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winchester-purgatory · 3 years ago

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My brother’s best friend | Dean Winchester (part 1)

Summary: Dean visits his brother in Palo Alto...and fall for the redhead crashing in Sam’s bed

Word count: 1.8k

Palo Alto, California 2004

''Are you kidding me?'' Sam grumbled as he checked through the peephole of his small apartment, seeing his big brother on the other side.

It was rare - very, very rare - that Dean would visit him. He'd rather vagabond from states to states in his precious Impala than visit his little brother who was in college, getting a degree, aka doing something of his life.

The only times he'd visit was if something happened to their dad - or when he needed something. Nine times out of ten, it was the latter.

Although they had been raised by the same man, the two brothers were very different. Their lifestyle, by example, was polar opposite. Sam was pursuing law studies and planned on become a criminal lawyer while Dean prefered to jump from states to states - or, in Sam's words, from bed to bed - without ever settling. He was also a walking trouble, always getting himself tangled in some messy crap.

When they were kids, their uncle Bobby used to joke and said that Sam would help Dean get out of jail one day. He couldn't be closer to the truth.

Reluctantly, Sam unlocked and opened the door, skipping the greetings. ''What are you doing here?'' he hissed at his brother, keeping the door as closed as possible - and blocked - so Dean wouldn't peek inside or simply invite himself in.

''Hello to you too, Sammy.''

''What do you want?'' Sam demanded.

''Who said I needed something? Can't I miss my little brother?''

If Sam hadn't known his brother so well, he would've believed him. But, this was Dean.

''It's almost midnight and I have class at eight, Dean. I don't have time for placotage. What is it this time? Your girlfriend dumped you? You're out of money? Whichever, I can't do anything. I'm just as broke as you.''

He wasn't always this intolerant, but school had been stressful these past weeks and the younger Winchester was running on short nights and large coffees from all his hard studying. Therefore, he wasn't in the mood to deal with Dean's bullshit.

Dean rolled his eyes. ''I'm not here for money. I just need a place to crash. I was at this car expo with some guys from the auto shop I work at and, instead of spending a handful on a shitty motel, I thought of you and your old couch.''

Auto shop? Last time they spoke, he was working night shifts at a 7/11. That's an upgrade, Sam noted.

''Nice of you to think of me, but you can't stay here. I...I sold the couch. And, I have to study for-''

I sold the couch? Try again Sammy.

Not letting the brunet finish, Dean ignored him and pushed the door wider, walking in as if it was his place.

He glanced around the small apartement, the office lamp on the desk creating a dim light throughout the whole place. Like Dean remembered, the appartement was cramped. You could barely fit any furnitures beside a couch, a desk and a bed. It was a college student appartement, you can't expect too much. He immediately remarked the laptop set up on the desk with a pile of papers ant textbooks, mimicking the same set up Sam had in his old bedroom.

''Dean, I said-''

Panic rose inside Sam, whirling around and trying to push the blond out of his apartment, but it was too late. He had seen her. The fire haired girl sleeping peacefully in Sam's bed.

A smirk formed on the older's lips, turning his head in Sam's direction. ''Is that what you were trying to hide from me? From Dad? That you had a girlfriend? Oh Sammy. Always been shy about that stuff...''

Sam closed the door and sighed. ''She's not my girlfriend. And, keep it down, will you?''

Dean cocked an eyebrow. ''Why is she sleeping in your bed then, uh?'' He shook his head, smirking, convinced that he had demasked his brother. ''You know, Sammy, you've never been the master liar between the two of us. Is that why you ignored Dad's calls? Because you were too busy-''

''Dean,'' Sam hissed, narrowing his eyes in warning, not letting him time to finish his sentence.

He knew how filter-less his brother was and, even though the redhead was sleeping soundly, Sam would rather not risk her waking up to some dude she didn't know was insinuating events that never happened between she and Sam. That would be creepy and awkward.

Dean rolled his eyes. ''Right. I forgot how much of a prude you are.''

''She's a friend,'' Sam insisted, sighing with tiredness. ''She got into a bad argument with her boyfriend and needed a safe place to stay.''

''And you're trying to make me believe nothing happened under the sheets?'' Dean sank into Sam's couch and shook his head disapprovingly. ''You're such a let down, Sammy... How can you let a hot girl crash in your bed and pass the opportunity for a good time?''

''Because, unlike you, I think with my brain instead of my dick. She needed a roof, Dean, not a new dick.''

Dean smirked. ''Look where that got you.''

Like always, Dean got what he wanted and crashed at Sam's.

Well, he 'accidently' fell asleep on the couch while his brother was studying, giving Sam no choice but to let him sleep after trying times and times to wake him unsuccessfully.

The sound of glass clashing and shattering pulled Dean from his sleep. He sat up, a bit startled by the noise, and squinted his eyes at the harsh morning light shining straight in his eyes. Does Sam not have blinds or something?

''Shit,'' slipped a feminine voice.

Dean rubbed his eyes, adjusting to the change of light and glanced around, catching the redhead from last night standing at the 'kitchen' area of Sam's appartement. She was wearing one of Sam's old tee shirt, her long hair cascading down her back. Dean bit down him bottom lip.

''Everything okay?'' he asked, trying to see what happened.

''Yes!'' responded a feminine voice. ''I just dropped and broke a plate. It's nothing.'' She bent down to clean her mess, using a towel to pick up the broken pieces.

Humming, Dean stretched his arms over his head, his back aching from Sam's raggedy couch, and stood. He should get a new one, this one sucks.

''Sorry for waking you,'' she apologized, running a hand through her hair, tucking a piece behind her ear in slight embarassement. ''I was trying to make coffee and...I don't know how it happened.''

''Apologies accepted if you tell me there's coffee left,'' Dean bargained with a sly grin.

The redhead stood and nodded at the coffee machine before throwing the broken pieces of plate in the trash. ''Lucky for you, there's enough left for a cup.''

Picking up a cup from Sam's perfectly neat cupboard, the blond poured the last of coffee, not bothering to rinse the empty carafe. Sam will get on his back about it next time he'll use it, but it's not like Dean cared.

''I'm Juliet,'' the girl introduced, taking a seat in the desk chair as there wasn't any barstools or dinning table - not that there was any room for one. ''And you're Dean, Sam's brother.''

Dean furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. How did she know his name? He opened his mouth to ask, but she beat him.

''Sam left a note.'' She nodded at the sticky post-it on the top of the coffee maker.

Left for class. This is my brother, Dean. Don't hesitate to kick him out if he gives you trouble.

- Sam

Reading said note, Dean scoffed.

''I take it you're not on on Sam's good side,'' Juliet assumed, smiling behind her mug.

He shrugged, leaning against the small counter. ''Typical brothers.'' Dean took a long gulp of his black coffee, sighing at the burning feeling of the biter liquid as it passed through his throat. ''Sam and I are very different. Polar opposites, I'd say.''

Juliet looked him up and down and hummed affirmatively. ''I can see.''

At first glance, you wouldn't be able to tell they were brothers. Other than having very different facial features, their style was also contrasting. Although it remained along the lumberjack vibes - thanks to their father -, Dean was all about his fetish leather jacket and flannels while Sam was more of a polo and zip up hoodies person.

A phone went off, interrupting their small talk and Juliet checked the screen, knowing it was hers. She looked at the caller ID, face turning blank as she read the identifier. She let it ring.

''You don't pick up?''

She shook her head, biting her bottom lip, lowering her eyes on her bare thighs.

Dean didn't mean to pry, but he might have seen a guy's name on the screen. If he sticks to what Sam had told him last night, it must be her boyfriend - whom she got into a fight with.

''Want me to pick up?'' he suggested, lightening the mood, mild-joking.

''What?'' Juliet chuckled. ''No. I...I'll call him back later.''

Cocking an eyebrow, Dean gave her a look. ''Lie.''

Her blue eyes looked up and caught his green irises, holding an unsaid staring contest. As Dean stared into her eyes, he felt as if he could see through her like open doors. He could see how utterly unhappy she felt in all aspects of her life and it pulled at his heart.

Instead of admitting defeat, Juliet broke their stare and abruptly rose from her seat. ''Not that I don't like this morning chatter, but I have to get ready for work. My boss is going to have my head if I arrive late during lunch rush.''

It was almost eleven and, if she ran fast, she had a chance to get there in time.

She put her empty mug on the counter and skipped to the bed, retrieving some bundled clothes from a backpack at the end of Sam's bed.

''You work at a restaurant?''

''A diner,'' she corrected, fulmining though the bag for one more item before heading to the bathroom to change.

''Do you happen to serve pie at your diner?'' Dean asked, feeling hungry.

Knowing his Sam, he probably only had healthy snacks in his mini fridge and Dean was not about that life. He'll only eat lettuce when it's served with bacon and cheese...in a burger.

Peeking her head from the bathroom's door frame, Juliet flashed him a grin. ''Sure do.''

Just like that, Dean ended up sitting at some old fashioned diner's counter, eating a cherry pie with a scoop of ice cream, as recommended by the waitress.

''We don't usually serve it like that, but I'll make an exception for you,'' Juliet said, deposing the plate on the counter, right in front of Dean. ''After all, you saved me from getting fired.''

Dean smiled and thanked her before diving into the cherry goodness. God, he loves pie!

#dean winchester #dean winchester fic #reader x dean winchester #dean x reader #dean winchester x reader #supernatural fic #this has been in my drafts for so long #it's the prequel of my christmas fic #I havent reread it

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nochiquinn · 4 years ago

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exandria unlimited episode 4: dariax is my jam

(note from the future: AND EVERYONE ELSE'S APPARENTLY)

"faun druid weirdo"

"I will not call it the ash hole" of course not, it's the oh no plateau

animal thundering check

this entire show and horses istg

these DISASTERS I love them

GLITTER DIAPER

is matt wearing eyeliner? matt looks like he's wearing eyeliner.

timeskip shenanigans! potential for one-shots!

(I know this is unlikely, let me have this)

opal: tell me your secrets

dorian: no ♥

pocket bacon, hip toast

do something to a bagel

okay maybe I get to stay sitting this time

wrong faun

ahhh this is crown!fearne

I am assuming

I am correct!

"do something psychic for me"

(sasha nein lj never leaves you)

mala: if i had a nickle for every time Ashley Johnson had to confront her mirror self I'd have two nickles

!!!

ART

I cannot describe the noise I just made but I sure as fuck made one

I hate time travel

mister leveled up! I hate it

"is he naruto running"

"driftwood scorpions is a great band name"

"we love bad choices here"

we don't have time to unpack ALL of that

mala: Dorian casts Dad Voice

"why are all my weapons gone"

The New One

2 small 2 fast

ash hole finger teeth

mister twenty!

glitter napalm poop

the fire misses orym entirely bc he is simply too short

TWISTED MISTER

Sorry Is A Free Action

growth.gif

"boo, dad!"

I just love Ted so much

"get out of the comments" I love her

I have to get replacement traveler con bumper stickers bc the mail guy folded mine in half >:(

(the CS email person was very helpful! asked for a picture, went "yeah that looks fucked" and offered me a new one)

robbie is me

"I have always been fine being in your shadow. But if you die there's no shadow." ooF

aimee laughing even though she's "unconscious"

"make it work! fix her!"

"I'm doing this 'cause I was going to, not because you tell me to"

sympathetic emotional magic

I just love any interaction Matt and Anjali have. like to the point of mccree and symmetra interactions in fic. it bleeds through.

that is poor psychic ettiquette

sibling fights are universal

mala: Aabria: 40 minute walk

Them: in real time?

ruins of quinceañera

mala: they found it, they found their competent woman

liam's doing an emotion

"I've never had pie"

ruby lee sounds like a character from something else and I can't place it

(is it my life, is she from my life)

"biggest hoop skirt she can find" we've just come back around to undeadwood

it IS the ruins of quinceañera

"when your accent comes back when you're in your hometown" I am called OUT

suddenly trinket in the pie eating contest

"what is your gemsona"

I love this stupid fucking himbo so much

I have been informed that dariax copied dorian's outfit, I love this stupid bisexual himbo SO MUCH

ruby lee bbeg

"the higher the hair, the closer to God" oh my god

fuck you robbie daymond I had a mouth full of water

anjali: "iridescent - "

aimee/opal: "that BITCH"

I love dariax sO FUCKING MUCH

oh no

if dariax were a gem he would be a rhinestone

MATT

liam: "what a chaos monkey you are"

and I feel the spirit of travis willingham in this chili's

orym regrets leaving home a little more every day

mala: thats just the entire campaign both of those

is using both your own attack and defense stats like a "stop hitting yourself" thing

does opal play fantasy banjo

dariax is his own bass boost

"you only have to perform solo if you don't got friends"

A Man of Tin

the art of this outfit just sprang into existence fully-formed

shoes reveal

flying shoes!!

I've been watching a lot of cardcaptor sakura so ALL I am picturing is the Jump card shoes

blue jesus float

"try not to shit the bed!" "WE CAN HEAR YOU OPAL"

defeat dariax by introducing shiny things

"very specific very weird festival that only makes sense here" is EXTREME small-town southern vibes

"the meaning of not having to go it alone" ♥

what is fy'ra's deal. ma'am I am obsessed

“stop showing up as the DM, MATT”

if this was the “last blanket” I am absolutely terrified of the next 4 episodes

“finally my day has come”

ted what did you do

where are you

TED

#critical role #exandria unlimited #spoilers #liveblog #reaction post #crititag #exutag

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toomanyfandomsorkinafs · 1 year ago

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I’ve got more cause their clogging my notes :D

“Don’t tell him! Or I’ll kidnap (toy/pet)!”

“Noo not (toy/pet)! I’ll kidnap (toy/pet)!”

“In my defence, it was a good idea.”

“In my defence, it was awfully funny.”

“Remember the (nationality) girl/boy I told you about? The one with the blue hair?”

“Blue hair? She/he probably has pronouns too. I’m sorry.”

“Knock knock!”

“Whose there?”

“Depression.”

“Oh your early today!”

“From crook to cook.”

“From menace on streets to menace in the sheets.”

“…”

“Are you flirting with me?”

“Is it working?”

“You know I’m a bass.”

“A bass what? Bass drum? Bass guitar? Are you an instrument?”

“I like to call myself an instrument of chaos!”

“Oh my god! **! Hi hi hi hi!”

“Hey how you doing?”

“I’m good!”

*walks away*

“I don’t even know her/him.”

“Let’s go socialize!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-“ *runs away screaming*

*sees someone that betrayed/hurt the friend passing by*

“I should’ve run em’ over/shot him/her.”

“**!”

“Every time I leave the room, they somehow manage to set something on fire “

** from the other room “Hey, *? We have a uh. Situation!”

*** also from the other room “Which is definitely not a fire this time! I swear!”

“Yeah! Ignore the smoke!”

“Oh geez... Every time!”

“Why would you run into a burning building?!”

*holding something that’s only important to them* “I have my reasons.”

“You broke my heart!”

“Damn, that’s unfortunate.”

“In a pie eating contest doesn’t matter if you win or lose, you get to eat pie.”

* *** says something bad about ** favourite thing*

“Honey! Can you take *** off the wedding list!?”

“You can’t say the s word around me!”

“What’s the s word?”

“Sociali-“

“AAAAAHHHHHHH”

“Come on! You have socialise!”

“I’d rather have my arms ripped off straight from my body with me awake as I watch dogs eat my limbs.”

“Why so detailed!?”

“Hey…I know we aren’t that close right now but I’ve got something I’ve been keeping from you since we became friends. Actually it’s kinda of the reason we became friends. I’m not sure if anyone’s told you yet but don’t let this make any awkward between us please. I need you to know that I’d like to still be friends afterwards. Can we still be friends after? I am dating the muffin man. I’m so sorry.” -***

—

“What the actual hell is wrong with you?” -**

—

“You didn’t answer my question :(“ -***

—

“Which one?” -**

—

“Can we still be friends?” -***

—

“do I have to?” -**

“You want some?” *offers food*

“No I’m okay.”

“Ok.”

“Can I have some?”

*glares at *** * “No.”

“Actually yeah I do want some.”

*gives food to *** *

“Thank you.”

“Yeah thank you.”

“*really dumb story from when they were in college*

“Moral of the story, kids? Don’t go to college.”

“Hey we can’t make it cause **’s (body part) is hurting.”

“My (body part) is always hurting. My life is just suffering and I’m use to it.”

“Where hurts?”

“My belly.”

“What are you allergic to?”

“Stomach pain.”

“We threw a kid into a ceiling.”

“How?!”

“So there wasn’t enough room for all of us-“

“SO YOU THREW ONE INTO THE ROOF?!”

“You believed in Santa for how many years? So I think you can believe in yourself for a few seconds.”

*Online*

“I gotta to go my pizza’s here.”

“Where’s my pizza?!”

“It’s on its way!”

*few minutes later*

“HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ORDER ME A PIZZA FROM (country on the other side of the world)!?”

“Which parent you think will be less pissed with you?”

“My dad.”

“Great I’m calling your mom.”

“You just woke me up, what happened?”

“I’m (usually a really big secret)”

“I’m awake now.”

“*dancing with a fake human manikin* So when can I dance with you?”

“When you stop stepping on the manikins feet.”

*the day they finally get it right.*

“So can I dance with you now?”

“Can you just walk in a straight line?!”

“I’ve never done anything striaght.”

“Me neither.”

“You want to say hi to everyone?”

“Noooo”

“Good girl/boy!”

*goes out to everyone*

“Yeah he/she not feeling well so I think I’m going to have to leave.”

“Why is 6 afraid of 7?”

“Um, well I assume because 7 is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating?”

“…”

“…Because 7 ate 9”

“I’ve got us a new pet!”

“I swear to everything if it’s another Roomba..”

“No it’s a new pet!”

*pulls out a Roomba*

“*insults but spelled wrong*” -***

“Dumbass. Unaffected.” -**

“You *insults But spelled wrong again.*” -***

“Hunny! Pack your bags I won the lottery!”

“Oh my god! What should I pack?!”

“Anything! Just get out of here!”

“Oh shoot! I forgot the keys at your parents house!”

“Don’t worry I got this.”

“*talking to the door*Hey. You look really beautiful and I know it’s been a while since we talked but it would mean a lot if you’d unlock for me.”

*door opens*

“Wha-? Explain!”

“Communication is key.”

“*talking about trauma*”

“*agree that it also happened to them*”

“*something that could not be related to said conversation in anyway shape or form.*”

“I’m confused. What does have this to do conversation? But cool.”

*sees man with green hair passing in front the car*

“We don’t kill people with green hairs.”

“What?”

“We don’t kill frogs.”

“What???”

“Dad joke I learned from my dad.”

“Bud I think you got it wrong..”

“My first question is how. My second question is how but in a different font.”

“What you want from the restaurant?”

“I want a huh….a huhhhhh..”

“I’ll get the usual.”

“Rock paper scissors”

“You see I win!”

“Gun.”

“What?!”

“Gun beats everything.”

“That can’t be legal man.”

“But can you afford a lawyer?! No you can’t!”

*sees friend doing something very illegal*

“I support (women/gays/men)’s rights. But I also support their wrongs.”

*doing something random*

*lays on their back*

“What am I doing with my life at this point.”

*lays in silence*

“Insanity is feeding me,isn’t it?”

*falls asleep*

“Can I ask you a question?”

“Sure.”

“Is *** even real?”

“WHAT?!”*laughs*

*explains why they think they aren’t real*

“Oh sweet **..of course their real!”

“** you have the craziness to be a smuggler.”

“*** you have the stupidity to be a pilot.”

“* you have the beauty to be a princess one day.”

“I’m straight up reporting you.”(*is male*)

“Guys I’m trusting you with all my idiotic heart.”

“That was your first mistake.”

“I’m a menace.”

“I was hoping you’d say that!”

“I’m looking at ** in a crop top, would that wake you up?”

“Yeah that would wake me up.”

“He’s like drag but he doesn’t actually do the drag he just becomes a woman.”(talking about mom friend)

“That is the second myth that serves him/her right after pushing him/her off a cliff.”

“HE/SHE IMMEDIATELY DIED-“

“He’s a watcher!”

“So he’s a stalker?”

“What’s on your to do list today?”

“First thing, no. Second thing, o.”

“You know what people say! Run straight into danger!”

“I need you to do a favour for me!”

“No thanks, I’m leaving.”

*answering the call* “Hello?”

“It’s ***.”

“What did he/she do this time?”

“No, it’s me, ***. It’s actually me.”

“What did you do this time?”

“Your roommate’s hot.”

“Wtf we’re dating. You’re literally my boy/girlfriend…. You’re right tho.”

"Free of charge, free (boy)friend for a day! (or however long you need him)"

“Are you advertising your (sibling/child)?”

“Yes I am!”

“Do you have a right hand man?”

“Do you want to be them?”

“You didn’t answer my question.”

“No I don’t.”

“Then yes, I would like to be your right hand man.”

“A (overpowered person) and a (another overpowered person).”

“Who would’ve thought?” *evil grins to each other*

"You want me to help you betray my husband?"

"Yeah, just give me a little help betraying your husband?"

"Yeah, go on then."

“Ah legend thanks.”

“I changed no to hell yeah in my dad’s phone.”

“Dad can I throw a party this weekend?” - **

“Don’t you need friends to throw a party?” - ***

“Hey what’s up?”

“Gas prices.”

“What do you want for your birthday?”

“(Something very normal like a properly good friend)”

“You should ask for something more realistic.”

“Like a Dragon!”

It’s not an oc without trauma!

“Snap your neck.”

“Okay.” *fakes break neck*

“What did you just say?!”

“I said that you’ve got NO elbow!”

“*starts childish argument*”

“I don’t know them.”

“My little **(child) is the cutest, would you like to see pictures from his first day of school?”

“I'd love to but I have somewhere to be-“

*locks the door* “No you don't”

“Just cause I’d try to kill you, doesn’t mean I should be arrested”

“Yes you do!”

“I didn’t mean it :(“

“Who would you take with you to be stranded on an island.”

“I’d take ** cause I feel like he’d taste good.”

“I agree!”

“Thanks- wait what?!”

“*** for as beautiful as you, I want to see your cat.”

“*something about themselves they know isn’t actually true*”

“Whatever floats your boat”

“Tho your boat is kinda sinking.”

“Baby when I have I ever cared if your broke or not?”

“We can grow together”

“Oh! That’s what I forgot! Knock me on my head,”

“What?!”

“Yeah! So I don’t forget.”

“Okay?! *lightly hits their head while saying thing they forgot*”

“No right here.” *points to spot on their head*

“Okay?! *lightly hits their head again while saying thing they forgot*”

“*adult arguing with their parent*”

“(Sibling/child), tell them I’m still their parent and they have to behave and listen to me!”

“Okay?!? *** you have to listen to you parent?!”

“Ugh I don’t fit in anywhere.”

“Me neither.”

“Did we just become friends?!”

“I think so.”

“You want food?”

“No I’m good.”

“You good with an empty stomach?”

“Yes.”

“Remind me of (something) later so I don’t forget on the way there.”

“Okay!”

“Remember that!”

“I will!*mumbles* I hope”

“You there! Duck you!”

“What-“ *gets knocked out*

“Why are you saying it like-“

“YOUR HIRED!”

“You already caused enough damage.”

“I did…BUT I CAN ALWAYS CAUSE MORE!”

“Yeah, yeah you could.”

“I forgot..”

“You what?”

“I forgort…”

“You what?”

“I forgorrrr…”

“And you said you’d never.”

*Does something insane but it works*

“He’s expertly straddles the line between genius and insanity very well.”

“I got us matching eye mask!”

“** I’m blind! I don’t need an eye mask!”

“What is that on your desk?!”

“37 empty energy drinks.”

“I left you home for 5 hours-“

“Cry me a river and I’ll drink your tears.”

“Do you want a tour? Please say yes-“

“Can you turn on the light?”

“You're the only light I need in my life.”

“….”

“***, I can't see”

“Are you complaining?”

“No.” *scared look*

“Are you going to eat the food or not?”

“I’m gunna eat it.” *scared look*

“I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.”

“Forget ‘I can fix him��, I saw this man/woman and I said ‘I can make him worse.’”

*gets stabbed*

“A knife! My favourite!”

“Your a bad influence!”

“Worst then **?”

“I don’t think that’s possible.”

“‘Separate the eggs’ like from the shells??”

“No- from the yokes and the whites.”

“There’s whites in here?! How’d you fit more then one white person in a egg?!”

“No-“

“I have all your passwords.”

“Wait actually?

“Yes??”

“Oh thank god, can you tell me them?”

“I’m the A in the LGBTQIA+.”

“Oh your asexual?”

“No, I identify as anxiety.”

“Here’s the guest list I made, where’s everyone you invited?”

*hands paper with names*

“How many people are on this?!”

“Just the ones that I like.”

“There’s 5 people!”

“That’s all the people that I like.”

“Hey ***, I’m sorry what happened last night”

“Hello, this is ***’s dad. You might want to run.”

“Why?”

“She/he just left the house with a baseball bat”

“Oh my gosh thank you! It was nice knowing you!”

“It was nice knowing you too.”

“Where are all the hot people?”

“You looking right at them!”

“But your ugly! Oh damn it.”

“I forgive you for this.”

“Sure, but never forget.”

“You are so irritating sometimes.”

“Wanna make out?”

“Yes.”

“Guys… We’re friends, right? Are we friends?”

“Worse. We’re family.”

“If I had a nickle for every time I've had to YELL to get you out of MY HOUSE I'd have!-“

*starts counting*

“You'd have two tho-“

“Give him a minute. Just... Let him think about something...for once. “

“(S)he's covered in blood again. Why is it (s)he's always covered in blood?”

“Well, it looks like it’s her/his own blood this time.”

“***, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.”

“Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.”

*takes a big bite of sandwich*

“What-“

“That’s a nibble.”

“It’s okay, we’re not late. No one’s there yet.”

“Are you guys apart of (group)?”

“Yes.”

“They’re there already”

“Shoot-“

*is very sad*

“Do you know why I’m sad?”

“Why?”

“Cause you’re not mine yet”

“Give it back! If you don’t I’ll chase you down!”

*other person runs away*

“I don’t feel like it.”

“We don’t have flyers, we have fallers”

*falls out the sky*

“She should apologise..”

“No.”

“What why?!”

“She should die.”

“Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just a loser in tinfoil.”

“If I was in a room with *, **, ****, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot **** twice.”

“I would shoot **** once then myself cause I can’t handle the other two.”

“I’d shoot **** once then line the other two up to get a double kill.”

“This is real life that wouldn’t work.”

*realises*

“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!”

“What’s missing?”

“Just my dignity.”

“They called me the B word!”

“Mother***ker doesn’t start with a b!”

“Seems like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.”

“Ignite it is.”

“Wow you’ve got energy”

“Nope! Anxiety”

*puts Their dog’s food on top of bones*

“Here you go, it’s a game called ‘find the bones while I find my will to live.’ Have fun”

*child does something scary*

“*everyone scared*”

“Spspspsps aw your adorable!”

“I’m about to cry. WHY ARE YOU OKAY?!”

“Why wouldn’t I be?”

“*thing they said that sounded like they were dying*”

“Oh. I forgot to update everyone didn’t I?”

“Say a word.”

“No.”

“What are you ashamed of?”

“Me”

This is for you Bunny(I KNOW YOU SEE THIS, DONT LIE)

I have been collecting incorrect quotes from IRL, things online or my own self. Have at it. I have to many and I really want to share :D

“You know, I used to think that ** was a bad influence on you.”

*arm stuck in somewhere it shouldn’t be*“Oh?”

“Now I realize that you both influence each other to do equally stupid things.”

“What has the world come to?!”

“Depression.”

“You can't make everyone like you; you're not **.”

“What? Not everyone likes **.”

“Who doesn't like **?!”

“Uh”

***, gripping *'s shoulders with the intensity of a thousand burning suns “Names, *, now. GIVE ME THEIR NAMES”

**(female) struggling to to open something so asks ****(male) to help but **** can’t open it so they ask ***(female) to help and they open it

“See ****, you have to become more feminine”

“What-“

“Cause even with barely any nails or with long nails the girls can open it better then you!”

“What do we say to the universe when we’re having a bad day?”

“How dare you seek to inconvenience me. I have been through things that you can’t fathom.”

“Why does it feel like the world fights me in every turn!?”

“Eat good food, happy thoughts come soon”

“Where is **?!”

“At very time and moment that is illegal to share-“

Honestly doesn’t take much to confuse me. I’m just a simple lad.

“YOU'RE A MONSTER! I'm so proud.”

“WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive”

"We're not dating, but we're devoted toeach other, and get jealous if someone hits on the other, but we are just friends"

“i'll cut your throat open, that'll shut you up!"

"you're beautiful...”

“Seems like I touch a nerve”*touches their own broken nerve* “AAAAH-“

"** brought emotional trauma to a knife fight”

“How much longer are we going to wait?”

“Just... give it a few more minutes.”

* ** continues to forcefully push at a door that says pull on it*

“I just drove thru a rainbow” -*

“am I gay now?” -*

“a gay drive-thru?”-**

“Cheers!”

“To what?”

“To my most beautiful and amazing boyfriend/girlfriend!”

“Huh? What? Do you have another one?”

“By the power invested in me.. gay”

“This is the best financial decision I’ve ever made”

“What colour you want? Red or white?”

“Thats blue and gold.”

“OH- thats a mistake!”

“What colour are the balloons?”

“Red(white), green(gold), purple(blue)”

“I thought you were blind but turns out your blind and colourblind”

(Extra)

“What?”

“I literally just ask what was next.”

“Huh?!”

“Oh so you’re deaf, blind, stupid and colourblind!”

“Oh i forgot your deaf, blind, stupid and colourblind! What don’t you have?!”

“Colours.”

“**, what don’t you have?”

“Brains?”

“What is this?! Vomit green!?”

“It’s olive..”

“It a mistake, that’s what it is.”

“Are you excited for (school name)?”

“Why would I ever be excited about school?”

“In my defence, I was left unsupervised!”

“I think I’ll die actually. Let’s try it!”

“You have to upgrade from a bystander and become-“

“A bully!”

“What you got there?”

*Very dangerous person behind them* “A smoothie?”

“Ah, yeah, I’ve heard about that! Rates are crazy in the States, right?”

“I’m from Canada.”

“Oh.”

“** you don’t have to talk. I have to talk.”

“If you push me, I can push you back.”

“No. You can’t.”

*in the other room*“Can I come out?”

“You’re gay?!”

“No! I can out like that last year!”

“I am a mosaic of every person I have ever loved”

“You Know other men/woman/gays and didn’t tell me?!”

“So, how did you two meet?"

“...You know, we actually legally can't answer that."

“As a members of the high gay council, he is gay.”

“Shout out to (person), gotta be one of my favourite genders”

“We'll blow up that bridge when we come to it."

"Nothing is getting blown up, **."

"The bridge is!"

“Not with that attitude”

“Remember guys, pain is just weakness leaving the body”

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take them back.”

“Aw, he’s cute and stupid. I’m keeping him.”

“He- he almost killed like half of us with that shit!”

“Shush.”

“Hey ** do you know about the autistic monkeys?”

“Wha- *laughs* N-nO”

“Good.”

*laughs* “that’s so funny, the autistic monkeys”

“I said Arctic Monkeys”

“Oh- *laughs* Y-yEah, I know the band”

“What- I mean monkeys that live in the arctic”

“Oh- we were not on the same page for this entire conversation”

“I DID IT! I MADE HER/HIM CRY!”

“In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”

“I- thanks?”

“Who needs hygiene when you got cake?”

“Your horrible and I love you”

#Bad bad very extra wrong incorrect quotes.#I habe so many #it takes a good minute or two to scroll through my notes cause of all the ones I’ve never sent here to the tumblrs #:D #I’ve become more flirty as the days go by #seen by the two really flirty ones lol #:3

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hotpinkrathian · 4 years ago

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Christmas Party

(Kyalin)

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Please..."

"Kya..."

"Lin it'll be fun." Kya promised.

"Games with the families are never fun. Do you want me to count how many times Su broke my nose playing pie in the face?"

"It wasn't that many."

"Four is a lot of times to break your nose, Kya."

"You got me there. But Lin, imagine, a big Christmas, on the island. Everyone is... happy,"

"Until we fight."

"And there's sweets at all hours of the day." Lin didn't look impressed.

"We can start drinking at 11."

"In the morning?" Kya nodded, causing Lin to raise an eyebrow.

"Go on," Lin said. Kya pursed her lips, placing a hand on Lin's waist, circling around the earth bender.

"And when everyone goes to bed, waiting for the morning, we go back to my room and celebrate like adults." Kya whispered the last line in Lin's ear, and Lin was blushing profoundly.

"Alright," Lin caved, "but I'm not babysitting for your brother." Kya stretched a hand out.

"Deal."

"Lin! Kya! So glad the two of you could make it!" Pema greeted. The temple was already buzzing with activity. Lin put her coat on the filled hanger next to the door observing the chaos behind Pema.

"Thank you for having us, Pema," Kya smiled, embracing her sister in law. Lin wasn't paying attention when she, too, was pulled into a hug. She raised an arm awkwardly around Pema, looking to Kya for help, instead just getting laughed at. When Pema pulled away, distracted by the sound of a clay pot crashing to floor, Kya sidled up to Lin.

"That was cute," Kya said.

"There wasn't even a warning. What did I do to deserve that?" Kya nudged her with an arm.

"You'll get used to it."

"Thats what scares me." Kya chuckled, walking over to Bumi who slammed a shot glass onto the table. Lin followed, impressed by Bumi's gusto, although, at this rate he'd be out by dinner.

"Bumi!" Kya called, "did you start without me?"

"Took to long, Kya, I'm already four ahead of you."

"That didn't help you last year, it certainly won't this year." Lin had vague memories of their sibling drinking contest. Tenzin only ever participated once, he lost so badly and was sick for a week after, he never did it again. Kya picked up a shot, lifting it to meet her brother's.

"To tradition!" She said.

"Tradition? To drinking!" Bumj corrected as they took the shot. Bumu turned to Bum-ju who squeaked behind him.

"See Lin," Kya started, "the secret to having a good pace, is waterbending." Kya explained, "manipulate a little alcohol out of the shot, replace it with water, and bam. Suddenly five shots feels like two."

"Thats cheating."

"We never set the rules, or if we did, we don't remember them. If he can find a way to manipulate his alcohol with airbending then he is free to so." Lin scoffed.

"Lets get something to drink, hmm?" Kya said, guiding them to the table in the living room the Avatar was dotting around.

"Beifong, Kya!" Korra said, raising her glass.

"Not too much of that," Lin said and Korra nodded.

"Absolutely Chief, I am relatively new to the world of alcohol I will absolutely pace myself." Lin side eyed her, as Kkrra grinned and shuffled over to Asami.

"Here," Kya said, passing Lin a drink.

"What is it?"

"Not sure, ran out of the first one so I mixed it with the next bottle." Lin looked at her skeptically, Kya just shrugged. Sje took a sip of the concoction, ignoring the bitter taste it left in her mouth. Kya must've seen it on her face, because she lifted an eyebrow, pressing a hand to Lin's jaw.

"Too bitter?" She asked.

"It's... fine, I guess. It'll do the job." Kya grinned, leaning close to Lin's ear.

"Later I'll do my job, and don't worry, what I have to offer is very sweet." Lin blushed as Kya took a nip at her ear, before swinging her long white ponytail in her face, and walking over to Pema. Lin watched her go, unsure of what she was supposed to do after that.

"Lin, its good to see you." A voice said from behind her. She turned to see Tenzin, standing there with a small grin to his lips. Lin nodded, extending her hand. He took it and they shook, Lin grinning.

"You too, airhead." He rubbed the back of his neck while he replied.

"Haven't heard that one in a while."

"I thought it was the perfect time to bring it back." He chuckled.

"So, how are things with you?" He asked. "I feel like we haven't talked much with all thats been going on with the refugee camps." Lin looked to Kya who met her eye, wasting no time in downing the shot in her hand, making sure to run her tongue all around the glass of the cup. Lin gulped returning her gaze to Tenzin, hoping her blush wasn't too noticeable.

"They've been good. I've been taking breaks." She said.

"Good, good. I'm glad, you deserve a break, Lin. Should you take it."

"Heh, you aren't getting rid of me that easy." He placed an arm on her shoulder,

"Of course not," he replied.

"Dinner is served!" Pema called out. Bolin and Korra tossed them selves over the sofa, racing for the first plate of the meal. Lin waited for everyone to settle before getting a plate of her own, sitting across from Kya at the large table that had been brought in by Asami to seat everyone.

"Should we say something?" Asami asked, before eating anything.

"Like what?" Korra asked, halting her fork full of meat inches from her mouth.

"I don't know. I guess I just..." the girl trailed off and Lin frowned. Of course, it was her first Christmas without her father.

Korra put her fork down, placing a hand on Asami's knee to comfort her.

"Go ahead," Korra said, "we'll wait." Everyone nodded, and Asami took a deep breath.

"Thank the spirits," Asami started, "for giving us the chance to have this season together. And for this great big family I inherited. I miss you dad," she finished. Everyone dipped their head. Asami cleared her throat, and with that, the feast began. It didn't take long for Lin to engage Senna in conversation, the Avatar's mother absolutely adored all of the Korra stories Lin had to share.

"She was arrested the first day she got here," Lin explained, "someone didn't get the memo that destroying things is against the law." Senna laughed, and Korra shrugged from down the table. Lin lifted her glass, she wasn't one for wine, but it fit the occasion. Before she could place it to her lips, however, she was kicked in the shin. She furrowed her brows, trying to look under the table. She landed her eyes on Kya, who sat across from her, staring intently at the metalbender. Kya but her bottom seductively, her leg brushing against Lin's under the table. Lin gave her a half-hearted warning look, and the waterbender winked.

Lin volunteered for the game, solely to escape Kya's teasing for just a bit. The waterbender had been throwing her glances all night, and Lin wasn't sure how much more of it she could take before she pushed her against a bathroom wall and well... the rest is up to her imagination.

"Wait what do I have to do?" Korra asked for the third time.

"You... again! Just, drink the shots," Asami said, "I'll handle the rest." Lin watched as Bumi expertly poured three shots each, before re taking his seat.

"Kya!" He called. Fabulous. "These count as part of the race." He declared.

"Seems like cheating to me," Kya said, placing a hand on her hip.

"Hey, a shot is a shot. Watch me of you feel so inclined." No please no-

"I will." Kya made an example of herself as she sat down, pulling her chair loudly to the table, right next to Lin. Lin didn't meet her eye, trying to stay focused on the task at hand. Kya's hand found its way to her thigh, her thin fingers sliding in between Lin's legs...

"Lets drink, shall we?" Lin said, downing her first one, starting the round. The game was simple, take a shot, flip through a deck of cards until you flipped an ace, first to three flipped aces, wins.

She began flipping her cards, well aware of Kya's hand gripping her thigh, her fingers hovering over the material of her pants.

"Go Bumi!" Kya cheered as her brother flipped his first ace. He downed his second just as Lin flipped her first ace. Korra was still flipping, her clumsy fingers getting a lot of help from Asami.

"Faster, Lin.' Kya said, almost mockingly. Lin gulped, feeling herself blush.

"Faster, Lin, Faster!" Lin ran a tongue over her lips. Focus. She flipped her second ace, reaching for her final shot. She took it like it was the only thing keeping her alive. At that moment, Kya decided to really squeeze her thigh, and Lin spat the shot out in suprise. She covered her mouth with a hand and looked to Kya, who was evidently playing dumb.

"Too much for you, Chief?" Kya asked. "I know you hate those coconut ones."

"Done!" Bumi shouted, slamming his glass on the table and standing up in triumph.

"Sit down before you hurt yourself, Bum'" Kya said.

"Hah! This old man just beat Chief Beifong and the Avatat in a drinking game. I think you're lacking Kya." He smirked, gripping the edge of his coat. Kya's eyes narrowed, and Lin watched as the waterbender stood up, taking the can next to Asami. She held it horizontally in her hands, thinking it over, before cracking into it with her nails and drinking out of the torn aluminum. Lin watched, oddly turned on by the action. Kya kept her eyes on her brother who's jaw was agape. Kya threw the can on the floor wipednher mouth with her arm, also hot, and sat back down.

"Thats got to be... what, like three more shots? I think your lacking Bumi." Bumi crossed his arms, storming away. Korra looked thoroughly impressed as Kya's newfound talent, getting the healer to promise to teach her. When the kids left, the two of them were left at the table in silence. Lin cleared her throat, hoping Kya would say something.

"I must've impressed you, you have nothing to say." Kya grinned, taking the cards and returning them to their boxes.

"I didn't know you could chug like that." Kya scoffed, stacking the boxes of cards in the center of the pile.

"Yes you did," the waterbender finalized. Before Lin could say anything more, Pema interrupted, lifting a leaf over their heads.

"What are you doing?' Lin asked.

"Its a mistletoe, Lin." Pema explained. Lin looked to Pema in confusion.

"Am I supposed to know what that means?" Lin asked, crossing her arms gruffly.

"Oh Lin, don't be so grumpy, you kiss whoever is under the mistletoe." Lin looked to Kya, who was undressing her with her eyes. This again?

"Alright, alright, fine." Lin leaned in for a quick kiss, taken aback when Kya gripped her face, holding her lips hostage under the mistletoe. Kya's tongue breached her mouth and Lin almost hummed at the soft groan Kya released. Kya pulled away, licking her lips modestly as the crowd cheered and whistled. Lin pressed her fingers to her lips. Pema looked mildly insulted she likely hadn't meant for the two of them to make out out under the mistletoe. To be fair, Lin hadn't expected it either. Lin looked down at the floor with a blush, while Kya sat there, smirking at the results of her handy work. Someone whistled, likely Bolin and Lin was urged to stand up. With a dip of her head she retreated to the washroom, closing the door behind her.

As she expected, it wasn't long before a soft knock rapped on the door. Lin opened it, stepping aside to let Kya though.

"Did I embaress you?" Kya asked, looking to Lin. Lin scoffed.

"Yeah, but I think I'll be fine." Kya's lips stretched into a grin. Lin pursed her lips, leaning against the sink when Kya pressed her chest against hers.

"Ready to get out of here?" The waterbender asked. Lin nodded,

"I've been ready the whole night." Kya laughed.

"I know you have." Kya took Lin by the hand, the two of them snuck passed those who remained at the party and up the narrow stairs of the Air temple, celebrating by themselves for the rest of the night.

#legend of korra #kyalin #lin beifong #kyalin during the holidays #i know they dont have christmas and neither do i but I want to give it a shot #i love Kya teasing Lin its the most solid hc

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aceofspadegrass · 4 years ago

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Can you maybe make a fic of just me and Niragi chilling and hangin out together at the beach?,just Niragi being calm for just one day.

(Of course his lynx and Fanta has to be there...and Dori)

And then Niragi would question things such as "Can I see your hair?" And I would say "No,only girls and family relatives can see it" "Why aren't men aloud to see your hair?" "Because,they will judge on just by or appearance and not our personality" "So does that mean,Kuina,Ann and Mira can see your hair?" "Yes,yes they can. We even has a girls sleepover party at Kuina's room that day with Ace and Chloe" And Dori dressing up as a women is like "A-and I'm not invited!?" "Dori,you're a boy..a grown man dressing up as smexy lady-"

A Chat with Ila

Characters: @a-simp-20, Niragi Suguru, Dori Sakurada

Genre: Fluff. Just @a-simp-20 vibing with Dori and Niragi and talking about hijabs! :D

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Hehe, sorry I finally got around to this! I was taking a little fanfic break after posting 6 fics in a row, you understand right? (I say break as if it hasn’t even been a week pfft-)

I’m going to try my best to incorporate your culture, okay? Okay. :D I hope you like it @a-simp-20! Here, have this nice picture as well. (Sorry for tagging you three times in a row-)

It was late into the day, and wandering about the Beach was a group. It consisted of two men, a lady, and two animals, happily chatting amongst each other about normal topics, like how soft pillows were and the legality of eating fried crickets as a snack.

Which, by the way, was completely legal in certain cultures.

Fanta was happily trotting besides Dori, who was more focused on trying to paint his nails with clear polish on the move, humming a song. On the other side of him was Catra, the lynx wearing a rubber duck on her head for the sheer fun of it. Said rubber duck had a tiny felt cap on it, tiny lettering spelling the word ‘Chicken’ in Hiragana.

People naturally got out of the way upon seeing Niragi, but Niragi wasn’t even paying attention to them, knowing full well his sheer presence was enough to cause a reaction. That way he could focus on talking to Ila about totally normal human endeavours.

“ Have you ever sat in a bath in the dark with a little bit of light? It’s actually really soothing as long as you’re not scared of the dark, and it’s really quiet too!” Ila chirps, walking besides the bottle of black tea, Niragi shrugging. He’s never really had the time for himself for something like that. It sounded amazing though, and maybe when he had the time he would do it, even using scented candles and even bath salts. Ila smiles up at him. “ Aww, you really should, you look like you need one!”

“ Wh- Hey! What does that supposed to mean?!” Niragi accuses as he looks down at Ila, who smiles at him.

“ It’s really nice, that’s all! Especially here, where there’s so much violence going on, there needs to be a time to relax and ease your stress!”

Niragi just squints at her, then leaves it be. Ila had good intentions, so he just continues onwards, Dori humming behind Niragi and Ila.

“ If you want to, Niragi, I wouldn’t mind it if you wanted to borrow some of my bath salts! They’re some of my favourites, but don’t expect them to smell like anything. I prefer the unscented ones.” Dori offers Niragi, who just waves off his doppelgänger as they approach the TV room. The group enters, Fanta and Catra hopping onto the couch and claiming it as their own until Niragi shooed them off to sit on the ground instead. Fanta was a lot more nicer about that, Catra baring her teeth a little at Niragi, the overcooked barbecue giving her the disappointed dad look complete with his hand on his hip until Catra finally complied, Ila taking a seat right where the cat was previously, Dori taking the other side of the couch. That left Niragi to the middle, but he doesn’t take a seat just yet, heading over to the DVD case to pick out a movie for them to pass the time with. He pulls out a random case, squinting at the cover.

“ Hey, Sakurada. Why the hell are you on this?” Niragi holds the case up and looks to Sakurada. Sakurada comes over and peers at the case, gasping a little in recognition.

“ Oh! That’s Orange! It’s actually really good!” Dori smiles happily at seeing his face on the cover, even if it was really small. Niragi hums, looking at the cover. He points to the main characters on the cover, squinting at it.

“ The fuck, why are these two on here-“

“ Hm? Oh, that’s just Yamazaki and Tsuchiya! They’re actors as well! I kind of hope they’re alright, I haven’t seen them around lately-“

“ How many of you clone fuckers are out there-“

“ Well technically-“

Niragi holds a hand up, hushing Sakurada. “ Never mind, I don’t care anymore. Let’s just watch this.” Sakurada mutely nods and goes back to sitting on the couch, Fanta hopping back up and splaying his body across Sakurada’s lap, Sakurada chuckling in amusement and giving his dog a few belly tickles. Ila was visibly happy as well, Niragi sliding in the disc and going to sit down as the movie started to run.

Two hours later, and Ila was already talking about the movie and how nice it was, Sakurada nodding along with her as she went on. Niragi remained quiet, admittedly not having paid much attention to the movie or its plot, using it more like background noise and eye candy as he zoned out. He wasn’t really much of a romance drama movie kind of guy anyways, got too mushy for his taste.

Still, no use in spoiling Ila and Sakurada’s joy in the movie. Even Fanta seemed to be joining in on the fun, tail wagging excitedly as he sat there on Sakurada’s lap. Catra had sat at the foot of the couch the entire time, content where she was and occasionally grooming her huge paws and then settling said paws on Niragi’s foot and kneading it. It was a weird experience, but ultimately harmless.

The conversation soon died down, shifting to fashion sense, and Niragi’s attention moves to Ila, more importantly on the hijab on her head. It was actually a pretty salmon colour, and his staring contest with the side of her head went on too long, as his eyes met with a very amused face, Ila blinking and waving a hand in front of his face, snapping him out of it.

“ Is something wrong? Is there like…. lint on my head?”

“ Ah, no- Just wondering why you wear that. I don’t think anyone has seen your hair.” “ Well, men haven’t! That’s kind of the point! I’m a Muslim, and that means women wear these as a sign of modesty.” Niragi tilts his head. Why be modest here? It’s the Borderlands, technically anyone can do whatever they want. Then again, he guesses it applies to wearing it the same way as not wearing it. “ So….. why not?”

“ Well, it’s simple! We want people to not look for appearances and instead look for what’s right here!” She pats her chest, right where the heart was. “ It’s to keep men unrelated to us from seeing something they aren’t allowed to! If you were, for example, to marry a Muslim woman, then she’s allowed to show her hair to you, but only then! Otherwise that’s off limits to you!” Ila explains happily, Niragi slowly nodding and taking in the info.

“ So…. what about the ones that aren’t men?”

“ Then they’re allowed to see my hair! In fact, we, as in Ann, Kuina, Chloe, and Mira have sleepovers over in Kuina’s room! It’s actually really fun! Oh, but immediate male family members are allowed, but that’s it!”

There was a mildly offended gasp from Sakurada, who holds his hand over his heart. “ What? And I’m not invited to them? Even though I look stylish?”

Ila giggles, shaking her head. “ Even if you wear the prettiest dress and the nicest wig, you’re still identified as a male, and can’t be allowed to see my hair, Sakurada! It’s nothing against you, you’re doing great, it’s just how my religion functions between the relationship between men and women! It also means you and Niragi aren’t to touch me, even in a friendly context!” “ Wh- So you’ve never had a hug?” Niragi furrows his eyebrows a little, confused.

“ I have, just not with men.” Ila explains politely, still smiling. “ Being polite and modest is just how we are, that’s all! Of course, some cases of being touched by men are absolutely necessary, like with doctors, but when we can, we highly prefer not to be touched by non-mahram.” Niragi and Sakurada both nod at her words, Fanta barking. Sakurada point to Fanta. “ Does Fanta count?”

“ Well, not really? There’s technically different rules in set for dogs, but that’s for another time.” Ila responds, and gets up with a hum. “ Hey, wanna go see how many plastic ducks we can fit in Chishiya’s room?” Niragi grins, getting up so fast off the couch it almost was like he was ejected from it by a spring and running out the door, Fanta barking and running after him, Sakurada chuckling and getting up at a reasonable pace.

“ Come on, what are you waiting for! Let’s go fuck with the whipped cream pie!” Niragi yells, Ila laughing and following behind him along with the rest of the squad. It was a pleasant evening for some chaos after a nice long chat.

#aib #alice in borderland #aib fanfic #alice in borderland fanfic #niragi suguru #sakurada dori #niragi deserves a cat #I went ahead and did a bit of research to make sure that it was accurate enough-#this was actually really nice to write not gonna lie-#i don't know your stance on eating fried crickets so I kept it mostly vague-#it really just became a part of talking about muslim culture in a normal conversation #a real teaching moment for them :D #yes I included a sakurada acting career reference just because-#p.s. they got 102 ducks in his room before chishiya noticed-#ask

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sentofight · 4 years ago

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plots please! for victor, balan and rokurou

send me “plots please” for plot ideas | accepting | @juwul

i mean i send you all the ideas i have on dis/cord lmao but lessee......

victor & plum

oooh what if another fractured dimension victor comes and plum mistakes him for her victor and that jerk plays along until he uses her as bait to lure the real victor out so he can kill him? talk about baiting and luring people run in the family forever huh...

IM THINKING ABOUT KID LUDGER IN SOME FRACTURED DIMENSION MEETING PLUM WHEN SHE ASKS VICTOR TO LET HER COME WITH HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. adowable lud hours.

balan & plum

could have three way thread kind of with victor too. plum coming to watch his examinations for support.

exodus!balan tho.....fractured dimension when he went with gilland too and works for him..................h e h. i remember i wrote a verse for it on my old balan blog...oh sad..(i dont remember a thing but welp)

rokurou & plum

post game! he follows her around to repay her for taking care of his wound from a previous battle. plum now has a loyal bodyguard until he pays his debts lol

for your multi muses ehehehehe

victor & julius

fractured dimension meeting? julius is onto him but like welp. can we just sit down and eat something...and talk?

maybe we can have a thread in that time ludger became victor or something?

balan & peach

EXPLORING THREAD1!!!! HE JUST TAKES HER OUT FOR A WALK AND THEY EXPLORE MAYBE REIZE MAXIA OR SOMETHING. dad doter time.

ooooooooooooooooooooo peach going berserk for some reason????? yes.

maybe a thread with peach going around trigelph then just turns back to her original form. people get scared call her monster. throw things at her. she runs back to the apartment asks balan why was she born? and stuff....que for mad dad moment. one time in life moment.

balan & julius

pre xillia 2 events. they seem kind of in good terms ngl and i wanted more of their conversations....julius calling alfred alfy.........please....balan and julius got to be the bros who keep tabs on the people they love for the sake of teasing them sobs.

balan & alvin

childhood threads??? just fun events in their childhood before alvin get whisked away??

xillia 1 events!!!! especially after balan found him first in twenty years....pls.

xillia2 hmmm asking the questions neither of them could first time they met.

also .....please. can alvin start a peach pie bakery? fund it and balan would be forever in debt to you. he will support the business cuz’.

rokurou & vicious

oooh rokurou sees vicious demon form...........yas. rokurou: biiich you demon too? nice.....FIGHT ME.

since cre/storia is still going on idk what else...but maybe roku helping the gang to hide or something

rokurou & eizen

BEH YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT GIVE ME DRAGON EIZEN AND DEMON RORIN ROKUROU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wouldnt mind........fluff........;;u;;; just give them fluff damnit

drinking contest when lmao

rokurou & zavied

hrhmhhm we can do three muses thread too with eizen.........move away, zavy, rokurou is here to kick dragoeizen ass. so what he is 20 time bigger. he can still kick it. they ......think the same after all..........sobbing.

#OOC.| FATY SPEAKS #juwul #[[what is on the top of my mind;;;

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peace-coast-island · 4 years ago

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Diary of a Junebug

Sandwiches and charming little huts

Walking the trails of Charm Villa is like stepping into a bright, colorful, and cute notepad. Rolling hills with vibrant green grass and colorful flowers scattered all over. On the tops of the hills are rustic and whimsical little cottages and huts, as well as shops, cafes, and a library. Take a picture and you’d think it was from a stationery set!

After sleeping in until around eleven we met up with Gutsy and Livvy at Coffee Studios for a tour of Charm Villa. Gutsy’s a college friend of Daisy Jane who just moved to the village a few months ago. Livvy’s her niece - first cousin once removed - and she and Jack - her dad/Gutsy’s cousin - own Coffee Studios. The cafe was founded by Gutsy and Jack’s grandma, then it was passed down to Jack’s mom, and after she retired her son and granddaughter now run the place.

The cafe’s best known for their sandwiches and every few months they set up a contest for a new sandwich to add to the menu. Livvy was the one who started that tradition and it got popular so it stuck. Guess what today happened to be? While Lolly, Pancetti, Biskit, and Lyman prepped for the contest, the rest of us hung around the village before meeting back around 3 for the contest.

I’ve only met Gutsy a handful of times over the years and she always leaves an impression. The name Gutsy - short for Augusta - fits her to a T. She said that she never thought her impulsiveness and wild imagination would make her a good detective and yet there she was solving crimes and saving the day. Gutsy really does remind me a lot about Jamie, except a lot more extroverted and bold. Honestly, I’m surprised that they haven’t crossed paths yet.

So far Gutsy’s enjoying the peaceful village life. It’s a huge change of pace compared to her old life. Gutsy grew up in a boarding house that also ran a stable so her life revolved around horses since forever. Her father died when she was seventeen, opening up a can of worms that led to her getting tangled up with an embezzling scheme that he was involved in and indirectly caused his death. After exposing the crime, Gutsy joined a task force dedicated to investigating crimes relating to shady underground practices involving horses like racing and such.

Daisy Jane and Gutsy met in college when they became roommates. At the time Gutsy was considering studying to be a veterinarian but ended up dropping out a year later because the task force was starting to take over her life. In retrospect, the whole being a vet thing wasn’t meant to be for her.

Being a detective was an unexpected turn for Gutsy, one that no one saw coming - and yet, at the time, it made sense. For a while, she felt that she found her calling, especially after being betrayed by what her dad and his friends had done. Maybe, in a way, she was trying to absolve him of his misdeeds. Solving mysteries and working with horses, what else can she ask for?

But then around last year things went sour. Investigating crimes has its dangers, which Gutsy knows all too well. She can handle being a target, but when loved ones are in the line of fire, that’s where she draws the line. The birth of her daughter Lulu led to Gutsy reevaluating her life choices. Eventually she decided that it was time to move on and give Lulu a stable childhood.

That’s why she decided to settle in Charm Villa. Other than her cousins and a small handful of relatives, Gutsy doesn’t have much family. With Lulu to take care of, a journey of self discovery was out of the question so she opted to stick close to family for practical reasons. With Livvy in college and only coming home every other weekend and Jack having experience as a young single parent as well as needing help with the cafe, Gutsy knew she and Lulu would be in good hands.

While she finds herself much happier and less stressed in Charm Villa, Gutsy does miss being around horses. As far as she knows, the nearest stable is about two hours away so she hasn’t had a chance to visit yet. Maybe when Lulu’s a little older, she says. For now, Gutsy and horses are taking a long break.

The way she describes it is like a close relationship that has gone a bit too codependent. All her life she grew up surrounded by horses so she related to them more than people. Her views on the family she grew up with, especially her dad, have been clouded in recent years. When she put together the pieces, she didn’t want to believe it, but at the same time, it all made sense. While being a detective gave her a sense of purpose, it also showed Gutsy how deceiving people can be. She always - and still - find horses more trusting than people, so in a way she relied on them as a crutch. Do it for the horses - that was her mantra whenever she tackled a case that would push her limits. Then that led to her letting the task force take over her life to the point that she had nothing outside of that.

Eventually it got to the point where all she cared about was getting the truth out. Right and wrong, black and white, collateral damage was unfortunate but it didn’t matter as long as what’s done is done. As a result, Gutsy ended up burning a lot of bridges, which in turn made her question if she did more harm than good.

Lulu was her wake up call, the one who turned Gutsy’s life upside down and forced her to reevaluate her future. Being a parent wasn’t in the cards for her but in the end she made her choice. While the idea of raising a kid is still terrifying for her, so far it seems to be the best thing to happen to her. After spending most of her life jumping headfirst into danger and chasing thrills, Gusty realized the weight of her actions and how one can’t always jump to conclusions or make poor judgements just to get ahead of everyone else.

Maybe it’s another attempt to right her dad’s wrongs - that’s still something she struggles with - but Charm Villa, the cafe, Lulu, her cousins, it’s been doing her a lot of good. There’s still a lot that Gutsy’s uncertain about, but getting herself out of a bad place is a good first step. After everything she’s been through, I hope she finds that peace of mind she deserves. From the looks of it, I think she’s finding her way.

Around 1:30 we headed back to the cafe to help set up for the sandwich contest. When we were done, we had time to kill so Jack and Livvy gave us a tour of the kitchen. Then we made lattes and bread, which was a lot of fun. By the time we were able to master latte art, it was time for the contest to begin!

Candy Fruit Sando by Lolly A super sweet take on the cute Japanese fruit sandwiches! To kick things up a notch, the fruits are coated with a sugary syrup for an extra crunch! Fresh ripe fruit candied to perfection, freshly whipped cream that feels like eating a cloud and a soft and pillowy brioche to tie it all together - it’s the perfect addition to any bento box! Rod - Candied fruit?! Genius! 9/10 Snooty - I just wanna take pictures of it and make my friends jealous over how pretty it looks! 10/10 Sylvana - Strawberries and cream are a winning combo! 8/10 Audie - Aesthetic and yummy - that’s a win for me! 9/10

Spa Day Sandwich by Pancetti In need of shaking up your skin care routine? No need to swap out your face mask or moisturizer when you can have a sandwich instead! All the freshest veggies guaranteed to give you a healthy glow like cucumbers and seaweed seasoned with a zesty citrus glaze on a slice of lightly toasted pumpernickel. Snooty - My skin’s already feeling great! 7/10 Sylvana - This kinda reminds me of a salad, but in sandwich form! 6/10 Audie - This was definitely inspired by a spa! 6/10 Rod - Skip the moisturizer, go for the sandwich! 7/10

The Ultimate Dessert Sandwich! by Biskit What happens when you mash a pie, cake, and pudding into one? Well, we’re about to find out with this sandwich! The bread’s kinda like a pie crust/brioche hybrid and the sauce is a rich caramel custard. In between are thin slices of red velvet cake, blueberry-ginger pie filling, and slices of yellow cake. Sylvana - If this doesn’t satisfy your sweet tooth, I don’t know what will! 8/10 Audie - Talk about indulgent! 6/10 Rod - Perfect for a cheat day after an intense workout - but only in moderation! 7/10 Snooty - Are you sure this is a sandwich? 5/10

Take a Bite of Nature! by Lyman Need a palate cleanser after having too many sweets or processed foods? Nothing like fresh organic veggies to put your body back in balance! Green, leafy veggies, rustic roots, and crisp, sweet fruit on sprouted bread - all the flavors of nature in one tasty package! Audie - Crunch, crunch, crunch! 7/10 Rod - I wonder if this will make a good post-workout shake… 7/10 Snooty - Turn the bread into croutons and add some dressing and it’s a rustic salad! 8/10 Sylvana - This is probably better than some of the stuff they sell at health food stores 7/10

#animal crossing #animal crossing pocket camp #Diary of a Junebug #headcanon ramble

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krystalsins · 5 years ago

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PROJECT XVI (ft. Dolan Twins)- FANFICTION

WATTPAD | RATED R

FANFIC SUMMARY:

𝗢𝗨𝗥 setting takes place in the present time. Our world. With the same famous people. And everyone else that completes our life.

The same goes for Amberleigh Anne Fleur, a seventeen year old on the road to finishing high school. Encouraged to join her peers in a fieldtrip, she encounters more than just nature, as love untangles before her in the oddest of ways.

Now in love with her first love, she knows she doesn't need anything else in the world. She's finally complete, dating one of the hottest influencers in the world.

How could life get any more perfect than that?

WARNINGS: drug abuse, violence, smut, physical/mental abuse, strong language, graphic depictions, possible mentions of suicide

CHAPTER ONE: THE BOLD COUSIN

𝗔𝗹𝗹 I had done throughout the bright, sunny Friday was stare at my cracked ceiling from my bed, with my out of tune classical guitar on one side and my dying laptop on the other.

Tomorrow's the day I'd be joining my peers for a fun, rewarding trip to the mountains after such strenuous efforts to making it throughout the entirety of senior year, and my mom had just peaked inside the room to remind me about packing the essentials.

The essentials consisted of everything you don't find in the mountains. So, two in one shampoo and conditioner packages, toothbrush and toothpaste, extra underwear and a pair of bathing suits in case we went swimming.

Right now, she was threatening me to bring food.

"Because, what if you'll starve and you have nothing to eat? Better to be safe than sorry, honey"

My mother had been in the US for a long time now, but you can still hear the thick accent of her mother tongue, a dialect with a name I can never remember.

She and my dad (also with a weird named dialect I don't remember) met in one of her trips to New York.

I can't speak it either. But I do understand it whenever they talk in them.

"It's fine, I'll just drop by the store tomorrow or something before we leave." With a slight understanding nod, she reminds me about dinner and sleeping early before leaving my room.

Standing up with the need of listening to some music, my phone buzzes once, twice, thrice, until it's falling off the stand and I catch it.

ERIKA iMessage Today 7:51PM

AMBER!

AMBERLEIGH!

COME DOWN TO YOUR FRONT PORCH. YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT

With a frowning face, I push aside my window curtains to see my cousin Erika standing on our front porch.

Her parents and my parents live a few blocks from each other and we, as a family, have been to each other's houses ever since we were six.

Mom had invited her for dinner, and even though I had begged her not to, she still did.

She thought it would be nice that we got along before I disappeared in between the mountains for over a week and a half, and I didn't mind. There were just stuff and certain things that bothered me about her.

"Hey! My favourite cousin!" She stands with her arms wide open and a grin bigger than Australia.

"Don't tell me. You tried to make yourself some facial cream slash potion that somewhat works and now you want to try it on me" I say with a voice so monotone as she hugs me.

"Nope, even better"

"Your parents told you to stay home?!" I gasp and cheer in a fake, teasing manner.

"Amber." She rolls her eyes at me. "You know how we played that wooden game like, last month?"

"How could I forget" My eyes become hooded at the memory as I step aside and she strolls right in, happily. I close the door.

"That Ouija game you somehow convinced me to play with you"

"Since that was fun —"

"—It wasn't. Gave me nightmares for two weeks straight—"

"—I was thinking we could play another game" She raised her eyebrows so high I though they were gonna fall off.

"Oh no." I groan, resting a hand on my hip, knowing damn well where this was going.

She was either going to convince me about doing black magic or some sort of witchcraft that I'm not too thrilled about.

I know I haven't been the best believer, but when it came to stuff like this, it was always a 'No thank you' for me. Like my mom always says, better safe than sorry—Her long-life motto.

"Relax—"

"Erica, c'mon in!" My mom smiled at the end of the hall. "You can leave your bag in Amber's room"

"Bag?" My eyes widened. "What bag, I thought she was only going to stay over for dinner?"

"Oh, yeah" Erica flashed her braces. "My mom told me I could sleep over—"

"Lord." I sigh exaggeratedly. "Why"

Erica has always been the risk taker of the family. Always living life on the edge. Always asking for trouble... and fun. I admired her sometimes, because she always had the courage I lacked.

I, on the other hand, was the total opposite. Always playing it safe, always the one to analyse the situation and the circumstances before making a move. Never asking for trouble.

I was usually quiet too, which explains my empty love life. While I've been stuck being eighteen—turning nineteen in a few weeks— my cousin had just turned seventeen, and has already experienced more than I have.

If she had her first kiss at the age of twelve... I'll leave you guessing with the rest.

"Listen, I'm sure whatever it is that you want to try tonight, I won't say yes to, because I still have a lot of packing to do" I nod my head at her slowly, hoping she gets what I'm trying to tell her.

"Not a prob, you just go over there and do that," She motions at the entire room with her hands "and I'll be on your bed with the cards"

I cock an eyebrow at her. "Cards?"

I stand up and grab the vacuum cleaner, remembering how my mom told me nearly five times to clean my room before leaving for the field trip.

I'm not too thrilled about this either. But it has to be better than hearing whatever Erica had to say.

"Like, Uno Cards?"

Erica chortles and claps her hands twice. "No, you idiot. Tarot cards"

"Great. Another witchcraft. I'm going straight to hell"

"Oh, will you relax. Stop being such a pussy"

I roll my eyes.

"Besides, I've done it on myself this afternoon"

I ignore her as I plug the vacuum and start cleaning, picking up every item of clothing that's on the floor and tossing it on my bed to form a pile I'd have to fold later.

The loud sucking of the machine overpowers Erica's high-pitched voice, which only makes her have a sound contest with the vacuum and yell even louder.

"Okay! I'm going to start now! How about you sit down for a minute?!"

"No can doo!" I drag the vowels with an awkward smile "You heard what your auntie said!"

"Never mind, this is okay too!"

I grunt when I duck to pick up random pens and pieces of paper scattered all over the floor, as I watch her from the corner of my eyes.

Her long fingers had colourful acrylics on and wore big fat, metal rings her grand mothers used to use.

She begins shuffling and flicking the cards one behind another with closed eyes, muttering inaudible words under her breath.

It stays like this for a few seconds, and then a minute, before a few cards fall out and she takes out two more from the top.

She flips them over on the bed, placing them side by side in a straight line. Her eyes linger on every card, as her hands go back and forth straightening the cards.

The big grin she was wearing only a few seconds ago is now long gone, as she keeps a straight face.

I turn off the vacuum, suddenly interested in my fate. "What do they say?" I walk closer to peak at the cards.

"This is the most confusing pile I've ever seen" Her eyes squint, trying to decipher the message on the cards.

"Yeah, it is also your second time doing this, so..."

"Third, actually"

"It doesn't ma—"

"Look, it's basically saying that you're finally becoming independent. You're going to find your way."

"What the heck, what way"

"I don't know. Your path?"

"Yeah, okay. What else?"

"You know what?" Erica chuckles. "I'm suddenly hungry for some pie" She says and tucks the cards back into the stack. "You want some?"

"That's all it said?"

"Mhm" She hums approvingly, standing up and securing her cards with an elastic band. She shoves them into her bag.

"I'll go then, seeing that your chores are still undone. Pie awaits!"

And like that she's gone from my room, leaving me puzzled at her odd reaction.

She never left anything unfinished, not even that Ouija game we once played. She was always the one to finish whatever it is she started.

But there was a look that I'd never seen in her eyes, not in the seventeen years we've been back and forth to each other's houses.

A look of unease. Worry. For the first time ever in her life, she didn't look honest.

So what did she exactly see in those cards?

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lil-sister-winchester · 6 years ago

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HI!! Sam x daughter!reader Drabble with prompts #4 and #39 pleaseee lysmmmm♡

4- I can’t sleep

39- Don’t worry I’ve got you

PROMPT LIST ASK BOX

A/n- I love you so much as well my bby :,))

Even in your own king size bed, you still couldn’t get to sleep. Flashes of your uncle Dean as a demon were racing through your memory. Even in his demonic state of mind, he would have never hurt you- your dad however, well that was a different story.

The amount of punches that your dad took was astonishing- yet possibly more painful for you to watch. You wanted to help so bad but you knew your dad would have killed you instead for trying to save him. You are his baby girl after all.

Sleepily walking into your dads room, you weren’t surprised to see him still up himself. Putting down an old lore book he patted the bed by his side, “come here (Y/n), what’s wrong?”

Sitting by your dad and leaning on him you mumbled, “I can’t sleep. I keep thinking about uncle Dean.” You say, wiping tears from your eyes.

“Oh (Y/n).” He scooped you up and gently rocked you like a baby, you are his baby girl after all. “I promise we will find a cure for Dean, these things take time pumpkin.”

Despite his gentle words of comfort it still wasn’t enough to hush your cries, “I just want him back Dad- I miss having pie eating contests.” One tiny chuckle escaped before it was overthrown again by sadness.

“I know (Y/n), I know. I miss him too. He knows we are hurting and he is as well, even if doesn’t seem like it sometimes.” He paused as you looked up at his black eye and started to cry even more, “Shh (Y/n), don’t worry about me please, don’t worry, I’ve got you sweetie shh.”

It took Sam half an hour but you finally calmed down, he gently placed you in his bed and tucked you in. Swiping the remaining tears on your face he stroked a stray piece of hair behind your ear.

Even when you think all hope is gone Sam always manages to get you to have a small glimpse of hope, even if it’s the tiniest bit of hope, your dad always makes you feel better,

You are his baby girl after all.

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dean-bluesteel-winchester-spnfam · 5 years ago

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Every question.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Ohhh yes ;)

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?Nope. I never saw Cassie again since I saved her more than ten years ago. Lisa doesn’t even remember me. And Robin? Nope I visit her once at the restaurant she works at but that was also a long time ago.And I mean... why would I?

3. Have you taken someones virginity?Yeah I did.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?Actually yeah. I mean I got myself a family that I trust but it was always hard for me to start trusting someone. Now when I do trust someone, then it isn’t an issue anymore.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?‘Hang out’ heh? That’s how the kids call it today? But really, of course I do. Woke up next to him a few hours ago.

6. What are you excited for?Don’t tell anyone. Maybe christmas. Definitively for my wedding.

7. What happened tonight?Hmm. I made dinner, we watched a movie. Cas was telling me about some new facts about bees. I tried to teach him pool. He disctracted me. We went to bed ;)

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?What even is this question? Get wasted if you wanrt. Just be safe.

9. Is confidence cute?I think so.

10. What is the last beverage you had?Whiskey.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?Eh let’s see. Mom, Jody, Donna, Ellen, Jo, Charlie, Claire, Alex. So eight.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?Ugh. Yeah. But I never wore them. Dunno. Probably look stupid.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?Trying to teach Cas pool again. Or maybe watch a movie and just enjoy a nice day without almost dying.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?Hmmm good question. Probably pie. But I’m also eying some classes I’d love to take. So maybe.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?Oh hell yes.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?People always change a bit. I think maybe it’s little things. I do hope to get happier. Without having to worry all the time.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?@anangelamuse-castiel-spnfam

18. The last time you felt broken?When Jake killed Mom and Cas walked away from me.

19. Have you had sex today?Not yet. Wish me luck.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?What should I realize?

21. Are you in a good mood?Yeah.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?Honestly? I think it’d be kinda badass. But I can already hear Cas and Sammy scolding me.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?Nope. I have no idea why my eyes turned out to be so green.

24. What do you want right this second?Cas.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?I hate this question. If he would kiss somebody else and *wants* to be with them, I’d let him go. No matter how that would hurt.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?Yes it is.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?I don’t think so. I mean laughing is so important and Cas makes me laugh all the time (not always on purpose).

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?Cas asking Sam why his hair looks like that.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?Sure do. Mostly my mom. But I also miss Cas and Sammy when they are away.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?Yes.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?No. He’s my brother.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?Yeah. I mean he didn’t for a long time, but I was brave and finally told him.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?Yeah kinda. Like really rare that I order soda.

34. Listening to?Led Zeppelin.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?Sometimes.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?Yeah I can hear the shower and you know what? He sings sometimes in there.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?Ask me ten years ago, I’d say no. But when Cas came into that old barn? All powerful and hot? Maybe I got hard. But really the love came after I really got to know him.

38. Who did you last call?Charles. Invited her over.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?Cas. I just dunno grabbed him and spun him around in the bunker. I think he was kinda surprised but it was nice.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?Because I wanted the pie he baked. No, because I love him of course. Wished him a goodnight like that.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?Donna gave me some a few weeks ago. So good, but not pie.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?No... they are both dead.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?When do I not? Just yesterday I slipped in the shower and Castiel saw it while he brushed his teeth. A+

44. Do you tan in the nude?I try to tan, but it never works. I get only more freckles.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?No.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?Yeah. Cas always talk to me to sleep, so I can shut my brain off.

47. Who was the last person to call you?Cas or Sammy.

48. Do you sing in the shower?....No?

49. Do you dance in the car?Hell yes.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?Yeah quite a lot actually. Comes in handy while hunting.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?Oh... never actually. Or does the mugshot count?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?Yeah. But I like them anyway.

53. Is Christmas stressful?I have no idea? I just sounds nice.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?No.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?Everyone thinks it’s apple. And while I kill for apple pie, cherry is even better.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?After that with Mom, I wanted to be a firefighter. Also loved to be a mechanic or... have a bakery.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?Ha. yes.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?Yeah and I hate it.

59. Take a vitamin daily?No?

60. Wear slippers?Yeah.

61. Wear a bath robe?Also yes.

62. What do you wear to bed?If Cas fucks the lights out of me, nothing. Otherwise he got us soft pajames, because apprently it’s not good for me to sleep in jeans.

63. First concert?Small town band I forgot the name of. I sneaked out when Dad was sleeping and got wasted. I can still hear him screaming at me next morning, cause he thought a monster got me.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?I don’t care.

65. Nike or Adidas?Neither?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?Cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?Peanuts.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?What? I don’t have a... okay it’s ‘Shake it off.’

69. Ever take dance lessons?No - but when I was young I wanted to... I just.. well maybe I should take some before the wedding, right?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?Oh. Not really, I’m just happy if they are happy as well.

71. Can you curl your tongue?Yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?No.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?Yes.

74. What is your favorite book?Sherlock Holmes.

75. Do you study better with or without music?With.

76. Regularly burn incense?No.

77. Ever been in love?Still am.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?Led Zeppelin. AC/DC. Elvis...

79. What was the last concert you saw?Can’t remember their name.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?Hot.

81. Tea or coffee?Coffee.

82. Favorite type of cookie?Chocolate.

83. Can you swim well?Yes.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?Eh yeah.

85. Are you patient?Not really. Which is not a good thing.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?Band.87. Ever won a contest?Yeah once I won an eating contest.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?Nope.

89. Which are better black or green olives?Ew. None.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?Everyone can do what they like. I wish I hadn’t waited for marriage but maybe for the right person.

91. Best room for a fireplace?Living room. Or my Dean cave.

92. Do you want to get married?Yes.

#phew #now that took some time

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imthetree-yourethecar · 6 years ago

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99 Question Tag

I was tagged by @lordfartwad 💞 Thank you! 💘

1.DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Closed because I ain’t fixin to get murdered

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Only if they smell good

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

Tucked in? Idk why I’d have them loose

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

Nope

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

No we just recycle coupons like immediately

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Bear

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

No, just some random beauty marks

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Nope but I’ve been trying to more recently

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

Slow walkers (and loud chewers)

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

Probably when I was younger

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Nope

14. I think I deleted this question on accident. Oops. Oh dear

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

I don’t chew on them but sometimes I’ll put the ends on my bottom lip or teeth

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

Zero

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

Twin at my mom’s I think, single at my dad’s

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Jessica by the Allman Brothers

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Yeah, duh

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Only The Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity are the two worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

Wouldn’t you like to know

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Usually nothing, maybe milk

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Ketchup I think. Wait no, honey mustard

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Pasta but not with white sauce

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Clueless, Attack the Block, Grease, Inglourious Basterds, Bring It On, American Hustle

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

No one

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Print is dead

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

Idk like grade 5?? For a school assignment

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

What does this say

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Nope

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

I’ve only ever driven for like, 25 minutes at a time

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Hmm pb&j

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

What does this mean

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

10 - 11 weekdays, 11 - 12 30 weekends

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

2018 I was Cher from Clueless in her gym outfit. Past costumes include Darth Vader, Jack Skellington, and Amy Pond

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Snake 🐍

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

One because French class wasn’t real

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

No but when I was a kid I think we had a Highlights subscription

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

What the fuck is a Lincoln Log

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

It depends

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

Conan

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

No unless you count Grey’s Anatomy and The Walking Dead

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

I wanna say no

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Nope

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

Only when I’m home alone

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Nope

50. EVER USED A GUN?

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

Uh October? For my grad picture

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY

Maybe but always in a good way

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Not really

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

Yeah yuck

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

McDonald’s Apple Pie (but pumpkin pie is the real winner in general)

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Veterinarian

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Mmmm no?

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Yeah occasionally

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

No but I should

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

At my dad’s yeah. Not so much at my mom’s

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

At my dad’s I do

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Big t-shirt and pajama pants

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Asdfghjkl Justin Bieber’s Believe Tour

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

We only have a Walmart but ew. I think Target was nice

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Nike?

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

The puffy Cheetos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Peanuts

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

When I was little I did ballet, jazz, and tap but only until I was like, 5

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

Rich

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

Nope

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Nope

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

Nope

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Not sure

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

Okay so last Thursday I saw Cheng2Duo, a brother/sister cello/piano act. They were super adorable and incredibly talented. I lowkey love the cello

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Hot tea unless you count Nestea as cold tea oof

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

I don’t eat either

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

God no

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Yeah

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

Idk I’ve never been to one

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Not that I recall, I usually have pretty bad luck

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Nope

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

Yuck yuck yuck I REFUSE to read this

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I've tried learning to knit a few times but I never keep up with it so I forget

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Living room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Yeah

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

Not married

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

Woof uh, Kevin, Brandon, possibly a Xander now

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Once again, YUCK

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Blue

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Nah

im tagging: @joffrey-dahmer @nervousholyghost @sagasofsundry @e--greyson @deakydeakydeakysaltpitdeaky @serialthrillkisser @curlyclogs

#this is v long and i get if no one does it lol #i enjoyed it though #me #23/01/19 #long post

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killerqueenjoy · 6 years ago

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99 Question Tag

okay okay I know i got tagged to do this like a month ago on my main blog by @santonicababy iM SORRY LIN ILY BUT THIS WAS SO DAMN LONG

1) DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED

I sleep in the room where everybodies closets are and they all gotta be closed goddamn do you know how spooky it is to even have one open during the night

2) DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS

my parents do, but alas I don't use them in case they have silicones or sulphates in them because I got a whole lotta curls to protect

3)DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

if this refers to the sheet protecting the mattress, then my answer is in because how the fuck would you be able to sleep with that moving around???

4) HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE

NO SORRY IM BORING

5)DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST IT NOTES

heck yeah, but for random shit

6) DO YOU EVER CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM

nee my parents are fancy fuckers who use the coupons on their phone (our local supermarket has a damn app skskksksk)

7) WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES

a bear because its one giant son of a bitch and not millions of tiny motherfuckers and also I've never been stung by a bee and intend to keep it that way because majority of my family seem to be allergic

8) DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES

nope! I have a couple beauty spots on my hands and face but thats kinda it

9) DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES

not really but if I've been told to smile then its 200% dead inside

10) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE

i find many things annoying

11)DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK

only when i go up and down stairs, but i also try to make sure i step with each foot equally (if that makes sense) and i step on only certain colour tiles when im bored

12) HAVE YOU EVER PEED IN THE WOODS

the real question is have i ever been in the woods? both answers are no

13) HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS

refer to question 12

14)ummmm idk what this question is meant to be curse you Lin

15)DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS

nope, the idea weirds me out

16) HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK

none, this week and in general

17) WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED

one person and a long yet smol doggo size

18) WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK

Eddie from the Rocky Horror Picture Show has been stuck in my head for the whole week so yeah i guess that

19)IS IT OKAY FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK

HeLL YEAH DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN RAMI MALEK IN PINK

SKSKSKSKS END MY LIFE

but yeah, anyone can wear anything they want to wear (although a suit made out of meat might not be wise)

20) DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS

dudeeeee scooby doo and tom and jerry are my jam I watch them on the regular (among other things)

21)WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE

uhhm idkkkkk I tend to repress bad movies sksksk

22)WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME

idk shove it in the closet ig at least it will be hidden behind my sexuality

23)WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER

I usually only drink before or after but ig water??? cooldrink if I'm in a restaurant

24)WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN

depends on the nug

25)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD

How dare you assume i only have one favourite

tbh it depends cos i love pizza and pasta and stuff but then i cannot live with my granny's curries ksksmks

26) WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE

borhap, sing street, rhps, the natm movies, the harry potter movies, any mcu movies

27)LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU

ahhahahahahahha bold of you to assume anyone wants to do that

28) WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT

nope but I was a catrobat which is basically my preschools acrobatics team that was actually really terrible

29)WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE

nahh m8

30) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER

this week for a transactional task at school (It was in Afrikaans and I got a C skskskks)

31)CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL IN A CAR

omg no

32)EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET

not old enough to drive!

33)EVER RAN OUT OF GAS

my parents never have for as long as i can remember

34)WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE KINDA SANDWHICH

cheese because I am actually John Deacon

35)BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST

MUFFINS!!!!

36)WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME

school nights its 11pm otherwise i dont have one lol

37)ARE YOU LAZY

YES BUT MY LAZINESS MAKES ME ANXIOUS OOF

38)WHEN YOU WERE A KID WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN

we dont celebrate that here but i rly want to it seems fun!

39)WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN

Ram, which is really cool because im an Aries, so I'm sheep squared

40)HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK

English, Afrikaans (at a basic highschool level), I could speak very vERY basic isiZulu when I was younger but I'm not sure about now, I know a bit of French and Telugu, and I'm gonna start learning Hindi soon!!

41) DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS

nee

42) WHICH ARE BETTER, LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS

i didn't play much with legos and i have no idea what the second one is rip

43)ARE YOU STUBBORN

to an extent

44)WHO IS BETTER, LENO OR LETTERMAN

I kept reading Leno as Lenin ffs

45)EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS

I watch them occasionally with my granny, but I don't keep up with them very well (Kasamh Se is my shit tho)

46)ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

no, im afraid of falling in general tho

47) DO YOU SING IN THE CAR

My dad and I bop frequently to Never Gonna Give You Up in the car, and also classic bollywood songs (we have even learnt the choreography for some)

48)DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER

i perform

49) DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR

well theres not exactly much space

50)EVER USED A GUN

nope

51)LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER

not sure

52)DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY

most are but thats why i like them

53) IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL

we don't celebrate because we're not Christian (we still eat a lot and exchange presents tho), but it can get stressful if we have to visit extended family, mostly because my extended family loves to insult everything about me so thats great!

54)EVER EAT A PIEROGI

not i good sir

55) FAVOURITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE

never had one, it doesnt appeal to me

56) OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID

a vet

57)DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS

i am a ghost

58)EVER HAD A DEJA-VU FEELING

not that i remember

59)DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY

yes, I take a multi vitamin, a vitamin D pill because I'm vitamin D deficient, and im not sure if this is a vitamin or not but i take evening primrose oil so that im not outwardly a bitch due to pms

60)DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS

i wear slipper socks, because my doggo got jealous of my doggie slippers and murdered them in cold blood

61)DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE

i have one and rarely use it because i forget it exists

62)WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED

a random shirt and pants, though ive been known to kick pants off (ive been doing that since birth), occasionally i manage to get the matching pj set

63)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT

ive unfortunately never been to a concert before

64)WALMART TARGET OR KMART

ive never seen any of these stores in my country

65)NIKE OR ADIDAS

i own neither

66) CHEETOS OR FRITOS

neither

67)PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS

Peanuts because thats my doggos name!

68) EVER HEARD OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN

no sorry

69)EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS

i went to a bhangra class for about a year, and we performed for our parents at the end of that year (i was in one of the few groups that didnt have to dance in lehengas thank goodness)

70)IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE

YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING

probably something creative, but I don't mind as long as they're happy with what they're doing and its not harming others!

71)CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE

yep

72)EVER WON A SPELLING BEE

never entered one, having to spell out loud makes me anxious

73)HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY

i think so

74)OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS

nope

75)OWN A RECORD PLAYER

i wish

76)DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE

my granny burns incense while I'm at school because my mom and i both get really sick when its just been lit and the smell is strong. Going to the temple is a damn nightmare because of it

77)EVER BEEN IN LOVE

no, too busy fangirling

78)WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT

oof a long list

Queen, Twenty One Pilots, Waterparks, Frank Iero and the Future Violents (ffs fronk stop changin the name), Panic! at the Disco...to name a few

79)WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW

refer to question 63

80)HOT TEA OR COLD TEA

both

81)TEA OR COFFEE

coffee

82)SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES

sugar cookies

83)CAN YOU SWIM WELL

i wouldn't drown, but im no professional either

84)CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE

im doing it right now

85)ARE YOU PATIENT

86)DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING

I've only ever been to Hindi,Tamil and Telugu weddings and lemme tell you 90% of the time bands flop at those weddings because they can't sing the classics without failing miserably, so DJs are generally better. However, in that case, if a band can perform those songs, then I'd prefer a band ig

87)EVER WON A CONTEST

yep, a couple of reading contests

88)HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

nope, not planning on it

89)WHICH ARE BETTER, BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES

dont like olives rip

90)CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET

i can knit!

in fact, my friends and i are so cool that we're in our schools knitting club (which besides myself, @grandfunnyemopainter and @imjustabruh , only has 2 other members)

91)BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE

lounge or study/library

92)DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED

i guess, its not on my goal list tho

93)IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED

94)WHO WAS YOUR HIGHSCHOOL CRUSH

currently in highschool, and in love with the borhap cast, sebastian stan, stephanie beatriz and band members (theres more but yeah)

95)DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY

nope, i have only two ways to deal, be a total pushover or a total bitch

96)DO YOU HAVE KIDS

nope

97)DO YOU WANT KIDS

kind of undecided, but i do want more pets

98)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR

Dark Blue

99)DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW

my dog, shes been ignoring me for about four hours now because I stayed at school for an extra hour (for knitting club!)

@softspaceboibrian @roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg @im-inlovewithmycar do it cowards

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survey--s · 3 years ago

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258.

made by: lobster-in-a-toga Can you count in binary? Nope, I really don’t know anything about binary. Do you like refried beans? Not really. How many towels do you own? If you include kitchen towels, probably around 15-20 in total. Have you ever worn a bra on the outside of your shirt? Nope. Do you like being naked? No, I’m much more comfortable wearing clothes. Are pterodactyls pterrifying? Ha. I mean, I imagine they would be if they still existed. Have you ever kissed a giraffe? No. I have hand-fed giraffes several times, though, they’re pretty cool animals. What's on your favorite t-shirt? I don’t have one. What's the last thing you looked up on Wikipedia? A documentary/crime case that someone was talking about on Reddit. Have you ever shot a Nerf gun? No. What do you smell like? A mixture of my body wash (acaii berries) and vanilla oil. Would you snuggle a snake? If it wasn’t a dangerous one, sure. I’ve touched a snake before and that was pretty cool. it felt a lot different to how I imagined it would. Do you like thrift stores? Not really. I mean, I might do if we had decent ones around, but all the ones I’ve ever been in have just been a bit dreary and depressing. Hard or soft peppermints? I prefer the soft ones. Do you like tea? I do, but I have to be in the right mood for it. What browser do you use? Safari. How often do you put lotion on your hands? A few times a week. I get really dry hands working outdoors all day. What's the craziest thing you've ever thought of doing for a job? I don’t think I’ve ever thought of anything too crazy. What's the worst job you've ever had? My previous job as deputy manager in a shop. I thought it would be a good step up but I absolutely hated it. Have you ever gotten stuck in quicksand? No, but we do get it around here sometimes. Can you whistle? Not very well, but yes. How many digits of pi do you have memorized? 3.14. Have you ever been in a pie eating contest? Nope. Do you like watermelon? I do. Where's one place you'd love to visit in your lifetime? Iceland. Do you pick up pennies that you find on the ground? Not pennies, but I’d probably pick up anything bigger than a 50p. Have you ever painted all of your fingernails a different color? No. I really don’t like how that looks. Grey or gray? And where are you from? Grey - UK. What's your favorite type of cake? Cheesecake, Victoria Sponge, Carrot or Coffee and Walnut. Have you ever eaten grass? I’m sure I have as a little kid, yeah. Are you wearing socks? Not at the moment. Are you wearing headphones? No, I’m not. When was the last time someone played a practical joke on you? I have no idea. I don’t really find that stuff funny, anyway. Were you upset? It would probably embarrass me and I hate feeling embarrassed. How are you feeling now? I’m tired and my throat hurts. What time is it? Exactly 4pm. What color goes best with your favorite color? I like grey and purple together. What's your name? Catherine. Have you ever had Chocovine wine? I’ve never heard of it before. Have you ever used a Dvorak keyboard? No? Are you wrapped in a blanket right now? I have one over my legs and feet, yeah. Have you ever petted a pufferfish? Nope. Have you ever made cake from scratch? Yeah, loads of times - my dad did a lot of baking with me when I was a kid but tbh, I don’t really enjoy it much as an adult. Do you watch South Park? I've seen a couple of episodes but it’s not really my thing. Are you eating anything right now? Nope. Are you afraid that artificial intelligence will take over one day? I don’t really think about it, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it did happen. Do you keep the fortunes you get out of fortune cookies? No. Do you like chocolate oranges? I used to, but they’re nowhere near as nice as they used to be. Do you like to go hiking? I enjoy dog walking, but not really hiking for the sake of it. I was dragged on lots of long walks as a kid and now I just find it pointless, lol. Can you make a paper airplane? Yeah. Have you ever shown an animal? What type? No, I don’t really agree with stuff like Crufts - it’s all about appearance above personality, health and purpose which isn’t what animal ownership should be.

#survey #surveys

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beneathshadowsrp · 7 years ago

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The Crown of Shadows Results are in!

“And as the evening comes to a close, it’s time to announce the auction results. Once again, I am Carlton Cartwright and, judging from your bids, I think you all were just as impressed as I was with these impressive contestants and their wonderful dates. But, before we announce the winners and who will be taking home the Crown of Shadows, I want to remind ya’ll of where all of these proceeds are going to. The proceeds of this event are to help the Muttropawlitan keep strays off the streets and to instating a go green initiative around town. From cleaning up Wonderland Park to helping buildings such as All Saint’s Hospital be powered solely by Solar Energy panels, your donations will be a crucial to fixing up the town and, coming in at a whopping $17,205, will be able to not only clean up Wonderland Park and help out the Muttropawlitan, but build a dog park in town, install solar energy panels throughout All Saint’s Hospital, and go towards the funds to build a public pool. Thank you so much for your wonderful contributions and you’ll be sure to see your marvelous contributions come into effect soon. But, now for what you’re all been waiting for-”

Now that you’ve won your charity dates, feel free to play them out on the dash! Please feel free to reach out to your character’s date, plot OOC, and create threads surrounding it. You don’t have to create the date thread right away. So, feel free to take your time with and work together. If you want to wait to have your date thread after the full moon, by all means do that. And last but not least, have fun!! We’re so excited to announce the winners and we hope you are too!

The total amount of money raised from the charity event: $17,205

In Crown of Shadows Tradition, we will be awarding crowns to the top two highest bidders as a thank you for their generous donations. The crowns will bestowed upon them from the past years’ highest bidders and, come the next year, they will have the honor of passing the crowns down to the next winners:

The highest bidder who will win the Crown of Shadows (see image here): Mackenzie Foster

The runner up in highest bidder who will win the Princess tiara (see image here): Olivia Pierce

The Dates/Winners:

1: Amanda & Abby

2: Eliza & Sophie

3: Tae Cho & Juliet

4: James & Evie

5: Noah & Kenzie

6: Caitlin & Julian

7: Natalia & Liv

8: Kelsie & Kai

9: Damien & Astrid

10: Jacen & Carter

11: Rowan & Ella

12: Griffin & Nina

13: Serena & Silas

14: Lia & Jasmine

And in case you forgot what the dates were...

The Date Breakdown/Recap once more:

Contestant #1 is... Amanda Weaver. She is:

Goofy, Energetic, and Adventurous.

She hates asparagus. Vehemently.

She doesn’t want to entirely spoil the surprise, but it will involve shopping and it will involve dinner. In that order.

The winner of this date is... Abby Barnes.

Contestant #2 is... Eliza Holmes. She is:

Kind, Protective, Creative.

She can dance really well, but she only does so in the safety and privacy of their home.

The date would consist of a picnic packed and made by the contestant, near the water, under that old willow tree everyone loves. Then she would enjoy taking you up to the lookout pointe, overlooking the town and the water close by, to enjoy some wine. And perhaps some good conversation under the stars.

The winner of this date is... Sophie Vidales.

Contestant #3 is... Tae Cho. He is:

Outgoing. Lovable. Spicy.

Madame Zeroni once predicted he wouldn’t finish college. ‘She’ was right.

Free dance lessons at Tiptoes, with your choice of salsa dancing or hip-hop. Followed by a picnic dinner under the stars where you can also watch Netflix on his iPad.

The winner of this date is... Juliet Reynolds.

Contestant #4 is... James Armstrong. He is:

Dutiful, Chivalrous, and Trustworthy.

“My dad’s dead, does that count?”

They will take you on a boat ride on the water, departing from the Harbor and making their way to the Falls. There, they will drop anchor and enjoy a pre-packaged meal next to the Falls. Pack a swimsuit if you want to take a dive.

The winner of this date is... Eve Martin.

Contestant #5 is... Noah Armstrong. He is:

Down to Earth, Fun-Loving, Goofy.

‘I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see?’

This date is a scavenger hunt comprised of recreating popular romcom moments together on a budget. The clues, such as an ode to “She’s the Man” where a present shows up on your doorstep with a wheel of gouda cheese in it, will lead you to your date whom will be hanging off the side of their roof from a bungee cord, wearing a Spiderman costume like in the OC and holding cue cards from the movie “Love Actually”, while a boombox sits below playing “Kiss Me” from Six Pence None the Richer. After finally cutting themselves down, your date will take you into the backyard where a projector will be playing “10 Things I Hate About You” onto a sheet that has been tapped to the side of the building to look like a screen. This contestant, also, would like you to know, that during the movie, popcorn, ring pops, and chocolate covered strawberries will be provided.

The winner of this date is... Mackenzie Foster.

Contestant #6 is... Caitlin Dunmore . She is:

Caring, Dedicated, Passionate.

They can randomly produce facts about certain things. Makes them really good for trivia games.

On this date, you will meet up to have either coffee or dinner than off to a painting class and end the day with ice cream and strolling through the town at dusk.

The winner of this date is... Julian St. Clair.

Contestant #7 is... Natalia Hamilton. She is:

Charismatic, Adventurous, & Dominate.

Can sing rather well & can make up little cheers due to their time as a cheerleader!

On their date, they would love to explore the town & woods while under the moon. After a walk around town, you will then be invited out to one of the many bars and spend the night dancing, eating, and drinking in a private section while enjoying each other’s company.

The winner of this date is... Olivia Pierce.

Contestant #8 is... Kelsie Woods. She is:

Cute, Quiet, & Loving.

They once won a radio call in contest by being the first person who could sing the alphabet backwards.

If you win you can look forward to a picnic at the Falls with all the traditional picnic fixings. You two can eat, swim, and just enjoy a nice summer day.

The winner of this date is... Kai Papoa.

Contestant #9 is... Damien Pierce. He is:

Funny, Charismatic, Charming.

In our high schools production of Grease, I played Danny Zuko.

On our date, they will take you to a water/amusement park in Charlotte with an all access pass to all the rides and a VIP treatment with fast lane upgrades, free meals and a rental of our own cabana to sit and rest until you’re ready to hit the rides again.

The winner of this date is... Astrid Reyes.

Contestant #10 is... Jacen Todd. He is:

Sarcastic, Charming, Witty.

I’m a fan of Karaoke bars and frequent them every week.

On our date, they will take you to the local gun range and if you’re a first timer, teach you how to shoot, if not start up a friendly competition of who can best who on targets. After you’re done, dinner at the restaurant of your choice.

The winner of this date is... Carter Pierce.

Contestant #11 is... Rowan Hartman. She is:

Serious, sweet, loyal.

I’m an expert knife thrower and kick ass at darts.

On our date, they will take you on a sunset cruise on Lake Norman on a private yacht. This date is complete with dinner, a Netflix movie of the bidder’s choice.

The winner of this date is... Ella Bahar.

Contestant #12 is... Griffin West. He is:

Adorable, Funny, and Resourceful.

Scared to death of porcelain dolls.

The date will involve a trip to the arcade, where you can play games, battle it out in laser tag, take a spin around the roller skating rink, or get behind the wheel to race in go-karts. There, you will also enjoy a private, candle lit dinner for two over pizza, nachos, and your choice of soda. Unlimited tokens will be provided, along with a guaranteed prize of your choosing.

The winner of this date is... Nina Skala.

Contestant #13 is... Serena North. She is:

Fun-loving, Adventurous, Independent

They’ve lived in more than 4 different countries.

While most of us have lived in this town forever most of us have taken for granted some of the the treasures that are hidden in this town. The day would be full of exploring them. Starting off with breakfast at The Pie Hole, then move on to the Boathouse where most of the day would be spent out on the water. When the fun in the sun was done the party could move to Level Up! for a quick round of air hockey and dinner. After the sun goes down the excitement begins with Moonlight Zip lining that ends at the Observatory where desert will be waiting.

The winner of this date is... Silas Bahar.

Contestant #14 is... Lia Diaz. She is:

Sweet, Ambitious & Cheerful.

They are ambidextrous.

This date will be a carefree night in. Start out by having fun splatter painting your date’s living room and each other with paint filled balloons. Then, just as the sun is about to set, watch the light stream in through the windows and illuminate your splatter painted work as you enjoy a home cooked meal and a bottle of wine of your choice on a picnic blanket spread out across the floor. Then your date will lead you into the backyard where twinkly lights are set up for a free salsa lesson and a chance to watch the stars.

The winner of this date is... Jasmine Morris.

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