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my sister told me that if you put something in the internet, that thing no longer belongs to you, it belongs to the internet
#i was so shocked ngl#i was drawing Hunter just now and asking myself if anyone's ever thought of him THAT WAY#HE WOULD NEVER#THE THOUGJT OF IT MAKES ME CFINGE#my boy gets all flustered and happy in front of his robot wife he is the real 'my wife is sosoft and i like her'#for B2. sometimes i wonder if ppl might either perceive her as naive#and if they saw her during the prologue they'd just say she's mean and uncaring#then i tell myself 'CANT A BOT BE MEAN AROUND HERE LEAVE HER ALONE !!!!!'X#starbstalks
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"Not all men–"
Yeah, 'cause Jake Donfort would never.
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Is he kissing, sniffing or eating ratoier?
#it’s all that in that order#kidding#he would never#right#cellbit#cellbit fanart#qsmp cellbit#roier#roierfanart#qsmp roier#ratoier#qsmp#qsmp fanart#fanart
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Imagine rolan DOES NOT INVITE FUCKING ANYONE TO HIS WEDDING
Just cal and Lia are there and their p much the only ones in town who know he's married.
So he just rolls up one day witha. Wedding ring welded to his horn and no one who NOT A TIEFLING knows what it fucking is.
And he's gorgeous, he just is ok. Eventually it becomes very apparent that certain people think he's a bachelor. These people FLIRT BOLDLY with him and he's just trying to get away.
UNTIL
He winds up cornered at some event someone is aggressively trying to get his attention, and he's SICK OF IT! So he finally just
" have you no shame?! Are you BLIND!?"
Pointing to his horn jewelry
" What do you think this is !? I AM MARRIED!!!"
Him just absolutely over all of it and marching out the damn place but stopping at the door
" HOMEWRECKER!"
Him immediately going home to pout with his spouse and just bitch about it.
Lol
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#rolan#bg3 rolan#romance#tav#oc#holy rolan empire#ooc#he would never#but it would be so funny
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i love that yn and lando are besties in the lewisyn universe and lewis still is anti lando LMAO they canonically go clubbing together and lewis is like just give a shout if you need me to have him arrested! and yn is like please don’t do that haha…
when yn was like ‘i’m off the clock at nine.’ lewis was like ‘cool, see you tomorrow.’ until he saw lando on yn’s instagram stories later that night. if lewis was toxic, which he’s not, he’d call the police and say lando matches the description of a drug dealer that’s on the loose but he’s grown. so he messages yn ‘have fun!’, gets oscar’s number from george and promises him a signed shirt to lie to lando about an early practice to cut his night short so yn has to party with her other friends instead of him. work smarter not harder 😇
#im joking#he would never#he's not that bad#landoyn are absolutely allowed to have a relationship!!!#and they do!!!#jayde’s inbox ✎#dream girl universe シ#anon ask
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I know he would NEVER, but still. Bless ur heart Tav
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Evil Turtle?
Maybe I’ve been playing around with the animus magic/ink theme in the background. I think a full-ink background might mean using the magic more often, although that doesn’t necessarily make him evil.
What makes him evil is the evilness actually.
#he good#he would never#but…#you have to admit#it’s cool af#wings of fire seawing#wof#wings of fire#wof art#wings of fire art#wof design#art#digital art#headcanon#wof headcanon#my art#seawing#seawing wof#wof seawing#wof sea#wof fanart#wof Turtle#seawing royalty#seawing wings of fire#turtle wof#Animus#animus magic#animus magic wof#Au#wof alternate universe
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he is working so hard
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Just wanted you to know I took a screenshot of Nicky’s drunk tweet about Kevin doing coke off of his left hand I would set it as my phone background but I don’t want to answer questions about it at work so it can’t be my Lock Screen and I have my cats as my Home Screen and I can’t evict them so it shall live in my camera roll forever more because I love it it’s the funniest shit I’ve read all night
oh i love this so much. you know it’s there and that’s ALL that matters <33
in my head there’s just an alternate universe where kevin really loosens up after rikos death to the point where he has all these teenage/college/young adult experiences he never got to have and one of those experiences is in fact him doing a bump of cocaine off his left hand in spite of riko
#he would never#but just picture for a moment#his pupils all big in his beautiful green eyes#because he’s on pills and#it’s wonderful and the happiest he’s ever been in his life#and he’s so fun#anyways anyways anyways kevin day i love you and i wish you got to be a normal person#a normal teenager#and got to experience the stupid decisions teenagers are bound to make#instead of having to be perfect all the time
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IS LIL HATER GONNA KILL LEO AND USAGI?!
NO I PROMISE THAT WON'T HAPPEN-
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The only thing Sebastian can be for halloween:
PROVE. ME. WRONG
(I almost forgot his third arm-)
#Sebastian as Ariel is a need#he's a Disney princess!?!?#he's bonita#ALL THE ABOVE#in reality#he would never#but in my mind he's gonna dress up as Ariel#look at his face!!?#I made him hate it so badd!!!#I need to draw more now#pressure sebastian#sebastian solace#rambles#artists on tumblr#traditional art#roblox pressure#little mermaid
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Cherry chaser Kirishima who despite the reputation is so easy to trust and too charming not to fall for him.
Who takes them on lavish vacations and pays for the best of everything. Who spoils them and treats them like royalty and has them falling in love and thinking they’re the one who’ll change him.
And the poor sweet little thing, he always really likes them, but he’s been burned one too many times to fall in love again. He’d rather play with that cute untouched pussy for a while before ruining their standards for other men.
He only falls in love for the night he spends carefully working his thick cock into that night’s sweet little virgin pussy
#mha kirishima#bnha kirishima#tw cherry chasing#tw virginity loss#he would never#but it’s an interesting thought
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just lovers (like we were supposed to be) peter pettigrew>>>>>>>>>>
jk rowling just didn’t know him like bizarrestars
#peter supremacy>>>#his my little guy#jkr<<<#bizarrestars#pete is definitely not a traitor#like I can’t even see him betraying james#he would never#maurauders era#marauders#marauders era#zar supremacy>>>#crimson rivers#best friend brother#just lovers#just lovers (like we were supposed to be)#peter pettigrew#jegulus#if I’m talking about peter you know I’m talking about him#my dude
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Who bribed him to do this and how did you do it
#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy xiv#primordial flame: shiun kazumasa#au ra#for fun#he would never#unless you threatened him or gave him something#maybe if thancred asked nicely but it's unlikely
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He's channelling his inner Vetinari. I can't even-
#contrast this with earlier books vimes#he would NEVER#he is so funny for this#discworld#sam vimes#ema reads discworld
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the uncensored and unleashed part of the tour is dan addressing the nakedbooths
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