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I love how chase gives off the initial impression that he's the carefree and more chill member of the team but slowly you realise he's probably the most deranged and traumatized one.
#he killed a patient#a genocidal dictator but still#he married a woman he deep down knew didn't love him#he'd rather his mom put a gun to her head instead of drinking herself to death#he's so pretty he passes as the most normal one but he's among THE WORST#dr chase#my deranged pretty princess <333#house md#first watch#8x09
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this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live
#bel rants#inspired by that one post. u know the one#house md#mouse bites#hate crimes md#malpractice md#gays anatomy#greg house#anyway! medicine drug will kill patient! he needs mouse bites to live!#tw sui implied
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he is literally God to them.
#was watching house training and at foreman's scene it was like hmm this seems familiar#they all seek absolution from him when they kill a patient. and weirdly enough he does actually give it in his detached clumsy way#although hameron's is the best ofc 🥰#house md#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase
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My Primo headcanon is 'chill old man who dreams of nothing but murder all day long.' Whenever he gets the urge to blow up the White House he puts that urge on a leaf and floats it downstream like his court-mandated therapist taught him to in 1996.
#if he hadn't been killed he would have rigged an elaborate rube-goldberg machine#to launch every nuke at the precise moment of his death#hatred like black ichor flows through his veins#but he will patiently teach you to play shuffleboard if you ask#the band ghost#shitghosting#papa primo#papa emeritus i#my art
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Danny kills the Joker. Every Joker.
So! As the King of the Infinite Realms, Danny has to deal with the complaints of his subjects a Lot.
Some of them want to suggest changes in certain Laws, others complain about other Ghosts who wronged them, but by far the most common reason was that they died in a violent manner and wanted revenge.
And by far, the main person they sought revenge for was the same person. A guy known as The Joker.
But unfortunately, as the Infinite Realms was connected to multiple Universes, many of those Complains were about different Jokers from alternate Universes. And there were so many of them that he couldn't really just kill a few of them and call it a day, at least some of his subjects would remain Unavenged. And that just wouldn't do!
So he just decided to do away with the whole lot.
Danny began to Personally Hunt Down every single version of the Joker in the Multiverse. Or at least the part of it that was connected to the Realms.
Unfortunately, the news that some ungodly eldritch being being was hunting the variants of the Joker across the entire Multiverse did not go unnoticed. Quickly enough, news spread across the Multiverse that somebody had decided to do away with the Clown that had been such a consistent thorn in the side of most Universes.
Eventually, that news reached the Main DC Universe, and got to Batman.
One day Batman was approached by Justice League Dark about the situation. They had managed to intercepted an Interdimensional message about what was happening, and decided to inform Batman ahead of time.
Now he had a choice.
Either he could try to stick by his Morals and protect even the Joker's life from an unknown force out for his life, or he could let it happen and absolve himself of the blame for the Jokers death.
It didn't help that for the past few days Jason had been in such a good mood after hearing about the Jokers impending Death.
He didn't really get to see Jason smile like that often...
...decisions, decisions...
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#The Joker#Batman#Ghost King Danny#Danny hears every single complaint and decides that the Joker is more trouble than he is worth#Which is not a lot#So he goes Universe by Universe and kills the Joker Variant in each one#The Infinite Realms is connected to the Multiverse#But only a small part of it#Every once in a while he finds a world where the Joker is actually a good guy and decides to spare them#Like the Jester in the Justice Lords world#Batman has a tough decision#He could save the life of the man who killed his son#Or he could do nothing and let his son be avenged#Unbeknownst to him Jason was one of the people who complained to Danny when he died#And is now patiently waiting for Danny to get to his Universe so he can watch#He had a special bottle of Wine ready to pop open on the day it's his Jokers turn#He tells his Siblings and they all collectively agree to sabotage any attempt to protect Joker if Bruce goes down that path
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Let Nico say frick
#i refuse to draw Taiga in his non-white-coat look when he's standing next to Nico cause she almost killed my hand lmao!#but i also refuse to draw them separately#so there it is aahah#the white coat is low strain waahah!#exaid#kamen rider#taiga hanaya#nico saiba#kamen rider exaid#when you're a horrible and mean unlicensed doctor but you've got an equally horrible mean patient that wont leave#they were so funny do not separate#i forgot i had these in my drafts flaskjflaej posting them now...
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i really hate how the fandom’s excuse for jayfeather’s shitty behavior (and outright medical malpractice in certain cases. looking at the time he refused to help squilf in labour bc he couldnt be bothered and later blamed her for how bad it was) is “well the clan was ableist to him growing up, so fuck them!” ok how does that excuse him screaming at and berating the cats that didnt do any of that. or the babies.
#or ‘’well hes snarky and mean! we dont get snarky and mean characters!’’ what are you talking about everyone in this series is an asshole#im also a bit bitter bc you know if he were a she cat then he’d get tons of animations of ocs killing him#ppl (fanon and authors) really really want jay to be this underdog whos just grumpy at best#but in reality hes like. one of the head honchos in the clan. he holds a ton of power over people#sure sometimes the narrative doesnt WANT that to be the case but hes literally gods messenger boy#and is in charge of medical care#maybe im just very familiar with shitty doctors/nurses who abuse their patients and excuse it with ‘’but im stressed :(‘’#but this character never was endearing to me even before the team switch#jayfeather is not your beaten down blorbo in a shitty retail job hes the nurse making a tiktok about how cringey pregnant patients are#also i just. really despise ‘’but theyre traumatized :(‘’ as an excuse for abusive behavior#did you ever think maybe some of his patients like twigkit were traumatized by his behavior?
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House was born with a giant brain that he uses primarily to think up new ways to psychosexually torment Wilson and Cuddy
#he had to make sure they never forget about him for even five minutes#Cuddy once forgot yell at him for a whole day and he almost resorted to straight-up killing a patient#he’s like an expensive piece of science equipment that recalibrates by stealing Wilson’s food and looking down Cuddy’s shirt#loser behavior#lisa cuddy#james wilson#house md
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Reread/skimmed my oldest Pharma apologism posts (mainly the ones about Pharma not being a functionist) and it just occurred to me that possibly another reason the fandom saddled Pharma with the "functionist bigot" label is because his introduction by First Aid says that everyone hates Decepticons, but Pharma really really hates Decepticons. Mix that with the portion of the fanbase that lionizes and whitewashes the Decepticons, and I can easily see it entering common fanon that "Pharma hates Decepticons -> the Decepticons are freedom fighters wrongly maligned by the Autobots/the franchise -> Pharma must be a bigoted functionist since he hates Decepticons who represent freedom."
The simpler explanation is just that Pharma is an antagonist and therefore gets the "everything about him must be evil and wrong" black-and-white analysis so common in fandoms in general, but given some of the bizarre Decepticon takes I've seen I can also easily see Pharma's Decepticon hatred being taken as a sign of him being bigoted and evil.
Though AGAIN in this case it would still be singling Pharma out as a bigot for crimes/flaws that multiple other Autobots are guilty of like.
Oh, Pharma hates Decepticons? Well a lot of other Autobots hate Decepticons too, First Aid's narration about Pharma even says "we all hate Decepticons"; for that matter, there are a lot of Decepticons who hate Autobots. It's a massive civil war that's lasted for a lifetime causing two groups of people to be stuck in a near-permanent blood feud, you can't assume that every Autobot who hates Decepticons (and vice versa) hates them because they're a bigot. Maybe there's been a war where both sides have been building an ever-increasing mountain of reasons to hate each other, so hating the opposite faction is a social problem caused by war and politics rather than a sign of individual moral failing.
Pharma worked at the New Institute so that means he must be evil/bigoted? Chromedome and Brainstorm also worked at the New Institute, but there's no widespread fandom shunning of them or headcanoning them as bigots.
Hell, even the very premise of assuming Pharma is a functionist bigot for hating Decepticons is ignoring the very premise of Pharma's motives, which are, uh... being blackmailed by the leader of the Decepticon Justice Division, who represents the ultimate form of Decepticon ideals to the point of literally wearing their symbol as his mask? So how were we jumping straight to "oh Pharma hates Decepticons bc he's a posh bigoted functionist" when there was a far more immediate interpretation/headcanon of "Pharma hates Decepticons because he's being tortured and blackmailed by one."
That's not to say that Pharma couldn't have hated Decepticons before Delphi, and I think you could make interesting headcanons/extrapolations based on either idea. But still. It kinda feels like people saw Pharma and just wanted to make him the Token Evil Autobot who's the opposite of our Good Heroic Autobots regardless of whether evidence from canon supported it or not.
Good riddance to bigoted functionist Pharma fanon, I'm so glad that the majority of Pharma fanon these days actually gives him a chance and puts him on equal footing as other Autobots.
#squiggposting#that and there's that weird thing where people treat(ed) pharma as if he's starscream lite#so like bc they see starscream as posh and elitist and vain (how did that happen btw)#they basically go oh pharma must also be the same way#also how did ppl ever see pharma as posh when he speaks in the same register as everyone else and if anything has a campy flair to him#you can't look me in the eye and tell me this chaotic theatrical gremlin ass freak is a posh elitist like slkfjsldk#not mentioning the flyers=oppressed thing in this meta bc that bit of worldbuilding was established way later#tho i cannot entirely fault ppl for painting pharma as evil and treating him with double standards compared to other autobots#i mean literally in the same issue he was introduced he caught flak for giving in to DJD blackmail#whereas other characters explicitly speak about how scary/scared they are of the djd#so like it's clear pharma WAS meant to be the token evil autobot with compromised morals#who was so selfish as to (gasp) take a blackmail deal to keep him and his facility from painful torturous death#and then when he was already trapped in the deal be forced to eventually kill patients to keep up#how dare he. should've stood up to tarn and instantly been murdered like a good autobot#sorry for being pithy lol the apologism got a little too strong there#pharma apologism#also i think the way JRO writes if pharma was supposed to be bigoted you would like. be able to tell#JRO is not subtle about writing p much every bigoted character as massively flamingly racist/functionist/etc
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Between Danny and Vlad who would most likely win in a snowball fight?
No contest 💅
#asks#danny phantom#danny fenton#vlad masters#hjbenderart#pokemon battle#badger cereal#here's the thing:#danny is young and impulsive and easily provoked#he doesn't yet understand tactics. like how to conserve his energy and draw his opponent to him and let them wear themselves out#which is what vlad is doing here. he hasn't even thrown a single snowball yet#the only thing he's thrown so far is shade lol#and danny took the bait#vlad is patient. he'll wait until danny is tired and then move in for the kill#it'll be a massacre#besides. we all know ice pokemon are weak against fire pokemon ;)
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THE NEWSREADER | 1.01 | Helen x Dale - Dale's Update Part 2 [ 1 ]
#Anna Torv#Sam Reid#Helen Norville#Dale Jennings#Helen x Dale#helendale#The Newsreader#be patient with me guys im heavily compromised#the trust between them from the get go is my downfall#like he lets her watch it even though its gonna kill him inside#ive rewatched this episode 15+ times and i always skip his update because secondhand embarrassment#yet here he is suffering through it again#yes she laughs but shes not mocking him#and then they're both laughing and she's encouraging him 🥹#1.01 Three Two One...#gifs*#newsreader gifs*
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I STARTED WATCHING MY HAPPY MARRIAGE THINKING IT WOULD JUST BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE WATTPAD STORIES ABOUT A BULLIED GIRL GETTING SOLD OFF TO ONE DIRECTION BUT I WAS LITERALLY CHEERING FOR KUDOU TO GET THEIR ASSES IN THE NEW EPISODE LMAO
#HES SO GENTLE AND PATIENT WITH MIYO IM GONNA LOSE IT#I WANT THAT SO BAD#“i've only known miyo for five minutes but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in the saimori house” headass#my happy marriage#watashi no shiawase na kekkon
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s1ep13 merlin, believing he will be dead by morning, goes to say goodbye to arthur and he leans against the door of arthur’s chambers and watches the glow of the fire light his skin golden, full of color and life that it had been sorely lacking while the prince was injured. he stares at the softness of arthur’s features and pressed the line of his profile into memory for while he passes he will wish for nothing more than to see arthur one last time, his smile and blue eyes one last comfort before he passes on to the otherworld. arthur turns to stare at him and frowns at whatever expression merlin is making. the prince kicks a weak foot out at the chair next to him and motions for merlin to join him. merlin slowly shuffles over but ignores the chair completely. he stops in front of arthur who watches him with wary confusion. the tug of his lips and the furrow of his brow sickeningly endearing and merlin allows himself to be selfish and leans down to press his lips to arthur’s.
the prince is sat frozen under merlin’s touch but he can’t find himself to care much about that, not when he finally knows what it feels like to kiss arthur. he hopes that will be his last sensation before the ever consuming nothing, he hopes he will close his eyes one last time only to find arthur grinning at him and calling him an idiot before leading him into paradise where he can watch arthur smile, hear him laugh, and feel his touch for all eternity. he pulls away and leaves before arthur can gather himself to form a response, dropping the letter explaining everything on the table as he passes. so he allows himself to be selfish twice - to take from arthur and to give, to let himself know what is feels to kiss the man, to embrace his feelings for him, and to have the man know him for who he truly is. he wishes to pass peacefully with no regrets. somehow that revolves entirely around arthur.
only…he survives the whole ordeal and yeah has a gnarly scar on his chest but is otherwise fit to return to his duties. which include taking care of the prince. of arthur. who he kissed. and who most definitely know about his magic by now. yeesh.
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#s01e13 le morte d’arthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#magic reveal#yippeeeeee#angst potential with the letter#did merlin explain that he was going to give his life for arthur’s in the letter? perchance.#now arthur’s in his chambers with tingling lips and parchment held loosely between his fingers#apprently he was kissed by a traitor. a sorcerer. an evil and wicked man#arthur doesnt really believe that. nor does he care.#what hes focused on rn is the part that details how merlin is going to willingly give his life in an exchange#too bad he can’t really move as he’s still weak from his injury and there was no way in hell his father would allow him to leave#not for the serving boy. not again. especially not after his near death.#so he’s stuck in his room and going out of his mind with worry#he spots gaius and merlin reenter camelot from his window and his worry falls into despair as he watches gaius clamber off his horse#and call for guards to help him lift merlin’s limp form and carry him to his chambers#(merlin passed out after the fight from both the strength of magic used to kill a high priestess#and from the pain of her fireball catching up to him bc his skin is literally melting off him)#(not literally but third degree burns hurt like a bitch do he feels his description is accurate)#arthur hobbles toward gaius’s quarters and stumbles in to find merlin thrashing on the patient cot and screaming and wailing#while gaius tends to his burn
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Dearest Spamton,
If you're in the dumpster, where is the computer plugged in?
Best wishes,
- Goon
#Dialogue without numbers in alt text so its easier to read for those who may want it!#on his tippy toes to lean over the counter to yell at you lmfao#Freaky old guy i love him..... killing him with hammers....#oooughh he is in my head..... all day.....#ty for waiting patiently asker!!! I had to wait for the right time to do this one lol#spamton#spamton g spamton#[you've got mail!]#Scrapping the frames where he prints it out so i can get more out :-)#i love giving him little wrinkles he looks so silly#btw he means hes stealing electricity from the buildings around him…. or… well… borrowing
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I'm finally posting Jax~ He's Vanitas's s/o hehehe (mainly in good timeline but he's also in the canon) Prns are He/They, he's a tasmanian devil btw if you're wondering
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#izuart#izzy oc#jax the tasmanian devil#vanitas the hedgehog#ultimate lifespawn au#human au#sonic oc#sth oc#tasmanian devil#sonadow fankid#fankid au#oc#original character#sonic art#sth art#sth#I LOVE HEEEEEE#but yeah he’s very fed up with vanitas and his bullshit#but vanitas is also the only one he’s patient with when it comes to bs lol#he will gladly tell vanitas to fall over and not get up and yet loves him so much#it’s just how he loves#they’re kinda fushigoro and yuuji coded imo lol#yuuma ichida would voice jax 100% or koki uchiyama#but like he will tell vanitas to go away and d** and ppl are concerned but genuinely he does care for him lmfao he’s just so sick of vanita#or he threatens to take vanitas out himself lmfao and vanitas makes a joke about it and jax is teetering towards violence#also jax is trained to kill but in good timeline he’s just a med student lmfao he’s gotta earn a living somehow since assassin work isn’t i#in canon tho he’s for sure an assassin
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Jonathan Crane, also known as: Creator of the World's Worst Exposure Therapy.
#this would be his title on a dating show#truly the man could change lives#too bad he likes ruining them instead#it reminds me of a crime show#i can't remember the name#where a therapist would try 'exposure therapy' with his patients#and then kill them under those pretenses#the scene of him tricking a man who couldn't swim#into drowning in a lake#kind of haunts me#but it also feels like something jon would do#shit can get dark#hi i'm rambling in the tags again#jonathan crane#scarecrow
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