#he is very nice and polite

[sesamenom]

the art is Taking Its Time so in the meanwhile here's some things I've been working on

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[carebeardean]

Charles whose dad smashed his cassette tape with a hammer learns to navigate the backpack cause, like, he needs to be useful, yeah?

and this way Charles has everything Edwin needs, and if Edwin gets sick of him he’ll just.. he doesn’t know what he’ll do.

but then Edwin gets the record player.

he suggests, tentatively, that Charles might play some of his “queen” if he liked. after all, if they are to haunt potential realtors away from their new office, they may as well entertain themselves.

so they take turns, switching out; edwin likes opera. he shows Charles how to waltz, chiding Charles to stop looking at his feet til they’re gliding, whirling around like they’re in the movies. Edwin’s smile is small and pleased and lovely. (Charles attempt to get Edwin to headbang along to queen results in a sort of awkward rhythmic nodding. Charles loves him so much he could die again.)

And, like. Edwin doesn’t like clutter. he doesn’t bother with the random tidbits ghosts give them for solving cases.

until now, apparently.

now he comes back from trading at the goblin market with little useless things—a cursed rubix cube, records from bands Charles mentioned years ago.

Charles is so busy trying to subtly read his book on Edwardian courting rituals (disguised by Nikos discreet manga covers) that he doesn’t realize what Edwin’s set down in front of him. he stares at Edwin’s spiky handwriting, the tidy numbered list.

“I thought, perhaps, that we might—start a new tradition.”

Charles blinks, eyes stinging. “Mate, did you.. make me a mixtape?”

“Crystal assisted me, and while she was absolutely insuffer—“ Edwin staggers, catching him with a surprised little noise.

“I love you so much,” Charles says, muffled into his throat. “You’re my favorite person. I love you so much it hurts, sometimes.”

“Yes,” Edwin says softly, hands curling around his waist. He takes Charles weight like it’s nothing. “I believe I know the feeling.”

this is a longer fic on ao3 now!

[somereaderinblue]

Polites: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!

Odysseus, wanting to cry on Penelope's pillow a while longer: I'm starting a vegan diet.

Ares: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.

[venomgaia]

lobo the drow druid and his quest to befriend every evil/morally ambiguous npc as part of a tactical alliance

[anghraine]

Good morning to my fellow US residents on this, the worst day of our calendar. Fingers crossed etc.

[royalarchivist]

[Immediately after Fit brutally roasted a chatter for being a filthy metagamer]

Dono: You became my comfort streamer. It has been great here.

Fit: Oh, thank you so much, thank you thank you thank you. I'm glad I can bring you comfort when I insult the sht out of some chatters, I'm glad I can comfort you. That's right!

Fit: People say I'm nice, no, I'm not nice. I'm polite. Mostly. There's a difference between being nice and being polite, I am polite. I am polite.

[melissa-titanium]

photo day or soomehing. iwas gonna rende rthis but imLiterally aboutto pa.ss out

[searyyn]

A male Subjugator OC ref sheet I made for a friend

[cakesandfail]

human men in ankh-morpork: man the patrician sucks! he could have you killed you know. he's gonna have me disappeared for saying it. he's so mean and scary who let him be in charge

literally everyone else: wh- the guy on the money? the one who has a sweet little dog and keeps passing out in mister vimes's arms like he's doing it on purpose? that patrician? ...are you okay??

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

miles kane saying “you cunt”

[mamawasatesttube]

i really want a story in which tim and lois get up to snoopery, sneakery, spying, and shenanigans together. i don't have a plot for this yet but i want it so bad. lois would be such an enabler to tim and i want to see it!!!! they're both nosy little bastards with an inability to stay in their own lanes (ha) or to sit idly by when they perceive they can do something about a problem!! i need them to get up to something together...

[wildmrmix]

I think it must’ve been really funny when Curly got out of the reformatory and saw Ponyboy. Like wdym his hair is short and blonde???? Dude probably has no clue about any events that went down so he’s just “🧍‍♂️ nice,,, haircut. What a… unique color, you do it yourself?”

[victorie552]

Kind of a weird AU but hear me out:

Finwe marries Indis, right? Most controversial thing Finwe ever done and that includes leading elves from their ancestral home to a new continent to live with gods. Silmarillion says that it happened because he fell in love and I believe it BUT what Silmarillion doesn't tell you is WHEN Finwe marries Indis. I saw posts that say the canon is inconclusive and Tolkien probably changed his mind a lot, and half of what of what Tolkien wrote is thrown from the window by fandom, so.

Anyway, one of the versions said Feanor was at least a teenager when Finwe/Indis happens (I think). What Silmarillion states is that Feanor married VERY young by elven standards, and that Nerdanel was below his station (classism? in elven society? apparently!).

Last thing before I get to the main point: Fingolfin marries Anaire, a Noldo lady, who I saw often enough written as a noble or a court lady, perfectly fine that, no idea if that's canon. And Finarfin very much marries Teleri princess.

...I don't know guys, it feels very convienient. For princes to fall in love with exactly the kind of women who would be approved by royal court and strenghten political ties with other elven factions. If it was anything else than silm, I would call political marriages.

Time for crack: based on what I wrote above I propose an AU where it was FEANOR who was supposed to marry Indis. For politics! Vanyar are the most important faction in Aman! Let's marry into that!

But the MOMENT Feanor became an adult and they could process with courting without making it creppier than it already is, Feanor runs off to elope with his coworker and there's nothing they can do. Well, that's what Finwe tells Ingwe when Ingwe rages about it to him.

Finwe loves Feanor, he wants him to marry for love, and that's exactly what happens. But, uh, all Vanyar are pissed that there's no political marriage when they were promised one (they mad cause they look stupid now), and, well. Finwe decides to bite the bullet. For his son.

It's not true of course. But imagine family dinners after that.

[cursedvibes]

Jin, like two days before he kicked the bucket while cuddling baby Yuuji

Jin: Make sure to kick your uncle's butt when you see him and say that was from old man too

I love that Jin now actually has a motive to help Kenjaku, he's not just getting used. If he remembers everything, Yuuji is his chance to get back at his twin. Guess who's getting eaten now! It would also mean that he's not really a better parent than Kenjaku because he's also using Yuuji to fulfill his selfish wishes, while knowing it could kill Yuuji or put him through a lot of pain. Yuuji is so lucky that he still had Wasuke. Every other family member is insane. Well, maybe Kaori was alright, but she couldn't do anything and she likely never knew about Yuuji. Argh, I need to know more about this fucked up family.

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”