#he literally gave birth to her idc

[recny]

*judging in sync*

[kfeinf-29jcdei]

I figured out a thing and now I just feel like dora the explorer. No real accomplishment but my own dance with my own backpack THAT I MADE DANCE WITH ME and a fox who steals enough to have a felony. Congratulations, you sing your own songs now too. No help unless we click on your destination for you. Kinda racist, isn't it? Why can't she have a friend with no criminal activity regularly and one more friend that's a person or animal and not her own possessions. YIKES that's evil. That's an only child too, man she's gotta have a shitty home life where is her mother and shit?

Anyway. It's a weird thing I had to like look up the entirety without finishing or going too far into detail to preserve time, world war 2 and then the cold war a little bit. I had no idea Stalin was so horrible he just killed anyone even like the men he used to kill like he wasn't even Hitler, he just gave less than the fucks Hitler had from his drugs and shit. That's my personal opinion people are BAT SHIT on a mission with continuous use of less than he did regularly or can be anyway. So, how is it Christianity and THE VATICAN BEING PUT AWAY ALONE AS A LITERAL LIKE SEPARATE ENTITY. OUT OF COUNTRY ANYONE OF THEM. JUST A FUCKING. ONLY. A. RELIGIOUS. ENTITY.

THOSE CREEPY CREEPS DID STUFF BACK THEN AND LEMME TELL YOU. I know a person who knows how those people operate with like secret secrets secretly hidden in the place that was forgotten by God and remembered by a dead guy who personally knew Jesus. Just by not talking about it. Over time, yes, they're men who wanted their way. With what he told me, I went hold on Stalin separated the Vatican and all. So LOOK AT US. MURICA, MAKE THEM BABIES CUZ POOR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN POOR OVER AND OVER WOOHOO THE RIGHT KIND OF (this is too inflammatory and opinionated but I think most minorities) THAT DIDN'T HAVE A VICTUM MIND SET MY DADDY DON'T LIKE ARE RAISIN BABIES AND FUCKIN LIKE RABBITS YEEEEEHOOOOO.

Like....if it made no sense to keep demonizing the people who aren't like so called church approved gay trans native what have you, why not figure out what God says? NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HAS BEEN TOLD BY GOD GAYS TRANSGENDERS AND ALL THE REST aren't accepted at the human level. When is it anywhere? I mean, I always hoped and wished I'd see this in person. Because "Wait, you didn't hear the good news about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?" Virgin birth or not, um he ended a lot of people's involvement with Judaism IDC if he was human or an immortal being whatever. They listened to him teach and preserved the message.

Here's what I was made to understand, personally. sodom and gomorrah, the wrath of the divine being we know as God wasn't men having sex with adult men. Men who were raised into homophobic lives went batshit crazy, and it was normal to have children work and what not. Guess what happened? They were somehow (the ones committing pedophilia of course) being overcome with the whatever it is that causes men to rape as a result of a power trip. Then they went well this is a small human, and I have this now and it's better than what they did have or could have. Children in sexual servitude? Oh level the city to the ground and turn who looks at it into useless BS that has no value and won't even stay standing. So how did we get away from that? Idk the Catholics have the methods of prayer the most spot on of them and Christianity idk about Judaism at all. The rest are close in their own ways, but ITS OLD MEN KEEPIN OLD MENS SECRETS AND THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW. THEY PROBABLY BELIEVE REALLY REALLY HARD IN STUFF.

If there's a God just fucking put whatever telepathy everyone found out about in all the nationalism funded research that all of the big countries I believe had something of. We had MK ultra! We still have shit tons of regular people just regular ole people who can do that shit just once in a while boom I did this drug I see you and sucks cause I'm getting all that info out somewhere. God bless who has the ability to communicate it. IM PRAYING FOR THE GROUP OF LITERAL PSYCHOPATHIC DEAD MENS BULLSHIT COMING OFF OF THE RELATIONSHIP THAT THE WORLD HAS WITH RELIGION. I know America is big and loud with these abortion restrictions. If I get pregnant fuck it idgaf who it was he fucking raped me, and I was going through torture. Jail time? Good, keep me with their dicks in jail instead anyway. Look at my logic there, with a few people on my side out loud I'd have instant ignorant support. If women literally just got the ability to restrict access to sexual intercourse like as a sudden attack we could mind fucks them into their own hell or prison after prison.

Maybe if religious bullshit is talked about....maybe this will have nothing to hurt the perpetuating politicians and officials and the whole supreme court at least who went yeah we can do this evil thing...dun dun, or just a little. Let it fizzle out and give up or till the bitter endz make history and be remembered as a random power money and more power hungry asshole with no repercussions or accountability. We will see! Oh, it only keeps going the way you want so long. We get away with a lot with our own people from any government level. It's like a unintentional motivation I think. They're gonna have these people either missing from history or another "THIS WAS ALMOST ANOTHER SLAVERY. FOR A LITTLE BIT IT WAS. LOOK AT THE AFFECTED PEOPLE! SHAME SHAME SHAME DONT SPEAK THEIR NAMES OUT LOUD EW."

I can only repeat it so many times. Maybe God will help, never know. Good big giant clear cut in all languages maybe even sign anyone and anything can see and go "oh good people are all people." Could happen. It'd be cool without the prophet going through the whole entire Bible type thing. I mean why was all of the old testament like....Noah had something to do with Jesus right? I don't remember. What was that? Why? It was a sadists story. God did a thing he never does too like wow ok, kill the girl children, you didn't! Good, I was wrong. UM NO. God made all the breathing things and the plants. No capacity for it. Who else was in there talking? Wtf? They didn't even keep a dinosaur that was small. So we have no mention anyhow. Like I have more opinions but they're too much of a thing you wanna stab a bigger version of church.

Also, if witchcraft is not good what are the Catholics doing on TV? Look up Norse pagans, find the deity Freya okay. Animals, she loves the animals it's tame and you can't deny it! Find me a simple little bit of a cleansing routine with one. Thing. To. Cleanse. With. Compare it to all the smoking shit and the hand motions and the oils and all of it. Sir, you're wearing stuff women were burned for dancing in around fire in Salem and doing LESS. What. Is. This. Shit.

[taamistuffbox]

criminal minds review (season 1 - 4)

Short criminal mind review by me!!

warning: spoilers n bad english (sorry tengo 2 horas de sueño)

season 1 - 6/10

Solid season but the weakest so far imo. The team dynamic is charming but the characters by themselves are a bit shallow. I got the impression it was like a big pilot season.

fav episodes:

1x06 L.D.S.K. - The "i was aiming for his leg" bit is one of the few things i remember from cm when i watched on axn

1x09 Derailed - A break from the usual progression of the episodes also i love greenaway .

season 2 - 10/10

I finished this season in like 2 working days idc!! Elle departure broke my heart. She will be missed but uhhg!! The character development is just chef kiss. I was HOOKED to the screen.

fav episodes:

2x5 Aftermath - May not be the best of the season but ELLE DID NOTHING WRONG!! and that's a hill I'm willing to die on.

2x11 Sex, Birth, Death - I felt so bad for the kiddo. it's so tragic to see him struggle with his mental health. I loved the empathetic take they decided to give it. The end was just raw.

2x12 Profiler, Profiled - I would die for morgan. My heart was shattered in a million pieces watching this. It left me wanting for more morgan-centric episodes. I love his character but sometimes he gets outshined. Not this time!!! the acting was amazing!! Such an intense episode... (I am a sucker for the "hard in the outside-soft on the inside" type of character)

2x15 Revelations - There was no reason to put this episode so soon after profiler, profiled, my poor heart could not take it. Again, spectacular performances!! ofc the episode was heavily focused on Spencer but they did not forget about the rest of the cast. JJ trauma and internal conflict and the crash she had with Morgan!! and the END!! good episode that impacted the rest of the series (on a side note - I would have loved they developed more on spencers addiction but I get why they probably didn't)

season 3 - 9/10

I fell in love with Prentiss!! I was a little bit worried she was going to be Elle 2.0 but I was thankfully wrong. Rossi is great too. they both have great chemistry with the team. it continues with the quality of season 2, however, some of the cases started to feel biiiit repetitive (officially tired of unsubs with "DID")

fav episodes:

3x5 Seven seconds - Interesting plot and great suspense, it deviates from the usual gory stuff and is just pure desperation instead.

3x8 Lucky - MORE MORGAN DEVELOPMENT!!! my poor sweet boy, i have too religious trauma... ik Morgan meant his best when talking to Garcia but i would have shot him if i was her lol. i honestly thought they were about to pull the jealous card for a minute, i was wrong... (sadly). Also freakyy episode. Loved the cannibalism + religious imagery combo

3x9 Penelope - Garcia is one of my faves characters, she is soo cool. finally, they gave her her well-deserved episode. It is impossible to not love her. Garcia and Morgan are dating in my head. I just don't get why the producers don't make them official already!!! cowards!!

3x20 Lo-Fi - Insanly tense, with many twists. I like when they fucked up the initial profile, it feels more realistic overall. Hotch is at his peak here, as well as JJ. Loveee her relationship with Will. INSANE cliffhanger.

season 4 - 10/10

I loved how Garcia appeared more and more. Half of the time she makes the most work. Improves the great work of season 3 but has more interesting cases.

4x3 Memoriam - The dream plot device is a bit cliche and overused, to be honest. This is not the exception. That aside, Spencer's interaction with his family (especially his dad) was so engaging! very emotional

4x16 Pleasure is my business - Aside from that one dude at the end, the unsub did nothing wrong! free my girl. Great plot, great execution. Funny how the literal killer does not seem half as evil as a group of lawyers.

4x17 Demonogy - Great episode, love the aesthetics. More religious episodes, please...? Prentiss is sooo good in this one. Loved her. The music at the end felt super random tho?? lol

4x17 Omnivore - Great twist. Twist in cm are a hit or miss: they are either super obvious or come out of nothing. (not the caseee) Great pacing too. This season did a great job making Hotch a more interesting character.

4x24 Amplification - I had a 2001 anthrax attack hyperfixation in the past so this episode scratched something in my brain.

4x26 ...and Back - Such a crude episode. A reminder that sometimes even if you do everything as you are supposed to, you cant stop certain things from happening. On another note, I am so thankful I am just now watching every criminal mind episode in order, if I had to suffer that ending i would have lost my heart. I now know Hotch obviously does not die but after all the attention he got in this season i would 100% have believed they killed him fr.

[canthandlethishit]

cheap poorly written chinese novels are so funky and unintentionally comedic

“[name]’s crane was so realistically folded and lively”

A PAPER CRANE????? REALISTIC???? LIVELY???

bitch in what world like idc how neatly and whatever god-tier origami skills bro got, [name] made his crane that he learned how to since elementary’s arts&crafts so aint no fucking way does this

looks “lively” 😭

another funny thing, yk how novels give characters like sad angsty backstories? so the MC died starving and freezing under a bridge homeless after being neglected and evicted by his adoptive parents (who started neglecting him since they managed to birth a baby boy a year after adopting mans). he transmitted to this novel world into a body even weaker than his previous life’s and its rapidly decaying and he’s terminally ill and is going to die in over a year’s time, he cares about the feeling of the people around him so he’s been hiding his symptoms and suffering in silence as spasms of sharp pain emerges frequently (its so painful whenever these happen bro literally collapses) and he’s distancing from everyone he cares about (in this novel world) since he doesn’t want their feelings hurt when they find out his eventual impending doom (he’s planned to run away and die quietly where no one knows him, despite being an absolute sweetheart, a caring boy who like making friends etc etc) like he’s actively avoid making friends

the ML is hated and neglected by his parents, rich people things yk when money and inheritance comes first, and his mother had another child before him with another man. she love his half brother but despises him. the story given for his past? idk if the author ran out of ideas or sth but to perfectly illustrate the pain and suffering the ML suffered from his mother’s unfairness is a anecdote of how when the ML was young the mother brought him and his half brother out and bought tang hulu (candied fruit on a skewer) but only gave his half brother one and none for him 😔

BRO THERE WAS SO MANY MORE EXAMPLES YOU COULDVE GIVEN AND THE WAY THE ANECDOTE WAS TOLD WAS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS 💀💀💀 it wasnt a misunderstood “daddy why did you eat my fries” kind of childhood trauma memory its my mum bought brother a candy and not me girl that whats traumatic and not her literally dissing and verbally abusing you (even now when ML is a grown man)

anyways 5/10 story, sorry author prolly really desperate (this the type of cheap novels you shit out daily chapters for and get paid peanuts by the web and to meet its kpi) this was poorly planned & written and maybe they should look for another job cuz ain’t nothing makes sense here and i cant even find the english version of this story so prolly no one translated it 💀

[sleepysnk]

we all needed this, especially right now with the current events in the manga. i love Jean and he has always been a favorite character of mine, he deserves a happy ending 😔💗. enjoy these!

Dad Headcanons

Characters: Jean Kirstein

Warnings: Mentions of NSFW (not a lot), pregnancy, birth

Jean Kirstein:

- Jean is definitely a guy to pull out, but this time things got a little crazy and he actually ended up doing it inside of you. of course you didn't really think anything of it, your mind was in pure bliss.

- that's when about 3 or 4 weeks later, you began to feel sick. you weren't yourself at all, you were tired, sleeping in late, having headaches, and you started throwing up a lot. it concerned Jean a lot considering he cared about you.

- Jean was so worried 😔 he definitely stayed up during the night making sure you didn't throw up, he also got you anything you needed. Whether it be snacks, water, cuddles, he was there to give you whatever you needed.

- when you found out you were pregnant, it was at an usual doctor's visit. your blood work showed it all and Jean couldn't be more excited to start a new chapter with you, it was so exciting. he almost cried too 🥺.

- Jean instantly became protective and careful with you, he didn't want anything happening to his child and he would do anything to keep you both safe.

- he understood all the symptoms, he called up his mom and told her about it all. she gave him tons of advice on how to deal with the morning sickness, constant peeing, mood swings, etc. she was very supportive and occasionally she would come over and help you out.

- he fell in love with the bump 🥺 you guys took pictures together and they were so adorable. he kisses the bump often and he'd put his hand over it to feel the baby 🥰.

- Jean wanted a girl so bad, he deadass would talk about raising a little girl with you. it was literally all he talked about, when you found out you were having a girl, he couldn't contain his excitement. he legit lost it 😭.

- he definitely gets a kick out of you waking up to pee so many times 😭, sometimes he'll count and make fun of you. all jokes though.

- watching you get big was definitely something he loved to watch, he felt like it went by so fast and he couldn't wait to meet your little girl 🥺. Jean would kiss your bump every night and lay his head on your belly.

- when your water broke Jean wasn't even there, he was with Connie when Sasha called him yelling about it. he deadass dropped what he was doing and rushed to the hospital with Connie by his side 😭.

- this baby was a mess 🥺 he kept apologizing for not being there, but you assured him he was okay and that you were glad he was there.

- it was a long process, he definitely had a hard time hearing you cry and scream in pain. he held your hand, kissing it softly so it could provide some ease with the pain. Connie and Sasha were there for support 😔.

- eventually when you gave birth he was so so happy. he cried 🥺 he held his daughter for the first time and broke down sobbing, she was so beautiful to him. he loved her.

- Jean literally would never let go of her, he was so astonished by her. like... he had this 'i made this' mindset 😭.

- he stayed by your side making sure you were okay, he told you how much he loved you and how amazing you did.

- the first few weeks home were a bit hectic, you never wanted to sleep more than you did now and it was a very tiring process. luckily, you had Jean around to help you.

- Jean would wake up most of the time, he knew how tired you were, so he took the upper hand and fed your daughter, changed her diaper, etc. he was surprisingly so good at it 🥺, he learned a lot when his mom would come over.

- HE WOULD SPOIL HER ROTTEN. she was his little princess and he felt like she deserved the best.

- Jean would buy those cute little footie pajamas for her to wear 😭💗, this baby would be dressed in the cutest little outfits ever. Jean knew how to dress her.

- you would sometimes wake up to him sleeping on the couch with her in his arms, it was definitely something you loved to see 🥺 it was so adorable.

- Jean would teach her how to crawl and he'd even try to teach her random things 😭.

- "Jean.. she's five months old.. she can't understand a word you're saying"

- "babe you never know till you try.. now, say dad!"

- her first words were 'mama' and Jean was salty asf.

- Jean is a stuffed animal guy, he bought her so many stuffed animals and plushies that you even couldn't believe the huge amount. her favorite was a pink teddy bear with a heart on it's cheek, she would never let it go.

- he taught her how to walk, this man was so determined to teach her how to walk. when she took her first steps, he was so excited and he jumped around. IT WAS SO ADORABLE 🥺.

- CONNIE AND SASHA ARE THE PERFECT AUNT AND UNCLE IDC.

- he's so so thankful for you and your daughter. he tells you late at night how much he loves you and he feels so blessed to have you both in his life 🥺..

- "i'm so blessed to have you and our daughter in my life (y/n).. i couldn't ask for better from you."

- he wants many more, trust me on that.

- Jean is an amazing dad to this little girl. you can't change my mind.

[retroellie]

Ellie Williams as a mom

Summary: Ellie and Joel daughter!reader as moms <3

A/N: I’m not done with requests but this was in my head so i had to do it :)  Also sorry i haven’t been active, i have literally had no motivation at all lmao. 

Warnings: Mentions of NSFW, mentions of miscarriage (not really but just incase) 

Word count: 1.5K 

- When you found out you were pregnant, oh my lord she was so excited. (Lets just say y’all were planning it so it’s not like the dina situation) 

-You guys keep in on the down low for a minute just so you know your pregnant and your not gonna lose the baby

-It literally eats her up inside cause she wants to show you off

-Once you get past like 3 months, you can’t really hide it anymore so the first person you tell is your dad (Joel) 

-Joel is so happy oml he could cry 

-Than slowly everyone finds out, everyone loved you and ellie so this baby wasn’t just yours it was the community’s 

-Everyone was happy for the two of you 

-Ellie was the most excited though, she loved every single thing about you being pregnant 

-She would caress your belly, giving it soft kisses while you tried to take a nap 

-She would talk to your little belly too<3 

-”Hey kiddo, it’s your mom. Well your other mom, hey i wonder how that would work?? Will they call us both mom.” 

-”You know, you're gonna have the coolest family. You got your Granddaddy Joel, the coolest man ever. You have your momma, just like her daddy the coolest most badass woman you’ll ever meet.” 

-”One day, when you get older. I’m gonna take you to the moon with me and of course your momma’s gonna come with us.”

-Everything you need she gets you, she wants to spoil both of her babies

-She loves seeing you pregnant but she hates the effects it has on you 

-Your really tired all the time, your feet swell up sometimes, and the stomach aches you get 

-Around 4 or 5 months you decide to get the farmhouse, y’all want your own space with each other and the baby 

-Joel’s not really happy about it, he doesn’t want his babygirl to get hurt ya know 

-”You guys can build a little farmhouse here in jackson, you know where there’s protection and your families here.” 

-”Dad, I love it here but we need our own space. I want this kid to grow up independent, you never know what’s going to happen to me and ellie.” 

-Joel can’t fight with you, he just gives in because it’s what you want and he wants you to be happy

-Plus he will most definitely do country boy things there because he’s a whore for a good farm house 

-Moving out was hard for you, you had to say goodbye to your friends even if you do live literally 5 minutes from Jackson plus girl your pregnant; hormones are going crazy 

-The whole town help you guys get situated, imaging that is so cute idc 

-The pregnant sex in the farmhouse hits differently because your horny all the time and ellie just loves how sensitive you are because of the hormones

 -I swear y’all have sex at least 3 times a day

-Morning sex, after breakfast sex, lunch sex, ‘this painting is tiring’ sex, before and after dinner sex, shower sex, before bed sex 

-Maria is definitely planned a baby shower for y’all and she went full on out 

-Obviously babies are born in Jackson often but it’s not every day when the town leader’s niece is having a baby, so it’s huge 

-Joel gave you a crib he made, LORD IMMA CRY WAIT A MINUTE 

-Everyone pitches in to give y’all something 

-You and ellie decorate the nursery together, it’s definitely space themed idc 

-Joel and tommy help too :) Joel helps paint the crib he made with stars and rocket ships 

-It takes 5 days to complete but it’s so worth it

-The walls are painted dark blue with white little stars and your dad helped you make a little planet mobile 

-By the time your 7-8 months you guys are mostly comfortable and happy, the house is almost done and the farm is growing little by little 

-There’s still stuff to do around the house and it bothers you so you're always doing stuff 

-Ellie hates it because mama you are literally about to pop and you still out here carrying pieces of wood upstairs 

-”Baby, you gotta be careful or your gonna end up giving birth on the stairs” She jokes

 -”I’m not incapable of doing things baby, i’ll be fine; plus it’ll build her muscles up, she’ll be okay.” You joke back 

-Joel always told you that you were like your mom, never stopping even if your carrying another human in your stomach 

-Around the end of 8 months you had decided to stay back at Jackson because you could go into labor at any time 

-When you finally give birth it is the hardest thing you have ever done 

-Your family is in the room with you and ellie is holding your hand, even throughout the pain you're still cracking jokes with ellie 

-”Woah! Okay your hand is all the way inside” 

-”Womb tour *sobs*” 

-”If i go through all this pain for my baby to not like David bowie, i swear it’s going back in.” 

-Ellie is literally dying of laughter

-She holds you hand the entire time and she gives you soft kisses

-When the baby finally get here, there is a wave of relief that comes over you

-You stay in Jackson for a little bit for a week or 2 until you guys can go back home

-Ellie does literally everything you need her to do because your still healing 

-She will gladly stay in bed with you all day if you need her too 

-She willingly gets up in the middle of the night with the baby just to let you sleep and it hurts her heart when she has to wake you up to breastfeed 

-Speaking of breastfeeding, it makes her blush a little when your breastfeeding 

-She finds it so hot when you parent, idk how to explain it but it just gets her going 

-She also loves your mom bod, like your boobs got a lil more bigger and your hips got wider 

-She just loves you as a mom, like she thinks you are so hot 

-Ellie loves holding the baby, She’s so soft and small. She will never get over how pure she is 

-Ellie will show her around the farm, showing her all the animals and making her giggle 

-She’ll love to spend time with the baby, she’s such a good mommy i swear 

-She will definitely make time for you of course

-You guys don’t even have to smash to feel satisfied, just 20 minutes alone with each other would be good enough for the both of you 

-She loves when you call her mommy throughout the day 

-”Well good morning mommy” 

-”Does mommy wanna watch too.” 

-It’s so soft and cute, ugh she’s just a big ole softy now 

-Grandpa joel....that’s all

-He’d be such a good grandpa, he would spoil that child rotten 

-He would tell you how to parent, as annoying as it could be sometimes you appreciate the help because you honestly have no idea what you're doing sometimes 

-”You're patting her too softly, you have to do it a bit harder.” 

-”Dad... I know what i’m doing.” 

-”I know, i know. I just want her to get a good burp in, don’t we?” He said to the baby, smiling down at her 

-Joel definitely babysits all the time, like he will straight up ask you if he could take your kid in for the night 

-you and ellie let him, obviously y’all need a decent night of sleep and a night full of... you know ;)

-Ellie does yoga with you to help you get back in shape, ellie doesn’t think you need too because she loves your belly <3 (your beautiful babe :))

-But you just want to regulate your body back a little bit

-You guys and the baby would have little pinics together, they are so cute 

-You have pictures upon pictures of the baby on the wall, like literally your baby has taken over the house 

- Dancing with the baby obviously 

-Ellie would read to the baby a lot, there has been countless times when she had fallen asleep in the rocking chair with the baby 

-Ellie massages your boobies when they get sore from breastfeeding, she feels so bad :(

-Joel and Tommy make wooden toys for the baby, they get so excited to give them to the baby 

-Her room is filled with toys from them and she is literally still an infant lmao 

-OH AND TOMMY AS AN UNCLE(??) luckiest kid ever 

-You both do farm work with the baby or one of you does farm work while the other keeps the baby from crying 

-You guys won’t force your baby to play with barbies if she doesn’t want to 

-but when she gets old enough ellie plans on taking her out in the city for practice of killing infected 

-That scares you but your award you both have to prepare her for anything that happens 

-But besides that y’all are the cutest parents and ellie deserves to be happy with her daughter :)

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[ashdreams2023]

I’ll take whatever pet name you throw at me but these would just make me slap you across the face or earn one of my deadly glares

"Kitten"or "Pet" idc if they are frequent in fiction they just ruin the experience for me, I read the other day this one shot where reader literally gave birth to Loki’s heir and the first name he calls her is pet 🙂 I would’ve strangled him with what’s left of me of strength 💀

[phoebehalliwell]

so you know how the 100th episode is supposedly about paige but like really it's about cole and wanting to be with phoebe again instead of like being about the charmed ones... well i just realized the 150th ep is mainly about leo and like secondarily about piper and pleo... so like you think if there had been a 200th ep it would have been about henry + paige/henry... like this show be like we gonna focus on the love interests instead of the main characters for the big milestone eps

100th episode my detested,,,,,, plugging my au for the 10,000th time. but now that u point it out, like. yeah. they really both were p relationship focused whether that was establishing that they are meant to be no matter what (leo finding his way back to piper w his mind wiped) or a really weird excuse to drop a plot you've been running for two and a half season (what happened to us, we used the be so in love / maybe it's just not meant to be like girl what. girl we have been here for literal years and the best reason you can come up with to finalize getting rid of cole's character was idk maybe it just wasn't meant to be r u joking. i don't even like phole but like goddamn was that stupid. i'm sorry this is such a tangent but why does phoebe smoke now? and her and cole Both have affairs like clearly phoebe's off the deep end so i don't even really know what's going on there but cole Also having affairs like. like you're telling me this only started to break off from canon in s4 when they were Obsessed with each other in s4 they got married in s4 to someone they hate each other and are in a loveless marriage and sleep with other people because they're empty inside? really? That's The Best You Could Come Up With. piper going awol murder machine shure i'll allow the leather's a little much but it's what 2003 so whatever. but phoebe doing. whatever the hell she was doing in centennial charmed. it literally make no sense. i'm still talking about this after her family was ripped apart after seeming stable for the first time in so so long you're telling me she would abandon piper for cole and then not even like like cole? like this woman would be desperate for a family for love for support for something to call her own and hold onto and know it'll be safe know it won't leave her if anything we should have seen freaky codependent phole not this neutered lackluster indifferent mess. 😡😡😡)

anyway. relationships! tbh tho. would have Loved a good paige/henry backstory ep. bc like. we just vaguely teased henry's backstory and it's literally so fucking interesting like the implications he was abandoned at birth or maybe he was orphaned either was he grew up in the system that failed him over and over again and has like trouble getting close to people because of it and then somehow ended up as a parole officer like trying to help kids who are probably in identical situations to the one he was in like. there's So Much To Do There. but specifically, if i am doing Thee Paige/Henry Centric ep. it is a blast 2 the past in which the couple both have to confront their anxieties around parenting, ending w the reveal that paige is pregnant w twins. or starting w the reveal idc. but i am. really fascinated i've talked about paige and motherhood before but i think like. for anyone who like. has/had good parents but still you know. were either like an evil little shit or just you know fucked up and miserable so on and so forth people who have made their mother cry in the kitchen like. there's something really fascinating there because like. how do you now as a mom try to protect your own child from the pain u went through. because goddamn it seemed like your mom did everything right and yet you were still awful. so how like. how are you supposed. god if you're as good as her which seems like a reach your kid still might be like you and and what if you're not as good as her. what if everything you try to do only backfires and blows up in your face more you know blah blah blah that good old fashioned anxiety. piper and phoebe don't have this because they didn't like. have a mom. but paige did and she had a really good one who never actually got to see her get better and those scars run deep!! aaaaaaaaaa!!!! i really like mom!paige it's something i really like to think about because i think like while she's great with kids she's great with babies she's great with toddlers she's great at connecting with students with charges with parolees i think she really struggles being a mother to her own children for all the aforementioned reasons. so it could be fun to break that down While we also a) get henry's tragic backstory bc we always need more of that and b) henry's own views of parenting and also just more of their relationship headcanon rite now henry gets really into astrology so he can help paige with spells and the like because he hates feeling like he's powerless and can't help his wife so he finds all the ways a mortal can help <3. but yeah i think henry secretly like doesn't even fully realize it has a whole lot of anger stored up in his heart bc i do think he was abandoned at birth and you know paige kinda got closure on that you know she literally got to meet both parties and you know they gave her away to literally protect her from unspeakable wrath vis a vis the elders so there's that but for henry it's like. like he was their son. and they just. they left him. they didn't even leave any way for him to find them again because like. they just didn't fucking care, i guess??? like. what. what could be the reason what could drive them to do that and you know paige whose parents Had Reason are like i'm sure your parents had reason but imo. they didn't. and i think that's a wound henry really pretends like he doesn't have. so we're def tearing that open in ep 200. that and then just like. how much henry wants a family <3 how much he wants to take em to six flags and make french toast on sunday morning and fly kites in the park like he wants to give his kids the childhood he wished so so bad he could have had. bonus round after traveling back through time to pick at scabs til they bleed, we end with a quick flash forward into the future where everything works out <3

[2006aquamarine]

imma review tvd 1x15 cuz why not

“nothing matters. not anymore” damon then go die

“i’m gonna go exploit some women in the name of grief” didn’t he do the same thing when he thought elena died in like season 7? and y’all still call this “character growth”? ok!

shit these people make me think that maybe I can be a damn actress. 

nina learn how to act miss ma’am

she’s lucky she’s pretty

i really did like elena in the first two seasons. even though she did help enable damon’s actions

speaking of damon: why should she give a damn about damon and his feelings? i mean i get that she’s supposed to be compassionate and warm but at this point her compassion should drive her crazy. she should be like “WHY am i feeling sorry for someone who pretty much MURDERED one of my childhood friends’ sister?”

matt’s mother. why have child services not stepped in. 

“tell me everything i have missed” YOUR DAUGHTER IS MISSING.

“he murdered my wife WHEN HAS HE BEEN STABLE”

the only thing i dislike about stefan’s character is his love for his brother. your brother is a piece of shit. of COURSE alaric’s gonna hate him. idc how much I like seeing you intimidate people, stefan.

isobel literally just wanted to turn into a vampire alaric. the signs were there. she ain’t give a damn about you.

now people had been drained of blood...and NO ONE suspected it was vampires? not even some “underground” club of weirdos who are obsessed with vampires like in Buffy? GIVE US SOMETHING, WRITERS.

trudie you are so not good at being evasive. 

i feel bad for elena. she just wanted to know about her birth mom. and she keeps getting terrorized by random people.

damon when are you gonna be anything other than be a fuck up. 

“sober’s depressing.’ why though, damon. i don’t see any internal struggle. i don’t see WHY you would have any mental problems UNLESS it’s about a woman. FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. GET A HOBBY THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE TERRORIZING WOMEN.

i like damon more when he’s interacting with other adults. now when he’s in a room with teenaged girls...

sheriff forbes...you ain’t got shit else to do? do you know that this man is preying on teenaged girls? why have you not arrested him yet...(i mean i know why but still)

tvd was almost good and suspenseful.

wasn’t this dude in pll. “lance”?

elena why...are you helping...this man...with his shirt...and why...are you telling...damon...that you found...your birth mother...what indication has he given you that made you think that he’d give a damn. was it when he force fed you vampire blood? when he tried to kill your best friend? when he ABUSED one of your best friends for WEEKS? when he KILLED your childhood friend’s sister? and you don’t care? HELLO? TVD WRITERS?

literally imagine being a Black person in mystic falls...

matt’s mother...C H I L D S E R V I C E S.

alaric i get she was your wife but SHE WAS ALSO ELENA’S MOTHER. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND BE USEFUL. BE AN A D U L T.

damon looked old as hell. what did they put on his SKIN.

girl the GHETTO.

this is what y’all do in small towns? i hope not.

elena waving at stefan...his lil smile and peace sign at her...

how has no one killed damon yet. literally how has no one killed him yet in his 145 years of being a vampire.

you are stupid, elena. but it’s because of the writers.

damon won’t change like...145 years and he still on his same old bullshit? stefan.

“Kelly Donovan. Lovely.” SKFJDKLSJFDJSFKDLSFKDLS

kelly you are a G R O W N W O M A N. WHY are you talking shit about A TEENAGED GIRL to her FACE.

nina...somebody give this girl acting classes chile...THIS MAN KILLED YOUR MOM. HE DIDN’T CHEAT ON YOUR BEST FRIEND.

isobel is a vampire YES. isobel compelled this man, YES. isobel has no regard for human life, YES. isobel is a piece of shit, YES. just like the man that turned her.

caroline you’re adorable.

alaric stop acting weird with jenna over your bitch ass wife.

isobel why did you get married to him if you didn’t want a life with him. why waste this man’s time.

kelly is such a shitty parent. “please don’t leave me you’re all i have left.” why are you putting so much responsibility on your KID. GROW UP!

people think damon is such a badass but all he does he beat up people that are weaker than him. what’s so badass about that.

“i slept with her because i liked her.” so she cheated, too. great. lovely wife.

now i don’t understand how alaric was able to be friends with damon after...damon slept with his wife, killed/turned his wife into a vampire, GLOATED about sleeping with his wife, killing his wife, and turning his wife into a vampire, THEN KILLED him. I don’t know what it is with TVD and it’s hard on for whiny male characters like damon and klaus but...

stefan you should have killed your brother a long time ago. but i know you would have felt guilty about it so.

isobel gave you the ring to keep you safe, yes. but what does it matter if she was a horrible wife.

paul looked so good...

girl tvd might as well have been made a decade ago (it was but the flip phone shocked the hell out of me).

well that was it.

[wcamino-confessions]

appledusk was shit, mapleshade was justified, and reedshine was a dramatic bitch but that’s a personal opinion she didn’t actually do anything wrong

for starters, let’s look at our characters and their clans. spoilers for mapleshade’s vengeance ahead***

appledusk was described as a blonde/tan riverclan warrior with green eyes. he was mates with reedshine and, previously, mapleshade.

reedshine was described as a speckled, russet shecat with blue eyes. she was the second mate to appledusk and mother to his second litter of kits. reedshine lived in riverclan.

mapleshade was described as a thick-furred calico with a white tail and amber eyes. she was appledusk’s first mate and the mother of his original litter, consisting of petalkit, patchkit and larchkit. mapleshade lived in thunderclan before she was exiled.

in mapleshade’s vengeance, appledusk was the absolute love of mapleshade’s life, alongside their three kits. she was 100% convinced that he was going to leave riverclan and come to live with his family in thunderclan. she oftentimes told her kits stories about their father. mapleshade was a loving, doting mother and a loyal, passionate mate. however, in order to keep herself from looking suspicious as it was announced that she was pregnant, she lied to thunderclan and said that birchface, a late warrior of her clan, was the father to her kits.

upon hearing this lie, the clan was very supportive of mapleshade throughout her pregnancy and for a few moons after her kits birth. one cat in particular, frecklewish, had grown very close to mapleshade during this time. frecklewish was birchface’s sister and believed that her kin was being raised by mapleshade, hence the support she offered. oakstar grew very close to mapleshade during this time as well as he was the father of birchface and frecklewish.

when mapleshade had taken petalkit, patchkit and larchkit to the river, she marveled at how well they could swim, thanks to their riverclan heritage. however, patchkit found himself in trouble and was rescued by a beaming appledusk as he met his kits for the first time. little known to the family, ravenwing (thunderclan’s medicine cat) was nearby during the commotion and realized that appledusk was the real father of the kits.

he returned to thunderclan and exposed mapleshade’s affair with the riverclan tom. she owned up to it proudly before oakstar exiled her and the kits out of spite. without context, this may seem like a dick move. but here’s the thing. appledusk had been the one to kill birchface. now, this doesn’t justify oakstar’s decision to banish a mother and her young kits, but what would you have done from an irrational fathers perspective?

so, upon being exiled, mapleshade expected that she and the kits would be welcomed into riverclan and set off for the border. her kits had proven themselves in being strong swimmers should they fall in, and she didn’t have anything to worry about. but there was an unexpected wave that swept them all away and mapleshade wasn’t able to save her children. she herself had to be rescued, and a few riverclan warriors brought her kits’ corpses to shore soon after.

if that wasn’t enough heartache, mapleshade was taken to the riverclan camp, forced to leave her kits behind, and was publicly shamed, rejected, and kicked out. plus, she learned that the mate she had dedicated her life to wouldn’t even own up to fathering her babies and even flaunted the fact that his pregnant riverclan mate was among them.

so, appledusk willingly went against the warrior code. he knowingly got mapleshade pregnant and seemed absolutely ecstatic when he found out and when he met the kits. he seemed supportive and he had mapleshade under the impression that they were going to be a proper family and live happily ever after. but when he was confronted, he literally shattered her entire world, disowned their late kits, and basically treated the cat he spent literal moons sneaking around with like scum. so, sorry anon, but there is no defending that prick.

all the evidence was there. literally, like, petal and larch were described as spitting images of their father. and reedshine’s dumbass just wouldn’t acknowledge it and I think she even went as far as to insult the dead kits at some point, actually. so, I don’t have a preference for reedshine, but overall she wasn’t really in the wrong and ended up suffering more for her mates stupidity than anything else.

in mapleshade’s case, I’d like to plead insanity on her behalf. no, going on a killing spree wasn’t the appropriate reaction to losing her kits, her mate, and her clan all in a matter of hours. but a cat can only handle so much, and she was severely wronged. not only did she lose everyone and everything she ever cared about in one night, she was basically spat upon and antagonized for something that was out of her control (referring to appledusk’s lie). and although she too was breaking the code and chose to lie about birchface on her own accord, oakstar was completely out of like in exiling her.

it’s also mentioned in the book that she suffered from hallucinations of her kits pleading for justice, and each time she killed a cat one of the kits souls gave the impression that they were at peace. that would be absolutely maddening for any mother, and what else was she supposed to do? all that mattered to her was her precious little babies, and although it seemed she had ill intentions, she just wanted to make sure they were safe and happy in starclan. in the end, she only really killed the cats who were stupid asses anyways. appledusk, for starters, probably didn’t deserve his death, but I mean. maybe. ravenwing, again, probably didn’t deserve it, but he’s also the reason her life went to shit so (at least from her perspective) and frecklewish absolutely deserved her death in my opinion.

if I remember correctly, freckle never liked maple until she lied about her brother being her mate. then all of a sudden frecklewish was mapleshade’s best friend, and then when she learned that birchface WASN’T the father, she was the one who pushed for the exile, I think cursed the kits and turned her back on the cat she had previously been so close to. I do understand freckle’s perspective to an extent, but I also think she went a bit overboard in her reaction to learning the truth and in pushing to exile three kits who did absolutely nothing wrong.

so, no one was really right in the entire situation. everyone played a part in being wrong, but I think frecklewish and appledusk were the worst of them. maybe oakstar too. so, y’all can stop defending appledusk now and idc what’s said, maple will forever be my babey

[hyyh2]

1Dude yesterday it was about midnight, and i was waiting for the subway to go home after i hung out with my two best friends. This guy comes up to me, and he asks me for a date. I politely say im not interested. He asks for my number. Again, no, politely. Asks again, i get mad, i tell him to leave me alone. Asks again. No. Then he gives me a spiel about how he's “watched me before quite a bit”(he casually throws that in the conversation like it’s not terrifying) and it took a lot of courage for

2 him to talk to me and bohoo im a terrible human being for rejecting him. Proceeds to tell me he wants to date me, not just fuck me ( idc??!!), he gets on the train, asks a few more times and then proceeds to stare at my face for ten minutes straight until i get off. Just why the FUCK do men feel entitled to women like i’m so mad a literally told him to fuck off and he just smiled condescendingly and i couldn’t do anything to make him leave UGHHH. Did anything like this ever happen to you ?

oh my god first of all im so sorry you had to deal with a garbage man like that......idk what goes on in their pea brains to think that we owe them something just because they breathed in our direction. their ego is literally so fragile its ridiculous. i rly hate to say this bc it shouldnt be you thats careful but it should be that men have to be raised so much better, but i hope you can invest in some self defense items like a sharp stick thing that stephanie soo has on her keys?? idk if youve seen it but if i find it i’ll definitely post a picture. shitty how we have to be so cautious esp late at night to look out for crusty men like that. we should be able to roam around at any time of day or night by ourselves without fearing we’ll be harassed in some way. 

i have had instances such as a boy saying i should date them out of pity n theres 2 dudes that try and hit me up very once in a while even though i ignore them and have shown im not interested. earliest memory i have is being cat called at 9 years old. men truly are disgusting and i hope they get raised better and learn how to treat people, women especially, with some fucking respect and learn to accept rejection. 

women owe men absolutely NOTHING. if anything men owe women a lot more bc who is it again that gave birth to ur crusty ass? like rly was it worth it carrying u for a whole 9 months if ur just gonna grow up to be an ass. 

[crass-theology]

on that subject, god doesn’t have a gender so nobody can tell you your gender or lack thereof is “wrong”

that whole “god made man in his image, man and woman he created them” bit? obviously if both were created in god’s image, god isn’t one or the other. and fuckin, cmon, who are we as humans to decide what the literal creator of the universe is? did god ever say they were a man? no? spectacular.

here is a link i found with a compilation of verses where god is described much more like a mother, and i especially liked these two:

Deuteronomy 32:18 God who gives birth. “You were unmindful of the Rock that bore you; you forgot the God who gave you birth.”

Isaiah 66:13 God as a comforting mother. God: “As a mother comforts her child, so I will comfort you; you shall be comforted in Jerusalem.”

so from here on out, we use they/them for god in this family. idc what the bajillions of translations of the bible use; god is not a man.

like, real talk, though: the reason jesus came in the form of a man was bc that was how he would be taken at all seriously by anyone. remember when he ~*deigned*~ to speak with women? i really believe that’s like the only reason. jesus was such a feminist. he was pals with the “undesirables” and had compassion and love for them that p much nobody else had.

you better fukin believe im gonna keep making more of these gender-related posts because there is soooooooo much material in here to support you and fuck anyone who tells you that you are “unnatural.”

[naturaldisasturrr]

This is goodbye:

From the first day we locked eyes I knew that you were the one that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, little did I know that it came with heart ache, tears, laughter, happiness, sadness, loss, etc but at that moment I didn’t care because I knew exactly how I felt. Talking long distance made me learn things about you that other people never knew, I got to know you for you. The moment you told me you loved me I had no idea what to say because I’ve been through so much hurt I didn’t want to give another person the opportunity to hurt me again, but after awhile we connected so much that I could feel myself falling for you and I was scared but I told myself I was ready to experience a whole different kind of love. I remember the heart necklace and the card you wrote me on our 5 months and I was so in awe because no one had ever in their life done something so sweet. The moment I came back and you begged me to come see you, I did and, in that moment, feeling your arms around me I literally felt like I was floating like everything that I had going on outside of us didn’t matter anymore because you were my light at the end of the tunnel I didn’t want to die anymore. I told you the one secret I was hiding from myself, the world, and everyone around me because I confided in you I literally put every inch of me into you (that’s what he said) little did I know you cheated on me 2 weeks before I moved back. When you told me and you said “I will tell you, but I know it will end us” the only thing I wanted was the truth and I responded with “there’s nothing that could ever break us, I’m here”.. We moved passed it and we literally hung out almost every day, I remember you would text me at 8 AM EVERY DAMN MORNING wanting me to wake up because you missed me, and you wanted to see me.  I remember when you skated all the way to my house just to see me and totally busted your ass and I felt so bad, but you told me “I would go through a snake pit if I had to just to see you”. After time things just started getting harder everyone found out about my step dad, and at the point I literally felt like I had nothing.. there’s a secret that I’ve been keeping from you that happened the night I went into treatment.. do you remember how we were messaging each other and I told you “ I love you, but I need to go now” & you said “ everything will be okay I’ll be here waiting for you” well the moment I got off I slit my wrist and I downed some pills and I was literally begging to just have it all ended.. I didn’t want to feel the pain anymore I didn’t want to feel like everything that I had gained over almost a 9 month span was just going to be taken I would have rather wanted to die then to feel alone again. The moment I tried to call you in treatment and you answered you were so excited to hear my voice and you told me “I thought I’d never hear from you again”… Moving forward, I ended up moving in with you after a while and everything was just great (or so we thought) but as time passed we started becoming distant and started falling apart and that’s when other people started getting involved and I didn’t understand why or what I was lacking that you had to find it in other girls.. All I could think about was “ I love him so much, idc” Then it started becoming a repetitive thing and I just didn’t know how to handle it anymore I didn’t I just felt myself going back to the same place I was the day I went to treatment and I didn’t want that I didn’t want to feel that pain ever again and I literally could feel it dragging me back.. when all I wanted and needed was you that’s all I ever wanted… I wanted you to want me I wanted you to love me I wanted you to just see that you had someone who wasn’t gonna leave you.. the pain that I went through I didn’t want you to feel that because I knew how bad it hurt and I wanted to be your light at the end of the tunnel... fast forwarding this just started becoming a cycle you’d find someone better and id be at home waiting.. until after a while I started trying to do my own thing because I got tired of waiting around but even then I always found myself crawling right back no matter what you did to me. Until the last time you did was when I finally told myself I didn’t want to keep doing this.. I moved out and it was hard getting over you but I was doing and we were just friends. Still sucked because you would call me and tell me how you had so much fun at a party or that a fight broke out but never thought to yourself the girl im calling is the girl who is crying over me the girl I completely broke, but again I didn’t care because hearing your voice I felt life.. I contemplated just ending myself because I was right back in that dark place except this time it was worse… then you asked me to stay with you while your parents were out of time and I told you it wasn’t a good idea and your words were “ I would really love it if you stayed with me” and I fell for it.. I ended up moving back but we were still on “friends” but at that moment I became okay with it because I would rather have you as a friend than to not have you at all. As days passed by you would always ask me are you okay? You look sick? Why are you always sleeping?... come to find out we were pregnant but we didn’t know just yet until I took the test and we were both freaked out because we didn’t know what we were going to do and still we weren’t together… after a while everyone started finding out and even then everyone would say “oh theyre not gonna last�� “theyre going to end as soon as the baby comes around” but we proved them wrong we gave birth to a BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL.. and in that moment I fell back in love with you.. things were great or so I thought we ended up moving into our own spot we were doing sooo great everything finally felt at peace.. then marriage became a topic little did we know you were going to lose your job… & at this point we were debating on moving to KS… well 2 weeks before we were suppose to get married you were trying to sleep with someone else.. & that’s when everything just shattered right infront of me because I thought we were doing better I thought that things were fine again.. but again it was just a routine that I got use to. We got married.. we moved go KS… and things just started getting worse… your mom and I were constantly at each others throats, gma and I weren’t getting along.. and I just right back in the same position I was in before.. I decided to buy a plane ticket back home and that’s when you said that if I was leaving you were leaving too so we packed up the car and moved right back to VA… after awhile we got our own place and at this point once again things were great again we both had jobs we were living for ourselves for once… then jasmine passed away and you were dealing with work and I was dealing with a loss.. when I needed you to be there you had other stuff going on so I tried to deal with it by myself.. I left for MN for her funeral and you called me saying you got a reckless ticket and got mad at me because I wasn’t worried about that or the fact you almost went to jail.. but I wass trying to learn how to accept that my best friend just killed herself.. I came back and things started feeling different and we started arguing… lets move forward to today.. I guess I just got tired of arguing and I got tired of trying to show you that all I ever wanted was to be here for you and that all I needed you to do is show me the attention or show that you wanted me.. as time started going by I felt myself letting go not because I wanted to but because nothing was changing so it’s what I had to do.. then the moment I moved out was when it clicked and you started trying but at that point I was so deep in just not wanting it to be another routine I put up a block.. and then we started hanging out having fun and I thought that this time was different because you were giving me the attention you were showing me what I wanted and I was happy again… I fell in love with you even though I kept telling myself to hold up a guard.. just incase… well we made plans to DC for our 2 year anniversary and everything felt so amazing because I had the man of my dreams by my side and I couldn’t have asked for anything better. Well.. then IT happened.. and my heart just shattered in pieces.. and at that point I just shut down… and now we are in the position we are in now and everything that has happened these last few days I still want you Im still IN LOVE with you but if I admit that that means im admitting that I’m willing to continue to get hurt by you again.. so I need to let you go because im done being hurt by you im done being happy just for it to get taken away all over again… as to why I told you after everything that happened over the weekend I cant hate you and I cant be mad at you because im in love with you.. but in order for me to accept what everything is and everything that has happened I need to find happiness within myself I need to let go of everything to start over.. i need to let go of the old me to be a better me..

[saggy-tare-ious]

The Signs I Know - Sag POV

aries - my 11 year old bro is an aries and we argue like there’s no fuckin tomorrow. he annoys me so fucking much. he gets angry a far bit. very defensive. if i joke around about his appearance or how he does something will jump down my throat and yell. needs to chill out. doesn’t always take a joke. depends on his mood. he LOVES history like holy shit. when he was younger would run around and get into everything. doesn’t really move as much now HAHAH. isn’t interested in sports. sensitive. is awkward? stands weirdly and doesn’t look people in the eye. looks up a lot. plays xbox a lot. changes his interests so much. loves everything to do with world war 1 and 2. freaks me out a bit. wants to be in the army himself. has big fits. can get violent. he also has to have the last fucking word. like even if it’s a grunt or a random nose. does. my. fucking. head. in. IS NOSY ASF. so clingy with my mum. wants a hug all the fucking time. will piss me off then 10 minutes later will come into my room and tell me he loves me. fuck off. i also know this aries guy and he is a massive fuckboy. maybe a good friend but is scum when it comes to a relationship.

taurus - ik two taurus. the first one is so stubborn and is such a fuckin asshole honestly. we dated for like 2 weeks, kill me. he eats so much no joke. goes to the canteen every. fucking. day. he loaded. doesn’t share...... sometimes he does tho. he will go to the canteen and come back with like 3 meat pies 4 sausage rolls a bag of lollies a soda and a chocolate milk and won’t fucking share. most of the time he doesn’t eat all of his food so instead of giving to me or others he throws it at our leo ranga friend HAHAHAH bless him. he’s so uptight. he’s like that homophobe dad. he talks shit so much. and when he gets caught will throw anyone under the bus if if they didn’t do shit just to get himself out of it. jealous. the other taurus ik is a girl and do not like her. she makes me cringe so so so much. she sings 24/7. it’s not like she’s bad it’s just we are in fucking mATHS. jesUS. she said one time that she is a white girl with A BLACK GIRLS BOOTY like wtaf. girl you ain’t shit. it’s also like she mistakes sc as musically. no one wants to see you lip sing to some shitty radio song....... ok ok ok she’s not all bad she is actually quite smart and a good singer just needs to sTop.

gemini - ik quite a biiiit of gemini’s. all the gemini guys ik are HUGE flirts. one of them is one of my best guy friends and honestly has a new girl each week. we get along so fucking easy. is a trouble maker at school with his other guy friends. does the most stupidest and funniest shit they do anything to annoy the teacher in some way. the aries fuckboy is apart of his group. he lets people walk all of him especially if they are a love interest. forgives too easily but will be mad for fucking ages and then forgive them. funny asf. doesn’t do too good at school is dropping out next year. but he is very smart just doesn’t try. i have another gemini bff but she is very possessive in a relationship. will do and drop everyone for her partner. her current realtionship is toxic. both good people buttttt she is too obsessed. she is adorable and get real good grades. very hardworking and tries her best. funny. parties 24/7. alcoholic. serious but not at the same time. reaaal good at writing. said she wanted to be a journalist. says she’s a vegan HHAHAH

cancer - another one of my guy friends is cancer and he is moody asfffff. so many stereotypes in this post HAHAH. but it’s fucking true. he can be such a fucking asshole. cold one minute hit the next. he is like an angry dad. he is cold and doesn’t speak too much. but he’s funny. would fuck. star wars obsessed and does nothing with his life but play xbox. doesn’t care too much about school. found out he likes me tho he doesn’t show it too much. but he has said to me that he hates it when the other guys in our group touch me etc so i guess he’s protective ? he copies other guys style and hair ? literally tried to be this guy at our school until someone called him out on it. reaalll good at guitar.

leo - ik two stone head, beautiful, would fuck leo’s and a ranga leo WHO IS HILARIOUS ASF. bless him too bits. the ranga is also in my group along with the cancer and taurus. he tries to be liked by everyone and does what everyone tells him to do just to be funny. will bully and abuse other people just to be funny and to be liked. he thinks he will be this big youtuber. he honestly changes how he is so much around his ‘friends’ who tell him to do the most stupidest shit just they don’t bully him. he is creative and good at art. doesn’t take his job serious at all. i mean it’s a fast food restaurant. but anyways he doesn’t take it serious. doesn’t get angry too much but when he does it’s scary. talks shit. two faced. pride is easily hurt.

virgo - she is a perfectionist honestly. doesn’t cross out or white out anything bc it will look messy. does drama and music. good at art. real good grades. kind of a serious person ? don’t know her too much.

libra - is the mum of the group like holy shit. an alcoholic mum more like it. will talk to a guy for a week then drop them bc she got bored. gets a lot of guys bet then doesn’t at the same time ? responsible af but parties all the time. so much like a mum. love her but then hate her. no where in between.

scorpio - my mum is a scorp. we argue all the fucking time. will talk for ages at the lady at the cash register. is STUCK IN THE FUCKING PAST. brings up everything from the past can’t get over it. like stfu i don’t want to hear it. real negative. complains all the time. judgement. acts like she does everything in the house. she doesn’t. also acts like my brother and i are 3 and are hard to look after. even tho we do everything she asks to do and practically stay in our rooms all the time. she has no friends. says she doesn’t need them. trust issues. gives out second chances even tho she says she doesn’t. needs to chill tf out. my scorpio guy friend is touchy asf. needs to know what a personal bubble is. judgmental asf. laughs at evrythiiiiing. we talk about people we hate together in maths.

sagittarius - i knooow soo manyyy sags. my dad included and i love him to bits. we hardly fight unlike my bro and mum, still love them thooo. he complains the whole time when going shopping probably the only time where i want to kick his head in. funny asf too bless him. afl fanatic. loves sports. real short. like 5”6. my two bff are sags one is sporty asf and sensitive the other parties all the time is quite distant ? the sporty one is honestly so fucking weird never met someone like her. hard to put her to words. she falls in ‘love’ easily too. well crushes easily. she literally fell in love with a guy at our school who she never talked to b he was real good at guitar. she’s veryyyh sensitive. need to be careful of what i say. she annoys me so fucking much. we argue a lot too. but i love her. the party animal one is adorable and kind of responsible? she’s like scared of getting in trouble and will avoid it at all costs. funny and sarcastic. stone head. plays netball. tried to go vegan. good ass eyebrows. they both do actually.

capricorn - dated 2 of them. both funny. one is now a massive stone head. kind of a drop kick now tbh. the other is so so so funny and sporty asf. real jealous. said he’s loved me since he was in yr 7. he’s a year older. but we’ve hardly ever spoke ? HAHAHAH we’ve had a convo here and there but i hardly know anything about him. would ask me out all time. i finally gave in when i was in yr 8. it could’ve actually lasted longer then it did. he isn’t a bad guy. but me being a sag freaked out and dumped him after 4 days HAHAHHA. he is cringy online. loveesss his lil sister.

aquarius - we talked not dated and i like him so much i even considered if i loved him. ew cringe ik. maybe i’ll do a post just for him ? HAHA i must find out his time of birth 🤔 anywaysss he is weird, like it’s like he tries to weird or different. again cliches ik. watches so much documentaries. can’t swallow pills. belives meat and pills will kill us. thanks to documentaries. said he was a vegan for a day. good at sports. has a job with the leo and takes it seriously. horNY ASF. will ask for nudes even after you say no. just want someone to fuck. funny kind of? Hahha. has like social anxiety. looks depressed all the time. won’t talk to anyone unless you do. but then again he doesn’t look interested the whole time and makes you feel like shit and says he doesn’t care about what you say bc it’s boring him ? but yet tells me borin ass things idc about either but i listen and look interested ? HAHAH KILL ME. doesnt try too much in school unless he has no friends in that class. good at maths. says he doesn’t care all the time. SO FUCKING SENSITIVE AND A CRY BABY

pisces - my bff is a pisces and i love her to bits. we would never admit this to each other tho. she laughs a lot, which i like bc she laughs at everything i say and do. sensitive. popular. social. literally cannot go a week without going somewhere. hates to be by herself. doesnt try at school which pisses me off so much as i’m a try hard who gets straight a’s HAHAH. i often wonder wtf she will do with her life. good at art. creative. good music taste and style. we have the SAME humour. every guy loves her ass. can’t order her own food. has been diagnosed with depression when she was younger. it’s hard for to get things car both question if she has dyslexia. my best guy friend is also a pisces. he is real fucking sensitive. lost a shit ton of weight. i wonder daily if he eats. looks depressed asf. will let you speak. puts up with my questions about life and tries to answer them the best he can. we talk about whatever tbh. found out he likes me. wouldn’t go there. he is like a brother. bless him. used to be a big fucking asshole but has grown up a bit. has random knowledge about random things. on his phone and listening to music all the time. plays the bass. honestly reminds me of dan howell and suga.

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first post. just getting into astrology. well i’ve known about astrology and my chart for about 3 years but only now am i actually ‘delving into it’ ? don’t expect much HAHAH

[bitchqueenofall]

Not to mention, babies literally look androgynous. You cannot look at a baby and be like “that’s a boy” unless the parents choose to display their gender in their clothes. I personally dress my daughter in girls AND boys clothing. (Whatever I can find at the thrift store man kids grow fast) and it’s no big deal to me if people say things like “oh he’s so cute” when she’s in overalls and a blue shirt because I can be like “yeah she’s adorable.”

What bothers me beyond belief is when people then question why I put her in boys clothes... like WHY is it YOUR business what GENDER BABY I GAVE BIRTH TO?? Like fuck anyone who decides that my baby’s gender is ANY of their GODDAMN business. Idc how old she gets if she decides that she’s a he then HIS GENDER IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE. I will fight TOOTH AND NAIL for my baby’s right to be whoever they want to be

(And anyone else’s baby too like if your having trouble or anything I will step in and be your mom I don’t give a FUCK)

smh

[dmitri-smerdyakov]

Ohhh what is your headcanon when Lin tells her parents about the wedding with Micheal. I would like to read about their reactions. Or when Linnet wants to talk with her parents/Tina about Micheal(idc what about)

Oooh, let me see…

When Linnet first realized she was having feelings for Michael, she felt rather conflicted (given what had happened to her) because she thought that she was merely clinging to him or something, that she was blowing things out of proportion – so she decided to talk to her mother about it (she loved her father, but it wouldn’t be appropriate for a girl to talk about men with her father really).

So she sat down with Tina to have a private chat one afternoon, just the two of them, and admitted hesitantly that she was conflicted about her feelings. She told her mother that she thought she was starting to fall in love with him, but she didn’t want to say anything to him in case it ruined their friendship – and she needed his friendship, after all he’d done for her, because he made her feel safe. Tina was only somewhat surprised by this, but she put a gentle hand on Linnet’s arm and tried her best to give some advice – though she considered herself far from the best person to give it, of course. She told her daughter that it was a difficult situation, of course, but in the end it would be Linnet’s decision.

“Well, what about you and Dad?” Linnet asked anxiously. “How did you two…didn’t you worry that he might not…?” But Tina just smiled and agreed that she’d thought exactly the same about Newt – that he wasn’t interested, because “who would be interested in plain old boring Porpentina Goldstein?” (Linnet huffed at this but said nothing) Tina continued, admitting that she and Newt had gotten together rather spur-of-the-moment, given that they were about to fight two wars and that they both held highly dangerous occupations (Tina especially, being an Auror). “It’s difficult,” She said finally. “But if it were me…I’d go for it. If you never try, you never know.”

(Literally all of the Scamander family knew that Michael had a crush on Linnet – Lin was literally the only person who didn’t realize it)

Linnet telling herparents about her engagement Michael:

She and Michael had only been together for a year, but she’d accepted because she couldn’t imagine spending her life with anyone else – they had a mutual love and respect for each other, and she knew that he would never hurt her. Linnet was, admittedly, slightly nervous about telling her family though because of how soon it all happened.

Linnet and Michael went to the Scamander home in Dorset together to tell her parents; Michael was also rather nervous, because his own family had disowned him years ago and he viewed the Scamanders like his own family anyway due to how long he and Linnet had been friends (he made many trips to their home during the holidays while at Hogwarts, of course). He was slightly worried that it might change their view of him or something.

She waited until her parents had made some tea and coffee before settling out in the garden to enjoy the view. A rather grey and frazzled Fuzzy was making himself at home on Michael’s lap while another Kneazle – this one named Bobber – twined around his legs, when Linnet blurted out rather quickly that she and Michael were engaged.

Newt looked shocked by this, putting down his tea before he spilt it. “You’re…engaged?” When she nodded, he looked surprised. “Well, I…that’s…that’s wonderful, Lin, really, but I’m just…I wasn’t expecting it.” He was pleased, of course, but it just took a moment to sink in because – though he wouldn’t admit it to anyone but Tina – he still thought of Linnet as being his little girl sometimes, seeing as she was their first daughter and he’d been so close to her. Tina looked equally stunned, but it wasn’t long until she was smiling and suddenly hugging them both (Fuzzy looked disgruntled at having to move when Michael stood up to accept her hug).

Honestly, both Newt and Tina were very pleased because they knew that Linnet was happy and they knew that Michael was a wonderful man – he had helped her recover, after what she’d been through, and he had been her friend for years and years. They knew that he wouldn’t hurt her, and they were both rather emotional and ecstatic that she was marrying someone who thought the world of her.

BONUS:pregnant!Linnet going to her parents

It wasn’t that Linnet hated being pregnant, really, more that it was uncomfortable and she hated the idea of losing control over her body (especially after what happened to her). It made her feel sick sometimes, that her body was changing and she couldn’t do anything about it. She went to her mother for advice on multiple occasions about it; Tina agreed that she hadn’t particularly liked some of the later parts of pregnancy either (though she affirmed firmly that she loved all of the children no matter what), and that it wasn’t easy for any woman really.

Linnet and Tina ended up growing closer during this because there was a lot of advice Tina could give; she, too, hadn’t liked going on leave or being on rest while pregnant, and she had been worried that she wouldn’t be able to continue work after pregnancy. “But it’ll work out, Lin,” She assured her daughter gently. “You’re good at the job, and I’m sure they’ll welcome you back with open arms.”

Closer to her due date, Linnet asked for a lot of advice regarding the actual birth stage of things; she started to panic about “what if it all goes wrong?” and “oh Merlin, will it hurt?” – and Tina reassured her and comforted her, giving as much of her own experience as she could to calm her daughter down.

Linnet also went to Newt for some advice too; he knew about herbs and the like that would ease her morning sickness, and he was more than happy to help in whatever way he could.

Newt was emotional about his daughter being pregnant, frankly, because he still saw her as a baby in some ways (don’t all parents?) and the idea of her having her own children was more than enough to make him feel somewhat tearful. He was overjoyed at the news that he would become a grandfather again, of course, for he and Tina loved the two grandchildren that Phoenix had given them already – but it was difficult not to feel slightly choked up.

BONUS: Michael went to Newt for advice too, of course. He was slightly nervous about being a father, he told the Magizoologist, because it was so soon after the wedding and what if the baby doesn’t like me? Newt was more than willing to share his own experiences of being an expectant-father, of course, recounting how he’d been a tad anxious that he wouldn’t be an acceptable parent – but it had all worked out in the end, after all.

He also gave a light-hearted and subtle hint that he was expecting Michael to treat Linnet like a queen, to tend to her every need. Michael didn’t need prompting, he was already on it.