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[twistedappletree]

THESE DREAMS BRO JFC

dreamt last night that i was driving home AGAINST TRAFFIC and missed the turn that leads to my house 😭 turned into a shopping center instead and saw two restaurants i’ve never seen so i was like “hm cool maybe i’ll pick something up”

first restaurant was some weird “build your own vegan meal” place but all the pics on their website were platters of mushrooms for every dish???? so i went into the other restaurant instead which turned out to be some super high class bougie russian bar/cafe.

everyone was staring at me like i didn’t belong there and it took me forever to order because the entire menu was in russian and i didn’t understand anything. eventually one of the nicer waitresses just ordered for me and it was honestly the most subpar food i’ve ever eaten lmao

but THEN i had to go to the bathroom so i walk into their bathroom and the entire thing is trashed

like it was so bad and the floor was sloped so all the water in the toilet was spilling out??? AND TO TOP IT OFF

the wall separating the bathroom from the restaurant was just some climbing ivy and nothing else so EVERYBODY COULD SEE INSIDE KADHAKDJKAS so all i did was wash my hands then walked back out and asked for the bill bc i didn’t want anything else and it was all crazy expensive….. but they wouldn’t let me have the bill, like they were trying to keep me there to spend more and the bartender (some tall dude with a big ass beard) walks out from the back and starts turning my bill into a game????

like auctioning it off to see if anyone wanted to pay it for me or something idk but the bill was $500 FOR 1 TINY ENTREE OF WHATEVER TF THEY GAVE ME and i only had like $70 on me, it was mortifying and i wanted to leave so bad lmao