#he orchestrated it

[avrerrotheroachfan]

Add something, if you'd like

but who is you

is someone there

who

like the sound an owl makes or like the person

or an entity

the

help how do I unlargen the text

please I want it to be smallened again but it keeps growing

hellpll oh this is acceptable

I got greedy and thought it might go back to normal

I hate cursive it should be banned on a federal level

what now he's got a line what

what he's still lined

how long does this go on for what if I click it again I'm scared please tell me it's all going to be over soon

I GOT BULLET POINTED NOOOOOOO

this is the worst day ever

numbers now

sequential

ever increasing

just like time

or carrots in a hypothetical scenario where you had a lot of carrots and wanted to count them all

oh my god we're back

and better thab ever

1 WHAT oh I clickrd that myaelf it's not a real number

YOU'RE NOT A REAL LAWYER

what does the headopheons button do

tumber dot com

blur*

mountain**

uestion

how many things does the average person know but like if you counted EVERYTHING

not like including what they could know/figure out but what they know at that time so including like how many bees are in the world and the colour of the shirt some random kid who got stung by a bee in preschool was wearing that day

that fateful day...

I'm so tired jesse please let me sleep it's 6:41 in the am I got fishes to see people to be fishes to go seeple to tree fih fishes fish people I'M MEETING THE FISH PEOPLE

I put the soup on the moon. me. I acted alone. I acted with mallice. this is an admission of guilt admissible in court, however I contest any accusation of wrongdoing on my part as I was acting as a vigilante of sorts.

this is like the regular things but instead of in the outinsanity it's out the insilly website app

how do I wrap this up like a wrap (analogy)

analogy anemone alimony persephone one of these is NOT like the others

wedding what?? wait I'm getting married to the fish peoplr???? congrats wow such short notice

if the sky is blue because "science", then why am I so incomprehensible? chequemeat lentils!!

chalk on my habds!! (my impression of me if there were chalk on my habds in a hypithetical)

hypo, hypothermia, HIPPO

oh I want those guys again like the little tiny animal guys and then you put them in water and they grow and they're like bigger (but still small) squishy little animal guys

I had a sheep once but I don't know where he went :(

oh and the orbs but they're not as cool/animaly and they break more easily

my dog is snoring very loudly

what if my dog is secretly walter white from breaking bad oh that should have been my poll

woah what lage break nooo I've been seperated

continental drift is real :pensive:

I am rather weary, I must camp here for the night

sleeping accomodation emoji

IMPORTANT REMINDER: the hindenberg is NOT a pillow.

[egophiliac]

So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?

sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy

no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ❤️ I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

[chiscribbs]

Disaster Twins Karaoke Battle (alt title: Getting Hyped for the Next Lair Games)

These sketches are old, but I couldn't let National TMNT Day pass without showing my appreciation in some way. I drew these some months ago, while listening to the song Stalemate from the Death Note musical yes, that's a thing, go check it out on loop, and forgot to post them. The song is a bop and I could so easily see the twins loving it, and loving to perform it even more. Massive theatre nerds, the both of them, no one can convince me otherwise.

(In my mind, Leo is singing Jeremy's part and Donnie is singing Jarrod's, but it's interchangeable.)

[userarmand]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE "Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death"

[tennessoui]

au where anakin's never discovered by the jedi and makes his way through the galaxy doing whatever he can or wants to do after he and his mom are freed when he's a teenager. he ends up in coruscant, hot-wiring and selling speeders for a local gang which is going pretty well until he accidentally steals a jedi's speeder as it's floating outside a high-rise building

obviously, jedi knight obi-wan kenobi is not going to stand for that (it's sort of embarrassing to walk back to the temple and submit the paperwork to admit that he has been robbed of an entire speeder)

so he tracks anakin down with gratuitous use of the Force (the Force, which is very eager to see obi-wan find her son his speeder) but when he does find anakin, he realizes he doesn't want to press charges on some barely legal teenager who looks like he's had it rough. instead he lets him go with a warning of sorts and even tells him to keep the speeder

anakin's never met a courteous kindness he doesn't want to sink his teeth into and tear to shreds, of course, so he tells the pompous jedi where he can stick his charity. and his speeder.

which leads to anakin deciding to try and steal from obi-wan kenobi anytime he thinks they're both on coruscant because how dare he try to give him something he can just take?? how dare he be kind and good and nice to anakin. anakin will show him. via thievery and crime. this will in no way lead to sex. or love.

definitely not love. it may lead to sex though.

(or, a more feral sort of anakin finds himself being domesticated via kindness. and sex)

[embrace-your-illithid]

heere she is..… my illithid tav creature....… my sunshine goth pink sparkle princess paladin.… naive -2 int will drop a divine smite a-bomb on whoever threatens her lynchpin bf…... loyal lapdog to the very end, won't break her oath so she is the most cringefail starving mindflayer in toril.... Qurrn ✨🦑☀️

[dragonpyre]

Jason Todd: If you don't murder this man right now, then you don't love me

Bruce Wayne: dude...

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Evil Kelsier be like: *Exactly the same, but existing in another context*

[sparklerstyle]

i think one thing that stands out to me about the trial is that claudia never let her rage consume her so much that she took louis with her, even recovering from the revelation of her actual creation. not only did she ground him during lestat's apology, she didn't react against his sentencing. she didn't remark on the unfairness of his banishment vs her death sentence. she didn't comment on the obvious manipulation of the crowd. as soon as he was off the stage, he wasn't brought back to their attention because if he wasn't with her and madeleine, he was at least alive. she consistently protected him to the end. more than he ever did her.

[larrylimericks]

20Nov24

The thing that could always bring gladness Will now surely always bring sadness. Four men in black dress Laid their brother to rest. Liam’s gone? What the fuck is this madness?

[virfujiwara]

Any The Book Of Life (2014) enjoyers here? Ramble in the tags lol Reminder that commissions are open and I'm making art for your donations and we are raising money for an AAPI charity through this zine, if you or someone you know likes Watcher, check it out!

[ink-ghoul]

. . . you have 24 hours to live, good luck! ^-^

[sincethegenesis]

I like a lot of things about Starscream. But one of my absolute favorites is that, 90% of the time, he’s this lanky hunchback quadruped, and then out of nowhere he decides to stand up and we’re hit with a stray Miss Universe. And it’s almost always when he’s about to commit a war-crime.

Like when he’s planning to revive a fresh corpse. And when he’s melting the polar ice caps to the point of catastrophic sea-level expansion. Funny guy.

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #160

I was listening to that song "Space is Cool" that a fan made with Markiplier videos (what can I say, the music is really good).

And it reminded me of Danny, who's also so very in love with space.

And now I'm getting a clear mental picture of Danny full-on GUSHING about Space, in a sort of Outside POV thing.

Like, a Danny who's going to Uni in somewhere like Gotham or Star City, and got into the Astronomy club. And their "recruitment video" is just the cute freshman who adores space and will take any chance he gets to gush about it.

There's a lot of shots zoomed in on his pupils doing the cat thing of going from slits to big pools of black (like a black hole at the center of a galaxy) and his freckles start glowing in constellation patterns.

They go on an outing to the nearest Observatory, make it a sleepover thing, and sleepy Danny stretches and howls like a star, flops onto the nearest classmate and Club Member, and starts purring whenever they pet him.

He may be a meta, but they'll be damned if anyone blabbers to Batman about it.

Cue one Conner Kent coming to Gotham to tour their University, to pick where he wants to go when it's his turn next year, and find himself sitting next to Danny when he goes off on a rant about some deep space scans that caught images of Krypton before the explosion.

When asked about his opinion on the Supers, Danny, who's gotten so used to casual affections being directed towards him in the form of head scratches and hugs (they make Danny purr and light up in all kinds of patterns, so the club members do it as often as they can), pats him on the head and quietly praises Superboy for all the important work he does, and how his cloned little sister has always seen him as a mark that being a clone means nothing in the grand scheme of things, and it's who you are that counts.

Conner goes back to his parents in happy tears and with an invitation to attend Gotham U if he so chooses.