#he will never share his secrets

[birdblorbo]

I feel like Stan would be a really good mixologist for no reason. Whenever the losers want to drink they will just goes to Stan’s instead of the bar. He acts annoyed but he enjoys showing off

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[cimicherrychanga]

Complicated Relationship with God (As Seen Through Lyrics in the Character's Playlist)

[doctordiscord123]

Can I request the stupid bestfriends moment with Dark and Host? Not necessarily what anon shared, but just give me silly shenanigans of these two usually straight laced egos. XD

Dark and the Host sat at the kitchen table in the manor, talking quietly, conspiratorially. They'd been whispering most of the morning, drinking their respective teas, and occasionally one of them would laugh before going back to whispering.

It was, frankly, making the rest of the house nervous.

Bim, of course, was one of the few who had the balls to directly ask what was up. Marching into the kitchen, he sauntered right up to the pair, and opened his mouth. "What --"

He didn't even get the word out before he was gone, teleported to the other side of the manor by a simple muttered few words from the Host.

Dark burst into laughter, and he leaned back in his chair, a little bit of a mischievous glint in his eyes. "You owe me now, Host. I knew he was going to be the first to ask."

Somehow, the Host conveyed the motion of rolling his eyes, though he was smirking slightly, and a $20 bill appeared on the table that Dark slipped into a pocket. "...The Host thought for sure it was going to be Wilford. He doesn't usually go this long without needing his cotton candy stash."

Dark grinned, and winked. "He doesn't~ But you said nothing about delivering it to him~"

The Host's mouth fell open. "Now that's cheating."

Dark made to reply, but then Bim came storming back in, hands on his hips, and he made an affronted sound. "Now what in the Hell was that?! You can't do that to a man! What are you two doing?!"

"Nothing." The reply was instantaneous, and unison.

Bim threw up his hands. "Great, thanks. Helpful. Fuck off." And he promptly left, muttering darkly under his breath about blind bastards and monochrome morons.

Dark and the Host immediately went back to their whispering, grinning at each other and listening close. "Anymore secrets you're willing to divulge, Host?"

"None that wouldn't make Darkiplier's head spin~"

"Oh those are the best ones!"

"Fine, fine. But if Darkiplier says a word to Google about what the Host is about to say, he will personally find a way to kill Darkiplier permanently."

"Oh don't make promises you can't keep. Now spill."

[arrowheadedbitch]

Gods, ezekiel is so good at avoiding telling secrets, like I was just watching Beneath The Stones and like yeah he tells the MI6 thing, but that's it, it tells like 3 less secrets than everyone else, he doesn't even tell them why he split ways from them after Peru, like, how is he so good at dodging this shit omigod

I turned to my girlfriend and theorized that maybe he didn't say one because he didn't have a reason, they both left him, but he was arguing with Jacob in the first episode of the season and Cassandra goes "Guys! We're doing it again..." which makes it seem like he also had a reason to leave and just got away without telling it

Ezekiel is so good at keeping secrets and tricking people into thinking he's being a complete open book, it's insane

[donewiththisshitplsstop]

[hesgomorrah]

officially tjmd is a spinoff of the mash movie and in that universe trapper is a bachelor in korea, so melanie didn't come along until after he got back. but i think by far the funnier interpretation is that this is actually the same timeline as tv mash he just. didn't mention to literally anyone that she was his second wife and he has two more kids in boston

[bumblingbabooshka]

'I'm the X' is a banger but let's be real for a second Mr. Spock

[sciderman]

[sunflowersandcherryblossoms]

I find it kinda funny in the Fullbringer Arc when Tsukishima is being all "I know all about your fighting style now", when talking about Byakuya's Safe Zone and how to counteract it by actually going forward instead of trying to avoid the petals from Senbonzakura Kageyoshi, because THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ICHIGO DID ON THE SOKYUKU HILL DUELL!

"Who told you about my safe zone?"

No one, my good bitch! He saw everything he needed to see in your Sokyuku Hill memories!

[babacontainsmultitudes]

I didn’t skip class to draw Nicky, okay, I skipped class because I was feeling anxious and unmotivated

And then yeah I might have started sketching Nicky to deal with my feelings

[lisbonsteresa]

i'm going to SCREAM

[juliareed]

Fandom: Alias Relationships: Sark/Sydney Song: Spiracle by Flower Face Content warnings: Blood, death, violence, spiders, insects, flashing lights

[dykedivorce]

if any other bitch in konoha had been gay apart from sasuke none of this would have happened to my son naruto.

[oldmisfortune]

beautiful beautiful art !!! I just love the way you draw Ez and Narcisa T T and their designs are both (chef’s kiss gesture) MWAH !!! absolutely adore them and im so sorry for the like spam ;0; i was going through your page and it was all MM-MMM-MMMM-DELICIOSO ;0; so i couldn’t help myself u_u <33333

AAAAAAH thank you so much for the love, I'm so happy that people enjoy my lil nonsense 💖💖💖💖💖

Also sorry for the delay I got very busy ;;

I have so many more ideas for them and it makes me really happy people are interested in seeing it!! Like for example, I honestly can't wait to show how they went from this:

To this:

...in the spam of a few years >:)

[intcrastra]

Both Robin and Sunday would be the type to gift their significant other smth they could keep on their person at all times. For possessive reasons, but also bc they totally put a tracker in it-