#he ruined my fucking life
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I came to tell you personally I finished tma today. Stupid, doomed by the narrative, gay people are ruining my life now. It's been 3 hours, I'm not emotionally ok /pos
😭 I’m currently on mag192, I went through a big procrastination arc for a while and didn’t pick it back up until recently
I do know what happens tho, and you are very right, stupid, doomed gay people will ruin your life, whether you like it or not 😔
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#he ruined my fucking life#and he also made me realize I’m ace#anyways-#MERRY FINISHING THE GAY HORROR PODCAST!!#And now you can even get into tmagp (if you like)#:]
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
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i think at the end of the day wherever i land here w my life falling apart, i gotta celebrate that w a rizzo the rat tattoo
#i just think its b soooo funny#and ppl wld b like oh u just rly like that muppet#yes and#he ruined my fucking life#thats sO FUNNYYY#PLEASE LAUGHHHH i scream#im the only one who thinks this is funny and im the one actively suffering whICH IS ALSO FUNNY#its the way this man has sent me into a spiral abt my whole life like what the fuuuckkkkk is thatttt~~~#and its gnna b a tramp stamp#jk jk jk jk jk#itll prob b on my leg bc ill hav to do it lmfao#i want a pepe too (gruesome twosome) so itll b on the dynamic duo leg probs#but the rizzo is so funny w added contexttt#just like how i think im so funny for adding the kermit clip in my vid when i briefly mention thissss#bc thats#thats the guy thats the same gy
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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time
#peter: 'i got bitten by a radioactive spider'#the xmen: '.....what the FUCK are you talking about'#my posts#marvel#spiderman#xmen#he gets targeted by sentinels and is just ?? very confused ???#i also cant stop thinking about how everyone else not in the know definitely thinks spiderman is a mutant too#it really explains why he gets so much hate#its not just because ppl hate vigilantes- its anti mutant sentiment#ALSO they make a big deal of him not letting anyone know hes got powers bc theyll figure out his identity#when really theyd first just assume he was a mutant#which could ruin his life in a very different way
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Small studies of Starscream in the Robots in Disguise 2015 design because he's literally perfect☺️☺️☺️ i want to marry him!!!
#my art#transformers#tfp#tf rid15#tf rid 2015#starscream#maccadam#maccadams#i think he would hate his tfp self so much but then his tfp self would be as scared of him as he is of megatron and that would make#rid15 starscream even more angry but also crash the Fuck out#and thats why hobo megatron should be there and be reasonable and that makes starscream crash out even more#and i want him to start crying#your life is ruined youre alone skyfire doesnt speak to you even tho he's (canonically) alive. your trine is probably dead#even your own damn self is scared of you and would rather hide behind megatron#mmmm#crash out crash out#dont get better bitch just get spiraling#😤😤😤😤I LOVE HIM!!!#HE IS MY FAVORITE FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL#i want him to cry!!!#transformers prime#transformers robots in disguise 2015
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you. N and volo's massive parallels. you understand yes?
#doctor's orders#n harmonia#volo#pokemon#this was on my old twatter acc that got suspended :(#but i still think of it daily i was right#god complex. inferiority complex. mommy/daddy issues. neither of them think they are capable of being loved (by their pokemon who clearly d#i want everyone to be happy except for me because i don't deserve it#BIG DREAMS. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MISGUIDED DREAMS.#life ruined* by the narrative foil protag who is also a child who appeared out of nowhere.#and after all that they do give the protag their blessing to make THEIR dreams come true :(#they also both have a somewhat unclear fate. for N at least until bw2 i guess but volo's fate after the trial of sinnoh#was written so ambiguous it's actually almost funny. yeah let's imply that he's immortal killed himself and got his life back together and#reproduced all in the same breath. who gives a shit. fuck this guy (me) in particular
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now that eddie is completely alone, do you guys think he relapsed? like before he met venom? does he have anything in his fridge other than beer....?
#KILLING MYSELF KILLING MYSELF#he already feels like he ruins the life of everyone he loves AND NOW AND NOW....... . ..#EDDIEEEE EDDIIIEEEE YOU SHOUDLNT BE ALONE EDDIE#god ill be going on about my day then i remember this goddamm movie and take psychic demage on the spot#venom#symbrock#venom the last dance#I CANT I FUCKING CANT I REMEMBER THEM AND I GET SAD I CANTTHRHHRH
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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do you ever think about how in the day i picked up dazai side b dazai had to lie emotionless and soulless—like a corpse, almost—beside the man that gently brought him in, nursed his injuries, held him while he was in pain? he had to keep those suffocating bandages around his entire face, lest this man gain some sort of recognition for the little boy he saved. he had to lay there curled in the fetal position, bleeding and in pain, perhaps thinking about how, in another life, this man cooked for him, tried to build up his strength. read to him to pass the time while he curled up against him like a child listening to a bedtime story. played cards with him. saw through the heartless mafioso. the ruthless killer. and instead saw a boy.
imagine knowing this man, the man who saved you in more ways than one, was going to die one day all because he knew you. because he reached his hand into the darkness and plaintively, like a small child wanting a parent's touch, you grasped back desperately. imagine thinking all of that while that man is just a stone's throw away, making coffee in the next room just like he used to for you in another life. the scent, although you've never been here before, is reminiscent of home. and the tune he's humming? it's the silent melody that plays through your mind seven years later, for the last time as you fall backward off the building with your arms out like an embrace. but, hey. that man is alive. he's happy, although he never knew you. you can die with no regrets.
#guys i actually cannot stop thinking about oda and dazai someone save me PLEASE. the day i picked up dazai ruined my fucking life#dazai makes me so fucking miserable every time i see him in beast i just start fucking sobbing#absolute TRAGEDY of a character#he was fucking fifteen in this. and he knew the entire time. he knew oda would die. before even meeting him#bsd#the day i picked up dazai#ermmm found this in my drafts and i wanted to post it sorry guys i sound emo asf
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I really have never cared about height differences in ships but scully being so much shorter than mulder is EVERYTHING to me
#because she still fucking holds him!!#he has to bend down and get smaller to be held by her#but of course he does it#and of course she’s strong enough!!!!#the x files#msr#I told you they’re ruining my life#sentences border on senseless
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enmi gintoki…………… orz
#bfy altered my neurons entirely that movie is actually crack made for me specifically#THE ANGST IS SO SO SAD. BUT SO SO GOOD#i’ve had these for soooo long but i just forgot to post them lmao#i think about him. a lot. Too much#enmi gin appeals to the part of my brain that thinks markings (smtiii remnant) and bandages are fucking cool#i LOVEEEE THIS DESIGNNNNNN ACK#it makes me feels so. hngh#his faint smile when he’s finally beaten and is near the end. someone wants me dead#fun fact though i couldn’t take them saying virus seriously bc of the fucking ill smith episode#i’ll be trying to listen to plot but everytime they mention viruses i start giggling incessantly#anyways#BE FOREVER YOROZUYA RUINED MY LIFE AND IM VERY GRATEFUL FOR THAT#sakata gintoki#be forever yorozuya#yorozuya yo eien nare#gintama#ok bye
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I know people make like jokes about stuff “rewriting your brain” or whatever but like reaching through the screen to grasp your shoulders I don’t think I’ll ever be able to think about c!tommy in a normal way like no hint of exaggeration here no bit this fucking bitch did irreparable damage to my mind
#he was a boy and then he ruined my fucking life#idc idc swagever#but like there’s something about him y’know#dream smp#c!tommy#will probs elaborate in a sec
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Probie Buck 🫶
#911#911edit#evanbuckleyedit#buck#911 abc#911 fox#911 on fox#flashing tw#my edit#this w2as an EXERCISE in color correcting#jesus#why is season one so warm???#its funny because the site i got the episodes there's a call for the show in the beginning and the call for the show is color corrected#they so know they fucked up they corrected it apskokasokasokaoskaoksoaks#anyway#hes so pretty i wil cry about it#he could ruin my life and id say thank you#baby boy 🫶🫶🫶🫶#evan buckley
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my bf, in the process of making art: well…. i’m hopeful about it at least
me: yay! my optimism is rubbing off on you!
bf: you’re ruining my life.
#cuore tag#NNSSJSKSKSKSJJSSK#he meant that me making him an optimist is ruining his life but w/o context that sounds so fucking mean JSKSKSKSJ#he was immediately like ‘WAIT NO I MEANT THE OPTIMISM IS RUINING MY LIFE NOT YOU IM NOT A MISOGYNIST’
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BDG3 companions worst qualities:
Astarion: racist
Shadowheart: also racist
Lae'zel: also also racist
Wyll: naive
Karlach: on fire all the time
Gale: egotistically insecure
Halsin: cranky about cities
Minthara: advocates slavery. and also racist.
#baldur's gate 3#astarion when he sees a gur (or perhaps a gnome): ew. die.#lae'zel and shadowheart seeing each other (before they learn they just need to make out): FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#wyll when he has to make a hard choice: im going to ruin my own life#karlach when she's on fire: (on fire)#gale when he's been groomed since 8: i should become a fucking god i deserve it#halsin when he sees a way of life that isnt his: this is literally the worst#minthara when she sees refugees: free labour...#bonus#jaheira and minsc: old#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#wyll ravengard#karlach#gale of waterdeep#halsin#minthara
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Billford is that one ship you ship for shits and giggles but if you actually saw them get together in cannon you'd be absolutely devastated because wtf???
#post betrayal billford is a BIG no no#i like saying “yeah you go bill fuck that old man” or joke about ford being a monsterfucker#but the ship is sooooo toxic and problematic#the only reason i ship them is because of all the jokes i just mentioned and because they're so tragic and toxic#but if a friend or family ever dated someone like bill i'd tell them to RUN. RUN FOR THE MOUNTAINS#and if we ever get a gf spin-off series or another book and SOMEHOW ford and bill get together i'm gonna throw hands#unless bill actually redeems himself#then ok ig#but like come on#it's BILL#it's very unlikely he'll ever be redeemed#but even if he does. if i was in ford's place i doubt i would ever forgive bill after giving me DECADES of trauma and ruining my life#let alone get with him#nuh uh#nuh uh no sir#no way#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#grunkle ford#bill cipher#toxic billford#yaoi#old man yaoi#toxic old man yaoi
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