#he puts behind bars

[fairuzfan]

I think it's narratively cleaver and necessary that Harvey Dent was Gotham's DA but I'd also be interested in a telling of Dent's story if he was a criminal lawyer who becomes evil after seeing just how stacked against the oppressed the justice system is and is disenfranchised with the entire thing — either he aids batman as a vigilante but instead targeting crooked cops or he's still batman's enemy but batman is more of a billionaire than a superhero and Dent rejects this half assed vigilante and looks at this privileged rich boy with disgust.

[trashworldblog]

i love that mystery files is taking this tumblr post to heart

[londyboobs]

derek luh 📸 johanna brinckman (2023)

[batsplat]

Pre-season 2011

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

TWO failed assassination attempts?! And no fatalities? It's not like Trump is always bribing and cheating behind the scenes to play a martyr or anything... If someone was actually trying to do the job, then why hasn't anyone smashed that rotten orange already?!

(That is unless.... He's the one behind it. Hmmm... It's not like it's blatantly obvious or anything.)

[pink-inthenights-blog]

I wouldn’t wish that upon my worst enemy. Unless we are talking about my ENEMY Charles Macaulay. Fuck you Charles, you know what you did.

[angelsdean]

once again, thee only time dean is reckless with Baby is when he's fucking staring at cas for five minutes straight while driving

[carbuckety]

Bob Dylan & Andy Warhol

Screen Test - 1965

[ovytia-art]

For @green-with-envy-phandom-event, line art by fellow red team member @duchi-nesten

I just went through me camera roll for things to add haha.

[wejustvibing]

be like brasil 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

jane and lisbon trying to have a guest-free wedding but they don't manage it because they're literally too popular and have too many close friends and their coworkers love them 😂😭

[cerealboxlore]

Hear me out

A Christmas Carol like/type of fic for Billy Batson

You would expect him to love and adore the festive holiday, right? But remember, Billy Batson is a homeless child who doesn't have a family or home for the holidays to celebrate in. He doesn't get presents, a warm bed or nice meals like everyone else does, and probably hasn't for several years despite being a kid. Maybe he's a little bitter that he can't be the kid he used to be

Maybe in the Watchtower the JL is hosting a small holiday party and when someone (The Flash) asks Captain Marvel if he's having a fun time, he lies with a great big smile. But when he walks away into another room, he mutters under his breath that he actually dislikes the holiday a lot, and much to his dismay, Superman accidentally overhears it. Thus immediately begins a surge of rumors spreading like wildfire though the Watchtower about how odd that is the learn about CM.

Slowly each of the members try and bring out the holiday spirit in CM over the next couple of days before Christmas, and CM, who keeps trying to deny his dislike for the holiday, has to just sit down and begrudgingly tell them why he doesn't like the well celebrated and popular holiday (while hiding that he's Billy Batson) and earns so much sympathy and words of encouragement from the others

Superman even offers to invite him over for the holidays, but CM refuses, says maybe another time

That year he spends another Christmas doing patrol and maintaining the Rock of Eternity, but by next year, Billy Batson finally gets to celebrate with the League and the Kent family, finally getting a chance to be a kid, just for a day

[kaerinio]

alright, i am here! i'm super tired from everything surrounding the surprise party i threw for my partner . . . bUT GOD, THE EXHAUSTION IS SO WORTH IT! 🥹 the party was last night, and he was so shocked. i've never seen my partner like shocked-shocked before?? he is usually pretty unflappable. but when he walked up the stairs and saw everyone and they shouted "surprise" HE JUST LOOKED SO HECKIN PRECIOUS? he was shocked and confused and so excited. he just went "hi" very quietly 😂 to everyone?? then turned to me with the widest eyes, like he literally couldn't believe any of it. he had a great time! 🥹

[atiianeishaunted]

ever since red pointed out that the guy shiro married wasnt some random dude they made up on the spot but in fact curtis, shiro's yes man who we only ever see take orders from shiro the few scenes we see him,, i cant stop thinking about especially considering how he left adam..... who explicitly disagreed and challenged shiro

eyebrow raise

also got married presumably not soon after. adam. his BOYFRIEND (ex as adam said he'd end things if shiro left for that mission but yk) died ????? we never see adam brought up verbally.

shiro's true love is the government ig <3 (side note someone free curtis from that man.. PLEASE)

[qwesty-030]

……john knowles………curse you John Knowles……

YOU HEAR ME??? YOU MALEVOLENT MAN CURSE YOU JOHN KNOWLES CURSES!!!!!

CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[xamaxenta]

GGGUHHH GRRRAAAAAHHH RRRAAAHHH sabo starts sending marco unprompted custom videos. one is another meat slopping wet squelching one where sabo whispers to the mic shit like Is it warm inside? Im so wet <flesh tearing sound> i wish you were here, marco ❤️

its only once the shock and the boner are gone that he realizes he never actually shared his legal first name to this guy . marco thinks oh shit thats freaky but then tries to reassure himself like no, no, i mean my card is connected to patreon and its in my name so maybe my donations have the name on my card? (they dont. he knows they dont. he just likes pretending hes entirely unaware hes being hunted. it makes sabo hungrier)

R R R R R. AAA A. AHHHHHH MARCO REALISING HE NEVER GAVE HIS LEGAL NAAAMEEEE TO SABO RRRRRRRbbbbdbb!!!! (JET ENGINE TAKE OFF NOISES!!!)

FL ESH TEARING SOUND THE WET RIP OF THE INTERNAL HARD FAT THATS PACKED AROUND ORGANS AND SABO SOFTLY GASPIGNG AROUND THE WET PING OF FLESH SNAPPING APART

It IS FREAKY its super freaky 🥰 especially when Sabo starts complimenting his looks in some of the videos, about the tattoo even his closest family dont know about

Sabo whispers about grafting a piece of his heart to his own like wouldnt you love that (ofc we dont talk abt the actuality of this being possible its just horny) and Marco cums so hard he probably blacked out

But the point is is that he should be afraid but no here he is practically offering himself up as naive bait ripe for taking, ofc Sabo wont like an easy prey to hunt but its not like Marcos doing anything to stop him

Especially when he notes his laptop webcam light flickering on during his nighttime explorations of sabos channel :3c