pleaseshootthejester

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Hey chat, turns out my fear of becoming terribly abusive that has prevented me from entering into meaningful romantic relationships for all of my adult life, has caused me to sabotage every single chance I've had for love, push away anyone who gets too close, and choose to be in surface level, pseudo-loving relationships that do more harm than good is not, in fact, a real issue I need to be worried about, and is instead just my ocd. I think I need to lie down for a bit

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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if you make fun of cargo pants you do not deserve to have a friend with snacks, a knife, duct tape, stim toys, a lighter, headphones, socks, tylenol, tampons, a map, bobby pins, a kitten, sharpies, travel size soap, a book, condoms, dog food, a phone charger, mascara, dice, a fork, and half a century's worth of lint on deck

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The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

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iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

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I want to be held and called pretty wtfwtfwtf

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damn twin peaks really was just like. ok this is our dead girl laura palmer and this is her girlfriend donna and their boyfriend james and james & donna’s girlfriend maddy (who is also laura’s cousin). and this is is laura’s OTHER boyfriend bobby and his girlfriend shelly who is married (FUCK LEO JOHNSON) and this is shelly’s boss norma the love theme plays over a lot of their scenes which is interesting to say the least. and here we have norma’s husband hank and her boyfriend ed and ed’s wife nadine. it goes on basically the entire town is somehow romantically linked to each other. and here to investigate laura’s murder we have special agent dale cooper and his girlfriend diane and his ex albert and coop & albert’s boyfriend harry and his girlfriend josie. also present are the strange number of evil old men obsessed with josie, cooper’s new girlfriend annie, and audrey horne who has a thing for him but he won’t date because she’s 18. also gordon cole. who’s the lady with the log? we call her the log lady. 

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doomed by the narrative: twin peaks edition

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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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WITH MY KEY I (LOCK IT)

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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

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I miss him so much it's a week until I see him :( I miss him

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I need a hug I need to be held i need a hug I need a hug I need a hug I need a