#he was a delight

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[mylordshesacactus]

Congratulations on your marriage! The wedding sounded lovely too! Sorry if this is a silly question but can you tell us about the mule, did the mule get a wedding invite?

Percy the mule was a well-compensated wedding vendor with a very strong union contract* who assisted with the refreshments.

The venue offered a "mobile mule bar" in which their mule's saddlebags are filled with ice and beverages (we opted for the non-alcoholic package, so that we didn't have to coordinate a licensed bartender to work with his handler) and he shows up after the ceremony but before the reception, to mingle with us and the guests and make sure everyone gets something cool to drink, considering it's August.

.....His presence was not THE deciding factor in our choice of venue, but it was certainly A deciding factor.

*(All mules are unionized. You can see it in their eyes and their assertiveness in the workplace.)

[stonebasalt]

the serial farter

[wolpatinga]

i think bill had a really good time, and that's what matters

[flugame-mp3]

GIVE IT UP FOR ROBBIEEEEEE

[jlf23tumble]

your tags……elaborate please?

There are some assholes who think Harry is queerbaiting, which is utter bullshit on so many levels, but is he larrybaiting? I think he *does* do it from time to time, but it's hard to tell for sure because people will fucking REACH on a dime, so it's a maybe so/maybe not for me. But yeah, I do love to think in my own head that he's a masterbaiter who likes to fuck in blues and greens (as does Louis, if you want my UO)

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[lovelesskiaart]

Pick him up by the scruff

[haveihitanerve]

I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo

[featherfangart]

'Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery'

[franeridart]

I love dragon btw

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[housederiva]

[grillesscheese]

love the new website

[astracora]

Actually obsessed with the way his eyes do the widen when he's shocked or unsure what to do.

[anyataylorjoys]

BLADE (1998) dir. Stephen Norrington