#he suffers from stupid
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adhdgoberrrrr · 5 months ago
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Ame&Trixy!
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I am SO glad that they can finally interact! But yeah two of my favorite dumbass’s! I am going to have fun writing their interactions. Also while writing the newer chapters I realized that because of Ame’s speech impediment and Trixy’s accent I have to customize both or their lines :’)
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fridayiminlovemp3 · 5 months ago
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the fact that this is real is beyond horrifying
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iooiu · 2 years ago
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playing around with future donnie’s design and all i can say for sure is this:
1) lose an arm gain three
2) dies
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wonderfull-star · 5 months ago
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I like that face Dev makes.
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He just a smol baby 🥺
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whineandcheese24 · 2 years ago
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can’t believe sokka spent 3 seasons telling dad-jokes, likes expensive atlases, viscerally hates getting sidetracked on road trips, thinks he’s the greatest detective, carries a beard with him as a disguise, pretends to not like physical affection but secretly loves it (see group hug in the earth king), is obsessed with meat, is constantly sarcastic and complaining, is overprotective of his sister, LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE ARC ABOUT WANTING TO MAKE HIS DAD PROUD AND ENDED UP LEADING THE INVASION FOR HIM, and y’all still have the audacity to call ZUKO the Dad Friend
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leo-artista · 5 days ago
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I'm about to say something that may or may not be controversial, but
I think that if Stanley hadn't been kicked out he'd be more hated than Ford (or at least hated just as much)
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shizunitis · 1 month ago
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sometimes, i think of bingge. this is detrimental to my mental health and sense of self
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joblessquinoa · 18 days ago
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I can't believe Johan's strategy to win North over included locking North in financial debt, transferring money to his friend to spend on North for him, getting mad at North for picking up extra jobs to pay off the debt HE put North in, and then suggesting to North to pay off the debt by kissing him
No game, no rizz, just the most convoluted and vaguely-toxic ways to get North to hang out with him. Incredible.
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ghost-bxrd · 1 year ago
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Prompt:
Jason, newly established crime lord known as the Red Hood, attends a meeting where the Batman gets dragged into the room halfway through, hopped up on the newest strain of cuddle pollen and about to be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
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tmos-time · 4 months ago
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who is shardasol who is eriware i am interested in hearing about this :0 no pressure of course
to give a simple answer; it's not a "proper" plurality if you're worried about categorizing that sort of thing, but they're pretty much eridan and sollux's respective introjects of each other! it's all erisolsprites fault <3
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for context, the premise of the au is that eridan has decided to self isolate on earth c, and erisolsprite has managed to end up with him due to sprite bullshit to make sure he doesnt do any Extremely stupid shit-- which blows up in his face when hes the reason eridan (and later sollux) end up getting an extra person in their brains
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so then THERE is where we get shardasol and eriware :) their entire gimmick is that they're formed from extra memories of eridan and sollux that erisolsprite put in their opposite heads, and they borrowed bits of their host's personality traits, interests, and perspectives of their other to grow into the people they are. they are their own people at the end of the day! even if they like to say they're like a manifestation of eridan and sollux's heart for the other-- which is. yknow. how i've ended up with four different versions of erisol in this damn au LOL.
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astromechs · 17 days ago
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Oooh for that micro story, how about some RebelCaptain with a side of 5 (help)?
welcome back to my favorite genre of what i like to call "cassian, you idiot"; microfic list!
As the ship clears the atmosphere and he calculates the coordinates before making the jump to hyperspace, they don't speak.
It's probably for the best; the tasks that Cassian has had, and still have, in front of him require all the focus he can give. Avoiding any damage to the hull while being actively shot at isn't something that can be done with anything less than a clear mind, and as soon as they reach space that's safe enough to allow it, he has a careful encrypted transmission to send to command — one to inform that this mission has failed, before he saves the particulars for the debriefing. Whatever Jyn does or doesn't have to say to him isn't something he can make space for.
He doesn't as he transitions full piloting duties to Kay, even as he can feel her eyes on him from the other side of the cockpit. Footsteps follow him when he stands from the pilot's seat, but he still keeps jaw clenched and the air between them silent. The last thing he needs is a conversation. The —
His ears begin to ring, painfully, and his feet nearly fall out from underneath him, forcing him to grip onto the nearest console for balance. One glance at his arm reveals a steady stream of blood running down it.
The steps that have been following him come to a stop, and in the next instant, there's a hand on him, soft. Gentle. Cassian scrunches his eyes tightly shut and sucks a breath in through his teeth.
Snaps: "If I needed help, I would've called."
He doesn't need to see Jyn's face to know what has to be happening to it — hardening eyes, jaw turning to stone. The chill in her voice is sharp, precise as a vibroblade, when she counters, "No, you wouldn't. You would've done what you're doing right now." The soft touch turns to a grip. "You would've let yourself die before you said a fucking word."
There's an argument sitting on his tongue, ready to be launched, but it never has the chance; the ringing in his ears overwhelms everything else, and his knees begin to give way.
The last thing he feels is being caught before he hits the floor.
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adhdgoberrrrr · 6 months ago
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Harlan or jess, he kinda just went with whatever people called him, Harlan from Harlequin and Jess from jester. He will not be in the story for quite a bit but here he is
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hanzajesthanza · 1 month ago
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a book with geralt 😃
a book with geralt without ciri 😐
a book with geralt without yennefer 😔
a book with geralt without dandelion 💀
#he is going to be going THROUGH IT#he is going to get up to some absolutely poetless behavior#and by that i’m expecting at least one suicide attempt from him#maybe it’s just me and my ‘suffered socially in middle school’ type of memories#but being alone is so soooo painful and going back to that geralt before his best friend and his wife and his child is going to be like#remember when geralt didn’t have much reason to live remember that time in his life#geralt as a near-middle age adult: oh my god this guy is so sad#geralt as a young adult: 😶💀 [speechless at the suffering]#unless dandelion does show up in this somehow but that would pose more logistical questions#imagine we see posada and they meet then and it’s revealed that edge of the world actually takes place with them like 19 and 26 or some#unexpected consideration like… reading eotw back i’m going to be like wait… how old WERE you two here how long ago WAS this#because characters unlike people are immortal because they are ideas#so when you imagine geralt and dandelion even ‘a long time ago’ i just imagine them slightly younger#whatever is done dandelion’s age will never make sense because count 38 and subtract 15. this is his age when ciri was born.#and yet he is hanging out with geralt here in his 30s because friendship is so eternal it slipped the author’s mind to change them#unlike in-universe netwitcher headcanons about jaskier being immortal i believe dandelion is immortal in a meta sense of his presence is so#necessary for geralt’s character that despite logic he must be there for him in the same form no matter the circumstances#geralt and dandelion meeting as young men: [each thinking to himself] ‘huh this guy is stupid and looks gay’#and then an epic best friendship was formed forever. i love you ❤️#the elbow-high diaries
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snalz-artt · 1 year ago
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THE BEEP BOOP….
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martyrbat · 1 year ago
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for when dc releases a new comic that mischaracterizes him again AND the humiliating ordeal of telling ppl that arent your mutuals that bruce fucking wayne aka mr cashcow is your favorite character
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milquetoad · 9 months ago
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how many times have we said ‘my god orym really is at his lowest low :(‘ during this campaign only for something to come along that just pounds him back into the dust even further somehow
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