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what-is-merlin-so-gay-for · 9 months ago

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reading tlh right now and i just know 14yo me would have been OBSESSED with leo valdez godddd funny and a tragic backstory??? just how i liked them

#pjo #percy jackson #the lost hero #leo valdez #tbh 20yo me kinda wants to adopt him #and give him all the hugs #he’s my smol fire boy #i will protect him at all costs #if anything happens to him i will kill everyone and then myself #jason grace is kinda cute too tho #i’ve always had a thing for blondes #i do prefer them my own age tho #he’s a baby too #i really wanna wrap them in bubble wrap #mine

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wasabi-gumdrop · 8 months ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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hkthatgffan · 2 months ago

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ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺

"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

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canisalbus · 7 months ago

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✦ Picciriddu ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #chicken acquired #I tend to think Machete was a restless baby but a very well behaved shy and unobtrusive toddler #the overarching theme of his early childhood was being sick in a way or another for the majority of the time #he's originally from Sicily so I tried to depict a native Siciliana chicken but I think I might've made her a little too sturdy #his mom makes a cameo too #as well as a battalion of snails #he likes snails

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artkaninchenbau · 11 months ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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shotmrmiller · 6 months ago

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single dad simon not knowing how to be a dad. not his thing. doesn't get it. hand him a gun and he can take it apart and put it back together in his sleep. but a diaper? formula? baby food??? knows next to nothing.

so you see him, miserable old man with sunken dark eyes, hunched shoulders and a screaming baby at his doorstep with groceries in his hand and decide to help. (besides, you're also suffering with a lack of proper sleep)

he's not a good dad but he's a protective one. he's at your throat in an instant, baby in arm almost behind his back, ready to sink his teeth into your jugular. you squeak out that you're a part time babysitter. you can help. you've got the most experience with babies her age.

you keep your eyes on him, tired eyes now sharp as flint. it's scary how quickly he'd moved. footsteps barely a whisper. his breath chills your skin.

threatens you with your life if so much as a hair on her head is hurt. he must be really tired if he's willing to accept help being this defensive.

you take the chunky babe and bounce her as he opens the door to his flat. you don't dislike kids but you're not their biggest fan either. babysitting is just a means to an end. easy money that goes toward your tuition.

simon, you come to learn, doesn't care. he thinks you're the missing parent. he doesn't ask you if you can help watch over the child. simply knocks on your door and hands her to you with the diaper bag. mutters that he'll be back and with food.

he helps himself to your couch when you tell him that the baby is asleep. takes off his shoes and is snoring in seconds. simon also doesn't help the rumors going around the building. "a terrible parent, you are. how could you abandon your baby and husband? he's been struggling for months!"

simon leaves you sputtering when he tells them to stop talking about his missus like that or he'll kill them in their sleep. burp the baby, pet, or she'll keep us up all night.

at least he pays well :/

(if you go out for a friends night, which he will drop you off so stop talking about uber, he's telling you to go say goodbye to our baby who happens to be asleep in her crib and if you're wearing a short little number he's gonna watch you bend over to kiss her fat little cheek before he takes you to the bathroom to eat it from the back and is sending you to his car with trembling legs and a slap to your arse. don't look so tasty next time idk)

#he wants to pay for your rent and tuition too #are you a sugar baby?#a sugar baby that takes care of his baby that he sometimes calls ours ?#is it too early to sleep with him? he's not err the worst to look at #simon ghost riley x reader

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soldrawss · 1 month ago

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Something something 16yo 2k12 Mikey gets sucked into a portal and sent into the RISE universe and ends up helping raise the RISE kiddos AU

#my art #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #tmnt mikey #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt splinter #it keeps us dancing au #do i wanna talk about this au #i LOVE the idea that the reason why the rise boys are so funny and jovial and kind #is because 2k12 mikey had a hand in raising them #he kicks splinters butt into being a better parent #and also gives the boys a parental/big brother figure to look up to #and care for them #2k12 mikey would ADORE these babies so much #*holds your hands* listen to me very carefully #he would LOVE on these kiddos so much #and they would ADORE 2k12 mikey back #ohhh the fics i want to write #as soon as i have time its over for you all i am OBSESSED with this idea #they would call him TEE in this too #because i dont think 2k12 mikey would wanna be called mikey #since theres ALREADY a mikey here #and something something shouldnt mess with the different dimensions yada yada #IKUD AU

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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago

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"STANLEY WITH BABY FORD ON THE OTHER HAND" (from tags)

Noodles? What are you planning to do to us? Should I get a dust pan to sweep my heart off the floor now?

It’s goING GOOD NO PROBLEMS HERE NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!!!

#it’s gonna break Fords tiny little baby heart if he finds out #it’ll break mine too oh goodness #I’m procrastinating thinking about that #I think Stan tells Ford made up stories about their adventures and success #my art #ask #twins in time au #Stanford pines #Stanley pines #stan pines #Ford pines #gravity falls

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bunnieswithknives · 4 months ago

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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af

#Hazel you cant just ask people if they have a dead mom #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fop #fairly oddparents a new wish #headcanon #fop hazel #hazel wells #fop dev #dev dimmadome #I think he has mildly positive associations with it tbh #He asked where babies came from and his dad actually took him aside and explained how he was super special and important #and better than everyone else because he was a clone and talked him through the whole cloning process very excitedly #(Dev did not understand a word of it but it was probably the most positive interaction he'd ever had with his dad)#later Dev came back and asked where normal kids come from and he got uncomfy and made an Au-Pair explain #other than that Dev has basically no thoughts on being a clone its just a fact to him.#Actually thinking about it now that could be a really dark explanation for why his real name is Development #I mean you dont just get cloning right on the first try #and nobody wants to name and get attached something that might just fall over dead any minute #HAHA anway angst over teehee :3 #fop nature au #<-for organization since this HC applies to it too

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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How did Henry let William’s ideas pass in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #wiliam afton #henry emily #circus baby #sister location #fnaf fanart #this comic is unserious #but also I am genuinely curious how Henry just gave these ideas a pass #LIKE Henry is semi aware of the more questionable aspects to animatronics #he even says so in pizza sim how guilty he feels aiding in this #I JUST GOTTA believe he was half paying attention to whatever William was up to #didn’t think too hard about it and just wanted to make his robots #William must of been ecstatic that Henry agreed over and over #like dude lucked out BAHA

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turtleblogatlast · 6 months ago

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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

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[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #trans leonardo #trans leo #rottmnt headcanons #turtle art tag #rise draxum #happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry #but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me #I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha #I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo #that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha #(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare #also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics #also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too #both is good #making this made me remember why I never do color #at least for comics #it just takes sooo long #but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc #this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw #also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects #(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo

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poobirdy · 8 months ago

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xin mo did not become the demonic op sword of all three realms for this!!! for @kawouwu who asked for binggeyuan sillies! thank you for your donation to svsss' gotcha 4 gaza!

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peacheskoo · 7 months ago

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No capes/actors AU came to me via a dream and I have since been obsessing over it,,

I have so many ideas over it but my fav is currently that the Jasons are brothers because of the quick switch between seasons/robins and how they couldn’t use the same actor for older Jason so they just asked his older brother to be Red Hood Jason, Little Jason is way younger because they were trying to emphasize how small street kid Jason was

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#Behind the capes AU #dcu #batman #actors au #jason todd #bruce wayne #dc robin #red hood #there’s so many thoughts for this series #this one goes out for the Jason and Damian sibling truthers bc they’re bio siblings here #Big Jason was genuinely minding his business while his family acted only for the director to ambush him and ask if he’d like to act too #he thought maybe a small role but then boom baby Jason is dead #baby Jason loves his role in season 3 as a ghost/hallucination #big Jason is contemplating life until he gets to yell at his dad in front of cameras for fun #he loves it

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faunandfloraas · 1 month ago

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