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Dabi doesn't know what a period is. You can't convince me otherwise, this man haven't had any sex ed in his LIFE. He was 13 for gods sake when he 'died' and I HIGHLY doubt they teach about that so young in Japan.
So, when you had your period (if you can lol) he's just fucking confused.
Dabi: why are you being so bitchy today?
You: I'm on my periods, asshole. Sorry for wanting some peace and quiet.
Dabi : yeah yeah period sheriod. What? Is it some sort of new drug?
You : Do
You : Do you not know what it is or are you just screwing with me.
Dabi :
#someone give him some sex ed please#and hes totally horrified when you explain#Dabi : Every MONTH!??#and the funnist part is he definitely made of those “what is it your time of the month?#WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT TIME OF THE MONTH#he just thought it was some saying or something#he said to a guy 💀💀#mha#my hero academia#dabi#todoroki touya#bnha#dabi x reader#female reader
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'i hate jason grace because he thought he was worthy enough to compete with percy' I'm sorry have y'all SEEN jason. this man defeated a TITAN without weapons and his bare hands to the point the titan wanted to rise from the UNDERWORLD with the help of a GODDESS to seek vengeance over him. I think we can cut him slack for having some well deserved self respect bc I'd brag too wtf
#put some RESPECT on this guy's name. nobody is a more worthy competitor to percy than jason sorry not sorry I won't take arguments.#and has less experience with stuff because camp jupiter rarely had monster attacks so he was basically sheltered yet he was so strong#he saved percy UNDERWATER and defeated a SEA monster despite the whole zeus/poseidon thing. That only makes it difficult for him#and water isn't even his domain#yet y'all will call this 'gary stu behaviour' completely ignoring how op rick made percy. apparently only percy is allowed to be powerful??#he was trained by WOLVES as a 2 year old#before some mf goes 'theres no way jason defeated krios w just hands lol he was just boasting for the sake of it'. krios said it himself 💀#ironically jason was wayy too humble considering the stuff he's done lol he NEVER bragged and neither did percy#fandom when a character who has actually accomplished great stuff has an ounce of self respect and self awareness: 😠🔪🔪#it's not even 'i hate jason bc he's arrogant/powerless/boring' atp#it's just 'im too attached to percy to like any other person who's on his level and can't accept the fact that percy has a powerful rival'#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa
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DOCTOR WHO | Let's Kill Hitler (6.08)
#doctor who#dwedit#timelordgifs#usersource#userbbelcher#chewieblog#usertelevision#smallscreensource#matt smith#eleventh doctor#river song#tvedit#dailyflicks#scifiedit#scifigifs#cinematv#this scene is so moving but also utterly hilarious#they’re literally trying to avenge his death and he’s getting upset with them#11 basically tells them to butt out of his business and stop prying into his relationships#if his bae wants to kill him for sport then she can do whatever she wants#and then he said they were judgmental 💀#they’re like how are we the bad guys? she kills you???#otp: stay with me
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I want to see more your selfship arts 🥹
🥺 hey, u, anon. thank u, i appreciate u and this ask lots very much <3
here's crumbs of me and red ft. that ok-lala meme/trend 🥺
extra under the cut <3
"It is so silly, I can't believe- hey, are you still listening?" "yeah,"
#ask#mblue art#uf!sans#self insert#trying to get bacc to drawing stuff (and remembering how to 💀) after a long while of not rlly doing so haha;;#yo gurlie (gn) was and is strugglin :'))) but i'll live#rm#(UEUEUE i MISSED red and i wanted to draw him again OTL)#(like i was thinking super soff stuff and i became a puddle for a bit)#('hes the typa guy to look at u w heart eyelights w a dum smile on his face while u yap abt things bc he said hed listen rrraaaarararraa')#(i love he)
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guy between yo legs 😱!! drew a couple moments from his recent audio as promised teehee
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted guy#niirem art !#u guys in my prev post better follow thru with all the crazy stuff y'all said#took me too long to get it started but here he is#do i need to tag this as mature or smtn#idk bruh i'm barely on here 💀#too lazy to colour#reply farts if u actually read all these tags /hj#i <3 guy !!!
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idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.
#she literally calls him her type so idk where y’all are getting the whole ‘she never liked him’ thing from 💀#‘he’s too toxic for her’ she once said having attempted murder on her record would be terrible bc everyone would know she failed to get the#job done. like what do you MEAN. toxicity is like the one thing her family adores#you don’t have to ship them all i’m saying is ‘he’s toxic :(‘ is a terrible reason when we’re talking abt fuckin wednesday addams#babygirl has done terrible things like. this is the one family that values toxic serial killing people wym 😭#if you’re looking for happy fluffy healthy pure relationships this is not the family for you#not looking to argue so if u do i’m just gonna ignore it#wednesday addams#tyler galpin#wednesday x tyler#weyler#wednesday#wednesday tag#guys please stop replying or rb with different reasons why they can’t date we’re not talking abt them
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WOWOOWWOWOO im going to pelt him with rocks 💖
#wordgirl#dr two brains#steven boxleitner#wordgirl fanart#wordgirl pbs#pbs kids#pastrami sandwiches#dr. two brains#digital art#btw these concepts are in the same universe as the duality au#(the comic)#GUYS i KNOW i said I'd upload more its just. highschool. is crazy.#you can tell it took me so long to get this out bc the artstyle changes in the middle of it 💀#guys i love him i love him i love him boxleitner pls save me pls save me#THREE DAY WEEKEND SO HOPEFULLY I CAN GET SOME MORE ART DONE 🙏 YIPPEE#HES SO SILLY BRBRBRBRR#dont look at tubing for too long though#im trying my best chat#alright bye chat sinks back into the shadowss#:D#rat man#fanart#my art
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contender for the funniest fucking comic panel ever
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The Star Wars fandom has never gone this hard or been this invested in any Asian or Black character, ESPECIALLY a Black woman. The Star Wars fandom has never been going this hard for an interracial relationship involving no white people. So for me yeah, it is pretty telling that now is the time some people are deciding to declare everyone lacks media literacy because allegedly we can't tell or admit a man is a bad person because people are sooo blindsided by his looks.
It's the same exact way people adore Anakin/Vader, Maul, Kylo, Revan, Shin, etc. But now that a South East Asian man is playing the Sith y'all suddenly have to "suffer" seeing him a lot and people enjoying his character? When I called out the person who made the og post, they said "I didn't mention Qimir and wasn't only talking about him" like k bro....I know you think everyone but yourself is an idiot or something but just know I'm not and that I know there's no coincidence you literally TAGGED that post as "the acolyte". The claim it was only tagged as "The Acolyte" because it's the "most recent example" is total BS. You purposefully tagged The Acolyte, Acolyte Spoilers, Qimir, Osha Aniseya, ALL OF IT because you weren't talking about the fandom with ships and dark side characters as a whole, you were specifically talking about The Acolyte, Qimir and Osha.
And yeah, it definitely does feel racially coded. Everyone knows this show, the creator and the actors have been enduring a MASSIVE racist, misogynist, and homophobic hate campaign against this show for literally over a year before it even aired, and you have people making posts about how UNBEARABLE it is that they're going to have to see the fandom be obsessed with a sith played by a handsome Filipino and be excited over Oshamir, an interracial ship involving no white people but a Black woman and an Asian man, as if Star Wars fans have a good track record of treating characters of color well. It IS adding to the overall negativity of the show and convincing others not to watch it for your petty little reasons when this is without a doubt the best show Star Wars has released yet on Dinsey+ and by far the most diverse. Have any criticisms you want about The Acolyte, it's totally fair, but this "criticism" I'm referring to was just an attack on people enjoying the show, claiming stupid shit like a "lack of media literacy" over something everyone already knows like the fact Qimir isn't a good guy. Here's something that might shock y'all: we know, AND WE DON'T CARE.
Anyway I hope Oshamir, Qimir, and Osha continue to pop up on these peoples timelines and continue to make things unbearable for them. Because if enemies to lovers is all good when it involves someone like Shin and Sabine, but not when it involves Qimir and Osha, then you're a hypocrite and not to be dramatic your life deserves to be unbearable if that's really what does it.
#the acolyte#oshamir#qimir#osha aniseya#not to mention if we're being so real all things considered qimir has been less abusive towards osha than shin has been towards sabine💀#like literally stabbing her and leaving her to die#meanwhile qimir is bandaging her up sleeping on the floor so she can have the bed he said she can try to take the ship if she wants to leav#the guy cooked her dinner.#yeah its all becasue he wants to corrupt her but you cant convince he he doesnt want WANT her either#he wants her bad bad#rant#discourse#im not checking for typos if theres a bad one whatever and gd bless its in hashems hands now
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wait a sec...
The Three Railway Engines, beginning of final story:
Edward and Gordon often went through the tunnel where Henry was shut up. Edward would say, "Peep, peep - hullo!" and Gordon would say, "Poop, poop, poop! Serves you right!"
Main Line Engines, beginning of final story:
Edward scolded the twins severely, but told Gordon it served him right. Gordon was furious.
#all three engines are now i am going to kill them#🙃#ttte#thomas the tank engine#the railway series#i've shouted it from the rooftops before there are more than a few books where it's so obvious#that wilbert awdry was in 'i'm writing the finale now' mode#and i've said before that main line engines is one of them there are sooooo many callbacks and 'bookends'#this one is new to me though#i would think it's coincidence but the placements are so perfectly in parallel.#gordon drops his 'serves you right' while henry thinks he's gonna die alone#edward drops his 'served you right' after gordon thought he was gonna die alone#i know i'm not the first to observe this 'friendship' is a bit square-quotey at times but. you guys.#i think we underrated just how fucked up these three are 💀#what the hell is this#fc1 should have sold each to three different corners of the earth lmaooo.#the vibes were rancid from day 1 and instead of dealing with it he was just like 'well maybe if i paint them all the same color 🤔'
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DAMIAN????????????? ARE YOU GOOD BRO??????????????
#these kids are wild bruh. anya didn't even do anything 😭#THE WAY DAKIAN WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THIS TOO LIKR HOMIE#in case u forgot she sucker punched ur ass 💀#AND SHE CAN AND WILL DO IT AGAIN#i get that he's 6 and a brat and a loser and a kid but wow 😭 i hope anya stepped on his foot on purpose bc my guy deserved it#i love him still#I JUST KNOW THIS KID WOULD EAT ERASER SHAVINGS IF IT MEANT BONDING W HIS DAD#he's so mean i hope he embarrasses himself then gets a big fat hug#spy x family#sxf#spy x family spoilers#sxf spoilers#spy x family 96.1#spy x family chapter 96.1#sxf chapter 96.1#sxf 96.1
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Ch II. On My Own - Page 8
Tower of Mistakes
First - Previous - Next
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#Apologies for taking long. Now have two lil guys figthing (gone wrong)#angry guavo jumpscare#it was about time gustavo snapped. even if it's just a little. HE'S ALSO GOT FEELINGS MAN#MAN.#pain lol#peppino just grabbed his shirts and said aight imma head out#only peppino thinks he can just mach 3 out of the room like this#BRO WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO GUSTAVO#LOOK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO GUSTAVO#the stubbornness#had so much fun drawing this page in vc with the server#but oh I was really struggling to get the tablet's camera to record my sketchpad 💀#pizza tower#art#peppino#gustavo#pt gustavo#tower of mistakes#pt#pt au#ToM#ToM au#pt ToM#comic#pt comic#pizza tower comic#pizza tower art#pizza tower au#pizzaposting#radaverse
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Remember that time dreamworks was reposting pride art and they reposted trans hiccup art? That was pretty cool.
#HES TRANS REAL‼️‼️‼️#its official guys...#this might be a social experiment bc i said the same thing on tiktok and ppl are genuinely gaslighting themselves abt it when i showed#the screenshot. but i alr just know ppl on here r gonna be so much more chill abt it 💀#trans hiccup#httyd#trans headcanon#its still a headcanon i just think its funny how its kind of. 'implied' due to the art they reposted#hiccup haddock#moth.txt#deyas dragons
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you fuckers are really hating on travis when hes literally a he/him lesbian, also the wilderness is literally a metaphor for girlhood do you really think it wouldve let him survive if he wasnt at least a little girl coded ?
#a bunch of ppl have said this in more smarter ways but i feel like the yj fandom needs to be reminded of this every once in a while#also hes just genuinely a fascinating character?? like he saved his girlfriend only to have to eat his brother#he ate his brothers heart RAW#literally that scene is so insane and underrated#like yall went crazy about shauna eating jackies ear (which fair because it is gen insane) but not over travis eating his brothers heart ra#(which equally as insane)#any ways sorry for the rant my tags are always so long 💀#i am gonna make a more analysis type post on this once i rewatch the show#yellowjackets#travis martinez#travnat#(its not my fav ship but its still toxic yuri so i have no choice but to stan)#javi martinez#🐝#also i get not wanting to see any men in this show about women but guys please he’s literally just a girl as well#hate on jeff or waltor or kevyn or the weird cop dude just leave travis alone 🙏🙏😭#also not girl coded in the way some men are. hes girl coded in the more literal sense#gender fluid travnat my beloved they are so t4t <33
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Imma not live with this knowledge myself, so I decided to tell them what my irl friends said about them:
I can't keep traumatizing Mag, like dude I need to save some of that trauma for other characters 🙄
#also messed up on his nose :(((#btw yes they said smash#to both of them#TWICE#I feel like exploding after this ahhhh#mag is just horrified of this revelation#poor guy#except for that other star concept thing#he doesn't understand it#wish star#wishing star#star#wishverse#wish#wish movie#wish disney#wish 2023#king magnifico#wish magnifico#magnfico#the kingdom of roses and thorns#tkorat au#smash or pass#they also said they can fix him#like#aint no way#💀#pen art#traditional art#hand drawn
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Malledu🐉♠️ doodles
#sebek is seething rn#u kno i think malledu would be objectively hilarious because deuce gets along well enough with sebek and silver#so if malledu real i think malleus would also be seething bc it feels like deuce gets along with his guards more than him sometimes💀#also i think deuce is not the type that would quietly sit back and play spouse if he got married to malleus#i think he'd try to be a guard or do odd jobs around the castle#and since he is so Some Guy Energy most ppl dont even realize that hes malleus's fiance 💀#workers in the palace whispering about how theyre thinking abt asking deuce out or smth#and sebek overhears and hes just like DO U WANT TO DIE ???? and silver is just 😐😬 (doesnt say anything)#deuce voice (casually) (oblivious): ah yes i am engaged to your king. anyways you said you wanted to have dinner together?#twisted wonderland#deuce spade#malleus draconia
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