — gonna fuck you so dumb, the only name you'll remember is mine."

Of course, he has to get a creampie in every day. Sometimes even a few times a day. Sometimes even at 4 AM, and you swat him for being a horny idiot — but it takes five minutes to give in because you can hear the need in his voice when he whines "Please?" and starts humping against you, "I've got so much cum for you." he tells you and though it sounds so sweet in his soft, bedroom voice it's hard to take him as an innocent man, because his thick boner is grinding hard and hot between your plush lips.

You can bet you'll probably only get to sleep when the birds are chirping, 'cause your hubby's balls are too heavy and full of cum and he needs to drain himself inside you — oh, and you can also bet that afterwards he will be sleeping like a princess, clinging to you with his face snuggled into your tummy.