#he looks so yummy and textured

[beeh0rnz]

He’s been on the mind lately 🌱

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[tails-is-cool]

just watched the amazing digital circus and honestly i get the jax hype he's very gender

[esthercore]

Genshin Men & Their cum ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

The 3 am horny strikes again | HSR Version

Albedo - Oh, quite controversial if I may. It's a bit chalky, not in taste, taste is just fine but in texture. A bit grainy, with a consistency on the thinner side. Even the color is bit too translucent. Definitely something that take to time to grow on your, if you're picky with textures like me. Maybe try and compare his cum with his clone's for scientific purposes...

Al Haitham - It's...cum flavored, but the taste is a bit amplified, strong. And it's thick and globby too. The scholar isn't a big fan of jerking off, since it's too much work and too unproductive, so full balls just for you <3

Ayato - The taste is quite pleasant, fresh, and smooth in texture. It falls in the can't complain category, it isn't the best, but there is also no bad features, though the quantity is a bit low due to constant work stress.

Baizhu - Same as blade, his body is working overtime, and his health is fucked, it's very thin, but don't tell him, it break his poor heart.

Childe - Thick thick, really like seeing you struggle to swallow his load, patting your head as you choke a bit. It takes just fine, though leans a bit on the bitter side.

Diluc - Sweet and delicious! Grape fruit really do wonders, he easily top in the taste specter. The consistency is average not to thick or thin, and quite a pleasurable amount. Nice and warm, thick gooey cum.

Itto - The taste is slightly addictive, and metallic. Also has some thick globs. It's quite distinguishable if you ask me. Perhaps a hit or miss for some people, but you should definitely give it a taste, especially for that shy grin he pulls, quite pleased with your actions.

Kazuha - He has the a healthy amount globs in between, the taste, the texture, the amount all are satisying. Especially the way he refuses to look you in the eyes, getting all shy after you swallow.

Kaeya - The most amount in Tevyat, and the best texture, and he sure as hell knows it. Gets so smug at your cock drunk face, a bit of his cum dripping down your neck, a bit spilled on the

Neuvilette - Fresh, like water from a mountain lake, very cold too, so good on a hot summer evening. Plus this man is a 500 year old virgin so you get a glorious amount. The only downise is the consistendy running on a bit thinner side.

Thoma - It's cum, plane, basic, average everything. Unless you're talking about his flustered expression, as you lap up his cum, that's a solid 10/10

Wriothesley - Another one that likes to see you choke trying to swallow, he loves the humiliating aspect, calling you names while tenderly petting you. His cum itself is pretty normal but makes up with the foreplay. Loves bukkakke.

Zhongli - Thick and creamy, taste sweet too! He gets so shy when you swallow, he's to old and modest for this, so grandpa's pulse immediately go haywire.

Bonus!!!

Dottore - Thick and the amount is in excess. He's so perverse during the foreplay, intentionally making sure to drench you, making you open your mouth and inspect it after you swallowed, and making you lick the cum you spilled on the floor

Capitano - The best overall in Tevyat, thickest, most yummy, the most amount, yet he's modest regarding everything. He simply likes you doing your own stuff, and indugle yourself in him. Will pet your head when you swallow, happy you're enjoying yourself. Maybe give you some sweet pecks if you tell him, his cum is the best.

(Reminder, Genshin is a fictional game, hence the unrealistic descriptons. If i missed any of your favs, which i probably did, just tell me and i do a part 2.)

[bones4thecats]

Hi! hello! It is I, 👪 anon 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

I saw your requests were open and I saw that you write for some characters who I particularly adore (but see very little writing for (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)) so when I saw them on the character list I was like (⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠0⁠*⁠)⁠ﾉ Heck yeah! \(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)/

So, may I request Fellow Honest, Gidel, and Ruggie befriending a reader who bakes for a living and likes to treat them with baked pastries, pies, and other assorted treats. They even pay attention to what flavours and textures that they appear to prefer, and tailor their treats to their preference (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

I hope you have a lovely day! I'm sending good vibes your way, and they're not gonna stop (muahaha (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧)

Their S/O Being A Professional Baker

Characters: Fellow Honest, Gidel and Ruggie Requester: 👪Anon A/N: Hello again 👪Anon! I love your ideas when it comes to requests! As you guys should know when looking at my character list, you'd see that Gidel is one of the platonic only characters, so there is no romance insinuated in his part! Also, this is significantly shorter than other pieces. ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Stage In Playful Land Event ⚠️

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»»——————————-　   Fellow Honest　  ——————————-««

🦊 Fellow Honest, much like any other fox beastman, has a special kind of pasty that he can stand. His kind is not a large fan of chili peppers and garlic when it comes to certain foods

🦊 So most spicy things are off the table

🦊 But, if you were to bake him something with berries like blueberries or raspberries or even something with apples or grapes, he would fall head-over-heels for you. No doubt

🦊 When you first gave him and Gidel two pies, one fitting Fellow's taste or berries and the other fitting Gidel's of having a fishy-tang, he gave you an actual honest smile before kissing your forehead and helping Gidel settle himself at a table in your small bakery in the carnival

What do you think of Baker! Reader?

"I love their pies. They taste absolutely amazing, especially when they make a tiny fox-shaped figures on the tops!"

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»»—————————————-　Gidel　—————————————-««

🔨 Much like with Fellow Honest, as a beastman, Gidel has limitations in what he can eat wholeheartedly. Not saying that he'd die, but he'd get quite the stomach ache

🔨 These foods that upset him, such as mustard and chocolate, are things that Fellow Honest warns you not to put in his foods. And thankfully for both of them, you listen well

🔨 But, he does have a passion for when you make him desserts with cooked fish or even bananas, he gives you so many hugs and cute gifts that he either finds or makes

What do you think of Baker! Reader?

"They're yummy!" He writes

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»»——————————-　 Ruggie Bucchi 　——————————-««

🍩 Unlike most beastmen, Ruggie's sub-kind, which is a hyena, doesn't have any real threat to his system when it comes to food. Unless he ate something such as plastic, which is highly unlikely

🍩 He's smarter than that

🍩 Anyways, as his favorite foods are donuts, he loves it whenever he comes by your dorm and finds that you baked some yummy meat-pie themed donuts and even some cute berry-cupcakes

🍩 He also has a penchant for grabbing some of your pastries behind your back. He can't help that they're so delicious!

What do you think of Baker! Reader?

"I have only have five words to answer that. Their treats are the bomb. And if you disagree with that, then your taste buds have obviously given up on life and you have no taste."

[arminsumi]

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒꒱ park fling

TOJI x f.reader

Overview; Toji met you at the park and just had to take you back to his car to show you a good time

Content; smut, dilf + tattooed Toji

Warnings; 🔞 mdni, smut, implied milk dad behavior (poor Megumi sorry m'boy)

Kinks; public sex (park), light breeding kink, hookup sex, implied age gap (20s ~ 30s), taking off condom (implied mutually consensual), creampie, car sex, dirty talk, a brief use of pns 'daddy' and 'good girl'

A/N; srry just eyerolling for toji so bad lately thought i'd squeeze out some more yummy content 💕

He was just someone you met at the park one day. All you knew about him was that he had a son and previously they were on a picnic together, catching up on life like they so rarely do.

It was the holidays. An especially bright sun cursed the summer sky, you constantly kept your hand held to the crown of your head to shade your squinting eyes from the harsh sun rays.

That tall, brooding man crossed your line of sight and immediately snapped up your attention. The way his tight black T-shirt defined his muscular physique made you clench your thighs together tightly. And when he spoke to you? You batted your eyes like crazy and gave him a cheeky, horny smile.

His greasy black hair reminded you of the bad boys you used to crush on back in high school. His bold tattoos were just the cherry on top. Speaking of cherries... he was clearly very interested in yours. "Wanna go someplace quieter?" he asked.

That deep, rolling voice of his went straight to the center of your brain, reverberated in your chest and travelled down south between your thighs, which he knew you were rubbing together because of him. He was sorely aware of the effect he had on girls like you.

After sending his son off down the block to the store for some lame, made-up excuse, Toji took you to his black, pretty Porsche and eagerly squeezed himself inside your needy, wet pussy as you sat pretty on his lap in the driver's seat. He angled your body so that he could get as deep as possible, and you happily let his calloused hands explore your body.

He let out handsome, deep groans while his nasty cock squeezed in and out of your pussyhole. The way he meanly rolled his hips up and roughly squeezed the crease of your hips made you feel like you were his toy — his newfound favorite, his pretty little fleshlight. Those snake green eyes narrowed in pleasure, cockhead skillfully bullying against your G-spot each time he plunged inside.

The condom bothered the two of you so much that you told him to just get rid of it already, so he peeled it off his cock. Sinking inside you raw sent him straight to heaven. And you? You could barely keep a coherent thought in your head. You could feel the texture of his cock, each kink and curve, and the angry veins that decorated his shaft.

He fucked you so good that you just threw your head back in bliss and voiced every bad girl desire in it.

" 'm gonna cum!" you cried, clawing at his meaty biceps. The pleasure was so good you rolled your eyes back and made a face like a pornstar, it made Toji chuckle.

"Cummin' f'me?"

"Mhm! 'm gonna cum, 'm gonna — ahhh, cumminggg!" you squealed, feeling your hole tighten up so much that you really felt the shape of his cock. It had a curve to it that just absolutely drove your pussy nuts.

"Aw, look at you." Toji cooed against your face, admiring your slutty expression as you orgasmed. "Daddy's gonna cum too, 'wanna take it inside like a good girl? Get that pretty pussy knocked up? Hm?"

You nodded and replied with such a frantic "Yes! Yes please! Knock me up!" that he chuckled. It felt so good to cum knowing that you wanted to get knocked up by him; this total stranger who you let rail you in his car even though you talked to him for only two hours, this daddy who already had a son. But hell, he didn't mind having another kid if it came from someone as cute as you.

He barely managed to get any words out before he came. "Ah — fuuuck, 'take it, take it all." he growled lowly in your ear. You felt him throbbing and pulsing, broad chest heaving; for a moment it felt like he was never gonna catch his breath again.

Stilling with an erotic groan, he kept a firm hold on your hips as if he was gonna go in for another round because, truthfully, it just felt too good to throw in the towel yet. Creamy white liquid dribbled out of your little loosened up hole.

Meanwhile, his son returned to find his dad not where he left him, so he scratched the back of his head and rung up his dad's phone. "Dad, where you at? Just up and fucking vanished again?" he sighed sarcastically.

Toji slipped himself out of you with a little pop sound. "Stay put, I'm coming back." he told Megumi.

Aw, he must have really cared about his son, because he drove back to the park to meet him. Of course, not without hastily stuffing another creampie up inside your hole and putting his number in your contacts.

[a-twistedheartslonging]

Nonhuman AU Trey

Ironically this baker is a type of cinnamon bear, but you wouldn't be able to tell since like his siblings he inherited his dad's green fur, though he is a lighter shade. It's more obvious if you take a look at his mother.

Said siblings climb around on everything, including Trey himself. He likes swinging them around when they hang onto his strong arms and... would be willing to do the same for you if asked.

He’s taller and has more muscle than his human counterpart, but also a bit more squish. Has some very thick dark claws, and human hands with some dark padding on the palm and fingertips. He has a little tail that isn't that noticeable given its size. Sharp teeth and noticeable canines.

Very interested in your little dull human teeth and small mouth.

Fur is fluffy and he has a lot of it. Arms, legs chest, underarms, floof happy trail, above his tail and the same shade of green as his hair. Now bear fur texture is shaggy and thick, but unlike regular bears whose fur is rough, dirty looking, and stiff due to dirt, leaves, tree sap, and old food, Trey takes very good care of his fur so it's great for burying your face in. Similar to other beasts he can and will use it to lure you in for cuddles and to give him scritches.

Like dogs, bears lose some of their soft, dense insulating underfur as well as some of their coarse outer guard hairs when temperatures climb. By late summer, they can look quite scruffy. However, as the weather cools and they layer on fat for hibernation, their underfur and guard hairs grow back. He is very not pleased when his fur gets scruffy in those hot months and how much he ends up shedding. Don’t worry, it won’t get in the goodies he bakes, in a world full of magic where the majority of the population are types of fur-having beasts, they know how to make sure everything stays sanitary. 

He very much appreciates you helping with brushing him out and unlike certain other guys, isn't a tsundere about asking, of course, he offers something yummy in return and will insist even if you say you're just fine with helping him out. It's totally because he just wants to pay you back and not because he wants to show off how good his baking skills are and how he can keep you fed.

Tbh even before you start dating you might end up gaining a pound or two because of him.

He’s too domesticated to hibernate but isn't opposed to taking naps when he can and can sleep pretty hard...unfortunately certain members of his dorm like to cause trouble and he ends up getting disturbed often.

Poor tired bear waking up all of a sudden and fur a mess because AceDeuce broke something and now Riddle is screaming.

The guy likes puns and dad jokes so if you think he isn't going to make any bear ones you're wrong.

Bear hugs. Human Trey already gives those warm comforting hugs, but bear beastman Trey? You will never feel more warm and secure in a hug. He smells like baked goods and has a comforting underlying musk. Loves how big and protective holding you makes him feel, you can't see it with your face smooched into his chest, but he has a very self-satisfied look on his face if you say anything about feeling safe with him.

Please scratch his back for him, his fur is thick, and it's hard to reach. You might even catch him doing this when he thinks no one is looking. He makes funny noises when you find a good spot. Is perfectly fine lying down with you sitting on his back and going to town on him with those nibble little monkey hands.

Speaking of noises, bears make a lot of them, and I don't just mean the growls they're known for.

Grunts are often used by mother bears to communicate with their cubs and can signal to cubs to climb trees for safety or to follow her. Now unlike regular male bears, bear beastmen are involved with their kids and do the same thing. Though admittedly Trey has a habit of doing this with you and his siblings when something goes down, though he doesn't expect you to climb up a tree, just get behind him. Though he can easily get you up there himself if need be.

Huffing is a warning to get away, teeth clicking is a warning but also a fear/stress response, and similar to humans, bears whimper when they are in distress or fear. It’s a sound that indicates submission or vulnerability. Hmm getting him to whimper because of submission though...

Adorably they snort when surprised or experiencing mild alarm but also when investigating a new scent or object. It makes me want to try sneaking up on him so he does it but I'm sure those adorable ears would hear me before I have the chance.

But also...Trey unintentionally does it the first time he gives the cute new human some sniff sniffs.

Bear mating strategies vary by species/breeds, with some relying on scent-marking and vocalizations to attract mates, while others engage in physical displays of strength and dominance. Male bears may engage in fierce battles with rivals for the opportunity to mate with a female.

Trey isn't the type to act outright aggressively but he's not against using his stature to intimidate and to be a sneak to get between you and the other guys. He's good at always finding an excuse. Needs you for taste testing, being his little helper for baking, or helping with the mountain of tasks he has on his plate as Riddles right pawed man.

Female bears are pretty selective with mates, size, and strength are two big parts of attraction for them, so he's going to keep finding ways to show off his strength and draw attention to how much bigger he is than you. Catch this guy carrying around huge sacks of flour like it's nothing and playfully teasing you when you try and fail to lift a bag.

...Trey really likes teasing you. Oh, the feelings it gives him when you look up at him all flustered or even all huffy from his comments. He can't help but want to see how far he can take it, but he needs to keep a level head. Can get pretty horny grip about it though.

Regular bears follow females to assess their receptiveness, regularly sniffing areas where the female has sat and the female herself when possible. Couples often play and rest together during courtship. They also engage in various pre-mating rituals, such as nuzzling, and pawing at each other. 

...no, he isn't going to sniff your seat like some weirdo. I mean, yeah, giving some sniff sniffs is acceptable in this society but not to that extent. He gonna sniff the hoodie you borrowed tho. You're totally going to get sniffed during hugs or when he's looming. He gets growly when his trailing after you/interactions gets interrupted, especially when the territorial part of his brain kicks in and certain other guys are nearby.

Oh, he has so much fun playfully chasing you around. Especially when he catches you, wrapping his arms around you before lifting you into the air...maybe giving your shoulder a little nibble if he's feeling extra playful. Don't worry, he knows how to be gentle with his teeth.

Don't expect to outrun him though, a bear can run 35mp and catch a horse.

The guy is great for napping and resting on and will encourage you to do so. He's going to want to turn your room in Ramshackle into a proper den for you two to rest and be away from the others.

Bear mating and junk info below. ⬇️

Mating season begins in May and lasts until early July. Mating mainly occurs during June.

Brown bears, American black bears, Asiatic black bears, sloth bears, giant pandas, polar bears, and spectacled bears all generally breed between spring and early summer.

A male bear recognizes an estrous female by her scent. He then walks behind her, shadowing her movements like he has a laser sight affixed to her rump. It’s certainly not uncommon to see a male following a female for hours and hours, he is biding his time until she's willing. Now I'm not saying he's going to stalk you but he's sure as hell going to want to stick close, especially if you have a mating scent...and pay a lot of attention to your butt. God, forbid you sit on his lap or bend over in front of him. As much as he enjoys the view, he's going to make sure to block it from others, just another reason for wanting to stick close to your back.

Male testosterone levels peak, not coincidentally, in June as well so he's definitely going to start getting some of that strong musk during that time.

Outside of the mating season, male bears pose real threats to smaller females (sometimes, albeit very rarely, killing them) so the close, persistent proximity of a large male is usually alarming at first. Eventually, hormones and habituation to the male overcome her initial trepidation.

With the bear beastmen females/the one the male is interested in don't need to worry as much about that, but Trey is def going to do a lot to show you that he's safe for you to be around and that you can be comfortable around him, he's very good at it too.

Alright so...bears have a penis bone, along with certain primates, rodents, shrews, hedgehogs, dogs, walruses, seals, sea lions, and raccoons.

It allows him to stay hard for longer, though with regular bears the actual mating process is typically brief, lasting only a few minutes, but can occur multiple times over a few hours or several days.

After mating some males have been shown to make intense tongue-clicking vocalizations and prevent the female from leaving, perhaps to give his sperm time to fertilize her eggs before she met another male. I'm picturing Trey getting pretty clingy after sex and using his great aftercare and cuddle skills to keep you from leaving and making that noise when you try to get up to use the bathroom.

[glamatron3000]

The Unofficial Malto Family Cookbook

I was inspired by the longing of @ihatebrainstorm for Alex's cooking to do a deep dive into just what Earthspark's best dad was making, so here it is! The Unofficial Malto Family Cookbook!

Just a note, I am in no way familiar with Filipino cooking (I mostly cook American, European, and Japanese-inspired food in my day to day) but I'd like to think I am a skilled practitioner of Google-Fu, so here's what I was able to find!

These dishes were either shown or mentioned, sometimes both, in season 1 and the first half of season 2. I believe I got them all, but I did pan through the episodes pretty quickly, so let me know if I missed any!

Embutido

First up is the main dish from episode 1, which already sent me on an adventure trying to identify because it was never named. After poking around a few Filipino recipe sites I managed to identify it as embutido, which is described as a Filipino meatloaf. Dot mentions that it is her favorite dish.

Lumpia

The side dish of Dot's celebratory new job meal is lumpia, Filipino egg rolls! This dish appears regularly in the Malto family's meals, seen twice again in the first half of season 2.

Pandesal

Okay, so technically this is probably just a store-bought dinner roll, but why not try to find if there's a Filipino recipe it could be? Our boy Alex seems like the type of guy to pull out all the stops when it comes to feeding his family. The closest I could find is pandesal to round out our episode 1 meal.

Breakfast Burrito

In episode 2, we see Robbie lure Alex out to the barn with a picnic of breakfast burritos. Now surely there's also a Filipino style recipe for this, yes? Yes!

Longganisa

In episode 3, we see Alex frying up a pan of sausage for breakfast. Could be store bought, but it's also possible that it's a traditional Filipino pork sausage called longganisa.

Tortang

Here's our first one that was only mentioned and not shown. In episode 4, Alex tries twice to coax Bee into frying tortillas with his stingers. At first I thought he meant just regular flour or corn tortillas, but the way he was talking made it sound like a main dish and not just an ingredient. So after a bit of digging I found a dish called tortang, which is sometimes referred to as tortilla from what I can gather (citation needed -- I am a dumb American). Unlike the sort of tortilla you would use in a wrap or burrito, this dish is closer to an omelet. Those with more knowledge of Filipino cooking please feel free to correct me if I got this wrong.

Bibingka

Another only mentioned in episode 4, this is the dish Robbie would have picked to have for dinner for a week if he'd won the weekly chore race. Of course a child would pick a sweet dessert for dinner if he could.

Spam Steak

Okay, this was another mystery for me, particularly because of the way everything is stylized in the show. In episode 5, we see Alex frying up another breakfast food. I thought maybe it was a kind of french toast, but the browning texture didn't look quite right for that. So I browsed through the breakfast section of the recipe website I've been using and the closest I've found is this crispy spam steak recipe. Apparently spam is pretty popular in the Philippines, so it's possible! Again, if anyone more knowledgeable has another option, please correct me.

Snickerdoodles

In episode 7, Alex makes bagged lunches for Mo and Robbie's first day at school. While we don't know what's in those lunches, Alex did mention that he included his homemade snickerdoodles. Snickerdoodles originate from Dutch/German immigrants who settled in New England, and since there's a lot of Dutch/German heritage in Pennsylvania where the Maltos live, I'm fairly confident this is something Alex picked up in America. But just for fun, I did find an interesting Filipino/Mexican-inspired variant of this classic cookie, so you get a two for one deal with this one!

Unfortunately, Tumblr won't let me post more in a single post, so the rest will have to be in a Part 2 reblog!

[asliceofzosan]

because i woke up today still thinking of zosan's baby girl, here are some stuff about it that are now my roman empire:

none. i repeat NONE OF THESE STRAW HATS know how to hold a baby. sanji figured it out due to dormant maternal instincts alone. and more than half the time he has to yell at everyone to not hold her up by the calf or the ankles ("i'm looking at you luffy please for the love of the all blue do NOT gum gum whip her around like a toy—")

unlike both her dads, ayari is actually being extremely picky with food in the beginning. she hates certain textures and cries like its the end of the world when her baby food isn't heated to the right temperature. funnily enough, one of the few times she ate something she didn't want is if chopper is next to her eating the same thing and telling her its yummy. dw none of the baby food goes to waste. they're all re-used somehow in the week's menu. or zoro just ends up eating it.

ussop made a lil wrap around cloth for ayari so that sanji could cook while carrying her hands free. or zoro could have her strapped onto his back and nap while he does pushups.

robin could be seen reading books to ayari when both zoro and sanji are out cold and exhausted from being first time parents. one or both of them would wake up to find robin telling little ayari histories of the islands they visit, or the countries they've saved. she tones down some of the darker elements until she's old enough to grasp it. ayari grows up with auntie robin's love of wanting to know the world.

nami started doing her makeup with ayari on her lap. she shows all the different little products to her, letting her touch her brushes and everything. nami even "does ayari's makeup" too aka she just tickles her face with the brushes and pretends to put makeup on her so she feels like she's doing it too. when she's a little older, ayari asks sanji to join them and more often than not, sanji is making lunch with a full face of makeup done by ayari.

ayari's teething toy is a little plastic mouth sword. zoro is infinitely happy about it.

in the beginning, sanji tried to take up most of the parental responsibilities up until the point that he got too sick to even stand. he was stressed and exhausted beyond belief, actually pushing zoro away a lot. but when he collapses one day sporting a fever that was highly too reminiscent of when nami was sick after little garden, it scares him enough to finally seek zoro out for help.

and its not like zoro has not Tried to take the load off. its just that sanji was still fighting all his repressed feelings for zoro and this undue pressure hes put on himself to become a better parent than judge ever was to him. that he could raise this child with love and attention and devotion, completely forgetting that hes not the only parent.

zoro and sanji have a heartfelt talk about how the wish that was granted on that island was a blessing beyond belief. that theres a reason ayari looks like both of them. that she takes after both of them.

they both wished for this child in the deepest depths of their hearts. they wanted not just to be together but to have someone that grows up loved by them. cared for by them. not a restart or a replacement for a lost loved one like they first thought it was. but a child who sees them — zoro and sanji — and will one day wish to have a love like theirs.

oh also "luffy" is ayari's first word because zoro and sanji say it so often to stop their captain from doing dangerous shit while he's holding her. in line with that, her second word is "stop" so the first sentence she ever says is "luffy stop!"

the crew are hysterical over it. sanji stares into the void bc he wished for ayari's first word to be "dada"

he settles with the little joy of her fourth word being "marimo"

because her third word was "curly" (something he nearly strangled zoro for)

[whimsicalpolitical]

matty forbidden romance secret sex hand over mouth yummy yummy

18+ mdni

“I think I need to teach you some manners eventually,” he groans, “can’t just behave like a slut all the time.”

Your fingers scratches on the oval mirror in front of you, desperate to get some sort of hold for some balance. There is no feeling in your hips anymore, the ramming against the edge of the sink now irrelevant. All you can think about is the man behind you, who has you bend over, both hands under your jaw, holding onto you like it is the only thing he is made to do.

The sounds in the bathroom consists of the echoes of your skins clashing together, decorated with panting and moaning and the occasional filth coming out of Matty’s mouth here and there.

“Had to just drag me out of the wedding f’ our best mate,” he tuts, “just so you can get fucked. That’s what you wanted, wasn’t it?”

"Mhm." You moan out. A hand of yours reach to get a grip on his wrist, your nails digging into his rough skin to cope with the pain that feels so good.

“Can’t I get a proper ‘yes’ from you?” He mocks, grunting out the words as he travels a hand of his to where your lower back meets your ass, clutching the skin as if it was the only thing worth holding on to in life. “That too much to ask?”

You know it will leave bruises; gosh you hope it will leave bruises. Matty leaving his marks all over you, showing the world that you are his; yes. That is what you want.

“Matty-“

The heels you decided to wear are starting to give in now. A foot of yours slips further out, forcing Matty to squat a bit to adjust to the lowered height. The change of angle forces out a high-pitched moan out of you, his cock now hitting a spot that had yet been untouched tonight.

“Be quiet,” he grits, “d’you want someone to find us like that? To see how much ‘f a bitch you are for me?”

Out of sudden Matty stops his thrusts, snickering at the whiny noises you are making, and replaces his rough pace with soft rolls of his hips.

"You need to deal with the consequences, love. You can’t be as loud here.” He purrs into your ear, his chest now leaning on your back, the texture of the sweaty skin tickling your skin. “Understand?”

You nod as fast as possible to get the reward of his fast pace again.

Matty taps your cheek with his finger, “want you to speak up, darling, can’t just not talk.”

“Yes, I can be quiet.”

"Please." You whine, not knowing what you are asking for yourself. All you can do is reach your palm behind you to caress his face, silently begging him to do anything; just something.

Matty hums at your gesture, finding it amusing. He turns his face into your hand, placing a single kiss there. "What, my darling? Can’t read your mind, you know.”

"Matty.."

"Hm?" He keeps rolling his hips in the same motion as before, clearly enjoying the way you are struggling to form words. When there still is no answer from you except for more panting, he moves his hand back to your face, tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear before tracing a finger around your lips.

Without thinking you open your mouth slightly, allowing his finger in. Immediately your lips wrap around his thick finger, sucking on the skin of him.

"Look at you." Matty mumbles, admiring your motions in the mirror, looking into your eyes through it. "Such a filthy girl. Can't even talk but smart enough to do as she's told."

You bite you lips at his words you arch your back even further, urging him to get back to fucking you the way you want.

He picks up on your needs, lets out another low chuckle, and stands up straight, both of his hands now resting on your ass as he pounds into you.

You can’t help it. You tried biting your lip, but the moan that’s escaping is louder than anything he’s ever heard.

“Fuckin’ are you serious?” He grits, his hand shooting up to your mouth, “I give you what you want and you can’t even shut your mouth for one minute?”

It’s ironic for him and matty can’t help but let out a laugh, “just need my help a bit, yeah? Don’t worry, love, I’ve got you.”

He doesn’t stop his pace and keeps slamming into you, one hand gripping your hips as the other keeps you quiet.

"Y’Love my cock so much," Matty brags, knowing exactly what kind of an effect he has on you. With a harsh flick of his wrist, he delivers a spank to your ass, gripping the exact spot he just hit. "That’s it, love. Fuckin’ love your body so much, love your filthy mouth even more but right now you can’t be loud.”

"Mhm,” you hum around his hand, eyes rolling to the back of your head.

“Clever girl,” he hums.

You’re getting closer and you want to obey Matty and make him happy so one of your hands comes over his to hold his hand even tighter around your mouth.

“Fuckin’ hell,” he groans as he feels you clench around him multiple times- a sign that you’re close. “here, give me your other hand.”

He hastily pulls your hand to your clit before gripping your hips again, his rhythm steadier when he has a hold on you.

You rub your bud in slow circles, whining as much as you can.

“I know,” he hums, “would do it myself f’ you weren’t such a needy girl.”

“Now come with me, love. Let me have it.”

That’s all it takes before you're coming on matty’s dick. You think you may scream, biting down way too hard on your lip. Matty’s not far behind, cock giving one final jerk before he's painting your insides with his warm come. He sinks his teeth into the meat of your shoulder in an attempt to stifle his groans as he comes. He doesn't stop thrusting, letting each of you ride out your orgasms. only just as it gets to be a little too much does he stop.

Matty stays with his sweaty forehead pressed to your shoulder for a few beats, breathing heavily as he comes down from draining his balls so deep in your guts. Slowly, he removes his hand from your mouth.

When he looks into the mirror he sees your bloody bottom lip and he curses once before grabbing a paper towel.

“Oh, darling,” he smiles, “don’t hurt yourself.”

You hum, enjoying the feeling of his warm hand grabbing your chin while the other taps the blood from your lips.

“Is it alright if you fix your dress while I leave first,” he asks, searching for any displeasure, “don’t wanna be suspicious.”

You nod, “sure.”

Matty cups your cheek and presses his lips to your forehead, “you’re an amazing one,” he praises, “s’ there any chance I can sneak into your room tonight? Even f’ it’s just for a cuddle?”

“I’d love that,” you giggle.

“Alright, perfect. I’ll see you out there then.”

[emmyrosee]

Since I don't know Chifuyu that well - would he be freaked out by weird period cravings? I like to eat sweet with savory so eating really intensely flavored cheese with jam is an absolute must... or having pickled herring as well as chocolate mousse for breakfast... what do you think he'd do if he woke up to you eating that?

Omg chifuyu my beloved-

Okay so. There’s nothing you could do to, or around this man to make him be weirded out by you. There is no craving, no hobby, no bodily function that could drive him away from you.

And if he comes into the kitchen in the morning and sees you chowing down on chocolate mousse with Doritos dipped in it, pickled herring right next to it and lemonade in a cup for sipping, he merely smiles, presses a kiss to your head and asks you how you’re feeling.

“Hey baby,” he whispers, voice raspy from the morning. “How’s the grub?”

“Shoooooo good,” you hum, voice muffled from your cheeks being filled.

Hes extremely open to getting you your late night cravings, more than down to take you anywhere and everywhere to satisfy you’re cravings. You literally go through this every month- the LEAST he could do is get you gummy worms and iced coffee when you ask

But these open thoughts slowly come to a halt when you ask him to try your period craving foods.

You grab him by the wrist and guide him to the kitchen, and he feels his heart spike. He winces as you plop him in front of the counter, rubbing your hands together and presenting him with a grilled cheese with frosted corn flakes and Cheetos on it.

“Uh…”

“Baby, it’s so good,” you assure, blinking up at him. “Like, the smell alone is making my mouth water.”

“So why don’t you eat-“

“Okay,” you interrupt, grabbing the sandwich and taking a bite. Your eyes close happily at the taste, and you hum in delight, while Chifuyu’s eyes merely widen in surprised. He’d… honestly thought you were joking. “Here,” you say, one hand covering your mouthful of food, the other passing him the sandwich. “Just try it, baby.”

He chuckles and takes the sandwich from you, “you’re uh… real creative with the food combos, aren’t you?” You smile and nod, and he sighs as he takes a bite.

The assortment of textures is more than plenty to put fear back into him- between the sweetness of the corn flake and the crunch of a Cheeto, his teeth come down, and he pauses.

You laugh.

You’re cruel.

He decides to finish chomping down on his bite, trying to ignore the taste and focus on making you happy. Hands toss down the sandwich before bracing himself against the countertop.

Cheese and corn flake will haunt his dreams tonight, but that’s another situation for a different time.

For now, you’re watching with excited eyes as he manages to swallow the bite of sandwich, wincing softly before shuddering. He clears his throat, “that’s… a lot of textures.”

You press a kiss to his cheek, “you’re such a good sport,” you assure, only to then take a small, playful bite of his cheek.

He snickers, “hey. No eating the husband.”

“But you’re soooo yummy,” you tease.

He tosses an arm around you, “I know, but I can’t be having to explain the bite marks to the boys again.”

You pout. He looks you up and down.

“Okay,” he surrenders. “Maybe a few bites.”

[rylem33]

It Isn't All Bad

Danny had been thinking about that fortune teller all day. “Big changes ahead, huh?” He chuckled, confident she must have meant the promotion he was hoping for at work. But halfway through the day, a strange itch started at his chest.

He scratched at it absentmindedly, but it didn’t go away. Then his scalp started itching too. His reflection in the bathroom mirror showed nothing out of the ordinary, but by the time he left work, something strange happened: his body hair fell out entirely, and the hair on his head started growing longer, almost unnaturally fast. He ran his fingers through it, bewildered by the new length and silky texture.

“What the hell…” Danny muttered, tugging at his shirt as it suddenly felt tighter across his chest.

By the time he got home, it was worse. His pants had grown painfully tight around his hips and butt, and there was a new curve to them, one that definitely hadn’t been there before.

When he finally got his pants off, his boxers weren’t much better. His hips had broadened so much that they pressed into the waistband uncomfortably. Danny groaned and sat on the bed, overwhelmed. His whole body was changing—slenderer waist, softer skin, and a heaviness in his chest that was too much to ignore.

“What’s happening to me?” he whispered. His voice sounded different, softer, higher-pitched.

By the time he stumbled into the bathroom again, his reflection was unrecognizable. His shoulders had narrowed, his chest was now undeniably feminine, and his face was softer. Wide eyes stared back at him, framed by long lashes and full lips that belonged to a woman. His fingers touched the smooth, now hairless skin. He barely recognized the person in the mirror.

The next morning, Danny was gone. Dani woke up, her body fully transformed. She looked down at her delicate hands, the slim, toned legs, and the unmistakable curves of her hips. I’m… a woman.

A knock on her bedroom door startled her. It was Joey, her roommate. “Hey, Danny? You up? Wanna grab breakfast?”

Dani’s heart raced. How was she going to explain this? She opened the door slowly. Joey’s eyes widened in shock as they traveled over her transformed body.

“Whoa,” Joey whispered. Then a slow, almost goofy smile spread across his face. “Sorry, I didn’t know Danny had a friend over.”

“Hey, I’m Dani,” she managed to say, almost teasingly. “Breakfast sounds yummy.”

“Well… uh, Dani…huh…same name,” Joey stammered, staring at her body. “Okay, we’ll bring something back for Danny when he wakes up.”

A strange warmth spread throughout her body. Maybe this isn’t all bad, she thought. Joey was kinda cute, after all.

Dani smiled, biting her lip.  “Yeah, he’s not himself this morning.”

[crustycrackhead]

Swampcat but the fic I can’t fucking write but I’m throwing the idea to the tank of sharks— I need to like clean it up but this is a very barebones sketch lol— also I think it would be slay if Kremy has reading glasses (old man)

*I sit a round table full of papers, it’s frantic, it’s crazy (normal), I sound desperate as I describe the scenes to you*

Go under here for my crazy

First lil encounter to me where they start piquing each other’s interests… you picking up what I’m putting down?

Somethign somethign, they usually do their paperwork, accounting, tax fraud in complete silence. It’s both of their quiet time, it’s a welcomed bliss because the rest of the party is pretty loud. ADHD AUTISM BODY DOUBLING MOMENT OKAY!!!

Okay anyway, I think from what I picked up, they’re both pretty competent at handling money and numbers. (Good at math, Frost would be really into theoretical mathematicals while Kremy is more applied maths core. This is all headcanon lol). FUCK IM BAD AT SUMMARIZING SHIT BYT ANYWAYS—

Eventually during their wordless agreement, they begrudgingly let each other check each other’s work, looking for errors and proofreading shit. Mutual respect (THIS IS LIKE SEX TO ME). Blah blah blah, you’re prolly getting tired of me rambling BUT UR IN MY LION’S DEN AND YOU MUST SIT AND LISTEN TO ME!!! 🫵🫵🫵

Frost leans in as he looks over Kremy’s paperwork (this is the sexiest thing to me okay), the fur from his cheek rubs against Kremy’s scales of his neck. I think texture wise, it’s like autism heaven bruh. They’re each other’s stimboard. THAT’S THE DYNAMIC I LIKE MMM YUMMY. It just feels nice to be in each other’s presence, fur against scales, cool against warmth, thermodynamic equilibrium.

Have a Drabble meow ⬇️

————

There’s a tension in the air so thick he could’ve cut it with a knife, and the offer from Frost still rings in Kremy’s head. The lizardfolk almost felt dizzy even thinking about it.

“I can amend that”

Frost’s words repeated in his head, voice deeper than usual. It was such a vague offer but Kremy knew what laced those words, he saw the hunger in that tiger’s eyes. He might just take up his offer, the thrill of it made his spine shiver.

———-

Like imagine that, lien taht, that’s the flavor, the thrill in the anticipation of it! THEY’RE FREAKSSASA !!!!! FREAKSSSS

[yuutaguro]

hey, how are you? i love your art! i am just learning how to use procreate, and i was wondering what brushes or canvas do you use to get the paper effect when you’re drawing? sorry, i hope you don’t mind me asking. thank you. ☺️

hehe well i’m gonna do a basic comprehensive tutorial on my drawing process and general guidelines i follow when doing art (hope you dont mind im using ur ask), i’ll start with my process first

brushes i use:

lineart: “ink bleed” brush that comes preprogrammed in procreate

coloring/texture: maxpacks watercolor set (while in the pricy range, ive been using it for years and i think its a worthy investment, he also has sales occasionally)

for sketching: HB pencil that comes with procreate but you can use whatever

so my lineart, i typically duplicate my original layer, “color fill” the new layer with a dark red (or any dark color of ur choice), gaussian blur it @ 3% and set it to multiply and that just gives it some depth (for this piece i actually copied my dark red lineart and adjusted the opacity to make it a little darker so there’s 3 layers in total here)

now on to COLORING, i start off with a solid bright color (usually one that goes with the general palette you’d like to use, i wanted something warm so i went with a pink base)

create a new layer and thats where the colors come in, i typically do a rough estimate of the colors i want to use at this point, cause they can be adjusted later in the “color balance” setting under “adjustments” once you have your coloring done (this is all on one layer)

now my SECRET is i use the WASH GRAINY brush as an ERASER and lightly go over my color layer so the pink base comes through a little and unifies the colors and gives it that yummy texture. sometimes i erase the base color too for a little more texture but thats not necessary for every single drawing. once i erase enough, i go to “color balance” adjustment tool and mess with the hues till i get the result i want.

after that i create a multiply layer and with my WASH GRAINY brush i do shadows/face rendering. and with this piece specifically i did an add layer to simulate sunlight on them (i do extra layers at my own discretion, so have fun with it :)

as a final cherry on top i create another multiply layer, fill it with white and then set a noise filter on it @ 17% (dont ask why that number it just works for me lmao) and thats it!

if i need to clarify anything dont hesitate to ask! like i said we dont gatekeep here

and some general tips: dont over-articulate your drawing, cause i find the more i fuss with details the more stiff my drawings look, so i suggest being a little more loose with lineart/sketching and dont sweat the small stuff

same goes for coloring, the more simplistic your shapes are the more cohesive ur drawing will look

another coloring tip: if you’re having trouble with ur drawings looking “muddy” i recommend starting off with a black and white render so you can get a handle on your values before you worry about hue (i do this with my more rendered portraits but i find it helps you focus on the depth of your drawing)

[kiwiplaetzchen]

"... and so I present to you: *The Lavender Soap Gummies*!"

William finally takes a napkin off a small bowl he was holding in his hand during his presentation. He was waving it around in front of Nosy but was never still enough for the niffler to grab onto it and spoil the surprise before time.

Of course, the prefect didn't actually make the sweets, no. He scoured a number of locations in Hogsmeade until one of the smaller confectionery shops on the outskirts of the village agreed to produce a small experimental batch of lavender scented chewy sweets. The confectioner was rather surprised by some aspects of the request. Namely, making the gummies feel as if you're biting into a bar of soap (in case Nosy liked it for the texture).

Of course, the recipe still has some room for improvement but for now one bowl of the gummies is enough to see if the niffler likes them at all. Will holds it in front of Nosy as an offering it is. Hopefully, he'll like the candy more and stops stealing Will's soaps...

Nosy squinted his eyes as William unveiled the mysterious bowl. His little paws twitched in anticipation, eager to pounce on whatever delight was hidden beneath the napkin. The Niffler's snout twitched in intrigue. This was new. As the pretty Prefect extended the bowl towards him, the little menace puffed out his chest and stood tall on his hind legs, giving a proud and somewhat exaggerated squeak. A worthy offering for a connoisseur like him!

He stretched his tiny paws, eager wiggling his fingers. With a determined squeak, Nosy made a quick dash and snatched a gummy from the bowl before Will could even react. Holding it up triumphantly, he examined it closely. The faint scent of lavender tickled his nose, a familiar yet unexpected aroma coming from a candy.

It looked innocent enough, with its soft, translucent lavender hue, but Nosy knew better than to trust appearances. He glanced up at the redhead with a cheeky glint in his eye, as if to say, "Is this your attempt to outsmart me, Mama Dearest?"

The Niffler took a small, tentative nibble. The gummy squished between his teeth, releasing a burst of lavender flavour that mingled strangely with the familiar texture of soap. His little nose wrinkled in surprise and delight. It was oddly satisfying.

With a cheeky grin, Nosy grabbed another gummy, and then another, and another, (and another), stuffing his little cheeks like a chipmunk. He shot Will a smug glance, as if to say, "Looks like you've earned yourself a temporary truce. Well done!"

Nosy let out a delighted honk, his approval clear, and scampered up to the Prefect’s shoulder, patting his cheek with an appreciative paw. Maybe, just maybe, he'll leave Will's soaps alone.

For today.

But only because these gummies are simply yummy.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

headcanons of Y/N helping Jason learn to cook (or well, improve his cooking skills)

Jason, for a very long time at the start of your relationship, did not want you to know that he can't cook. He can make anything sweet just fine, and so he would always make you deliciously sweet things, in the hopes that you would just never discover that whenever he tries to make regular food it comes out tasting like someone is trying to poison you. Of course, despite his best efforts you ended up discovering his inability to cook things, having walked in on one of his attempted cooking sessions in which he was trying to make something delicious for his often fearful taste testers LJ and Candy. After even just smelling the horror that was his failed homemade cooking, you had offered to try and teach him yourself.

He had been nervous to accept for a few reasons, the first being he didn't want to embarrass himself and/or disappoint you, and the second being that he had always insisted he had to learn how to do it himself. He had never asked for help in learning before, and his pride was getting in the way, but with how eager you seemed about the idea of teaching him, he didn't have the heart to say no. You take it slow, teaching him things like knife skills, and basic food safety stuff, to always keep his workspace tidy, and he absorbs all of that information well. It's... When you actually start trying to cook that he, well... Really goes off the rails. Jason seems to have convinced himself that he adds improv to everything and his own twist, that it'll come out even better because it has his wonderful signature flare, which is why everything comes out so inedible. 

Whenever you turn your back for a second, his natural chaos kicks in. You tell him to gently stir something about twenty times, and he's basically whipping it like egg yolks, going extremely fast and rough, which all but destroys whatever he was trying to be gentle with. You tell him to just watch the pot while you go get a drink, and he's adding like a cup of salt and tablespoons upon tablespoons of various spices to try and jazz up the flavor. At one point he thought it would be smart to add two cups of flour to an omelet that very much could not handle that much flour, along with some cajun seasoning and extra salt, and despite all of that and it being the grossest textured omelet you've ever seen, I hate to say that was the most edible thing so far. You always end up lecturing him and telling him that stuff isn't necessary, and he feels awful but something in him just can't help it.

Eventually, with you never removing your eyes from him for even a second, you're able to get him to start following directions. He still overdoes things a little bit (stirring a bit too long, browning a little too much, adding a bit more seasoning than needed), but his food is starting to at the very least look edible. When he offers it up to LJ and Candy (Jason refused to let you try anything that could be less than perfect), they confirm it is edible, but not really tasty. It doesn't make them want to die or violently throw up for hours though, so he considers it a success. You get him to a point where things aren't really yummy, but they don't make people want to leave the room as soon as they smell it. That's all for naught, though, because once he's cooking alone again he reverts right back to his old ways with nobody there to stop him. It's humorous to watch, especially when he gives you that flustered, shameful look full of self-disappointment, but in time I think you could get him to a somewhat stable, decent level of cooking. Maybe in a year or two. He's very apologetic and sorry, and will always spoil you afterward for putting up with him. 

[rednleafff]

Butterfly yokais

So they are still in the work - B U T I wanted to share their traits and backgrounds a little bit to clarify some parts of Yummi’s story :)

The butterfly start as a caterpillars they are all in different shades of green yellow teal, some grow hair like, but unlike human hair- it’s textur is like their skin, smooth (and not in one piece but several locks of “hair”) some don’t, it’s not effecting anything later on.

They stay in the state until the cocoon stage that can begin around 12-19 years old, usually the yokai will start feeling weak, tired and will eat a lot before hand.

Important to note that they don’t have any mystic abilities so far - and more like a regular human with 4 arms eheh

(- side note, 4 arms only appears in a full butterfly yokai, so a mix child will have only 2 arms. Rare to see a half blood child with 4 arms)

 The cocoon stage can last from 3 months to a full year. If someone interrupts this process, the yokai will probably die or will come out very veryyyy weak. So it’s very important to protect the cocoon :>



(This design may change later on, and the gray scale is only for show and. It a legit coloring for a yokai)

Once the butterfly emerge , he will be gifted a mystic ability based on the color of their wings.

If one has several colors, the poll of possible mystic ability grows BUT it’s also dependents of the amount of colors on the wings. For example!!

This butterfly has a higher chance to get the “blue ability” then an “orange/yellow (they are the same one) ability”

The difference colors ability are still in progress but for now we have:

Blue - future vision

Orange/yellow - past vision

Gray/brown - camouflage/shapeshifters

White - ???

Green - ???

Red - ???

Pink - Yummi is the first “pink butterfly” and for now I’m keeping it a secret (BUT it is related to the blue ability a little bit)

I’m still working on it :)

(Old design)

Because of Yummi’s - special conditions (she’s a mix of a butterfly, Kraangand a human) her caterpillar stage looked like a human, and her cocoon stage was about 3-4 months (which is a whole other story for a different day) and her “butterfly form” is more similar to the Kraang dog thingy-

For now at least- I am re designing her a bit by bit :)

And if you think the cocoon stage looks a lot like this- you’re not mistaken >:)

The butterfly yokais are one of the most ancient yoaki’s, and also it’s beloved that they also have interacted with the Kraang back when they first came to earth and after their creation.