#he isnt WRONG

[ladymirdan]

I just heard someone refer to Calgar as a “bitchy blonde amputee with anger issues”, and I took psychic damage.

[mayazen]

my husband keeps calling Baldurs Gate "your Astarion dating Sim"

[myflagmeansace]

Ed calling it like it is...

This is boyfriend material ✨️

This is a wolf ✨️

This is a space ship ✨️

[no-lo-lo]

So, we may have accidentally gone too far in breaking the notion of traditional gender roles in our kids.

My daughter often looks in the kitchen for me, and calls it "daddy's room". While the bedroom is called "mommy's room" or sometimes "mommy and daddy's room".

And my son just told me he needs me to go cook, because it's my job...

[vogelmeister]

my dad called an airport a luftbahnhof

[kristines-galaxy-of-blackholes]

Yesterday I went to the bank to see what kind of loan I can get to buy an appartment. The guy was looking at a few current listings to get an idea of the market and found a place that was super cheap and would need some updates. So was like "this place would need quite a bit of fixing up but...*looks me up and down* maybe you're good at that kind of thing"

Did I just get...assigned butch by financial advisor?

[beth1814]

My heart listening to him talk about the love for his sport. 😭😭 This is exactly what was needed to be said. The passion is not there for Vegas. The fans looking for a party and not understanding what is going on

He just made me cry… He loves his sport 🥺❤️

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Just saw a video like "um actually rocky horror isn't good queer representation because frank sexually assaults janet" girl he kills and eats people. It's called the rocky HORROR picture show not the rocky cute gay rep tw t-slur picture show

[pleaseshootthejester]

Me: I'm pretty low at the moment, i think i need the adult equivalent of a babysitter, someone who will make me eat 3 meals and make sure I'm doing stuff

My bf: A carer, you mean a carer

[gascreates]

when teenaged rebellion goes too far

[thankstothe]

this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

[derpycatsu]

icarus

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[sunnymon11]

i mean, the man isnt wrong.

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.