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Wait how did you guys get past the ick of Azriel agreeing with the fuck ass idea of Rhys being High King
#literally had to put the book down#oooooh BROTHER#that idea STINKS#I can’t look at him right now#he needs to go stand in a corner#and before people get up in arms#this is not necessarily an anti Rhysand post#I just think him being high king is the most ridiculous and stupid idea I’ve ever heard#no high kings needed#lol#Azriel#acosf#a court of silver flames
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Remember: The burning sensation is part of the process.
#Mouthwashing#blood#body horror#Emphasizing here that this is in reference to a media and character and not a cry for help on my end.#Mouthwashing is one of those games that tickles my brain and checks all the boxes for my niche interests -#-but it wasn't something that got the silly comic part in my cortex firing up. My analysis brain is eating well though!#What said...It is impossible for me to see this scene and not say out loud: “Me in the middle of my work day".#While there is a lot more going on with curly I personally resonated a lot with his struggles with burnout.#Burnout feels like mouthwash to me. That you keep rinsing out your mouth trying to get rid of the rotting smell#but it's just surface level solutions. The real cure requires something far more significant to actually make a difference.#The job 'is hard' and 'everyone struggles'. It's part of the process right? You're tired? Anxious? Depressed? Us too! Chin up!#Actually I resonated with a lot of things within Curly (this is a curly positive space - he's not perfect. He's just human).#One thing being his desire to see the good in people and believe in their potential.#Because here's the thing. Some people truly do just need someone in their corner who stands by them so they can grow and improve.#And some people will take advantage of your kindness. You focus so much on their humanity while you stop being a person to them.#The horrifically toxic relationship persists because Curly tries to see the bigger picture and believes in the good within.#Anyone who has lived through constantly trying to reframe the hurt as something else knows-#-just how many excuses your brain will make to avoid cognitive dissonance. It's human psychology.#Jimmy sucks so bad. But we the audience have the privilege of not having years of baggage associating him in our minds as 'friend'.
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yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
#ace attorney#where are all the people gnawing on phoenix's bones so white??#i need to find the phoenix bone-gnawing corner of this fandom PLEASE#this is me asking for the Phoenix Fic btw#where is the fic meditating on phoenix's whole mental state in general?#where is the fic about how it's phoenix's cageyness and poker face and flat affect under stress that is the hurdle?#the relationship ramifications of being actually really fucking hard to read when it comes down to it?#where is the fic about the week of his disbarment?#the one detailing the panicked blow by blow of it rippling through his social circle while he stands in the eye of the storm?#the one that ends messy and anxious and unresolved because it's week 1 of 7 years?#where is the birth of phoenix wright: poker legend fic?#where is the art school/theatre major phoenix fic?#no not the able to art/act phoenix fic but the kind of person who chooses to go to art school/study theatre phoenix fic#where is the supremely disinterested in pop culture phoenix fic?#where is the actually incredibly meticulous and competent phoenix fic?#capcom can tell me all they want that he's essentially an adhd disaster flying by the seat of his pants making it all up as he goes#but that's not what they're actually showing me#they're the ones who created an in-fiction legal system that functionally necessitates that#and the nature of the game is that phoenix is almost always proven right so rather than him coming off as hare-brained#his opponents rather just come off as short-sighted. either negligently or maliciously so#and the choices the writing makes in service of retaining mystery and audience suspense in fact function to make phoenix a person#who is astute and puts the pieces together but is cautious in his conclusions#i will grant them that phoenix does tend to lose sight of his overarching goal in getting drawn into proving or disproving minor points#the fact that edgeworth on the other hand never loses sight of this or where the various arguments stand in relation to it#is his sexiest trait as a character by far#but those minor points are actually functionally critical to the ultimate argument phoenix makes#so even though i do read that trait through the game mechanics i do also judge the other characters for being dicks about it#my point is phoenix wright does in fact have the character of a lawyer and is conventionally good at his job fucking fight me#my point is that you all have had 20 goddamn years to Rotate this man#my POINT is that there should be Intricate Fucked Up Meditations On Phoenix that rewire my fucking brain and i NEED to know where they are!
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bee's protective nature over anyone persists even as a ghost & i think he sometimes forgets or doesn't care that only star can see him (sadly no touch tho) & will start shouting & angrily try standing between people who are mad at starscream even tho he can't be seen, he just wants to try & help anyways bcs STOP IT >:(!! BE NICE !!!! cried the ghost no one can hear or see except for the poor guy getting yelled at & trying to overhear the conversation over bee's frantic rebuttals while trying to discreetly let bee know it's ok while ALSO trying not to look Insane .
continued attempt at a 4am drawn doodle comic below
i might draw detailed later but yeah i just wanted to give yall this headcanon bcs i love starbee so much... the nagging wives finally finding their true loves... another nagging wife.
' you .. do know only i can hear and see you, unfortunately, right? or are you starting to go loopy, because i don't need another insane figure haunting me. I have enough already, as you can try and fail to imagine, little bee . '
' trust me, im Well aware .. of everything you just said . .. but i just. i couldn't just Stand there and do Nothing while someone talked to you like You were Nothing . that's not the autobot way. that's not- my way . '
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#starbee#transformers#maccadam#tf idw#transformers idw#bumblebee#starscream#bee posting paragraphs of opinions no one cares abt to his new twitter after his old one got sniped#for telling megatron to offline himself#except no one gets notifs when he follows them except for starscream for some reason so#starscream is bee's only follower but bee keeps posting paragraphs abt anything anyways#' atp just dm me bee.' ' OPTIMUS. CaN YOU BELiEVE HE SAID THIS TO ME????? I CANNOT BE- ' optimus has never touched twitter in his life#jazz made and controls his twitter for him but no one knows bcs jazz uses it to roleplay as optimus and mourns bee being dead#bee keeps commenting hes not dead but jazzOptimus never gets the notification & hes rlly popular so rip bee#i love starbee bcs starbee is when theyre both cringe but free#when the foils meet and have fun the world burns but i am at peace bcs i love them so fking much#anyways um hiii if u guys see this and wanna be moots hiiiiii id love to be moots pls just comment hi or smthing#i need tf friends sobad#sorry for drawing bee like hes princess peach but im not bcs he is indeed my princess#he is my beautiful princess disorder#starscream social distancing from ppl & making ppl think hes an even bigger awkward jerk (he is) but rlly it's to give bee#space to stand between the conversators with his hands on his hips to exchange glares between the two#or just so starscream can see his opinions on the guy hes talking to better#'i think' 😾 that's a'😾 ' it's a gorgeous' 😾 i dont Like that Guy starscre'PLAN'#( um.. why are you shouting..) ' ...... NO.REASON. ' bee in a corner whistling somewhere#starscream grinding his fucking teeth#hes so fking annoyed at his ego being hampered by this hauntful creature but also it's so worth it to see bee be brought out of that#smiley ' lets go autobots!! yes sir optimus sir! ' shell he always puts on for everyone else so it brings starscream away from his#egotistical shell as well and they just both encourage growth from each other by being silly and cute and WAGHH TOGETHER#WAGHHH WAGHHH I LOVE STARBEE WRAGHHH!!!!!!!
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inspired by the events of iii episode 14 :3
#inanimate insanity#ii#ii yinyang#yinyang ii#potatart#i apologize if the image id isnt very good pls let me know if i need to fix anything#nontheless. hi yinyang nation#dont tag as ship please!!!!!!!!!!!!#thinking about how yang was feeling after silverspoon betrayed them#silver calling him “his beast” was crazy... if i were yang i would kill a man#(let me be clear i rlly like silverspoon)#yang will hold this grudge forever. and that is very funny to me#all i could think about when drawing this was that one jerma audio where hes like “im KILLING you”#really funny visual of bot and balloon awkwardly standing in the corner while yang is absolutely LIVID#just sitting in silence. so pissed#THE SPOON MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fuck. i might have to start writing those lighthearted fluffy slice of life fics people write about the archival staff. except it's the 1970's and it's gertrude and her archival staff + "james wright"
#gertrude having a film noir detective arc smoking cigarettes inside the archives going ''i'm the only one who knows what needs to be done''#emma and eric just kind of vibing but also dealing with the horrors timsasha style#james standing in the corner going ''they don't know i founded this institute. lol''#i like to think mary has personal beef with all of them#fiona law whose been there the longest. already knows some shit!!#adelard dekker. do we know when he met gertrude. is that ever specified#tma#the magnus archives#gertrude robinson#james wright#emma harvey#eric delano#fiona law#jonah magnus#mary keay
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i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny
also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade
-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)
-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)
-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)
-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)
my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath
in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do
#base line i started sobbing IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS and had my phone taken away bc i was watching the mv for the ghost of you by mcr#i went to school with cat whiskers#me and my bsf made a presentation about an imaginary trip to the planet uranus and we filled it with so many memes and butt puns she started#laughing so hard she couldn't breathe and i had to do the entire presentation alone and we got a standing ovation#my 8th grade science teacher hated us#another time same class we had an assignment where we had to make a bunch of words with the periodic table and we did shrek and lucifer one#after another and when we turned it in our teacher read it and immediately told us to leave💀💀#same class again different friend we saw NA on the periodic table and started singing nanana by mcr and got sent out of class bc we started#laughing so hard we couldn't breathe#high school i would eddie munson on the lunch tables#found that aspect of eddie so relatable#filmed youtube videos at my old hs that STILL EXIST ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL#id honestly have them up for anyone to see but my old bsf found them extremely embarrassing and she thinks i deleted them#i used to go to school with a whole library in my backpack like the entire pjo/hoo series of unfortunate events harry potter etc#my backpack had a bunch of doodles on it and it said battaco big asf and it was an inside joke with my friends for years bc of it#i also used to go to school dressed as frank iero/gerard way/etc#pete wentz eyeliner#larped with the anime club in this little corner outside of the library bc it had a bunch of trees and a 6 ft long stick that we took turns#holding and screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS‼️‼️#the middle school book club had movies days on fridays and when people tried to vote to watch the lighting thief movie i stood on my chair#and spent so long bitching about how bad it was that we had to do the movie the next monday bc people needed to go home and the librarian#could not stop my righteous fury#a teacher assaulted me trying to get me to stand for the flag so i dead weight dropped on top of him and then ran around the class to stay#away(real hard to do in a small music classroom) and when i got tired of that i beat him up a little and i didnt get in trouble bc he was#really embarrassed i got the drop on him(bc i had tiddies)#that man hated me for being trans#really got mad at me when the pledge started after that and id get up and salute while singing welcome to the black parade#was also genuinely bad at soccer that my teacher sent me off to other teachers when our class did soccer bc the only time i ever got the#ball i kicked it into the wrong goal#i got more stories but i ran out of tags :(
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I love this song !!!!
#and leo just standing there all jealous and sulky like a rat? Art.#THANK GOD SHO GOT THE LI HE DESEREVES SUBARU ILY#I love how this has absolutely nothing to do with anything that’s happening in the story#the game was just like you know what? this is a mystery game of sorts but it’s been a while since we’ve gone back to sho’s silly lil shoujo#plot line let’s have a pause and give him a boyfriend#and they ATE that up too !!!#i need ten more chapters of this. just like literally the same interaction and leo standing in the corner all pissy#it truly fills me with determination#I’ve had Subaru and sho for a total of like 10 lines and I would die for and with them#sho#Subaru#tokyo debunker#I see you smooth king sho asking for his number I too would do the same if I encountered Subaru king you go !!!
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every Led Zeppelin concert needs a Bonzo Cam
#how is a girl meant to air drum if she can't even see what's going on back there?#this is a direct callout to the achilles last stand performance in LA#it already looks like it's a Bigfoot sighting filmed in a microwave#and then every time they focus on him it's not even during the best fills#I need to see how superhuman he is when he's thundering away#led zeppelin#john bonham#I just need a pip of him in the corner at all times pls and thank you#(unrelated but in the same performance jonesy looks like a victorian ghost he's so fuzzed out - justice for him as well he drives that song
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au where scar is the royal guard assigned to keep prince grian safe as he travels to a neighbouring kingdom for a peace treaty but they get ambushed and have to survive in nature until they can get to civilization <3
#and scar teaches grian how to sword fight to protect himself and maybe he lets grian win a couple times because grian is so beautiful when#he’s happy and scar teaches him how to shoot an arrow so they can hunt for food and grian literally cannot focus because scars arms are#wrapped around him and he’s whispering in grian’s ear and grian reboots when after he lets go of the arrow.. scar drops his hands to grian’#waist…. and grian teaches scar which plants are poisonous vs safe to eat and he loses his train of thought a million times because scar#keeps just looking at his lips and grian just can’t stand it anymore when scar licks his lips… so he interrupts himself and places a kiss#on the corner of scars mouth and scar just kinda pauses and grian thinks maybe he read the situation wrong until scar cups grains face and#brings him back in and it’s so perfect and everything they’ve ever wanted and and and#sorry i’m thinking about them#okay i’ll shut up now <3#actually no i won’t because this is my post. they have to dress each others wounds and they do it far more gently than they need to <3#scarian#desert duo#hermitshipping#grian#gtws#hermitcraft#trafficshipping#au concept#royalty au
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I kinda really hate how I've been treated throughout my life
#Entire life of abuse and neglect and mistreatment only to always be told none of it happened. To the point where I really struggle with#thinking that I made it all up or that I'm overreacting or faking or playing the victim constantly#I honestly try my best to move forward and I want to be happy. I see absolutely zero point in wallowing. Others can if they wish‚ but I wan#to enjoy my life at some point. I think I've gotten better the past year- In great part of my dearly beloved- but it's still so#deeply difficult. Interactions so commonly feel like a trap and there is the perpetual sense of being watched and monitored#I often feel like a prey animal that is cornered and my only options are to take it in fear and die or to lash out and hurt the other party#I think I'm not as mean as others in this system though LMFAO. I'm not like Roxas who once compared a friend of ours to our parents during#an argument.#<- Not to say Roxas is a bad person. He's a severely hurt and traumatized kid who kinda only knows how to lash out to protect himself#Sighs. It's complicated. I do not wish to be someone angry like Roxas or Lexi. But they actually talk back and stand up for themselves. And#the system as a whole. Whereas I fawn and take it and then wonder why I always want to kill myself 24/7#I don't really know how to speak up for myself because it really feels like every single time I do (Or just voice an opinion confidently in#a group) it goes horribly wrong and people get upset and angry with me#And then people being angry at me causes major fucking spirals because it reminds me of my mother and then I start feeling like I'm going t#be fucking berated and have a metal crate thrown at me again 😭😭😭 Or get kicked out of the car or given the silent treatment etc etc etc#Which is a me problem I need to get over my fear of people being mad at me because it's an inevitable fact of life but. Hashtag severely#traumatized and still actively being traumatized by multiple parties#And also being in my own head and existing is very fucking harmful! Being in a mind that is so aggressive and destructive... It's difficult#to just 'get over' my issues‚ you know? So whenever they come up I try to just isolate so I don't cause any issues#<- Unless it's my histrionic stuff acting up. Then I'm complaining like hell because it feels actually fucking painful to not be receiving#attention during those breakdowns#Anyways! I kinda fucking suck and hate myself right now and want to kms. But that's how I am 24/7 so whatever#tw suicide#⛪️
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@murdertramp25 replied to your post “excuse me blade, sir, drioid,maam, why are u so...”:
i stg Blade sneaks up on you like that tho!! im like 'haha yeah idk blade is okay i guess' and then i see him and im like '!!!! babey! baby boy!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!'
i'm stuck in a slow burn with all these goddamm pnjpegs and i don't know when the oh. is gonna hit this is a neverending daymare
#WHO TF OBFUSCATED THE CHAPTER COUNT ON THIS FIC#*rotating my life at various angles to try and see inside*#imagine meeting this roster of characters and instantly being assigned a Deadline of Affection Reveal#it could be months from now. it could be years. it could be never#maybe you'll actually get the reverse of a slow burn! slow... fizzle? like?? you'll actually DISLIKE this character more as time passes?#but no. no. i'm subjected to whwatever *petulant handwave* this is#if i could describe my relationship with some of the clan members as a bobbing biorhythm#where i go thru periods of increased affection followed by moments of chill armslength#and blade was like. zero interest. i was actively not looking to get involved. FOOL ME ONCE!!!!!!!!#but idk... lately... i miss him... and i laugh eevry time i see him interact with the crew#i see a blade fan pumping out fanart of him and i nod in the corner approvingly like. yes. yes. the world needs you. beloved edroid needs u#then there was the moment i was sitting in my intimacy room menu (a week ago)#looking at all the locked event SSRs and wondering which i should unlock...#i had options. almost everyone was an option. but. i chose blade...????#WHY? WHAT IS CHANGING MY BEHAVIOUR? WHY NOW??? NOW!!???! WHY???!??!???!#SNUCK UP ON ME *INDEED*#he just plays nice with everybody and that makes me smile...#just like how garu is unstoppable with the puppy charm and no clan member is immune to his friendliness#blade has a similar ability. he'll run around and get away with things that others won't because of his adorableness#it's kuya standing there. garu nuzzling him on the left. blade poking him on the right (and calling him obnoxious nicknames)#and yet neither of them are set aflame#too powerful....ly cute........#replies
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All it takes is one of the Spiderteens realizing Miguel is technically from the future and the implications of that cause like...That means they are technically older than him.
By a technicality almost every Spider-person is older than Miguel and I know he’d hate some teenagers who can’t drive, vote and still have to ask permission to go to the bathroom in school to start calling him kid or saying shit “Back in my day-” like he isn’t in his mid 30s.
#miguel gets angry and the rest of the teens ask if he needs to go to the time out corner#Peter B would be on their side and like get him to go along with it for... morale???#he just wants a picturre of Miguel standing in a shame corner#reminder he canonically doesn't know what a toaster is due to future tech#like its so funny cause you'd think hed be like I know more about your time than you#but everything so primitive that it baffles him or doesn't exist anymore.#atsv#atsv spoilers#across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse spoilers#miguel o'hara
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I'm glad someone pointed out how parenthood in mha is like, incredibly complicated lol Ochako and Izuku are currently only 25 they should be at the club
yeahhhh
#izuku should and WOULD be at the clubbbbb#listen i know japanese colleges probably aren't like french colleges but by god. he would be at the club#(i say as if I'm ever at the club but whatever. my friends r there)#ochako probably would be at the club being sad in a corner until a.beuaotfuk blonde woman passes by her nad she turns her head all shaky#and then she has a one-night stand with her or something etc etc idk#ochako cannot have a serious relationship with another blonde woman ever again uraraka#it's actually so sad that ochako doesn't go to college you don't get it I need her too. I need her shaking holding a cup of coffee at 8am#with bags under her eyes hair clipped in impossible ways#sorry I'm projecting bye#ask//#mad mha ramblings//
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I love Landoscar as a friendship and Lando as a person outside of racing too much to hate him for yesterday
#my anger towards lando's driving skills didn't hold up well against his sopping wet cat behaviour yesterday#duality of a woman who is also an oscarina and landoscarina at the same time#how do we get out of this#friendship is still very much over with mclaren formula 1 racing team#lando needs to go and stand in a corner and think about what he's done yesterday but its still nothing compared to#mclaren bottling company
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this song ain’t got no right to be scratchin’ my brain as much as it does
#and i mean that as a compliment#Seven.txt#music stuff#Warren Zeiders#Spotify#gonna start making more use of Tumblr’s features and putting the actual songs i’m obsessed with in the body of posts#instead of just talking abt them in tags. i like music and y’all r gonna Hear about it no matter how bad my taste may be#anyways i’m at an internal war over this song#half of me is like ‘it’s just one of a million Mainstream Country Songs where some white guy sings abt heartbreak. what’s so great abt it?’#but the other half of me is like ‘yeah but. ur weak to that shit. that’s ur kryptonite bitch. it’s in ur blood. we Know this.’#‘also. nice voice + country accent + he’s blaming Himself and not just the girl + 2:40-3:00 makes u go apeshit every time.’#‘Also the cover image is hot as hell and it makes u think of that shot of Boothill standing at that pool table.’#‘oh yeah And the whole damn thing is giving off Seth YuuriVoice vibes. so like. yeah’#and i nod my head in reluctant agreement like yeah ok i guess ur right. damn#anyways if anyone needs me i’ll be in the corner listening to this on loop until i make myself sick of it#hsr boothill#Seth YV#yea fuck it i’ll tag them too why not#if anyone disagrees with me pls keep it to yourself it’s just my opinion pls let me have it in peace
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