#he miscalculated

[white-flower-blooming]

Hua Cheng: Gege you were supposed to fall on my lap

Xie Lian: Sorry San Lang I miscalculated the trajectory of the fall

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Instead of Dick or Tim, Red Hood straight up goes for kidnapping Bruce Wayne and keeping him hostage just to see how desperate the birds get in trying to find him.

It’s a foolproof plan. Batman won’t blow his cover unless absolutely necessary, and “Brucie” would never know how to slip away from a crime lord of Red Hood’s caliber. It’s foolproof. It’s perfect. Jason can keep dropping hints and make threats towards the birds and watch Bruce squirm without consequences if he plays this right.

But then “Brucie” keeps begging him not to hurt his kids…

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 122

“Have you met Seal Hood?” 

Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still. 

Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.” 

Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??

“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.” 

Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.

Baby Seal Danny <3

[fandomfairyuniverse]

I love fadel so much like this man really thought having sex with style would make him leave him alone. That he got it out of their systems and everything’s fine now. But instead style is just going to be even more obsessed with him AND he is going to have a harder time resisting because he Knows. He knows what it’s like to have style. It’s not a fantasy anymore. My guy put the nail in his own coffin

[katerinaaqu]

What Modern Audience thinks: Odysseus was so brave he put himself before a friend (usually Polites) to save him from the boar and got hurt!

What Homer wrote: Yes basically my beloved genius-idiot was a little dumpass who miscalculated the boar's speed and the boar got him!

[amielot]

You Dare? >:(

Yes, Yes I do <:( ...

height differences :3

[freshfrenchtoast]

this scene was already so extra on its own but i can't get over how hinata really managed to be even more dramatic in the light novels

like ??? so you admit it? you were saving your "first time" for kageyama because you wanted it to be special?

[or-did-i-dont-didnt-send-it]

Fun fact: McLaren have scored 1102 points from 2021 to the first half of 2024.

Fun fact: 152 of those are Danny Ric. 264 of those are Oscar Piastri. 686 of those are Lando Norris, that’s well over half.

Fun fact: Lando had a 130 point advantage across ‘21-‘22 and has a 140 point advantage across ‘23-‘24 thus far.

Thank you and goodnight.

[stingrachelmha]

All for One has an additional request of Aoyama as he infiltrates UA. Will Aoyama be able to navigate stealing his target’s heart… without having his own stolen in the process??

Welcome to my honeypot AU 🐝

[ratwars]

I srsly cannot stop thinking about this panel. How long has Fyodor been trying to get to Atsushi? The shit with telling Shibusawa about him, the stuff with the bounty, the three way phone call with Agatha and Fitzgerald, him fucking with the Moby Dick as well. It also makes me wonder too because there had to have been a way to just scoop him up waaaaay earlier. But instead he has done so much and created this absolutely apocalyptic scenario, pushed him to the brink, and THEN showed up, with imo very intentional body language and presentation. The running thread in the background of this entire series so far was Fyodor stalking Atsushi and now they are face to face finally.

[weidli]

the good lord ain't bringing me home

[thelaurenshippen]

the way that silver said "I will stand here with you an hour, a day, a year" to flint and "I will wait a day, a month, a year, forever" to madi....I'm sick to my stomach. who is doing unhinged devotion like this man

[pianokantzart]

In Mario sequel I want one of the brothers to jump into the other's arms Scooby-Doo style in response to a threat. As a treat.

Ooh! Ooh! This happened in the concept art actually!!!

GOD I need to see this in the sequel

[sunnyupsidedown]

It’s so fascinating to know that this is the version where Jean lived because you can see the parts where his life could have ended in his flashbacks and in the current narrative. Like if Abby left the pills, if Jean made it back to Evermore, if Wymack didn’t threaten Tetsuji to back off, and so on. Nora is really dragging this boy forward to a happy ending

[nyssasatelier]

Epic animatic update :

I'm still suffering

I kind of hate this actually

[trappedinacomputer]

So..

Bad used a fire res potion to get down to where he's mining underneath lava...

He did not bring another fire res potion with him..

His fire res ran out..