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MY CRUSH SAID "HI (MY NAME)" THE OTHER DAY WHILE I WAS AT A SCHOOL FUNCTION AND OH MY GOD I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
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For everyone who wanted bullfighter Nando when I mentioned it the other day, here you go :D
+ this one I don't feel like coloring yet(imagine he's in Ferrari colors!!!)
#did you know bullfighters dedicate their kill to a friend or member of the public by giving them their hat?#i really wanted to draw silly vettonso where fernando offers seb his hat#seb retires from bullfighting(yeah its an au now) and fernando in his green costume is like;#'here is my hat. now will you come back from retirement? 🥺'#but yeah feel very abnormal abt that ^ and also the thing abt them having someone who helps them get into their costume as a sacred ritual#theres just a lot of thoughts and ideas floating around in my head bcs of it#anyways i liked drawing this but it was very suffering too and took me like 5 hours#its like. you see the intricate embroidery and im like ah! omg! i love painting details!!!#and then remember im not the best w coming up with ideas for the embroidery pattern itself#so pls bear with me 😭😭 mainly i was trying to reference the diamond logo of renault#but most of it kinda just ended up being austrian knots i guess bcs thats what my mind defaults to#i thought the shoulder pad would be the most difficult but that came together the easiest and made the rest actually work in my head#aaahhh also im surprised w the angle of his face! im usually not good at side profiles as well as tilted down heads#but i think he looks pretty good honestly???#also w the sketch i just wanted to post it bcs i liked his face okay 😭😭😭#i wanted to paint it too but I realized im so naive thinking i could paint two of these horrifically detailed things in one session#but his face 🥹🥹 i like it!!! theres some renault era pic of him i really like where hes sun drenched and angry looking#^ and i think i captured the vibe well so!!!!!#well anyways mayhe ill draw more of this. it was fun but also like sucked my life force out bcs it kept going from easy to 'I CANT DO THIS'#the pictures of matadors are just...insane to me. tiny waist fat ass flamboyant costume. im dead 🫠#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#catie.art.#fa14#matador au
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LOOK AT MY BACK PATCH BOY
#oh my gosh they were all so amazing#dustin was so cute when i asked him to sign it he was looking all over for it then when he realized it was the centerpiece he was like#'front and center! hell yeah!'#they all kept complimenting my jacket which made me so 🥰🥰🥰#especially siobhan she was completely in awe of it and was impressed when i told her i painted most of the patches myself :)#anyway#yesterday was good :)#our plane is super fucking delayed but idk im still so happy#starset#ari screams into the void#battle jacket saga#omg i almost forgot! they all kept pointing out my breaking benjamin patch too and being like 'aw ben's here too!'
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#omg... look at these cuties i met earlier today 🥹#the kitty on the left ran up to me and sniffed my hand and the did that rub against the leg thing cats do :')))#and then he/she let me pet them T-T#their twin was more shy and kept away#i cant help but get so anxious when i see outside cats bc we live in a big city and there are ppl everywhere :((((#i wish less ppl who dont live on the countryside had outdoor cats ://#so i just hope they keep being ok for years and years <3#they were mewling too but idk i hope they were just on a walk and not accidentally like jumped off a balcony or smth :((#idk i cant help getting worried !!!!!!#anyway the one who let me pet them also ran to say hello to my mom. they were very sociable#which again worries me bc there's a gang of little boys here who throws rocks at cats and torments them :///#all i can do is hope these two little ones stay safe 💗#and it was such a pleasure to meet them and they made my life a bit brighter 🥰☀️🐈🩷#photo diary ᯓᡣ𐭩
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DUNMESHI EP 3 WAS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL OMG THE ANIMATION WAS SO GOOD😭😭😭 LAIOS IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM... hes so smart... one of the most likeable male anime protags ive seen in a while... 1 of the most likeable protags period tbh anyway hes good🥺
#i usually get attached to side/supporting charas more than the protags so it means a lot that 1 of my fav charas is laios rn#(and yeseo for twsb)...#their common point: hungry LHDSKHD /j#basically what this means is im going to enjoy dunmeshi a lot bc im not just tolerating the boring protag dcgddfgd#cant wait to meet other charas too KABRU WHENNNNN#most excited to meet kabru i like his design a lot#also its cool to see laios like thinking and reasoning a lot while fighting...#like a lot of shounen(which is what ive watched most of) protags r just act first think later which is fine i like those too#but i feel like its more rare to see one be a thinker™️. esp one that looks himbo coded like laios tbh#like yea hes really not a himbo as ppl said... Good#cant believe i thought laios was gonna be boring when i first saw his design yrs ago... boring generic white boy...#hes actually funny moe white boy.#HES SO ENDEARING... i can already tell he has a lot of good leadership skills/qualities too#his crazy eyed monster fanboying moments are sooo. cute... moe...#i also unfortunately find him v handsome. gh... dont look at me...#its the droopy eyes... why do all my favs have droopy eyes rn is that my type now... sigh#ALSO YEA THE ANIM THIS EP WAS SO BEAUTIFULLL I KEPT MARVELING AT THE VARIETY OF INTERESTING SHOTS#AND THE MOVEMENT AND DETAIL ANDD EVERYTHING#ALSO I HEARD HAYAMI SAORI AS FALIN OMG ITS PERECT 🥺🥺🥺#dunmeshi liveblog
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oh my god i got so emotional SHUT UUUUUP
#911#911verse#evan buckley#so this is what crying about a character is actually like#like i do be crying at times dont get me wrong#but i just love buck so much. i kept stopping the episode and going. omg omg omg#omg its happening. omg idk if i can actually watch this. omg its happening !!!!!!!!!!!#jesus christ JESUS CHRIST#like i know we throw the word around a lot but this is MY SON#and everything that happened in the episode. it was like it was happening to me#i felt actual physical damage and actual butterflies as the kiss moment approached#like theY DID THAT#THEY MADE MY BI SON CANONICALLY BI#idk to have this shift in a characters perception this late in a procedural….. 911 you gods#i really hope they can somehow make more seasons cause they would deserve ti#it. and like. this doesn’t have to be the end of buddie??#they could get them together at any time bc buck realizing hes into men is a lot other worm can than buck realizing hes in love with#his best friend. i just dont know how they would do it with eddie bc they would have to pull a lot of focus over there too with a big#chance of feeling repetitive with their narratives#maybe they just show them together after a timejump and say they worked some stuff out idk lmao#ANYWAY I AM STILL CRYING BECAUSE BUCK MY SON IS A CANONICAL BISEXUAL JEALOUS DISASTER JUST LIKE HIS MAMA ❤️#THIS IS WHAT REPRESENTATION IS ACTUALLY ALL ABOUT (and i mean his horrifying handling of the feelings of being left out of course lmao)#THE LOOK EDDIE SHOT HIM TOO#i am too frazzled rn i just need to scream i think#hi. im sorry this is me coming out of the 911 closet now that wwdits is on hiatus#evan buckley!!!!!#SON OF MY SONS#LIGHT OF MY LIFE#APPLE OF MY EYE
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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 3: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression
(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)
The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should throw a coin into the mysterious well ….
"After nearly ten minutes rummaging through the disorganization at the bottom of his backpack, he finally approaches the well once again, meager coin pouch in hand. He meticulously balances a little golden coin on the tip of his thumb, positioning it just so for an elegant coin flip… With a flick of his hand, the coin wobbles off, anticlimactically dropping into the darkness.. He pouts, leaning in to listen for a plonk as the coin hits the water but… nothing…. silence.. A few minutes pass and he shrugs, moving to pick up his bag and just continue his journey elsewhere, when suddenly a faint noise echoes from the well.. an almost cartoonish plopping sound, like wet feet slapping against stone..? The pitter patter grows closer and closer…then stops abruptly. The adventurer cautiously slinks over to the well, only to find.. a creature of some sort, clinging to the walls, staring up at him blankly. - What should he do next?"
#paventure posting#polls#choose your own adventure#(I saw a few people tag these as that and I guess it makes sense. hmm)#DAY 3!!! vote to choose this little man's fate#Sad that people did not want to go into the well.. :( Maybe we can still go in depending on how things go with#The Creachure. I mean I know I could just make whatever happen anyway since I'm the one doing it but. It has to feel natural lol#it would be obviously just me doing what I want if I was like 'oh uh we went to throw the coin in the well but he tripped and#fell and then somehow didnt die and whoops he's in the well anyway!!'' lol#I care more about things being realistic and natural than following whatever ideas seem interesting. If it was voted for him to explode#into a million pieces sadly I would simply have to explode him. audience says#let me know if the formatting of this is weird?? also? I wasn't sure where to put the slightly longer bit of text#so I kept it under a reas more just to the post looks neater. I thought it'd seem weird with a bunch of text blocks sandwiching the poll#and too much going on. But I also feel like it's organizationally weird if all the details are at the end? eh..#bt then at least it's optional. not everyone will want to read more. And it's not like.. amazing text lol#I'm slapping them out off of the top of my head with minimal editing because I have to get it done and I know if I make it too complicated#or become concerned with like things being Perfectly Revised then I will absolutely not be able to do it once a day#Same with the obvious sketchy ms paint art lol. But so like. I dont feel as bad about kind of having the text be options#*optional since it's not like 'omg this is so good u have to read this' it's like.. eh.. passable amount of detail ghbj#ANYWAY. and 'paventure' (poll + adventure) is just temporary so I have a way to tag this on the blog/keep up with the posts#in a organized way. I think 'padventure' is more obvious but that's already the name of other things and I didnt want the tags to be#confusing or like.. post in some random tag that people already use for something else#but the only thing I found when googling 'paventure' is like. .some venture capital business from PA. and who cares about that lol#explanation probably not needed but I think it sounds a bit silly so I'm justifying myself to myself lol#ANYWAY. lov his silly hat. I want to draw him more. I want to name him. I COULD DO A POLL TO CHOOSE A NAME#but that wouldn't fit in with any of the days lol. maybe if I make it a week actually doing it or something at the end of the week#I could do a bonus poll or something. ??? idk.. ANYWAY.. new day!
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cant stop thinking abt when i walked home w work crush the first day and neither of us could stop staring at the other's lips. today he offered to help me w my Tasks unprompted. I HAVE NO GAME IM LOST AT SEA
#i felt like i was going insane like i was like oh nooo im staring at his mouth too much but he kept looking at mine so#we're even i think#yes im technically working yes im unemployed not elaborating#this is the soft hands guy#masks are mandatory at the place and most ppl take them off when outside and it's not crowded so it was also like#omg hii lips! jsjdhfhdh#he just moved so he had to take out google maps to find his home...#and yet you walked me to my street not knowing if we were going in the right direction. curious#tbf i mentioned which street i lived on and his was not far but still. this is fun for me to believe#karinyo.txt
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brooo i just watched someone play the beginning of bg3 and. what the fuck. where the fuck did i miss Gale
#damien.txt#oh my godddddd i wanted gale so bad what the fuck#i kept being like 'oh he'll be around here eventually' but no??#where is the portal he comes out of???? oh my god???#also i somehow never managed to pick up lae'zael either. have no idea how#did i just miss a whole part of the map or something whaaat#this is so not helping me fall asleep omg. the urge to boot up the game again & go looking#though like. if i'm in act 2 it's probably too late right lol#bg3
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Two medium, two topping, pizzas should not cost $50 with tip 😭 wtf is this shit
#marquilla#i mean mom got extra everything on hers so it was a full $7 more but like come on man 😭 its not even good pizza#the place that makes actual handmade pizzas with (nasty to me) Wisconsin cheese and is CHEAPER actually is carry out only#and mom said 'fuck that ill get what youre getting i guess :( '#it's $50 including the tip idk if i was clear there#i add 'please' every time i add a request lol like 'make the meat crispy please' 'side door please' bc im overly polite (try ordering at a#sit down restaurant with me ill put you to shame with all my pleases) and i just hope that we dont get a stalker delivery guy bc of that#again. we had one guy who would recognize our name on the order and volunteer to deliver it himself 😬 stopped getting it there for ab a#year at least after that hoping to wait him out...#anyway i put please after every special instruction thing bc i know they get treated like shit and i wanna not be another asshole#oh i remember why he kept delivering to us like that it was bc i said please and i put in the delivery instructions#to have a nice day or 'drive safe' and he thought that was so nice. like well im a nice person... and i want you to deliver my pizza w/o#you risking an accident trying to be quick like dominos (look up why it's no longer 30 min or less)#dominos is such nasty ass pizza too omg sgsggsgs we got it ONCE bc DogCousin likes it and god never again#it was like $70 or something for 3 people yuck id rather nasty ass papa Johns cardboard shit than that#anyway shshshhs
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That moment you have a nightmare so realistic that you can't tell if you're actually awake or still in another layer of it
#in other news i barely had 3 hours of sleep#this was.... horrifying#normally my nightmares are grotesque and disgusting#but this was so realistic#it was mundane#just my day to day life#my aunt threw out my cat#i had a stel sister for some reason who had tried to throw out Custard but i fought her and got him back in#my other aunt's family were living with us for some reason and my usual aunt kept insulting my cousin#there was like one tiny glimmer of goodness in it tho#i got to speak to someone who matters alot to me#he lived in the same building in the dream#he looked so gorgeous omg#idk how we started speaking bc of dream logic but he was so sweet#my family kept interrupting me and i think he got scared from one of them#couldn't tell me who because he obviously doesn't know their names#i told him to leave bc he seemed lowkey afraid for his own safety#i apologized to him too#but he hid and my aunt came in to stare at the art he did on a wall infront of our balcony#i kept trying to distract her so he could safely leave but he stayed#then she started to lowkey insulting the art#saying that the iranian version of one of the people he drew was better 😭😭#he obviously got insulted and tried to explain stuff to her but you can't explain things to my aunt#it only adds fuel to the fire#you only agree with her... but he didn't know that#i somehow managed to resolve this issue with minimal casualties lol#i said something about wishing i could meet the artist who drew this (i didn't know it was him)#and he said that i already did and that he is accepting commissions and would even do it for free for me#anyway after he left my family started trash talking him#like real bigoted stuff
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Biggest mistake ever was searching up kpop idols who have had box braids or dreads bc the more i scrolled the more id see another idol i love betray me
#.txt#BRO NOT WINWIN LMAO#ngl highkey i was cracking up#LIKE WHY HAS THE WHOLE INDUSTRY AT THIS POINT HAD BOX BRAIDS OR DREADS#i forgot her name but that one girl who had the box braid pigtails but kept her straight bangs LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO#That was so funny#i cant get over winwin tho bc srsly who looked at him specifically nd thought yeah he needs box braids#nd omg the rainbow stiff dreads tht one guy did#awful#oh and the corn rows dont even get me started#idk kpop stylist love cornrows bro they dnt even car if the idol looks dumb they will corn row their hair#like their paycheck depends on it#im laughing but its also like actually rly upsetting bc i also saw too many black face things nd its like man#its hard being black ns into kpop bc they will rly b like#the most racist#bro how r u racist while also profetting off of black music nd culture make it make sense#anyways thinking abt kai nd the bedazled durag why does he have that fr
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#ive been looking thru pics from this summer and damn do i have allot unfinished paintings and drawings#and some of them r pretty cool and original too but i just could not see it at the time#i felt the urge to work largely without reference which yielded cool stuff but it was also allot harder to figure out when smth was done#and when i felt that something was missing it made it harder to identify what that may be#anyways im doing smth in gouache for the first time in over a year and im gonna stick to it bc i dont wanna repeat the pattern#plus i dont wanna waste the fancy big format paper its on lol#anyways im quite confident and happy with the result when directly working frm references but artistically i just dont find it satisfying#i might work up the courage to post some unfinished stuff bc why not#also i found some rly cool thumbnails and ideas id forgotten about#music#Bandcamp#omg also i had this awkward ass moment where i was trying to walk past a guy and he like kept on getting closer to me even tho i was at the#edge of the sidewalk and kept on matching my pace even when i was nearly running#and like throwing glances at me until i finally passed him at an intersection#maybe im just overthinking but its like he wanted it to seem like i was with him or smth?#but he didnt try to talk to me#anyways ive had much worse interactions with men#its jst embarrassing to think ppl may have thought i was with that rando fuckboy looking man#and ive been celibate by choice for years now so mayb that contributes to me being esp put off and self conscious at the idea of coming#accross differently
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THESE DREAMS BRO JFC
dreamt last night that i was driving home AGAINST TRAFFIC and missed the turn that leads to my house 😭 turned into a shopping center instead and saw two restaurants i’ve never seen so i was like “hm cool maybe i’ll pick something up”
first restaurant was some weird “build your own vegan meal” place but all the pics on their website were platters of mushrooms for every dish???? so i went into the other restaurant instead which turned out to be some super high class bougie russian bar/cafe.
everyone was staring at me like i didn’t belong there and it took me forever to order because the entire menu was in russian and i didn’t understand anything. eventually one of the nicer waitresses just ordered for me and it was honestly the most subpar food i’ve ever eaten lmao
but THEN i had to go to the bathroom so i walk into their bathroom and the entire thing is trashed
like it was so bad and the floor was sloped so all the water in the toilet was spilling out??? AND TO TOP IT OFF
the wall separating the bathroom from the restaurant was just some climbing ivy and nothing else so EVERYBODY COULD SEE INSIDE KADHAKDJKAS so all i did was wash my hands then walked back out and asked for the bill bc i didn’t want anything else and it was all crazy expensive….. but they wouldn’t let me have the bill, like they were trying to keep me there to spend more and the bartender (some tall dude with a big ass beard) walks out from the back and starts turning my bill into a game????
like auctioning it off to see if anyone wanted to pay it for me or something idk but the bill was $500 FOR 1 TINY ENTREE OF WHATEVER TF THEY GAVE ME and i only had like $70 on me, it was mortifying and i wanted to leave so bad lmao
#woke up after that but i was sooo tired like my brain was overtime for that one lmaOOOO#apple babble 🍎#apple dreams 🍎#non fandom#OH AND THEN THEYVHAD THE NERVE TONASK ME TO RATE THEIR BUSINESS#NEGATIVE 20 STARS LMAO#what bugged me the most is that i knew there was a place i was familiar with right down the street but i felt like i couldn’t leave 😭#holyfrick i’m so tired of having irritating dreams fr#i think it’s because my sensory overload yesterday was so bad because all of the awkward shit that happened and it just#broke my brain lmao#omg and i almost forgot but at some point while i was trying to figure out what to order#some guy and his family came in looking to buy car batteries????#which i wouldn’t fucking be surprised if a russian cafe sold car batteries too lbr#but he was asking me which battery he should get#BRO IDFK IDK YOUR CAR#and when i told him to ask the employees he just kept asking “are you sure are you sure idk are you sure#?????????????????#FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-#ALSJAKDJAKSJKAKS#AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#hate#i hate my brain
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#i haven't been here in forever bc i've been too busy playing stardew#BUT WHEN I TELL YOU I AM DOWN. BAD. FOR THIS MAN#a couple of my coworkers have been ops and i felt like i had no choice but to ignore him whenever we work together#i mean i barely look at this man i have been ignoring him BAD#and today people kept bringing up that he's too quiet today and he looks sad and i was like idk man i leave him alone now#and people are like omg do you think he's like this bc you keep ignoring him????#like don't make me even more delusional omg 😭#anyways so everybody bands together to get me to be the last one to do my checkout so me and him have a chance to talk#and the way he fucking lit up as i sat down in the office when i realized we weren't just small talking#i just. love him 😭#he's so cute and so easy to talk to and i swear to god i'd embarrass myself with how much i'd cry if he actually quit#i told him that ultimately it's his life and it doesn't matter what i think#and he was like no i'll try to stick around for you 😭#dude i'm sorry but if laura is ever out of the picture ima fucking RUN#he's just so good#i mean i love my job but it's probably a million times better bc he's there
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So hybrid bulls and cows are actually separate species in MY fantasy world, not male and female.
So you work on a farm specializing in male cows and bulls, the only woman that’s allowed there due to… how the hybrids behave around any females.
You milk them… but not in the normal way. As the only woman on the farm, you’re the only one they’ll allow to milk their cocks. They produce a special semen that’s a milk alternative, and very yummy!
The cow’s are fine enough, following you around and nuzzling into you, wanting cuddles and extra attention when you’re milking them… they behave so well, blushing and mooing softly, gently moving their hips against your hand as you milk their cocks dry.
The bulls however… are a different story. They’re very territorial and protective over the cow hybrids, who they’ve formed a friendship with. They don’t like most people, and tend to be loners that only come around when it’s milking time.
But your pay is upgraded when the farm owners notice that the bulls have started warming up to you, even starting to treat you like a heifer, keeping you safe and guarding you from the other employees.
It wasn’t a surprise to anyone but you when the bulls started being a bit… too handsy with you. They viewed you as a heifer now… but you were so small compared to any female cow they’d ever seen. A runt, stunted, maybe…
But you had that chubby tummy and plush hips, those plump breasts that would look so pretty full of milk…
Within a month of starting work, you find yourself being bent over by one of the bulls, the cows mooing in distress and trying to comfort you as a fat cock enters your cunt.
“D-don’t be rough with her! She’s little!” one of the cows protests, stroking your hair and cooing softly to you. The bull huffs, hot air hitting the back of your neck as he fucks into you.
“Being as gentle as possible… little thing, couldn’t take me being rough even if I wanted to be…”
Your cunt was stuffed full with cum, several bulls mounting you until you were a blubbering mess. Once the bulls were done, you were surrounded by cows, getting kisses and snuggles… but they wanted to mate as well…
They pressed down on your belly, cum pooling between your legs as they cooed and gently fucked their own seed into you. By the end of the work day, you were spent, curled up in the hay with several cow hybrids as the bulls guarded the door.
You were payed handsomely for your efforts, and offered an even bigger paycheck to let them mount you at least once a week to let out their sexual frustrations.
They became more territorial around you, but when you weren’t in the picture, the bulls were much calmer and didn’t attack anyone that brought out food or came to give them check ups.
And when you became pregnant… well… let’s just say you were tucked away in the barn, living there with the cows and bulls as your belly grew heavy and swollen.
The cows tended to you, making sure you received all the human comforts you wanted along with their endless affections, and the bulls kept you safe.
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A/N: omg… ask me more about this concept because… I’m in love
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