#he is such a menace i hate him
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grr i need to suck on wolfwood's tongue but idk how to make out so i need him to teach me RAAH
anon. i have good news for you….i have already written this little drabble here!!
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Saw this post and couldn't resist because,
1.) @tesscourtes' human!Bill is a lil cutie-patootie menace that I very badly wanted to draw, and,
2.) I have a - M I G H T Y - N E E D - for any version of human!Bill to find any way he possibly can to annoy Ford a whole lot :D
Also, 3.) I like to headcanon that Bill's knowledge in The Sciences is mostly limited to 'Ways I Can Make A Really Cool Doomsday Portal', and everything else he knows is just a slapdash mix of the stuff he remembers from whatever schooling he went through on Euclydia, a whole awful lot of lucky guesses (which he WILL gaslight you about if you tell him he's wrong), and - naturally - conning all the rest of the answers he needs out of any more educated saps who are unfortunate enough to be around him at the time (answers which he will then proceed to take credit for), so as far as I'm concerned, this "outfit" is perfect for him.
Ignore the shitty backgrounds, I am sick to death of doing backgrounds, I just want to draw goofy shenanigans, okay???
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#mabel pines#human bill cipher#my headcanon is not to say i don't think bill is smart. bill is clearly Very Smart. he just applies all his smarts to con artistry and evil#which - honestly? MOOD#tagging the ship because this particular AU is Decidedly Billford XD#i'd say 'their divorce is going so well' but i think they're too busy with doing ~other stuff~ to actually get divorced#if ya know what i mean - wink wink#i hope i drew him okay ahaha i tried my best but i am still crawling and scraping my way out of massive art burnout :‚)#and i gotta add - it is ROUGH transitioning from drawing furries to drawing regular humans again O-O;#prolly gonna draw this lil menace again with a few other human!bill designs i like all in one image :3c#for rn tho i have an equally mighty need to address a post joking about how bill is not allowed to swear and hates it#got a few perfect quotes from 'the good place' i can utilize with just that one little concept‚ lemme tell ya OuO
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12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:
#tim drake#dick grayson#robin#dc robin#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake is a menace#tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else#so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted#there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm#it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage#Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave#It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left#For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday#Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd#just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol#Tim drake is unhinged and petty#Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman#I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne#Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him#and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???
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Edit: 20/04/2024: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP LIKING THIS FUCKING POST. THIS IS FROM LAST YEAR B4 ALL THE THINGS ON FOREVER CAME OUT. I just keep it up for the sake of archiving.
IM BLOCKING EVERYONE WHO LIKES OR INTERACTS W THIS POST
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btw for all u 4haloers and eclipsedoers out there aparently forever's been signing ppls badges w a heart and telling them to ask bbh to sign his name near the heart
heres one of them!!
another one!! this is for the 1st pic
THERES A FOURTH ONE NOW
#btw the first one forever actually signed after bbh but he added the heart#i hate them sm theyre the worst /pos#the second one if im not wrong bbh drew the heart bc forever told the badge owner to ask him#forevers a menace#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp bbh#qsmp forever#badboyhalo#forever player#qsmp vegas meetup#vegas meetup#4halo#eclipseduo#ill add the originals links as i find them#i just realized this post has several grammatical errors and typos forgive me im dumb
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#I think kiryu would be a menace who throws up in your bed the next morning but you can't hate him cuz he's so cute#but you beat his ass first and make him replace the sheets#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#kazumaji#my art
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I know its canon that Twyla and Spectra are friends...
But in my heart, Twyla hates her guts.
#monster high#spectra vondergeist#twyla boogeyman#listen part of it is headcanon and the other part is my interpretations of their characters#specifically i gravitate towards diary spectra who is a complete menace with no concept of privacy#and to me twyla is a very private person who doesn't like gossip#and she's so mysterious spectra is always trying to get in her business and it pisses twyla OFF#but she's so chill that she's good at hiding it#and then headcanon wise#spectra and invisibilly dated (inspired by the books)#he had a major crush on her and thought he could fix her and prove that she has some compassion#she ultimately uses him to spy on their peers and dumps him when she gets what she wants out of him#he and twyla basically have a sibling relationship and she sees how devastated and embarrassed he is after the fact#so yeah she hates her guts lol#text post
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modern day liebgott is an uber driver who exclusively plays chief keef on his busted out speakers. his car is a 2004 toyota corrolla that smells like cigarette smoke and axe body spray. the rubber is peeling off of two of the doors. the left blinker does not work. a door handle has been mysteriously ripped off and the windows wont roll down. he has ten parking tickets he refuses to pay off and does not care about right of way. if hes delivering your food for uber eats you can count on the fact that he has eaten some of your fries. in spite of all of this he pulls more bitches than all of his friends combined.
#certified xandemic victim i just KNOW#during lockdown he got too into bladee and it fucked with his head#now hes arrived at inner peace by weaning off the xans and replacing with copious amounts of bad vodka#no child left behind policy means he hasnt read a book since 7th grade#hes a fucking menace#this post dedicated to all my nympho friends from wayba k who fucked their hot uber drivers lmaoooool#in 2013 during high school he became obsessed with keef and made a bunch of handmade ralph lauren polos to post fit pics in skcnfnnc#if you bring this up to him he will cold clock you.#i still hate bob idk but i will keep posting about my man no one can stop me#joe liebgott#joseph liebgott#band of brothers
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PERISH YOU FOOL (if you know you know)
#my art#my artwork#sega superstars tennis#reala#alex kidd#I HATE HIM#DESPISE EVEN#U DONT UNDERSTAND#HOW MUCH OF A MENACE HE IS#nights fanart#nights journey of dreams#COUNT UR DAYS ALEX KIDD#da struggle was real
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Would've Could've Should've but it's actually Marc Marquez and Valentino Rossi
#not to say that Marc is blameless#like he really truly IS a track menace that does some stupid shit on track#but the way Vale's old ass launched a hate train against him#truly insane#I like them both but Vale the guy was 0 years old#and you made an entire country and half the sport hate him#anyway#marc marquez#valentino rossi#motogp
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there is something sooo fucking good about early seasons ian and mickey, about watching this summer fling turn into something more, the fear that elicited from mickey but him being unable to stop, finding those little moments hidden away and taking all this meaning from small gestures and persevering in dugouts and under bleachers and barely pressed confessions in the back of a church that is soo good for my brain
like i am very glad mickey gets to shout his love for ian from the mountain tops and also beat his love for ian into his dad's face but when he was clenching his teeth shut and his love for ian was coming out regardless ohhhhh baby i was eating
#shameless us#gallavich#and also they actually gave noel something interesting to work with instead of 5 mins of nonsense in the later seasons but. what can you do#like i watch later season stuff with like equal parts 'good for them i'm happy they are happy' and 'thats not my boy'#yes my man deserves to be out and happy and a bridezilla but also he would not act like that <3 hope this helps#yes he deserves to be a diva menace no he wouldn't do it like that though <3#yes he should get to heal from his familial trauma no he should not be forced to care for and interact with that man who should be dead#gallavich truly double edged sword of biggest win for fans and also biggest fumble#like ian's supposed to be one time hook up in s1 became his HUSBAND after years of bringing him back and sending him away rinse and repeat#because the writers hated mickey but audiences loved him#so yay they're married! time to have the most uninteresting plots for them imaginable & retcon some dumb ass traits on them for plot purpos#the last 2 seasons should have centered around ian and mickey becoming the centralizing force of the house that fiona was at the start#god there are so many tags here sorry. got more passionate about this than i thought i would#mickey milkovich
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Kacchan hasn't even been gone two full days and Izuku has already managed to Commit a Crime.
If Kacchan has to interrupt his vacation to bail Izuku out of jail, then Kacchan will end up in jail. For murder.
Izuku does not want to be murdered. Or to interrupt Kacchan's vacation! Kacchan has earned this vacation! Izuku will not, cannot, be the one to interrupt it.
Which means that he absolutely, must not, on any account, get caught.
Covering up your crime is also a crime! So Izuku is going to have to commit at least two crimes to hide the fact that he has already done a crime, and maybe Kacchan had a point about how Izuku absolutely must not be left to his own devices, but making Kaminari babysit Izuku like some kind of crime-baby was just plain mean. To Kaminari.
Izuku can run circles around that guy.
Kacchan should have made Mina do it. Oh well! Kaminari's not awake yet, so all Izuku has to do is-
"OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE!" The bellow was accompanied by a pounding fit to wake the dead. Or Kaminari.
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Kacchan is going to kill him.
#bnha#izuku midoriya#mha#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#midoriya izuku#denki kaminari#kaminari denki#kacchan#dangerous (like dynamight)#in which izuku remains quirkless and sadly gives up his dream of becoming a hero in favour of something more 'realistic'#and katsuki views keeping an eye on deku to be something of a civic duty#he barges into izuku's going i hate you shut up don't talk to me and izuku is like you are in MY house???#and then katsuki hands over the full file for some case that the investigation team is taking too long to resolve and izuku is off!#katsuki should not be taking that file home with him let alone handing it over to 'random' unauthorised civilians#izuku gets back to him practically the next day like i solved it! and katsuki is like finally i can PUNCH someone#and get this over with#katsuki's friends think he's nuts for going on about midoriya like that je seems like a really nice guy#on a good day katsuki will admit that deku is that#but you guys haven't seen The Notebooks#deku's nuts. he's a crazy stalker. i am too proud to hire him for the investigation team even though i really really want to#he's really good at that crap. and a menace to society. keep an eye on him while i'm gone or i WILL hear about it
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There is a distressing amount of Achilles content on my dashboard this morning. Universe, tumblr gods, friends of the state and those abandoned by it, please explain this to me.
#ginger rambles#I'm not going to block the tag because then I'd miss like discussions and stuff with him#and that's annoying because I might hate Achilles but he's a very important figure#and I like hearing what people have to say about him#but my god I do not want to see blorbo art of him I'm not particularly interested in Patrochilles art either#that one person doing a bunch of designing of Patrochilles from Paris the Musical#you can stay I like you and your rockin' designs they spark much joy#everyone else take your blond-red menace and leave 😭😭😭
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this was them when they just met fr
#she just stared at him as if concentrating all the hate of the world on those eyes#THE EYES OF A TRAUMATIZED CHILD FR#jack. the samurai with the super cold and menacing stare:#“i fear no man but THAT” “it scares me”#this is what happens when you do a child like this#he just tryna help but her go 👹#help#samurai jack#sj#au#paws of magic#PoM#samurai jack au#sj au#oc#samurai jack oc#mai#jack#jack and mai#sketch#silly#jackposting#radaverse
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jayfeather and moleflight toxic yaoi…
Oh wow there's not even anything in the Molejay tag. Is this pair so rare it's not been done yet?
Jayfeather and Moleflight, toxic yaoi, "I named myself after the time I trounced your angelic ass" and "I've personally assigned my entire afterlife to trying to prevent you from causing chaos." They want to kiss each other sooo bad it makes them look stupid. The rituals, they are so intricate.
#Molejay#Better bones au#I'm actually not much of a Jayfeather shipper normally#I know a lot of people who really like exploring all of his potential romances but I'm only into Jaypoppy#And this specific version of Molejay#Jay and Kestrel I adore as like... ''Jay has changed my life and given me the power to question authority''#Jay and Briar I just love as besties#I actually *hate* him and Half as a ship it's legitimately one of my NOTPs#Jay just sits with me as the sort of guy who doesn't feel romantic attraction very often and it ranks low on his list of priorities#He's too busy being a menace#Babe wake up new sexuality on the aroace spectrum just dropped. Hes Irritatoromantic#He only feels attraction based on how annoying it would be to fall in love with the person lmaooo#QPR? No. He is in a CPR. Cahoots Platonic Relationship.#Funny that the only two Jay ships that do anything for me are for two cats who would have died in the same epidemic#Bone babble
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i hate this man so much 😭
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So you've heard The Vampire Sam Barcley wrote Waiting for Godot and is Irish and literally has Samuel Beckett's name
But the youngest in blood on the show is Santiago aged cca 20 (interview with Ben) meaning he was turned in the early 1920s which would mean AU Sam Beckett would have been turned in his teens to be older then Santi which doesn't seem to be right..... sus
And remember Assad in that interview mentioning there was a discussion about which book character easter egg Samuel is
And you've read the s3 renewal articles (yey s3 renewal!) confirming Sam makes it through the fire and continues to s3
What I'm trying to say is Vampire Sam is either Marius or Akasha
#jk but WHO D HELL ARE U Sam??!#interview with the vampire#samuel barclay#iwtv#christopher geary#my-post#either that or Louis spared him so whenever Armand misbehaves he dials Sam and tells him to bring his baby cage#that's apparently Armand's Kryptonite#btw “let the youngest read in the youngest” santiago IS really the youngest#SAM IS A FAKE and a menace of some sort#thanks now I'll be concentrating on goddamn sam ghe whole finale#leaving this here for the 0.004% offchance I'm right lol#update: an option is SAMtino and I hate it but he deserves to pick dirty condoms for a living tbh
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