#he means BUSSINESS
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Right cavendish show him who is the real pretty boy of the arena
#law's plans never go right.... poor man...#also poor nami chopper brook and momo lmao.... facing doflamingo... oof#NAMI!!! ELECTROCUTE THAT MAN!!!#SANJI!!!!!!!!!! KICK THAT MAN INTO OBLIVION#nami asking for help.... you know things are hard when#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 654#sanji heard a woman's tears again and flipped... mingo it's OVER for you#nami is always the one to witness the horrors.... it never fails....#oh sanji has two jambas diablas now...#NAMI ELECTROCUTE HIM!!!!#its gotta be so funny watching one piece while being French and just hear sanji say fried chiken spectrum... like what#like gigantesco mano is accurate but fried chicken??? wtf does that do#LAW CUT HIM IN HALF!!!!#nami calling themselves the swirly brow pirates.... girl YOU are number 3 not sanji!!! people forget that!!!! idc who fights more!!!#those are the tangerine pirates now. to me.#law having not one but TWO hostages... they are going to start piling up bodies anytime now#he means BUSSINESS#episode 655#i cant stop watching the episodes are so good and so full of stuff...... you know.....#law should do shambles with mingo and one of the fishes and call it a day. literally who has a brain as big as mine. that is a fucking move#the sound sanji made when violet touches his hand 😭😭😭😭 HEEEeeeh#so bartolomeo who cant even talk to zoro needs to talk to luffy.....#episode 656#'it's a long story....''it doesn't matter then' lmaoo#if i were luffy i would haki knock out that big man... who is going to know....#OHHHHHH THE OTHER WOMAN GLADIATOR!!!! I <3 FEMINISM!!!!!! ACILIA QUEEN!!!!#luffy getting reminded of grey terminal by dressrosa..... yeah.....#episode 657
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I was feeling like a bit of slightly-angsty isolation this thursday, so...
AU where, instead of a double transmigration happening, RokSoo transmigrated to ogCale's body, but ogCale was put into a newly made double of his body and confined into a dimension pocket.
And just, no one knows about it and he can't get out until certain conditions are reached. For example: that someone finally gets rid of WS.
Luckily for him, RokSoo and company are rather fast to kill the white star. It only took them two years, way better than in his previous timeline.
Although, those are still two years in which og!Cale, the 40-year-old war soldier turned an 18-year-old time-traveler, had to spend trapped in that place. Completely alone except for the occasional god checking on him, and a few animals a god had the kindness to let for him. (It was Loki, but no one is going to call him out).
Og!Cale is a person who loves easily and deeply but, contrary to his true nature, someone who lived through decades without deep boundaries to gave him feedback. Whether it was during the war that took everyone he knew from him, or before that, with the family he choose to stay at distance and love them from the side-lines. He lived so long without feeling genuine care, making any emotional bond that isn't one-sided, that he's hungry for them.
Being in the past, where everyone he loves hadn't died yet, where they will live, and being so close— just a dimensional door away, really— but not being able to see them, hear them, nor even talk to them... It hurts.
He's happy and so, so glad. They're alive. They can laugh and eat and breath again— and, someday, he will see them again. Even if they don't know how to act with him and is uncomfortable. Even if, most probably, they don't know he's not there and don't miss him, he will see them again.
So, yeah, he's fine with this situation. He accepted this.
That doesn't mean that the waiting doesn't suck. He, a freedom loving person, trapped in the godly version of a safehouse. Most of the days it's only he, his thoughts and the ridiculous massive library Athena managed to fit in here. And his friends, the animals, of course.
Inside of that lonely place, of course, Cale gets attached to the animals that are by his side everyday. He was already an animal lover, to begin with. The little guys who just go through their lives being absolutely adorable and are more loyal than most people around... How can he not love them?
Besides, Athanasia, the griffin, gives the best cuddles he has ever had.
He gets used, eventually. It's not like he never had lived in a big house where the only beings around wouldn't speak more than three words to him. (Well, at least the animals try to talk with him. He just needed to learn what they mean.)
And Cale can do whatever he wants here. If he wants to play the violin or paint, do acrobatics or keep his training, he can just do it. There's no need to hide. No need to restrain himself.
There's no one here to get sad at her memories. No one to spread rumors about 'skills' or 'talents'. No one to turn his interests into weapons against his own family by comparing Bassen to him.
Eventually, it feels like a different kind of freedom here.
—And then he gets out.
#so he has to stay there until the things with ws finish#he's so bored and trying not to have bad thoughts#so he keeps himself bussy with anything he can think of#the library? he read it thrice already#he plays with every single of the animals there#he teaches the parrot to sing and give sassy remarks#he plays catch the ball with the griffin#and fake fights with the fenrir#he also talks with them all the time as if he could understand them and the gods don't know if he's joking or not#except loki. he knows the truth#he tried every single hobby that he could think of at least once#kept some of them but he's never doing pottery ever again#too much mud under his fingers. his brain and og!cale himself didn't like it#krs!cale is gonna be jealous that someone else got the chance to live his slacker life#while he was running around dealing with terrorists#but og!cale had had enough isolation for a life time (hah)#the god of death is going to be in some deep shit once they find out#og!cale probably would try to explain that#no. it was not kidnapping. i accepted this#“i mean. being trapped in a dimensional pocket where you can lose track of the time easily is not that fun#but it wasn't that bad either. I had animals with me"#and accidentally make it worst#though they get distracted when og!cale presents his pets to the children and mary#og!cale henituse#og cale#og cale henituse#og!cale#athanasia the griffin#she's baby and could kill a man with a single paw#but she most likely won't
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Kinda random idea I got but I made a discord for myself to organize the fic writing and I love it SJSJDH should've made one sooner
ANYWAYS- the idea is a human au with kinda falling in love Mareach, and preggy Mario and supportive family and a sprinkling of whatever ship I can think for Luigi (as a treat only bc he can perfectly stay single, I'm not sure about that part yet HSJSH)
POINT IS that Mario's preggy and stuff and their aunt bring in pastries from a patisserie she stumbles across (Peach's Patisserie!!) and since then Mario has been craving the pastries from there, and by chance he's close to the place and goes there and meets Peach, the most beautiful and sweet woman he has seen and whatnot AND and then he keeps going there, one bc the pastries are *chef kiss* and also because he likes to go see Peach and waa 😭
I'm still brainstorming the details and stuff in the channel and it's gonna be called You Bake My Heart Go Warm like that valentines thing bc it's a cute phrase and also why not HSJHS
ALSO there's Daisy ofc and the Mario family goes regularly to buy stuff for all of them but especially Mario and they meet Peach, who's always asking about how Mario and his baby are doing and stuff and it becomes clear that the 'princess' likes Mario but Mario's like ?? I'm gonna have a baby how's she gonna like me?
Bc he's like 25 and Peach's 24 and they're both young and why would that woman want to date him if he's about to have a baby soon 😭 whatever, Peach does like Mario, and Mario clearly likes Peach too, so maybe Daisy and Luigi do something to help the idiots date idk JSJSHD
Also there's the Mario getting stuff ready for when his baby is born and the family is like being really supportive and stuff despite the initial surprise bc he's way too young in their opinion and all (and also they know he no longer is dating that guy from the construction work, the job they left supposedly, so there's that too HSJSSH)
Still writing the ideas but I feel like I'm getting somewhere HSJSH just wanted to share it whwh
#my fics#mareach#ALSO Mario got a shitty ex (spike??) who like breaks up with him upon learning about the baby and Marios like heartbroken and not only that-#bv spike fires him adn Luigi and Marios guilty as hell for dragging his bro down and Luigis nothing but a sweetheart with him and comfort#but then Mario puts all the effort in doing their bussiness bc that means they can control their times better#and hes gonna need that once he has the baby and stuff#and WAA#im excited bc i think is coming alright#also mario family being supportive 10/10 also theres the dad and Mario where theyre like#idk working on the being a dissapointment and stuff (and that hes orgnant he feels even more like he disappointed his dad😭)#*pregnant#sorry im writing like shit but im excited JSJSHS
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????? like my ribs and sternum???????
#dude's not English so I'm not roasting too hard#but the wording of this is *wild*#like I know he *means* my bussy but it *sounds* like he wants to skin me 😬
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NOT OUR BORDERLINE DEADBEAT OF A FATHER THREATENING TO CUT US OFF IF WE WONT SHOW HIM OUR COLLEGE GRADES AFTER WE QUIT COLLEGE CAUSE IT MADE US WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE AYISHDAGHJQWREFGY?????
#canções do rei#and lets just emphasize he did not pay a single cent for college tuition or tutoring or transportation#he bought us one calculator we already gave back cause we dont need it anymore#in fact he has invested nothing into our education all throughout the years#even before he and mom divorced#so like#empty ass fucking threats#he buys us gifts which like yeah#he is our dad but we are not involving him in our education since all he wanted us to us to have good grades so he can get bragging rights#and never help in anyway way with money even tho he has way more money that we ever had and left our mom broke when they separated#we dont think he has any right to claim any sort of involvement in our education and if we cut him off it will mean nothing other than#like less gifts but we can live with that who give a shit?#and no more data on our phone but whatever#like thats not shit we need at all so unless he coughs up the money for all our education he has no bussiness with our grades#or tbh? with anything related to schooling not what school we go to or what subjects were taking like all he wants is bragging rights#and we refuse to give him that he was a neglectful bitch and he will die alone
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guys we HAVE to be normal about the bruins claiming a goalie off waivers
#there's more to the goalie situation than just re-signing sway#bussi will be sent down to the ahl at some point and he will have to clear waivers#and he probably wont tbh#so this signing just adds more depth through providence once we figure out the sway situation#i highly doubt it means much regarding sways still unsigned contract#hockey tag
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My partner has agreed to watch the sign, I genuinely cannot wait
#i mean im excited to see what nonsense he talks about#coming from the man that calls bad buddy bad bussy#hes also watched theory of love#its a fun time#ive made him watch a couple now#the sign#the sign the series
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Baba chan ..... everyones like hes so small and soft .. who woulda thunk .....
#Yakuza liveplay#and saejimas heart breaking when hes hearing ahbohut babas backstory from oshima#hes like :pleading_face: oh . poor kid ...#also the word they translated to 'kid' seems to be 'nii-chan'#which is yeah kind of a cutesy way to refer to some dude on the street ive seen it used as a taunt...#but like in a friendly way too .. like calling a guy bussy i mean buddy god damnit
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remy after 30 seconds of talking to bussy: "something very homosexual just happened to me"
#I love that we randomly became gay (more gay I mean)#to be fair I was snickering and chanting 'gay sex! gay sex!' when henry was about to ask for quelus and bussy to embrace#spext#la dame de monsoreau 1998 is unironically so much fun so far#domogorov was BUILT to play these kinds of characters he does it so effortlessly and it's very Sexy of him
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Koala: well sabo and luffy helped
Dragon: so how's robin
#it's bc sabo talked about him but in my head he doesnt even want to hear about luffy bc of repression and regret....#teach has already a fifth division??????? omg#FUCKING BLACKBEAFD PERVERDES EVERUTHING#episode 754#BURGESS SNEAKED INTO BALTIGO???? NOOOOOOOO#luffy isn't looking for bettles.... strike one#luffy is hanging from the trees like a monkey.... home run#OH MY GOD DIEEE!!!!! NO!!!!!!!#i am so angry this is so bad#buggy city ajdhajdhak#oh he started a mercenary bussiness... buggy hustler.... buggy entrepreneur#hajrudin omg#i love how the animal paintings all struggle to live lmao#lomeo lmaooo i mean yes#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 753#luffy cheering on the dragon ahdjahds#did i say i love when robin is strange and off putting#the dragon wants to finish this so he can curl up and die lmao#usipp giving him a name and everything.... ryuunosuke#'robin help' 'cheers man'#robin crying and everything omg ahdkahdks#law watching all this go down ahdjahdka#zoro just wears a blue shirt when its time to explore the jungle or what.... thats his blue jungle exploring shirt#and why tf did law set zou as a meeting point with his crew.... wasnt there a simplest island jesus christ#is that dog(?) girl wering namis bikini??? am i tripping#omg did they ✂️ .....#YES USOPP NOTICED AHDJAHDKAJSLW#THEY STOLE HER DRIP!!!!!
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This fucking man i love him so much
DYLAN O'BRIEN Reads Thirst Tweets
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my brother's pretty funny, cause he's about as straight as it gets, but he does try to make an effort to understand lgbt stuff. One time he very earnestly asked if he should stop calling ppl cocksucker in case it was homophobic lol
#One time we were watching a movie and i made a joke about an actor putting his whole pussy into a role and he went ''you mean bussy''#Still reeling from that jdjdjjdsj
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How dare my brother's boyfriend say I have a smokers laugh
#hes not wrong#But that's mean#rose talks#<3#girlblogging#HOW ARE THEY JUST ALL CONTEMPLATING LIKE DOES SHE SMOKE#the answer is yes#Yes I do#But that's none of your wee bussiness#ros talks
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I have a feeling that Happy Anniversary by Dixon Dallas is gonna end up on my 2024 wrap up😅
#i unironically love this album…..#very much so#do you 30 minutes to listen to a gay country album??#please don’t be turned off by the use of the word ‘bussy’ in Good Lookin’#he posted it as a meme and then when people said ‘I’d love gay country musicm he said ‘bet’ and f150 is so good#I mean Good Lookin is also good it just feels a little meme cause of bussy but ya know…. I still love it
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do you think he knows what bussy means
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i drew comics of me ocs.
the barbie movie event
the twilight movie event
bonus kitties
if u want their pronouns/names. in order of appearance, left to right;
TBME;
blue (he/him), medic (he/him), batter (it/its), assistant (they/them), pyro (they/them).
TTME;
medic (he/him), pyro (they/them), assistant (they/them) again, and. idk the twilight cast sorry. edward effer/vescent or something
kitties;
ballsack (he/doesnt know gender due to being a cat go crazy), clair (he/him), pussy (she/doesnt know what gender is either. she wont care)
#digital art#ms paint#oc art#ocs#comic#a little treat for the twilighters our there#no none of the people in the first two comics have names yet#its all placeholders? always has been.#i mean#except for the twilight characters#but those arent mine so#and yes that freakazoid clair actually named his cats that. theres a third one called bussy schlong but he has fur so i couldnt include him#although tbf#ballsack and pussy also have some fur... they arent completely hairless#hes also french#i hate him
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