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helluva-high · 1 year ago

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post-parasite fresh

HIIII i got super silly this time tehe ,':*

meet post-parasite fresh! or p!fresh, or punk for short! a version of fresh without the parasite! im still learning all like the lore for utaus n everything so forgive me if stuff abt him contradicts canon fresh((prayer hands

BASICALLY!!!!! he got fed up w true!fresh and straight up ripped it out of himself, in turn breaking his left eyesocket from the force.

i dont know how good the quality of the ref is gonna be since it took foreva to download!!! so ill list it under the cut

he is half blind in his left eye

his shades are prescription to help with his eyesight

he can feel all the emotions again, but they're severely dulled down

he has cassette tapes that act like ink's vials (since ink helped him make them). they're colour coordinated and he just listens to them to feel certain moods/ emotions. i'll make a list for that in the future, but just base it off of ink's vials for now.

he has to force his censor now, and it really only works when he listens to his yellow tape. other than that, it's gone, and he curses freely.

he carries his bat! everywhere! just to have something for his hands to hold and mess around with

he can summon his skateboards out of thin air with a wave of his hand, it's actually really cool

he's still annoying and irritating, and still has a lack of boundaries, but is learning to respect them more, and setting up boundaries of his own

im silly so he is obsessed w fnaf security breach, the stickers on his bat, walkman, and shoes should be proof enough but he will talk anyone's ear off about it, he loves freddy fazbear guys

other info!!

he never really changed from the bright 90s fashion, just pulled back a lot. it's a reminder of who he was with the parasite, but it's also what he's comfortable with so it's a battle with his outfits.

he has braces!!!!!!!! and his bands change colour and dull down when he hasn't listened to any of his tapes in a while.

for funsies, he has a weird relationship with killer. they annoy each other but killer annoys punk more than he ever did to him, so it's often a cat and mouse chase between them.

him and ink are really close, especially since after punk ripped true!fresh out of his body, his first thought was to head to the doodlesphere and collapse there until ink found him and took him to the star sanses to heal him.

instead of being able to listen to two or more tapes at a time, he combines the songs and colours into new tapes for combined emotions.

he's really sarcastic and likes to mess with people just to get a rise out of them.

he mainly hangs out with the star sanses, and is on good terms with a few of the bad sanses, namely error and nightmare.

chews gum a lot, how it doesn't get stuck in his braces is beyond anyone

his shades also say 'lame' instead of the default 'yolo'.

he has a wall in his area of the anti-void(s?) filled top to bottom with skateboards of all kinds. after he healed up and was well on his own, he spraypainted 'f... fresh' (uncensored) all over them. street graffiti style. error stumbled upon it and laughed over it.

his eyelights, mainly his right one, change with how he's feeling. if he's, yknow, just happy and content, it's normal. if he's excited, it turns into '!!', confused is '??', etc. when he's in love with someone or something, it's a heart, and more often than not, when he's around killer, it's an 'x'. his shades do the same, but he can control what's on them. his eye lights give him away, he doesn't even know they change shape.

a few times, his eyelights changed into stars, which earned him the nickname 'punkstar', which he hates, but secretly likes. he'll never outright admit that, though.

not as good as he used to be with skateboarding and rollerskating, but he can still pull off quite a few tricks.

hates who he was as fresh, and subtly tries to make up for anything 'bad' he did when he was infected with the parasite. he's too stubborn to apologize for anything.

he has big bulky headphones that are super bright and flashy, and he normally wears those in the anti-void to just drown out everything. he can get overstimulated if he's not actively apart of whatever is happening around him, so he retreats back to the anti-void to just calm down.

despite carrying his baseball bat everywhere, he knows nothing about baseball.

get him to open up to you, and he'll latch onto you like a leech seeking comfort and approval. it's.. weird.

when he gets upset (after listening to his red tape), he'll actively seek out stuff to break with his baseball bat. when in combat, he turns his hat forward for effect.

here's closeups of his fit!

i think that's it?? i'll post more abt him later in the future. his whole idea just came to me when i went "fresh but he listens to cassettes and they work like ink's vials" and it moved into this whole thing

(half of the things in this post i made up while writing this LOL)

thats it i think ILL POST MORE 4.0.4 STUFF SOON I PROMMY!!!!!!!!!! ok byebye!

#undertale #undertaleau #utau #fresh sans #postparasite fresh #p!fresh #punk sans #helluvart #90s trash #fresh sans oc?? can i even call him that #i wont im just gonna shove it in the tags tho #radical vibes brah #hes such a loser

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fallenorchids · 4 months ago

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Okay! So in this i’m going to read through op’s OG post and attack each point one by one in (semi) order

I should let it be known that I’m not giving you lot my time to take scs for EVERY SINGLE BULLET because frankly you’re all kinda stupid and wouldnt know evidence if it looked you square in the face (which it WOULD if you actually read any dialogue)

1) “he can’t face his own problems and relies on others to do so”

- Well. Lets look at his biggest problem! Dark Enchantress. If i remember the PROLOGUE well enough there was a little scene where pure vanilla LITERALLY KILLED HIMSELF TO PUT DE AWAY? Sure it was only temporary, but he used *forbidden* magic to literally save the world. If you look at the ancients reaction to his sacrifice, you can tell they didnt actually want this. As for the rest of the game: obviously he’s going to get help?? Yknow why?? Because he has FRIENDS. He has ALLIES that are willing to support him. Why would he need to fight her alone? She’s quite literally trying to destroy the world, thats an “everyone” problem.

Now, when op sent me “evidence” it included WL defeating shmilk, and i said in my comment on that post that i assumed they(?) meant that PV should have defeated shmilk himself because shmilk is his problem- i wont repeat myself here, so i recommend just reading that comment for it.

2: “ It’s also clear he gives no shits about his own people nor his own fucking family, lets talk about how his youngest descendant was left in a forest to fucking die by his own family and pure vanilla didn’t even know.”

- Wow. Okay a lot of things wrong with that sentence. Lets break this down bit by bit.

He gives no shits about his people? Well. In the cookie run art book its explicitly stated that the WORST thing on the black market in his kingdom was fake jewelry. Just. Jewelry. (Before you get on my ass, the artbook can be argued with HOWEVER i think it can be used as a reliable source for the PV kingdom since they didnt change anything from then to now- unlike with the gc kingdom.)

In the event “Story by the Fireplace” Black raisins says: “The villager cookies prepared a party as a gift! They want to thank you for taking care of everyone for the past year.” Well, clearly the game doesn’t think PV is doing a bad job of taking care of his current subjects. In that same update, Carol Cookie says to Pinecone: “Remember the cookies of the old Vanilla kingdom? They didn’t know each other when they were first brought into this world… Yet, fate brought them together, so they decided to stand by each other no matter what. They’re each other’s family!”

Clearly, a lot of the old vanilla kingdom denizens viewed each-other as family. You can infer that PV helped raise this kind of environment.

Next: he didn’t know that his youngest descendant was left to die in a forest by his family..

Answer quickly: Can you do anything when you’re dead? I hope you said no because that was the right answer. PURE VANILLA WAS DEAD. IN THE VOID. How could have POSSIBLY known what custard iii was up to? He had no idea the remnants of his kingdom created the republic, how could he have a slightest clue what custard iii was doing? Also…Custard iii isnt his descendants. I KNOW. I know thats shocking, and I dont like it either but not once is it ever clearly defined that custard iii is related to him. You might ask: “Well, he talks about being the next king. Wouldnt that mean he was heir to the throne i.e related to PV?” And you would be right! Except devsisters…didn’t ever state that they were related. And if they were, then wouldn’t that be a big deal? It’s an inconsistency on Devsis’ fault imo because I agree that they should be related. The closest Custard iii gets is being the grandson to the prime minister.

So: TLDR: PV physically couldn’t have known about it. Also. “Left to die”?? We don’t know the circumstances of him being out and about like that. For all we know, maybe he ran off from his guardian that may or may not have been his dad? Who knows! Clearly he wasn’t in any danger when he chased the cake hound to the main gang…

3) Not quoting this cuz its long but “PV only involves gingerbrave and talks about sending him to war”

- Talked about this in a prev post, but to sum it up: gingerbrave is the PROTAGONIST. So OBVIOUSLY they’re going to send him in the main plot conflicts even if it seems absolutely silly to do so. Also op says: “Gingerbrave is a 3 year old in a 12 year old’s body”. Well, no?? Gingerbrave acts nothing like a toddler. I’m aware this is probably a hyperbole, but i’m still mentioning it because once again: like everything here: has no real basis.

4) “I’m sick of people victimizing him”

…Are you just an asshole to everyone you know? He’s someone who’s went through trauma since childhood and literally DIED before. Sorry for feeling bad for the guy? (This is just a simplification btw)

5) “Even if he regretted his past mistakes, he is clearly training gingerbrave to be his tool only to toss him out when he’s done; he doesn’t carry about gingerbrave or anybody that isnt himself. I’d actually argue he’s worse than dark enchantress cookie”

-….WHAT?! WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? Genuinely this is the stupidest fucking thing someone has ever said in this goddamn fandom. This sentence makes me believe you failed english class because I don’t think you have reading comprehension. Anyways, here’s a list of DE’s crimes:

“ Usage of dark magic, mass murder, mass property damage, torture, attempted world domination, kidnapping, terrorism, mutilation, abuse of power, war crimes, unlawful imprisonment, psychological abuse, grand larceny, and theft”

6) “pure vanilla is dumb and thats saying a lot for the supposed ancient of wisdom”

- Erm actually 🤓👆 he’s the ancient of truth. But also: How do you define dumb? You realize that intelligence can be measured in a lot of different ways? By Book smarts, he has to be one of/the second smartest. He is repeatedly said to have been just behind white lily in school and is one of the most powerful magic users lore wise. He has to be intelligent. Now, as for street smarts, he might lack there. But yknow why? Because the ancients are a TEAM. They are meant to have their own strengths and weaknesses. No one member is supposed to be a mary/gary sue. Even whoever you consider “the smartest” ancient lacks somewhere that another can pick up on.

7) “Pure vanilla failed to represent and lead his people which was why the raisin village was invaded by wafflebots and the vanilla kingdom became timeless and over taken by DE”

- So…This is wrong. First, PV’s leadership had nothing to do with why DE started the dark flour war! DE started the dark flour war to spread darkness across earthbread and to take the soul jam. Second, the raisin village was attacked by wafflebots because of strawberry crepe cookie. And do you know why strawberry crepe was so angry and started sending the wafflebots to attack? BECAUSE DE ABANDONED THEM. Third, obviously DE overpowered him at the time because he didnt have his power and was an amnesiac for half of the time?? Cut him some slack dude.

8) “At least the ancients can handle their own problems”

-…actually no they cant. That’s..that’s the entire conflict of their episodes. Hollyberry RAN AWAY from her problems, Dark cacao’s mental health declined and locked himself and locked the citadel away, and Golden cheese lived in a virtual world where her kingdom’s souls’ were preserved because DE KILLED HER ENTIRE KINGDOM. But yknow what they, and PV, do? They grow!!

9) “Pure vanilla lacks general remorse and emotion towards his people and those around him.”

-Again, very wrong. It’s so wrong that being overly emotional IS his biggest weakness.

As for lacking general remorse and emotion…. Here’s a conversation from chapter 9.

Light of Truth: “Pure Vanilla Cookie. Are you finally confronting the consequences of your actions?”

PV: “Yes..I really am quite pathetic, aren’t i? I’m..i’m so useless! With or without my memories, it does not matter! I wasn’t able to make a difference then, and I couldn’t make a difference now!”

LoT: “The time for solace and regret has just begun. You must return to the Vanilla Castle and gaze upon your past, once and for all.”

PV: “But…I cannot. I do not…have the heart to endure such agony any longer.”

And It’s not like he’s manipulating anyone here. Because he isn’t TALKING to anyone. This is him reflecting. The LOT is meant to guide him so this is just a reflection of himself.

Here’s a conversation from chapter 10 where PV admits one of his faults:

PV: “Black raisin cookie…You have come to the aid of the cookie who has betrayed your village.”

BR: “Well, I can’t say that I wasn’t angry before…! But i too would have had no choice but to leave.”

And he says this not long after:

“I wish to make this place a kingdom belonging to all cookies. A home for all, with no king or any subjects. A home for the cookies of the desolate village..a haven for cookies who have escaped the oven. The true kingdom for all. Flavours, textures, none of this will matter. All will be welcome to live in happiness… Spending time at your village has opened my eyes.”

After this, BR says that this place wouldnt be too bad to live in, and that the villagers might finally be able to pursue their dreams. How can you say he’s the devil?? He’s not perfect, far from it- but he’s doing what he can to make his kingdom a safe haven. And yknow what? We see him succeed. This isn’t a line they mention once! Strawberry crepe is a child who terrorized the village, but PV welcomes them with open arms. Espresso cookie is escaping the HORRIFIC conditions of the republic and is able to live contentedly in the kingdom.

Final notes: I said this already but, you don’t have to like pure vanilla. No one is OBLIGATED to like him. You can still hate him! You don’t owe anyone a reason to like or dislike a character. What becomes an issue is spreading false information based in little to no evidence. You don’t have to “prove” to anyone that PV is awful to justify hating him. You can just..say you don’t like him! And that’s genuinely okay. But, please, don’t go around telling people facts that are wrong, scapegoating to save your fav character’s face, or speaking of events that didn’t happen just to justify hate. That’s just misinformation.

PV has A LOT of issues. Any PV fan will tell you this. But a lot of his issues are issues Devsisters has with their writing, not PV himself. So, with that! Ends my needlessly long post! Thank you for reading all the way through, I really appreciate it <3

Have a good day/night!

Can you please rant to me about how much you hate GingerBrave smut and Pure Vanilla? I hate GingerBrave smut too

OML YES PLEASE. For starters, it's clear that pure vanilla cannot handle his own problems alone and I'm honestly sick of people not talking about it, people be saying that he's one of the strongest ancients but I'm not seeing it, it's no shit people see him as a TWINK because he fucking acts like one, He can't face his own problems and relies on others to do so, like white lily with shadow milk cookie and GingerBrave for the cookie of darkness + dark enchantress cookie, it's also clear he gives no shits about his own people nor about his own fucking family, let's talk about how his youngest descendant was left in a forest to fucking die by his own family and pure vanilla didn't even know, also, you get how pure vanilla is ONLY involving GingerBrave? Talking about taking him to war and everything? Like what the fuck makes him think it's okay? Even if GingerBrave wants this, why the fuck would he still do it?! GingerBrave is a three year old in a twelve year olds body, and also I'm pretty damn sure GingerBrave was being sent into this, the others were given a choice and he couldn't even be there for his friend. If he had just heard her out he would've prevented this, GingerBrave had no reason at all to be thrown in this, and also im sick of people victimizing him, like "ohh poor pure vanilla" or "pure vanilla is a good guy!" Even if he regretted his past mistakes, he is clearly training GingerBrave to be his tool only to toss him out when he's done, he doesn't care about GingerBrave or anybody that isn't himself, I'd actually argue he's worse than dark enchantress cookie, pure vanilla is dumb and that's saying a lot for the supposed ancient of wisdom, then when I say this to his fans about why I don't like him they want to get all mad and shit, pure vanilla cookie failed to represent and lead his people which was why the raisin village was being invaded by waffle bots and the vanilla kingdom became timeless and over taken by DE, I'm surprised everyone forgave him after everything he did, it's like he has everyone wrapped around his finger, in my opinion pure vanilla is the WEAKEST ancient I ever fucking seen, at least the other ancients can handle their own fucking problems and not send a literal child into this, pure vanilla is supposed to be this peace maker and voice of reason but I feel like people are glorifying him way too much. Pure vanilla lacks general remorse and emotion towards his people and those around him. Better yet, I'm sick of people making pure vanilla cookie seem like a father figure for GingerBrave, like dark cacao or dark Choco or the other ancients I can see that but pure vanilla?

And as for GingerBrave smut, I fucking hate it, people are generally sick in the head, especially the bitches who would age him up to make it okay, like when will they learn that it isn't fucking okay, people would proship this boy, draw him pregnant and even make jokes of the one ad, if it was someone like sorbet shark cookie or sherbet cookie, there would be absolute out rage, but the minute it's GingerBrave all of a sudden it doesn't matter. People had pair GingerBrave up with everyone, his fucking brother included, I swear if it was some other character there would be actual cancelations. When it comes to other characters being proshipped, they wanna scream, get angry, start an actual outrage, rant on how their minors but the minute it's GingerBrave who is one of the most shipped fucking characters is the victim of this, people wanna make jokes or not care, it's actually hard to find people who would actually act out on proshippers who'd proship GingerBrave to no end, like people would do it for cream puff, people would do it for wizard cookie, hell people will do it for strawberry crepe cookie but the minute it's GingerBrave it's fucking SILENCE. Like not a word, NOTHING. I hate how people turn a blind eye on GingerBrave, hell I swear the only reason people are even talking about it is because their favorite adult cookie is in it, hell some people would say they like it when it comes to GingerBrave, you notice how they would age GingerBrave up in some aus to ship him with adults, even making some rape him it's wrong and fucking nasty but people are acting like it's okay because it's fucking GingerBrave.

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #pure vanilla #pure vanilla cookie

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un-pearable · 2 years ago

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okay season 5 lets GOOOO: gonna take a minute to talk plot here. a few minutes actually my apologies i have come into your askbox swinging.

i feel like the season definitely couldve been streamlined in some aspects and i do wish they had done some things differently so bear with me for a second while i try to put things into words. so the way the season kicks off, it seems like they're going to be trying to explore kai & lloyd's relationship given kai's "ill watch over you" and how he tries to slot back into the de facto leader position after lloyd is gone, but they kind of lose that as the season progresses, which is annoying because the pieces are there!

like. morro is simultaneously foils for both lloyd and kai. last season, kai's "im gonna be the green ninja !!!!!!" gets brought up again by both chen and lloyd and also further brought up by lloyd that kai still… hasnt really gotten over himself, but it doesnt really get properly followed up either then or now. he's still subconsciously prioritizing gaining glory for himself as opposed to prioritizing what needs to get done, even if it means that he's not the one to do it.

this carries further again back into the beginning of the arc after lloyd is gone and kai keeps trying to be the leader, even if he repeatedly has no idea what he's doing. its about his glory, not about who would make the best leader (zane its zane the only reason zane leading didnt work out was because the writers knew it would be too powerful), and again is relevant to the arc because kai does this to try and fill the void in the team that lloyd left. its about the two of them.

given morro's existence as somebody who started off as "im gonna be the green ninja !!!!!!!!" and then never got over it, you'd think that we wouldve gotten a fight between him and kai where we circle back to the things brought up last season by lloyd (which works out really nicely as morro is connected to both of them by nature of being narrative foils) and we get a nice tidy wrap up in a battle of ideologies.

ok consider, for a moment: kai wants to be the one to take the glory and beat the snot out of the giant hairy eyeball, and then at some point realizes that lloyd is the one who has to beat it. unfortunately for him, lloyd is in the middle of a deathmatch with morro, so kai steps in to take morro on, making good on his promise to look out for lloyd, so that lloyd can go fulfill his destiny or whatever and save ninjago. as a result, kai steps away from his ego and the moment of glory he's always wanted bc he's realized that there are more important things to deal with, and then we get a fight dialogue abt how kai also thought he was going to be the green ninja and morro is like "why dont you resent lloyd too?!" and kai responds that he got over himself and his massive ego because !! character development !!!!! and the reason this fight is happening at all being because kai has finally let go of his need for glory & because morro never did and AUGH IT COULDVE WORKED OUT SO WELL

going back to lloyd i really dont understand why he wasnt the one to kill the preeminent - esp given his conversation with garmadon about how lloyd needs to grow up one day & how lloyd has his robe now symbolizing him taking on his dad's mantle, it wouldve made wayyyy more sense to have him be the one to finish the job and put his father to rest. yknow. like do i want to subject lloyd to round three of killing his dad? no ofc not but also. thematically yes absolutely

so then, the question becomes, if lloyd is the one to nuke the preeminent… where does that leave nya? and my answer to that is: she shouldve gotten a separate arc, frankly. this arc shouldve been about lloyd & kai's relationship, but in the canon arc nya is kind of just shoehorned in there to the detriment of pretty much everybody, including herself. she's got no narrative or thematic connection to the preeminent, shes not really relevant to the arc outside of the final battle, and she honestly deserved better.

OKAY PLOT STUFF ASIDE my brain has finally started turning on and the thought gears are cranking and i am beginning to form Opinions, which is great for me because i love having opinions. umm okay this is the other arc i am very familiar with and i had a ton of fun. it was very enjoyable. i got my terrible alt outfits and i am THRIVING

maybe one day the ninjago writers will have a season that doesnt nerf lloyd for the entire thing except the last three episodes. probably not but a girl can dream. whoever concepted the giant hairy eyeball and got it approved on a show whose target demographic is children is deranged and i love it. absolute madlad. godspeed for making something so horrifying.

i also find it VERY funny that morro's whole thing is "i am going to become the GREEN NINJA" like it even matters anymore. like bestie idk how to tell you this but that ship has sailed. the prophecy has been completed. functionally the green ninja title has no more meaning than the brown ninja.

also i cant believe cole is just . a ghost now. hes just like that i guess. i know we'll have to sort it out eventually but this is honestly a very funny status quo change.

ok i think thats aboutt it but yes i did really enjoy this season despite what my long diatribe above would have you believe. it was fun it was cool and i am very ready to head into the rest that this show has to offer.

also . btw if you dont want me to send u these things just tell me and i will stop w/ no hard feelings. personally i love people liveblogging things i like to me but i only belatedly realized this may not be universal so i am very sorry if its not 😔

yeahhhh season 5, while it has some banger concepts and The visually traumatic villain all good children's media has in their back pocket, is definitely where you can see the trend of incredibly good ideas with lackluster execution peaking... its still a really good and enjoyable show!!! but

anyway this is canon to me now i will be rolling it around in my head like a marble covered in paint. like those projects you do in elementary school art class or whatever. ooooh character parallels characters who are mirrors characters who are you but ___ but in EVERY possible direction between kai lloyd and morro.... fuck love triangles i need the threeway mirror. you are also Extremely correct that nya deserved her own thing + being more centered. water is fuckin cool as hell can't believe they flopped.

terrible alt outfits are requisite alongside overly grotesque villain design and im so glad you feel they delivered akdsjfds. the only scene i actually remember of this part is where jay, ever the out of touch accidental asshole, yells out "lloyd!! what's wrong with you!??" when morro shows up in his body but damn do i love it. this and cole on the bus when they're teachers,,, they're so stupid. they're canonically like 16. stop giving them jobs. keep doing it its perfect.

the prophecy nonsense getting dragged on for so long is so so frustrating but incredibly funny... what it means to be the green ninja changes every five seconds and honestly lloyd deserves it. just fuckin lie about what your powers are man. manipulate your friend group that being protectors means they gotta do x y and z. lloyd deserves his childhood shittiness back and all the others forgetting he was a petty little punk need to be reminded askdjfkfdsf

the fact!!! that cole just stays a ghost!!! fuckin wild. I never actually saw that get resolved when I was watching as a kid so for a solid decade he was just a ghost in my head. obsessed with the implications of him becoming human again but infinitely funny that unlike reasonable shows. dude just stayed dead after the finale. hi this is ninjago our stakes are REAL and our consequences LASTING. we promise. we made the earth guy incorporeal. he's chill about it now he thinks its cool.

edit: okay hey wait. does morro even know pixal exists. this is completely unimportant but i can’t stop thinking about it. shes still in zane’s head so i’d assume no but??? he does have lloyd’s memories??? does he even acknowledge her??? hm.

#NO PLEASE DONT STOP IM THRILLED EVERY TIME I SEE THESE #ive been drawing and busy today and wasn't able to respond right away but im enjoying them sooo much so don't stop if you don't want to #im. very repetitive here but im very much enjoying myself :> hope you have fun with s6. it's. A Time.#text✨#ninjago #liveninjablogging

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terracyte · 2 years ago

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BELOVED!!! favorite dc characted?

wooOOO HEYY COREY <3333

i guess it might be a bit obvious from the uh everything ive been rbing but my favorite is bman himself: bruce thomas “im a mess all the time always in every way but itll be hard to tell” wayne

ive always liked him as kid watching cartoons and then i had another dc phase in middle school and wooo im back in this fucking building aGAIN-

i just love what he represents yknow! his unwavering humanity and compassion and his absolute devotion to helping others so no one ever goes through what he did. he is in absolutely no way perfect (even though some versions of him just. dont exist to me. like some writers do him SO dirty and guesstimate what hes supposed to be like instead of actually getting him) but you can tell that he tries his damn best even if he doesnt always succeed. he also needs to learn how be a functioning human being who talks about how theyre feeling, but like. hes still working on that probably always will be :v and he has to make the realization that he needs to not be vengeance but hope- and he does!!!! all night and all day all he does is help people and give without wanting to take anything for himself i crY

also i cant lie the fact that he can range from the sickest looking design you’ve ever seen to vague void with ears is great and makes me adore him more 😌

anyway all u need to know about him is that he cares so so much about so many things and hes just. yeah <3

#SORRY FOR YHE LONG REPLY COREY BELOVED #I GOTTA LOT OF FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS #but yeah ahHh ty for yhe ask and for indulging me <33 #truly the obsession started w the 2004 batman cartoon and then krypto the superdog #elementary school me was IMMERSED #and after the 2022 movie….. relapsed #my batman hyperfixation really is just a chain of relapsing #asks #corey tag

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jangofctts · 4 years ago

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Could you maybe do something about your OCs eating out habits? 👀 Please?

yES INDEED YOU MAY DEAR ANON KWEHJKH itS UNDER THE CUT

blanche: blanche is a sLUT for early morning oral or just before/after a nap. I wrote a drabble abt this bUT blanche loves to cuddle by resting his head over your stomach while he lays between your legs so, it’s not a difficult move to drop his mouth to in between your thighs. he’s very steady when he eats you out, slow licks with the flat of his tongue, just taking his time to taste you and make your squirm. he likes to suck your clit and slowly finger you, or just suck your clit until your cumming and then he’ll slide his tongue to your entrance to lick it all up. after that you’ll just go back to cuddling kwejrkhr. he’s also a masSIve fan of you sitting on his face, he’ll grab your ass and just pull you forward--gives zero shits if he ends up drowning in the pussy ekjhekjhe

blue: he’s very soft and gentle, will kiss down your body and kneel for you and ask to eat you out like that. there’s no fancy tricks or wild maneuvers, he keeps it simple buT DONT WORRY, it’s aLL FULL OF LOVE AND WARMTH and he’ll make sure to give you at lEAst two orgasms while eating you out. he gets off and making you feel good so he’s more of a giver than reciver and is more than happy to spend the whole day between your legs rhdjd

sweets: he’s new to this, so be patient!! sweets is very curious however and he adores when you let him explore. this does feel like he’s teasing you since he’ll rub his fingers through your folds a couple times then immediately retract just before he reaches your clit. though with some direction dhkddh he’ll give you want and learn how to do it right. lots of kitten licks and gentle sucking/fingering. pLeAsE make sure to give him some praise and tell him what a good boy is bc he liVES for that shit

jaws: before jaws even reaches your cunt he’s making sURE everywhere else is thoroughly loved and appreciated and thEN he’ll move onto your cunt. he’ll kneel for you as well, or have you any way you want just so long as he gets to put his mouth on you. he’s the type of guy that when he’s eating you out to grind on the mattress or floor and come in his pants. he get’s sorta smug abt it like “oh yeah babe, you make me cum just by letting me taste you” rhdkdj he’s a weirdo but he’s willing to also drown in that WAP

kamikaze (kami): fuckin gOOD LUCK WITH THIS DUDE. he wants to tie you up and tease you for hours with his lips, tongue, fingers, and whatever sort of sex toy you own. he loves to edge you until you either start to cry juSt a wEE bit, beg for him, or a combo of both. sometimes he intentionally ruins your orgasm—he’ll pull his mouth off too slow and just run his index finger from your clit down to your entrance and it’s enough to bring you over the edge without any of that friction or buildup that you nEED. he’ll tease you about it and say smthn like “aw, kitten couldnt wait” or “what a naughty little creature”. he’s RUDE, and theN as if he hasnt bullied yOu ENOUGH, he’ll just jump right into overstimulation. he might hold a vibe over your clit while he tongue fucks you/fingers you and bring you to orgasm MULTIPLE times. he only lets you rest after your thighs start shaking and youre whining his name

fuse: ngl he’s bad at it at first. he’s used to quick fucks and flings and never took the time to properly eat someone out. he doesnt get the big idea and is kinda like adverse to the idea of going down on his partner unTIL of cOURSE he meets you. grab his hair and just yank him around a bit and he’s all yours. tbh it’s gonna be sloppy with no real skill and if you cum it’s definitely a miracle dhdjdj. you sorta have to push him in the right direction and tell him what you want. he’ll be cheeky and ask for a show, like, letting him watch how you finger and touch yourself, yknow? after all he is a visiual learner dhdkdnd. he improves quickly and gets veRy smug abt it—tries to time himself and see how fast he can make you cum the next time rhdkdj

bruiser: he wants you to sit on his face or eat you out from behind. simple as that dhdkdj for him it’s easy to just manhandle you onto his face. he doEs nOt CARE if you break his neck or nose djdkdn he just wants to feel your cunt over his tongue while you have the time of your life. like blanche, the pace he sets is really sensual and warm, not hurried at aLL. he makes you feel like you both have all the time in the world even if you’re fucking in the closet or some shit wkerkjeh. I've said this before but bruiser is an ass man through and through--he likes when you bend over for him and let him eat you out like that. after he makes you come a couple times he doesn't mind moving up to your other hole if you’re interested in that. he may be a bit thicC in the head and the bod but kjerkejh he’s an absolute god in the sheets

void: void is a bit like kami in the sense that he does like to tease and edge you. you dont know how he does it out where he’s learned it but void can do this crazy tongue thing that brings you to the edge VERY fast. it’s like a superpower tbh kjrkewjh. anyway, void has a nice blend between his mouth and fingers, never letting you become used to or bored with the sensation and mixes it with plENtY of dirty talk and soft praises. he likes when it gets messy because then he has an excuse to pull you into the fresher with him. if the fresher has a ledge to sit on, you beT YOUR asS he’s gonna eat you out there too. though, sometimes when he’s in the middle of eating you out and rests his head on your thigh he might...fall asleep if he’s exhausted. it’s pretty funny but he always feels bad about it and makes sure to spend pLENTY of time the next day making up for it when he has time

#HERE YOU GO I HOPE U LIKE KWJEHRK #ask #keida answers #sunburst squadron #clone trooper x reader #clone oc x reader #my writing #clone oc #clone trooper oc

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 years ago

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what are some of mod dave's aus

uhh ok this is a fucking plethora

SO I HAVE!!

HUMANSTUCK - i just imagine this one by default,,, uhh john was definitely born in athens greece. terezis been chinese / korean this whole time idk what youre talking abou-,t-

DEMIGODSTUCK - i Know i have gone into detail about on this blog before. my favorite concepts from this one are greyro ace vitiligo aphrodite son karkat who doesnt feel like he fits in with his cabin cause they make fun of him for being “ugly” and “loveless” and then he comes around and completes a quest and becomes head counselor, and uhhh hephaestus dirk who has pyrokinesis and also loses an arm so now hes got a metal one he built himself

DONT LOOK DOWN - my greyromantic human-collegestuck 18kword banekat fic im writing which ive Also mentioned on this blog before

DEAD KIDS - this is based off a katie alender book called “the dead girls of hysteria hall” please read that book its fucking phenomenal dave is the one who inherited the asylum and all the homestuck girls are the ghosts trapped inside its made my friends cry before when i made them read it hal almost busted out his witch charm and warded me away cause of dead kids

DONT STARVE - where everyone lives in the 1920s and they get sucked into tim burton minecraft island hell and they all gotta survive there (handmaid is definitely charlie. it fucks aradia up cause she Knows. think like winona. she gets one free night without being consumed by the darkness itself cause Family Reasons)

MINECRAFT - this one is where a lot of people are like sentient humanoid half-creatures like sollux is half creeper half human and dont. uh. dont get him mad. also drowned eridan and feferi but theyre not dead or brainless they just be lookin like that. its cool !! you know !!!

MEDIEVALSTUCK - terezi is an oracle of the church except not anymore shes blasphemous and gets exiled and its her and a bunch of friends who are all like “wow the kingdom thought i was weird too lets all have an adventure together”!! examples: dave cant be a knight cause his eyes are red and that means hes the devil. sollux is a mage who specializes in death-related magic so obviously he brought upon this plague. rose is a lesbian thats not allowed also shes a WITCH. kanayas a vampire. shes just a vampire. she proposes to rose with a sword

EARTH INVASION - this is a no-sburb au where the alternian empire came and took over earth as a colony, also all the trolls exist at the same time as the revolution so like the whole vantas family gets to help out, and the humans are taken as like property cause theyre Technically Lowbloods but theyre Not having it so they all escape and join the rebellion and take down the GOVERNMENT

TROLLSTUCK - daves a mutantblood (same idea where all troll generations exist at the same time) and he finds the vantas rebellion and JADE is a LIMEBLOOD and she is NOT having a good time but shshhs shh its ok shes an olive its FINE

BLOOD / KIDSWAP - kanaya is the vantas and she thinks shes so clever cause shes posing as a bronzeblood. there IS sburb in this one. also dave egbert and john harley. love those boys. jade lalonde is a terrifying concept if she ever goes grimdark run away immediately

OPPOSITESTUCK - jade is the main character and she just wants everyone to shut the fuck up. this is also a sburb au and she hates her land its Too Loud. uhh rose is a being of chaos and exists in the void outside of spacetime itself. and john is a little bastard. tavros is now The Antichad. which is a valid ancestor name actually-

CYBERSTUCK - this one is really really specific, uhh its a post-apocalyptic dystopian cyberpunk futuristic humanstuck where the city everyone lives in once flourished with the help of several versions of androids, but as they advanced they needed more and more power which became fucking nuclear and there was a fallout. so now everythings radioactive, everyones scrounging to survive, androids from “the underground” (the main core of where most of specifically the power droids were kept) are SUPER fucking valuable cause theyre able to give you power, and the radioactivity mutated a lot of people so instead of zombies there are just mutants. and roxy is one of them but theyre still sentient so they look like fucking HEINOUSTUCK roxy but theyre still like. vibing

MAFIASTUCK - where everyone does Illegal Things but mostly not like morally illegal things. just like. yknow daves a thief and. sollux is the most wanted anonymous hacker in texas,, uh. dirk commits arson sometimes,. vriska is vriska,.. jane is in on some high key white collar crimes in the crockercorp company,, and poor john is just this normal idiot surrounded by all of this at college and hes like “god. i hate you all. please be normal”

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG - uhh john has a miraculous and its firefly themed and thats his name !! “firefly”!!! his Big Power is like “typhoon” or some shit he can make a big storm Go and serenity the firefly is his little fuckin uhhh Friend. the Miraculous Animal i forgot what it was called

YOUTUBERSTUCK - this ones based off unus annus p much where like theyre all youtubers and thats how they all met like john and dahnte (banes oc, ive also talked about dahnte) are unus annus and dave and sollux are like. good mythical morning and roxy is an asmr channel and kanaya is a makeup tutorial channel and jade has a vlog with her dog and its called doggy vloggies and eridan does all these science experiments and jane has a baking channel and nepeta ,, she just like. does, what she does and people like her. she doesnt have a genre. shes just nepeta on youtube. and shes a fucking hit. also dirk and jake make music

then like i obviously have concept aus that are pretty much just designs, like gemstuck where theyre all . ,, steven universe gems, and then rwbystuck where theyre all at beacon academy and have their own semblances, and a one piece au where theyre all pirates and some of them ate the Big Shit Fruits, and my own flavor of demonstuck cause who doesnt have a demonstuck, and stardew valley stuck (which i call starstuck valley) where a couple of them are farmers on their own respective farms and they all come together amidst the idiot villagers and go “hey did that wizard make you drink that leaf juice soup too or like is that just me”, and a survivalstuck where the whole premise is like. “the forest” kinda game. oh shit your plane went down and youre stranded in the woods. find your friends and survive. maybe dont get near those eight-armed women with no heads. thats a good idea

long story short i have. uh. a plethora

#not a quote #mod dave #long

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dahniwitchoflight · 4 years ago

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Homesquared Chapter 16

Alrighty, that was a fun tangent, now back to John it seems?

Oh, no, Narration of John (So Actually Dirk, speak of the devil and he shall appear and all that etc etc)

“ leaving John with one final touch on the shoulder. John leans into it in response, though he’s a bit ashamed of chasing down a sliver of physical affection so soon after obliterating Karkat’s evening like he had. “

pfft lol so Im not the only one that thought it would be funny if that scene was interpreted in a Pale Romantic light, even though that really wasn’t what was happening

OIh! but we still get Roxy, just the other version of Roxy

Roxy subtly being like “hey!! shit has apparently gone down, were not exactly close atm but I feel bad about you dying to want to know if youre still alive so im gonna message you while trying to make it look like i dont care about it as much as I do”

JOHN: trying to align my memories of my youth with whatever is happening right now so

and the wonderful question is, what IS going be happening with you now John?

Roxy looking nice and casual, but also yeah narration, why are you making this ominous, its not like Roxy’s out here to double spy on behalf of Jane, I don’t think Roxys on her side THAT much

ROXY: may have to do a smidge more if my old bff decides im next on the list for bombing out

ROXY: but so far so good

ROXY: just a coupla exploded cars in the yard from some shenanigans our dear son and his friends were in but u kno it is what it is!!!

Roxy once again being a master of hiding how shes feeling, even when trying to open up, feeling pretty stressed about whats happening with Jane, understandable, the exclamation points give it away lol

The narration is really trying to make John nervous though

OH lol that was the implication haha no lol John it obviously wasn’t that

“John feels his shoulders unbunch. Of course. Yeah. He’s almost embarrassed by how relieved he feels. So what if his ex wife wanted to hook up? Shouldn’t that be a situation he could navigate? Don’t people like to find solace in human physical connection during dire times? Why did the idea of it make his mind white out in panic more than, say, any number of the traumas he just experienced? He doesn’t know, but he believes Roxy that he must look pretty haggard. He probably feels haggard? Maybe sitting down will feel better.“

lol once again, Dirk has no idea how to read Roxy at all and just trips over himself and his assumptions XD

Yeah, looks like Roxy not on the Jane train and is doing some takesies backsies, shes glossing over her feelings on the matter still though, I know thats par for the course of how Roxy tends to handle stuff too but I wish shed open up a bit more, but maybe shes playing the smart game, yknow, knowing that Dirk has a hard time reading her, so glossing over stuff is how you protect yourself against the narrative force, confusion and vaguery in the narrative and her actions only helps her to keep control over it, because at any point, you can decide to “clear up” any narrative “miscommunication” or “confusion” and lay down what is it thats actually happening with you any time you want

Void working in the behind the scenes to do what they want

JOHN: like it’s my HOUSE.

JOHN: but mostly it always felt like my dad’s house?

JOHN: and when i started living there after i moved out of here, it was like i crammed myself back into whatever was left of my kid self?

JOHN: and it didn’t feel good, but it at least was familiar, you know?

JOHN: like living there let me feel closer to my dad, trying to be like the way i remember him, or like how i remember him wanting me to be, or something?

JOHN: and i didn’t realize how much i hated doing that until i saw it all go up in flames.

JOHN: so i guess i could have used my powers to stop the fire and save whatever was left of the place, but i couldn’t bring myself to do it.

JOHN: like some fucked up part of me was glad i got there too late?

JOHN: so i just sat there, watching, trying to figure out why watching my house burn down felt like i was being released from prison.

JOHN: and even now i keep trying to explain it away, as though it’s because of how fucked up everything else is that it made me feel good.

JOHN: but that’s just bullshit.

JOHN: it DID feel good.

JOHN: i DO feel free.

JOHN: sorry.

ROXY: no need 2 apologize

ROXY: we just delved in2 my whole gender thing last time so it seems fine for u to have a turn

JOHN: i didn’t say it was a gender thing.

Im pretty sure you’re talking about a gender thing John, like, very 100% sure now this is what’s happening

because if you were actually a girl, of course you’re dad leaving all these notes about how one day hes gonna be so proud of the man youll become, yeah, that can feel a little pressuring, even if your dad didnt mean it like that, since he was unfailingly the kind of dad just bumbling around trying to understand their kid as best they could and leave encouragements everywhere, thats what his intent was, but all his notes come off a bit wrong in particular issues

remember the note under the fridge that was all like “SON. IF YOURE READING THIS NOTE, YOUVE FINALLY BECOME STRONG ENOUGH OF A MAN TO PICK UP THE FRIDGE.” not exactly that but that was always the vibe Dad’s little notes always had

Yeah, i can see how John would view it as a bit off, but if he hadnt the self awareness to realize it was a gender thing at the time, hed be understandly confused as to why such a thing would bother him

now though, he’s realizing, maybe, he doesn’t exactly want to be the man his dad always encouraged him to be

John does seem a lot happier here in his convo with Roxy than he did on his own when the house was burning, that conversation with karkat left me wondering if John was about to start dissociating he was so down, but here he says he feels freeing and happy about it?

ROXY: but like now that u mention it

ROXY: *meaningful pause*

JOHN: …

JOHN: i

JOHN:

John’s beginning to question stuff, or acknowledge that he’s questioning stuff, cuz it’s true, and hes feeling happy about it, in a way that he wasnt before, but he hasnt quite connected the dots here between the happy feeling and what exactly he has to be happy about

ROXY: aight then no wind bending just use your mangrit

Roxy flexes, the corner of her mouth pulled up into a familiar grin. John feels his guts, so recently calmed, twist up into knots again. Her eyebrows shoot up and the smile loosens. He must have shown something on his face.

ROXY: ok or just like push when i push

ROXY: we both got sick muscles

ROXY: no other adjectives necessary

JOHN: yeah ok.

Yeah Roxy’s 100% picked up on it, and maybe Dirk has as well if the narration is commenting on it

Alrighty then, to the secret lair under the bed!

oh I just noticed how kind of cute and interesting Roxy’s nickname for Harry is, “Lil H A” Harry Anderson shortens to Ha like laughter haha

and if Harry had Roxy’s last name, it’d be Harry Anderson Lalonde

Lil HAL

lol what is Callie doing under Roxy’s secret bedchamber XD

This whole secret bedchamber thing is turning into one big metaphor isn’t it?

That thing behind the curtain kind of looks like the Attic Portal shape from Hiveswap though

that’d be neat if that was it, like obviously we knew one of the cherubs had to have something to do with that portal just going by the design of it alone

Honestly it makes sense that Callie is doing it under the curtain of Roxy’s Void, it’s honestly the safest place to do something like that

lol Calliope has grown past writing fanfic about shipping and being in love, now the drama of broken relationships and divorce is all the rage XD character growth? haha

CALLIOPE: besides, hUman divorces are even more fascinating than i had ever imagined, and being able to witness yoUrs in motion was an honoUr.

CALLIOPE: so i consider Us aboUt even at this point.

Calliope just burned him harder than his childhood home’s destruction

CALLIOPE: ah right, right. yoU're probably a little cUrioUs as to where the dickens we are.

have you been talking to Jake lol (I mean, probably Original Grandpa Jake tbh if that portal is actually the portal)

Alright so John is getting caught up on the major plot points, Earth C is indeed in the large black hole, his choice didn’t matter since both choices happened anyway yadda yadda

CALLIOPE: think of it like a coin flip.

CALLIOPE: the series of events that led to Us being trapped beyond the event horizon of an Ubermassive black hole could be considered "tails", while the events which would have occUrred otherwise could be considered "heads".

CALLIOPE: since both were possible, and paradox space is the way it is, they actUally both happened. and we jUst "happened" (hee hee) to get tails instead of heads.

yup yup yup pretty par for the course of timesplits in homestuck so far

CALLIOPE: not at all! since both possibilities depend on one another's existence, it really doesn't make sense to call them "right" or "wrong". they both just "are".

yup, this is true, the ending’s of both referenced the others, so it’s disingenuous to say one is “canon” while the other isn’t

one is simply in the realm of actual possibility, the other is in the realm of unlikely possibility

More than likely, John would have chosen to leave and go die and be the hero like in Meat, but there was still the possibility that he would stay, even if it was unlikelier than the other, but since both were possible choices for him to realistically make, both actually happened for real

CALLIOPE: anyway, the reason i went on this tangent in the first place was to explain that the space we are standing in right now has a special significance, in that it is the location which corresponds to the black hole's singUlarity

that’s interesting, so there’s the original meteor that crashed into the surface of Earth C, and it’s in here that the singularity of what I don’t wanna call the Green Hole to match the Green Sun when I wanna talk about this specific Black Hole lolol

but yeah, here in this meteor lies the crux of the paradox it seems, interesting, also interesting again, this is where that Hiveswap Portal is

Hiveswap does have a plot point of “Joey must do thing in 11 days otherwise Earth and Alternia will be destroyed” and the only known destruction event of Earth and Alternia so far in canon is the Green Sun’s Creation from the destruction of both universes (and then later Callie’s destruction of the green sun into the black hole) so is Hiveswap gonna be a factor in the green sun’s destruction/creation as well? (Joey has the symbol of the Green Sun for a reason, I’m super curious as to what factor Joey has in relation to the Green Sun’s Existence, We still don’t know what the fact those black monsters are too, they’re like nega-first guardians, the kind of things that look like would come out of a Black Hole that came from the Green Sun tbh)

It’s all inter-related I tells ya

ROXY: ur not gonna enter a weird time vortex and change the trajectory of a little girls life with the power of love

JOHN: aw.

You say that now but

CALLIOPE: it's not strictly speaking "bad" for Us to be inside of a black hole, mUch thoUgh that contradicts most of what anyone knows about them.

CALLIOPE: of coUrse, if we had fallen into it, that woUld be a whole other kettle of fish.

CALLIOPE: the tidal forces woUld have stretched Us all into spaghetti and then ripped us apart!

CALLIOPE: bUt the natUre of oUr arrival was more akin to simply "being" here, sUddenly. one moment we were not, and the next moment we were, and somehow always had been.

yeah that’s basically how this multiverse’s reality works, the future is a thing that already physically exists, just in a different location in the universe somewhere else

time travel and spacial teleportation could be said to be the same thing all along

that’s why violating the events of the future has actual consequences, because its like asking to go somewhere that doesn’t exist but how has to exist because it’s the future, too much of that and reality starts cracking at the seams to make room

same thing happens with sessions and playing sburb

the planets and dreaming moons and all that simultaneously have always existed here, and started existing only because the player played the game and the planets were generated upon entering a session, but to the player involved, it looks and feels like you are just being teleported to a different location in the universe, because you also kind of are

CALLIOPE: i mean, the natUre of space and time is a little finicky in here, bUt for the most part it doesn't seem to be anything too oUt of the ordinary.

CALLIOPE: bUt beyond that, it means that we are sealed away from the rest of existence.

CALLIOPE: oUr sphere of inflUence is limited to the sphere of the black hole's bounding horizon.

CALLIOPE: as far as everyone else is concerned, we might as well not even exist!

So you’re just in a little seperated bubble, that’s not connect temporally to any other place of existence, you aren’t anywhere in the past or the future of anywhere else

nowhere leads here, and here can not lead outwards either, theoretically, and yes it exists, so it must also

JOHN: is there no way we could let anyone know that we're in here...?

CALLIOPE: almost certainly not!

CALLIOPE: there are very few ways for anything to escape the kind of predicament that we are in right now. one of them is to be an all-powerfUl being with control over the very fabric of space, with the energy of two Universes at yoUr disposal.

CALLIOPE: in which case, escape woUld become rather trivial, if a little Unscientific.

JOHN: ok. i am going to assume that we can't just do that.

CALLIOPE: yoU've hit the nail on the head, UnfortUnately. U_U

CALLIOPE: the method i described was the one employed by my alternate self, who yoU may recall crashed through the event horizon in the body that once belonged to jade harley.

CALLIOPE: she departed through a pUnctUre she created in the black hole's surface shortly after consUming my brother, a deed which provided her with the necessary "oomph", and which was frankly rather breathtaking to watch. =u=

CALLIOPE: bUt Upon her departUre, the rift closed for good. as far as i can see, there's simply no way for Us to commUnicate with the world oUtside the black hole.

CALLIOPE: i woUld certainly be very sUrprised to find oUt that anyone had managed sUch a thing!

So someone else definitely has managed to do such a thing

JOHN: knowing that we're inside of a black hole... does that actually change anything?

JOHN: like, can't we just go on living like normal?

CALLIOPE: oh absolUtely not.

CALLIOPE: i don't know if yoU've noticed john bUt this world is on the brink of a total cataclysm.

JOHN: oh.

CALLIOPE: oUr exclUsion from the overarching coUrse of events which governs all reality means that oUr existence here is liable to dramatic and violent Upheaval.

CALLIOPE: to pUt it another way, becaUse nothing in here "matters", we are likely to be sUbjected to things which are a bit bats in the belfry, for no reason other than it's totally insignificant to the wider canon of reality.

CALLIOPE: and mUch thoUgh i am personally titillated by some of the conseqUences of this predicament, it is a degrading way for Us to live. u_u

JOHN: that's... certainly one way to put it, yeah...

yeah, so because here in the black hole neither affects the past or the future of anywhere else, being so disconnected, they are technically free of the reigns of the Alpha Timeline that exists elsewhere in the multiverse

the Alpha Timeline now being understood to simply mean, The Narrative

Things are the way they are because they are thus written to be so

CALLIOPE: at first, i believed that this was simply necessary. Us playing tails to oUr coUnterparts' heads, the black to their white, and so forth.

CALLIOPE: bUt over the years i have come to the conclUsion that this is simply not kosher.

ROXY: its total bs is what it is

CALLIOPE: right, yes.

CALLIOPE: a steaming pile of bUllshite.

CALLIOPE: and so we have decided that something needs to be done aboUt it.

Hmmm. It’s a dangerous idea to be playing with for sure, to decide all the black pieces in the game of chess suddenly become white, it is a very flip turning of reality upside down to be sure

To be honest, I’d think you’d need a powerful Doom player at your disposal to even try something like this

or actually, a powerful Doom user would be most likely to shut this entire thing down, knowing how bad of an idea it’d be, maybe it’s more you need a powerful Life player to do something like this instead

is that also why Dirk viewed Jane as an ally then? She would technically have the kind of power to upend the black and white doomy laws of reality if driven to her full potential, i mean obviously yes, we know this already because of the candy colored I-can-do-whatever-I-want-with-no-consequences lollipop

Is this what Calliope hopes to achieve with the Hiveswap Portal then? her goals for Joey and friends are to be the ones to prevent their universe’s twin destructions, and thus the Green Sun’s initial existence and then also the destruction into the Black Hole after the fact? that would be one way to prevent the Black Hole from existing, making it so the thing that creates the black hole never exists either

and that's certainly a canon event that would be difficult to tear asunder without major consequences

That would be a “Re-writing Homestuck from the very beginning” level of canon event

And if I’m correct, Joey is theorized by me to be a Mage of Life, if any classpect at their full potential was gonna do something like that, or have the impossible knowledge to something impossibly paradoxical like that, well..

ROXY: but u dont need to worry abt busting us outta space jail tbh

ROXY: thats not ur problem to fix

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: i'm... not sure i follow, then.

ROXY: i mean yeah ur gonna obvs facilitate it in a sense

ROXY: but only by going and busting the person who can actually help us outta normal earth jail

CALLIOPE: we need yoU to free vriska from the clUtches of oUr misgUided friend jane, and bring her here, to the singUlarity.

ROXY: weve been calling it the plot point

CALLIOPE: yes, the plot point is a key part of oUr plan.

CALLIOPE: as far as we have been able to sUrmise, the only remaining method for escaping oUr grim confinement depends on leveraging the UniqUe properties of this location to create an event of sUch catalcysmic proportions that it simply cannot be contained within the black hole any more.

CALLIOPE: something SO dramatic, so hyper-relevant, that it becomes ontologically impossible for anyone to ignore it.

CALLIOPE: for that, we need an individUal of sUfficient narrative cloUt, so to speak.

CALLIOPE: and to liberate her, who better than the embodiment of the aspect of freedom itself?

I mean yeah! makes sense! Johns major factor here is Freedom, Vriska’s is Importance

and yeah, I can think of no other wholly dramatic event that to mess with stuff with the Green Sun, everyone will have eyes on that, they have to, their whole existence the way it is relies on it

But, they could also mean something else, its only condition is that it has to be something so imflappably impossible, something so not-canon and so outrageous that it basically horse-shoes around to the other end of the canon spectrum to being something that truly exists again

and that could be literally anything and it’s nerve wracking and exciting to see what thing theyre gonna come up with to just directly kneecap Homestuck itself

ROXY: thx babe

ROXY: oh is it 2 soon for that joke or

JOHN: no, weirdly enough, that one’s fine.

(yeah that’s because Babe can be construed as feminine June)

so, I’m basically convinced they’re doing June Egbert now

that to me was like, pretty severely on the nose

John: Hey Roxy, what it does mean when you find a sense of freedom when all of the symbolism of the masculinity surrounding your childhood burns down around you

Roxy: idk It’s probably a gender thing man

John: I didn’t say the word gender-

Roxy: It’s ok babe no pressure, we can hash it out later

John: Hmm, later then. :)

Roxy: (Turns and looks towards the camera with a knowing smile)

shit all that imagery makes me think of Roxy as that picture of the small kid smirking at the camera while a house burns in the distance XD

#Homesquared #june egbert #john egbert #yeah theres no way there not gonna bring up June Egbert as a apossibility now #Roxy couldn't have quirked her eyebrows harder at the fourth wall if they had tried #Homestuck #I'm basically convinced now lol #that plus my reaction to chapter 14

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leftenant-sinani · 4 years ago

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Tales from Grudgewill - Love of Our Lord Chapter 2

Here it is, maties. Yall waited long enough for this to go public, eh? Either way, third chapter is ready, but i still need to check it if there are some critical mistakes, just in case, yknow. Dont know when i will make fourth chapter.. probably this weekend, as i want to continue in it and include another love interests in it. Perhaps i will get drunk again tonight just to get inspiration like with the first paragraph. :P I also thank you all for the support on the first chapter, i love you all. And lets not forget about the main individuals who help me to get through this thing : @witharsenicsauce, @avengercommander, @smixcom and @myrddinderwydd

Chapter II : A Long Boring Day

Valnin woke up from the dreamless sleep, but didn't open his eyes yet. He rolled on the right side of his bed, wanting to continue in his precious sleep, but he couldn't. He knew that he had a lot of responsibilities, and the kingdom wouldn't move a single step without him. He still felt overwhelmed despite the fact he was already ruling this kingdom for two years now, and yet, it was still too much on his shoulders, especially with all the recent events. All those runners from other provinces and the Empire itself were making him annoyed at best times. Sometimes, he had an inkling that he would just create that magic portal again and go back to the land where he came from. But it wasn't that easy, he made a deal with that damned Watcher that was surely eyeing him right now from the void, watching his every move. The Lord had no idea why it HAD to be him of all people who got to speak with an entity that has maybe even more power than the gods he knew from his world. "Oh, Azura. Why have you forsaken me, and left me to the Watcher's mercy?" He said in weak and tired voice. He wanted to curse aloud, but knowing it would interrupt his peace he still has, he rather did not. He sighed, continuing to think about this whole mess he got into. Valnin knew that his life was in danger back in Morrowind, and the only choices he had was taking that cursed offer. Of course he wanted to live when he barely lived one quarter of his life. Oh, how naive he was when he thought that he can finally enjoy his life more than he ever did now that he got a second chance. "Ruling a kingdom, heh. You've surely couldn't get me a worse job than this." He scoffed quietly. Nevertheless, he finally opened his eyes. He immidiately covered his face before the sunlight that was shining into his pale visage. He then rubbed his eyes, so he could see clearly. He was just sitting there for a while, thoughtless, scanning his room. It was funny to him, he slept countless nights in this very room, and yet, he still sometimes paused and curiously watched the room. It felt like it wasn't really his own, despite the fact was that this whole castle was his, and he still couldn't believe it. To him, it almost felt like he became a ruler yesterday when realized how much he still has to learn. The Lord finally woke from the trance, and got out of bed in slow motion. His bare feet touched the wooden floor, not too cold, not too warm, it's tempeature was just fine. He stood up, feeling kind of broken from that endless sitting in his throne. Valnin looked into the mirror he had right next to the bed, studying his own reflection. The first thing he noticed, like always, is how wild his hair is looking after every night. No wonder though, his black hair was reaching almost the lowest part of his back. He sometimes thinks about cutting it, but then he always says to himself, that it is not that long yet... For Elf at least. His eyes then fixed on the overall look of his. All that he had on him, was just those black "pants" he was always wearing for sleep, which left top of his moderately muscular, light blue body completely revealed in its full beauty. He sighed on the sight of those Telvanni paints on his upper body, realizing that he still missed his world a lot. "Oh, to Oblivion with you, Watcher" He said to himself, hoping that his "rescuer" was listening right now.

Lord Valnin was sitting in his throne, wearing his usual fancy robe, waiting for runners, people to be judged or someone who needed help with something. Three hours had already passed, and yet so far, only one runner came today, which was odd to Valnin, since most of the days were just endless talking to someone, judging or helping somebody. Today was calm however. Way too calm. Valnin had his suspicions that maybe there are closed borders because of the plague. Empire has history of being careful, so they probably ordered a strict traffic by putting dozens of patrols on every possible way to Icestand. The option sounded a little bit harsh, but it was possible with the state this province is currently in. Nevertheless though, he enjoyed the peace he had been thirsting for the day before. He waited five, then ten minutes. Nothing. He was getting more and more bored by every minute that passed. In the meantime, he was scanning the throne room, sometimes playing with his hair or checking his nails. "Well, I've waited enough." He said to himself. He got up from his throne and turned to his protector who was standing by his side the whole time "You stay here, my loyal servant. If something happens, I'll be in gardens." the guard just nodded but stayed quiet, his face not moving one bit, as if he was made of stone. Valnin smiled at him, and was on his way.

The gardens were were one of Valnin's favorite places in his whole castle. The sweet smell of all the fruit trees and bushes was like a harmony to his nose. He could spend hours in this place: relaxing, taking a walk or even just doing nothing. The Lord was softly smiling the whole time as he slowly strolled through this beautiful place. It was like a magic. A magic that calmed his soul, and with the light wind caressing his face and of course the wonderful smell... he was feeling numb, but in a good way. However, something caught the corner of his eye. When he took a look into the gazebo, he noticed that there was someone fighting. He took a closer look, and it was no one other than Master Assassin Vallinor training her young human student. Curious, he got close enough, so he could see it fully but without interrupting them. He leaned against one of the pillars that was serving there as a decoration. He barely managed to register everything that was happening; the Student was quick with his moves, trying to dodge or block every attack from his Master, however Vallinor was even faster than him. The poor boy didn't stand a chance, and yet, he continued to fight bravely, even though he was slowly losing. His chaotic counter-attacks had almost no effect as the Master managed to dodge most of the attacks and parry the rest without issue and it was obvious that the student didn't know what to do to defeat her. The Lord couldn't help but to notice how smooth Vallinor's moves were... almost like a dance. Still, while the boy was way more clunky, he was holding his ground as he could. It was going like this for a good minute until the Assassin got to hit a strike which completely set the Student off-balance, and in the blink of an eye, Vallinor managed to grab him and do a foot sweep and the poor kid was on the ground. The Master held her blade close to the Student's face which seemed to made him freeze a bit. Her face then softened as she smiled "I must say, this time it was better, my young apprentice". She helped him on his feet again and once they both were finally standing straight, the difference in heights between her and the boy was evident. The Student was probably about 185-190cm, and Vallinor was nearly 240cm tall, a truly astronomical difference. Not to mention the looks... the Master was, according to her words, a human before. Until her former masters did change her into this... creature which only resembled human. Blue skin which was almost of the color same as Valnin's, glowing magenta eyes, sharp teeth which looked like little blades when she smiled, those strange markings on her head, unnaturaly long body which made her so tall and a voice that was hypnotising on one hand, but also creepy on the other. "So did I do well, Master?" The boy asked. The Assassin rose her head "You did good enough since the last time, Curnol. But you still need a lot of training.". The Student looked kind of disappointed, but then his Master gave him a sharp smile "You have what it takes to be a great swordsman in the future, my student. That inner fire which makes you the true warrior. And one day, with enough training, that fire will be strong enough to melt metal, and bright as the sun itself." A smile has shown on Curnol's sweat-covered face, it almost looked like he is going to shed a tear. But before anything else happened, Valnin has stepped forward. When Vallinor noticed her ruler approaching, she quickly dropped to one knee and her student did the same right after her. "My Lord. It is an honor to see you here." The Assassin said with sincere tone. Valnin smiled "The honor is mine, lady Vallinor". Vallinor got up again, so did her apprentice "What can I do for you, Lord Valnin?" she asked. The Lord's smile never left his face "Well. It is more of a... personal matter, Master Assassin." The Master nodded and turned to her student "Curnol, get some rest, you've earned it. Just don't forget we will be training again tomorrow." "Of course, Master." Curnol said while bowing, and then left.

Lord Valnin and Master Vallinor were standing in the gazebo, side by side, talking while looking into the snow land of Icestand as the gazebo was in pretty high position. They were like that for an hour, yet it felt like just 10 minutes to Valnin as he was enjoying this little yet long conversation between him and Vallinor. The Master was smiling all the time while talking to Valnin, sometimes wide enough to reveal her sharp teeth. She felt relaxed when she was near her Lord, almost as if Valnin had some magical aura around him, unlike her previous masters, her own "parents" who created her, who pretended that they had love for her, no, this was way different. Her new Lord was kind, honorable, good-hearted and even somewhat attractive. However, she couldn't say anything like that in front of Valnin, as she was shy to admit any of it. Either way, she was mostly talking in this case, Valnin was just listening to her, nodding here and there while looking into the distance. "... And so, my brother, Tessura, drank six shots of local strongest alcohol. You cannot imagine how noisy he was, your Lordship." She said with a slight smirk on her face. The Lord was surprised to hear all these little stories about her and her brothers, and it made him feel like they really WERE humans before "I see. So your brother did win the bet?". Vallinor smiled yet again "He did, but he was too drunk to actually remember that it was a bet, so he didn't get the coin nevertheless." They shared a moderate laughter, the combined sound of Assassin's raspy voice and Valnin's strong yet soft tone was slightly echoing in the chilly air of this frozen land. Then the laughter stopped, and there was a quite long moment of silence between them, the only sound that could be heard was the wind flowing calmly through the leaves of trees and bushes in the garden. Lord Valnin then broke the silence "I'm proud to have you as one of my masters, Vallinor. You and your brothers are making excellent examples for your students." The Assassin felt more than flattered, she felt honored which made her blush slightly "I thank you, Lord Valnin. It is an honor to serve under you and to have an apprentice of my own". Then her face morphed into expression of concern "Also I do not want to doubt your judgement, your Lordship, but my brother, Tessura, is not very good example with his behavior sometimes.". Valnin just smirked "He is special, my good lady. It is making him more human than he thinks.". The Master looked at him with a slight confusion, and the Lord continued "Which reminds me, my dear Vallinor... were you and your brothers truly humans before your previous Lords transformed you into this?". She sighed, and nodded "Indeed. At least my two brothers remember being human, I, however... do not remember anything from my previous life. It sometimes feels like I was truly just created by the False Gods.". Valnin didn't know what to say for a second, but then his iconic smile came back to his face again "Perhaps you were human, perhaps not. However, it does not change anything about that you are one of the best warriors, both cunning and beautiful.". Vallinor felt her heart skip a beat when she heard that last word. Did her own Lord really just call her beautiful? She never heard such compliment from anyone besides her big brother, but that was just a sibling love, this on the other hand felt like an actual love... but maybe she was just overthinking it, Lord Valnin is known for his kind words after all. "Once again, I am deeply honored to hear this from you, my Lord." She said while bowing. Valnin nodded while smiling as brightly as the sun of this planet. "Well then, if there is nothing else, I will be on my way agai-" Before he could finish the sentence, Vallinor quickly grabbed his arm with such might that Valnin even got scared for a second. "No, please..." She whimpered. Realizing what she did, she quickly got her hand off Valnin's arm. She then started to apologize in stuttering manner "I-I deeply apologize, my Lord... I-I... I just reacted and-" Valnin quickly stopped her "You do not need to apologize, Vallinor. I admit, I got a little bit scared at the moment, but I do not blame you for doing so.". "I should be more careful with my actions, your Lordship. I am really sorry for what I did, it was a reflex, I swear." She continued in her apology, her face one big look of concern. "Once again, I do not blame you, dearest Vallinor... however, I must ask, what was the real reason behind it?" Valnin curiously asked. The Assassin started to blush deeply, her blue cheeks turning bright purple, her eyes focusing on everything but Lord's blood red eyes. She had absolutely no idea how to say it in some professional way, but she couldn't care less for that right now, she just wanted to be honest with Valnin "Your Eminence, I want to confess to you. You keep saying amazing things to everyone, but you're the real one who deserves compliments the most, my Lord. I must admit, at first I was worried that you are going to be like my previous Masters and I was skeptical about this whole thing of starting a new life. Instead though, I got life I've always thirsted for; Living happily with my dearest brothers, having a free will, a Master who would be fair and kind, and even having a student of my own. I got all of this just because of you, Lord Valnin. There is barely anyone else I would want to serve under more than you.". This reminded Valnin of last evening, and he couldn't help it. Jaal's speech was more than sweet, but this one felt more honorable. Still though, both were good with words, and he already couldn't choose between his dear Captain or this charming Assassin. "So... you do feel something towards me~" Valnin said with bit of a flirty tone. Vallinor froze on a place where she stood, blushing ever so brightly that it almost hid the blue under it "Does that mean...". "Yes, dearest Vallinor. You passed my little test." The Lord said. "A... A test?" The Master asked, thinking about what that meant. "Indeed. A test to determine if you care for me" Valnin said happily. Vallinor stayed quiet, her magenta eyes obviously full of questions. "But... I do not kno-" She was interrupted by her Lord again "Do not hide your emotions, Assassin. It is clear as this day that you have eyes for me~" He told her with playful voice. She still had no idea what to think about all this. Her own Lord caring about her more than just a soldier or friend? On one hand, it was a big shock for her that someone like Valnin would care for her, on the other though, she was more than happy inside, knowing that someone truly loved her, it almost made her cry if she would not hold the tears back. Valnin was smiling as always, feeling happy that she was happy. He hugged her, and she hugged him back. Despite the fact the Lord barely reached Vallinor's chest, it was still a lovely sight. "Os e ohth." Valnin said. Vallinor didn't understand him, but she liked what he said nevertheless, it felt so mystical, mysterious and magical. When they released each other, Valnin started to speak again "Well, now I really need to go, but do not worry, my lady... I will be back.". Vallinor planted a kiss on his forehead "I am looking forward to it, my Lord.".

The day has flowed like a river. Today was a very boring day for Valnin, as barely anybody came. He was enjoying the peace, however, it was still suspicious to him. Almost every day was full of talking with runners from other provinces or the Empire, judging the people who have commited a crime or just dealing with servant's matters around the castle.Today however, was barely active, and all that Valnin had to do, was dealing with one runner from the Second Kingdom of Icestand and... that small precious moment with Master Assassin. The Lord was daydreaming almost whole day, thinking about Captain Jaal and Master Vallinor. However... there were still others who he did not encounter yet this week. Azura knows if they will share the same feeling. He honestly had hoped that they will not, as it would make this easier for him, but he also couldn't deny to himself that he felt something for them, and the feeling always gets on top when he is near those he seeks to be in love with. His head already was making the scenarios of what could happen if it all worked out. Some people would call it insanity to love six people at the time, but Valnin did not care much for judgement of the others who did not experience such thing. He always believed that if someone wants to do something to make them happy, then as long as it does not hurt anybody, they should do it no matter if it will be odd to others. As Valnin looked around the throne room, he realized he might check on his dear Captain, assuming he is still awake.

The Lord was wandering through the right wing of the castle with his hands behind his back. He liked walking through his castle at night, there was such a peace in the air, like he was there completely alone in the whole building, and the dim lights from the torches were adding to the peaceful atmopshere. It surely was not as good as the gardens, but for head clearing, it was good enough. As he approached to the Jaal's office, he straightened his hair a little, so he would look at least more normal, but he could not really control it, the hair had almost life on its own with how long it is. "By Azura, I swear I will cut this blazed hair one day." He cursed under his breath. He then knocked on the door, patiently waiting for the response. As he was waiting, he realized that the hair probably does not matter that much, because after all, Angara do not have hair... who knows, perhaps he likes it this way. He sighed when he realized that he was thinking about something completely irrelevant again, but it is still easier to get lost in his own head than doing actually what he has to do. Then he focused on the door again... no response. It was impossible that Valnin would not hear it, and even with his thoughts constantly interrupting him, he would've heard it since he has good ears, not to mention that if the Captain would notice that the door would not open, he would check it himself most probably. So, it is how Valnin thought it would be. The Captain is already asleep. "N'chow... Just my blazed luck." He said to himself. He wasn't sure what he is going to do now... Jaal was asleep, and knowing Vallinor, she was definitely asleep too during this hour. The Lord sighed as he was about to leave to his chambers. Then he paused when he saw a weak light coming from the room at the end of the corridor. "Wait... was this door opened when I got here?" Valnin asked himself quietly. He wasn't really sure if they were or not, therefore his main attention was somewhere else those few dozens of seconds ago. He got one step closer, then another, curious if there was actually someone there. When he was just one step from the door, it was just quiet, like there was no one there after all. "Perhaps someone forgot to blow out the candle..." he thought. That however changed when his eyes caught a glimpse of someone sitting on the other site of the table the candle was on. Valnin thought his heart jumped into his throat for a moment, but he did not move at all, as he was frozen on the place he was standing on. "Did we got lost in our own castle, Valnin?" The person said. The Lord immidiatly recognized the voice. It was Evfra de Tershaav. The Commander of the Royal Security. As he spoke, he shifted forward in his chair, so Valnin could see him clearly... at least part of him. His blue, bitter face was recognizable at first glance from other Angara men. Valnin already could see the judgement in Commander's eyes. He knew that Evfra was a closed person, and sometimes even cold from what Jaal has told him... which made him one of the best leaders. Still though, just his presence was already making the Lord feel somewhat uneasy. "Oh, no I did not, my loyal Commander." Valnin quickly responded. Evfra just answered with bitter "Hmph.". Valnin was getting slightly nervous from that response. "Tell me, Valnin... What was your original purpose here?" Evfra asked almost coldly. The Lord was getting more and more nervous by Evfra's every word, he then answered with slightly shaky voice "W-well, I just wanted to vi-visit Captain Jaal and-" Evfra then interrupted him "I know why too well, 'Lord' Valnin. You are seducing my best soldier." the Commander said slightly angrily while crossing his arms. Valnin started to feel really anxious. It was only three sentences, but each of them did hit like a dagger to the stomach. "You didn't think I would let that slide, did you?" The Commander continued. "B-but... I could not-" The Lord was trying to defend himself but Evfra interrupted him again "Don't even try. I bet you do not even know why I am angry at you.". This made Valnin freeze again, as he was quickly scrolling through his mind what was this about. He then ended up wide-eyed as he realized what was going on. By Azura, how could he forget about this? "Wait, don't tell me you are angry because-" He then stopped mid-sentence as he saw Evfra slowly nodding. "I thought you wanted to be with me, considering what all you did for me, Valnin." Evfra said with a sign of sadness in his voice. "Not to mention you even fell for that... woman, Vallinor." The Commander continued in his speech. Valnin then looked at him with horror in his eyes "How did you get to know this?". "Two years, and you still don't know that word travels too fast here, Valnin?" Evfra gave him a look of disapproval. Valnin thought for a minute, then he sighed "Well... we can still make this work, dearest Evfra". Evfra looked at him with unbelieving eyes ".... Are you serious? With Jaal and Vallinor in our way?". The Lord tried to smile "They do not have to be in our way necessarily. I can make time just for you~". The Commander frowned "Do you really think that would work now, Valnin?". Valnin tried to get a little closer to him, just so they could see eye to eye "It could. Just trust me, please.". Evfra's eyes fell down for a moment "Hmph. You know too well that you are probably the only alien person I would trust if anything.". Once Valnin got close enough so he could at least see into Evfra's eyes properly, he putted his hands on the table, his left hand not far from Evfra's "I know. Just know that I don't want you to feel uncomfortable, if you simply do not want to because of others being in my life aswell, then don't do it.". Evfra sighed deeply "I am not really sure with anything in this world, but you... you are different, jetevre.". A smile has finally appeared on Lord's face "I hear that a lot. But from you, it sounds so warmly, that it could melt an ice~". Evfra's lips seemed to have shifted into a slight smile until he got to talk again "Just... don't expect me to be like this in public, dibellen.". "I will not, Commander. You have my word on it." Valnin said with confidence in his voice. Evfra was looking at him, no longer with that death stare, but with affection, even when it could be barely recognizable in his face, since he couldn't really move it because of that uncomfortable-looking scar across the whole left part of his face. Evfra did not say anything, he just slowly reached for Valnin's hand with his own. They were like that for a while... just looking into each other's eyes, holding hands... Until the Lord said "I should go now. I will catch you later though, Evfra. Good night.". The Commander was just sitting there wanting to wish him back, but all he could at the moment, was kissing Valnin's hand. Valnin blushed as Evfra did let his hand go. "Now go. You need that sleep far more than you think." The Commander said with a warm voice. The Lord smiled at him as he was leaving, and then closed the door behind him. Evfra sighed one more time, hoping that this will really work as his Lord said. And with that final thought, he finally blew out the candle.

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ceruleanwarbler2 · 5 years ago

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ii was thinking

af3 completely ruins the character of cyalm

what if in af3, cyalm doesnt get revived?

and well

- tl;dr at bottom

- its under a read more because its LONG

- ‘dialogue’ will be in italics, but its not actually dialogue its just what they’d say in general

- i refer to the points as he/him because they/them is also used for plural and i do not have enough writing skills to not confuse you

- i also constantly switch between calling cy ‘celesteal’ and ‘cyalm’ dont mind that

AF3- but without celesteal getting revived!

the first thing that would change would be the corruption. firstly, cyalm wouldnt be corrupted. also, instead of corruption being caused because of celesteal’s death, they would be a result of celesteal manipulating reality while they were still alive.

since cyalm manipulated reality so much, it started having effects on the world, just like the corruption seen in af3. since this was royally screwing up the all the narratives cyalm was trying to make (it was implied that cyalm had more than just 1ss and 2ss i believe?), he decided to fix it. but it wasnt quite fixing it.

he took the corruption and made a point out of it. however, instead of just going ‘they will be the point of corruption’, he played them off as the point of something else so they wouldnt try to mess with reality.

this resulted in voixer. cyalm pretended voix was the point of nothing so voixer wouldnt think highly of themselves.

however, after voixer vwooped into the void in af2, the corruption scattered.

at first it had no effect. however, after time passed, reality started unraveling. after a while, it ended up to where af3 happens. yawgate, who doesnt know squat about what voixer really is, thinks that reality’s falling apart as a result of mr. cyan buttface not being there. yawgate then grabs the shard savior, blah blah star sanctuary fell, gotta revive celesteal, etc.

everything went normal. verfection kept trying (and failing) to stop the savior from reviving celesteal, ss met all the points and cured all the corruption, and it all was going good.

then, yknow, celesteal gets revived.

after the fight where cyalm restores reality, he goes ‘well, might as well finish this narrative here and now.’. celesteal claps his hands, and they’re both teleported to... somewhere in everi, it appears.

he challenges the shard savior to a duel.

winner takes all, including the other’s life.

celesteal pulls out his sword.

they’re about to fight, but then

celesteal gets hit sideways at approximately 500000000 mph by verfection, accompanied by voixer, because hooo boy is verfect pissed. like, ‘i could defeat god right now’ angry.

not only is he angry at ss for not giving up after being repeatedly told that celesteal is bad, he’s angry at celesteal for... oh yeah! did i mention that verfection just shattered his symbol before rocketing at celesteal? yeah they did that.

verfect’s worked themselves into such a rage that they dont even bother to call in the af2 points. he furiously attacks celesteal by himself. ss helps too i guess, but get too close to verfect and they’re getting their face sliced off.

eventually, the fight comes to a standstill.

voixer starts monologuing at celesteal. voix brings up when they tried to fight 2ss in af2, and celesteal only laughs. cyalm takes the time to tell him that they werent the point of void, they were the point of corruption. that voice they heard, motivating them to kill 2ss? that was only voixer speaking to themselves. the reason voixer came back at all is because the corruption needed a form.

voixer is devastated by this. voix was hurt enough by the realization that they were made out of a piece of celesteal- now theyre learning that was a lie, too!

but it’s not like they show any of this. they just got even more reason why their existence is pointless. but there is one thing they know they can do.

the reason celesteal was able to be revived was because of the corruption, twisting reality to make anything possible.

voixer is the point of corruption, so they are able to manipulate it.

so if voixer got rid of the corruption, then celesteal would die for real. voixer knows very well that if he did that, he would die too. but a pointless existence isnt really worth living, is it?

voixer decides to do it. in destroying any remnant of themselves, reality would be safe. they didn’t just fade away. they tore out their essence, making the corruption disappear. it became nothing, the thing voixer thought they were based around for so long.

voix watches celesteal disappear from reality. celesteal's a little disappointed that their story didnt end with the ‘protagonist’ defeating the ‘antagonist’, but they still thought it was a wonderful story. so as they fade away, all cyalm does is smile at the trio.

voixer turns to the two saviors, knowing very well that he didnt have much time to talk before he died. he thanks them. he tells them both what he just did. but verfection points out something.

wait, wouldn’t you and celesteal have died at the exact same time? why did you get an extra minute?

verf ends up slightly rambling- i mean, not that it’s a bad thing, i did like talking to you and all- but the truth was that voixer didn’t know either. voixer tells them as much.

they kind of... awkwardly sit around until voixer fades away. but the thing is- voixer doesnt fade away. they’re still alive, even after destroying the very thing that made them exist at all.

voixer says, yeah i... don’t feel like i’m dying.

then the shard savior pipes up. well, you arent actually the corruption, right? you were just a point made out of it that controlled it. so getting rid of it wouldnt kill you, because youre more than just ‘the point of corruption’.

verfection seems to like this idea.

voixer... isnt certain, but after a while of the two saviors discussing it, voix had to realize that they really werent going to die.

so then voix teleported them back to the sanctuary, now back in everi due to voix getting rid of the corruption! wait would verf and ss just be lost if voixer actually died?

after anshine and strat get the situation explained them, the two star gays run over to verfection and panic over them for a fair bit. please can we have a star savior that doesnt go missing??

but celesteal’s gone from their reality! that’s good... right?

but though theyre gone from their reality, celesteal’s power still remains over other dimensions.

so, shard savior and voixer, along with yawgate’s help, travel across different dimensions to get rid of celesteal’s influence.

as time goes on, everything goes back to normal.

reality is no longer constantly on the verge of breaking.

voixer is doing great, making friends after a couple centuries of believing they were literally nothing.

yawgate is pretty embarrassed over thinking all of that was because of cyalm being dead.

stratosfear and anshine get married and adopt the other two saviors.

and they all got their happily ever after.

tl;dr:

A. cyalm isnt corrupted, he’s just that narrative-obsessed guy all the time

B. voixer is disguised as the point of void but it turns out theyre actually the point of corruption and even they didnt know that.

C. celesteal, after getting revived, teleports the savior to somewhere away from the sanctuary to fight. but then verf (with their symbol shattered) and voixer burst in to fight celesteal too

D. voixer, after cyalm tells them that theyre the point of corruption, destroys the corruption, which kills cyalm

E. after D, voixer 100% thought that they were going to die too, but due to them being more than just a point of corruption, they didnt. aka they didnt die due to the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

F. i linked tower of heaven music to the last sentence of the actual explanation go listen

#OOOH BOY #I CLOSED OUT OF DISCORD AND SPENT 2 HOURS WRITING THIS ALL #WITH NO BREAKS #I FEEL GREAT #and tired #maybe i'll sleep now #alright im adding this tag the next day!#i proofread this about ten billion times but i know its still a mess #so feel free to expand on it or smthing #af infodump

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superjennysunshine · 5 years ago

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I’m gonna ramble for a while.

2019 is coming to an end and I feel pretty good honestly. It wasn’t the best year, wasn’t the worst, there were great days and terrible ones but overall it was a solid 7/10 probably won’t replay it though.

This year marked a lot of big changes in my life, all of them terrifying. Like staring into the void at the end of the universe terrifying but through it all I’m still making it and that’s pretty cool I reckon.

I gotta admit 2020 scares me a lot. Because I have to do a lot of difficult things like getting an education and probably a job, and paying bills and being an adult and stuff, but also a lot of things I really want to do like go to therapy, find a nice hobby, and if the winds blow in my direction maybe even try transitioning just a lil bit.

Just like a teensy bit just like... idk... a 227% transition, like just a little bit.

Yknow it’s really times like this I miss my Dad. He was a cool guy. He wasn’t perfect, wasn’t even that good really a 4.7/10 if I’m being REALLY honest but I really do love him a lot. I remember the time we played guitar hero in his apartment, those were cool times.

You know my dads name was Michael but he called himself Doug?

What a geek ass.

Love your dads folks. They don’t stick around forever.

I’m really grateful for my friends. It’s hard to feel affirmed and happy in this world but they always manage to bring me around somehow. I don’t think I could’ve even begun this whole process without them.

Seriously like they make feel small and cute and like a girl and honestly I’d probably be dead by now if not for that so good on ya pals.

A really cool thing about the end of 2019 vs the end of 2018 is I’m not afraid to call myself a girl anymore.

I’m a lady, a gamer grill, a girl, a woman, a female, i’m transgender, and I’m fucking so proud of it, even if sometimes I look in the mirror and I feel like trash I have improved, I have moved up ever so slightly but it means so much to me. I don’t have to dream anymore of a better life, a different beginning where I was who I always wanted to be from the start because this year ive forged the path to that beginning and I’m ready to make the journey. Even if I’m 21 years late I’m here now and it feels pretty damn good.

It’s my Jojoversary. It’s been 2 years on the dot since I saw the pilot episode of Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure, and it might seem weird that I’m coming off of that after all this really serious talk but Jojo is something that I adore, I love so unapologetically, I don’t let anyone stop me from loving it as much as I do, it’s been an absolute constant presence of pure happiness in my life and oh my god what would I have done without it.

I want like a partner, yknow? I want like a rebel lesbian who will turn me into a government defiling delinquent or a chubby sweet boy who makes me hot chocolate and like rubs my shoulders sometimes (but not too hard cause I’m sensitive there), maybe someone who loves to read, or camp, or watch movies, or read Jojo’s bizzare adventure, or really like Star Wars, or smile a lot, or love botany or dinosaurs.

And I want to get married. I want a big fuck off wedding with people and pictures and nice food and I want to wear like a fantabulous gorgeous dress and I want Twerk to be my maid of honor, and I want all th people to blow the bubbles as I walk out with my partner and then instead of going on honeymoon we just go home and order a pizza and watch a scary movie.

I LOVE DRESSES I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE FUXK THEYRE SO CUUUUUTE.

Looking back at my past makes me really sad. I was so secluded and lonely for so long. I had no friends, I was a huge asshole, I didn’t go to school, I never left the house... I’m extremely lucky to be where I am now, new and improved in every way and to past Jenny, I’m really sorry, you got a lot to go through and like my life right now ain’t exaclty peaches and creme, but the grass is defintely the greenest it’s ever been.

God I love my name. Jenny! It makes me so happy.

Ok I’m going to bed. If anyone reads this leave a note scoring between 1 and 10 on how cohevise this felt. I’m gonna give it a 2 I think.

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niennavalier · 5 years ago

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Okay, belated Star Wars thoughts under the cut; no particular order, just as I think of them. Possibly some unpopular opinions, I dont really know, I'm not all that active in the SW fandom. So maybe I'll get roasted alive but...eh, whatever, this site is somewhere between an void and hell anyway.

Also SPOILERS BELOW (OBVIOUSLY)

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Okay, so first things first: I enjoyed episode 9. A lot. It was really fun to watch, and just talking in terms of my experience in the theater, it was fantastic. It was so much fun to see the old crew back, all of those appearances were basically like happiness shots in the arm. It was really very cool. The Palpatine reveal and everything around it was pretty damn epic for the obvious reasons. And I absolutely loved seeing the trio bantering and arguing and passing each other - I always love stuff like that. I swear, just give me hours of good character interaction and I'll be happy. Kylo and Rey fighting together/him using the blue lightsaber was also some cool shit and basically like "yaasss heres the payoff for the entire trilogy let's fucking gooo"

Oh, and I need to mention that little droid that Rey fixes. That little guy was adorable and I want merch for him and I will not hear otherwise. (The droids are always great in all the movies fight me)

Also Zorii and Jannah. Badasses, loved watching them and the way they got to interact with the main cast. Just...wanna spill all the love for them in this sentence.

But there are a lot of other things I have to say about the movie - especially the more I think about it and the trilogy as a whole. Dont get me wrong; I still really loved watching the movie. There are just...certain things that feel like missteps or missed opportunities?

(Not counting how badly Oscar Isaac wanted Finn and Poe to be boyfriends, which I just discovered is a thing. And reminds me a lot of anytime anyone mentions Julian Bashir to Andy Robinson and his response is always "oh Garak wanted to have sex with him from the start". Which I literally love so much, this man is a treasure, and I'm glad that apparently the same thing is happening here. And it's not that I'm not gonna talk about it here cause I dont think Poe and Finn should've been boyfriends, but I'm pretty sure Oscar Isaac has much more to say about it than I do)

Gonna start where I always start when I have problems with writing: romance. Because IMO badly written/unnecessary romance can ruin any good story real quick. I'm talking about the kiss at the end. I'm not saying this to bash on the Rey and Kylo shippers. Generally, I dont care what you ship so long as you dont start harassing everyone else; I care even less when it comes to this fandom cause I just participate in it so little. So this isnt me bashing on the ship itself or the fans, but I just think that, in the context of the movie itself, the romance was really poorly handled. To the point that I saw the scene going that way and all I could think was "oh god please dont kiss, I'm begging you". And well...we all know where that went. But I just never got a romantic vibe from the two of them in terms of what was shown on screen. The chemistry always felt familial, at least to me, across episodes 8 and 9 in particular. I dont know if that's just the chemistry between the actors or what, but the tension between them never struck me as romantic - more like two people desperate for someone who understands the chaos around them, not lovers.

Again, granted, maybe that's just the way I read stuff, especially considering I really appreciate movies that don't feature romance arcs. I'm not sure how it read to other people, and I'm not gonna bash on the shippers who like it. I may feel like JJ Abrams didnt write a convincing romance - or just stuck the kiss in there at the end to fulfill some plan from episode 7 that didnt actually pan out - but I have no problem with the ship itself, or the people who ship it. (Because at the end of the day, this is all fiction, and I couldnt care less how anyone chooses to interact with it)

(And this isnt an entirely rated point but because I've seen it around:

In all honesty, I'm starting to think that the romance thing was just a symptom of a bigger problem with this trilogy: it doesnt feel cohesive. It's like JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson had two separate sets of notes and just refused to actually look between them. Two separate sets of ideas that they were too stubborn to compromise on.

And I have a feeling (at least, talking to my little brother, who definitely feels this way) that a lot of people are pinning this fragmented feel to the trilogy on Rian Johnson and The Last Jedi, but I honestly don't think that's fair. Because, and here's the unpopular opinion: I really don't think Last Jedi is that bad. At least, not bad enough to deserve all the flak it gets.

Won't get into that entirely here because that could be a whole separate post, but that's my opinion. Sure, it's not perfect, there are definitely a lot of parts that are pretty irrelevant and not really necessary, but that's true of everything. Frankly, its biggest problem was that it was written for the wrong audience. Which is a major problem, yes, but taken for what it is, it's perfectly decent. As I said before, I could write a whole thing on this movie and why it's not that bad (because I have my brother's points as to why it's terrible for me to argue against) but overall, my reading of 8 is that it's a movie meant to introduce wider ideas and concepts to the universe - particularly this very gray and murky area of morality and character - through stories that are closer to the characters and tied to harsher realities of war. Things aren't always black and white, people are complex, sometimes our heroes can be gravely wrong in ways that aren't glamorous.

Frankly, it feels somewhere between a super deep indie movie and Star Trek (particularly DS9, at least to me, because I love when that show gets to twisty moral stuff). So yeah, wrong audience, yet he decided to stick with his storytelling despite that. No matter I personally might fall into the audience that movie resonates with, it wasnt gonna resonate with most of the fandon.

Again, Last Jedi is far from perfect in other ways too, but it sets up some great ideas that I was really hoping to get some closure on. Honorable mention here is when Rose saves Finn when he's speeding out to sacrifice himself and because of the desire to save the people they love, which I always end up likening to the "we dont trade lives" sentiment. Mentioning this cause my brother always complains about it, but I was thinking this would be one of those virtues that separate the good guys from the bad guys and ultimately allow good to triumph. Yknow, sorta like how Voldemort's lack of understanding of love contributed to his downfall, to liken it to HP. I was under the assumption that would be the concept at some turning point in the climax, but...guess not.

Big one though, which was actually a pretty big disappointment IMO, was the whole neutrality argument, the existence of a grey area. The most interesting thing from Rey and Kylo's scenes in 8 was the notion that the Jedi and Sith could be left to die, and the two of them would essentially find a way separate from those two sides, walking a path down the middle. I know I'm not the first person to bring this up, especially because of how the Force just...works. That the scales need to be balanced. And so, given that, to have the Jedi always destroy the Sith - that's not balance. Give it a few more years and the same problem is gonna happen; if there are Jedi, there will be Sith and war is gonna break out. That's hardly resolution, so neutrality is the way to go. And, personal opinion - I loved that this ended up in 8. It's just a lot more nuanced than "good vs evil, good is victorious" and brought in new ideas to this universe that I really wanted to see explored.

But that just...never happened. Sure, Rey has that yellow lightsaber at the end, but it's really very little more than the barest hint of lip service to that entire concept. Because it's never built on throughout the movie. Kylo's insistence that they look for a different way turns into a demand that she basically become his Sith queen. Which isnt playing with the gray area - it's more firmly dividing light and dark. And as she's fighting Palpatine, he's all the Sith, while she's all the Jedi; doubt that needs further explanation. Sure yeah, she's dealing with the revelation of her bloodline throughout the movie, but that interaction with the dark side is very different than in 8; she's afraid of it (a character arc I love, dont get me wrong), not lured by it. The Sith are very clearly evil, and despite her family, she comes to embody the Jedi as a whole. The opposite of what was laid out in 8.

Which actually just makes her choice to take the yellow lightsaber make even less sense? Because...she has no reason at all to turn away from the Jedi and every reason to keep using the Light side. The only possible reason by that point is if she knows about the balance and makes that choice intentionally to prevent the rise of a Sith lord. But that choice is never shown, so I dont give that a pass. It just feels like the lamest nod to something from 8 - no buildup, no explanation, just there because it technically should be.

And that fucking sucks. What a waste. Puts so much space between these movies.

The romance might be another aspect of that - 8 didnt really give me a strong romantic vibe, and then 9 tried to benefit off of buildup of romantic tension that just wasnt there. And that romance isnt the only other one. Just the existence of Palpatine at all? Like, awesome plot yes, but not at all foreshadowed. The banter between the trio at the start? One of my favorite parts to watch, but it comes out of nowhere, and I guess we just have to live with the idea that all of the development happened off screen. Lame. The return of the fucking helmet? Fuck, i actually have more i can say about the way i interpreted the helmet, but this is getting long. So point being: it's like we just got zipped right back to episode 7 all of a sudden and didnt even get a symbolic moment of him losing the helmet in 9 (at least, not that I remember).

Really, on the whole, JJ Abrams basically did the beginning of 9 such that most of 8 could be made irrelevant. Because that's how I felt throughout the whole movie; like 8 didnt matter. And I know a lot of fans are honestly happy with that (so maybe if was actually the right choice on that front) but god does it make the whole trilogy clunky. Literally nothing flows.

And I think that's my main problem with the trilogy as a whole - or, rather, with the production behind it. It's like JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson were just so goddamned married to their ideas that they wouldnt budge from the story they wanted to tell. Like they put their individual creative visions above the quality of the story as a whole. Like they weren't willing to deal with any changes that they didn't put into play themselves. And the trilogy suffered for it.

Which is really so obnoxious to me. Because it is very possible to be flexible and improv and incorporate other ideas into what you already had; just look at D&D. That's the job of a DM. You can plan everything out perfectly, figure out the story you want to tell, decide how you want everyone to interact with your world, but the players will invariably fuck those plans over. And you just have to roll with the punches. But beyond that, those changes can be for the better, because those are ideas you never thought of, and incorporating those makes for an even richer story than anyone expected. All because the people involved are willing to see where the story naturally takes itself.

Just wish these directors could understand that.

(Also...what was Finn gonna tell Rey? I mean...? This is honestly the strangest thing about the movie because it literally felt like the writers just...forgot they ever had this plot point after halfway. Which just feels like sloppy writing, and I feel Poe when he seems to be really curious what Finn wants to tell Rey. Because...me too!)

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mightaswellcry · 7 years ago

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Klance Chicken Little AU

I don’t know why this fucking idea dawned on me out of nowhere, but I couldn’t get it out of my head so here we are:

chicken little au, Keith is chicken little, lance is Abby, and Runt is hunk

First off, chicken little believing in aliens???? I mean,, cmon, Keith fits perfectly (if u disagree fight me) (but also the fact that he’s an outcast and only has his dad present in his younger life (???) and his mom is out of the picture, also I could totally see Keith being shit at baseball, but just keeps trying no matter what the haters say (and then fuckin kicks ass))

Abby is just out here tryin to live her best life and cares so much (lance anyone ???) and is funny and sweet and wants the best for chicken little (cLOSURE !!1!!) (even tho he can be hELLA oblivious at times)

Also chicken little’s nickname is ace!!! And if that wasn’t Keith’s nickname at some point it sure as hell is now tbh

Runt is super nervous guy but in the end is so brave and god IF THAT AINT HUNK IDK WHAT IS

Fish Out of Water is probs Pidge, if u don’t think she would accidentally get stuck in a ufo and is totally chill with it idk what to tell u (also the fact in that one scene in dodgeball where Fish just fuckin builds a skyscraper out of newspapers and fucking impersonates the Godzilla scene just cuz,, I mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) (also I don’t think fish talks (cause yknow,,,fishbowl) so maybe Pidge could be mute?? Or deaf?? ?? Maybe?? Idk)

(Also, sidenote, like the fact that after Pidge, Keith is shortest one ???? I mean,, 👀)

But then it all goes to shit, cause theN Allura shows up (or maybe a version of the mice as the alien???) and everything is crazy and wild and hOLY SHIT ALIENS ARE REAL

and then they’re scrambling around, trying to get pidge, trying to keep Allura/mice hidden and then shit gets real

and lance sacrifices himself for Keith (doesnt chicken little plant one on Abby right before/just as they’re getting chased?? Cause like,, klance tbh 👀 🔍) and then Keith and his dad have a heart to heart and get taken into the Void

then two aliens pop up on the screen (Coran and Allura if it’s the mice, or!!! a tiny alien cat/lion named Voltron (??? Maybe ??) (and Coran and Alfor if the little alien is Allura)

And Keith returns the alien and everyone rejoices and life is good and there’s a movie made about them and Keith and lance are sitting next to each other and their hands brush in the popcorn bucket and then klance is cannon ki-

(but honestly I just love chicken littles and Abby’s relationship throughout the film and Abby is so considerate and never steps out of bounds regarding a romantic relationship with him and it’s just so beautiful and refreshing to watch (even tho the movie is like 13 years old but whatevs 🤷‍♀️))

also IK in the movie runt is paired with Foxy Loxy the Bitch that turns into a southern belle cause y the fuck not I guess, but I like to think in this au hunk either meets Shay in the UFO (maybe as a refugee or something, but languages get mixed up and hunk thinks she’s captured and frees her but then finds out that she wasn’t captured and goes up to the main aliens in the Void and is like fUCK IM SO SORRY PLS DONT EAT ME,, cause IK for damn sure Shay would nEVER be a bitch unless she Feels a Need (like defending hunk, but u didn’t hear that from me 👀)) or maybe she’s also an outcast at school (maybe runs an alien club and believes what Keith says about the aliens ??) and they meet like that??

so yeah

I missed a lot but here ya go

(My eyes are burning and are about collapse,, enjoy my suffering :) )

#i havent seen the movie in a long time so apologizes if some of the plot points are off/missing #an overuse of 👀 emoji #klance #voltron #voltron au #chicken little #chicken little au #lance mcclain #keith kogane #hunk garrett #pidge gunderson #voltron shiro #voltron legendary defender

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quantumducky · 7 years ago

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I'd love to hear your televoid theories, friend

someone actually did it this is the best day ever thank u for this ask it made my dayokokokok SO (this is gonna get long and ramble-y and i dont know how to put it under a readmore sorryy)

this ones not really an “official” theory cause it it doesnt stick to televoid canon but its what ive been thinking about lately so here ya go:so first of all, the gaps between episodes seem to be the same length in-universe as they are in real time, mostly because ian didn’t cut his hair between them. which means that first of all, he’s been in the void for like two years, save him, but second of all that the… situation… has progressed gradually. which is why i think it’s possible that it also got to the point it was at in the first episode- by which i mean being there doing televoid at all- just as gradually.

now, i also like the idea that different ians we’ve seen are actually separate people who exist somewhere rather than, like, episode 5 being the same ian as usual but having a weird dream, just because it’s more fun to theorize about this way. i mean, ian himself has referred to televoid!ian as a different person from himself, so

here’s the part where it becomes a crack theory, because i’m gonna tie in the thing a lot of people have been saying about ians brutalfoods series having a televoid vibe. aside from the fact that half of those videos are reviewing tv dinners, there was ian saying he’s the real ian and not an imposter in the rolled steak history kitchen and, in one of the reviews, typing something like “if you can read this help me” (too excited for talking about it to stop and go check what exactly it was)

so having established all that. the theory i have is that the brutalfoods series is either televoid!ian’s backstory, and things progressed from sort of weird to very weird, or a different, newer ian in the same… universe? and along with this, another thing that could be a theory on its own, which is that the original ian, which is to say the real actual ian from real life, created all these duplicates of himself so he could make them eat weird stuff he doesnt want to eat or, yknow, suffer in a mysterious void-dimension, and then he could make videos out of it

tl;dr ian brutalmoose is the endgame villain of his own televoid! series thanks for giving me an opening to say all that nonsense

#televoid #mairzymarzipan

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e8luhs · 7 years ago

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could you give an explanation behind the choices of the cataclysmal's god tiers? like, why is crylus prince of mind and why is vergas bard of light?

oh i can try! this is actually going into like… the olden times when i was originally plotting out cb to be a 12 person session. also obviously dont quote me i love classpects but i SUCK at describing how i view them. also im always inch rested in other people speculations on the characters and stuff too so if anyone has like Alt Godtier Suggestions… im always up for listening

also under a cut this is super lengthy im so sorry. im kind of talking out my ass here

rivian is a witch of void (i think her being a witch is kind of obv i played up on her being into wizards like so fucking much) which is essentially like.. rebelling against and manipulating your aspect so shes essentially rebelling against/manipulating void (meaninglessness irrelevance secrets indifference nothingness). this one i cant get into too much because its pretty spoilery but when i think about rivians character arc and the stuff she goes through/how she comes to terms and stuff like… i think its pretty fitting! she brings a lot of things to light and learns to stop ignoring stuff/pretending to be indifferent etc. guess we will have to wait and see though!

lyreni is a sylph of time! originally she was a sylph of mind because her prototype was a sylph of mind… and alot of the like, “having alot of opinions on morality and justice” stuff derives from that. however now shes a lot more music theme cuz of time! she essentially Heals Time (literally just TIME as a whole obviously, but also ambiguity inevitability endings and patience) and again this is sort of plot spoilery too so i cant get into it but like.. i also think its fairly fitting for her. shes kind of like a stereotypical sylph… a meddlesome mom friend trying to keep everything in line, and shes always very punctual with shittons of schedules and also tries helping everyone else with that stuff too

kapreo is a rogue of rage this entire fucking explanation would be a huge ass plot spoiler OOPS SORRY. i cant get into it too much but rogue is about coming to terms with your aspect and rage is about. well. obviously rage but also defiance boundaries skepticism and other negative emotions. we just have to wait and see…………. ;) also kapreo deep down does kind of fit a stereotypical rogue! they arent exactly energetic but theyre very kind hearted and enthusiastic and love their friends alot… theyre just really shy and have a hard time expressing it

sebran is a knight of space and its very fucking obvious hes a knight too. originally sebran was actually made because i was like “well shit i need a space player!” and id say he does being a space player justice? knights (in my opinion) ghost their aspect to hide their insecurities within their own classpect and learn to exploit their aspect. so essentially he puts up the front of acting like a time player because hes insecure of his abilities with the space aspect (creation, randomness, variation, art, and also LITERAL space both outerspace and like, Space. yknow what i mean). sebran really doesnt feel like he has any sort of talent at all and mostly does things as he feels/on the fly but hes always comparing himself to others and doesnt give himself the breathing room to make mistakes in like pretty much anything but… in his arc he learns alot is the thing! i also cant get into it here

crylus was originally planned to be kind of a dick actually believe it or not. i dont really remember exactly how but he was kind of more selfcentered and like. puts his feelings and emotions above others and stuff.. but after i cut off the other 7 trolls (at the time) and with rounding him out and working on his character i realized hes really just a fucking wholesome chaotic good boy who lets his emotions get the best of him sometimes and thats just how it be. i think prince of mind is fitting because like even if hes not the stereotypical prince per se he still destroys mind (logic rationality apathy thought) for himself and sometimes for others too! crylus is a very emotionally intense person to be around and is the type where when hes passionate about something you can really FEEL it in yourself too. ALSO LIKE OBVIOUSLY AGAIN PLOT SPOILER STUFF HAPPENS AND HE GROWS AND ETC YOULL SEE MORE SOON!

vergas is no longer a bard of light hes a bard of blood. ORIGINALLY when i was making cb i already had a prince (crylus) and a void player (rivian) but i was kind of planning for vergas to be a light player anyways w the whole tarot shtick and the fact that vergas is actually fairly superstitious. bard of light didnt really fit that though? (bards ghost their opposite aspect. vergas in no way ghosted void) however he did destroy through his aspect pretty well it just wasnt… passive. the cb discord got onto the topic of godtiers and thats when bard of blood vergas was brought up which imo fits his PERSONALITY like… a lot better. ghosts breath (apathy freedom independence), destroys people through blood (relationships bonds unity). also most of that shit fits into other peoples arcs as well

HOPE THAT ALL HELPS W INSIGHT AS TO WHY I CHOSE EVERYTHING…. these classpects are all very old (except for um bard of blood obvi thats a very recent change) so the characters are very different now vs when i chose them but id hope theyre still fitting

#ask #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #IM SO BAD AT EXPLAINING STUFF SORRY

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