#he orchestrated it
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Add something, if you'd like
but who is you
is someone there
who
like the sound an owl makes or like the person
or an entity
the
help how do I unlargen the text
please I want it to be smallened again but it keeps growing
hellpll oh this is acceptable
I got greedy and thought it might go back to normal
I hate cursive it should be banned on a federal level
what now he's got a line what
what he's still lined
how long does this go on for what if I click it again I'm scared please tell me it's all going to be over soon
I GOT BULLET POINTED NOOOOOOO
this is the worst day ever
numbers now
sequential
ever increasing
just like time
or carrots in a hypothetical scenario where you had a lot of carrots and wanted to count them all
oh my god we're back
and better thab ever
1 WHAT oh I clickrd that myaelf it's not a real number
YOU'RE NOT A REAL LAWYER
what does the headopheons button do
tumber dot com
blur*
mountain**
uestion
how many things does the average person know but like if you counted EVERYTHING
not like including what they could know/figure out but what they know at that time so including like how many bees are in the world and the colour of the shirt some random kid who got stung by a bee in preschool was wearing that day
that fateful day...
I'm so tired jesse please let me sleep it's 6:41 in the am I got fishes to see people to be fishes to go seeple to tree fih fishes fish people I'M MEETING THE FISH PEOPLE
I put the soup on the moon. me. I acted alone. I acted with mallice. this is an admission of guilt admissible in court, however I contest any accusation of wrongdoing on my part as I was acting as a vigilante of sorts.
this is like the regular things but instead of in the outinsanity it's out the insilly website app
how do I wrap this up like a wrap (analogy)
analogy anemone alimony persephone one of these is NOT like the others
wedding what?? wait I'm getting married to the fish peoplr???? congrats wow such short notice
if the sky is blue because "science", then why am I so incomprehensible? chequemeat lentils!!
chalk on my habds!! (my impression of me if there were chalk on my habds in a hypithetical)
hypo, hypothermia, HIPPO
oh I want those guys again like the little tiny animal guys and then you put them in water and they grow and they're like bigger (but still small) squishy little animal guys
I had a sheep once but I don't know where he went :(
oh and the orbs but they're not as cool/animaly and they break more easily
my dog is snoring very loudly
what if my dog is secretly walter white from breaking bad oh that should have been my poll
woah what lage break nooo I've been seperated
continental drift is real :pensive:
I am rather weary, I must camp here for the night
sleeping accomodation emoji
IMPORTANT REMINDER: the hindenberg is NOT a pillow.
#the#pongthep bank charnchaichujit#rene descartney (rene descartes if he were in the beatles (which he is not and never was))#i am not crazy#he orchestrated it#how many candles are there in the whole wide world if you counted them#trees are an illusion I think#i know he swapped those numbers#what even is toast#I want toast maybe#tumler dot com#I am sane#I am real#I'm the most real#real#you're not a real lawyer#long reads#i knew it was 1216#i confess#i miss them#I own a squid#I am announcinh my candidacy as mayor of australia#tags are fun#if I had a dollar for every fish I would have a lot of fish but no dollars because I spent it all on buying more fish#that one was good#maybe too good for a tag#new passive income method??#life hack??#simply just get someone to give you lots of fish to get you started and then get another person who gives you money for every fish you have#not like to sell though
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.
And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.
Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.
So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.
Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.
#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die'#another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings'#also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special'#also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages#im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe#sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth#cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine#Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED#and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass#fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted#and he actually WAS able to rescue people#but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach#there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked#negligence all around#anyway#oceangate
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
#im actually not okay im never getting over this#this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't#no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al#this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS#HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS#how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant#i need psychiatric help#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#go s2
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Disaster Twins Karaoke Battle (alt title: Getting Hyped for the Next Lair Games)
These sketches are old, but I couldn't let National TMNT Day pass without showing my appreciation in some way. I drew these some months ago, while listening to the song Stalemate from the Death Note musical yes, that's a thing, go check it out on loop, and forgot to post them. The song is a bop and I could so easily see the twins loving it, and loving to perform it even more. Massive theatre nerds, the both of them, no one can convince me otherwise.
(In my mind, Leo is singing Jeremy's part and Donnie is singing Jarrod's, but it's interchangeable.)
#Me doing my part to spread a lil theatre nerd DT propaganda. AND promote the work of my favorite modern composer. Two in one baby!#disaster twins#donatello hamato#leonardo hamato#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rise donnie#rise leo#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#fanart#chiscribbs#Seriously go check out the song - Wildhorn is the man and he knows how to put together an insanely talented cast.#The harmonies and orchestration are just (chef's kiss) ❤
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE "Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death"
#orchestrating the intro to include a spotlight being on him so he can stand and look pretty whilst lording his power over everyone#this is amadeo indeed#armand#iwtvedit#interview with the vampire#edits
473 notes
·
View notes
Text
heere she is..… my illithid tav creature....… my sunshine goth pink sparkle princess paladin.… naive -2 int will drop a divine smite a-bomb on whoever threatens her lynchpin bf…... loyal lapdog to the very end, won't break her oath so she is the most cringefail starving mindflayer in toril.... Qurrn ✨🦑☀️
#basically she follows the emperor around to protect him#and he orchestrates some kind of scheme where she won't break her oath but also is able to do his bidding and increase his political power#because she is absurdly strong and can wipe out his enemies#(any of you played a 2H mindflayer pally? it's p broken)#he takes credit and uses her good deeds for his own ends#she doesn't realize or care#she just wants to love him#I think he uses her at first and begrudgingly doles out the extreme amounts of squid cuddles she requires#but eventually falls for her in his own way#anyway that's them :3#I hope u like her :3#mindflayer#illithid#my art#qurrn#illithid tav#bg3#bg3 emperor#emperor bg3
275 notes
·
View notes
Text
Jason Todd: If you don't murder this man right now, then you don't love me
Bruce Wayne: dude...
#like#sir#in no way is that a normal expectation#or rational thought process#it's such immature black and white thinking#which is hilarious when paired with the mastermind plan he orchestrated BY HIMSELF#he's a genius and a dumbass#both to the highest caliber#dc#dc comics#red hood#batman#under the red hood#jason todd#bruce wayne#text post
461 notes
·
View notes
Text
Evil Kelsier be like: *Exactly the same, but existing in another context*
#cosmere#brandon sanderson#mistborn#cremposting#dude destabilized the government and orchestrated the death of a god over a personal grudge#if he was in our world he'd be the personification of the CIA
279 notes
·
View notes
Text
He’s a little confused but he’s got the right spirit…
#star wars#darth maul#sw#deathwatch#deathwatch maul#feral opress#tcw#the clone wars#savage opress#feral is totally fine and healthy#hes going on a nice bonding roadtrip with his brothers#you know murder mayhem orchestrating a military coupe just guys being guys#feral lives au
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
20Nov24
The thing that could always bring gladness Will now surely always bring sadness. Four men in black dress Laid their brother to rest. Liam’s gone? What the fuck is this madness?
#liam payne#rest in peace liam#tw liam's death#my brain is entirely disinterested in processing his death#i've made no progress — it's still october 15 and he's still alive#still can't listen to 1D#the funeral coverage seemed very sanctioned#it was kind of his family to let fans in on the grief#i hope they've had a lot of time to grieve privately#i was so moved all four were there#and that they seem to have orchestrated a unified front in terms of displays of mourning#giving the media just enough to write the headlines#but not turning it into a 'reunion' spectacle#what's hitting me hard is seeing them dressed in their funeral blacks#i fell hard for 1D with their performance of through the dark on snl#i didn't know anything about them before that#and seeing these five men in svelte black suits was so contrary to what i imagined them to be#(well — four were svelte. louis was straight up slutty.)#and their funeral attire takes me back to that moment#but 'through the dark' plays in my head like a dirge now#will it ever not be hard?#hope y'all are all ok#liam's funeral
160 notes
·
View notes
Text
Any The Book Of Life (2014) enjoyers here? Ramble in the tags lol Reminder that commissions are open and I'm making art for your donations and we are raising money for an AAPI charity through this zine, if you or someone you know likes Watcher, check it out!
#F1#checo perez#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#chestappen#maxiel#my art#sleepless art#the book of life#listennnn I think manolo fits checo better BUT daniel retiring -> manolo dying so Checo is Joaquin#rlly like max as maria tho like the rivalry revolves around her -> goal of being max’s teammate and RB's second driver#but like maria is her own force and she stands up for her values and chooses the best path for the city's welfare#->Max's loyalty to RB while standing up for checo and daniel's performances and focusing on winning the championship#also she's badass <3#Joaquin -hero of the people- has to contend with the expectations tied to the Medal of Everlasting Life n being in the shadow of his father#->medal is the car and it comes w/pressure from RB to deliver top results within RB's structure+facing the constant rumors and RB being RB#Manolo “betraying” the Sanchez family legacy -> RB legacy -> Daniel leaving#Manolo being tricked by Xibalba making him think he was gonna be with Maria + his path through the Land of the Forgotten n all that#-> Daniel experiencing all kinds of setbacks + VCARB + contending for the position in RB + fucked up retirement#Xibalba's trickery to control the outcome and win the wager + straight up killing Manolo grdgfdh#RB's general orchestrations + competitive mindset + being shit to the drivers specifically making Daniel retire LIKE THAT#formula 1#formula one
247 notes
·
View notes
Text
. . . you have 24 hours to live, good luck! ^-^
#limited life#limited life smp#grian#I'm not even going to try to abbreviate the smp lol#trafficblr#life series#* me omw to make the most dramatic fanart possible in strong red colors * <3 <3 <3#he's sooooooooo#always love a good orchestrator of death games#my art
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
I like a lot of things about Starscream. But one of my absolute favorites is that, 90% of the time, he’s this lanky hunchback quadruped, and then out of nowhere he decides to stand up and we’re hit with a stray Miss Universe. And it’s almost always when he’s about to commit a war-crime.
Like when he’s planning to revive a fresh corpse. And when he’s melting the polar ice caps to the point of catastrophic sea-level expansion. Funny guy.
#Starscream’s version of ibuprofen is orchestrating mass destruction#the whiplash on the Nemesis if he started walking around normally#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#starscream#tfp starscream
627 notes
·
View notes
Text
Submitted Prompts #160
I was listening to that song "Space is Cool" that a fan made with Markiplier videos (what can I say, the music is really good).
And it reminded me of Danny, who's also so very in love with space.
And now I'm getting a clear mental picture of Danny full-on GUSHING about Space, in a sort of Outside POV thing.
Like, a Danny who's going to Uni in somewhere like Gotham or Star City, and got into the Astronomy club. And their "recruitment video" is just the cute freshman who adores space and will take any chance he gets to gush about it.
There's a lot of shots zoomed in on his pupils doing the cat thing of going from slits to big pools of black (like a black hole at the center of a galaxy) and his freckles start glowing in constellation patterns.
They go on an outing to the nearest Observatory, make it a sleepover thing, and sleepy Danny stretches and howls like a star, flops onto the nearest classmate and Club Member, and starts purring whenever they pet him.
He may be a meta, but they'll be damned if anyone blabbers to Batman about it.
Cue one Conner Kent coming to Gotham to tour their University, to pick where he wants to go when it's his turn next year, and find himself sitting next to Danny when he goes off on a rant about some deep space scans that caught images of Krypton before the explosion.
When asked about his opinion on the Supers, Danny, who's gotten so used to casual affections being directed towards him in the form of head scratches and hugs (they make Danny purr and light up in all kinds of patterns, so the club members do it as often as they can), pats him on the head and quietly praises Superboy for all the important work he does, and how his cloned little sister has always seen him as a mark that being a clone means nothing in the grand scheme of things, and it's who you are that counts.
Conner goes back to his parents in happy tears and with an invitation to attend Gotham U if he so chooses.
#dpxdc#bones submissions#i want an Older Danny who's so soft to the younger teen heroes#especially the ones with a darker past#he knows the struggle to make others see that you're better than what everyone thinks#Ellie melts back into her age in living yers and develops a puppy crush on Kon for being a clone and still being loved#time and therapy lead Clark to realize Superboy is an innocent kid who hasnt been alive for more than a handful of years#so they have one last screaming match#that ends with a 'i hate that i can't help but want you as my dad' 'i know. and im sorry. i want to prove to you that I can be better'#Lois made both of them go to therapy for their issues#Conner is divided between being a little in love with Danny#or afraid of introducing him to Tim and the others#joke's on him Tim is a part of the Astronomy Club#he orchestrated their meeting
512 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dp x dc idea:
Danny & Co joining the Justice League and everything...but it's that wonderful DC AU where Bruce died in Ethiopia instead of Jason and Tim decided to be Dad (TM) of Jason's Robin and runs around as kid Batman for awhile (eventually becoming full legit Batman).
Danny & Co joining up after all of that, they have only known Tim as Batman (and for fun let's make this Brian Dead where Danny & Tim are dating, or are dancing around each other, maybe Super Brain Dead because I love Kon being involved).
Anyway, Tim is Danny & the Pham's Batman...and then they ended up accidently in the normal DC universe and meet Bruce Wayne Batman and immediately are like "Press X For Doubt" about the whole thing
Danny, squinting suspiciously: who the fuck are you?
Bruce: I'm Batman
Danny: No the fuck you aren't
Elle: Yeah no way, I know Batman, Batman's a sleep deprived twink
Tim (as Red Robin) walks in
Danny: holy shit they fucking shrunk Red Robin
Tim: What??
Elle: Okay what the fuck, first Batman isn't a twink and now Red Robin is???
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny phantom#batman#danny fenton#tim drake#dani phantom#danielle phantom#bruce wayne#jason became red robin in the universe they came from#Danny: wait who's red hood?#eventually everyone takes their masks off to sort stuff out and it's just#Danny: Wait Matches Malone is Batman in this world???#Bruce: what#Danny: you're the guy that used to be a gotham goon right? in our world you found damian and brought him to us#Danny: and i guess everyone kinda just adopted you as their new uncle and you never left#bruce has to reboot over the fact that his AU self upon undying & being dunked in the lazerus pit#apparently decided tk hide his real identity like jason did but instead of a rampage he became the cool uncle#clark has to tackle him to keep him from trying to orchestrate something similar in their world
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Armand in that one scene in the season two finale
#amc interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv s1#iwtv s3#iwtv armand#armand#the vampire armand#assad zaman#something something he’s always performing#something something he orchestrated the whole interview from start to finish and made it seem like it was Louis idea#armand de nolastname#armand de nothing#Armand de manipulator#iwtv s2 e8#I can’t hate him
113 notes
·
View notes