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Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭
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#literally none of them but I guess 'I don't believe in the supernatural so I'll fuck with this shit dw' is one#qna
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
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#you learn something new everyday like how awesome it is to be in the majority of people who don't hurl in the shower#that sounds absolutely awful#you poor sons of bitches :[#qna
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and then you get fucked by a mummy and sand comes out of his pinas
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does anyone know what the hell that is or why its in my house
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I love small town grindr. Looking for fun at the haunted abandoned building
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if you were a true bat at hornets nest warrior you would not need to announce it. the post itself should demonstrate the strength of your swing
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been selling spells on etsy lately. $50 a pop and i just send the customer a photo of a burnt candle. thank you mentally ill women 🙏🙏🙏
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I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those
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