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craniumflight · 1 year ago

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jiang xuening: (is struggling with the qin) xie wei: mmm maybe i should check what she's doing wrong (bends down) jiang xuening: (looks at him) xie wei: (catalogs every part of her face accidentally) jiang xuening: sir are you okay? xie wei: huh xie wei, internally: dear buddha, i'm a pure monk with no sexual desires for my student

#xie wei #jiang xuening #story of kunning palace #story of kunning palace novel #lady's tranquility #he tried to fight it ok?#XW thought he was celibate #and it took like 2 years of her going away for him to acknoweldge that hes not

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ma-re-zo · 3 months ago

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Wow super rushed Napoleonic era Arthur Kirkland because school is kicking my ass hard rn

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djevelbl · 1 month ago

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Highschool au swagdoons to me is Rich Kid & Punk in terms of their aesthetics. that's it that's what they are to me

#that's it that's the post #i imagine redd trying to make ash dress elegantly/fancy for a party bc he'll be DAMNED if he's rich kid miserable alone #and while he manages to make ash presentable you can still SEE the punk in him #ash's wearing AT LEAST 3 rings PER HAND. studded wristbands. a RIDICULOUS amount of piercings he manages to pull off. black nails. dyed hai #him and redd fight for FORTY FIVE MINUTES over whether he's allowed the studded choker or not. they settle for 3 golden chains instead #a DUMB amount of chains hanging off his belt loops. no amount of make up base can cover up his eyebags (trust me. redd TRIED)#(zam helped them in that endeavor. it didn't do much)#heeled boots/platform boots he REFUSED to go without #like ok. hes wearing a suit & tie but the accessories make it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR he's been forced into the outfit like a feral cat into a bat #and i love that actually #him and redd ALWAYS make a picture when they're together and it's really funny #ash ALWAYS gives redd's parents a heart attack. redd ACTIVELY encourages him bc his parents are trash #anyway #demon rambles™#swagdoons #reddoons #ashswag #maintagging bc if ash hasn't blocked the swagdoons tag then at this point it's just his fault im sorry

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just-a-carrot · 8 months ago

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campfire nights 🏕️

#our wonderland #art: ow #art: iggy #art: genzou #art: genzy #dragon's dogma 2 #dd2 #dragon's dogma #ok this is definitely the sappiest line of all...#and he always says this when he's got the biggest most smitten grin on his face #and blushing like crazy #sob sob sob #all he wants it to live happily with iggy #for time to stop and they could just live in peace together #no dragon to fight no people to save no story to finish #just the two of them around their little fire enjoying a moment of repose #i like to make iggy sit on the ground by the fire thanks to a mod i have that lets me hotkey in-game animations #if i place him just right it looks like they're doing this (in the drawing) and it's so so so sweet #sometimes i'll just sit them like that and enjoy the ambience for a few minutes #my heart...#this series of drawings is really helping my art lakjdfasd #been drawing so many new interesting poses and angles and lighting that i've never tried before #a lot of fun #carrot plays dd2

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yanderefarm · 2 months ago

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Me clutching gojo figurine in my hands, prying off Ajax : NOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE COST STOOOOOP YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY HUSBAND!!!!"

"IM THE ONLY HUSBAND YOU NEED YOU SLUT!!!"

#replies #its ok anon i get u #im fist fighting ajax if he tries to take the jing yuan statue #you'll have to pry them from my cold dead hands gay boy

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helmarok · 11 months ago

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romeo roleplaying as his favorite OC to beat the shit out of his other OC who he hates very much

#ganon draws #minecraft #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm romeo #mcsm petra #i wanted to make them look more monstrous and reflect what my romeo design looks like lol #so here is this beast #and romeo is getting really into it but also hes projecting #hes yelling at jesse like he did fred #which is kind of why he hates jesse so much. he reminds him of the friend he killed and hes salty about feeling guilt #and he likes petra because she reminds him of himself in a way and he feels less guilty about everything #when he sees that oh well they did abandon me just like this #and he tries to get petra to feel the same as his champion #tries to get her to give up on jesse and be resentful just like him #and he has petra fight jesse to the death assuming she would actually do it just like him #ok ermmm the shit i have for this is too much to fit in tags but anyways. romeo is actually the worst

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chomfoolery · 6 months ago

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happy (late) bday ctommy‼️‼️

#tried copying my old style for this a bit ^^#hes like a stupid little plushie.. i love him… silly guyyyy #im late bc my tablet died and then my stylus died #the universe fighting against me… but i keep going… for chommy #ok actual tags now ^^#tommyinnit #c!tommy #c!tommyinnit #dsmp tommy #dsmp tommyinnit #tommyinnit fanart #ctommy fanart #c!tommy fanart #what is the socially acceptable amount of tags to add. uh.#draw.png #dsmp.mcyt #ctommy

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tricoufamily · 1 year ago

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visiting the hometown

(want everyone to know this edit came to me in a dream and i changed the lore just to do it)

#in the dream i was like editing it but i was also there? it was weird. it started as a dream about lawson in a zombie apocalypse #ok important tags first so i can write an essay #ts4 #ts4 render #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #beckett #lawson #blood sports #but yeah if you haven't been here before beckett and lawson never knew each other as kids #if they did it would be a butterfly effect and mess w a bunch of other plot details. so i decided to work around it #also if ur new they've had a friends with benefits thing going on for a long time but lawson is in love with him. beck doesn't know #originally beckett was put in foster care as a baby bc of neglect and was bounced around foster homes for years #he was a troubled child always getting in fights a kleptomaniac undiagnosed autism etc etc foster families tried and just didn't want him #then when he was around 12 a very nice old lady named cora got him and they ended up forming a great bond they loved each other #she was going to adopt him then when beckett was around 15 or 16 his birth mother reentered the picture and wanted him back #it started a really nasty legal battle and cora died. we can't say for sure it was the stress of this fight but beckett certainly thinks so #anyway he did go back with his birth mother and things got really bad for him. he dropped out of school started doing worse crimes and so o #but none of that is what even changed #now LAWSON is also from west virigina like beckett. it's a small town lawson was new he had no friends #he was a very clingy possessive child who cried and threw tantrums so much #he met beckett and the rest is history. beckett didn't really mind how lawson acted he didn't really find him annoying like everyone elsedi #besides he didn't have friends either #lawson has wealthy parents they were welcoming to beckett at first if a little apprehensive. then he stole something from their house #and lawson wasn't allowed to hang out with him anymore. but he still did in secret. they still have no idea that beckett's even still aroun #or just how involved lawson is with him and his. activities 😬 they just think he's their good little college boy #in the original beckett moved to Not Gotham City when his mother got him back but in this version lawson is going to college there #and beckett's been distant from him for a while things are awful for him and lawson says hey. what if you gave the city a try. and he did #so really you could say the events of blood sports are all lawson's fault the end

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sideblogdotjpeg · 9 months ago

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hey guys does anybody know whats the date today

#.... SORRY.#posts by me dot com #ok. i rembered it was hs day today and did this in about. 1 hour. at 5am rip #i. TTRULY did not spend enough time + i dont rmb enough to give them accurate and true classpects. but #okay. heres my rationale for all of them #callie rogue. obvs. her family are smugglers. she took one of those smuggled goods (serpent egg) and tried to give it to someone better.#stealing and redistributing hope etc. hope i chose for idea of potential & infinite possibilities (destiny peregrines).#also if i rmb right.. hope is one of the classes for like losers. which. i mean that is all of duck teams. losers who realise they suck #AND kick ass #sol blood. connections & bonds we fight for. also his whole arc abt family. etc etc #page because. ok uh #pages have a whole thing of starting out as nobodies and becoming someone. v dteam. i did also consider giving him knight but. ultimately #wanted to draw sol in the page shorts shorts. so. well.#calder i was. least sure abt #gave him void i think relates to his feeling of smallness/insignificance/uselessness + the helm...#and a knight. bcus hes a selfsacrificing guy. also his entire character is like... protecting ppl. very knightly #i dont remember that much abt the knight class tbh tho. RIP #also not featured but oliana/aryox seers of mind. OBVS #......... we are NOT main tagging this one gang B)

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apotelesmaa · 11 months ago

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> looking for a tenma siblings relationship study

> ask the op if the study is actually about the tenmas or just treating saki like an accessory to tsukasa

> they don’t understand

> pull out an illustrated diagram explaining the difference

> they laugh and say “it’s a good relationship study sir”

> click the post

> it’s treating saki like an accessory to tsukasa

#project sekai #listen I love tsukasa as I love all the wxs members but i also love saki and cannot stand u people #don’t even get me started on when people fridge saki for contrived tsukasa angst. I’ll kill you.#i could also go on a rant abt how saki is so disrespected in general by pjsk fans #& as sm1 with a (less severe) chronic illness I do not appreciate how her illness is only explored in relation to how tsukasa feels abt it #but I think I would get too frustrated #gripping ur shoulders. read the doll story again.#also if ur talking abt tsukasa’s character & don’t mention saki u have automatically failed #before any of his relationships saki is the most important like it’s not subtext it’s literally just text #did we forget the dazzling event where he finally has a breakthrough in his role bc he talked to saki.#or the main story where he’s like yea saki is literally the reason I pursued acting #or the doll event where he’s despondent bc he thinks saki is mad at him & then when honami comes to his school #his first reaction is to sprint over like WHAT HAPPENED 2 SAKI IS SHE OK (sprints home)#or saki canonically being his no.1 fan. smh. u cannot separate them. and why would u want to. they’re so funny.#+ saki saying he made her hospitalizations more bearable. picking up on his mannerisms. crying during the doll festival bc they had a fight.#the dolls being her favorite things bc of how it symbolized their bond.#the complex tenma sibling mental illness web in general makes me crazy.#saki is like I love u but I wish u wouldn’t worry abt me so much and rely on me more & then tries to hide issues to make him not worry #tsukasa is like I’m always worried abt u and I don’t want to burden u because I feel like I need to always be a rock for u #ough. love them.

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 years ago

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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

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askamnesiamoonjumper · 8 months ago

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aau rework version of the overload/boss fight where it actually has consequences and bearing on the character dynamics save me,, save me aau rework,,,,

#Ily greif Stricken mj ily trust issues hattie ily pissed snatcher etc #The overload actually being a big deal also works out better bc youknow snatch doessss elude to it with mjs contract that shit will go down #So It fits better to me theyll all get a dynamic shift #ESP with the thought of mj finally starting to bond w snatcher a bit beforehand too fuckkkk #Undid all that progress #AND HAT that fucks me upppp like the one adult person you meet that you trust that hasn’t tried to kill you or backstab you doing just that #That will FUCK HER UPPPPP #THE SECOND IT HIT ME THE REASON I STRUGGLED WRITING HER WAS BC SHE WAS BORING WAS EARTH SHATTERING #BC THEN I WAS INSTANTLY LIKE “ok she comes to befriend mj wayyyy too fast I gotta inflict trust issues upon her later”#Bc I mentioned it like she jokes that mj is the only person on earth that didn’t try to kill her but never played on that fact #So boom the overload is my opportunity #Like they can’t get into a found family THAT EASILY. THESE GUYS ARE FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL FOR IT !!#a!au #amnesia!moonjumper au #ahit au #ahit a!au #Also if if ur wondering I drew snatch like that bc I like the idea he’s in between forms bc he’s weakened <mj uses the blue strings on him #Hence why he doesn’t do anything during the fight bc he’s kinda sorta been restrained oops lol #Watching ur forest and subjects get fucked up by a weirdo fucked up you cannot be fun #No one wins in overload arc. Everyone is having a bad time. Lol.#Ok I’m done yapping #Everyone loves Raymond OUT everyone hates mj IN

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lordbettany · 7 months ago

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#new crush unlocked 🔓#poor baby agent tries to fight against paranormal crime #tbh he is the most normal person in that creepy town #poor baby agent has weirdest dreams possible and nobody asks “dude are you fucking ok?”#agent cooper #twin peaks

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angelsdean · 2 years ago

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and what if i started 'dean is too nice to sam' truthing ?

#well. publicly. bc i already am truthing that sdjkfjd #LISTEN. this show was really really bad at portraying actual sibling dynamics dfkdgk like half their fights would not be that deep irl #like oh you tried to kill me? ok well here's a funny picture of dog and also that's you ok lets go get food #dean as the eldest sibling should've told sam 'i'm right bc i'm the oldest do what i say' like. alllll the time #bc he's right and he's the oldest :) and sam just has to accept that he will ALWAYS be the baby even at 39 yrs old #esp dean being a parentified older sibling like. sam is simultaneously his annoying lil brother AND his pseduo-child #even if sam doesn't want to acknowledge that dean was his main most stable parental figure growing up it doesn't change the fact that #for dean that's what sam is. and so oscillating between the two roles of older brother and parent makes for a complicated dynamic #where you'll like. die for them. but also tease them mercilessly and call them a lil freak and weirdo #(but if anyone else did that you'd punch them out)#but yea. canon dean. too nice.#should've teased him more and gotten into more play fights + actual fights that end w/ them laughing + getting slushies at the gas 'n' sip #siblings siblings #vic.txt

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whateverthought · 3 days ago

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I don't think Ned specificly would have 'made Cersei better' or 'fixed' her but I DO think being away from her family and the politics of the South would have.

What power does Tywin Lannister have in the North? Even a spy would probably be noticed since the North seems to be scarcer and closer because of that scarcity. And not having Jaime around to enable her, to indulge in her worst impulses or Tyrion to antagonize or be antagonized by. No reminder of her 'curse' or prophecy or whatever.

Just nature, rough and honest and impolite people who might even like her fire. Praise her for her masculine qualities or interests, her disregard for sewing and such. What's Tywin's disregard for her interest in swordplay compared to Mormont women who fight? What's clawing against smarter opponents when Roose Bolton is there and ready to endanger her place as Lady Wife of the Warden in the North?

#i do not think roose bolton is that smart but he is smartER #cersei isnt as smart as she thinks she is but i think she could take house bolton #ned x cersei #he would have been better for her especially when she was younger and eager #and if she said 'well what if i wanted to fight?! what if i was manly? maybe I should swing the sword!" hed say OK! Go Ahead!#he'd be earnist if nothing else and isnt that what she always wanted?#broken as she may have been having someone who TRIES goes a long way #ned and cat actually falling in love was a miracle and they KNOW IT #but in a world of being disregarded and looked over having a husband who tries and is attentive would kill her #like she said she loved robert once! even if ned isnt as handsome or king he's still Lord Paramount #like they'd get there #And no i dont think what? 18? 19 year old cersei would have killed jon the second she saw him #lets not forget robert already hurt cersei's feelings when he suggested bringing his bastard to KL. Jon was ALREADY there when Cat arrived #and that was Before they won the rebellion. she travelled up After Ned had got home #IF tywin had to marry cersei to ned Jon would already be there and maybe known to them #anyway she'd make him worse #or at least not as inept at playing the game #ned stark #cersei lannister #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #asoif/got #mine #my post

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theprincessandthepie · 3 months ago

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replaying dragon age inquisition is just an exercise in “the rebel mages would not fucking do that”

#da #my posts #specifically the hostile ones hanging out in the hinterlands for no good reason.#at least they gave the crazy hostile templars a motivation. a really weak one but still. At least they have a goal.#‘kill at mages. don’t gaf about anyone else’ ok. fine.#‘kill everyone you see for some reason. we need to steal their belongings I guess????’ insane. what the hell.#the could have at least done some blood magic about it. it would have been a boring repeat of da2 themes but at least there would be themes?#it’s just so STUPID. especially coming off of a fresh da2 playthrough.#like there’s some dumb stuff in da2 to give you an excuse to fight both mages and templars as generic npcs don’t get me wrong.#but not this much. and unlike da2 you and your companions comment on it as if it makes any sort of sense lol #also I hate that they decided that the chantry explosion killed a bunch of people (which is not supported at all by either the environments #or dialogue of da2 btw. the game is mainly concerned about anders murdering elthina not randos lol)#but that will come in later.#anyway. every note I find in the game from the mages is so insane. just found the area where the templars burned down a house with mages #locked inside. but because both sides have to be bad for dai plot reasons #the mages killed the peasants that lived in the house for damn reason lmao. AFTER robbing them on the road earlier.#insane choices from the writing team on this one.#what were you trying to SAYYYY #like I’m ok with the mages being a bit brutal. that happens in war. but there’s like. reasons? usually?#like as much as orsino turning himself into a flesh beast is insane and weird both-sides-ism plot device.#at least they tried to give him a reason (even if it didn’t make sense in the context of hawke and co absolutely destroying the templars he #was so convinced were going to kill them all)#the hinterlands mages genuinely have no reason to attack random passersby.#ESPECIALLY SINCE IM PLAYING A MAGE.#like?????? hello I am one of you. how the hell do you even know I’m not one of the rebels.#sorry anyway I’m upsetti spaghetti.

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