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ramblebramblefun · 4 months ago

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Kacchan hasn't even been gone two full days and Izuku has already managed to Commit a Crime.

If Kacchan has to interrupt his vacation to bail Izuku out of jail, then Kacchan will end up in jail. For murder.

Izuku does not want to be murdered. Or to interrupt Kacchan's vacation! Kacchan has earned this vacation! Izuku will not, cannot, be the one to interrupt it.

Which means that he absolutely, must not, on any account, get caught.

Covering up your crime is also a crime! So Izuku is going to have to commit at least two crimes to hide the fact that he has already done a crime, and maybe Kacchan had a point about how Izuku absolutely must not be left to his own devices, but making Kaminari babysit Izuku like some kind of crime-baby was just plain mean. To Kaminari.

Izuku can run circles around that guy.

Kacchan should have made Mina do it. Oh well! Kaminari's not awake yet, so all Izuku has to do is-

"OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE!" The bellow was accompanied by a pounding fit to wake the dead. Or Kaminari.

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Kacchan is going to kill him.

#bnha #izuku midoriya #mha #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #midoriya izuku #denki kaminari #kaminari denki #kacchan #dangerous (like dynamight)#in which izuku remains quirkless and sadly gives up his dream of becoming a hero in favour of something more 'realistic'#and katsuki views keeping an eye on deku to be something of a civic duty #he barges into izuku's going i hate you shut up don't talk to me and izuku is like you are in MY house???#and then katsuki hands over the full file for some case that the investigation team is taking too long to resolve and izuku is off!#katsuki should not be taking that file home with him let alone handing it over to 'random' unauthorised civilians #izuku gets back to him practically the next day like i solved it! and katsuki is like finally i can PUNCH someone #and get this over with #katsuki's friends think he's nuts for going on about midoriya like that je seems like a really nice guy #on a good day katsuki will admit that deku is that #but you guys haven't seen The Notebooks #deku's nuts. he's a crazy stalker. i am too proud to hire him for the investigation team even though i really really want to #he's really good at that crap. and a menace to society. keep an eye on him while i'm gone or i WILL hear about it

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