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trysting-foes · 28 minutes ago
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trysting-foes · 29 minutes ago
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Marc’s eye…
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trysting-foes · 39 minutes ago
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trysting-foes · 41 minutes ago
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trysting-foes · 42 minutes ago
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trysting-foes · 43 minutes ago
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at what point in his life did marc acquire an ass because he did not used to have one
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trysting-foes · 44 minutes ago
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motogp as a sport is about many things. motorcycles. twinks. fucking that old man. being corny during the most important moment of your competitive life. almost dying. breakups. hanging your ass off that thang. leather fetishwear. insane medical trauma. waxing your entire body toes to chin. stupid jewellry. even stupider tattoos. lying. asshole-clenching overtakes. mindgames and intimidation. fucking up. and most importantly love.
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trysting-foes · 44 minutes ago
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King of the gym.
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trysting-foes · 46 minutes ago
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valentino rossi who belongs in a 1952 gothic novel about power and repressed homosexual desire turned into a 1963 stage play with a limited run. marc marquez who belongs in 2010s softcore porn workout video where he earnestly tells the audience that he’s looking for love. and these two are soulmates. this is phenomenal
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trysting-foes · 46 minutes ago
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So he explained this little weird thing he does. When he’s going through his laps in his mind and he remembers a mistake he made, he crosses his fingers and touches his head to sort of banish the mistake, to make sure it doesn’t happen again. He is such a fascinating little creature. Seems to work for him too.
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trysting-foes · 47 minutes ago
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trysting-foes · 1 hour ago
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Marc Marquez 🤝 Max Verstappen: apparently so good at their jobs that they single-handedly cover up fundamental structural issues that their vehicles have
that’s how red bull manufactures them in their twink farm. young hot heads marinated in terrorist tendencies sprinkled with an obsessive disorder and a rage to win. they started with seb and it worked so well that they ordered two more.
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trysting-foes · 1 hour ago
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poll for scientific purposes. after much research i have determined the top 5 most lethal face cards from drivers in their prime and this poll will determine that order. just vote for most lethal face card pls.
tyyyyyy <3
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trysting-foes · 1 hour ago
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look at my cat dawg he's so skrunkly
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trysting-foes · 2 hours ago
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He wants those old men so effing bad
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trysting-foes · 2 hours ago
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happy international singles day
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trysting-foes · 2 hours ago
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lando, oscar, max and franco arriving to (or leaving) the drivers' dinner 👀
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