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cocotome · 3 months ago

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Hirarin decided to use the platform OPENREC for Hirakawanchi while NicoNico was down. In the latest episode, he does live gaming!! I can't wait to watch this lol. With NicoNico being back in business Aug 22, he's said all the missed episodes will be available on his Nico channel~

Looks like he played the Watermelon Game on Switch!!

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catboy-beckett · 1 month ago

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Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you

#disco elysium #de #kim kitsuragi #i have an interdisciplinary degree in game design and psychology and i'm still unsure how they pulled this off #my best guess is that the early game beats you over the head with how much you suck and everyone hates you #and this allows for any genuine praise from another character to feel massive #the fact that he doesn't take pity on you ever contributes to praise from him feeling earned. like you CAN get better #whereas pity from lena or judit #while comforting #doesn't do anything to alleviate how pathetic you feel

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lotus-pear · 1 month ago

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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him #“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back #like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like #it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD #like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up #and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS #I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass #and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3 #akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry #im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #shuake #akeshu #lotus draws

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hauntingsunshine14 · 3 months ago

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so, another thing about collegiate teams is that they usually have an alumni game.

now the foxes don't have any alumni by the end of the books, but they will eventually.

now this might be different for a sport like exy (I played lax which really dosent have a large professional league, but the big d1 schools i think still do this too) but yk what it usually happens during pre-season anyways and its always a ton of fun.

Because what happens is that it's usually a game of alumni vs current players. and that is hilarious.

(Dan gets back on the court and gets to win against her current players)

(the current players are just like 'this is so unfair' and 'what the fuck do you mean I have to guard kevin motherfucking day' or ' how the fuck am I supposed to score? minyard is in goal???')

Neil has the time of his life btw - because an alumni game is also a chance for everyone to play on the foxes' court again, a chance to come home!

#I saw a lot of headcanons about the foxes getting together after everyone graduates and then i was like 'wait the alumni game'#aftg #andriel #neil josten #andrew minyard #palmetto state foxes #kevin day #exy is sexy #kevin is so sassy every time he plays because its nonstop 'you all suck why is this team so bad Dan why are all your players horrible'#kevin is eventually banned from playing because he destroys fox morale so he ends up 'coaching' the alumni side and its not much better

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aestheticallynotdeerlightful · 2 months ago

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I was gonna wait and post these till I had more doodles but I’ll just post them now it’s fine. I’ll just explain stuff in the tags as per usual

Some Raz poses and some Dion and Adam stuff

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(Please do not use or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you)

#deersart #my art #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin aquato #psychonauts razputin #psychonauts raz #dion aquato #Psychonauts dion #adam joseph gette #Psychonauts Adam #this isn’t intended to be ship art of Dion and Adam #not in this instance #i just love Adam basically being Raz’s third brother figure #Lizzie and Gisu are there in a tiny tiny doodle so I won’t tag them but they’re there #i continue to draw Raz in a bunch of little outfits #if he’s not careful he’s gonna get a heatstroke wearing all that thick clothing and doing a bunch of physical activity #i wouldn’t say Adam and Dion would hate eachother. neutral on both ends I think #but since they both know Raz and Gisu I can imagine they’d be in the same circle and hangout everyonce in while #even if it’s not together #although maybe they’d be really chill friends #idk #it’s fun to think about #adams my favorite intern #let me know if you think there’s something else I should tag #I’d have more doodles but I got sucked into a game

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s0up1ta · 2 months ago

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my first attempts at drawing bro

edit: inked the sketch :)

#think he deserves to be spooky #as a treat #i need to see more biblically accurate sebastian out there #bro got brutally mutilated several times like come on i need body horror on my desk by 3pm #sebastian solace #pressure #pressure roblox #pressure fanart #anyways i've been dragged into the pressure rabbit hole #i actually suck ass at the game so bad but i have a good time anyways <- raged at it on multiple occasions yesterday

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opikiquu · 5 months ago

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my life a movie (PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR)

#when i die imma go to adhd heaven 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#★ my art #art #dandys world #dandy’s world #dandys world astro #dandys world goob #dandys world toodles #dandys world oc #★ arin rambles #Literally ive only gotten twisted astro 2 times in my life and both of them ended in tragedy #the first one was a blackout So i died (i suck at blackouts) i didnt even see him i almost cried #the second one……. Well…. i was in a game w my bestie and some random rodger #and he goes in chat #‘its astro. be careful on that machine’ BOY I READ THAT MESSAGE IN CHAT AND FUMBLED SO BAD #I MESSED UP THE CALLIBRATION AND SHRIMPO FOUND ME. I GOT BODIED. JUMPED. ATTACKED.#I DIDNT EVEN GET TO LOOK AT HIMMMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#my bestie let me spectate her getting chased by him so i was in adhd heaven but Man i was so mad.#i fumbled so hard im so embarrassing i was SO HAPPY when i saw it was astro I COULDNT FOCUS ON ANYTHIGN #i always add goob Somwhere in my doodles #Hi Goob !!!!!!!!

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spaciebabie · 1 year ago

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papyrus does his taxes ☹☹☹☹☹

#undertale #let papyrus say fuck #letpapyrussayfuck #papyrus undertale #papyrus #WHYYYY IS HE SO HARD TA DRAW IM GONNA DIE #this was so much funnier in my head #oh well. cant be on my a game 100% of the time #have a good day im gonna go chill THE SUN IS ON MY SCREEN FFS #when he does his taxes he really lets loose he says everysingle curseword he can imagine b/c that shit sucks so fucking bad #the great papyrus wont survive in prison tho so he does his absolute best #spacie scribbles

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actualori · 5 months ago

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KABOOM 💥

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movie-robotnik-positivity · 3 months ago

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I actually like the idea of Team Sonic forming a temporary alliance with GUN, it makes sense, but I hope they're still responsible for Shadow.

Imagine Walters feeding Sonic a different story, painting Shadow's origin as an unfortunate accident. Only for Sonic to later find out that what happened wasn't an accident, GUN was using him to fix THEIR mess.

#sonic movie #sonic movie 3 #it also makes logical sense #more than GUN hunting down Sonic when he's the only one that could help them #GUN sucks obviously but it's not that different from Sonic teaming up with Eggman to save the world #desperate times and whatnot #people are getting caught up on the real world implications #but in the games GUN is and always has been morally neutral

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 29 days ago

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Remember: The burning sensation is part of the process.

#Mouthwashing #blood #body horror #Emphasizing here that this is in reference to a media and character and not a cry for help on my end.#Mouthwashing is one of those games that tickles my brain and checks all the boxes for my niche interests -#-but it wasn't something that got the silly comic part in my cortex firing up. My analysis brain is eating well though!#What said...It is impossible for me to see this scene and not say out loud: “Me in the middle of my work day".#While there is a lot more going on with curly I personally resonated a lot with his struggles with burnout.#Burnout feels like mouthwash to me. That you keep rinsing out your mouth trying to get rid of the rotting smell #but it's just surface level solutions. The real cure requires something far more significant to actually make a difference.#The job 'is hard' and 'everyone struggles'. It's part of the process right? You're tired? Anxious? Depressed? Us too! Chin up!#Actually I resonated with a lot of things within Curly (this is a curly positive space - he's not perfect. He's just human).#One thing being his desire to see the good in people and believe in their potential.#Because here's the thing. Some people truly do just need someone in their corner who stands by them so they can grow and improve.#And some people will take advantage of your kindness. You focus so much on their humanity while you stop being a person to them.#The horrifically toxic relationship persists because Curly tries to see the bigger picture and believes in the good within.#Anyone who has lived through constantly trying to reframe the hurt as something else knows-#-just how many excuses your brain will make to avoid cognitive dissonance. It's human psychology.#Jimmy sucks so bad. But we the audience have the privilege of not having years of baggage associating him in our minds as 'friend'.

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vickdoom · 2 months ago

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had to color swatch Zack for that last post and ended up with all these 🤦.

#final fantasy 7 #too many characters to tag literally would go over the limit so here's just the games' protagonists and the rest can suck it 👍#cloud strife #cissnei #vincent valentine #zack fair #yuffie kisaragi #glenn lodbrok #sephiroth #and the-- hm. yeah okay. he counts #reno of the turks #also i am so so so sorry marlene!!!!!! i had nowhere to put you!!!!!!#and i'm sorry jessie and biggs and wedge and fuhito and elfe and hojo and scarlet and heidegger and freira and lazard #and evan and kyrie and johnny and lucrecia and shalua and shelke and azul...#oh my god that's literally two more whole sheets...i need to do a second part now...

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arataka-reigen · 7 months ago

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Nothing in dunmeshi is funnier to me than Kabru and Mithrun speedrunning through the dungeon facing all the monsters the main group faced at X2 speed

#guy who played this game before and now just needs to get to the final destination so he doesn't beat around and gets to it #+ guy who fucking sucked at this game and has to take care of the first guy #dungeon meshi #mithrun #kabru #kabumisu #gi talks #1

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lobie-the-cartoonist · 10 days ago

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...idk how to explain this one

#club penguin #rookie #rookie club penguin #jerma #(( sometimes u get a dumb idea so you just double down on it LMAO #also. do u guys think rookie would be a streamer #i think he would be the kind of streamer who plays GTA5 with the chaos mod #or those ones that're like ''minecraft but blocks explode every five seconds''#...playing video games without fingers must suck ))

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daftpatience · 4 months ago

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it was volo. its volo. im deeply in love w him

#i wont play the game until someone makes a romance mod #but i fear no one will cus everytime i see opinion polls NO ONE LOVES HIM !!!! i thought it was just reddit bc reddit sucks #but even his tumblr tag is like all polls where ppl pass on him big time #volo im your only ho but its ok i can draw you hairy and transmasc #no guy with a beard that good doesnt also have tons of body hair u cant change my mind #volothamp geddarm #volo bg3 #anywaus i think if he was ronaneceable it should be SUPER awkward and he like does not realize things are flirting #and says really grandiose unsexy things all the time and tav still is trying to smansh #my art tag

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childofsardior · 21 days ago

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My first and probably only contribute to the Mouthwashing community. As the old wise sage once said "if you can't draw humans, pony-fie them". I'm sorry.

Consider this as a late Halloween drop 🎃

EXTRA: My sib pointed out that a Pony AU of Mouthwashing would imply Polle the Mascot to be... human?? HUMAN EXPRESS??

The sketch scared me so much I decided to not draw it digitally :)

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