#he really is a gilf
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I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS
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I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS…(Read More)
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Here’s some random human sketches I just really felt like drawing for some reason-???
Here’s a more HUMAN human Home- he’s just not himself when he’s hungry smhhh
I like to think he’s really quirky- makes up for Wally’s mute behavior- basically almost the complete opposite to what people headcanon home as KDHDHD (I like to think Home gets flustered easily, enjoys be talked to by anyone, and sure, maybe a little over protective of Wally, but he means no harm and genuinely cares for Wally’s well-being. He knows when Wally is stress and needs time to himself. He would persuade, but not force.) also I didn’t mean to make him look like Wally’s dad whoops KDHFGDHDJD
#Need to draw my monthly gilf quota KDHGFDH#Welcome home#welcome home wally#welcome home howdy#welcome home home#wally darling#howdy pillar#Just like Wally- home admires a fruit#However instead of apples it’s strawberries#Wow he really sounds like he’d be Wally’s dad too whoops KDHGFDHDHD#COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL
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ratchet design finally up !!!! next batch of designs coming soon trust
#transformers#tf ratchet#ratchet#transformers ratchet#tffc#lyrestfau#tfp#tfa#I actually am so in love with him#gilf?????????#he’s a grumpy old man and also definitely bumblebees second dad#next batch of designs will probably be Optimus Megatron mirage and prowl#Voting for more characters happens on my instagram stories#I also really like a chunky/curvy ratchet rhrggrRAHHHRBDBF
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Jaina bronzebeard is really good because murph literally just took his favorite archetypes (dwarf, stoic, knight, wrestler) and said "what if that but woman" and accidentally created a butch lesbian so incredible he just had to find a way to integrate her fucking ladies into the penultimate episode
#he said the people HAVE to know shes a bit of a pathetic faildyke bottom#we cant wrap this campaign up otherwise#and then she came back as a gilf with an estranged wife god bless#jaina bronzebeard#not another d&d podcast#naddpod#bahumia#ba2umia#ba2mia#not really but im tagging in case of spoilers
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Do you get the feeling that we are not on top of the heap anymore around here? FOUNDATION "The Sighted and the Seen" (2.05)
#is brother dusk unaware of his platinum gilf status does he really think he doesn't have a legacy SOMEONE TELL HIM#foundation#foundationedit#foundation spoilers#brother dusk#brother dawn#beegifs#terrence mann#cassian bilton#foundation apple tv
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did I post this here yet
#Strong enjoyer of “bill fell for ford when he was post-college but is like 200 percent more into him now that he’s older#and he plays it off saying he’s a “sight for sore eye lmfao#but he’s like#actually really into it#he’s a gilf enjoyer#billford#bill cipher#fanart#gravity falls bill cipher#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls#traditional art#doodle#silly
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please pray for my husband Rock, the first and only SOS character to experience rapid twink death and age faster than his extremely very biological parents
based on this meme
#and he’s just as handsome#sometimes babygirl is a 37 year old dad who looks twice that age#twink death more like preordering a gilf#twink death more like you haven’t even seen his final form yet#he really is like urashima taro. he opened the 300 years aging box between chapters 3 and 4#he ages way more gracefully in the remake and calls himself a silver fox#it’s cute that he changes his accessories in the PS2 version to match his hair#bokumono#hm awl#story of seasons#harvest moon a wonderful life#rock (awl)#story of seasons a wonderful life#harvest moon#sos awl#your child is a teenager in ch 4 so i assume ~15 years went by#who knows#but he looks like his chapter 1 self all the way until chapter 4 starts… like 5 years later#my art#meme redraw#hm anwl#harvest moon another wonderful life#i’ve scribbled a lot of older remake rock lately. i wanna draw all the guys aged forms…. I Just Think They’re Neat (my aging trashboys)#rock tumbling (sos)
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Ngl wasn’t expecting the werewolf GILF
#shitpost#shitposting#hi fi rush#hifi rush#chai hi fi rush#hi fi rush roquefort#roquefort#chai#is he really a GILF tho?#dude is probably like early 40’s#Roquefort really looked at Kale in his fucking EYES- ON HIS DEATH BED- and said make me my fursona#BOLD ASF NGL#wish i could do that#OMG HE’S THE SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY FURRY#or they were going for the whole wolf of wall street thing but I think furry is funnier#hi fi rush spoilers#I spent well over an hour making this and that’s embarrassing#haha btw if you someone found this from my main I promise I can draw better 😭#oh yeah I’m an artist btw🤷🏾♀️#there’s nothing there for you FURRY
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are you telling me the monkey has canonically FUCKED?!!
Not jttw canonically but I’ve been told in the unofficial sequel spinoff he does have children
#I knew that monkey FUCKED#I mean I headcanon him generally as aroace now but I can’t deny that bitch has rizz#also like I think it’d be really cute if he actually did have kids#all the huaguoshan monkeys are his grandkids anyway#silver fox gilf wukong real#black myth had that right
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My watch through of classic Doctor Who is going so well (I'm even more attracted to old men now compared to before--)
#my obsession with dilfs/gilfs is really starting to show#also i love four#hes so funny at times and I love how Tom can flip from casual to nearly seething in his performance of him its great#reminds me vaguely of how Matt Smith played Eleven: fun and kind of silly on the surface while harboring actual rage and tension behind it#classic who#i wish i had more thoughtful comments but I just be watching the show and smiling#fourth doctor#doctor who
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Sorry to be polluting this fandom even further with my bullshit but seeing Dasein stand up for himself to those world heads was hot as fuck bro...
#dasein wouldnt want my ass on novus just because of how i am LMFAOOO#wallaru spoilers#wizard101 spoilers#THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT BRO LIKE YALL GOTTA HEAR ME OUT OKAY YIU JUST GOTTA LISTEN TO ENME#real talk tho im so happy dasein got the support and wisdom he needed from us and the other bros in the walkabout thing#havent finished the stream yet i rushed to tumblr as soon as dasein said “no i dont think they will.” LIKE HELLO??????#a multidimensional eldritch GILF who threatens colonizers with the threat of world destruction is so sexy........#ladies gays and theys. get you a man who will kill the rich#i.... really am built incorrectly LMFAO#wizard101#wiz101#w101#dasein#text posts#one day you all will tire of me. i will keep pushing my limits. /j
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okay pretty weird ask but do you accepts asks about crackships/crossover-ships? stuff like vriska x asuka langley-soryu, or gamzee x nagito komaeda?
the thing is i wish i had a deep and intimate understanding of any of those characters to be able to answer those types of questions. that being said i think that there should be a psychological horror/romance crime and punishment modern au fanfic where broke harvard law transfer student rodion raskolnikov kills nanna crocker while robbing her joke shop out of a strange morbid compulsion that arises in him one night and he steals a mysterious game disc off her office desk and ends up playing her copy of sburb. and he keeps being haunted by traces of this strange old woman and the greater secrets he has suddenly stumbled onto and wonders what the fuck he's gotten himself into while glimpses of her alternate selves and just general paradox time bullshit mess with his inherently doomed one player session. and then he can use time travel bullshit and then meet 1960s milf jane after attempting several scratches and they can go do dead ghost spades-make outs in the dream bubbles after a long game of godtier cat and mouse where they break everything about skaia and the game and kill several versions of their universes while finally succumbing to their fates in each other's bloody arms. or something like that. i think it'd be interesting
#jane crocker#homestuck#bottlehawk text#asks#and he should be a thief of hope. and there should be a lot of symbolism with that and the maid of life.#and catholicism should be a really big recurring theme. and faith. and doom. but also acceptance? and the cosmic horror of the unknown#and also i want to underline that she's a mysterious hot crazy gilf in this we need more gilf x twink romances.#because howl's moving castle was a coward. and that girl should've stayed a gilf in that movie. it would've been better that way
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canonically , my rooks relationship with Lucanis ended after he walked off mid smooch, and then started Emmrichs romance 💀💚
#honestly though#dragon age veilguard spoilers#spoilers#im spoilering in the next tag so stop reading#really not happy with the double standard romance w neve and lucanis#you save minrathous and lucanis thinks ur dead 2 him romanctically. says he has no time.#but then will ROMANCE neve. who also picked minrathous over treviso.#even though NEVE will still be romanceable despite picking Treviso?????????#bioware youre pissing me the fuck off#spend less time on hair physics and more time fixing this type of shit.#theres 0 story reason for that#and even so it doesnt make sense. make lucanis romanceable or make beve unromanceable post-choice.#anyway#back to kissing gilf#lucanis spoilers#dragon age veilguard#veilguard
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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on
https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share
(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.
(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)
anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂
- @bondedpairs
ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!
#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s#many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but#not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand#liv in the replies#bondedpairs#happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3#we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance#this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice#it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids#close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey#(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not#where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture#of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo#like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life#i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much#smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred#i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO#blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at#a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)
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[🌂] My #3 Favorite penguin version from Batman Unlimited
#batman unlimited#penguin#oswald cobblepot#oswald chesterfield cobblepot#I watch the robots batman tech future trilogy bc of him#I have never seen a fanart of him before on any social media#plus no edits?#How big are his hands...? 👀#I wish I can draw buzz wearing a lil' bowtie#I really like the bond of him with Buzz and being besties#I know this is random since I only posted about writings lmao#Yeah I'm weird#Wait i just realize he's a gilf-
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