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amielot · 1 year ago

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Dream... PLEASE let him change the bandages.

#horse girl au #nope #still doesn't trust humans #he's been through a lot ok?#he will KICK #hob already knows that honestly #the first time hob bandaged dream he was unconscious #cw blood #the sandman #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #centaur!dream #the art tag #hob has a system #and that system is pushing stuff across the floor with a broom

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skywarpie · 2 years ago

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Yea I know the white eye is supposed to be a link to like Satan or smth but it just adds to the "copia is nothing but a spooked horse" vibes since a lot of horses with a whitish/blue eye are blind in that eye

#the band ghost #dont stand behind him #he WILL kick #okay to reblog i guess #ghost band #ghost bc #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv

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iscariotapologist · 6 months ago

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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd #there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space #i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life #anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally #me #edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church

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peacheskoo · 6 months ago

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Saw these panels the other day and—

LET JASON BE SILLY YOUR HONOR

He knows he won’t no balls

#batman #dc #red hood #jason todd #bruce wayne #I know Tim drop kicks Bruce right after the panels but I couldn’t help but see this #let Jason be funny dc #like cmon #it was set up right there #how could he not #like no balls #you won’t #admittedly Bruce does something worse but still #let hi #be silly your honor #he’s but a little guy

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everwalldigan · 1 month ago

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I love it when people draw Robin!Dick as a little creepy unsettling child like yes he embodies the blue eyed stare and moves in ways humans were never meant to move in and he never really grew out of it. Like the bright colours, the flips and the quips are so deceiving he’s so unsettling in the way no other Robin could quite replicate. I just know every criminal breathed a sigh of relief when he finally outgrew the tights.

#like GIVE ME BABY DICK WITH WIDE BLUE EYES AND A WIDE SHARP SMILE #I think he got genuine glee out of beating up criminals #yes Batman is scary hiding in the shadows where you never know if he’s there but like. Robin dick is so much scarier #the kid in bright colours cackling while shattering your collarbone with a flip kick #criminals begging Batman to send them to jail JUST KEEP HIM AWAY #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #batfam #dcu #batfamily #dc robin #dick grayson #nightwing

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suksatoru · 1 month ago

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oh nothing, just bakugo being jelly of your plushies...

Katsuki lays sprawled on your bed with one, muscular arm shifting onto your side. He rips away the stuffed animal that was laying peacefully in your arms, before promptly chucking it full force across your room.

"Katsuki!"

He ignores you, nuzzling into the spot where your hello kitty plush was laying previously- right on your chest- as he wraps his arms around you with a satisfied sigh

"What the hell was that for?" You whine, attempting to push him off- which unfortunately doesn't work, because he lowers all of his body weight on top of you as you gasp and squirm in his arms- telling the heavy bastard to get off and go get your plushy!

"She was lookin' at me funny. Piece of shit."

Katsuki yelps loudly when you pinch the muscle of his arm, scowling even further as you look at him with a glare

"She can't help the way her face is! Go say sorry!"

He mutters something under his breath as you pull your brows together in confusion, watching his red eyes glare angrily at the hello kitty plushy that laid helplessly on the floor

"Hm? What was that?" You asked sternly as a growl rumbles deep in chest. He lifts his head from your stomach, his lips curling into something similar to a pout as looks away

"She took my spot too, I guess." He huffs, flipping off your cuddly companion as you blink back your surprise. A soft giggle leaves your lips as you realize what was going on. Katsuki was just jealous.

"You know you're my favorite, right?' You coo, gently threading a hand through his spiky hair as the tension from his back disperses. He sinks further into your body as he nods his head slowly

"Damn right I am." He mutters, pressing feather soft kisses onto your tummy as you gently bop your nose against his

"I love you, Katsuki." You whisper, watching his eyes soften a fraction at your words as he sighs

"I know, brat. Everyone does."

He braces himself for impact the moment the words leave his mouth, hiding his face against your skin as you smack his head with a wack! He groans with a laugh, sending you a small smile - one that was specifically reserved for you.

"Now, can you please go say sorry to her?" You cross your arms, looking down at him with a hopeful smile as he squints back, tightening his arms around your waist stubbornly.

"Hell no."

"Katsuki."

"...fine."

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soldrawss · 8 days ago

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Something something 16yo 2k12 Mikey gets sucked into a portal and sent into the RISE universe and ends up helping raise the RISE kiddos AU

#my art #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #tmnt mikey #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt splinter #it keeps us dancing au #do i wanna talk about this au #i LOVE the idea that the reason why the rise boys are so funny and jovial and kind #is because 2k12 mikey had a hand in raising them #he kicks splinters butt into being a better parent #and also gives the boys a parental/big brother figure to look up to #and care for them #2k12 mikey would ADORE these babies so much #*holds your hands* listen to me very carefully #he would LOVE on these kiddos so much #and they would ADORE 2k12 mikey back #ohhh the fics i want to write #as soon as i have time its over for you all i am OBSESSED with this idea #they would call him TEE in this too #because i dont think 2k12 mikey would wanna be called mikey #since theres ALREADY a mikey here #and something something shouldnt mess with the different dimensions yada yada #IKUD AU

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varpusvaras · 2 months ago

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How Dick actually found out:

Roy: Thank you for coming over, I really needed the help since my partner is out of town

Dick: It's okay! You know, you have to introduce us at some point, since- is that my sweater?

Roy: Uh

Dick: It is! My Gotham U sweater! Okay, it was Bruce's at first and I stole it, but he hasn't asked for it! I thought Jason stole it from me!

Roy: Uhh

Dick: Yeah, Jason definitely stole it, it even smells exactly like him! I knew it was him- why is it in your house?

Roy: Uhhhhhh

Dick:

Roy:

Dick: *looks around, sees all of the things that are definitely Jason's all around the house*

Dick: Are you kidding me?

Roy: Dick I can explain

Dick: Explain what? That you are dating my brother??

Roy: ...yeah, exactly that

Dick: ...get out

Roy: what-

Dick: I said get out!

Roy: This is my house!

Dick: Wrong! This is my brother's house, since he lives here, and I'm telling you to get out of my brother's house!

#roy turns up at ollie and dinah's place later like dick kicked me out don't ask #jason gets home and when he switches the lights on dick is just standing there tapping his foot like EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ME YOUNG MAN #dc #dcu #dick grayson #roy harper #nightwing #arsenal #jayroy

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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago

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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon #there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy #WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day #‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake #ceo tim drake #alfred pennyworth

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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Twins in time au.... Would Fiddleford act as a sort of father figure to Stan? Since Filbrick obviously SUCKED to both Stan and Ford and Fidd is more than definitely missing HIS son, and of course Ford has grown to love him but they're still BROTHERS.. Maybe they could act as the father/son the other is missing?

ABSOLUTELY!!!!

#fidds father instincts kicking when he sees a sad child #don’t worry ford will definetly get chewed out when they get home too #I also think fiddleford has some kind of giant robot project he and Stan work on #maybe he’s building one of Stan’s drawings or something #cutie pies #he sees a lot of value in the way Stan thinks and he thinks his creativity is actually a huge benefit in his and fords studies #my art #ask #gravity falls #twins in time au #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #Stan pines #Stanley pines #ford pines #Stanford pines

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks #they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board #carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order #meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am

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godtrauma · 1 year ago

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just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats

#added alt id to the screenshot!!#it’s actually horribly misogynistic and fueled witch trials #at first he was kicked out of Austria for being too extreme #but later on the book got a papal endorsement #it’s called the Malleus Maleficarum #godtrauma #☄️

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catwouthats · 3 months ago

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Nothing to make you realize how WEIRD the Deadpool and Wolverine movie is like writing things from the Worst Wolverine’s perspective.

Dude does NOTTT KNOW WADE’S NAME!!! UNTILL THEY LAND ON THE CAR BACK AT WADES UNIVERSE AT THE END!!! HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS DEADPOOL UNTIL CASSANDRA SAID SHIT ABOUT IT!!!

He literally was just sitting in a bar, then this guy comes who wants him for what Logan probably assumes is sex or murder. And Logan is so fucking starved and desperate for attention of any sort that he just lets Deadpool kidnapp him???

Then bro PRETENDS TO BE ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR OF AN OFFICE?? Like he’s probably thinking “I expected a bedroom, a basement, or a prison… huh” AND THEN HE IS OVERHEARING SHIT ABOUT SOME MF TIME LINE GOING TO SHIT AND HOW HE IS THE WORST VERSION OF HIMSELF????

Then his alarm bells start to go off and he just fights everything that’s close to him for a bit out of fear and confusion. But then later FOR SOME REASON DECIDES TO WORK WITH THE PERSON WHO KIDNAPPED HIM (granted he did promise him he could fix his timeline but still)??

He decided to work with him after Deadpool’s dick was HARD against him in that mad max-y vehicle. Well technically he also decided to tolerate him saying “I alone control her” but still. Bro went from desperate to live through this weird shit to living with his kidnapper…

No wonder they compared them to beauty and the beast at Disney World.

This is literally… dude, this Logan is so fucking desperate oh my gosh, it’s almost comical.

EDIT: Apparently Johnny says “that’s right Wade!” At the end credits scene meaning that Logan knew since the first car ride. Day only slightly ruined because that still is fucking insane of Logan to do.

#he probably assumed it was the same Wade he knew after they met nicepool #but I doubt that kicked in right away #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #logan howlett #poolverine #deadpool

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applestruda · 5 months ago

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