#he talks too much

[just-an-inchi-dent]

is there a mute carlos sainz radio button

[dcviated]

@convxction sent: Chrom passes by and the chances to encounter this is like making Gaius cut on sweets--ridiculously impossible. Yet, here he is. He passed by where Tharja was collecting some ingredients (naga only knows what) when he heard her humming to herself. Oh, he is going to be killed, isn't he? Would it be too late to retrace his steps back and pretend this didn't happen? He will try. At least, it is better to directly face her. The lord took a step to the back and because bad luck does come in three, he stepped over his cape, making him lose his balance and find himself falling on his back. Mission ... not very successful. She is definitely now aware of him. "On my honor I was not sneaking up on you or anything!" He raised his arms in defence, flailing in front of his face. "Believe me! Listen, I didn't hear much and by naga's name i will stay my tongue of this. I don't even remember what just happened. .. mercy?"

Spending the majority of her life in a comparatively arid climate, access to certain fungi and reagents were difficult to come by for Tharja. Outside of bartering and trades (troublesome socializing) (people were often idiots) there was little to no recourse for the dark mage. This is an opportunity. She would not be missing it.

"Hehehehe~ it's good we'll be stopping here for a few days. I can make use of this time. Healthy alewart and look at the size of these... hm hmm... hmhmhmhm~" A song from a distant memory is recited under her breath as she works. Dark hair swaying as she turns this way and that, enthusiastically tracking down more plants and mushrooms to add to her pack.

"And what could~ I make with you~" Potions for the army were boring. Imagine a concoction that would be able to-- CRASH!!!

Chrom's entrance is as elegant as ever, which is to say- not at all. How he leads this group is fortunately carried by that strange charisma rather than fantastic shows of dexterity. He speaks, but she's barely listening to excuses. With a crack, her head twists hauntingly on her neck to glare at him with the foulest intent.

"Chrom...."

"No. That you will not. Not to anyone. Not to anything. Ever."

HEX!!!! HEX!!!! SILENCE!!!! FORGET!!!!!

Mercy is not here. He'll be lucky he can breathe by the time these start to wear off. But. At least he's not dead? Small mercy. Tharja took away the memory, maybe a bit too broadly. Why was he wandering in the woods again...? That's his problem for now. Tharja's is getting over the embarrassment of being witnessed and scuttling away with the finds she'd procured.

[thedeleteduser]

My Poppy Playtime Tier List!

(Some things are subject to change, so this isn’t final or anything—my opinions will change when the next chapters comes out).

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

part of me thought ana killed the manatee who recorded bojacks confession suppose paying her off made more sense but first time i watched she was scary lady probably kills manetee cause bojack cant keep his big mouth shut

[hardly-a-p3rson]

also everything I've said about gale in the past is perfectly reasonable and makes sense. I'll hear nothing of it

[armandsdivorcelawyer]

Everyone was warning me about the dude I’m teamed up with

I’m not diagnosing him but he gives off nd

Ableism is a curse

[kendyroy]

“They gave me runway in this film. There’s one monologue in there. I can’t tell you the details of it. I say more words in that monologue than I said in an entire movie once as Wolverine. But there are sides of the character that I’ve been scratching at for 24 years […] There is stuff in this movie where I was like, ‘This is the thing I’ve been trying to get out’ and I feel so excited about it.”

— Hugh Jackman talking about Logan in Deadpool & Wolverine (x)

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[totheidiot]

the casual and internalized racism and casual prejudice that so many desi people have, pains me so much.

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[saint-augustines-pears]

I love it when philosophers start talking about angels because it’s basically all bullshit (I’m throwing shade at Saint Augustine)

[martritzvonmercie]

sometimes you will spend 30 minutes thinking about a character and you will expect to have something coherent to say by the end of that time but the best you can come up with is "they are sooooooo shaped they are so silly i love my blorbo"

[frownyalfred]

okay but I actually do really wanna read about a situation where Bruce calls Aquaman in to the Cave to interrogate a fish from Gotham Harbor who was a possible witness in one of his investigations.

Arthur rocks up, squints at the fish, and then says “You know I can’t talk to fish, right? I just made that shit up when Barry asked me.”

Bruce:

Arthur:

Bruce:

Arthur: “Okay you got me, I’m just fucking with you, man. He said he saw your perp going north in a speedboat, twin engines, didn’t stop for a while.”

Bruce:

Arthur: “And also he likes your filtration system a lot.”

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]