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I might have to turn to the dark side if I can have his sexy ass. Goddamn. 🥵
#i mean i could totally change him#i can fix him#i know i can#he just needs a good lay#that's all#😏😏😏#didi chill lol#girl stop#reverend leland drury#leland drury#white fang 2#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina
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Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.
Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.
By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.
She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.
Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.
But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.
Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.
Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.
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Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.
There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.
The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.
It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.
But nobody else has any idea what to do.
#Idk I just really like slightly codependent twins#Talia and ras had to put so much work in to prevent them from developing separation anxiety like dogs from the same litter#Also I like Damian thinking Danny is dead until he very abruptly finds out he is now via soul mate agony. Someone did a fic with that idea#It was really good. Let's dial it up to eleven#Danny and Damian having different eye colour and it being the fault of Damian's extra exposure to the pit is awesome too#But I wanted to see if there was a way they could both have the same eyes. Well. Close enough.#Same eyes + twin telepathy + the birth complications people like to give Danny = siamese twins#Also the portal accident happens two years early so there's that#I can't decide whether I want the first meeting to be alive Danny or dead Phantom#Or whether it be a summoning or something#I just need Damian and Danny to lay eyes on each other and immediately go feral#They still don't want to share a room though#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny and damian are twins#twins#twin au#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp crossover#It's not like telepathy it's more if one twin has seen it so has the other#It's not conscious on their part. They don't choose to share things usually. It's been that way since they were born.#That's what they think twins are for the longest time until talia realises and explains#Ras genuinely thinks Danny died because of how devastated Damian was and how he stopped knowing things he shouldn't#1k
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im ngl i feel like clowns current relationship w ros in realms is the type of relationship ls kab expected/wanted from clown. like they wanted clown to be someone they could rely on to always protect them and to stick by their side always, but i dont think this type was ever possible for the two of them, even if kab had succeeded in "proving" themself like clown said he wanted them to.
like even if we ignore that it was already incredibly unlikely given the nature of lifesteal and how clown could never trust anyone on ls wholly and completely knowing they COULD betray him and try to kill him at any moment, i actually think who kab is as a person is Why they never wouldve been able team w clown like they wanted to
not bc kab has specifically done anything wrong or done anything to make clown be against teaming w them, but bc kab lacks the distinct, very specific type of open and unashamed vulnerability people like branzy and ros exhibit both in general and w clown specifically that he seems drawn to. kab is too guarded and too tricky as a person to ever be vulnerable and openly reliant on clown in a way that makes him feel the Need to take care of nd protect them.
its not as if ros and branzy are incapable in the slightest; branzy is a cunning and surprisingly revenge driven guy and ros is incredibly smart and clearly WANTS to come out of her shell to fight for herself and for the people she holds dear, but w clown specifically they are so openly and easily vulnerable w him. they will go to him for protection and if they want to explore their own bloodlust, and they make clown feel needed and valued in an incredibly specific way. like theyre basically people he can save and protect in a way nobody else can bc he IS just the strongest, and nobody else can take care of them in the way he can bc of his strengeth and bc of the softness they show w him.
and kab is just...not that type of person. they could never be someone who leaves themself as openly vulnerable and reliant on clown in the way he needs to be needed for the relationship kab wanted w him. like kab is too scared and way too paranoid abt everything that could go wrong to put themself in a position like that. they lack the open softness and sorta "damsel" vibes that clown is drawn to in branzy and ros. the thing that makes him feel so strongly abt protecting them and taking care of them.
bc ultimately, kab is someone will fight and stop at nothing survive. there will never be a situation where theyd rely on clown to help or save them without any sort of other plan, so the fact that they would never need him in the way that makes him feel the most cared for and wanted means their relationship was never going to be what kab wanted it to be. and kab seems to have realized this, at least!!! that its smt they dont have w clown, but they can get something like what they need in mane bc he WILL protect them in the way they need but theres no rose tinted glasses for kab to view mane through so their relationship is, funnily enough, much more equal than kabs relationship w clown ever was due to the way they idolized him
#lifesteal#lifesteal spoilers#killerbunnies#candy duo#clownzy#clownpierce#kaboodle#roscumber#branzycraft#sorry i tried to make this coherent#did i do a good job?#idk bro its like 1230 am LOL#i was thinking Thoughts abt clown and how interesting his relationships are#and i realized when kab very briefly mentioned ros. and people talking abt her and clown on twt#that clowns loyalty to ros is what ls kab wanted from ls clown#and it had me thinking abt Why clown and kab arent like that on ls nd i realized its bc kab just isnt someone who like#who needs clown in the way he wants to be needed#in the way ros and branzy make him feel needed#feel cared for#they lay their hearts bare to him and he does everything in his power to protect them#he wouldnt die for them but he'd cut down servers for them yk?
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P1 clara route oh my god
#okay so she’s been my favorite for a hot minute#but actually playing her route is a totally different experience#like. fuck. this is a character literally made for me#it is shocking to see media that depicts so accurately what being stuck in a cult mentality is like#her whole dynamic with Katerina is INSANE to me#as someone with some personal experience in a situation like that. good lord#all interactions with block hit me like a GUT PUNCH#ik fanon casts him as her dad sometimes but he made my skin crawl#the fervent and desperate way he exalts her was just horrifying#and Clara accepting this from people because its the only way she will ever be loved#her entire story is about destruction being a child#and all children want is to be loved#and yet. the only person who loves her without condition is the twin she invented with a lie#it is so heartbreaking i need to lay DOWN#pathologic#pathologic 2#digital art#clara pathologic#clara saburova#pathologic classic hd
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and i thought to myself it's gonna be a simple 30 minute study........WRONG.
some closeups because i spent waay too much time on details
#my art#tobias forge#the band ghost#ghost the band#his autistic demeanor has captivated me. he's just so ultimately lost on that pic#this is probably the most detailed piece i've ever made#i guess i am no longer allowed to say that i'm not good with faces..I need to lay down.#beloved swedish cryptid creature
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Do you guys ever realise just how small and young Cal was in Fallen Order?!
This guy, at most 17/18 years old, with the HUGEST puppy eyes, was fighting inquisitors and running from the Empire.
It’s CRAZY.
Like imagine you get beaten by this absolute short stack. Outwitted by this teenage dork.
I wouldn’t show my face ever again!
Props to Vader for keeping up his ego after this tiny man broke into his home, stole his holocron doodad and escaped again. WITH HIS LIFE!! And saving Cere’s! And breaking the glass walls of the Fortress!
You got outclassed by a teenage dork whose best friend is a droid and thinks ponchos are the height of fashion. He doesn’t need to beat you in a fight, he just needs to get away and live to tell the tale and he DID.
MASSIVE.
It does make me sad though because look at him, man. He’s so young. Dude still rubs his eyes like a kid when he’s woken up.
He shouldn’t have had to deal with this but he did and he did so well too.
Sometimes I forget how cheerful and impressionable Cal can be in Fallen Order and then I remember. And then I hate Saw even more.
Anyway I have no idea where I was going with this. He’s small. About 3 pancakes high.
#if you think I’m sad about normal Cal you should see me with Padawan Cal!!!#it’s not fair dude he should be doing his homework and playing video games#in another universe Cal doesn’t have to do any of this. he just jets around the galaxy with his adopted family and has fun#I would be a good motherrrrrr 😭#dude needs a lay in and a nerf gun. let him live a normal life I beg#cal kestis#jedi fallen order
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So I'm well aware this is probably a case of "it isn't that deep" but I love looking at all the fiddly little accessories and bits and bobs of Hoyo designs and trying to justify them. Sampo's is particularly funny, because. What even is all that dkkxjdkd
His outfit has so many straps wrapped around him, like they're restraining or holding something in to keep it from bursting at the seams, and not all of them look like they're even connected to anything! But I'd like to think they are useful in certain situations, like if Sampo takes a hit out in the Fragmentum from one of the monsters.
He's hurt, his arm is bleeding, but he is ALMOST done, he just needs a couple more things to fulfill his quota to Natasha and he doesn't want to turn around and go back now. So Sampo frees a strap from his shirt, winds it around his arm above the cut, pulls it tight with his free hand and his teeth. He'll treat it properly in a minute, once he's done scavenging.
There's also the strange chains that resemble snake spines. Given how they're way longer in his splash art and the way they wind around-
I'd like to think they can extend somehow, and Sampo can use them to scale heights. Firefly clocks him as a covert fighter without even being within 20 feet of him, so it would make sense for Sampo to have ways to get around that don't involve usual/obvious methods, like stairs. Think assassin skill sets.
He's also the only one known to be able to get between the Underground and the overworld, and while he's pretty tight-lipped about his method, having some sort of device to help traverse vertical heights is probably insanely helpful there.
And the little metal ornaments across the backs of his wrists! You can see it a bit better in his reference sheet (everyone say thanks @/dragaliareferencearchive!) as opposed to his splash art-
they aren't flat, they stick up a bit off his arms. And so I wonder if Gepard has ever gone to arrest Sampo, and found that they interfere with his handcuffs haha
The ornaments don't match, the one on his right wrist is actually shorter and doesn't extend down to the back of his hand. Which probably doesn't make it nearly as annoying for handcuffs as the left one, but it would make sense for Sampo to have them like that, since he seems to be right-handed! I think a certain proficiency in being ambidextrous is necessary to dual wield daggers like he does, but. Sampo uses his right hand to
hold his blade in his splash art
throw his blade in his skill
play/show off with his dagger in his idle
lob smoke bombs in his technique
cross over his heart when he bows
and to flip his bangs during the cutscene where he saves the trailblazers from Bronya
So a shorter guard on his right hand would help him keep his wrist's flexibility to be able to do all that unimpeded (loving the thought now that Sampo is naturally right-handed and still better with it, but he practiced constantly with his left until he could do things passably ambidextrous).
I also love them because I wonder if they're in the perfect place to help block a hit, along with the chain wrapped around his left forearm.
Like I love the image of a hired killer soundlessly sneaking up behind Sampo in some shady dark alley, knife sloooooowly raising, and then all at once, they strike!
And instead of feeling the blade sink into his back, they get the unpleasant resonating of metal-on-metal shivering up their arm and rattling their bones, because Sampo has turned around at the last second and raised his crossed his arms to let the knife glance off the guards on his wrists.
And the mercenary is left to realize that oh, they are fucked.
#sampo koski#hsr sampo#hsr sampo koski#hsr#honkai star rail#now that I think about it is there literally ANYTHING in canon that says Gepard carries handcuffs or do we all just need to be bonked skzjm#things I lay awake thinking about at 3 AM ☆#I would actually love to see Sampo use those guards to block a blow from Gepard because hhhhhh#gepo fight scene! gepo fight scene!#Gepard trying to bring Sampo down only to get held off at the last second#adrenaline pumping breath quick faces close together eyes wild and bright breathing right in each other's space#ahem#anyway#but I can't see them like REALLY fighting because Sampo mostly just commits fraud and theft and I don't think Gepard would resort to-#-violence over that. Geppie is a good boy he probably wouldn't get violent with Sampo unless Sampo was putting other people in danger.#looking at his splash art this closely also gave me a really funny revelation which I'll maybe post tomorrow#Sampo is such a little shit I love him NSMKDNDMD
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Killer who needs pressure like a weighted blanket to calm down but he doesn't know that that's a thing or that weighted blankets exist so he just buzzes around Horror annoying him for 30 minutes until Horror puts him in a headlock
#UTDR#UTMV#Killer Sans#Horror Sans#He just needs to be slightly compressed#Just a light squishing#Horror just thinks he's a pain in the ass and tries to have more patience and not give into his shit#It doesn't work because Killer is persistent and can't settle down#Horror probably doesn't get peace until Cross joins and Killer starts pestering him instead#Except when Cross gets pissed he just straight up wrestles him#And when Cross pins him down (because he was actually trained how to fight) Killer just. lays there. content. this is good#Eventually Cross learns how to cut out the middleman and just go sit on Killer when he's getting too feisty#Unless he's in a mood or wants the exercise. Then they throw each other around for a while
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Okay, but what if Carlos being able to deflect bullets becomes a running joke. It starts when he gets shot and the bullet bounces off his ribs and then it just keeps going. He gets shot again but his vest takes the hit and he’s fine with just a bruised rib. Then he gets in a shoot out and a bullet goes through his hat, narrowly missing his head. Campbell starts to make jokes about it. Then they end up in a shootout together and Carlos gets shot yet again, but it bounces off his badge and ricochets and hits Campbell (but just grazes his arms). And poor Ranger Soup is just in constant state of being baffled by his partner’s unique ability to narrowly avoid being shot.
#911 lone star#carlos reyes#sam campbell#eventually Carlos ends up taking a bullet for real#he’s laying on the ground and asks Campbell how bad it is#and Sam is just like 😬 I don’t think this one bounced off. buddy. it don’t look good.#this is high on the list of things I need to write. actually.
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Fake Pep looks like a very spongy fellow…
Like, you put that man in a bath and he’ll just soak up all the water like a sponge would do 🤔
well, the way i see it, Fake HATES being in water. it messes with his skin and makes him lose his form, so unless it's like, a real nice, comfy warm bath, it probably isn't too pleasant.
.... but, what he CAN do, drinking liquids doesn't hurt him, his insides are more "sturdy" and can absorb it better. so if he were to be put in, let's say, a container of sorts filled with water, he'd probably just try to drink all of the water in order to get it off of him.
something that Peppino unfortunately found out once while trying to get Fake to take a bath.
so... i guess he DOES work kinda like a sponge, in certain situations. Fake sure doesn't like doing it that much though... it takes forever to get all that water absorbed.
(featured: One Sopping Wet Bag of Goop (basically just a water bed at this point.))
#he gets real grumpy and sluggish when he's filled up like that. a lot less pleasant for him than being full of food.#he MAY be able to tolerate you laying down on his squishy self but don't push your luck.#also hey SORRY ANON FOR UHH KINDA LEAVING THIS ASK FOR A MONTH HOPE ALL IS GOOD 👍#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#literally just like that Spongebob episode where Gary takes a bath. but instead of Spongebob soaking the bath up. now it's Gary.#there is no need to take a bath if the bath is INSIDE of you!! *taps forehead*
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Reading MW takes on Twitter is like reading a summary of the Bible from someone who only watched like a Family Guy family special about it
#did we play the same game? did we see the same themes yes themes as in plural#like my god get off ur fucking high horses or stop trying to make a unique theory just to be unique#like if it clearly doesn’t fit the plot it causes unnecessary arguments#people are weird and weirdly obsessed with making like the issues in the game solely interpersonal when it is clearly very institutional#with everything we learn about PE and how hard they make it to seek justice or safety#and ur treating it like the average person is a horrible troll monster#when the game really tries to show you how humans people become bad or can be enabled to do their worse through many different ways#but go ahead make it seem like all the men are like willingly Jimmy’s goon squad of predator enablers pls pls pls just look from another#view point I’m begging yall sometimes it’s good to leave those echo chambers#like taking parts of conversations out of context to make characters look better or worse is literally a tactic Jimmy uses ur using Jimmy#tactics to prove ur point dummy head#side tag tangent I am also very annoyed with how many people really do think Curly could’ve just had changes made to the ship during the#travel like a big point is that they barely had resources to just survive regularly#other than random scrap and wires for serious repairs they def didn’t just have locks laying about nor are the doors outside of medical and#the cockpit are suited to install locks like the whole point of the illusion of choice#is that at the end the options presented were never gonna be viable whether it was because of the time needed to execute them the standards#they were under or their lack of resources all mainly caused by PE no matter how much Curly#wanted to do something there’s very little he could’ve#even the ideas posed we have would have only happened after the assault and done little to actually stop the crash when you think about it#and it’s sad and sounds weird but that’s the case#mouthwashing
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i am—
pls someone i am not okay
i might legitimately sob look at how happy he is he’s so fucking gorgeous and i am losing my shit over his crinkles h e l p~🎃
#i am going to hyperventilate until i pass out#i stg#it’s a good thing i’m laying on the chaise bc otherwise i would be even more not okay#fr my chaise lounge would turn into a victorian fainting couch real fucking quick#this is THE frimage#oh my god please#frank pls#i just need to smoosh his face and give him a forehead kiss#i am so fucking proud of him he’s doin so good and i fucking love him#frnkiebby#frank iero#ls dunes#frnkiero#frnkie
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Purely self indulgent nagireo fluff!
#Rather ooc RIP i dont care i want them to be happy#I want to see nagi flustered#Also pale purple palette!!! I wanna be good at colors y’all#They just need to cuddle#Perhaps this would make sense if like they just started dating and reo was sleepy or smth and this is the first time he lays on Nagi—#Which throws him off and successfully flusters him#Idkkkkk just let them be happy i dunno how they got thereeee#Nagireo#nagi seishiro#reo mikage#reo x nagi#blue lock#bllk#Episode nagi
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floppy mid-00s mcnulty is THEEEEE modern au ned. look at him. he's like a microfibre cloth left in the dryer picking up socks with all the static electricity
anon, while i love your conviction on the topic, i'm afraid i have to disagree. modern!au ned would look like this:
gif credit: @mmcnultys
just an average dude trying his best to survive the horrors (mandated corporate team-building exercises). though to be fair, he does still look like a staticky microfibre cloth in the second gif. so good call on that.
#my asks#matthew mcnulty#edward little#modern!au ned will always be the “Just Some Guy” of my heart#simply a tired and overworked man in need of a good lay and a warm hug#he's only ever been infrequently acquainted with either vegetables or proper hydration#he enjoys a pint down at the local every now and then but heavy drinking gives him ulcers#the bags under his eyes might as well be designer at this point
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how DARE he if he’s not going to blow my back out immediately after
#ngl i was thinking of this picture as soon as i woke up this morning#i was so warm and cozy in bed and i was like MAXIMUS SHOULD BE HERE TOO#i know his gladiator cell must have been less than comfortable#he looks like he’s trying to lay in a way that minimizes the discomfort :(#maximus PLEASE my bed is available#if his back or neck is bothering him he can get a good night’s sleep with me hehe#and a shoulder rub!#and anything else literally i am SO DOWN BAD I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE#look at his arms hnnhghhnanahagahh#i need my head on his chest so bad it makes me look stupid#just wanna snuggle in and run my hands over him while he falls asleep#he would be so warm 🥰 so cozy 🥰#you see that skin he’s showing??? i’m kissing EVERY inch of it#i adore him worship him lay my whole life at his feet#maximus come to my arms#my beloved my light in the morning my joy of life#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#low quality screencaps of a high quality man
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i hope whatever weird thing thats wrong with me is resolved by the concert next month bc if its not im really not seeing how i'll be able to go
#im used to having health problems and usually they dont stress me too much. im good at compartmentalizing it away into a little folder#but this time its just completely weird and nothing ive ever had before and its driving me crazy bc ive been to the doctors 3 times#no help no idea wait until october 3 and its getting more painful and weird every day i keep needing to lay down for hours#and just doing anything womens health related is already a fucking struggle like i dont want to be doing any of this usually i dont#get stressed like this but ive never experienced this so it is freaking me out bc my aunt had weird cancer and my uncles been just diagnose#with stage 4 and hes been given 18months and my grandma died last year can you just take me serious for once#anyway sorry for the monday morning vent but if i dont put this somewhere im gonna have an actual freak out
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