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Lewis Hamilton is really out here speaking Italian and sporting a yellow helmet. Nico Rosberg found dead in a ditch

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why does oscar have this chronic need to point out that lando is older than him. "i always remind him of that too"...

bro is never beating the "into old dick" allegations

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yes yes lewis looks gorgeous, he looked cool, kinda surreal blah blah BUT HIS HELMET WAS YELLOW. YELLOWW!!

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reaching hallucinatory levels to cook up crumbs

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favorite moment from barcelona testing is when pecco immediately heads over to aprilia’s garage once he gets to the track and all the commentators are like “oh this is interesting…is he playing mind games with jorge martin already? is he going to do a little passing of the torch to the new champion?” and then no. he literally just went there to say good morning to his wife bezz

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favorite moment from barcelona testing is when pecco immediately heads over to aprilia’s garage once he gets to the track and all the commentators are like “oh this is interesting…is he playing mind games with jorge martin already? is he going to do a little passing of the torch to the new champion?” and then no. he literally just went there to say good morning to his wife bezz

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stop your tags on that jorge post are so funny cause real, he’s actually like here’s my guy casey. here’s my special guy dani. here’s Those Two Weirdos (ignore them like they’re ignoring you). yep, that’s it. no one else comes to mind. thats my gang. cool.

there are four people on this planet jorge fully respects. he has regularly fantasised about strangling three of them. the fourth has regularly fantasised about strangling him. everyone else on this planet is on thin thin ice. valentino and marc are the token two nutjobs he's bizarrely ride-or-die for. he's actively nostalgic about the times they deliberately rode their bikes into him and even jokes about it, somehow. he's been obsessed with dani for years and eventually decided he adored rather than hated that man. he's been obsessed with valentino for years and eventually decided he both adored and hated that man more than he already did both of those things. he started rating casey circa 2011 but as far as he's concerned they're now bonded #forever. he went from trying his best not to hate marc to genuinely not hating marc almost by accident - and now that annoying child is part of the team too. he's gotten into instagram beef with pretty much everyone from all time greats to random current riders to andrea dovizioso. not his crew though... he's the type of guy who would base his new racing number on adding up the numbers of his greatest rivals (apart from the bloke he actually fought for both his 250cc titles). he's the only alien who can truly claim to have managed open animosity with all his fellow aliens and now he just can't get enough of them. he's had several dozen work divorces, but those guys are the only ones he's ever actively decided to un-divorce. they're a team for life. not that you could get them all in the same room together without a gun to their heads and possibly not even then, but apart from that they're a team for life

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damn!

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Why are they talking about being gentlemanly. Behaving like a gentleman doesn't win 8,9,10 world championships.

It's a competitive sport. It's not a game of who plays the nicest.

Valentino didn't win 9 by being a gentleman, I'd argue quite the opposite.

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i wish this was me

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i wish this was me

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dating and not even as a joke at this point

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hello and welcome to the 2025 version of the MotoGP Primer! last years can be found here and includes a couple of other links

clips of the rossi and marquez clashes can be found here (2015) and here (2018)

any questions or corrections, feel free to shoot me a message or leave a question in the comment! i'll get back to you asap!

if anyone needs a version in plain text format I’m happy to make it into a doc as well!

enjoy! xx

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WHAT WAS THIS????? WHY WAS SETE TEACHING THE ACADEMY HOW TO SHOOT BOWS & ARROWS IN 2016?????????

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endless list of random motogp things - fucking lovemaking in parc fermé

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(C) Sulay, Mercedes Photographer

At this point I’m just bracing for whatever the Mercedes photographers are gonna post on Christmas to make us sob then too