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jade-jupiter · 10 months ago

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evil scheme is working, had fhjy playing on my laptop while cleaning dishes and my dad stopped for a good 10 minutes to watch it and asked “they make these figures for it?” aka i’m slowly making my dad want to watch dimension 20

#THE THING IS IVE TOLD MY DAD HE’D LIKE THIS BUT THE MAN IS STUBBORN #my summer plans have now turned to getting him to watch it :0 #dimension 20 #dropout tv #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high

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milolunde · 5 months ago

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We all know Timmy is Wanda’s mama’s boy but we need to keep in mind he’s still Cosmo’s kid too and that Cosmo would love him just as vehemently as Wanda

#fairly oddparents #not that anyone has portrayed him different #certainly not distance he loves Timmy he probably says it the most in the show and in fanon #but still- watching New Wish there felt like there was a disconnect with Cosmos character-like he wasn’t as well defined as he was in OG #that’s in part due to them toning him down from being an idiot plain and simple but I feel like it wasn’t fitted with something else it was #simply taken away #just to say he didn’t have as much of a presence to me in New Wish as Wanda did and I crave spinning Cosmo around in my brain #I want to see Poof being his Dad’s Boy yknow and I want to see cosmo doting and I want to see when he gets like. parental rage for the sake #of his kids #yknow? Yknow? part of him feeling detached in a new wish has translated into him not wanting to get as close to Hazel as he did Timmy-#to try and play it more like godparents are supposed to- just a presence for a couple months #but also because like. he got SO attached to Timmy and he’ll never regret it and he’d never do anything different #but idk. if it were me I wouldn’t have the capacity to go through losing my godkid again after becoming that attached #that’s not even mentioning that they don’t HAVE to be in hazel’s life the same way they were in Timmy’s because Timmy was going through #neglect and Hazel has loving family and friends all around her at all times- her blocks are mental #in that way cosmo and Wanda just have to do the Typical Godparent Job of aiding her- not becoming people she desperately needs in life #which also bleeds into why I think Peri was having such a. difficult time #godparents aren’t supposed to be attached the way his family was to Timmy and that how he learned it #but his first godkid is Not Easy and lends immediately to the issues Timmy was having where he HAS parents he HAS things (though . Timmy #was not rich and would sometimes not be fed… dev’s dad also forgets to feed him but dev is still able to eat you know)#and how he grew up with his parents as godparents and how he’s been taught are conflicting and it’s nature vs doing a good job quoteunquote #I didn’t mean to ramble so damn much in the tags I’m really sorry #told myself if I had more to say I’d write it down and post it later but I must be heard.

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deadpoolsmom · 1 year ago

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one piece au where Garp just out the gate claims that Ace is Dragon’s son

Like what are the marines/Sengoku gonna do - ask Dragon to verify? Track down the world’s most wanted man for a paternity test?

“Wouldn’t Dragon care / contradict this?” Dragon is intentionally not associated with his actual son, so 50/50 he’d even know. And what is he gonna care the government think he has 2 kids by 2 moms? He’s not gonna tell them anything. He’d probably let them believe that to fuck w them + so the son of another of their enemies lives free / isn’t targeted for his blood

“Portgas D Rouge was an associate of Roger and they were specifically looking for a baby” Well maybe she had questionable taste after his death. Dragon was already a Revolutionary at that point, so it’s not like the WG know what he is doing.

“Why does Ace use his mother’s family name?” He loves his mom and thinks his “dad’s” a deadbeat

“Why doesn’t Luffy then?” Same as canon. Garp still doesn’t know it and Luffy doesn’t care about dads

I don’t think it would necessarily solve Marineford or make it so that Ace survives, but I do think it would be extremely funny

#ace should probably still know he’s real parentage but learning his fake dad and also garp’s son is The revolutionary would probably help #dragon does not escape a x2 deadbeat reputation #chance he just kinda accepts it though like this helps a kid and stops the WG from getting to show off eliminating their enemy’s bloodline #“Fuck the World Government” <- Monkey D. Dragon direct quote #but he’d probably be able to reintroduce sabo and ace+luffy earner if he found out #there is a chance he’s watching the marineford livestream (if it still happens) and ace is announced as his son and he just ??? dad WHAT ??#one piece #au #portgas d ace #monkey d garp #monkey d dragon #marineford #ace lives au #<- POTENTIALLY

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honey-lemon-halo · 2 months ago

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Take every load just like that. Fuck I’m so close. Daddy loves when his good boy takes it nice and good. I’m gonna throb inside you and make you beg for more. Fuck it feels so good.

fuck I might ruin your sheets from cumming so hard by the time you’re done with me… ehe, sorry dad <3

#Side tangent? imagine my brother watching me get pounded and bred by our dad #I like to think he’d be biting down on his hand trying not to moan as he jerks off to it #herbal honey #honey lemon drops #anon ask #ftm nsft #ftm t4t #queer nsft #t4t nsft #ftm ns/fw #ftm fauxcest #fauxcest #ftm dadcest #dadcest #ftm brocest #in the tags only tho

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accursedvoid · 5 months ago

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Godzilla: the series crossover AU but Zilla originally attacked Gotham instead, cut to post-movie and well! Bruce Wayne has acquired yet another child! It’s Zilla jr.

#Bruce’s chronic adoption problem ft giant lizard son #batman #batman au #DC #Godzilla the series #zilla jr #this is what happens when I get nostalgic for old fav cartoons I get the wildest thoughts #batfamily fight crime and now also fight giant monsters like in the series #zilla jr everyone’s favourite brother 😂 how can he not be he’s ADORABLE #Zilla jr’s underwater home but it’s like under/adjacent to the bat cave so he can peek his an eye up to watch dad at the computer #the joker does not kill Jason bc Zilla jr rips off the roof and you think the joker can stand against a titanic nuclear lizard? lol lmao #hilarious scene: the bats all perched on Zilla Jr’s spines just chilling #Batman introducing the league to his newest child they did not expect zilla jr #zilla jr probably Damien’s fav brother #if he’s not (somehow) a secret: gotham being used to him he’s a national celebrity mascot for the city now #they’re used to seeing him guarding the isle #gothamites: oh the giant lizard? oh that’s just mr Wayne’s son Zilla jr #I mean he could still keep his identity secret while zilla not being one bc I’d expect gotham WOULD be like ‘makes sense he’d help batman’#when the giant monsters start attacking and then it’s just ‘well clearly he’s friend with batman and Co ’ elsewise #my post

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bibleofficial · 5 months ago

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wallpaper is insane like u find a product w an ugly print ? wallpaper it. just multiple uncoordinated things put together ? wallpaper it. ugly door ? wallpaper it. ugly wall ? landlord won’t let me wallpaper it

#stream #tumblrs aging demographic etc but this was actually abt diys #the years of getting very stoned & watching the sorry girls & not even remembering what the original video was have prepared me to diy #everything #like ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKAA i love pullin shit out the trash like u don’t want it ? i do ‼️#i can REPURPOSE IT #i think it’s so funny #like the way i was raised was to recycle or whatever but my father also raised us to save everything bc what if u need the parts u know dads #so i just do. one of my core memories from ‘a child’ i was probably in like 8th grade at this point was when the hubcap of my fathers car #fell off his old as dirt hunk of junk older than me automobile & he was too cheap to pay like 25$ for a new 1 so he took my brother & i to #this like drainage ditch expecting US to go poke around in there & get it & i said absolutely fuckin not #bc this same man would tell us - bc we had to buy our own toys so like we u know saved whenever we got money from bday or christmas or u #know manual labour in exchange for money bc ok yea at least he taught us to demand what ur worth w that but it was like 5c ea pinecone 1c ea #stick or like ‘help me repair the roof’ ‘pressure wash the fence’ i was like 9 ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAAKS - he’d take us to the toy store &#we’d bring our money but instead we’d go to the hardware store & do all the errands & force us to do everything w him then he’d just say #‘yea it’s too late for that sorry’ like it was just. captive audience. this man is the reason i don’t go anywhere unless i know i can leave #on my own or when i want somehow bc girl …. I DONT TRUST ANYBODY HES A LIAR & A SCAMMER LIKE #but that’s just family heritage it’s genetic we’re a long line of liars & scammers but the buck ends here bc i’m not having bio children #or any children #lord knows i’ll be dead long before the chance could arise #i shouldn’t say things like that but ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA WE KNEW WE’D DIE YOUNG #this started w wallpaper #i’m so high #also very very bored #i’ve to do dishes & i absolutely 100% do not want to i hate dishes so fucking much i hate doing them i hate being around them i hate seeing

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pixlokita · 1 year ago

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Okay yeah angst Cassie and Cassie|Vanny but like- Imagine the severe PTSD Cassie has to go through every time she enters an elevator- She really needs (NON Fazbear Entertainment managed) therapy- Poor girl-

Why can't she just live on with her animatronic wolf mama staff bot papa (Controversial there but whatever/ +even more trauma to the already traumatized girl so we better give her the best therapy-) 😭😭😭

And it's part of the reason she gets (most likely) Glitchtrapped in the first place!!!

(I know that we believe differently when it comes to who we play as in HW2 and that's good! I like to see different opinions play out. I'm not going to unfollow you just because we have a different opinion because you're that good of an artist and I love your comics. Period.)

Lmao 😭 eyyy thank ✨ tbh can’t blame Cassie if she ends up with elevatophobia :v as someone who’s been in malfunctioning elevators =w= that is terrifying as heck every time but still better than her straight up dying from the fall >>)b I love seeing Vanny Cassie too tbh just because :v bunby ;w; 💜✨🐰 but yeah too much sad Can get depressing fast TTwTT sometimes you gotta cope with the possible happier outcomes and hope they’re canon so you can enjoy all the sad stuff without guilt

#pix answers #fnaf #honestly I do want to know more about Cassie’s dad #and >> i want him to be Jeremy …..#Idk if he’d necessarily have to be the Bonnie bully also #but it would be satisfying to connect everything like a sewing stitch #i gave up on the timelines making sense as soon as the fnaf movie made Vanessa an afton #sorry for the spoilers if you haven’t watched it but like …. came out last year #-wheeze-#no but seriously #came out on October #am allowed to spoil

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umemiyan · 2 months ago

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damn now i wanna watch lotr

#rambles.#i have the extended editions in 4k 😈😈😈#my dad ended up with our original box sets. but it’s fine i have my own now in better quality 😌#if he’d get therapy perhaps we could watch them together again someday but NAH #mf gotta act crazy like he’s carrying the One Ring

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mer-se · 4 months ago

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lil hiatus away

#trump winning hit hard #harder than I thought because I didn’t think he’d win #we all met up the next day and had depression strolls #lots of vents and talks and anger #window shopped and actually shopped #looked at expensive guitars and little hamsters find fun in every place we go #we all made food with/for my niece and talked at my table for hours #played among us like old times till 1 am #got emotionally rejuvenated by the ocean #had plans with a friend that fell through so another time maybe or not idc anymore hahah she’s persistent though #I’m kinda over everything!#this 4:30 sunset always gets me bad for a while #on top of heavy world changes too like do that shit in summer #my dads friend Chris is visiting and that always makes me happy #I heard them cracking up watching South Park in his room last night was the cutest shit #reminded me of old times I miss living in Boston that whole era #wish we could have a redo #or even when he lived here with us after #maybe he'll move back this way someday #or go up that way since won’t ever be able to afford a house where I wanna live #or get out of the country all together #hiatus away was nice especially from Instagram and fb they're horrible places right now #unfollowing and unfriending everyone rn idc who u are #and honestly idky I still even have tumblr now I ask myself that a lot #more and more lately #have a good day #and take care of yourselves

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milflewis · 1 year ago

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#in a strange place today and i need to put this somewhere. i do not have a journal yet. this is it #my grandad was diagnosed with dementia years ago and the grandad i have now is often unrecognisable from the one i grew up with #and while this like isn’t fun and it is strange for him to look at me and not know me more times than he does. it has also been kind of l #lovely?#bc he thinks my granny is still alive so whenever i get to go see him i get to pretend she is too. and she is for a minute. and tho i am #glad she went before him. it is nice to say oh i’m popping in to see her after this grandad and talk about her like she’s hasn’t been gone #since i’ve been ten. my dad has spoken more to him in the last five years than he has his whole life #he was not an easy man. he was loud and friendly and hard working and funny and scary but not easy. in ways he is even #harder now. in others he is easier.#he is more of a child. this is what dementia can do to a brain. we are learning things about his childhood that no one alive has ever spoken #about. that no one knew. my dad doesn’t love him more now but he understands him better #my grandad taught me how to drive a tractor and how to fish through my dad and he has not recognised me in over a year and he #hasn’t walked since he broke his pelvis seven years ago and his muscles are nearly all gone. he is a fraction of the size he used to be. his #personality and body took up my childhood like adults on the screen in cartoons. he hasn’t dressed himself in a decade. he told one of the #nurses that after dinner he wanted ice cream plain like herself and nearly peed when she laughed and told him to fuck off #he is in there. he is himself. i know him. but he isn’t. he doesn’t know me but he allows me to tell him how to ppl he knows are doing. he #still somehow trusts me. we talk a lot about my granny and how she stayed up watching tv again last night so she’s tired today. don’t stay #long when you call in to see her?#whenever we would journey to see him and my granny and get in v late he’d ask us if we wanted apple tart and my granny would say michael.#not ur kids. u can’t parent them. he didn’t know my name yesterday but he asked me if i wanted apple tart #i hope he dies soon. for all that i will miss this. miss my dad having this. he would not want to live like this. it wouldntbe living to him

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rodolfoparras · 1 year ago

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In all of my gross ass years in earth a cockroach has never FLOWN at me until today 😭😭 IM LITERALLY CRYING BRO IT FLEW AT MY FACE

LIKE IT HAS THE WORD COCK IN IT BUT THATS NOT THE TYPE I WANT

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HELP ID CRY I SORRY BUT JEFJDJDBD I CANNOT DEAL WOTH BUGS

#alec answers #😈 anon #they don’t exist whwre I live but dad used to see them a lot where he used to live before and he’d be like I’d sleep and watch them crawl ob #the roof😭

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neqeyam · 2 years ago

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just read the most canon thing ever in a fanfic,, toddler lo’ak being able to throw up on command

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 1 year ago

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Me, aged 5. Spoken to my extremely Catholic grandmother, matriarch of the family, who had crosses and pictures of saints hanging in every room of the house: [little, uncannily-enunciated voice] “Grandma, when your church gets destroyed in Armageddon, you can come to our kingdom hall!”

#exjw #ex cult #I’m overly-conscious of how I speak now; but as a child I was about as blunt as a sledgehammer #Yeah my dad got SLAMMED for that one #There was no mistaking what I said because I spoke like a little adult #I was… something. Cute but weird and kind of manipulative.#At that age I enjoyed creeping out adult men in public by intensely staring at them #only adult men; not women #I also pushed boys down the slide and called them “scaredy-cat” until they agreed with me that they were cowards #I planned out in my head one time that my dad was going to walk into the living room with coffee in his hand #so if I scared him at just the right moment; he’d jolt and coffee would spill all over the floor #So I tested my hypothesis and it worked.#My goal was to get him to spill the coffee #I was around four or five but with the calculation of a serial killer (which isn’t saying much because serial killers are dumb)#I watched ET and wanted to see if I could hide in plain sight in my basket of stuffed animals #So I just waited in there very patiently until my dad went looking for me. Held my eyes open without blinking and remained very still #He walked in… looked right at me but didn’t see me; walked out. Walked back in #This time he saw me and got the crap scared out of him when he realized I was right there in front of him the whole time #But I never went into anything to prank anyone… I wasn’t in it for humor; I wanted to be smarter and more powerful than people #if only for a second #I wanted to see if I could come up with a plan involving other people and have those people do what I wanted them to do #But you see I was so sweet 90% of the time that no one thought anything of it — or even noticed what I was doing in some cases #Fortunately I grew out of doing that kind of thing without sufficient cause #But I still do enjoy messing with people from time to time if they REALLY deserve it #or benignly… I like it when people cry or get squeamish in reaction to my artistic work or acting or singing #The feeling of someone eating out of the palm of my hand creatively is great #Love it

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iliveinprocrasti-nationn · 1 year ago

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skipping class for the first time in my life bc my professor has covid and he sent out an email saying we’re having class and he’s asymptomatic and will wear a mask per cdc guidelines even tho he’s past the 5 day required isolation period. like. great whatevs but have you actually tested negative

update: the answer was no he had not

#stressed as FUCK #it’s fine we have a textbook and he doesn’t take roll #hoping he doesn’t do an extra credit activity but if i miss it for the sake of my health so be it #i have to go home afterwards anyway bc i have an appointment the next day with my thyroid dr #stressed abt that too bc my mum has dropped all precautions as if she isn’t in her 60s and didn’t lose her husband to covid #and idk what my sibling is doing but i know they’ve stopped masking at their practices and i wouldn’t be surprised if they stopped masking #all together. they also only wear cloth masks but at least it was something #idk i just feel like im the only one not ignoring it. like. when my dad got sick i asked him early on if he could smell and he was like #‘I’m just congested’ and my mum was like ‘no he’s just sick it’s not covid’ and then we waited until it was too late #like. i tell my mum that there’s nothing we could have done bc i don’t want her to feel guilty but like #idk. part of me thinks that if people had just listened to me and gotten him tested earlier and not lived in denial that maybe he’d still be #here. and my mum is pretty healthy but again she’s in her 60s. i don’t want to lose another parent to covid. or if she gets it and has it #bad or ends up with long covid then im gonna have to come home to take care of her or. idek. like i don’t live at home anymore so i can’t #pick up the slack if something happens to her. and my sibling definitely can’t #it’s so stressful. did we not watch the same process of my dad rapidly deteriorating. by the time we took him to the hospital he looked like #a corpse. he was completely grey and his eyes were glazed and he couldn’t even sit up or wave goodbye. has she just forgotten that happened #am i the only one who remembers watching my dad deteriorate in front of us #vent tw #covid tw

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housewifebuck · 2 years ago

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wait people actually get their friends to watch 911? I'm always screaming in gc's & getting "👍😂"

NO LITERALLY SAME NONE OF MY FRIENDS GIVE A FUCK

#it’s me and my mutuals that I don’t talk to against the world:(((#and yes I’m in the discord servers but nobody in there likes me cause I’m annoying as hell #asks #anonymous #I’m this close to making my dad watch it with me but he’s a firefighter so he’d hate it so much

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dieschwartzman · 1 year ago

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my dad always walks in on the most random scenes whenever i watch a film and then judges me for it

#watching stand by me for the first time #and my dad walked in on the pie eating contest and was like ‘is this a comedy’ and i was like ‘no they’re looking for a dead body’#i thought he’d seen it before and i didn’t even get to explain the train dodge scene to him because he never came back

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