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thegoldenavenger · 1 year ago
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I wish you would draw superhero au yqy/sj(/lqg?)
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superhero au! superhero au!
they're all part of the same superhero team ofc. shen jiu AKA the crane actually has plant based powers but he does not like advertising that so he leans into crane and wind imagery. yue qingyuan just goes by his sword name for now. he's a pseudo iron man type character; his heart is greatly damaged and he needs a battery to help keep it beating. he also uses the battery to power his armor. he's very strong but doing too much in field work can be lethal. liu qingge is from a superhero family. he goes by storm his sister goes by mist :3c the liu clan use tattoos to seal power/energy/spells onto a person so he is covered head to toe in magical tattoos. (they're mostly strengthening spells or weapons he can manifest. cheng luan is life size going down his spine.)
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triptychcryptid · 4 months ago
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Kings of Gravity Falls AU:
Sherman buys a couple of video game consoles and games for the kids to keep at Stan's, and he also REALLY wanted to see his brothers struggle with modern video games.
Dipper and Mable are doing DDR in the living room, Sherman sitting on the couch, watching while he's on his second beer (it's the weekend and he's been dealing with his now-13-year-old gremlin brothers, AND his own grandchildren. HE. NEEDS. THIS.) Their set ends and Mabel gets a B on hard while Dipper gets a C on basic for their last song.
"Yes! Suck it, Dip Dip! Alpha Twin! Alpha Twin!"
"Ugh, why are you so good at this?" Dipper says, punching her in the arm to get her to stop.
" Because I'm the ALPHA TWIN!" Mabel yells, punching Dipper back. Sherman chuckles as he takes another swig of his beer.
"We were summoned by the dulcet sounds of Sibling Rivalry." Stan says as he and Ford walk in. Stan turns to the TV. "What's this? Some sort of Video-whatsamajig?"
"It's Dance Dance Revolution, Grunkle Stan! My favorite game ever!" Mabel exclaims excitedly.
"Huh. Intriguing. How do you play?" Ford asks, watching the screen and rubbing his chin with a finger. The Mystery Twins explain the game and do a round to show them.
"You wanna try?" Dipper asks. He would pay $1,000 to see two old men in teenage bodies try playing DDR.
"I don't see why not! Ain't like we're gonna bust our knees or anything now! Waddya say, Sixer?" Stan elbows him in the ribs.
"Yes, this looks quite fun! I'd like to try." Dipper and Mabel get them set up on Beginner and tell Stan to pick the first song. He cycles through a few, then selects one. The first song goes...about as well as you'd expect. They have trouble keeping up and keep returning to center after every move, which makes them miss arrows. But by the final stage, they manage to mostly hit the arrows. After their set, they high-six.
"That was fun! And a great workout, too! I may have to incorporate this into my exercise routine." Stan rolls his eyes at his twin, then turns to Sherman.
"Yo, Shermie, you wanna play?" Sherman waves his hand dismissively.
"Oh no, I-"
"Stanley, Sherman could hurt himself trying to play this! He's not as young as we are." Ford chastises Stan.
"Oh, yeah, you're right. I'd probably beat his ass because he's too OLD. He'll throw out his back. Bet he's never even played before." Stan replies with a shit-eating grin directed at Sherman.
*Ooooh, THAT'S how you're gonna play this, you little shit? * Sherman thinks as he gets up.
Sherman hands his beer to Dipper, who exchanges a brief grin with his sister. "Here, hold this for Grandpa for a minute, Buddy."
Ford gets off his mat for Sherman, who looks down at it and gingerly steps on. Stan grins at him.
"Wanna make this interesting, Sherm? You beat me at this game I just barely learned and I'll give you 100 bucks."
Ford scoffed from the sidelines "Oh Stanley, be nice!"
"No, it's okay, Stanford. I've been dealing with Stan being an ass for a VERY long time. " Sherman turns to Stan. "I'll take that bet. I hope I don't hurt myself playing this newfangled video game." Sherman proceeds to select one of the japanese songs, and before Stan can even register what's happened, Sherman sets himself to Expert and starts the stage.
"Yeah, go Grandpa!" Dipper and Mabel cheer Sherman on as Ford desperately tries to hide his laughter, watching Stan get his ass handed to him by a man who is physically more than twice their age.
Stan doesn't even make it through the stage. Sherman finishes and dons the same Shit-Eating grin Stan had before.
Ford finally stops trying to hide his laughter. "Fucked around and found out, didn't you Stanley?"
"Can it, Ford!" Stan says while Sherman gets his beer back from Dipper.
"Pay up, Wiseass." Sherman says, holding out his hand. Stan grumbles, but pulls his wallet out of his back pocket and hands Sherman a $100 bill.
"Smug bastard." He says, then grins "Gotta hand it to ya though, that was a good hustle." Sherman pockets the money.
"Yeah, well I learned from the best."
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starscream-is-my-wife · 5 months ago
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This is part 1 of a continuation for my other post where LL Megatron gets trapped in the G1 universe, I was thinking about how someone would go insane in this cartoon world and thought "what if Megatron had someone else to accompany him" so, I gave Starscream an existential crisis
Edit: pt 2 here
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starridge · 8 months ago
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yeah
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bananas-mode · 9 months ago
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I know this scene has been redrawn a million times over but I had to
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anarchysammichh · 1 month ago
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I've never really been into AUs for anything before, but Science Time with Dr Pine HAS MY HEART, I just NEEDED to draw some of these.
Will definitely be sketching more of your amazing posts, @aroace-get-out-of-my-face (hope you don't mind the tag!) I loved reading them so much oughh
Oh and the first two drawings are based off of number 6 from this post and the third one is from this!
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licorishh · 2 months ago
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she's everything, he's just ken, etc. etc.
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rotteneldritchhorror · 3 months ago
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Eddie obviously knows how to sew (hes not only dirt-poor living off of a single consistent paycheck and whatever he earns selling drugs, but hes also a punk- theres no way he DOESNT know how to sew), but steve most definitely does. not. one of his shirts get a hole and he throws it out.
When eddie first witnesses this, hes fucking MORTIFIED and ends up digging a t-shirt out of the trash and sewing the hole closed and fixing the loose stitching on the hem and gives steve a lecture about not wasting fabric and money.
And from then on, steve just shows up at the munson household every now and then with various clothes in his arms, asking eddie to fix them for him.
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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C'MON TO THE THEATER!
I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.
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teatitty · 11 months ago
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Atem and Yugi in separate bodies wouldn't even change much of their dynamic they already spent 3 years with no boundaries they'd just be clingy bitches still joint at the hip, sleeping in the same bed, bathing together, sharing food and drink, if one of em doesn't wanna talk they just push the other one in front [usually Yugi doing this bc he goes nonverbal more often], Atem definitely forgets he can't just walk through solid objects anymore so he keeps bruising his shins on the furniture, if you see one the other won't be far behind so it's actually more concerning if they don't show up as a pair, they probably have separation anxiety but this is the 90's and early 2000's so nobody is willing to talk about that therapy who haha we're so fine :)
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bet-on-me-13 · 2 years ago
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Reformed Dan but misunderstandings suck
So, Dan has been Reformed for Years at this point. You could go with the Fandom Typical version of just chilling out, or you could go with the AGIT version of the Redemption. Either way, Dan is fully reformed and trying to find his way in the World.
Unfortunately, not everybody knows/believes him.
You know all those Time Traveling Heroes who came back to stop some great catastrophe? That was Dan.
Impulse is fucking terrified of this guy, cause he Grew Up in the Central City Stronghold and saw Phantom tear down the Walls protecting the City in person.
Booster Gold grew up in the Metropolis Stronghold, so while he never really saw Phantom in his timeline he still did know of him. I mean, obviously, he murdered every hero on the planet and subjugated most of the world, but he doesn't have much personal stake in that.
Eobard Thawn hates Phantom. Thawn himself grew up in a world where Phantom killed every Hero in the world, and he was terrified that Phantom would track him down when he tried to become the new Flash. But once he became a Walking Paradox he saw as Time itself changed to erase Phantom from existence, he got really jealous. Why did Time decide Phantom was bad enough to erase, why not him!? He's Evil! He's a Terror on the Timeline! He deserves Clockworks attention dammit!
And then, they discover evidence that Phantom has come back in Time,
So now, any and all Time Travelers are trying to find the guy who single-handedly was the Apocalypse, and want to kill him to save the world. Or out of Jealousy in Thawns case.
Either way, no matter where Dan goes to try and settle down, a bunch of annoying Heroes always find him and attack him, yelling about "Stopping his Plans" and "Saving the Timeline!" And "It should have been me dammit!"
Honestly Thawn is the most annoying one, he just runs in and rants at him about how he is jealous of how much attention Clockwork gave him. Dude, just sdmit your crush already and leave me alone. (I'm not sorry)
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cubbihue · 7 months ago
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In the aftermath of Peri's tantrum, the Leisure Court Fairies discovered that nearly every Pixie within close proximity of Poof were completely drained of magic.
Fairies are presumed incapable of stealing magic-- not unless they are a bonded pair, where magic is shared. Therefore, the underlying reasons remain uncertain to this day. Cosmo had been the only Fairy to remain conscious during the blast, but researchers were unable to extract much information from him.
Thankfully, all Pixies, including Timmy, made a full recovery- with all their magic intact.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Instability: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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ghostorbz · 5 months ago
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My September
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vngful · 11 days ago
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im sorry this made me laugh so f*cking hard i had to share it here too
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garblegarden · 2 months ago
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waiter waiter! more human guy please!
same thing as usual i just like drawing him
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front-facing-pokemon · 2 days ago
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