#he smart

[superbeans89]

Instructions: If confused, please consult the Operations Manul

The Operations Manul:

[weepingtalecowboy]

If you know anything about hares it is that they look perpetually traumatized by dark knowledge

It fits legend perfectly

Adding the judgmental stare and the awkwardly long limbs

The antisocial nature of a hare

… yeah that’s legend lol

[kuragebride]

MY BABY MY BABY

[moodysnowflake]

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly...

He does the hack

[only-one-brain-cell]

Identifying what using what and what

[daiyken]

Tg:re chapter 31.5

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[carmen-berzattos]

Do you write music with the view of being politically active and delivering a message or does it just happen and the rest follows? 

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[miniaturehumanman]

There is an 8 year old in a pre-cal class at my school…

Wtf

T^T this makes me feel dumb

But he’s so cute and he’s good at the math stuff. He got his big kid backpack and his dad picks him up after class, it’s so cute.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[lilislegacy]

percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*

piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils

percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over

piper: that-

piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?

[thatsonehellofahabit]

giving the people (two people) what they want