#he really said ”is it very funny 😒”
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something tells me hua cheng disagrees w that statement 😬
#mxtx#tgcf#xie lian#incorrect tgcf#hualian#hua cheng#shi qingxuan#ming yi#he really said ”is it very funny 😒”
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its reaaaaally funny to be able to look at some super conventionally attractive guy and be like well youre not my usual type but….. youre okay i guess. like eugh i dont usually like guys with abs and a strong jawline and over 6 foot but your personality is alright so i can deal with it
#oh so youre not 5’4 and really weird and gay looking and frail…… hmph. okay 😒#usually this thought is just a funny hypothetical in my head. but i did just match with a very beautiful 6’1 guy on bumble. now what…….#hey man i know you look like some urban tarzan but are you kind of sucks and weird. lmk 👍🏻#bio said he was a grad student but not what in. mannnn it better not be business or youre banished to the shadow realm#mine
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well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'
#me-- instantly stressed and near tears: I know you're joking and it's not even important but. that isn't funny. to me.#I really wish there was a term for 'gaslighting but they're not doing it on purpose'#this is distinct from simply 'being wrong' because 'that's definitely not what happened 🤨' is a key part of it#the other person trying to convince me that I'm wrong and I must be crazy-- not for manipulation purposes but because THEY forgot#and are MUCH more confident in the possibility that I'm completely full of shit than that they maybe can't remember exactly#this is an extraordinarily specific thing that nonetheless happens to me ASTONISHINGLY OFTEN.#I mean clearly often enough that I'm now hair-trigger sensitive upset about it#AND TO CLARIFY QUICKLY-- that's not what justin even did (this time) but 'well I don't remember that' is still...#OKAY WELL I DO. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME.#trembling and crying searching for Receipts while explaining to my husband that it's not even that I don't think he believes me (this time)#I just. I just. I just. I'm not fucking crazy. I know you don't think I'm crazy. but I still feel like I Have to prove it.#my mom sending a package to the wrong address and then saying-- confidently and irritably-- 'you never GAVE me a unit number'#when I can scroll back up through texts to where I sent her our new address when we moved and it was complete and correct#my friend during our big stupid fight saying 'no one actually AGREED to that [dnd] plan except you and justin 😒'#going back into my audio recording to that conversation where everyone BUT him agreed#including his fucking pick-me 'yeah jay's being shitty right now' brother whose character said 'this sounds like a good plan' verbatim#like. I KNOW it's not just 'my memory vs theirs and we both assume we're right'#because SO OFTEN when this happens I have FUCKING RECEIPTS. that I'M NOT WRONG OR CRAZY.#no one ever wants to entertain the notion that I might know what I'm talking about.#I can't stress enough that I'm not mad at justin right now he was very much 'no I believe you! it's weird that I don't remember though'#which is fair! honestly! but I'm a LITTLE. sensitive. of the fact that everyone always ALWAYS automatically assumes I'm incorrect#and very often in a way that's a mark against my competence or character.#'well *I* couldn't *possibly* have gotten the address wrong so YOU must have fucked it up'#you know. it's like that. it's like that a lot.#maybe this only happens to me so much because I happen to be cursed with remembering things better than most people#or maybe I'm uniquely viewed as incompetent. who can say.#about me
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WHAT YOU HEARD
LANDO NORRIS
summary ★ : streets are saying yn finally broke up with her loser boyfriend and guess who couldn't be happier? if you guessed lando, you'd be wrong, it's actually her (but lando's a really close second).
category ★ : smau.
notes ★ : disregard all times and dates, they don't matter. all spelling mistakes are intentional. with that out of the way, finally someone other than charles even though i still have like 2 drafts for him that i need to finish. ntm on the banner and article 😶🌫️. when you get to the hello kitty reactions pls just scroll💀 it was funny when i made it but now it's just... and i cba to remove it. sorry this is so short 🙏.
part 2
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user00: oooh, girl's night????
user01: love seeing my fav wags out and about
user02: what happened to your foot? hope you're okay🫶
yourfriend: lils on her phone probably texting alex🙄 they make me sick w how cute they are
user03: y'all look so good🥴
user04: I just know that club's hot as satan's arsehole, how do you look so good? what's your secret🎤
alex_albon: please bring my girlfriend back in one piece🙏
yn_ln: nah, she's my girlfriend now😪
user05: no ezra? break up abeg
maxfewtrell replied to your Close Friends story : did you forget she's on your cf
landonorris: do you think i'm stupid? obviously i removed her before posting this
maxfewtrell: so you do have a working brain cell🤗 congrats🎉
monaspencer replied to your story : wasteman is hilarious but deserved.
alex_albon replied to your Close Friends story : may your efforts fail 🤞🙏
landonorris: WOW🤣🤣
alex_albon: nothing personal mate🤷♂️
landonorris: WDYM nothing personal, you're literally cursing me😒
randomfriend replied to your story : VINDICATION!!! i knew you couldn't read🥳
alex_albon replied to your Close Friends story : why did he have to be such a simp, now i owe lily and mona money
yn_ln: you're a millionaire, you can afford it, so suck it up king👑🫶🏽
monaspencer replied to your Close Friends story : you just made me 200€ richer😘
yn_ln: i actually don't want to know...
lilymhe replied to your Close Friends story : now alex owes mo and i money, thank you🙏🏻
yn_ln: glad to be of service?
landonorris replied to your Close Friends story : i wonder who that handsome guy is
yn_ln: some stray i found wandering around and out of the goodness of my heart, i decided to bring into my home
landonorris: you're not funny
yn_ln: then why were you laughing at all my jokes earlier?
landonorris: i was laughing at how bad they were😕
yn_ln: sure...
charles_leclerc replied to your story : tangled on a date? how romantic
yourfriend replied to your Close Friends story : this doesn't look very "im done w yt men" 🤔
yn_ln: you're in my business, don't do that😁
yourfriend: but it's so interesting 🥴
⤷ end note ‧ ★ : made a cute lil divider so hopefully it distracts you from everything else😋. honestly this took so long bc i was mostly working with vibes, no writing, no thoughts, just vibes. i don't know how some of y'all are so fast, like you guys amaze me, my goal is to just get more than 1 smau per month out. also i will no longer be writing for charles leclerc bc someone said he looked like noah schnapp and i can't unsee it 💀💀 gonna have to change the drafts🥲
#lunavrse writes(?)⋆#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 instagram au#f1 smau#f1 social media au#formula 1 smau#formula 1 x reader#instagram au#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris insta au#lando norris instagram au#lando norris smau#lando norris social media au#smau#social media au
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more platonic grid x reader, we say in unison ! i love how chaotic reader is and you’re so fucking funny 😮💨 please and thank you !
DANCING QUEEN
Pairing: Platonic Grid x fem!driver!reader
Genre: Smau- social media, chaos…
Warning(s): use of Yn, foul language?
Synopsis: It’s Yn’s 17th birthday…
A/n: This is for you Nonnie🫶 I’m so glad you liked my other platonic grid fics! I was listening to ABBA and my writing block was cured. Thank you ABBA, we say in unison🤭
Ynforeal
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Ynforeal winning while hungover is one for the books! 🏆🍾
Alpinef1team change the caption. (management made me write that, 17 and hungover looks good on you gurllll 🫶)
Ynforeal I will (I’m not gunna, Thankssss girllll!!)
Motheryn WELL DONEEE, happy birthday for yesterday!!!!!!
User15 does anyone know what Yn did for her birthday??
Landonorris you don’t wanna know…
User15 now I wanna know even more…
Oscarpiastri 🤫
Maxverstappen1 Congrats 🍾
Ynforeal I can feel your enthusiasm through my screen Maximilian😒
Maxverstappen1 👍
Landonorris YEHDNDB WELL DONE GIRL CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 🙌🍾🏆🥳
Ynforeal THANKY YOU LANDONNNNN
Landonorris Take notes @/maxverstappen1
Maxvertappen1🫡
Charles_Leclerc 🍾 one for the books indeed Yn, proud of you for not throwing up in your helmet!! 😂
Ynforeal thank you Charlie! It was a very close call but then I realised I couldn’t see max in my mirrors and wanted to piss him off 😂
Maxverstappen1 what, is it ‘hate on Max Verstappen, three time Wdc, day’ 🧐
Ynforeal had to put the titles in didn’t you. Did it make you feel better?
Maxverstappen1 yes, yes it did👍
Landonorizzz anyone got pics of Yns birthday?
Ynforeal Posting them later, couldn’t post them before the race otherwise I could have been disqualified 😂
Landonorizzz OMFGSJSBD SHE REPLIED TO MEEE OMFBE
Ynforeal I REPLIED JEBDJSKSNSB SO HAPPY DOR YOU HDHSJS
Landonorris
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Landonorris HAPPY 17th TO MY MAIN BITCH 🥂💸🤩
Ynforeal YASSSS JFBSBDJS VOTTA FEED MY BABY
Landonorris 🍼🍼🍼
User15 BIRTHDAY POSTS! I RÉPÈTE BIRTHDAY POSTS ARE POASTING RN AJBDAN
User12 These we definitely already made and were waiting to be posted
Landonorris you are correct! we have a bet that whoever doesn’t post their birthday draft they have to pay up 💰💰
Maxverstappen1 how many cakes did you have in the end Yn?? 😂
Ynforeal 3 in total, one family friendly one from my family, one from my crew, and one from you guys🎂🍰🧁
Maxverstappen1 🐖 <- you
Ynforeal 🐍 <- you
Maxverstappen1 😱
Ynforeal you little snake 🐍 shshsshshhs
Maxverstappen1 oink oink teef (bitch)
User56 I’m new do Yn and max hate Each other or something? They seem close irl but their comments say a different story.
Motheryn they have a sibling dynamic, that monstrosity is how they show their love for each other 😂😂
User56 oh thank goodness😂😂
Maxverstappen1
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Maxverstappen1 HAPSPY FKINWSG BRTHDAY SISTAAA, HWO DO YOU TRN CAPITSL LTTERS OFF, thnk you birthday batch🫶💕💸💰🥳
Ynforeal I KNEW YOU LIVED ME MAXAMILLIAN !! You are deffo regretting getting pissed last night, how are you feeling about this?
Maxverstappen1 never speak of this again, I didn’t want lando to win the bet 🙄
Ynforeal uh hu, never letting you live this one down Maxine👍
Maxverstappen1😀
User23 is this actually happening rn, how drunk was max last night 😂😂
Landonorris I think this tops my birthday post🤣🥲
Maxverstappen1 tAkE NoTeS @/Landonorris
Landonorris my own words used against me 🔪❤️
Redbullracing Your 3 time world champion everybody 👏
Yourbff max you should get drunk more often 😂
Ynforeal IKR!!! He’s a big softy really 🤭
Maxvertappen1 😑
Ynforeal
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Ynforeal 17 DANCING QUEEN JSHDHDKAN MAXIE KS FUCKED, I said I wanted to go carting but all we had was trollies 🛒😂😂💸🍾🎂
Landonorris HAPPY BIRTHDYA
Yourbff My beautiful bestie yasssss
Ynforeal luv youuuu 🫶
Yourbff 🤭❤️
Maxverstappen1 I can’t deny it 🙂
Ynforeal 🥂🍾🍺🍻🍷🍸🥃🍹<- you
Maxverstappen1 🛒🎉🥳🎂🎁🎈🎊<- you
#f1#f1 x reader#formula 1#f1 smau#formula one#platonic#platonic grid x reader#max verstappen#charles leclerc#lando norizz#lando#lando norris#oscar piastri#fem!reader#driver reader#f1 drivers#chaotic#dancing queen
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Proper Scouser
pairing: Max verstappen x alexander-arnold!reader Trent Alexander Arnold x sister!reader
warnings: none, man united
authors note: guys I'm working on whiv I swear 😭 all the other chapters came out during break so I had time. But I already had this mostly finished and after that united loss I had to post it
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y/narnold99
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y/narnold99 7 reasons to smile 😁
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user1 I love her
user2 TAKE THAT UNITED
user3 up the reds
user4 UNITED IN THE MUD
user5 the caption… Trent’s sisters lowk class
user6 warra top 4 for Liverpool
user7 keep crying mate
trentarnold66 😁
user8 United fans crying in the comments
virgilvandijk was it entertaining? 😂
y/narnold99 🙏 very
user9 7up
user10 ❤️❤️❤️
user11 tell your brother to defend better
darwin_n9 VAMOS!!!
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user12 Trent’s so fit man
user13 the scouser in our team
user14 ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
curtisjr 🔥🔥🔥
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user15 I ❤️ y/n
user16 that’s embarrassing mate
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trentarnold66 replied to your story
we win and you’re out celebrating without me???
fake 😒
y/narnold66
you’ll get over it mate
trentarnold66
so…
who is it?
y/narnold99
none of your business
trentarnold66
what
I’m gonna tell Virgil you’re being mean to me
y/narnold99
He’ll be on my side
go back to dating my friends without me knowing
trentarnold66
that was one time!
and she sucked so
you really should be thanking me for revealing that she was a terrible person 🤷♂️
y/narnold99
my dates calling me
bye loser
tell Curtis I said his goal was really good
trentarnold99
don’t call me a loser
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virgilvandijk replied to your story
Do I get to know about mystery man?
y/narnold99
Yeah sure
It’s max
Don’t tell Trent though
virgilvandijk
I won’t haha
Nice kid though
He’s got the Dutch approval
y/narnold99
Thanks virg
Nice win today btw
virgilvandijk
Thank you 🫡
Have a good date y/n
y/narnold99
🫡
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trentarnold66
you told Virgil but not me??!!
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yourusername a proper scouser, he is
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user17 how… romantic?
user18 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
user19 I am fully convinced that max has not understood a single word that y/n has ever said
virgilvandijk congratulations 🎉
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user20 just imagine 3-time f1 world champion, max verstappen, navigating the city that is Liverpool
user21 they all live in Manchester anyway so he's probably fine
trentarnold66 WHY DOES THE INTERNET GET TO KNOW BEFORE ME
judebellingham a barca fan 🧐
y/narnold99 why do you know that
judebellingham dw about it
user22 MY PARENTS
landonorris damn how'd he pull you
maxverstappen1 ???
landonorris 👋
user23 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOU GUYS DONT GET IT
maxverstappen1 is the caption a compliment
y/narnold99 yes
user24 the way Trent had no idea is actually so funny
trentarnold66 happy for u ig
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maxverstappen ❤️
y/narnold99 ❤️
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#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1 smau#f1 x female reader#f1 x reader#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen x female reader#trent alexander imagines#football x reader#football imagine
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could u do one with hector in which the reader is older and at first doesn't want to get involved with him, then asks her friends for tips and manages to win her over.
Chasing What's Right~Hector Fort
*Pictures are from Pinterest*
enjoy <3
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players/drivers I write for
y/n always tried to avoid him. Not because she disliked Hector, far from it, she enjoyed his company and his charm. He had this youthful energy that was infectious. But every time he smiled at her or made another attempt to start a conversation, something in her tensed.
She felt the gap between their ages like a weight, like a boundary she refused to cross.
It wasn’t fair to him, y/n thought. He should be with someone his own age, someone who wouldn’t look over their shoulder constantly, worrying about what people might think. But Hector didn’t seem to care about any of that.
They were once at a party, one of y/n's friends who was mutual friends with Hector. y/n was enjoying her time, until she saw Hector. As soon as his eye came in hers, he started his walk to her. y/n tried turning around and running away, but Hector managed
“Why are you always running away from me?” he asked, with a boyish grin. His voice held a teasing note, but his eyes were serious, soft but questioning.
y/n sighed looking down to avoid his eyes. “Hector, you know why.” she said softly
He moved closer, just enough so she could feel the warmth of his presence but still giving her space.
“It’s the age thing again, isn’t it?” he said, looking down at her even if she didn't hold eye contact with him
She nodded biting her lip.
“It’s just...I like you, okay? But I can’t let myself get involved. It doesn’t seem right.” she said, finally looking up at him
He shook his head, a faint smile tugging at his lips.
“It’s not about what seems right. It’s about what feels right.” he tried convincing her
That was the problem. She couldn’t deny that being around him felt easy, felt right. But she also couldn’t help overthinking everything. What her friends might say, what her family might think, the whispers that might follow.
But Hector wasn’t deterred. If anything, her hesitations only made him more determined.
Later that night, Hector had convinced her to take her home, and she agreed. As he parked outside her door, she looked at him with a smile.
"thank you Hector" she said, making him smile. He grabbed her hand in his, raising it to press a kiss on her knuckles. She wanted to pull away, tell him that he shouldn't be doing that, but it felt too right to do it.
"no need cariño. Text me if you need anything" he said, letting go of her hand.
y/n couldn't resist it, so she leaned in and kisses his cheek, leaving him flushed in the car.
That night, all she thought about was what would happen if she agreed on being with Hector. She first thought about the bad things, how her family wouldn't talk to her anymore, or how her friends would judge her if she went to a guy younger than her. But she also thought about the good parts, how she would be the happiest she's ever been.
Before she fell asleep, she received a message from one of her close friends, the girl who was Hector's best friend's girlfriend.
-y/n you will not believe what just happened
She was confused, wondering what had happened with her friend
-what is it?
-Hector came to me during the party. And he started asking me about ways to win you. saying you're giving him a hard time and that he wants to convince you
Something in y/n stirred. She couldn't believe Hector would go all the way to asking her friends how to win her. Was he really that serious about them? She tried holding back her smile, before replying to her friend
-oh he did? what did you tell him
-I won't tell you what I told him. he wants to keep it a surprise;)
-very funny 😒
-now I wanna know why you're giving the poor guy a hard time
- girl you know I'm older than him. that would be weird for others. I mean what would you and the group think about it?
-girly we've been shipping u and hector since you two met. you can't be telling me that u're afraid what we would think?
y/n smiled, glad she has a group of supportive friends who she realized would never judge her.
-well yes but I'm also scared what my family would say. or what hector's fans and family would say. its just not right
-y/n baby please do not think about what people would think. think about what you want. about ur happiness only, if u really like hector then just go for it. don't overthink it
The message left y/n thinking. She really liked Hector and wanted to be with him, even with the nagging voice in her head. She went to sleep that night, only thinking about Hector.
Over the next few days, Hector didn't stop trying. He'd send y/n flowers every morning before she left to work. She'd arrive home after work, and Hector would be at her apartment making her dinner. She appreciates every single thing he did, and slowly he was convincing her to actually go for it and be with him.
A few days laters, y/n arrived to a quite house. It was the first time Hector wasn't there. She went to the kitchen, and saw a note on her fridge.
be ready by 7. we'll be going out for dinner.
-Hector
She shook her head with a smile, not believing that a guy likes her to the extent that he would try his best to make her date him.
By 7, y/n was dressed in a nice black dress, her make up soft while she settled for some fancy heels. As she was putting on her earrings, her belly rang, indicating that Hector has arrived.
She took a deep breath, shaking all the bad thoughts out of her head, grabbing her purse and leaving her room. She opened the door, to be met with a bouquet of red roses. Hector appeared behind the roses, giving her a wide smile.
"hello beautiful. you look stunning" he said, making her cheeks turn red at his compliment.
"thank you. you look handsome too" she said, and it was now his turn to be blushing.
She took the flowers from his, placing them in a vase of water before they started the drive to the restaurant.
They talked all the way there, catching up about their day, the conversation between them seeming smooth and easy.
The dinner with Hector was perfect. y/n couldn't deny the fact that Hector has convinced her to be together, the fact that other's opinions don't matter.
By the end of dinner, Hector suggested a walk on the beach, which y/n couldn't say no to. Their walk was silent at first. Their fingers brushing against each other, until Hector had the courage to hold her hand, hoping she doesn't pull back, which she didn't. He breathed out, smiling to himself as he looked at their interlocked hands.
Hector was about to speak, when y/n beat him to it.
"you know I've been thinking..." she said, making Hector raise his eyebrows
"oh yeah? about what?" he asked
"about us" she said, looking up at him. He gave her an encouraging smile so she can continue
"I think I'm gonna give us a chance" she said, making Hector's smile wider.
"really?" he asked, hope lacing his voice.
She nodded, her smile mirroring his own
"am I dreaming? pinch me to believe this is real" Hector said dramatically making y/n chuckle. She hit his shoulder playfully, making him laugh
"don't make me regret it" she said in a teasing tone
"never. i like you way too much to do that" he said, making her smile.
"lucky for you my friends know what I love. or else you wouldn't have none how to win me" she winked at him, telling him that she knows about him talking to her friends.
He shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly, although his cheeks were burning red.
"I had to do anything to convince you" he said softly, making y/n grin
"well you did, so don't mess it up" she said as they stopped walking.
"never" Hector mumbled, grabbing her face in his hands and connecting their lips into a first of many kisses they'll be sharing.
#football#football x reader#football blurb#football imagine#football one shot#footballer imagine#barcelona#fc barça#fc barcelona#fc barca#hector fort fanfic#hector fort imagines#hector fort imagine#hector fort x reader#hector fort x y/n#hector fort x you#hector fort oneshots#hector fort fluff#hector fort fic#hector fort
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feather , part 35
“ i’m up, where i’m at ”
series m. list previous chapter
slightly (ish) suggestive again, nothing extremely explicit (kind of)
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yourusername i love my boyfriend and his silly little friends
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lhughes_06 why does trevor get his own picture when I’M your boyfriend
→ yourusername it’s because he’s secretly the favorite but don’t tell him i said that
→ lhughes_06 but it makes it look like you’re dating him and not me ☹️
→ yourusername lukey no it doesn’t dw
→ trevorzegras I KNEW I WAS THE FAVORITE
lhughes_06 also you’re so sappy and i love you more
→ yourusername ☺️
rutgermcgroarty “silly little friends” is crazy but we sorta love you too so we’ll let it slide
→ yourusername quit acting like you’re so indifferent to me 🙄
→ rutgermcgroarty luke would beat us up if we professed our love to you
→ lhughes_06 very true
username20 i’ve been waiting MONTHS for this to happen
username9 my cuties
adamfantilli you suck at basketball
→ yourusername it was a 3v1. you’re like 6’2. you’re all men.
→ adamfantilli and??? you would probably lose against mackie’s sisters too
→ mackie.samo is that a dig against my sisters
→ adamfantilli NO i’m just saying that she’s really bad and it doesn’t matter who she plays against 😰😰
→ mackie.samo uh huh… i got my eye on you
username77 there seems to be a recurring trend with the shopping carts..
→ username43 they just love the shopping carts
_quinnhughes burger king??
→ yourusername THE KING OF THE BURGERS 🙏
→ lhughes_06 she wanted a milkshake
→ _quinnhughes so if she wanted to drive your car into a tree would you let her
→ yourusername WHAT no why would he ever let me do that
→ lhughes_06 yes i would and then i’d just buy another car
→ yourusername LUKE NO
mackie.samo you know what would be really funny
→ yourusername i have a feeling it’s not gonna be funny
→ yourusername but go ahead
→ mackie.samo what if barclay and super why came back
→ lhughes_06 who the fuck are barclay and super why
→ lhughes_06 OH WAIT
→ yourusername god i hope not
→ mackie.samo 🫢
→ yourusername ur thinking up some devious shit aren’t u mack
→ lhughes_06 stop praying on our downfall man
luca.fantilli what the flippity flapjacks i’m not in the post
→ yourusername that’s the exact reason you’re not in the post
→ luca.fantilli MAN WHAT THE CRAP
→ yourusername stop this rn
→ adamfantilli mom and dad said they’re disowning you
→ luca.fantilli GOSH DIDDLY DARN IT 😔
→ markestapa what the fuck
username10 NO RESTRICTED COMMENTS THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME
edwards.73 i heard your back break when we all piled on top of you
→ yourusername i’m actually in the hospital rn because of your ass
→ edwards.73 aw my ass is so fat you’re in the hospital!! 😘
→ yourusername ha ha ha. 😒
→ lhughes_06 bro stop trying to seduce my girlfriend
→ edwards.73 I’M NOT THOUGH??!!
→ lhughes_06 THEN LEAVE HER ALONE
username62 tell me why that first pic is so fucking obx coded
→ username27 OH MY GOD IT IS
→ username15 YOU’RE SO RIGHT??
dylanduke25 i’m so hot
→ yourusername yes you are duker 🫶🫶
→ lhughes_06 oh ☹️
→ dylanduke25 you’re so whiny luke YOU’RE LITERALLY DATING HER
colecaufield the leafs hoodie..
→ yourusername i won’t name drop but i think you can tell who it is 😰
→ rutgermcgroarty 🫢
→ markestapa 😱
→ lhughes_06 😟
→ trevorzegras 😥
→ adamfantilli 😧
→ colecaufield WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT
→ yourusername he refuses to admit who he is
jackhughes i think my heels touched the back of my head
→ yourusername that’s an outer banks quote if i’ve ever seen one 🫡
→ lhughes_06 jj maybank dupe
→ jackhughes you wish you were a jj maybank dupe lhughes_06
→ lhughes_06 you’re not even blond 🙄
username17 how does it feel to LIVE MY DREAM luke 😔
→ yourusername i’m willing to split my love between you and luke 🫶
markestapa posting me shirtless while dating my best friend?? scandalous 😱
→ yourusername stop trying to instigate random shit mark
username98 too cute 💗
elblue6 you two never change 💖💖
→ yourusername ily mama hughes 🥰
→ lhughes_06 mom i lost a sock
_alexturcotte crazy how i’m not in ANY of the pictures 😊😊😊
→ yourusername all you boys are so needy
lhughes_06
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lhughes_06 my favorite dates with my girl 💘
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yourusername stop it you’re making me blush 🤬
→ lhughes_06 that was the point baby
msamoskevich this is so unaesthetic
→ lhughes_06 like you could do better???
→ msamoskevich i could actually
→ yourusername THAT’S WHAT I KEEP TELLING HIM
→ msamoskevich babe you gotta fix your man
→ yourusername i’ll make him my little aesthetic boy don’t you worry
→ lhughes_06 should i be scared
→ msamoskevich be terrified 😍
username86 they’re actually so in love that it physically pains me
username20 horrible taste in froyo but it’s okay they’re cute together
markestapa pottery..???
→ lhughes_06 shut up it makes her happy
→ yourusername shut up it makes me happy
→ markestapa i’m shutting up because it makes you happy 🙄
→ lhughes_06 yay
→ yourusername yay
edwards.73 GO KARTS
→ lhughes_06 ik u wanna be us so bad
→ edwards.73 I DO
→ yourusername fanboy type shit
_quinnhughes you guys are always teaming up against all of us
→ lhughes_06 and???
→ yourusername you got a problem with it??
→ _quinnhughes yes i do actually
→ lhughes_06 suck it up
→ yourusername walk it off
username4 i need someone to take me on a date like luke does with our lil drizz
username31 those toppings…
trevorzegras 🤮
→ lhughes_06 😑
→ yourusername ☹️
→ jackhughes 🤮
→ _quinnhughes 🤮
→ rutgermcgroarty 🤮
→ markestapa 🤮
→ _alexturcotte 🤮
→ jamie.drysdale 🤮
→ luca.fantilli 🤮
→ mackie.samo 🤮
→ adamfantilli 🤮
→ dylanduke25 🤮
→ edwards.73 🤮
→ colecaufield 🤮
→ lhughes_06 goddammit
adamfantilli god i hate you both
→ lhughes_06 🤯
→ yourusername the feeling is mutual!!! 😘
→ lhughes_06 why the kissy face 🤨🤨
→ yourusername I’M SORRY
→ lhughes_06 it’s okay 😁
username22 MY CUTIES
username15 gross yuck barf vomit (oh my god he’s so in love)
username49 buy the ring rn luke.
rutgermcgroarty if you don’t stop posting about each other holy shit
→ lhughes_06 me and my girl at your service 🫡
→ yourusername me and my man at your service 🫡
→ rutgermcgroarty do you just copy everything he says
→ yourusername do you just get on my nerves to piss me off
→ rutgermcgroarty i can’t believe you just found that out
dylanduke25 you should see our dms
→ lhughes_06 oh god
→ yourusername THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR DMS
→ dylanduke25 yeah except you complain to me every time he breathes in a girl’s direction
→ yourusername THATS NOT TRUE
→ lhughes_06 awww you’re jealous?
→ yourusername NO
→ lhughes_06 it’s okay to be a little jealous sometimes i know it’s hard
→ yourusername SHUT UP I DONT GET JEALOUS
luca.fantilli WE GET IT UR DATING
→ lhughes_06 WE GET IT UR JEALOUS
→ luca.fantilli 🖕
username57 pop quiz who hates dryshughes the most
→ lhughes_06 trick question they all hate us equally
jamie.drysdale my sister won’t stop talking about you MAKE HER SHUT UP
→ lhughes_06 i have a lot of ways i can shut her up
→ jamie.drysdale OH GOD EW NO GROSS
→ yourusername LUKE
→ _quinnhughes LUKE
→ jackhughes LUKE
→ lhughes_06 WHAT ITS NOT LIKE IM LYING
mackie.samo IS THAT GO KARTING DATE THE REASON SHE SKIPPED OUR WEEKLY SPONGEBOB MARATHON
→ lhughes_06 ……….no……?
→ mackie.samo LUKE WARREN HUGHES
→ lhughes_06 THERES NO NEED FOR THE GOVERNMENT NAME
colecaufield aw you two are adorable
→ lhughes_06 you’re like the uncle no one invited to the family reunion
→ colecaufield absolutely uncalled for
→ yourusername LUKEY WHAT
→ lhughes_06 that was a bit mean i apologize
→ colecaufield just a bit huh???
jackhughes apparently mom shows dad every single post you make about lil drizz
→ lhughes_06 i know he keeps texting me about it
→ _quinnhughes he has like 20 burner accounts so he can like all your posts
→ lhughes_06 wait WHAT
→ lhughes_06 is that who keeps liking my posts like a second after i post them
username83 remember the song quoting era yall were so cute trying to be slick
username50 wondering when luke will finally start sharing his gf
→ lhughes_06 never
_alexturcotte so you’re like her uber driver
→ lhughes_06 i guess so
→ _alexturcotte you guess so?? 😭
→ lhughes_06 i mean i’m also like her golfer
→ _alexturcotte golfer????
→ lhughes_06 i fill her holes up pretty good too
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→ yourusername LUKE WHAT THE FUCK
→ jackhughes bro we all saw that
→ markestapa THERES NO POINT IN DELETING IT CUZ TURCS SENT A SS IN THE GC
→ trevorzegras YOU’RE NOT FUCKING SLICK MY DUDE
→ lhughes_06 maybe i’m not but she is fs trevorzegras
→ rutgermcgroarty UR JUST MAKING IT WORSE MAN
→ jamie.drysdale GOOD FUCKING LORD THATS MY SISTER
→ adamfantilli WHAT THE HELLLLL 🗣️
series m. list notes ) so TECHNICALLY this is the epilogue and the last chapter of the feather au (it doesn’t really feel like it is) but i mean i’m ofc going to be open to you guys sending requests and thoughts about my dryshughes babies because we all love them too much and i might also add more bonus chapters like later on and stuff but yeah!! i guess this is the end… for now 😈
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helooo can i request saiki x reader bf texts please? thank you so much !! anything is fine honestly as long as its saiki content i miss him 😭😭😭😭
ooooou I haven’t got a request like this yet and it seems very fun!! No problem hun <3
IKR after you finish the anime it feels like such limited content is left for the saiki k fandom!! 😭😭
💓💗 Saiki and his boyfriend~ 💗💓
“Wanna go get some coffee jelly”
“This is oddly specific but can you tell the magician outside to leave please?”
”can you keep aiura and torisuka distracted so I can leave school?”
”thanks I’ll pay you back in (favorite thing)”
”let’s meet at the arcade”
”I’m annoyed my mom is forcing me to go outside but I know I’m gonna run into kaido”
”please come with me to make this more bearable”
”don’t forget to study for that test”
convos :3
”how do I make friends with that average guy from the other class without seeming weird”
”Kusuo idk just go up to him and talk to him 😭”
”yeah but if I don’t have something to talk about it’ll be awkward and my likeability meter will go down”
”can you figure out his interests for me so I can talk to him?”
”what? YOU do it 🤦”
”no i can’t the nuisances will find me”
convo 2 ;P
“Do you wanna come shopping with me?”
”your not gonna invite the nuisances too are you?”
”no kusuo 😭”
”oh okay well no”
“I'm NOT!”
“I know but nuisance number 4 just showed up”
”at your house?”
”no at the mall”
”ohh well fine 🤦”
convo 3
”can I borrow your bike nendo broke mine”
”HOW?”
”idk he sat on it”
”WHAT LOLL”
”I need it so I don’t have to go shopping with my dad”
”why is that so bad?? 😭”
”because he starts begging for things at the store”
”??”
“Isn’t he a grown man?”
”yeah I know that’s why I need to borrow your bike”
”sure babe..😭🤦”
convo 4
”my mom wants you to come over for dinner”
”oh alright!”
”no”
“??”
”say your sick”
”kuu why? 😭😭”
”can’t I come over??”
”no my parents are embarrassing”
”LOL”
”but I’ve come over plenty of times before tho”
”I know but, please just don’t come over”
”what’s happening??”
”fine. My dad wants to play a prank on someone because when he try to scare me it didn’t work. So I need you to come over and pretend to be scared so my mom doesn’t kill me”
”what?? So now I’m supposed to come over?”
”let’s just get it over with”
”you go through so much I swear 😭💗”
convo 5
”when you come over and my mom asks if you wanna meet my brother say no”
”whaaat but I kinda wanna meet him”
”say no”
”for both of our sakes”
”if you don’t go I won’t have to either”
”fine 😒”
convo 6
”goodnight kuu”
”goodnight m/n”
convo 7
“I hear nuisance number 4 isn’t showing up to school today”
”no she isn’t”
”rejoice. God is real.”
”KUSUO 😭😭”
convo 8
“your driving home today right? Can I hitch a ride? Nuisance number 1 is here”
”wait which nuisance is that again?”
”how can you forget? It’s the second most terrible one. Nuisance 1 is nendo”
”OHH YEAHH”
”hurry he’s coming”
”YEAH MEET ME AT THE CAR LOL”
convo 9
”come with me to nuisance number 2’s house so I don’t have to go alone”
”kaido right? he’s not so bad right? I can’t I have homework”
”no he’s just really weird and cringe and awkward”
“I’ll wait”
”okay 😭”
convo 10
“can I come over and we can watch that show you recommended me?”
”yeah sure any time kuu”
”you really don’t have to ask, I could get you a spare key if you want”
”yes an emergency escape route in case of nuisance surprises”
”WOW OK”
”and you ig”
convo 11
”that was sweet. what you did for them”
“Yeah I guess they’re not so bad for now”
”for now Kusuo?”
”you sound like my mom”
”actually, that’s not an insult I love your mom”
”I know”
”WYM 😭”
”you hug her more than I do”
”well that proves smth 🤨🤨”
”eh. I’ll get her a gift”
”good cuz she’s awesome 😙”
convo 12
“let’s finish playing that game you have”
”NO”
”WHY IT WAS SO FUNNY”
”you have never even played it he’s so annoying”
”LOLL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL HIM TO DIE THO”
”you wouldn’t even think it’s funny if I hadn’t have told you”
”come on at least least me see the chapter you said you hated”
”you just wanna see me suffer”
”If I did I wouldn’t have distracted hairo for you earlier”
”FINE”
”LOL YIPPIE I’m coming over as soon as I’m done with my homework 🙂”
”😒”
convo 13
“How do I transfer to class 2”
”you just wanna be with satou don’t you”
”you don’t know how?”
”no kuu, I don’t 🤦”
convo 14
“I have to go visit my grandparents and my granddad is really awkward come with me”
“I’D LOVE TO MEET THEM”
”why do you love my family so much?”
”they’re strange”
”I love YOU 😒”
”are you calling me weird”
”in what way are you normal mister magic powers with weird friends and family who also has to stop a volcano from erupting yearly”
”those are just ordinary daily tasks”
”now your coming right?”
”I should leave you”
”you wish you were normal so bad”
”when are we going”
”on second thought you can stay here”
”STOP BEING SALTY IM COMING”
”NOW TELL ME WHEN”
convo 15
”let’s reschedule the coffee jelly date for Sunday”
”it’s too chaotic”
”it’s Friday”
”I know I’m dreading the weekend”
”my poor kuu 😭”
”stop”
”you sound like my mom again”
*read* 1:39pm
LOL I LOVE CONVO 10-15 😊😈 (it got more chaotic as it went on- 😭)
muahahahahhaha hope you enjoyed! these were quite fun :3
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haiii willow!! i was reading through your work (as i usually do when I’m on here) but i wanna know your thoughts on whether young, early 20s bkg - who currently has a thing for reader - would he feel this impending urge of sexual attraction?? i feel like at that point of time he wouldn’t be having much sex, if any at all but ofc reader is beautiful and sweet and gorgeous!! do u think he’d ever have moments where he’s ogling or he’s just back in his bedroom and all he can think are perverted thoughts and he’s like, “fuck.”
i will continue stalking ur page and reblogging so that’s all! love u🩷🩷🩷👼
oh i am smooching you smooching i say, bc i love this scenario it is my freaking bread and butter 😌✨️🩷
i think he definitely would !! not a total clueless virgin, but he's not really feeling it with anyone, and maybe hasn't for a while—if ever. and maybe he's just like, eh i've got more important things going on rn than who i'm having dinner with i hardly have time to have it with myself 🥺
bc i imagine early 20s bakugou very specifically, especially after what's going on in the manga, so i can completely see him being so sidetracked and not even interested in romance—and then you come along 🥺 and i think it would take him a while to get there, honestly, like. he's got you in the back of his mind for a whole year, even. doing his best not to think about it, but every now and then when things are quiet, his mind is wandering until he's thinking about how you wish him a stupid good morning ! every day and always make small talk with him about all kinds of random shit 😒🥺 he resists the idea that you give him butterflies and tries to tell himself you make him sick LOL
but then—something happens. something small, i think, that is such a non-event but it launches you to the forefront of everything, all at once. maybe you say something funny that makes him do his little evil smile or ask him a question and really listen to what he's saying with big beautiful eyes or you wave at him as you pass each other in the hall and kirishima is with him and then turns to him, grinning so fucking wide, and he's like "bro....why're they smiling at you like that ?? 😏😏😏" and that has bakugou thinking to himself.....oh shit........are they smiling at me like that ??? and then he's so totally gutted by the fact that—he wants you. oh man, he wants you so bad. and i've said this before but i think because he tries to fight that feeling for so long, once he finally accepts it, he's like full speed ahead. he opens that door and it's like the floodgates, the dam has broken, he's neck deep the minute he stepped over.
and i really think bakugou's attraction to someone—like his deep, genuine, heart-achy kind of attraction to someone—is based on who you are, and so the more time he spends with you and the more he thinks about you and the more he gets to know you, it just builds and builds and builds LOL and then that sexual attraction comes bull-dozing in, i think. and i love to talk about this but he thinks he's so not a meat-head that thinks with his dick but he definitely catches himself checking you out and is SO MAD LMAOOO
he's also such a—make a plan, make it happen kind of person, so once he decides he can't stand doing nothing, he's trying to figure out how to make you his. and in trying to plan that out, he's going through scenario after scenario, thinking about what differently he could do when he sees you and how you'll respond, imagining it late at night, dreaming about what you'd say and what you'd do.....what that would lead to, eventually AND HE FEELS LIKE SUCH A PERV LMAOOO he's such a dork
god i literally could go on and on about this forever you don't understand akdhfjskkq this is one of my favorite scenarios for him it's just my default thinking state this point LOL hiiiii friend !!! tysm for asking !!! 😌🩷✨️
#i'm unhinged for him sorry#tysm for checking out me things 🥺🥺 for being here with me 🥺🥺🥺#i could talk about THIS FOREVERRRRRR#✿ ask willow#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: pre relationship bakugou
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Headcanon/Preference # 24
Gifs NOT mine.
Year posted - 2023
📝Note(s) - Blue text is them talking to ya.
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| Bo Sinclair |
• Initially he's at a lost for words... Like wtf just happened?
• "What the hell does that even mean?" He asks after getting over his initial confession/shock.
• He's even more confused when you explain what it means, and why you decided to say it.
• "That's really stupid darlin'." He deadpans before dealing with the victim himself.
• He kinda doesn't think you're mature enough to handle it now because of this. 🙄
• Don't let him fool ya, deep down, like really deep down, Bo thought it was kinda funny.
• Wonders to himself why exactly he is so in love with you.
• Totally oblivious to the fact that it's because you do silly shit like this, that make him love you so much.
• You're a total breath of fresh air for him, but he'll never admit that.
• If you do it again, he might slip up and snort.
• He'll totally cover it up with a cough, and totally insist that he didn't laugh...
• He's better than that (Y/n), you should know better by now... 😒
| Vincent Sinclair |
• You thought Bo was confused, Vincent is looking at you like you just grew two heads.
• "What was that?" He'd sign, tilting his head to emphasize his confusion.
• When you explain what it means, and why you said it. He just pats your head affectionately.
• He's still beyond confused, but if you thought it was cleaver/funny then he's happy to humor you.
• Vincent finds it funny that you got such a kick out of it though.
• Wonders how he got so lucky to have such a cute/silly s/o. 😇
• If you do it again, he'll clap proudly before patting your head affectionately again.
• He is honestly proud of you, even if he doesn't always understand your humor.
• Thinks about this encounter every time he sees a bat now.
• Smiling to himself when he remembers just how happy you looked. ☺️
• Wonders to himself what crazy thing you'll say next.
| Lester Sinclair |
• He has no idea what that means, but he's laughing almost as hard as you are.
• "You're so clever sunflower!" He's complimenting you before kissing your temple.
• Proud af despite not knowing what the hell vibe check means.
• Doesn't even question it, he doesn't need answers.
• Lester loves your scene of humour, even when it goes right over his head. 😝
• He's like a dog, he's happy when you're happy, and when you get hyped he's getting hyped with ya!
• Will butt heads with Bo if he tries belittling you for it. No one talks bad about his sweet little sunflower!
• Despite not usually getting into the killing part of things, he was very happy watching you protect him against the tourist.
• Loves how badass and silly you are. The perfect combo in his mind!
• Totally fell deeper in love with you for protecting him, and for making a joke while at it.
• Depending on your size, he might have even jumped into your arms, looking up at you with wide doe eyes.
• Bo was gagging at the sight.🤢
• Wants you to show him what these me-mes are.
| Bubba Sawyer |
• *Tilts head like a cute puppy.*
• What does that mean, and why are you laughing so hard?
• Nudges you until you calm down enough to explain what just happened.
• Laughs softly despite not entirely understanding the joke.
• Wonders if vibe checks are always so violent?
• Bubba totally thinks of the phrase randomly while dealing with a trespasser.
• Queue him wondering if it still counts to vibe check someone with a chainsaw? 🤔
• And he's totally asking you the next time he sees you if it still counts.
• His hands shaking as he writes his question down, making his handwriting kinda hard to read.
• Babbles excitedly when you agree that it counts.
• Blushing when you praise him for it.
• Loves having this little inside joke with you.
• Asks you to show him your favorite memes, so you can bond more over that.
• Doesn't entirely understand most of them, but he dose still enjoy them. 🙂
| Nubbins Sawyer |
• Queue goofy laughter and an excited gremlin man jumping around whooping.
• "That was real funny (Y/n)!" He laughs before taking a quick picture to immortalize the moment.
• Knowing he had no idea what it means you explain it to him, doesn't exactly understand, but he gets the idea... Sorta.
• He yells it all the time when Drayton is chasing him with a broom.
• It infuriates Drayton btw.
• Which makes Nubbins all the happier tbh. 😅
• Sometimes even hollers it before aggressively stabbing his food.
• You think that's bad, if you show him more memes, God himself couldn't help y'all.
• Begs you to vibe check Drayton at least once.
• Giggles everytime he sees the bat.
• Warns trespassers that you'll vibe check their shit, as you once so eloquently put it. 😈
• Gets so so so fucking excited when you grab the bat, even of you're just moving it while cleaning up.
• Yells it with you the next time you go to get someone with the bat, and I mean yells!
| Chop Top Sawyer |
• Just like Nubbins he's laughing his ass off and jumping around excitedly.
• "Ha! You just got vibe checked!" He taunts the victim, weather their dead or alive, and weather or not he even knows what the hell that means.
• It honestly doesn't matter what you say, Chops gonna get hyped and laugh alongside you.
• Does eventually question it after like a week goes by, having gotten distracted from asking about it until now.
• Gets all hyped up again when you explain it, and it honestly makes perfect sense to him. 🤗
• He totally gets pissed one day and vibe checks Drayton with his own broom.
• Bubba had to break up the fight, and he was freaking out the whole time... It was interesting to say the least.
• Yells it over and over again in victims faces while whacking them with a fucking femur bone. 🤦♀️
• Makes up little rhymes about you vibe checking people. It's both dark and hilariously fitting.
• Damn near looses his mind if you ever do it again, you'd think he was going on about Nam Land again with how excited he got.
| Tex Sawyer |
• Smiles despite having no idea what the fuck you said even means.
• "Good job angel." He's complimenting with a proud smile. 🤠
• He's happy you're able to deal with victims, and have fun doing it.
• "So what exactly does that mean angel?" He'll ask a little while after dealing with the victim.
• You end up asking what he's talking about, because you honestly weren't sure.
• "Vibe check." He clarified with a chuckle, thinking about how excited you had looked while yelling it.
• When you explain what it means, and why you said it.
• Tex is kinda just like. "Seems a bit odd, but if it makes you happy angel I'm happy." kissing you lovingly afterwards. 🥰
• Gifts you a reinforced bat some time later, just in case you need it again.
• His sense of humour is kinda cheesy, so he really enjoys how silly your humor gets.
• Teasingly warns his brothers that you'll vibe check them of they don't straighten up after themselves.
• Convincing them just how bad a vibe check is, when it involves a bat covered in metal plates.
• It's his way of making sure your chores don't get pushed to the side, in favor of cleaning up after them, when they can do it themselves.
• Gushes with so much pride when if you do it again, especially if it was a rather tough victim.
| Vilmer Sawyer |
• Laughs like a fucking lunatic, taunting the victim, dead or alive.
• "You get 'em baby doll!" He encourages with vigor, his eyes wide and wild.
• Doesn't matter in the slightest bit that he has no idea what it means, he himself says some pretty wild stuff so. 🤷♀️
• Gets the gist that it isn't exactly a pleasant thing, considering you nearly caved a dudes skull in after yelling it.
• Subconsciously makes a mental note to not piss you off when a bat is nearby.
• While also subconsciously wondering if he could take a vibe check. 🤔
• Threats pretty much everyone with having you vibe check them.
• Probably got turned on by it in a weird way as well.
• You're hot when you're acting a bit wild, so can you really blame him?
• Ends up building a serious collection of bats for you, in case any of the others brake or get lost.
• Encouraging you to do it again the moment the opportunity arises.
• And nearly creaming his jeans when you actually end up doing it again.
| Thomas Hewitt |
• *Stands there with chainsaw in hand, completely baffled by what you just said and did.* 😮
• Follows you around until you explain what just happened.
• Finds it very funny once he understands.
• Sometimes secretly wishes you'd vibe check Charlie.
• So beyond happy knowing you can and will defend the family if needed, while also remaining true to yourself.
• Though he can't help but feel like the bat isn't the sturdiest thing to use. 😰
• Asks you to show him some more memes, relating with some of them and coming to understand your humor more.
• Ends up collecting enough bats to make sure there is one in every room of the house, including the attic that no one uses.
• Smiles so bright when or if you do it again.
• He's seriously so proud of you and your almost carefree nature.
• Shows you the most ideal spots to hit in order to properly incapacitate your victim.
• Rewards you with kisses when you pick up these little lessons rather quickly.
| Billy Loomis |
• He stares at you with a completely unamused look.
• "Are you fucking serious right now babe?" Queue him rolling his eyes at your grin.
• "God that was so corny." He'll sigh at your "lame" joke.
• Secretly finds it rather amusing, and even cute that you did it.
• Would rather fight God himself than admit that though, especially to you.
• He'll never boost your ego when it comes to your sense of humour. 🙄
• Unfortunately knows what it means because of you and Stu sending him stupid memes all the time.
• Not so substantially leaves the bats he had at his house, from when he was in baseball, in random places around your home.
• Annoyed that your humor is just as cringy as Stu's, at least that's how he acts.
• Y'all know better though.
• Caught himself smirking when you did it again, quickly wiping it away before you had a chance to notice. 😐
• Takes the time to show you proper form with swinging a bat, and how to effectively put more power behind your blows.
• Is honestly happy you take so much enjoyment out of it, regardless of how you do it.
| Stu Macher |
• Wheezing with laughter, so much he's crying, and now his sides hurt.
• "Fuck yeah! Get 'em cupcake!" He'll cheer before bursting into a fit of giggles again.
• He's a shit poster, he knows exactly what meme this is from, and he loves it.
• Begs you to do it again so he can record it. 📹
• But his hands are shaking so much from trying to hold in his laughter that the video quality is shit.
• That doesn't stop him from wheezing every time he watches the video however.
• Randomly says it every so often after you did, when he's dealing with a victim. 🔪
• Gushes about it to Billy all the time, completely oblivious to Billy's growing annoyance.
• Giggles randomly in classes sometimes when he's suddenly reminded of it.
• Fucking adores how in tune your humor is with his.
• He's also so beyond happy he was able to convince Billy to let you in on their secret, and that you took to it so freaking well.
• Reenacts you doing it every once in a while, making you giggle at his excitement.
| OG Michael Myers |
• He just stares at you with unimpressed eyes.
• Walks away before you even have a chance to explain the joke.
• Secretly found it amusing.
• But you'll never know that.
• Wonders why you are the way you are, like he's got any room to talk. 🙄
• Honestly proud of the swing you gave when you hit the victim.
• Therefore glad to know you can take care of yourself if need be.
• Thus wondering if you'd always say stupid shit like that even if he wasn't around to see it.
• Sighs dramatically when or if you ever do it again.
• But he'll pat your back reassuringly.
• He's trying to be gentle while doing so, but he's failing miserably. 😭
• Acts all grumpy when you try showing him other memes you enjoy.
• He'll never understand any of it, or your humor.
• He's totally a hypocrite btw, remember his little joke with the sheet with holes for eyes, and glasses perched upon his sheet covered face?
• If you're aware of this little joke he pulled, and you bring it up, he'll sulk off for a while.
• How dare you call him out?
| RZ Michael Myers |
• He tilts his head in confusion, watching you with curious eyes.
• After dealing with the body, and ensuring you're alone, he'll slip off his mask and rest his forehead against the side of your head.
• It's his way of asking you to explain what you meant. 🥰
• He's still hiding behind his hair, but through those blond locks, you can see his shimmering eyes, full of child like wonder.
• When you explain what you meant, and why exactly you said it, he's chuckling softly under his breath.
• He doesn't exactly know what it means, but it's still amusing, especially considering the context in which you said it.
• "Silly." He murmurs so quietly, you almost missed it.
• And before you could say anything else he pulled you to lay against his chest, lovingly stroking your hair.
• If it happens again he's chuckling softly before patting your head affectionately.
• Indulges you when you want to show him more of your favorite memes.
• Loves that childish humor, and sometimes uses it himself, even if he's only quoting it in his head.
• Rewards you with candy every time you say something funny. 🍬
• He knows his mother would have adored you if you'd ever had the chance to meet her.
| Corey Cunningham |
• He was totally caught off guard by that one, but once he focuses again he's snickering with a shake of his head.
• "Really babe?" He asked with a grin, pulling you against his chest, just smiling at you.
• No explanation needed, Corey was familiar with the meme. Mostly because of you, as of late, showing him all sorts of memes.
• He found it silly that you used it in such a serious situation, but he doesn't disapprove in the slightest.
• Mindlessly thinks about it all the time, smiling softly to himself.
• He's beyond happy you approve of his new lifestyle, and have embraced it as wholeheartedly as you have him with all of his faults.
• Found it incredibly hot the way you looked as you swung the bat. Fierce and sexy. 😱
• Finds out that he is in love with your aggressive side, which leads to experimenting in the bedroom.
• Anytime he comes across a stray bat he'll snag it for you, you can never have to many bats!
• He is so proud of you when you do it, it's just so you, and in his mind, adorable.
• Praises you for being able to do something so brutal, and yet making it a fun experience for you.
• Covers your face with kisses everytime. 😘
| Brahms Heelshire |
• He totally jumped when you hollered, he wasn't expecting that don't tease him!
• Like yeah screw the MF that broke into the Heelshire estate, but did you really have to yell like that? 🥺
• Pouts at you from behind his mask, crossing his arms childishly, waiting for you to comfort him.
• Soaks up that attention once you start giving it to him, forgiving you for startling him only if you pepper his now unmasked face with kisses. 💋
• "(Y/n) what does vibe check mean?" Brahms asks in his child's voice, tilting his head with wonder.
• Snickers with delight when you explain it to him.
• Demands you show him more memes, finding them greatly amusing, even the shitty ones.
• Goes around vibe checking his toys for a while.
• Looking to you for approval every time he does it, and pouting when you aren't paying attention.
• Sometimes you'll hear him in the walls hollering vibe check followed by a loud thump.
• Looses it when or if you ever do it again, clapping his hands all excitedly.
• He's tackled you atleast once while shouting vibe check.
• He thought it was hilarious. You? Not so much.
(Victims being deadites)
| Ash Williams |
• Snorts like a fucking dork, regardless of the fact that he has no idea what that means.
• "That was groovy baby, but what does that mean exactly?" He questioned before pecking your lips.
• After you've explained it he's still completely obvious to what it means.
• Queue Ash quoting it all wrong all the freaking time. 😒
• And totally brushing it off when you point that fact out.
• Probably insists that you don't know what it means, despite the fact that you're the certified meme Queen/King. 😤
• Acts all cool whenever he says it, beaming with pride even when you face palm in response.
• Finds memes on his own, and shows them to you with excitement.
• They either suck, or you've already seen it.
• Sasses other deadites, and threatens to vibe check them with his chainsaw, or better yet sick you on them.
• He's so fucking proud of you for being able to take on deadites, and he gushes about you all the fucking time.
• When you do it again he ends up crying from laughing so hard.
• "Did you see the look on their face?"
| Pablo Simon Bolivar |
• Falls into a fit of giggle once he realizes what you said.
• "Good one babe!" He compliments with a wide grin.
• He ends up having to explain it to a very confused Ash. 🤨
• Ash mutters about how weird you both are, before walking off to try and find some "tail".
• Beyond happy that you can handle yourself.
• Maybe even a little jealous of how clam you were.
• When on the road you both show eachother memes back and forth, while Ash tries desperately to strike up conversation.
• Never fails to fall into a fit of giggles whenever you shout silly shit like that before dealing with the deadite.
• Wonders to himself all the time as to how he got so lucky to meet someone so badass and fun, let alone to date them.
• In awe every single time you do something so awesome, falling in love even more.😍
• Ends up cracking similar jokes whenever he gets the courage to deal with a deadite himself.
| Otis Driftwood |
• Looks at you like you just said the dumbest thing in the world.
• "What the hell is wrong with you?" He'll ask with an annoyed huff.
• Very unimpressed when you explain what it means, and why you said it. 😑
• "That's gotta be the stupidest shit I've ever heard." He shook his head before walking off.
• Acts like he ain't ever said stupid shit before.
• Refuses to indulge you with checking out memes together, says their childish, and therefore stupid.
• He's such a grumpy old fuck.
• Facepalms if you ever do it again.
• Probably even taunts you about them while he's fucking you stupid. 😂
• "How's this for a vibe check?" He'd hiss before thrusting into you so hard your head hit the headboard.
• That's the only time he'd ever even acknowledge the damn meme, or any others for that matter.
• Tells you to read a fucking book instead of looking at a bunch of "useless" memes.
• Rants about your ridiculous humor to his victims when you're not around.
| Baby Firefly |
• Queue her contagious laughter.
• "Get 'em sexy!" She cries out, followed by more giggling.
• Doesn't even question it, and she already loves it.
• Praises you for being so fun and dangerous.
• Reenacts it all the time with shrill laughter, much to they annoyance of Otis.
• Jumps around clapping excitedly when you do it again. 🤩
• Mocks the fuck outta the victim, and playfully warns the others about what's coming their way.
• Sometimes says it over and over again while whacking a victim with a doll.
• Gets so so excited when you show her more memes, and runs around quoting them all the time.
• She got pissed once and vibe checked a drunk Otis, knocking him unconscious until morning.
• "Say it again! Say it again!" She'll demand every time you say it.
• Smothering you with kisses when you do as she asks.
• Flaunts you around the house for being so amazing, sexy, and badass! 😌
| David |
• *Exasperated face palm*🤦🏼♂️
• Did he find it funny? Yeah but he'll never let you know that.
• Well what was funny was mostly the look on the victims face, but what you said was also kinda amusing.
• "Happy now kitten?" He'll ask tauntingly, a sarcastic smile on his face.
• But as you beam excitedly at him that sarcasm just kinda washes away, you're just to damn cute.
• Always encouraging you to get involved with their hunting after that, weather you intend on turning or not.
• Gets you a reinforced bat and insists you always have it with you, boardwalk or no, just to be safe. 😊
• Silently praising you in his head for such an effective blow. You really are a deadly sight.
• Wonders where you get your sense of humour from.
• Just knows you Marko and Paul are going to be trouble, he can just sense it happening. (if it hasn't already that is)
• When you explained where it came from, and all about memes, he insists no instructs you to not show Marko and Paul.
• Did he find it incredibly hot? Yes, yes he did. And yes you will learn about that as he attacks your neck with nips and kisses.
• "Fucking love you." He growled as he clamped down on your neck, leaving behind one hell of a love bite.
| Dwayne |
• A little to stunned to know how to react. But admittedly there is a grin tugging at his lips.
• "What was that about?" He asked as his smile grew, placing his hands on your hips, just gazing into your eyes with wonder and adoration.
• You quickly explained yourself sheepishly, suddenly feeling incredibly silly for saying something like that in front of him.😅
• He chuckles and reassures you that it was really amusing, placing a kiss against your temple, then your nose, then your lips.
• Then he suddenly gets really excited and starts whooping, praising you for being such a badass, and for protecting yourself.
• He knew you were perfect for him, he just didn't realize how perfect, until now that is. 😍
• When you properly introduce him to memes, he finds them amusing, but he would much rather prefer a book still.
• Though he will indulge you more than David will.
• He knows your humor is different from his own, but not nearly as much as David's, so you both can joke around easily.
• Gets a sturdy wooden bat for you, and carves intricate designs into it, including both of your names of course.
• Smiles at the excitement you show when he finally gifts it to you, big ol' red bow tied around the bat when he passes it to you.
• Melts at the praise you shower him in, although he gets hungry when you start showering him with kisses, leads to a long and tiring night.
| Marko |
• *Literal heart eyes! And swooning so much deeper than he already has.*
• "GET 'EM TIGER!" He shouts excitedly, now flying just above your head in circles, and just giggling like an absolute fiend.😆
• Then like the flip of a switch he's attacking you with kisses and lust, not even realizing that his face was still shifted in his vampiric form.
• Begs and I mean begs you to do it again, even if that means he's gotta go out and lure a new victim out to you.
• Pesters you to know where you got that from, and when you explain it to him he's all hyper again, and he wants to know more.
• Gets so into memes it's ridiculous, once he understands the whole meme thing, he'll start making his own. (mostly for you and Paul)
• He's really good at making them btw.
• Also he can't wait to see how deadly you are with a bat when you're finally turned.
• Gets a bat for you, and paints it so extravagantly, it's honestly magical, and you don't know if you can bring yourself to actually use it.
• He encourages you to use it anyways, promising to make you another bat if this one gets messed up.
• Fucking howls with laughter if you do it again, or if it's even just mentioned. 😂
• He gushes about your scene of humor all the time, and about how dangerous you are, even to his victims before he drains them.
• Y'all have inside jokes like crazy that revolve around memes now.
• "Keep it up and you'll get a vibe check from a literal goddess/god." He'd hiss tauntingly to a victim, already knowing the fucker was deadmeat.
| Paul |
• *Giggles until his sides hurt.*
• "Kill 'em baby kill 'em!" He exclaims with boisterous laughter, flying around like a hyper kid, much like Marko.
• This memory will live in his head rent free for the rest of his life no joke.🙃
• In his excitement he totally pulled you into his arms, and flew up into the night sky. Hope you aren't afraid of heights!
• No need to explain where you got it from, or what it means exactly, he loves it and understands already.
• And no he hasn't really seen any memes, but he understands the humor all the same.
• But when you show him the vast world of memes he's so stoked about it, you both go down a real rabbit hole.
• You mostly communicate in memes now, and the only one that usually understands is Marko, David and Dwayne are just left in the dark.
• He reenacts you hitting the victim over and over, getting more out of hand each time.
• Gushes about how you could literally knock someone's head off when you finally turn.
• Got really serious once with a victim that started talking shit about you, getting all up in the guy's face warning him that you'd kill the prick with a single wing of a bat.
• And he'll dramatically swoon if you do it again to defend him, kissing you fiercely as he yet again floats up into the air with you in his arms.
• How did he get so lucky to have such a badass, funny, and incredibly sexy babe as you to be his mate? 🥰
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(This is an old piece that's been setting in my drafts for ages, finally got around to finishing it and so here we are.)
#headcanon#headcanons#preferences#preference#slasher#horror movies#house of wax#texas chainsaw massacre#scream#Halloween#The boy#evil dead#house of a thousand corpses#Wishmaster#The lost boys#bo sinclair x reader#vincent sinclair x reader#lester sinclair x reader#bubba x reader#tex sawyer x reader#nubbins x reader#chop top x reader#vilmer sawyer x reader#thomas hewitt x reader#billy loomis x reader#stu macher x reader#OG Michael x reader#RZ Michael x reader#brahms heelshire x reader#ash williams x reader
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can u do dating sean headcanons? and if u could keep it gender neutral-ish i would appreciate thank u <33
dating sean diaz would include..
IVE NEVER GOTTEN AN ASK/REQUEST THIS IS SO EXCITING YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME THANK YOU ENJOY <33333
-either frenemies to lovers or he just thought you were hot and you rejected him multiple times till you gave in a longgg time later and he never gave up <3
-definitely a bestfriends type of relationship, he’s very comfortable with you and he knows he can make jokes with you without worrying about hurting you
-he’s lowkey awkward at first just because he hasn’t really had real?? experience with relationships before but he’s so excited to finally have you he goes all out if he can
-he’ll get you concert tickets for one of your favorite artists and be like “just because I love you 😘”
-sometimes it’ll be estebans money too and if he gets caught he’ll yell at sean but make sure to say “it’s not your fault though y/n you did nothing wrong” and go back to scolding
-he didn’t know when to drop the L bomb since he’s never felt that way with someone and didn’t know when it was the right time to say it
-he eventually said it mid-argument and there was a lot of making out after that
-getting sketches of yourself that he drew basically everyday
-he draws you at the most random times, bummy looking or not
-his favorite is the one he did while you danced around his room to your favorite song
-he always draws you as an absolute angel and has some hung up
-even just in his school notebooks his doodling always goes to your face so a lot of his homework or quizzes have your face in some corner with little hearts around it
-daniel tries drawing you too, and you take some home with you even if it’s just you with a deformed blue face and wonky yellow eyes
-being ABSOLUTE besties with daniel
-sean tries to act like he hates sharing your attention but you know he likes that you love daniel as much as he does
-sometimes you’ll come early to the diaz house just to hang out with daniel
-“y/n? how long have you been here why didn’t you wake me up?”
-“daniel called me to help him with his new batman lego set”
-“…”
-he sometimes joins in your guys’s dates and sean tries kicking him out everytime
-being super close with esteban too
-he’s happy sean found someone who’s good for him and pushes him to be a better person
-gossiping with him while he’s working on a car
-usually it’s when sean is busy or you’re just annoyed at him
-“oh y/n, whatd he do now?”
-sometimes even while sean is in the room
-“i’m still here guys”
-weekly movie dates!!! drive ins or sneaking into the theater (sean says 15 bucks just to watch a movie is outrageous)
-getting him to listen to your favorite artists/bands
-sometimes he’ll pretend to hate it if it’s a genre he’d never listen to but you can see him trying not to drum his fingers or bop his head
-dragging him to every school event
-matching halloween costumes always
-if he wants to do a character you don’t know you’ll still match him for his sake vice versa
-if you have a pet he’ll probably try his hardest to befriend it even if he’s lowkey scared at first
-he’ll get jokingly jealous about you and your pet saying how you don’t give HIM that much love
-speaking of jealousy, he’s def the jealous type
-he’ll try to hide it but then say something petty to you or the person making him jealous
-“that wasn’t even that funny 😐”
-“you guys should go to that restaurant you’ve been talking so much about together”
-“sean 😒”
-lyla!!!!
-as both of sean’s bestfriends you guys are really close too
-“he will never get between us y/n.✊”
-lyla joking about how she has to third wheel even tho she’s absolutely happy you guys are together
-sean and lyla fighting over you
-“i don’t care if you and y/n are dating. i’m still the favorite. right y/n??? right??”
-making sure to include her at some point on valentine’s day too even if she pretends to hate it
-arcade dates & picnics <3
-sleepovers!!!!!!! always so much fun
-sometimes you’ll just lay in bed listening to music and it’s one of the most special moments together
WITH STORY PLOT
-you were with them minutes before that had happened, but you went to go pick up your guys’s food from the deli near the house
-you came back to esteban on the floor, the crashed cop car, and no sean and daniel
-you were so in shock nothing came out your mouth for a while
-once your brain processed what was happening you yelled around the house for sean and daniel
-you screamed and screamed till the other cops got to the scene
-even then you kept calling for the boys
-you didn’t know what to do with yourself you’d just seen your boyfriends dad dead on the floor and your boyfriend and his little brother missing
-when the cops explained what happened you were so disgusted about how the situation was handled and how sean had been blamed
-you knew sean and daniel, you knew sean and you knew the story was mixed up and the diaz boys were blamed obviously due to racism
-you never gave up looking for them, you went into the woods and everything
-you were looked down upon, even by your own parents, because it looked like you were supporting a “criminal”
-when sean finally called, you were so happy you bawled the entire time
-you were so so relieved he and daniel were alright
-you understood why he couldn’t tell you where they were or why he wouldn’t be able to call again
-he also didn’t tell you their location because he knew you’d try coming to them, he really did know your love for them both
-with one last goodbye and i love you, that was the last time you talked to sean
if you ran with them
-sean 100% didn’t want you to come with them
-you were in the house when it happened but you rushed outside, but the cop didn’t see you
-he knew that if you went with them you couldn’t come back without being taken in to custody as you were now an accomplice to them, things would never be the same and he couldn’t ask you to do that for him and daniel
-“y/n please, stay here” he was already in tears and his voice was cracking but you refused
-instead, you took your bag with more supplies and stuff that was already in visible view that you knew would be helpful for whatever situation you guys were going to be in
-“i don’t know why you’d think i’d leave you sean”
-you also knew even with the rush of adrenaline you were having what you were giving up
-you were giving up your family, your friends, and a normal life
-but you had been with sean for a long time and you knew you were never gonna leave him to fend for him and daniel in who knows where
-you never complained, even with the bad circumstances
-you helped the boys ration supplies and find shelter in the woods
-sean felt so much better with you there, so did daniel
-they both felt guilty for being glad you came with them
-they knew you left a whole life behind and felt like they took that from you, even if it wasn’t their fault
-but it was your choice and you didn’t regret it even in the worst moments, and you always reminded them both of that, no matter what the ending was
#life is strange#life is strange 2#sean diaz#sean diaz x reader#daniel diaz#esteban diaz#sean diaz imagine#dating sean diaz would include#tapesfrom1980
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Hi Queen ❤️❤️❤️
But he was desperate. They all were. Poseidon was wrecking the entire ecosystem with his nonstop storms and earthquakes
As he should, for once, he's doing something I can approve of, no, that will do nothing, but it's something.
Reading about them losing their heads... well, I kinda can see why she wants to go back, like, good friends, and having Sally as mom has to be really cool.
But then Hera shows up and I remember why she just should forget about them and ride Annubi's dick. It's one of the worst characters out there and you know, I'm pretty good at blinding myself of everyone's worst character traits.
No one worst than Zeus, that's also true.
Anyway, here in Colombia, we call two persons who sleep with the same person "hermanos de leche" which translates to "Milk Siblings" So, what I'm saying, is the bond between Hades and Poseidon has just got deeper, brother by blood and milk, thanks to Percy.
(Omg, can we start calling that threesome hermanos de leche?, you know that is funny)
Adamas is a better person than me, I'd care less about who Percy should marry, I'd just take her to my home and play some video games and maybe eat pizza if we want. Boo away those lunatics who think they best way to get the girl is inappropriate touches and some gifts (I'm not complaining tho, is really funny)
Adamas should get a trophy with "The world's best uncle that doesn't fuck his niece". In a Modern AU he gets Percy's custody and they just spend their time traveling in his car.
He heaved out a sigh. “You’re as bad as Zeus. Are you sure you’re not his daughter instead?”
“You’re trying to insult me, but jokes on you, my uncle’s actually cool,” she harrumphed. “Unlike you. Loser.”
Someone make a react fic and just make Zeus vomit at the thought of dealing with Percy's madness.
GO PERCY, CALL RA FOR HIS NEGLIGENT BULLSHIT. Maybe her showing how she cares about Anubis, is going to make him better... or worse, but. maybe he would accept her in the family. Anubis needs a captain after all.
Artemis... maybe after all of this she would try to join her, like Thalia did. Talking about her original world, here we know she would join and a few minutes later some god comes and has sex with her to stop that.
You know all of this is very traumatic, and for one, I'd never trust a man's intentions again, even if I trust him. You never know when his lust is going to attack after all.
But here Artemis is that good mix of being cautious but not afraid of men. PJ Artemis and her group were shocking to me with their behavior and at the beginning, I didn´t like them for that, is good to see her more like a protector of those who need help, rather than a misandry that wants to erase all men (at least that's how I remember her, maybe is all those fic's fault and she was very tame)
All that time with Artemis was a good rest before all going to hell (pun intended) again.
Wondering how Apolo is going to be, I don't really have an opinion about him. Yes, he's obsessed, but so are the rest, so I'm waiting for what's is going to make him different, his own kind of yandere.
He's pretty cute tho, and love being shirtless, so I'm rotting for him.
(Anyway, Nico would look amazing as Percy's companion. You know my girl needs someone who is on her side and sees why she doesn't want to marry some god. For her mental health, at least.)
we're gonna get a lil more ra later on before this act ends, so everyone's gonna see his insight to what percy said to him!!!! (ra and percy interactions are just too funny for me, i can't let him go LMAO)
and omg a pjo reacting to arsenic blues would be so funny (and also very traumatizing for the pjo characters tho) imagine pjo!zeus being so offended that percy likes ror!zeus more when, in his eyes, he's just some wrinkled lil goofball (but that's why she likes him zeus, ur a fucking piece of shit 😒)
i always love your lil end notes about nico, you want him to survive me so bad 🥺💖💖
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you should take about The Hoodie Saga I think . i have so many demons (<- was there for the whole thing) but I think baby fans have no idea of the lore behind that damn smile hoodie. George was so insane for that 🤕 my man really said what if I pretend you're my boyfriend ?
Okay baby dnfers buckle up, this is one of the most insane sagas.
So in December 2020 during the famous Trident stream Dream reveals that George told him he wanted to buy a 5xl hoodie, take a picture of it, and caption it "Just stole Dream's hoodie". Dream tells him that wouldn't be funny and George is like "tbf it'd be kinda funny" and that was that for a while. So George is insane, nothing new.
And then flash forward to February of 2021 and Dream mentions on a Karl(?) stream that George actually bought the hoodie and he had video called Dream to show him how big it was. Dream in his words "took so many screenshots, but he'd kill him if he posted them". So George bought a 5xl hoodie and showed it off to Dream privately and sounds like had no intention of posting pictures himself. Okay.
Onto the famous second red hoodie stream still in February (I couldn't watch it live cuz I was hanging out with my friend 😒) and Dream has been teasing George the entire stream with Quackity. Quackity mentions he has incriminating screenshots of George and Dream mentions he has the ones of his hoodie and he'll post them if George reaches his subgoal. George tells him not to. Dream says he has to pick which ones he wants to share and calls them "the cutest pictures of George ever" (direct quote.) He then posts them:
(I don't have the second pic saved but it's a 100% candid of George doing absolutely nothing)
Next (still in February I believe) George streams and he's clearly wearing the hoodie. Chat is spamming it and he's giggly and flustered and says "And, the hoodie-" on accident instead of stream or smth. Later on the stream Sapnap joins and reads a dono saying "Does George wear cologne? I'll answer this, no." And George says "I actually put cologne on before the stream" and Sapnap asks "why??" And George responds "It just smells good, I don't know." He then says "I sprayed Dream's hoodie with cologne" and takes a big whiff of the collar. So. George almost never wears cologne but he put some on the hoodie that he calls Dream's and he had no intention of sharing this until it was brought up and he smelled it. Cool.
And then months go by and George wears it again, does a fit check and calls it a "very basic, but comfy fit"
And then in October 2021 George posts a TikTok about his leaky roof and Dream mentions it while they're doing a podcast. He goes "Wait, George, did you put that hoodie on for the TikTok or were u just wearing it? (Definitely already knew he was just wearing it)" "I put it on for the TikTok 🙄 No I was just wearing it, you know that" "Let's fucking go*
And that's the last we see the hoodie until December 2022 where George wears it for the first ever Dream Team Christmas streams and it's the first time we the audience had seen it in over a year. Which is still the craziest thing he's ever done he knows what he was doing like
And that's the dnf Dream Hoodie Saga of 2020-2022
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oh good gods pls your luciferian hcs made me YELL they’re so good lmao i was side eyeing my altar and space for lucifer the WHOLE TIME
do you think you could do a part two? and if possible, nsfw? if not thats more than okay!! thank you and i hope you’re doing so good!!!
🕷️anon
Absolutely 🕷anon! AND LMAO YEAH I COULD FEEL HIM SIDE EYEING ME ACROSS THE ROOM AS I WROTE THESESGSHSJS asking the old man “why are you like this” whenever lucifer in game does something corny😭 ik he’s sick of me
Lucifer:
- Okay so since part 1 was when you arrived this will be more about day to day life in the next term
- Right off the bat I’m imagining minor petty spats that the other brothers are like…. Wtf is going on here
- Like y’all have been glaring across the table at one another for 30 mins and haven’t spoken a word
- WAY more picky w offerings lmao
- Is literally going to be super extra about it for no reason other than to bother you
- For example! When you give an offering to oshun( African orisha they’re like the HR in the heaven department just above the angel hierarchy) you have to eat a little first bc she was poisoned once so it’s like to show you’re in good faith
- Lucifer will ask you to do that w food you don’t like
- “Eat some”
- “I got this for you-“
- “And I want you to taste some😌”
- “….. do I really I have to???”
- “Are you telling me what to do w MY offering🤨”
- MAKE FUN OF HIM PLEASE ITS SO FUNNY!!
- A lot of people ( white peoples I fear😔) be talking about he only accepts blood offerings and you have to sell your soul or whatever and stuff but literally this man will be giddy over a red candle w gold glitter
- Write all your assignments in sparky pen so when he looks at them he can’t hold back a smile
- As a joke you leave crystals associated with him in his coat pockets but he will never take them out
- Congratulations you played ya self
- You doing the stuff you do for him out of habit will fluster him if you say it
- “Why are you waking up so early to get ready?”
- “Hm? For Lucifer”
- “No im not gunna drink this tea it’s an offering🙄”
- Please don’t tell his brothers he will lock himself in his office💀
- Whenever you google “what can I do for Lucifer” 9/10 the first thing will be taking care of yourself
- So when your self caring w asmo and you go “oh I do this bc Lucifer likes it”
- The house will expose in chaos
- Mammon demanding you tell him your card numbers “for him” LMAO
- They’re all super jealous
- Gotta tell em its nothing personal he’s just always been there for you
- Whew if he reached out to YOU?
- The silence in the house REAL LOUD😭
- Belphegor waking up and going “ik you fucking lying!!!”
- You’re all confused like???
- “…..you said Lucifer… reached out to YOU?”
- “??????yeah????”
- “As in… he ASKED you to work with him?”
- “Yeah, I couldn’t stop thinking about his name and he showed up on my door one day”
- Lmao belphie and mammon are the LOUDEST FR
- “YOU CHOSE A HUMAN?? MR I HATE HUMANS BECAUSE THEYRE WEAK??📸”
- OH SO THERES MORE THAN ONE FAKE BITCH IN THIS HOUSE HUH?”
- lmao he’s sitting there red faced clenching his fist like
- “Listen I can explain”
- He cannot explain😭
- Can’t even say he did it on a whim
- “He really picked me up like a wet cat lmao”
- “Mc I am literally begging you to shut the FUCK up”
- Oh maaaaan diavolo will get a Kick out of this!!
- Solomon is very salty
- “But I can’t get a pact😒😒”
- He’s literally going to double down and bother him more
- “Lucifer you never told me you were taking on disciples🥺”
- “I didn’t think it was that important lord diavolo simply to pass the time”
- Simeon is laughing but internally having the feels bc he’s like 🥹 “even after all this time you still choose to be a guardian angel”
- Will tell you embarrassing stories about him he is now super close to you
- “Lucifer being the lords favorite was also the best one at singing👀 he loved music”
- That’s tru btw lmao Lucifer was like one of the angels who liked singing the most thats what makes humans and angels so alike- love for music and dancing-
- Call him your morning star and he MELTS
- Back to why were really here😌
- Call him that during sex or when you first wake up and he’s on cloud nine
- FUCK HIM DURING GOLDEN HOUR🗣🗣
- He’s literally he rises in the morning for a reason!!
- He will deadass purpose bc imagine riding him as the sun stars peaking over the horizon
- He’s under you moaning looking up at you w the most glazed over love struck eyes
- The sun filtering through the window and hitting him juuuuuuuust right
- That it looks like he has a halo again
- Breathlessly calling your name as you grind down on him
- He barely manages to get out that he’s close before you caress some of his hair out of his face
- “Cum for me then my Morningstar”
- Time freezes for like 16 seconds and his eyes are getting teary
- He hugs you close as he starts rutting his hips into you harder
- Will cum and keep going until he’s about to pass out
- Holding you like a lifeline
- When you can finally breathe and think straight he pulls you in for a kiss
- Literally stealing your breath away
- Will say I love you in the most honest voice ever while smiling at you with teary eyes
- probably won’t stop touching you all day might as well just spend it in bed
-is embarrassed by body worship calling it now
- be HE can do that but if YOU sink to your knees behind his desk and hold eye contact he’s getting nervous
-“just showing my devout gratitude💕”
- embarrassed how fast he finishes
- if you keep doing to overstimulate him he’s putty in your hands
- this man is very soft he will crack at the slightest sign of domestic romance
- bring him coffee when he wakes up?
- he’s already selected a wedding venue
- I always thought it would be cute if he gave you his ring
- HILARIOUS IF HE DOSENT TELL YOU LMAO
- You swing by the celestial realm and it’s crickets and you’re like ??? Fuck is y’all starring at??🤨
- Simeon hums and says that nobody expected lucifer to get married much less to a human. How he was never one to put anything above his responsibilities
- Excuse me?
- “You’re wearing the right of light,yes? He doesn’t just give that to anyone dear. You two are bonded for life now🥰”
- “HELLO????”
#🕷️ anon#my writing#obey me#x black reader#obey me x black reader#x black!reader#lucifer obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#om lucifer#lucifer avatar of pride#lucifer smut#lucifer x reader#obey me nightbringer#obey me scenarios#om lucifer x reader#lucifer x mc#witchy reader#hehehe#love thinking about soft sex w him sometimes#bc he’s so full of emotions and locks that shit away so much#but you’re able to get him to drop the act#catch me crying in the club
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what do you think about the characters in Double Exposure so far?
the characters themselves arent that bad,, but i definitely cant say i really care for any of them yet. as in i wouldnt be that upset at any of their deaths
at first i was NOT vibing right with Safi at all considering literally all of her jokes are straight up hit or miss, but the more we learn about her (or. learn that we have a lot to learn) the more i’ve grown interested and fond of her. she kinda gives Way Too Excited For 8 AM Teacher vibes.
Moses is kinda intriguing to me right now, but is also pretty much a nothing burger,, i can only assume (and hope) i’ll see more about him after chapter 1. so. he’s kinda silly, thats about it.
OH Loretta. i hate her so much, she’s so funny, i love her. i always love to hate a good bitchy girl character. oh my cod— ESPECIALLY when the look she gives Max if u try to call her bluff. im definitely hella excited to see more of her— especially since she clearly brought out the more bitchy side of Max. honestly so far i think these two’s dynamic is my favorite. she kinda feels like Max, Victoria, and Rachel all smushed together.
then theres Gwen,,, the game’s definitely setting us up to be suspicious of her. i dont have many thoughts about her though other than that. shes hot ? kinda endearing when shes not pissed at us. thats about it.
Amanda……………. 😒 she exists ig. no fr though, she’s literally fine. she feels more like a quirky best friend disney channel character than a real person. and then theres with the game SHOVING her and max together… idk! maybe ill warm up to her. i dont want to hate her but the game is very quickly pulling me down that route.
oh then the other guy max can flirt with for some godforsaken reason?? Vinh is his name i think. i dont trust him, and i dont think were supposed to. personally i think it feels ooc for max to openly flirt with him back— especially so quickly,, even if she’s doing it jokingly or smth. like girl you were just either talking about how you can never recognize when youre being flirted with or need to take time before flirting back with someone— AND even then. you’d think max would be more wary of overly charming who show an interest in her.
which brings me to Lucas. im guessing if anything happens with him he’s gonna be a red herring. maybe it’s just me, but i wouldn’t be surprised if were supposed to be reminded of jefferson when we see him,, at least he doesnt have any real interest in her though.
pretty sure Amanda and Vinh are the only two love interests? either way i honestly dont think it makes sense for Max to be seeking either of them out romantically. this may be the Aro in me, but chloe was a realistic “love interest” in the OG game because well. they were Max and Chloe. and besides that Max was already with her basically 24/7, and was obsessed with her. they made sense. they werent forced or obviously placed there just to be love interests— it was natural.
honestly Amanda and Vinh just seem like.. love interests for the sake of love interests.
tbh any love interest for Max right now just feels,,,, maybe could’ve been the right person but WAY too wrong of a time. like i dont even see an interesting unhealthy dynamic— and if i wanted that i would just go to current DE!pricefield so.
this brings me to Chloe… im happy she’s haunting the narrative rn,,, could be doing it a little harder imo—but other than that im. trying not to form any huge opinions on the Max and Chloe situation. when we (hopefully istg decknine) get the whole picture ill probably talk about this more. im just pretty conflicted.. and also wishing decknine just CHOSE one of the endings (bay WHO SAID THAT) instead of leaving it open to not piss anyone off.
oh uh then Reggie and Diamond,, i dont have any thoughts about them really except for being mildly intrigued by the amount of attention handed over to Diamond. im guessing she’ll have more plot relevance later,,, but Reggie will prob stay a very side character.
i thinkkk thats everyone? OH. Yasmin. not much about her. can appreciate how much she cares about Safi’s murder. but yeah nobody else comes to mind,,, and if i did miss somebody i guess that just goes to show how little i think of them.
so i guess overall my thoughts about the DE characters are “we’ll have to see what happens.”
#lis#life is strange#lis de#lis double exposure#life is strange de#life is strange double exposure#lis de spoilers#lis double exposure spoilers#dont know/remember most of their last names. so.#max caulfield#chloe price#thanks 4 the ask 😼 i love 2 yap#woof
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