#he was and always will remain my first villain crush for a reason

[meep-meep-richie]

# sluttiest villain

[v4mpxii]

Childhood best friend reunion

Dabi x villain user

Part 1/??

You and Touya were childhood best friends, you guys would always play together you were really close,you guys clearly had a crush on each other but was to scared to admit it so guys remained friends. When the fire happen in Sekoto Peak you never saw dabi again.It broke your heart he just…vanished.

Years later you became a villain and recently joined The League Of Villains. You got introduced to everyone expect the patchy black hair male he was quite and honestly kinda creeped you out.

One day you went down to the bar clearly bored you got on your phone and just scrolled looking at the news and just seeing if anything was new.Sooner or later dabi came down to the bar he was quiet but sat next to you ordering a drink,you just kept quiet but for the first time he talks to you.”why are you up so late?”he said with his rough voice,you just sat there shocked that he actually talked to you,you thought he didn’t like you just because he always glared at you.You finally spoke up softly saying”I’m just bored and can’t sleep ,why are you up so late?”you say softly not making eye contact with him.The black hair male taking a drink out of his glass then says roughly”same reason you are.”.You finally look at him you look at the males eyes they same…familiar?but why you’ve never met this guy in your life.He looks at you “what?” He said annoyed that you were looking at him.You quickly look away saying”sorry I have a habit of just zoning off.”you said making up an excuse trying not to piss this guy off.He just scoffed softly taking another drink of his whiskey he got.It was quiet between you two for awhile but then you spoke up “why have you never introduced your self to me?you seem to hate me ?”he just looked at you setting his glass down”I don’t really like anyone.”the man said coldly you just looked at him his pierce blue eyes they were so pretty you almost got lost in them they looked like your childhood best friends,you missed him so much.Dabi looks at you”you just gonna keep staring at me huh?” He stated bluntly you just look away”sorry your eyes just remind me of someone…I use to know”you say looking back at your phone he just rolls his eyes sipping on his drink.Sooner or later you get up walking back to your room but before you do you looked at dabi one last time”goodnight dabi”he just ignored you finishing off his drink and walks to his room also.

Hey guys this is my first fanfic I’ve wrote ever 😭🙏🏼I’m not really a writer but this helps my delusions,if you have any like ideas on part two or if you have any tips on my writing please help me out😭anyways I hope you liked this short part of the story I wrote 💓‼️

[sunnynwanda]

Errors in translation

"Herzchen, stop that," Villain frowns, dodging the car that flies right over their head. "That asshat needs to die, you know that better than anyone."

"The fuck did you just call me?" Hero catches a piece of debris mid-air, stopping it from crushing the man shaking on the ground. Pathetic. "That asshat is still a governmental official. You can't just kill him off."

"It means idiot in my mother tongue," Villain makes another attempt to crush the corrupt judge, failing when the Hero covers the aforementioned asshat with their own body. "He let a serial killer go!"

"I know that!" Hero screams at the top of their lungs, pissed off both at Villain and the judge. The latter deserved every torture Villain could inflict on them. Hero couldn't deny that. "Killing him won't fix it."

"It will if his successor knows what happened to him." They weren't wrong, though Hero would never admit to it. But they needed Villain's reputation to be clean of murder. Ever since they had agreed to collaborate in ensuring safety for the city. Villain's official reason was their desire to be the sole criminal of the city. Hero knew they wanted a safe place for their little sister, that now lived with them. And Hero would have less work to do, making it a win-win situation.

"Let me deal with this, okay?" Hero requests, gracing Villain with their pleading puppy eyes. Always works.

"Ugh, do whatever you want, just stop looking at me like that!" They exclaim, taking a step back. "You're disgusting."

Hero shakes their head to keep a smile from forming on their face when they hear a whimper from behind them. Ugh, the asshat. 

"I have no idea what you did to him, but I applaud you,Herzchen" Villain smirks, striding towards the edge of the roof. Hero shrugs, placing a hand over their eyes to cover them from the sun. "I heard he got arrested."

"Sure did," Hero is smug, and they know it. "Told ya, let me deal with it."

"Killing him would still be more effective," they claim, no longer hiding their grin. Hero nods, getting up to continue their nightly patrol.

"Next time you feel inclined for homicide, call me first?" They step off the building but remain floating in front of Villain. "I might convince you to stop."

Villain watches the streets beneath their feet, lights blurry because of how tired their eyes are. "If there's anyone who can do that, it's you, Herzchen." They whisper, part of them hoping the wind will conceal their words from their rival's acute hearing. It does not.

"Stop calling me that!" Hero's exasperation brings an unwanted smile to Villain's face, so they shake their head standing up to leave the meeting point before it forms on their face. 

"It's not "idiot", is it? That thing you keep calling me." Hero's voice almost drowns in the wind. They know Villain won’t tell them. They also know that they won’t be able to sleep today. That’s what they get for crushing on the ‘enemy’.

Villain freezes in place, a soft smirk fighting its way onto their face before they leap into the darkness. "’Course not."

Masterlist

[picturejasper20]

If you have been following me for a while you may have noticed that i really like the ¨hero-villain¨-rival dynamic that Danny Fenton and Vlad Masters have in Danny Phantom. I have made some posts about it and commenting about some of their scenes.

However, one thing i think i have never done is to make a post analysis about the reasons of why i like it so much and it is one of my favourite hero-villain dynamics.

In this post i'm going to go by different points of why i enjoy this dynamic so much and analyse how it works.

First, one aspect that is crucial of Danny and Vlad's dynamic is how similar they are. They both used to be regular humans until they went through a portal accident that turned them into ghost-human hybrids and, as result, they have to hide their ghost half from other people.

They both used to be/are part of a friend trio with them having a crush on their woman/girl best friend. In Danny's case it is Tucker and Sam. In Vlad's, it used to be Jack and Maddie before the portal accident happened.

The main difference is how they reacted to their portal accidents and how their respective frienships changed after that.

After Danny got transformed into a half ghost, he decided to use his new powers to protect Amity park from other ghosts that went through the Fenton portal. He always does the best he can to help others even if he does makes mistakes.

His friendship with Sam and Tucker remained the same after the accident. He didn't get angry with any of them and didn't push them away. From their part, they accepted Danny for who he was, keeping his ghost identity as a secret and supporting him with any issue that he had to face.

For Vlad... his accident was quite different since it was caused accidentally by Jack, who was his best friend. This left Vlad hospitalized for many years and having to deal with new ghosts powers by his own. As result he was consumed by desire of revenge of the person he considered his best friend and believing that Jack ¨stole¨ the family that should have been his.

While it isn't clear what happened during those years between Jack, Maddie and Vlad, there are some implications that Jack and Maddie ¨abandoned¨ Vlad and over time they married. It is possible that Vlad may have pushed them away from his part and later became obsessed with making the Fenton family his own.

In contrast to Danny, Vlad used his ghost powers to get more power to fill the void that came from the loneliness he had. He became obsessed with always being control, manipulating and tricking others, out of fear of being left alone and being hurt again.

They both are clearly intended to be foil of each other, with Vlad representing what Danny could have turned into had he followed a darker manipulative path and maybe if he hadn't had the support that he has from his friends and family in the series.

Another aspect i really like is how personal Vlad as antagonist feels, something that was intentional from the writers' part since he was created to act as a sort of an annoying family member that you can't rid of.

Source: From an old interview of the series Vlad is often referred to as an "uncle" by Danny, usually in a mocking sarcastic way. Maddie and Jack consider him a very close friend (later mainly from Jack) and Jack often goes to Vlad's events to support him.

So, yeah, Vlad is a "very annoying uncle" that Danny has to put up with constanly and can't do much except throw sarcastic remarks when his parents are around.

In addition to this, Vlad really knows how to get in Danny's mind and provoke him. He knows how to push Phantom's buttons and trick him into doing what he wants. He often teases Danny about how he is becoming like him, usually as a way to mess with him or persuade him into joining him.

One of my favourite exchanges is this is scene from "Reign Storm":

Vlad: Sneak attack, very good, Daniel. You're getting more like me with every battle. Danny: I am nothing like you! Vlad: Oh, you're not? Using your powers to get back at people you don't like? Throwing the first punch? You're more like me than you know.

The thing is that Vlad is right that Danny was using his powers to get back to people he doesn't like and "throwing the first punch". Masters was probably saying this to mess with Danny's head or making him believe that he isn't much different from him, which, to a certain extent, is true.

Another example of this is in "Bitter Reunions" when Danny tricks Vlad into making a truce with him if he doesn't want others to find out that he is half ghost. He uses this opportunity to see this as a "small win" since he "teached" something to Danny.

Vlad: Using your opponent's weaknesses against him. I am teaching you something after all.

This idea of feeling ¨personal¨ or knowing how to push the protagonist buttons is something that i wished to see more in antagonists from other series. It makes them more entertaining to watch. On third point, it is what Vlad's goals are in relation to Danny. In contrast to main antagonists you see in other animated shows, Vlad isn't out to destroy Danny. On the contrary: He wants Danny to be his son.

This comes from two things: One, thinking that Danny is the family that should have been his and was "stolen" by Jack after the ghost portal accident back in his college years. Second, from the extreme loneliness he lives in and the desire to have someone else who is just like him, a half human-half ghost, that being one of the main reasons he finds himself so lonely all the time.

Many of Vlad's episodes involve him trying to make Danny his pupil/son in some way, either by provoking him, manipulating him or trying to break the relationships he has with his family. It's one of Vlad's biggest obsessions in the show.

It goes to such extreme methods that he starts a project to clone Danny. Something that takes him months and multiple attempts of watching clones disintegrate over and over again. This is explored in the episode "Kindred Spirits" where Danny finds out about this project, befriends Danielle -one of the clones- and destroys the whole lab.

Now, one thing that is interesting of all this is because Vlad has this obsession of making Danny his pupil/son, he has an emotional attachment to Danny, in the sense that he has a desire to protect him and help him if the boy is in trouble. Just like father takes care of his son.

This is more of a fanon aspect that is more explored in fanfics than in canon. However, there are some examples of this in the series,some being more clear than others.

The biggest one of this is in the alternative timeline from "The Ultimate Enemy" where Danny's friends and family die, Vlad takes care of him and decides to help Danny get rid of his ghost half to make him feel less miserable. Future Vlad also kept Danny's school bag intact for years even after that version of Danny transformed into Dan.

Another more subtle one is Vlad bringing a knocked out Danny back from the Ghost King's castle near the end of Reign Storm ( which was also to get on Jack and Maddie's good side).

There is also how Vlad rarely tries to go all out with his ghost powers against Danny and the implications that he could have got rid of the teen any time he wanted to in the show but he didn't.

Many fanfics involve Vlad saving Danny or protecting him from some powerful ghost enemy. This usually leads to the two characters working together to fight against said enemy. Other fanfics explore the idea of Danny getting scared/accidentally hurt by his parents when they find out that he is Phantom and him choosing to stay with Vlad until they both find a solution to the situation.

These fanfics potray Vlad as a bit more of morally grey character in contrast to the main series. Often while working together, both Danny and Vlad come to understand each other better and the story ends with them making a truce or Vlad starting a redemption arc.

In A Glitch in Time graphic novel, which is inspired by Danny Phantom fanon up to a point, has Vlad helping and protecting Danny in more than one occasion during the battle against Dan. They later fight together and are able to defeat Dan, separating him from Clockwork.

On last point, that has to do with the previous point, it is that there is a bit of tragedy in their relationship. The two are the only ghost-human hybrids in existence (If you don't count Danielle and Dan, the later being a fusion of Vlad and Danny). The two would benefit from helping and supporting each other, specially Vlad having more experience could teach Danny how to control his powers and guide him in cases he doesn't understand what is happening to him.

But, due to both clashing with their goals and Vlad not being able to let go of his past, they become bitter enemies in the series. They are constanly at each other's throats, with Vlad always coming up with some plan that involves manipulating the Fentons or leaving the city of Amity Park in danger.

In spite of this, after the events of ¨A Glitch in Time¨, they seem to be in better terms, with Vlad trying to make amends for all his past misdeeds and the chance of becoming somewhat allies in a near future.

To sum up: These are the main reasons i really like Danny and Vlad's rivarly in Danny Phantom. I like how complex it is and that it has different sides to it. In that regard it stands out to me from other hero-villain dynamics and it makes it one of my favourites.

[thinkingfandoms]

An accurate list of the best movies I've ever seen

This list also includes reasons that are all too objective and nonsensical. Avoid asking too many questions. And share what you think in the comments!

Hercules

Hercules is probably my favourite Disney movie. And I also think that's where my interest in Greek mythology started. Hades is my favorite villain from this company and he's such a mood.

The Prince of Egypt

Oh dear you don't know how much I love this movie. I know every song by heart and was lucky enough to sing them with my choir. I'm a big fan of animation and despite how old is this movie, I think it remains one of the best ever produced. I cried more times over this movie than over all the others on this list combined.

Friends & Family

I only discovered this film this year but it quickly became one of my favorites. I have never laughed for so many consecutive minutes at a movie. I approached it because it's unusual to see a gay mob-themed movie, but I immediately fell in love with all the characters and the final scene remains one of the most comic I have ever seen.

Treasure Planet

I have a soft spot for animated films about great adventures and self-discovery. Jim has been my only animated crush for years, and his story has always resonated with something inside of me (maybe the desire for adventure and his recklessness, idk). Plus, of course, "'I'm Still Here" is one of the most beautiful soundtracks ever created.

Howl's Moving Castle

One of the first films I saw by Studio Ghibli and my absolute favourite. The love stories created by this Studio are always wonderful, and this one is no different. Plus I always saw myself in Sophie (especially about the crush on Howl) and, well, there's Calcifer, what more do you want?

Les Choristes

Another thing I love: movies about music. It may be that I've been playing an instrument for years and singing in choirs, but I've always cried watching kids rediscover a new side of themselves through music and songs. And these songs are composition's masterpieces. I still remember them all by heart even though French isn't my native language.

A Christmas Carol

I'm slightly obsessed with this story, with Charles Dickens and with Christmas. I was born on Christmas Eve so you can imagine how close this theme is to my heart. I have seen several versions of this story though, and for some reason, this one remains my favourite. It may be that it's different from other more colourful versions and really shows the darkness behind the original story, idk.

How to Train Your Dragon

I literally grew up with this saga: I was 8 years old at the first film, 12 at the second and 17 at the third. I watched Hiccup grow up with me as a friend and Toothless as a fellow adventurer. I'll forever be grateful to Dreamworks for creating the best-animated saga that cinema has ever seen.

The Three Musketeers

This movie is so random that it's perfect. I watched it again recently (after like 8 years) and realized that maybe my daddy issues come from this movie: Luke Evans, Orlando Bloom and the freaking Mads Mikkelsen together, seriously? I'm not surprised it was one of my favourite movies growing up.

A Monster in Paris

The love I have for this film is enormous. I could never get over the beauty of the songs in it. The characters are so well written and Francœur will always be in my top animated characters. It's too amazing to be real.

Rise of the Guardians

I could talk for hours about this film and have not even touched the tip of the iceberg. I have an insane obsession with all the characters, starting with and especially Jack, my top animated crush for years. It's all so perfect that I don't see how people never nominate it when it comes to top animated movies.

The Hobbit

Again, I have serious problems with films about fantasy adventures. I have always preferred The Hobbit saga to its sequel because the story has always fascinated me more. And the main character especially: for me Bilbo >>>> Frodo. And then there's Thorin and Luke Evans. You know, daddy issues.

Mune: Guardian of the Moon

Another French animated movie, another obsession, another adventure, another animated character in my top. This is an example of how to do good animation. There isn't a colour out of place. The settings are authentic, the characters are original, and the adventure they make gets me every time.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

I'm maybe a Muggle, but I prefer Fantastic Beasts to the Harry Potter saga. That's not to say it's better, mind you, but it reflects me more. We all know how we Hufflepuffs (and Ravenclaws) have no real representation in the HP movies, so to be able to have at least one prequel saga starring a Hufflepuff (in which I also find myself far too much) as the protagonist is wonderful. And I have an unhealthy urge to become a magizoologist.

The Greatest Showman

It's the movie I have watched the most of these. I know every song by heart and every line too. It always manages to be a roller coaster of emotions. And it has Hugh Jackman in it.

The Boy Foretold By The Stars

I'm a big supporter of the Philippine's film company. This is one movie is gentle, funny, and not based on the usual drama between Christianity and LGBT+ people (which is what I thought when reading the plot at first). Moreover, another underrated thing, the Philippines' music company here has thrown in masterpiece after masterpiece of songs, perfect for this movie.

Bros

This is my top comfort film in the last year. It's like watching a Hallmark movie but hotter, much more sincere and gay. Very gay. And the relationship between the two main characters is so cute and sweet. And funny.

Top Gun: Maverick

I love this saga but especially love this particular chapter. I love Maverick and his relationship with Rooster, and all the other characters are so well-written. And don't get me started on the story... I LOVE it. There isn't much else to say except that Cruise is a great actor (and a terrible person).

Glass Onion - Knives Out

I love my silly little gay detective. And I have a little passion for movies and mystery series. I found this saga's chapter more compelling than the first one, and the characters gripped me more. Also I fell in love with the setting. Oh and then there are Daniel Craig and Hugh Grant.

[do-i-look-like-a-doctor]

part 2 of this

anyways, that’s that. things are fine, people are talked down of their motives, life is going back to normal. THEN OBITO SHOWS UP and it’s nothing but emotional turmoil between Kakashi and that orange masked moron. don’t even get me started on why Obito is doing all this evil stuff in the first place.

wtf do you mean Orbit, that thirty year old, buff, scarred, dopey, traumatized, texas two-steppin man is trying to ruin the world because his crush got gut punched to death when they were both FOURTEEN?

like babe, there’s more important things to worry about besides Rin and killing Kakashi. how are you gonna get crushed by a rock as a teen and instead of staying dead like a normal person you get revived, patched up with tar by your shady uncle, and go on a vengeful rampage for like 15 years. don’t piss me off.

so now it’s Orbit vs. Cashew which is more of a mass emotional hysteria between those two frenemies if anything. then, it’s Fishroll, Pink Doctor, Sigh, Yams, and the entire village vs. The Bad Girls Club.

when Naruto fights these troglodytes you’d think it would be a typical battle of one wins one loses but OF COURSE ITS NOT ITS NEVER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCE.

Naruto, the same kid who can control some of the most powerful ninjutsu, the dude who is besties with the fox demon in his mind, the orphan who had every right to become the villain, wins his fights not with bloodshed but by TALKING? no, don’t look at me. for practical reasons, i do not exist as this moment.

Naruto and company are all out there kicking ass and winning because why wouldn’t they. wanna know who’s not winning? Weasel because Sasuke found him and merked his blind self. yeah, Itachi let Sasuke kill him. wtf, who wrote that in? someone explain family therapy to these two before i call the police.

so when the Bad Girls Club are no longer a club aka hella hella dead or gone and that weird emotional thunderclap between Kakashi and Obito is done you’d think that’s a wrap. you’d think that’s it because everyone got what they wanted. well you’re wrong, sorry love.

because Naruto is STILL SNIFFING OUT SASUKE LIKE A BLOODHOUND WHOS ON THE PROWL.

i wanna point out that throughout the entire series Sasuke has made it clear he doesn’t want friends and Naruto basically said “well we’re married so to bad” and cuz of this whenever he did run into Sasuke it was always a fight. the constant back and forth between these two of betting on losing dogs, yin and yang, self-destruction, self-realization, and strength gain leads you to think Naruto will kill Sasuke because he couldn’t save Sasuke from himself.

that doesn’t happen, of course it doesn’t. that’s normal circumstance and we don’t do that here. have you been listening? don’t get me started fam I’ll punch walls.

Sasuke, the same dude who’s been against any form of emotional connection since day zero, suddenly faces the guy who’s been standing up for him despite all the destruction and death. what’s Sasuke do? admits he’s always lowkey cared for Naruto and the others. im leaving the function, i slipped on my own tears on the way out.

my Jonas brother in Christ, what? Sasuke, babe, get out of my house and be so serious.

i may not have a lot of muscle but i have unbridled female rage, a lot of questions, and a broken flat iron to help me find the god damn answers.

so yeah, he says “teehee oops”, helps rid of the remaining baddies, him and Naruto get matching missing limbs, and all is mostly forgiven.

what do you have left at the end of all this bullshit? traumatized kids who grow up, become something, get married, some have kids, and we never actually got the boyfriends we deserve. Sasuke is still trying to be Jesus of Suburbia, Naruto has a son who’s name sounds like Burrito.

i can not make this shit up, this series goes every direction yet also stays in a circle. if I showed any of the episodes to a victorian child or a modern day old person their heads would explode and it’d feel like chernobyl all over again.

what lessons did we learn by the end of the anime. one, don’t try to destroy the world when your crush dies in your teens. two, mind your business. three, seek family therapy before attempting murder. four, being gay is great and helping the homies is greater. and five, don’t get me started.

yall ever love an anime and/or show so much it becomes irritating? cuz i do.

anyways, it’s a great anime. good animation, relatable characters, amazing development of the world and people in it. i recommend it to everyone and yes it’s weird but we will ignore that. if you want weirder, watch One Piece.

thank you for coming to my yap session.

(again, unedited. sorry for mistakes, i might fix them later)

[hotmonkeelove]

Do you know why in one databook of naruto Masashi Kishimoto said that the relationshio between orochimaru and anko was intense? And in what page of one of the databook he compares a tecnique like lovers suicide? For me, anko loves him since a long time and orochimaru too but when she grew up! ♡

Here's the link to the first source pace. The pages on Anko are 122-123, where her relationship with Orochimaru is described as intense/ very deep (depending on the translation, but it means the same thing). Page 206 is where the Twin Snakes Mutual Death/ Twin Snake Sacrifice jutsu is compared to a lover's suicide. Here's my post on that, where I cite Narutopedia as my source. I don't own it personally. I can only point to the online sources/ translations.

As to why Kishimoto said that, I can only give you an educated guess. So here goes, I can't see how Anko wouldn't have been in awe of him/ crushing on him big time when she was his student. He was a Sannin, he was still the favourite to succeed the 3rd Hokage at the time, he thought she had incredible potential- short of having a kekkei genkai (the Sharingan is the only reason he gives for Sasuke having more potential than her), the fact he accuses her of being jealous of Sasuke, his intelligence and how (though he held some stuff back) he taught her everything she knows, and how, despite everything, she still copies his behaivours. I mean, if she really hates him that much, you'd think she'd quit waving her tongue around like she idolises him. Not to mention, she still keeps the photo of the two of them together on her headboard. To have someone's photo be the first and last thing you look at each day, they have to be very dear to you. I think she feels a hell of a lot of guilt for the things he did, but he'll always be the only one who means the world to her. No one can take his place.

With Orochimaru, he must have seen her as his "pet." Recall when Sakon reveals his curse mark to Sasuke, he says, "Did you think you were Lord Orochimaru's only pet?" Pawns get experimented on like easily disposable lab rats. Curse marks are reserved for his most valuable pieces. And the Heaven's curse mark is the most powerful of them, which is why he risked it on Sasuke. I would also go further with the snake summoning contract. Orochimaru has (that we know of) initiated only three others into a pact with Ryuchi Cave. Those are Kabuto, his right-hand man; Sasuke, his ideal vessel; and Mitsuki, his child, whom he hopes will be the Moon who aides the Sun in saving the world during the next great conflict. That's a pretty exclusive group, and the snakes are not especially welcoming. He must've had a lot of faith in her and viewed her as a valued apprentice, not simply a student or subordinate. Also, in their team photo, it's just the two of them. She doesn't have teammates till the Chunin exams, when they're required. Jiraiya is not shown with only Minato, but two other students we never see or hear about again. It must've been the two of them for several years and she must've been very important to him. Otherwise, why would he bother?

I get the feeling that there was a Genji/ Murasaki element there (in The Tale of Genji, Murasaki is the young girl he abducts, educating her to be his ideal woman, and eventually marrying her. She remains devoted to him, despite his faithlessness, including a marriage to another woman. She tells him she wants to be nun, but he won't let her, and she dies soon after). Then there's the story that most likely influenced Anko's character and relationship with Orochimaru, The Tale of the Gallant Jiraiya, which the Sannin are based on. Orochimaru is the master of snake magic. He is betrothed to a princess, but she becomes frightened of him as his villainous behaivour worsens. Jiraiya and Tsunade end up rescuing her.

[like-rain-or-confetti]

Rogue crushing on another villain henchperson and it's mutual. It's pretty clear and he asks if being a big villain was the reason for their interest. But then Y/N says "Oh no, it's not the reason.  When I'm with my boss, people always see him first. But you? You looked at me. Most people I meet think of me as an afterthought or try to get to my boss through me. It was nice for someone to see me first."

The Riddler: "I know what that's like. For someone to see you but not really see you." He smiled slightly. He grew weary of that feeling a long time ago. Edward was better than that. He was smart enough to see something in people that are worth his time. Something everyone else seems to miss. You were no exception. There was something about you that made you worth his time and like a puzzle, he was going to figure you out and decide if you were worth it. "However, Crane hired you and speaks highly of you. There's a reason for that. Naturally I'm curious about you. Don't let me down, will you (Y/N)?"

Scarecrow: "Well, it seems rather surprising that the likes of Roman Sionis would hire such a capable, level headed individual such as yourself." Jonathan said crisply. He noticed the way you blushed slightly and curled into yourself. "I trust you find his work satisfactory?" He asked and you nodded. "Yes, Mr Sionis is brutal but hasn't given me any reason to question working for him." Jonathan nodded. "I see. Well, I'll consider him lucky for your loyalty. I'd like to remain in touch. I'll admit, I have no interest in what Roman Sionis does or intends. I find him too...brutish and egotistical for my tastes. However, I would like to see more of you. I reckon you much more appealing."

Two-Face: He seemed to agree with your statement, nodding before speaking. "Tetch's employees are usually brainwashed to the point of barely being people." Harvey leaned against the wall beside him, arms crossed. "It's rather surprising of him to employ a genuinely nice individual with a mind of their own." You smiled slightly. "Thank you, Mr Two-Face. Although I'd say it was a given. You didn't have to be polite to me given my position beneath your associate. Regardless, you did. I appreciate it. As I said before, it's not a often occurrence." Harvey smirked. "You're not a common occurrence." Harv replied. "I'll give Tetch credit where credits due. He did good with you." "Just don't let him ruin you." Harvey added. "It would be such a shame." Harv' agreed with a nod.

Black Mask: "Harvey can pick out a goodie two-shoes. I'll give him that. He tends to avoid hiring them. Though he picked a much more tolerable goodie. A pretty face too. A man like me simply couldn't resist getting to know someone like you." Roman shrugged like it was the most simply thing in the world. The door behind you swung open. "Roman Sionis, hiding away in here are you?" Harv' taunted darkly. "Hiding?" Roman tilted his head. "I don't hide from the likes of you Dent. I was just saying hello to little (Y/N) here." "I believe you have." Harvey shot back. "Now are you gonna come with me or do I have to get (Y/N) to leave instead?" Roman sat back in his chair. His expression unseen behind his mask but his tone of voice gave him away. "I don't see any need for that. I think both of us are just fine right here but you're free to clear off." Roman replied smugly. "(Y/N), leave." Harv' ordered flatly. You nodded and stood up. "It was a pleasure, Mr Sionis." "Oh doll, trust me, the pleasure is all mine." You could hear his grin behind the mask. "Oh and if I can help it, I'll see much more of you."

Mad Hatter: "I find you much more pleasant company than Edward. Especially those he employs." Jervis shrugged simply. "Edward hires such dull and boring people! I do consider dear Edward a friend however his actions and employees are rather...what's the word? Theatrical? No...I'd say that's more of a quality for some. Arrogant? Ah! Two words, insufferably arrogant!" His eyes gleamed as he grinned. He tapped the tip of your nose. "Not you!" He sang before giggling. "No, you are a very good choice indeed. If not careful, he might find I am tempted to have you for myself!" "I appreciate the compliment but I'm rather happy with my position." You replied politely with a bashful smile. He sighed, slumping slightly before perking up. "Regardless! I'm always pleased to have a new friend and if Edward gives you any trouble, you know where to find me!" He grinned mischeviously.

[hashtagloveloses]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Thanks....

the issue here is i have a recency issue. they cycle out depending on what i’ve consumed recently. so ill forget a blorbo and be sad about it. also i have a predilection for sad little bisexual guys so it’s very skewed

1. one of my OGs is will parry from his dark materials. he’s of that type of male character that is relentlessly kind shonen protagonist who keeps being forced into violence but doesnt want to. also the original book boyfriend next to percy jackson. 12 year old me was obsessed. i loved prince caspian and half the narnia boys for the same reason, and when i watched fullmetal alchemist this was why alphonse elric was my favorite elric brother. (this is also why i love yuji, tanjiro, and deku very dearly)

2. probably one of my first blorbos of all time was elphaba from wicked, hence my old URL. reading that book too early changed my brain chemistry. area leftist of a marginalized identity maligned by society and also bisexual as hell. she will always be my first and forever girly. you can imagine what happened to me when i met wei wuxian, who is essentially the same character. i went nuts

3. the funny little bisexual man who covers his pain with humor and cares so deeply usually goes on the list. one of my first was and always will be Sokka, but percy jackson fills this role as well as my beloveds, Satoru Gojo, and Vash the Stampede

4. funny little bisexual man who covers his pain with humor and is doomed by the narrative could cover many already mentioned but Nicholas D. Wolfwood remains the pinnacle. he’s very important to me. ive made a lot of posts about him but him representing this existential dread that you’ll die before you find happiness haunts me

5. the secondary villain who becomes a begrudging part of the team for comedy also always is a favorite but Greed from FMA has always stuck with me. an embodiment of one of humanity’s sins finding peace because the thing he most coveted became the love of others and not material wants got my ass

6. i understand there arent many women on this list and while i have favorite female characters in many pieces of media they dont often make the top list, however asajj ventress goes on the list. her story even before dark disciple is one of the best in star wars. as u can tell i have a predilection for evil women maligned in society

7. maul is also one of my favorites of all time. they really resurrected him and made him the most compelling in the narrative. the tragedy that he wont let go even in his last moments always gets me. watching twin suns actually broke me. his story in rebels was airing in a part of my life where i really identified with him as someone gifted yet ignored and thrown away and it got me

8. shocking absolutely no one, while sailor moon is one of my favorite pieces of media of all time and it is largely about women, my blorbo is tuxedo mask, mamoru chiba, the like ONE guy. he’s pathetic, he’s bisexual, and he’s also one of my first anime crushes of all time. more importantly he has been wronged by many adaptations and i must fight for his honor.

9. the Doctor remains ever important to me, especially 9, but them as a character. probably the same as Vash and Xie Lian, the sad immortal character cursed to constantly be alone who doesn’t want to hurt people always gets my ass

10. Rapunzel from Tangled has always been a very special blorbo for reasons i wont share online but that series had my ass in a vice grip for a reason

[jadelotusflower]

Obscure Christmas Movie Rewatch: A Mom for Christmas

Tired of your yearly watches of Love Actually and Muppet’s Christmas Carol? Underwhelmed by the churn of Netflix/Hallmark Christmas movies that have approximately three plots and only two titles?

Well this year welcome to my Obscure Christmas Movie Rewatch, where I revisit corny tv movies from my childhood, often available in terrible potato quality on YouTube!

First up it’s A Mom for Christmas! Made in that glorious year of fashion and good taste 1990, with a girl who wants (guess what), an Australian mannequin who wants to be real girl, and a witch who brings them together for Christmas.

Meet Jessica Slocum (unclear if she has a blue-haired English Aunt obsessed with her pussy):

Believe it or not, the messy braids/floppy hat combo was peak fashion at this time (look up Blossom if you want to know more).

Jessica’s idea of a good time is to wander around a department store looking forlornly at the other girls shopping with their mothers, to the angelic voice of the late great Olivia Newton John singing “what if?”

Meet Philomena (Doris Roberts, also late and great), a witch who for some reason works in a department store even though she can grant wishes. She also saves mannequins from trash compactors and encourages people to pick up litter. I kind of wish the movie was about her.

She grants Jessica’s wish of a Mom for the holidays, and bring one of the store’s mannequins to life in the form of Amy Miller. Now, ONJ was always a better singer than an actor, and maybe it’s just the childhood nostalgia talking, but she’s exceedingly charming in this.

Jessica’s dad is this dweeb Jim Slocum (Doug Sheehan), who allows her to move in after she shows up at the door claiming to answer an ad he placed for childcare. You can see where this is going.

There’s a wiff of Xanadu about the whole thing, except instead of a Greek Muse awoken from a painting, this time ONJ is given human form from plastic, and sadly there are no roller-skating musical numbers.

What follows are various Born Yesterday tropes, including Amy cooking chicken noodle soup for breakfast, reading Jessica’s diary and inviting her crush over, and trying to put out a fire with eggnog. Jess learns that having a mother comes with conflict, and Amy learns to cry, as another ONJ song plays in the background.

There’s also the drama of taking one of the store’s cars to go tree shopping (driven by a mannequin chauffeur), and Jessica needing to remember her lines for the school Christmas play (the Santa mannequin helps her out).

There is however a genuinely hilarious moment as Doug sits in the aftermath of the Christmas tree fire, surrounded by burned family photos of his dead wife. Amy pops her head around the corner and chirps: “Are you sure you don’t want some gazpacho?”

There are three different shades of pink in this outfit - the early 90′s, everyone!

Since it’s all very low stakes, we need a villain in the form of mustachioed Jacob Carter Mr Morelli (Carmen Argenziano), the store’s security chief who hates Christmas and (for some reason) mannequins, and wants to bust Amy for shoplifting the clothes she left the store wearing when she came to life.

There’s also a subplot about how the mannequins with no faces or souls are replacing the “real” mannequins, treated 100% seriously, accompanied by creepy music.

Was this some kind of social commentary about department stores losing their vibe and becoming mass-commercialised and soulless rather than retaining customer-focused charm, told through the lens of mannequins who come alive at night vs those who don’t? Probably not. This has no bearing on the actual story other than the threat that if Amy turns back into a mannequin she’ll be replaced and destroyed. But this remains unresolved at the end as we can only assume Amy’s mannequin friends, not so lucky to become human, will shortly be relegated to the trash compacter Philomena saved Santa from in the opening sequence.

Amy has the power to bring other mannequins to life, but they all cheer her off at the end instead of asking her to wake them up so they can stage a mass breakout and save themselves. Way to pull the mortality ladder up after you, Amy.

Kids, the 90’s was nothing but hats and scrunchies. It was a simpler time.

And side ponytails. So many side ponytails.

Amy and Jim fall for each other blah blah blah, Jessica has to confront losing another mother so soon after finding her, but at the end of 90 minutes all is well, Jess and Jim’s love for Amy turn her human forever, Morelli gets almost mown down by the mannequin chauffeur and probably has a break from reality, Philomena continues doing her witchy thing, and a Mom for Christmas becomes a Mom for life.

Look, this is not a good movie. There’s only so much work the nostalgia filter can do, and there is a huge amount of schlock and cringe in this. But Olivia Newton John (RIP) is charming, Doris Roberts (RIP) gives an empathetic performance worlds away from Marie Barone, and it’s inoffensive, family fare.

Should your interest be piqued, it can be watched here:

[motzgurke]

hiii im a new follower^^ I've been spending a lot of time in ur blog lately and i kinda have something in mind that I'd like to request ^^

could you please do a shoto×reader where the reader just wanted to tease him and get on his nerves a little at first when they just joined UA to lovers. We all know how cold that boy was when he first joined UA and the reader just wanted to annoy him a little and be friends and constantly asks him to go to cafe or any other places to hang out after school to get to know each other, to which he always declines lol. Reader has no romantic feelings at first and reader just truly wanted to piss him off (but not pushing his boundaries) and be friends. Then after the sports festival where he starts to warm up to being friends w someone that he agreed to go w reader once and they started hanging out more often after that, then after some time shoto's the one who initiates on hanging out. And this is where shoto started developing a crush for reader and gets offended when u don't invite him once when u go out bcs how dare you not take him w you>:(

English is not my first language so sorry for the bad english😓😓I'll leave the ending to u if thats okay. Thank youuu^^

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You were laughing with Mina about a joke she had cracked when you spotted the familiar red and white hair entering the classroom. “Excuse me for a second”, you smiled and Mina watched with a grin as you made your way over to the back rows, grabbing Fumikage’s chair and turning it around so you could face the already irritated Shoto Todoroki.

He was ignoring you as he unpacked his books, eyes downcast on his bag just to avoid eye contact. Somewhere along the way, you had started bothering him from time to time asking him to join you for lunch or an after-school training session. Shoto always refused, convinced that you were only getting to him because he was the most powerful student in the class and the son of the number two pro hero. And anyway, he was way too busy to waste his time with you. The only thing he needed, and wanted, was to reach his goal and have a peaceful three years without anyone to annoy or distract him.

Well, the latter obviously failed at your numerous attempts to spend time with him and they only seemed to increase after the USJ incident, where you were watching as he defeated the villains with ease. Shoto didn’t understand why you just couldn’t leave him alone.

“Hey, Shoto. There is a new exhibition about the heroes in modern art in the museum downtown. Would like to visit it with me?”, your smile shined brighter than the sun while he remained stone cold, voice not even shifting a tiny bit. “No.”

You were expecting this answer since all of your attempts had ended this way and so you weren’t hurt when he refused to tag along. You knew he was a lonely wolf, interacting with others no more than necessary, but maybe that was the reason you were so intrigued by annoying him.

At first, you had only tried to make some friends in the new school, but something about Shoto was fascinating enough that you couldn’t help but come back to him. Maybe it was the way he always seemed to keep his cool, not flinching about anything or anyone that you constantly tried breaking his icy walls, drawing a genuine emotional reaction from the closed-off boy. Or maybe it was just the curiosity to know why he didn’t want to befriend anyone.

Starting in a new school and forming new bonds was tough for everyone, but Shoto didn’t even try to initiate something, rather keeping to himself, coming right on the time and leaving with the sound of the bell without a chance to connect with someone. You heard the giggles of your classmates as he turned you down again, but you couldn’t care less. It wasn’t like you really wanted to befriend someone as arrogant and closed off as Shoto, but the thrill of the hunt was what kept you going.

Ok, maybe you were trying to piss him off because you were a little offended at his sometimes rude answers. Despite his prestigious origin, he could have a foul mouth if he wanted to and it really pissed you off at how easily he managed to keep his voice calm while you paled at the choice of his words. It was never something too personal but comments about your quirk or your inexperienced battle abilities stirred something nasty inside of you, that your constant approaches had become your personal way of messing with the strongest person in the class. Not a very elegant battle but one you were definitely willing to win.

And this time you really wanted it. So instead of leaving as you would usually do, you crossed your arms on his table and placed your head on them, the new angle giving you a chance to find his mismatched eyes rolling when you wouldn’t give up.

“Have you ever been to a cat café before? There is a new one opening on Saturday and I wanted to try it out”, you smiled politely as he stopped his movements and stared at you, not showing a tinge of emotion. “Why would I want that?”, he asked and his brow shot up questioningly. Finally, you cheered and pushed yourself further up. A reaction!

Suddenly you felt more confident and grinned at him when you explained what a cat café was supposedly about and that your father had often told you about them since you were a cat lover and all. “I have spent a lot of afternoons hopping from café to café, trying different themed ones. It’s a fun activity when you do it friends”, you reminisce happily. You didn’t expect to brabble so much, but the fact that he answered you for once in a full sentence gave you hope that you at least scratched at his icy walls.

Unfortunately, the silence between you turned uncomfortable really quick and you knew you had hit a sore spot when his eyes narrowed in disgust. Unconsciously his hand drifted to his scar, an eternal reminder of the days he had to spend in the family dojo, beaten and exhausted to the point he collapsed into his own puddle of vomit. Shoto never got to experience what a relaxed afternoon was like, he never got the chance to spend his time with friends because he was never allowed to have them. Hearing you talk so casually about these things made his insides sting and before he knew it his face contorted in antipathy.

When you spotted his hand clutched tight enough his knuckles turned white you knew you crossed a line you weren’t meaning to. Yes, you wanted him to do something, to piss him off, but it wasn’t your intention to actually hurt him. As much as you enjoyed the teasing this time you had to properly apologize.

“I’m sorry. I’ll leave you alone”, you mumbled and trotted back to Mina, shoulders slumped in shame that you accidentally had overstepped a boundary you weren’t meaning to. Shoto said nothing, just watched when you returned to your friends, Mina and Hanta laughing as you rubbed your head in embarrassment, hiding your shame behind a happy smile.

Shoto wasn’t sure if it was a good or bad thing when you approached him the next day like nothing happened. This time he actually looked at you when you had asked him if he wanted to do your homework together, but he was too occupied with reading your behavior than paying attention to what you said. The shame from yesterday seemed to have vanished completely and without asking further he fell back into his routine, ignoring you till the point he was able to refuse whatever you were asking him to do with you.

He was sure you had been nothing but annoying so far, but when you left that day he couldn’t help but think about how you had changed your way of speaking to him. You greeted him friendly, then a sly smile spread on your lips as you asked him to go to a book store with you, but when he declined like usual you didn’t tell him a story to maybe change his mind. Instead, you just turned around and returned to whatever you had been doing before, keeping a joyful posture.

And it went on like that, you teasing him about spending your afternoon with him and Shoto always answering with a no before you left as if nothing happened. At first, he was relieved that you didn’t feel the need to share your stories with him anymore, but somehow, and he would never admit that loudly, he missed your urges to get him to talk. He didn’t know when he started to miss it when you weren’t attempting him on certain days and rather spend your time laughing with Mina, Hanta, and Eijiro.

Shoto even felt less annoyed at your actions, and one day he even found himself staring at the notebook you had snatched from his hand to gain his attention. The way you had playfully flicked through the pages and stopped when you found an empty one, a teasing grin on your face as you stole his pen and doodled something before handing it back to him as you sticked your tongue out at him… Something about that had captured his attention and now had been occupying his thoughts enough that he nearly spaced out during Sensei Ectoplasm’s lesson.

For once he felt the curiosity nagging at his mind, desperate to know what you had drawn in his book but he was not willing to imagine your dumb smile when he opened it in school and so he tried to ignore it for the rest of the day.

Relieved when the day was finally over he hurried home faster than usual, giving Fuyumi a short greeting before he returned to his room and fetched the notebook from his bag. While he was staring at the cover Shoto asked himself why he was so eager to know what you had drawn for him. When did he even start to care if you came to ask him out every day? With a confused sigh, he flipped through the pages, eyes quickly scanning the handwritten notes when a weird picture crossed his gaze, too fast on his first try to stop and so he slowly turned each page again until he found what he thought was a trick played on his mind.

But no, it actually was there and his brows furrowed in confusion at the cup filled with noodles, a dumbly grinning face on the front side, and a stick-like hand waving at him. And if the doodle wasn’t enough you had added a speech bubble, positioning it so that the cup was asking him to eat soba with you.

“Hm…”, Shoto brooded over the picture, confused why a soba cup was asking to eat soba. Was this meant to be funny? Should he laugh? He couldn’t help but stare at the drawing, trying to read some ulterior meaning into it but nothing seemed to sit right with him. He was at least sure that this was your ask for today, but why do it like this? Maybe you have grown tired of speaking to him without getting much of an answer, or maybe it was just to irritate him by drawing in his notes. Whatever it was, Shoto was sure you tried to achieve something with that move. And while he wondered about the speaking soba cup, he didn’t notice a small smile tugging at his lips.

The sports festival was over and Shoto was sitting at his desk, observing his classmates who were talking about the event and how much fun they had, despite their placement in the tournament. Everyone had seemed to change at least a bit after the festival. Some tried improving their skills while others had found confidence in their abilities and again another one was just enjoying the seemingly more energetic class, openly talking with each other like they had been friends forever.

And Shoto… Well, since his fight with Izuku he noticed some changes about him too. A lot of his pent-up anger seemed to have dissipated, leaving him less on edge than before. In fact, he had grown more comfortable when talking with his classmates, it still wasn’t much but at least he could hold a conversation without feeling bored by them. Instead, he actually paid attention and was genuinely interested in what some of them had to say, especially Hanta, who had been defeated by him so easily was opening up to him, and after Shoto had apologized to him again for his rough treatment they had been talking more casually lately, even sharing his manga reading hobby with his black haired friend.

Friend… Speaking of which Shoto noticed you too had changed. While you had been friendly before you seemed to be comfortable enough to share some genuine laughter with your classmates, not the polite ones you did before. The happiness you radiated was infecting everybody around you, even Katsuki seemed (a bit) less grumpy when you were around and a new feeling bubbled inside of Shoto’s stomach, one he wasn’t able to place right now.

The sports festival seemed to have opened new paths for everyone and while the others were encouraged the walk them he still hesitated, unsure if these new emotions and interests were what he needed.

To his relief, some things didn’t change, and one of them was your continuous attempts at getting him to spend time with you.

You were once again leaning on his desk, chin propped up on your hands as you grinned at him. “So, you wanna go to a book store after school?” You must have noticed his interest in mangas when he spoke with Hanta during the breaks and now we’re trying to approach him on this topic because it seemed to be easier.  Shoto looked at you, the soft smile and brightly shining eyes, when he answered like usual, “Sure.”

You blinked at him. Everyone else seemed to have stopped whatever they were doing and watched in fascination the new change in your routine. You blinked another time and sat up straighter, turning momentarily around to look at Mina who was just shrugging her shoulders at you with a grin. Even more confused you turned back and opened your mouth to speak, but it took you quite some time to form a coherent sentence, “Did you just say yes?”

Shoto nodded slightly, an unreadable expression on his face. “Technically I said sure, but I guess it means the same.” With that you nearly fell from your seat, leaning further on his desk and closer to him until you were far too close than necessary. “Are you serious?”, you asked and Shoto sank back against his chair, bringing some more distance between you two. “Yes.”

You slumped back and stared at him, trying to read if he was playing you but to your surprise, he seemed to actually mean it this time. For a moment you were lost in thought, never would you have considered that Mr. I-Don’t-Need-Friends would be agreeing to join you for an afternoon. You were a bit offended that you weren’t able to annoy him as you wanted, but with a last look to Mina and a thumbs up from her you decided to give it try. Maybe you could discover an entirely new side of the unapproachable Shoto Todoroki and before you gave that idea a second thought you had agreed to visit the store after school.

Time seemed to fly by as you tried to prepare mentally for your… meeting with Shoto. You weren’t sure what term you should use and never before have you been as nervous as you were now. It wasn’t like you to keep quiet when you walked down the streets next him, unsure what you could say or do. Some other students, especially some of the girls in your year, were gifting you with poisonous stares, unable to believe that you had succeeded in getting Shoto to spent some quality time with you.

And as you soon came to discover quality wasn’t the right choice to describe your day, instead, you opted for pleasant.

Despite your expectations, Shoto has gotten quite talkative as soon as you entered the shop, urging you to venture into the manga section with him and talk casually about his favorite genres and tropes.

“And you really like this kind of thing?” Shoto’s calm voice managed to startle you as he leaned over your shoulder inspecting the copy of a Magic Kaito manga you held in your hands.

The protagonist was a high schooler and secretly thief and originated from another series, but somehow his playful and sly behavior concluded with a flashy white suit and cape had captured your heart.

A smile escaped your lips as you turned so Shoto could get a better look. “His pranks might be a bit cringe, but I love the image of the gentleman thief. He doesn’t really want to do something bad, actually he does help the police a lot.”

You turned the page and Shoto inspected the finely drawn lines and how certain panels were highlighted to compliment the elegant attitude of the thief. But what was even more intriguing than the manga itself was the way your eyes sparkled as you told him about his adventures and the smile gracing your lips as you showed him your favorite panels.

When he agreed to tag along with you Shoto would have never guessed how easy it actually was to talk to you and how fond he was of sharing his interests.

He had always thought you were annoying and pushed you away, but it was so comforting to be around you that he questioned his sanity for not agreeing to go out with you sooner.

“… and even though he announces all of his coups he succeeds every time. And it’s so cool when he escaped with his hang glider into the night and… Shoto?”

Shoto hadn’t realized how spaced out he was until your hand found his shoulder gently shaking to break him from his trance. You blushed a little as he blinked a few times, his cute expression catching you a bit off guard.

“This sounds good. I guess I’ll try it.” A few seconds passed where you just stared at each other, not sure why but as soon as you come back to your senses you offered the manga to him a happy smile gracing your lips.

With a small thank, he took the book from you, but instead of aiming for the checkout, he proceeded to grub through the rows until his eyes caught a specific short series that comforted him through hard days. Carefully he took the first volume of the manga and flipped through the pages of content expression as he remembered how lovely the panels were drawn and soft the characters were written.

You watched as Shoto returned to you and handed you the book. The cover was simple, two teenagers standing back to back with a bunch of colorful shooting stars above them. Curiously you turned the manga around and read over the description.

“Didn’t think you would be into shojo stuff”, you joked and watched Shoto scratch his chin, avoiding eye contact as he tried hiding the small blush painting his cheeks rosy. “The story is very good and I thought you might like the drawings. If you don’t want it you don’t have to read it.” And as Shoto was about to take the mange from you again you took a step back and pressed it against your chest.

“It’s fine. If you recommend it I will definitely read it”, and with a wink, you left him standing dumbfounded as you turned to purchase the manga. A strange feeling tickled in your tummy as you handed over the cash and took the small book back into your hands. It was nice that Shoto had searched for something you might like, even going as far as to expose to you that he reads romantic stuff like this.

If someone would have told you beforehand what a thoughtful and pleasant person was to be around you would have laughed, but now that you got to spend some time besides school and training with him you discovered a whole different side of him. One you wished you would see more often from now on.

A few weeks later it became a habit to spend time with Shoto after school and at some point he even started to ask you out by himself, offering to visit museums or other stores with you.

Never would you have guessed that under his icy shell laid a curious young boy, eager to go exploring and discover things he wasn’t allowed to see before. You knew for sure that his confused but pleased expression when he discovered something new he liked would never tire you, instead, you tried out as many “firsts” with him as possible.

He on the other hand grew more and more fond of your presence beside him, even starting to seek you during school hours and inviting you to lunch with him and the Dekusquad. Shoto didn’t understand why he was so drawn to you, but the way you smiled made his heart beat in a weird but good way and he looked forward to spending more and more time with you.

That was until one certain Friday afternoon when he overheard you talking to Hanta and Mina about a concert you wanted to go to with them. Something clenched inside of him as you three agreed on a specific time and you returned to your seat the excitement easy readable in your joyful expression.

Shoto tried his best to ignore this nagging tugging in his chest, but when you said goodbye that day and left to spend time with your other friends Shoto’s mood dropped to an all-time low.

It wasn’t like him to be riled by such easy things, but the fact that you hadn’t even asked him to tag along left a sour taste in his mouth. Have you not asked him because you grew tired of him? Or did he do something to offend you?

These and other thoughts kept him from sleeping during the following weekend. Despite all of his efforts to ignore this nasty sting, you managed to stay on his mind 24/7 and Shoto felt so desperate to see you, to hear your laugh when he said something blunt, or feel your touch when you dragged him along to show him something exciting.

He had gotten so used to being by your side that one time you chose to spend with others than him had him left feeling lonely and anxious.

When you returned to school on Monday and Shoto didn’t return your greeting you noticed something was off. As you glanced at him during the lessons you spotted him pouting and turning his head down whenever your eyes met.  It seemed like all the progress you had made with him vanished overnight and you planned to at least talk to him after school, hoping to sort things out.

After the last lesson in heroics, you hurried to change out of your costume and waited for Shoto to leave the gym. At first, you thought he was already gone as you watched the other boys leave with no sign of Shoto, but your patience paid off when he finally exited the changing rooms.

“Shoto?”, you asked as he passed by without even looking at you. Your breath hitched in distress and you leaped forward hugging his arm tightly to make him stay and listen.

“What is wrong with you? Why are you ignoring me?”, you asked and hugged his arm tighter when you felt him pulling away. But the stubbornness in you wasn’t willing to let him leave without addressing the issue and after a minute of silence, he gave up his resistance and looked at you.

As much as he tried to conceal it you saw the disappointment in his mismatched eyes. “Shoto?” You tried again much softer than before and waited for a response.

Meanwhile, Shoto was debating with himself what he should say to you. The racing of his heart and swirling thoughts as you pressed yourself so close to his side made it incredibly hard for him to concentrate. The sad crease of your eyebrows where to final straw to break him and sighed, his free hand rising to comb through his white strands.

“If you don’t want to hang out with me anymore you could have just said so.”

Silence followed and the only reaction from you was a confused blink. Not sure if he should continue Shoto waited for a different reaction but it took you quite some time to process his words.

“I’m sorry but what? Why would you think that?” You loosened your grip a little and turned to face him directly. Why would not want to spend time with him anymore? “Shoto?”, you urged again and he dropped his head, the dual-colored bangs shielding his eyes from your confused gaze.

“Friday is our day and you left with Hanta and Mina”, he mumbled while an embarrassed blush painted his cheeks red. Shoto could hear his pulse pounding in his ears, your presence always did some weird things to him but right now the closeness drove him crazy.

Even your confused look was incredibly cute to him and it was hard to remain calm while you stared at him with those beautiful eyes of yours. The things you did to him were insane and he didn’t really understood why his body reacted that way but he was itching to pull you into his arms, it would have been so easy by how close you were to him.

But he couldn’t not if you were about to push him away. 

You on the other hand were frozen in place, slowly deciphering why he had behaved so off the whole day and why he was still pouting like this.

Of course, you had noticed him change in the last weeks. He had opened up so much, told you so many things, and was clearly enjoying himself in a way he never had before. Sooner than later you found yourself longing to spend time with him, his presence alone was enough to send your heart into overdrive and it hurt you deeply how he suddenly ignored you.

But to think he was so cold to you because he was jealous you spend time with other people than him… It was flattering and concerning at the same time.

Shoto was still glued in place when you released his arm and cupped his cheeks in your hands, squishing them slightly as a grin spread on your lips. He was jealous. Jealous, because he probably felt the same things you did for him and the thought alone made you want to dance around in joy.

Shoto was shocked when you pulled him down and buried your face in his hair, stroking his back in a soothing manner. “I’m sorry I forgot our Friday trip, but I will never ever stop wanting to spend time with you. I love it way too much.”

As he listened to you his pouting softened and subconsciously his arms found their place around your waist. Slowly your words sank in and his sour mood lighted up, a happy smile tugging at his lips.

“You sure you still want to be around me?”, he mumbled into the crook of your neck and laughed again, pulling him far away enough to look into his eyes. “I’m very sure. Would you allow me to make it up to you?”

You offered deepened the blush on his cheeks but he nodded eagerly as you pulled him along with you.    

[dilfwaynes]

hcs on talia’s girlfriend being a batman fangirl?

⚢ pairings; talia al ghul x fem!reader

✗ warnings; talia slowly losing it

note: thx anon i’ve been waiting for this. sorry for the long wait.

this is taking place in gotham because i want the useless and unnecessary drama every fiber of her being would prick with annoyance, at first it would be self amusing and like a ‘this isn’t real’ reaction at first, when she spends the night the first time at your place and you come out in a batman pjs shirt.

she’ll give a quick eyebrow raise with pursed lips, the reaction on the outside is dull but still enough to catch your attention, while mentally she’s thinking about all the ways to destroy that shirt, and if this is some sick joke god is playing on her

it only gets worst when you say she’s a hater and ask if she’s a superman fan instead,”don’t tell me you’re some major superman fan.”

“quite the opposite my love.”

doesn’t question anything else that night thinking that would be the end of it and the shirt remains from some childhood silly crush you once had on batman, she’s completely wrong and it’s even worst when she finds out you still have a die hard fangirl crush on bruce without even knowing it, and the fact you don’t even know that the batman is her ex who she shares a son with.

rethinks the reason of her existence when you get in a heated debate of defending batman and calling him the protector of gotham and everyone in gotham needing to start being more thankful and grateful for him

also broods whenever batman is mentioned on the news of once again saving the city from hell that is gotham, you’re so awestruck of batman and she simply can’t understand why, ignores the hypocrisy however with bruce being the man she was in love with for over a decade.  

you don’t really seem to care much about bruce wayne though from what she can tell, and because she’s teem of needing to know everything, she went out of her way to ask.

the simple dismiss of bruce being handsome but overhyped and is probably boring definitely had her swell up with some pompousness, also humored her because you don’t know that’s the same man is under that stupid cowl you love

disguises the main reason of her asking is because of bruce being the father of damian and it just ends as that other than you being mildly surprised but understanding the spring of information of talia’s trust needing to be strong before telling you.

she hasn’t quite yet come around to tell you everything yet, including her real identity either she needs some time to thread that  delicately.

probably has a small annoying fear talking in the back of her head that you might leave her once you know the whole truth and you’ll see bruce as your beloved bat knight and pose her as the  villain, as most do.

the batfamily would find the whole batman crush so funny though, jason would be amused but also annoyed because talia >> bruce or batman always, probably will glare at you the first time he ever saw you wearing some batman merch. damian would be unamused and  unbothered, maybe will ask talia why she allows you to wear batman stuff and embarrass herself like that. dick is your biggest supporter and friend now since he’s the opposite of jason

bruce himself would feel really awkward about it at first but also slowly get cocky with it, likely just to piss talia off.

dick chimes in with it also, “a real batman fan huh? you know the old man sees him from time to time, you should ask bruce to get you an autograph.” talia’s silently seething but not enough that it passes dick, it does you at the mere excitement of batman knowing your existence — unknowingly sending talia into a farther blazing imagination of wrapping her hands around nightwing’s neck, maybe bruce’s too if she’s jealous and mad enough.

once you finally circle into the loop of everything obviously you’re shocked until the embarrassment hits and realize all the moments of you being an crushed batman fan in front of the dark knight himself without knowing, as well as his children who are also his fellow vigilantes.

it happened within minutes of batman suddenly appearing in a hazed phase of damian suddenly taking a leave and talia addressing batman as bruce.

“bruce.”

“what? bruce?”

your confusion at talia’s words becoming awestruck when you see bruce under the cowl.

“BRUCE?”

talia grimes and hates the way your eyes light up slightly and your cheeks brightening up, probably snarks out some comment laced with passive aggression out of jealousy and a little bit of insecurity.

she gives an annoyed cocked eyebrow.”salivating now, are we my beloved?” 

she makes sure to emphasizes ‘my’ and beloved, either to remind you or bruce that you’re hers, or probably to remind the both of you. she trusts you but honestly has no trust for bruce and has a feeling if you were to come onto him, he wouldn’t reject it.

merely disregards all your questions and demanding answers and everything else in between, she gets noticeably annoyed when the bruce-batman subject gets brought up, the new infuriating itch of bruce clawing again.

“why does it matter? do you now desire him more than some childish dream?”

everything clicks now on why the subject always got her  agitated somewhat but now that you know batman’s identity you can see the clear enragement.

she’ll calm down after some reassure but will still think her snapped assumption holds some volume for a while. the jealousy will be worst than ever, she acts nonchalant whenever you’re around bruce but let’s out tiny ‘hms’ or clicks of ‘tsk’ if bruce gets too close.

it takes awhile for you to fully get over that you’re dating an assassin from an assassin empire who shares a son with your childhood superhero

any teasing about your pre obliviousness of bruce’s being batman immediately stops when talia comes into view with the room becoming silent and stiff.

maybe for a future birthday she’ll gift you bruce in his cowl that you love so much.

[spaceythangs]

Perfect

Dad!Silco×Mom!Reader×Baby!Jinx

Pure tooth rotting fluff. SFW. Reader lactates and was pregnant with Jinx so pretty heteronormative? Tried not to use pronouns for reader and will do my best to be gender neutral in the future.

This is my first lil fic/drabble/imagine literally ever so pls pls pls be nice:)) ♡

Silco had always found you breathtaking in any light, from any angle. To his shame, that was the first thing he noticed about you. You were painfully attractive to him, as if you had sunk your dresden claws into his chest and dug out his beating heart as soon as the two of you had locked eyes. He had not expected your wit and intellect, your charm and perseverance to crush that heart to a quivering pulp. Even less did he expect your intense kindness and bewildering mutual adoration for him to mend it all together, until his heart was back in his chest, beating away happily, polished and shining with a finish it had never possessed before.

All this being said, there was something particularly devastating about the way you looked now, holding the precious infant the two of you shared to your breast. She suckled happily, lazily gazing up at you on the verge of sleep. You were in the corner, sitting in an armchair angled towards the large window behind his desk, just right of where he sat now, notes and paperwork completely forgotten. The soft green light emanating from that circular pane drenched you in an almost ethereal glow as you stared through the window before you, absentmindedly watching the bustling streets below and occasionally looking down to caress the cheek of your little one.

The sight made Silco want to cry.

You and that sweet little girl, whose powder blue hair remained a mystery to the both of you, were the reason he was still fighting. Still scratching and clawing and biting his way towards the free nation of Zaun. He would give anything and everything for the two of you to feel the sun on your faces, to see the streams of sunlight currently reserved for the blood soaked tops of Piltover finally light up your eyes.

Your hair curled gently around the nape of your neck as you shifted to peer down at baby Jinx, who with a full belly and a conscious so clear it could only be a child's, had drifted off to sleep in your loving arms.

He did not want to keep you shut away in the dark. Silco's love and their only child deserved to shine with the brilliance he knew the two of you had. Zaun was well on it's way to coming into it's own, but he knew the sins of his past lurked at every corner. The free city he had given his very soul to build would not remain loyal, would not remember him kindly. Silco had long ago accepted that he was the villain of this story, that the sacrifices he had made in order to see his people liberated in this lifetime were not all his to make.

He just hoped he would never be asked to choose between you and Zaun.

The nation would never survive his abandonment.

You must've felt his gaze on you as you adjusted your top to cover yourself. Your mouth curved into a gentle smile, as full of love as it was of mirth.

"Silco, my love. You know its impolite to stare."

Silco let out a breathy chuckle, rising slowly from his desk and rounding it to stand behind your chair. He leaned forward, wrapping his arms around your front and tucking his chin into your neck. He looked down at Jinx sound asleep in your embrace as you leaned your cheek into his.

"I love you."

Yours had not been an easy pregnancy, at least not by the third trimester. Jinx, light of his life that she was, had been a bit of a hellion inside you, kicking and squirming to her little heart's content. Although neither of you could exactly blame her for this, she had you in an almost constant state of discomfort on the best of days. On the worst, you could hardly hold yourself upright, cradling your swollen belly and trying hard not to groan at the pain.

There was a day when Silco walked into his office to find you bracing yourself on the windowpane, head curled down with your lip between your teeth, tears streaming silently down your face. You had less than a month to go at that point, and Silco had rushed to you with fear jolting through his veins like ice. Asking you what was wrong, rambling about sending for Singed, turning you to him and cupping your face in his hand while smoothing your hair with the other.

"She just won't stop kicking." You had whimpered quietly, "she's hitting my ribs and it's just really uncomfortable, I'm sorry."

Silco could've laughed had you not been in pain. Leave it to you to apologize for your own misery.

"You needn't apologize, sweetness." He cooed, "let me see if I can help."

Swiftly, he pulled your back flush to his chest, tucking his chin into the crook of your neck. You wrapped your hands around his forearms as he rubbed your stomach a few times before sliding them down to the underside of your bump. He interlaced his fingers to cradle the bottom of your belly. He could feel Jinx wriggling around and made a note to give her grief for it when she was older.

"Lean into me." He had whispered.

You immediately did, ever pliant to his will and trusting of his intentions. He lifted gently as to take some of the weight off of your aching muscles. You sighed with relief as the strain of your daughter's body was lifted slightly off of your legs. After a moment, you gasped and Silco could feel the tension melt out of your shoulders. Jinx had settled, no longer drumming against your ribcage with her tiny feet.

"Better?"

You had turned to kiss his cheek and your hand went back into his hair. Silco's heart bloomed.

"Completely."

Five months later and there you sat, curled up in the chair he had bought for you, looking at him like he had hung the moon. You hummed at his confession and tucked Jinx a bit tighter into her blanket. She was perfect. You were perfect.

"Oh Silco, I'm sure I love you more."

[angelamajiki]

Damn that Bully Dabi and Hawks fic was an amazing read! I love it when you write them full on bastard mode!

Pro Hero Bakugou sexually harassing his weak quirkless secretary who does her very best at her job. She's good at it but Bakugou always looks mad (read: sexually frustrated). High on success after a good rescue, he wants to celebrate....

OR

Cop Bakugou sees a pretty little thing outside a club. She looks sus so he decides she needs a pat down. Maybe he'll plant something to blackmail her into doing certain favors. Very bully, very bastard Bakugou.

PARINGS: Pro Hero! Bakugou x Secretary! Quirkless! AFAB! Reader

CW: yandere, dubcon/noncon, dirty talk, choking, cunnilingus, overstimulation, scumbage bakugou, use of the word rape, quirkless reader, size difference, age gap, death threats, sexual harrassment, bullying, mindbreak, masturbation, office sex

AN: I’ll probably write the cop Bakugo at some point too! For now, mind the tags and enjoy :)

They say to never meet your idols and in retrospect, you wished you would have listened.

Try as you might, it seemed like Mr. Dynamight was never satisfied with your work. Admittedly, you joined his agency as his office secretary based on having a crush on the pro, but you assumed his brash nature would calm down in an office setting. You did everything he asked, obediently followed his every word, which was all met with harsh glares and what you thought were dissatisfied grunts.

Surely you thought it wouldn't be about your being quirkless, but rumors were high strung in the office about the blonde’s feeling towards those without quirks. It would explain the harsh glares and judgment he passed on you despite your work effort.

The man even went as far as to ask for your personal phone number, only to leave scathing voicemails whenever you couldn't show up to work or miss out on work gatherings he put together. You couldn't help but flush at the thought of him missing your presence. Maybe you were just bad at reading his signals? Or maybe he was just hell-bent on bullying you more than the rest of the staff.

The job paid very well, so you couldn't exactly up and leave based on his behavior. However, you did notice how...handsy Mr. Dynamight has become with you. It was subtle at first, brushing shoulders in the hallways, letting his fingers ghost against yours when he handed you paperwork.

It soon escalated to always having a hand on your shoulder, holding your hips when he had to brush behind you, towering over you from behind your chair when you showed him something. You couldn't say that you weren't flattered, but his rough demeanor remained.

It started becoming uncomfortable when he made passes at you, making sure you were cornered and alone when he did.

“C’mon, am I really that fuckin’ intolerable that you can't get lunch with me, pipsqueak?”

You assumed that he was just messing with you, so you always turned him down with a flushed face and ran back to your desk, leaving him blue balled and more desperate by the day. There's no way a pro hero like him would actually be interested in someone quirkless and weak like yourself.

But that's the reason why he liked you anyway. So small, so weak, so obedient, so perfect for him to fuck up. God, if he didn't want just to rip your tiny pencil skirt to threads and spear you on his cock like no tomorrow. A pretty thing like yourself shouldn't be working. No, no, no. You should be at home, in his home in his bed with his ring on your finger. You belong to him, don't you see that?

Katsuki only ever gives you the time of day, not those other stupid bitches who crawl up his ass every morning trying to get a crumb of attention. And what do you do with his precious time? Waste it. Always whining about how you really shouldn't, that he shouldn't be seen with someone like you. As if he gives a fuck about what the media has to say.

He even checks up on you when you're not at work! Isn't he such a gentleman? Sure, he's a bit vulgar, but he's trying to show he cares. But if you want to act like a stuck-up bitch, then he’ll gladly treat you like one.

After a particularly tough fight with a villain, the blonde wanted nothing more than to use and abuse you to get some steam off his chest. It was late, but he prayed to whatever gods were out there that you were still in the office. He left you a voicemail for good measure, hoping that you would do what you always did best and stayed obedient for him.

It was locked up for the night, but he could see your office light on from the street. Perfect. Such a good girl for him. Little did he know that you stayed late quiet often.

You hadn't even seen his previous call come through; you were too busy listening to an old one with plenty of derogatory terms being spat your way. A hand shoved in your skirt, you couldn't help but finger yourself the sound of his voice calling you moronic for skipping out of work. Mr. Dynamight was your childhood crush after all, you had jerked off to plenty of interviews of him in the past. Sure, it was creepy but no one had to know. The older man was so big, so strong and handsome. You couldn't help but feel fuzzy from the voicemail, even if it was degrading you, it was for you alone.

Speak of the devil and he will appear.

“Well, shit. Whadda we have here, pipsqueak?”

A rough chuckle came from behind you as he pulled your desk chair out and swiveled towards him.

“Caught ya red-handed, huh? Who knew you were such a little slut for me.”

Taking the phone from your hand, he hung it up on the receiver and took your hand out of your panties. He snatched your fingers greedily in his mouth and sucked your wetness off of him.

“You know what, I’m feeling a bit hungry. And you taste like something in the vein of what I’m tryin’ to have for dinner.”

Katsuki devoured you in a hungry kiss, lifting you out of the chair and onto your desk. He tossed aside the papers messily and spread your legs to see your slick moistening your sheer tights and panties.

“Bend over and spread that fuckin’ pretty pussy for me, pipsqueak.”

You shook your head, already feeling humiliated enough by being caught with your pants down, literally.

“That wasn't a question, that was a command, you bratty bitch. What happened to your manners?”

God did his words stir something deep inside you. Waiting was no longer a priority; catching you like this was proof enough in his mind that you were just playing hard to get.

“You should consider yourself lucky that I want you to sit on my face, you know that? I have bitches trying to get on my dick every day, but it only gets hard for you, pipsqueak.”

“I-I thought you didn't like quirkless people!”

“It's all the more reason I want to be balls deep in your cunt right now. So weak and pathetic, it's fucking cute.”

You could feel yourself tighten around nothing just at his words. He was right, you were just a pathetic plaything for him. Not hesitating any longer, he ripped off your skirt and threw it behind the both of you. Your tights also got ripped to shreds, leaving you in your blouse and panties.

“Fuckin’ gorgeous.” He muttered, mostly to himself as he took your panties off and pocketed them. For later, he thought.

Katsuki didn't hesitate to spit on your already wet cunt before diving into his meal. Each stroke of his tongue sent fire straight to your core, each suckle of his lips drew a whimper from your mouth. Hips bucked into his mouth before he held them down, using just one hand to cover your torso. So small and petite for him, how cute would you be up against his massive form.

“M-Mr. Dynamight!”

“Heh, so fuckin’ cute. Call me Katsuki, sweet thing. Or daddy, if you're nasty like that.”

Your hips were held taught against his face, not allowing you to squirm or inch away from his searing tongue fucking your hole. He continued to ravage you with his mouth, pulling away only a few times to give your pussy a nice spank. Groaning into your cunt, he stroked himself at the same time.

Humiliation had dissolved into pleasure as he serviced you, tears springing in your eyes as he gripped his head tightly with your hands and thighs. Having already masturbated before getting caught, it didn't take long for him to make you see stars and roll your eyes into the back of your head.

“K-Katsuki, I’m cumming!” You shouted, squirting onto his tongue as your body shook around his head. Your fingers threaded deeply into his hair and tugged as he continued to work his tongue into your hole, riding out your orgasm.

He didn't stop, though.

“Too much, it's too much!”

“I’ll stop when I’m finished, little girl.”

You tried to push his head away, but he gripped your wrists from under your legs and had you pinned against his mouth, shaking and screaming from overstimulation. Once he brought you another good nut, he pulled away and gave your clit a kiss, chuckling when you jumped.

Standing up, he pushed his mask up to pull his back and took his rock-hard cock from his pants. He spat on your dripping hole once again before lining up his fat head with it.

Katsuki hissed as he sank himself into your cunt, holding your hips in place as you whined and squirmed under him, still overly sensitive. God, were you gripping him in all the right ways. Your legs around his waist, your hands on his forearms, and your cunt around his cock.

“Relax, pipsqueak, or I’ll end up breaking you.” He chuckled. “But you might like that, huh?”

Seeing your teary, fucked out face while teasing you? He nearly jizzed himself on the spot. But he had to hold out for you. A choked gasp was all you could respond with as he got right in your face, breath tickling your cheeks as he looked in your eyes.

“Such a dirty slut, getting off to the sound of my voice. It's better in person, isn't it?”

“D-Daddy!”

Was all you could whine as his thumb made his way to your clit, drawing slow, gently circles with his roughed-up finger.

“Oi, oi, oi, did I break ya already, pipsqueak? Y’know, you coulda just asked for my cock like a good girl if you were gonna get this drunk off it.”

His hips slowly drew back, almost pulling out all the way before slamming back in, earning a squeal from you.

“Or maybe you wanted me to take you by force? Show ya what the fuck happens to quirkless little girls who tease their fuckin’ man so much that he just has to come and take their little cunt to show ‘em who’s boss, eh?”

You couldn't help but tighten around him from his words, squirming under his hot breath as he started to grind his hips up into yours slowly.

“Good girl, letting daddy rape your cunt so willingly.”

Katsuki chuckled, sealing a hot kiss on your mouth while he gripped your throat. His hips began to piston in and out of your pussy, thick veins grinding against your spongy walls.

His brutal kisses swallowed your moans and tears while he squeezed your throat. His other thumb continued to swipe against your clit in fast motions, causing your to clamp down and flutter against his thick cock.

“Shoulda known you were a whore from the start, wearing those skirts that hugged ya in all the right places. Bending over and letting me touch you how I pleased, it's like you wanted this to happen.”

The pace of his thrust increased as he started to chase his orgasm, holding your throat and hips down to use you like the hole he knew you were. He growled and snarled into your mouth as he choked you, even more, watching the blood flood to your face.

“Yeah, baby, I've got your life in my hands now. If you won't be mine, I’ll fuckin’ kill you. Then nobody can have you.”

“Y-Yours! I’m yours!” You managed to gasp out, gripping his forearm and digging your nails into it, hoping he’ll let you up for air

“Damn straight, now cum for me, you quirkless little bitch.”

The haziness from the lack of air and the pleasure pooling in your gut sent you over the edge a third time, making you cry out his name as you came. Katsuki was right behind you, eyes screwed shut and practically foaming at the mouth as he came deep inside you, finally letting you breathe once he finished himself off.

You sputtered and coughed, desperate to fill your lungs with air as he pushed some stray hairs out of your face.

“Ya did good, pipsqueak.”

He praised, giving your ass a spank before pulling out and tossing you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“You’re coming home with me, so don't worry about the mess.”

“By the way, you're fired.”

TAG LIST: @tomurasprincess @suzuki-violin-school @sightoru @alrunemara

[buttterknifeee]

Dude if we’re going with oblivious Aquagirl and smitten Robin imagine Slade kidnapping the two for whatever reason and locking them in a cell together

He is then forced to watch as Robin simps so hard and Aquagirl remains completely oblivious

First of all, I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

but here you go!!!

Masterlist

Pairings: Robin!Dick Grayson x Aquagirl

WC: 1163

“Ughhhhhh” you groan. You open your eyes to a concrete wall. Waking up from unconsciousness in an unfamiliar place; talk about deja vu (see here). Ok then, time to get up and-

You tugged at your arms, but they didn’t budge. Your wrists were tied behind your back. Fucking great. Maybe I have something in my belt I can use, you thought, reaching around for anything you could grab. You felt something warm near your hand, and you recoiled at the touch. You peak your head over your shoulder to find Robin, slumped over, his wrists tied to yours.

Oh this is just fantastic, you rolled your eyes. Of course of all people you get kidnapped with, it's your best friend (and crush) the Boy Wonder. But there’s no time for blushing, you need to figure out why you're here and how to get out.

You gently tug at your bonds to shake Robin awake. You feel him tense up, and mumble as he comes to.

“What? Where-” he says, taking in his surroundings.

“Morning sleepyhead,” you say sarcastically. “I think we’ve been captured.”

“How’d we even get here?” Robin asks, shaking off the sleep. “We were patrolling, and there was these robots, and they shot out some gas-”

“And now you're here.” a voice echoed in the room. You look up and find a speaker and a small screen perch in the corner of the ceiling. The screen flickered to life and a familiar looking villain appeared on the screen.

“Slade,” Robin growled.

“It seems the two of you have finally woken up.” Slade continued. “You two will serve greatly as bait for the rest of your teammates.”

“Bait? What's your plan Slade?” you yelled, struggling at your confines.

“You see, I have these new robots; not only are they stronger than before, but they have a new feature: knockout gas. You couple were the perfect people to test them on, and as you can tell, they worked.” He explained. “Your location is right next to a warehouse full of them, so after the other Titans are defeated, I’ll deal with the two of you.”

Hello??? What the fuck??? You thought as Robin yelled at the screen.

“You won’t get away with this!”

The screen blipped to black and a silence fell over the two of you.

“We’re gonna die” you say.

“No we’re not!!!”

“Ok fine, we’re not gonna die. But how do we get out of this place?” you ask, still aware of the fact that you’re tied together in what looks like a fully sealed room.

“Well, I don’t have my belt so I can't cut us free, so maybe we should try to stand up and see if there's an opening anywhere.” He said.

“How are we supposed to do that??” you ask.

“Well, if we push our backs together, we should be able to use the force to push ourselves up.”

“Ok boy wonder, this better not be some weird yoga thing Batman taught you.” you said, shifting so your backs were pressed up against each other.

To spare the details, it was incredibly awkward. First, Robin's cape was in the way so you made him throw it over his shoulder so your backs could touch. Second, He pushed too hard and you two fell over, which became so much worse to try and get back up. Third, you were literally pressing your back against the Robin. You could hear his breathing. His hand accidentally brushed the small of your back. His own back was warm when pressed up against yours. (and he’ll never tell you this but he was thankful that you were faced away from each other because you couldn’t see him blushing furiously.)

Finally, you were both standing up, despite still being tied together.

“Now if only we had something to untie ourselves with-” Robin began, but you remembered something.

“OH MY GOD I FORGOT!” you said, bending your leg so that your foot was near your hand. You reached into your rubbery water shoes and pulled out a switchblade.

“What- Why did you-” Robin was about to ask but you cut him off again.

“I’ve always kept it in here, just for emergencies. And obviously, it helped.” you said smugly, already cutting at your bonds.

You finally free yourself and the two of you face each other. He seemed really red, and why is he sweating a bit? Is he out of breath from trying to stand up?

“Hey Robin, you alright?” you asked.

“Uh- yeah everything’s fine AG- why wouldn’t it be? Everything’s dandy!” he said, stuttering his words together. Dandy? Who tf uses dandy?

“Ok, whatever you say” you respond, a hint of skepticism in your voice. The last of the rope falls to the ground. You crack your knuckles, staring at one of the walls. Now that you had your hands free, you could easily make a hole in the wall with your hydrokinesis.

“Now let’s get out of he-” you began but a loud BOOM fills your ears. You cover yourself as one of the walls explodes, sending dust and concrete flying. You look up and realize that not only did Cyborg blast a hole in the wall, but you were wrapped in Robin’s arms, an extremely cheesy way to protect you. You both step away from each other, profusely blushing. Beast Boy pokes his head into the hole.

“Hey guys we’re here to- uhhhh did we walk in on something?” he asks, staring at the two of you. You step forward, towards the bright blue sky.

“No, you really didn’t.” you reassured him with a grin. “What’s the situation out here?”

One robot-fighting montage later, you were back at the tower, exhausted by the whole day.

“So you're telling us that Slade captured the two of you using his robots, trapped you together in a room, and then tried to kill us so he could kill you later?” Raven asked, sitting on the couch with the other Titans as you and Robin stand in front of them, debriefing what happened.

You shrugged. “Well, when you put it that way it sounds much more depressing than it really was.”

“Oh yeah? Did you guys kiss or something?” Beast Boy waggled his eyes at you. You laugh it off, but you couldn’t help but notice Robin blushing. You try to wave off Beast Boy’s comment before they actually start assuming things.

“When I said it wasn’t that depressing that's not what I meant,” you rolled your eyes, smiling. Robin was not good at keeping his cool.

“Y-yeah we didn’t do anything like that not like we wanted to or- we were very focused on getting out-” He stuttered barely stringing the line of words together. You both stood awkwardly now.

“Well,” you began. “I’m gonna hit the showers now… see you guys later…” You say, walking stiffly towards the hall.

He’s so weird, you thought. But at least he's cute.

Yeah that's it feel free to request more prompts and stuf!!!!

[winx-reboot]

Miraculous Reboot

This is still a Winx blog but I need to get some Miraculous stuff out of my system. Let’s be honest, that whole franchise is a shit show. So, let’s consider this a “Miraculous Reboot.” What I would personally do differently.

First, Marinette:

- She’s the new kid in town, moving from China to France.

- Tom is her new step-dad. (She can still be half Chinese or is full Chinese this time, but she was raised in China either way).

- Fu is now Marinette’s ancestor, one of the few surviving members of the Order’s temple destruction (not eaten or frozen in time, fully gone). He’s long passed now. Appears in flashbacks.

- The Miracle Box has been passed through the Cheng family as an heirloom but remains locked.

- Marinette and her mother move to Paris to reopen Tom’s family bakery (no longer a famous bakery, but a small family owned business).

- She is accepted to Collège Françoise Dupont, now a prestigious private art school that Tom himself had attended and got Marinette an in for.

- Marinette finds the Miracle Box, having taken it with them after moving (it was collecting dust in storage or something) and manages to unlock the Ladybug compartment. Tikki doesn’t immediately make herself known but follows Marinette after she takes the earrings.

- She’s stilled bullied by Chloe when she starts attending school, more for standing out and taking Chloe’s spotlight.

- She’s still fast friends with Alya but their positions are reversed. Alya, no longer the new kid in this version, takes a more defensive position in protecting Marinette from Chloe.

- Marinette still develops a crush on Adrien but it’s not as intense as canon. She gets a bit flustered but can hold a normal conversation.

- An inciting incident by Hawkmoth causes Tikki to reveal herself and Marinette transforms into Ladybug.

- Ladybug’s design is not a skin tight bodysuit, rather it’s inspired by her Chinese heritage (and has layers of some kind).

- Can play out like Stoneheart and in the end Marinette decides to be a superhero.

- More focus on her passions as a designer rather than romance schemes.

Adrien:

- A mix of canon Adrien (as the mask he wears in public) and concept Felix (how he really acts behind closed doors). So no cousin Felix (or sentimonster Adrien for that matter).

- His mother is known to be in a coma and he has a very strained relationship with his father that he doesn’t bother hiding from him.

- Still a model.

- Not a new student, has always gone to private school.

- Adrien’s kindness at school is very surface level, is angry/angsty at home with his neglectful father, and playful as Chat as an outlet. Even he doesn’t really know who the real him is.

- Develops to be more like @zoe-oneesama ‘s version of Adrien, but a bit darker.

- Finds the Cat Miraculous after it comes into the Agreste’s possession, still disguised.

- Discovers Plagg and becomes Chat Noir to have an outlet and leave his home.

- Flirts with Ladybug but isn’t serious (at first).

- Is more serious in fighting and uses his talking to distract the villain and find their weakness instead of hindering Ladybug/getting downed/mind control/whatever.

- Knows Marinette has a crush on him but largely ignores it/doesn’t encourage it. He has an image to maintain so he doesn’t outright turn her down.

- Chat Noir can look largely the same (it’s a good design, admittedly).

- Change of power set to be more equal to the Ladybug. Maybe a change in offensive weapon instead of a baton. Some larger ability to parallel “miraculous ladybug.”

Now on to their relationship:

- They are true parallels to each other; Adrien uses “masks” with people and doesn’t open up while Marinette wears her heart on her sleeve. Creation vs Destruction. Optimism vs Nihilism. Etc.

- Less episodes about romance plots that go nowhere, more stories focused on building friendships and a rapport with each other.

- Both kwamis recommended keeping secret identities for safety/failsafe reasons.

- Budding true romantic feelings develop over the character driven plot. Love square but they start to like both sides of the identity, not just one.

- An actual reveal at the end of season 2 (if going off the 24 episodes per season format) after/during Hawkmoth’s first big defeat as a lone villain (no identity reveal for him tho). They’ve both grown as individuals at this point and trust each other.

- They don’t immediately start a relationship after the reveal, let it develop naturally after the revelation and getting to know more about each other now that they don’t have to keep secrets.

- A true, satisfying slow burn.

Antagonists:

Hawkmoth -

- No longer the only villain but is the main, plot driving one for the first two seasons.

- Keep the concept art design with the visor covering the entire face.

- Agreste family has had possession of the Butterfly miraculous for generations.

- Still Gabriel, trying to get both miraculous to bring back his wife who is effectively dead (somewhat permanent comatose, maybe she comes out of it later or something).

- No peacock miraculous, just a normal coma.

- OR it is magic related by them tampering with magic they shouldn’t.

- His mind slowly descends into madness, deciding a complete remake of the world, where he and his family are on top, is the best way to keep them safe.

- He needs a very strong and complex negative emotion to take control of their psyche to get them to do evil on his behalf. So no more baby akumatizations.

- Limit the powers a bit, can’t just give everyone an overpowered supervillain form.

- Gabriel COULD be redeemed; he loses his miraculous/stops using it without an identity reveal, becomes close with Adrien again, does join/betrays villain team, reveal happens, fully redeems self, further consequences will vary.

- Because he’s no longer the only villain, he’s not overexposed and keeps his intimidating and mysterious.

Here come the villain OCs.

Dark Web/Spyder Byte -

- Hacker/Tech based villain with cyberpunk influences.

- Foil for the heroes’ togetherness/teamwork and parallels Ladybugs resourcefulness. Believes in self-sufficiency and doesn’t like working with others.

- Personal arch-nemesis for Ladybug.

- Costume/look inspired by TFP Arachnid.

- Would realistically be called “Spyder Byte” for a children’s show, don’t want the kids searching up “dark web.”

Chasseur -

- Villain Tiger Miraculous user.

- Hunter inspired, think Kraven the Hunter while transformed.

- Foil for Chat’s destructive powers.

- A straightforward bank robber type.

- Causes lots of property damage but does have a moral code of sorts (isn’t in to killing people, especially against hurting kids).

- Frenemy, charismatic, kinda charming.

Su-Han expy/Evil Order Monk -

- Based on the canon character but less of a stereotype, more modern (he’s from the modern age in this version after all).

- Wants to possess all the Miraculous to “protect them.”

- Represents the darker side of the ancient order.

Evil Kwami -

- Not a Kwami from the Miracle Box, rather a single, lone miraculous.

- Takes control of the holder instead of empowering them and manipulates them outside of transformation.

- Enemy of Tikki and Plagg specifically.

- Maybe comes into the possession of Chloe and facilitates her eventual heel-face turn.

Quantic Industries (?)/Villain Team -

- The main villains after Hawkmoth, a compilation of previous villains and new villain miraculous holders.

Evil Cosmic Force -

- The final villain(s) of the series.

- The reason why the miraculous were created in the first place.

Story details:

- The temple was destroyed over 200 years ago, by the evil cosmic forces (but managed to seal them away). Only a few survivors, one being Fu who protected the remaining miraculous in the Miracle Box and passed it down for future generations to protect.

- The modern Cheng family doesn’t know it use or origins but keep it as an heirloom.

- Only half of the miraculous are in the box, the rest were scattered across the world. However, “fate” brings the lost miraculous closer to the Miracle Box, now in Paris, and finds suitable holders for themselves. This is why the rogue miraculous holders are all in one city.

- The first two seasons are character driven with trickles of a larger story/lore.

- Most miraculous holders are permanent, Ladybug and Chat Noir try to get the rogue users on their side, some do, some don’t, some are just straight up villains.

- Along with the main villain of the season, there are smaller villains between the bigger story driven episodes.

- Akumas used as character focus episodes for side characters.

- Either give each classmate an episode centric character arc or don’t fully introduce them at all.

Kwamis/Miraculous:

- Define what their species is, where they come from, why they’re here, and explicitly what they each represent.

- Explore and define miraculous abilities, different abilities, and new powers that come with experience (like the Ladybug concept art).

- Give each miraculous a more unique abilities that really connect to their abilities.

- Kwamis are more mature and otherworldly. No more tiny toddler gods from season 4. Tikki and Plagg act as real and meaningful mentors to their holders.

- No more skin tight body suits that looked painted on.

- It’s hard to tell what the missing miraculous look like, they automatically change forms to blend in (why Gabriel didn’t realize he had it before it was taken by Adrien).

- The ritual to create new miraculous and summon Kwamis from their realm has been lost to time and is why new miraculous haven’t been created in hundreds of years.

- No time traveling miraculous.

Minor Characters:

Alya -

- No ladyblog, she’s now a wannabe investigative journalist.

- Marinette’s closest friend in Paris and confidant about civilian life.

- Gets the Dog Miraculous with tracking/sleuthing abilities. Investigator/detective themed hero costume.

- Alya and Nino can still happen but not random and off screen. Give them a relationship arc.

Others -

- Nino is still Adrien’s closest friend but is kept at a distance from him in the beginning.

- Rose and Juleka are more explicitly in a romantic relationship.

- Luka and Kagami can still be side love interests but give up/break up amicably. They either stay single in the end or pair up with each other further down the line.

- Either redeem Chloe or don’t introduce Lila.

- No Zoe, she was a damage control character and we all know it.

Additional Notes:

- Dupont is a private school that goes through middle school to the end of high school.

- No western style heroes (New York expy heroes of Superman and Batman). Magic is the main power source for heroes/villains or are tech/gimmick based (Spider-Man/Incredibles).

- Post reveal, Ladybug and Chat Noir get a secret hideout.

And that’s everything I have on the subject at this given time.