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theguywith-ahat · 1 year ago

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Wrench steals a Kerfus

#furry art #art #cute #furry #hartful #traditional art #tradional sketch #punk #watch dogs 2 #wrench #furry wrench #he is real and you should be scared #i am powerful

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bunnieswithknives · 5 months ago

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Why does Dale want to hunt fairies? What made him believe in them? He's a full gown adult and is hunting them. I know Mr Crockers case, is Dale different the same?

Generally speaking Dale believes in whatever he thinks will make him money. He probably saw something online offering absurd amounts of money in exchange for proof of fairies and figured even if he couldn't find anything he could get chatGPT to write a book about his experience for him and make money anyway.

After he shot Dev he was going to call it quits altogether, too much headache when he can make profit so many other ways. At least until Flowers put him through an undeniably supernatural experience that is.

#He tries to think of himself as a realist but its hard not to believe in miracles after a certain best day of his life #Logically he knows the supernatural isn't real but... what if?#fop nature au #fop #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents #fairly oddparents a new wish #dale dimmadome #You remember the 'Is dale scared of bright colors' comic? where Dev asks “So... Is this company homophobic now”#notice how he doesnt ask if Dale is homophobic now just the company as a whole #tbh tho if you wanna know his real opinions he thinks every display of affection is nasty and should be kept in the bedroom #like all of them. Kissing? gross. You want to hold hands? get that crap out of his face.#his aromantic ass does not want to see it!!#not that he'll say anything about it tho lol he's got a image to keep up

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luck-of-the-drawings · 5 months ago

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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #cw blood #cw gore #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #vex waylin #viv waylin #MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES #ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK #COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL #COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP #WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY #THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN #SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING #OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO #OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER #THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the #ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle #I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin #they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE #THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE #UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!

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platossoulmates · 4 months ago

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my favorite thing about advanced gay is jeff’s reaction to pierce’s switch up on gay people like how are you to tell me that is not EXACTLY how a closeted person who knows they’re closeted (im looking at you troy barnes) would react in that situation. everyone else just thinks it’s a little silly and fun to be momentarily involved in gay culture but he is offended because he gets it �� there is literally no way to watch advanced gay and not come out of it knowing that is the most bisexual character ever presented on television

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crow-caller · 20 days ago

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This 1970s short story is about a black shelled lonely crab alien contending with human romance. I'm sure my enjoyment of it has no other factors...

(The Reality Trip by Robert Silverberg— i love my pulp short story collections, overall collection is quite eh so far, this story was a lot of fun, and then whoops, there's a sudden very racist one! I read a collection by Theodore Sturgeon before this so I'm still haunted by how much better he is than Silverberg at every turn.)

#i will do a lil review for it when im done #the racism part: yikes! we talked about it in my discord and i posted text examples which were Shocking #it is one of those. silverberg is a jewish author from new york trying to do social commentary with some satire. however #he chose to do this about the civil rights movement and black people from a very limited pov of a black teen in AAVE and with slurs #yes buddy i can tell what you thought you were doing i think but what the fuck made you think YOU should write this #there is. so much really uncomfortable cultural exaggeration going on. extremely gross hypersexualization of black women. a bi #a bizarre choice to interlace it with various real quotes from black civil rights leaders that have no story relevence #i had a bad feeling the moment the inside blurb said 'a weird and wonderful' take on racial politics in the 21st century #its sad bc the crab one is kinda a banger in terms of comedy alien pov. tries to scare away human by showing trye form. shes 100% down #even has gay crab sex to make her jealous and shes like. “can i date both of you. can i join.”

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citricacidprince · 5 months ago

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Sometimes I see the way certain people in a fandom treat a ‘tough love but well meaning and trying his best in the only way he knows how’ Dad and I can only think “You have a horrid relationship with your father, don’t you? 🫵👁️👁️”

#self projection is a very real thing and most of the time it’s silly fun but sometimes your blowing up a character when you really-#should be blowing up your father; I’m just saying.#the amount of times I’ve seen a dad who doesn’t understand his kid and unintentionally hurts them but grows to try and understand them but-#then the fandom wants that guy DEAD is ASTRONOMICAL.#this was spurred on from the fact I was thinking about Norman’s Dad in Paranorman. Yeah he’s tough love but the movie says it outright;#the reason he acted like that is because he’s scared for Norman. he doesn’t understand him and when people don’t understand something they-#get scared and mad. and even though he was shown to get upset note that he NEVER hurt Norman and buys him weird zombie/horror stuff because-#despite not understanding him and wishing he was ‘normal’ he still loves him! and he accepts his weirdness by the end of the movie in his-#own weird emotionally stunted way!#ignore this entire rant I just have so many emotions about dads who don’t understand but try their best regardless OUGH #prince rambles in this chilies tonight #fandom

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pleasedontcareaboutme · 4 months ago

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It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry

( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)

(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)

#I just realized I can call him dad easier than my real dad and now I understand why am I so damn attached to him #I always knew he was a parental figure for me #but now I connected the dots #How when u have an absent dad and a d34d mom a guy shows up in ur life #that tells u life advice that both of ur parents failed to do so #and makes u feel safe the first time in ur life #ofc ud become attached #i know for sure its unhealthy how much i love and miss him #he occupies most of my thoughts honestly #But how could i not cling to him so much when he was the only one who gave me hope in life #i try to keep going and even tho he is not here i keep telling myself whatever he taught me. i keep reminding myself he wants us to live an #bloom and be free #and that's what ill try to do #but you know somedays i wish i could just disappear and be wrapped in eternal happiness #its so fucking hard to pull yourself out of the slump man im so fucking tired im so so tired #somedays i wish id have the courage to off myself but i know that deep down i want to live and ive always wanted to live but i have no idea #how to live. i feel like i finally found a purpose and someone i love. but at the same time im always doubting myself and im scared of losi #g this little hope again and i know i should cherish and use it instead but each day i have this anxiety because rn i have nothing else if #lose this i seriously will lose everything atp. but ill still try bc rn its this or death so i should try im just damn tired yes anyways #sorry for being depressing some days just dont work out but thats okay #yes at the same time i want to get out of my head and try to find some friends but i cant deny that im highkey fucked up and i just cant le #go of my past and i still feel like that helpless unloved kid and idk how to form relationships this way. i dont trust myself at all so idk #how to trust others. and i feel like in order to find ppl that would love me i have to overshare abt my whole lifestory bc it still dictate #my life heavily. and since i met this band its better cuz im learning to deal w it and i want to heal from everything but yes at the same t #me who would wqnt to be friends w. someone that has like a year of life experience and 18 years of depression lol #so yes its complicated. bc i have friends but im like the funny friend. the one that is as shallow as puddle and has no problems but honest #y im genuinely sufferint qnd have been sufferinz all my life so i want to come out of my funny friend role. but that wojld mean i have to t #ll the shit i went through to all my friends but tbh it would be so random so ye. i do have a plan though. how it could work. But yes im ti #ed have been tired for 7 years now. But this time around i hope i can successfully get out of this torture cycle lol.#ok sorry this is what happens after puberty guys i could beva research case for a damn mental institute atp xdd

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seagull-scribbles · 11 months ago

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We’re lucky enough for Sir.P

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #tumblr won’t let this not have a background so we all have to just suffer i guessssssssss #I really hated sir p the first time I watched hazbin but watching it with a friend made me come around to him #he’s a silly string for sure #also I’m very very scared of eyes so if he was real I couldn’t look at him #I can’t draw fizziest style so I made him more my own #what do you think?#I’ve restyled 3 hazbin characters now…who should I do next….

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squorttle-pox · 11 months ago

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I would just like to aggressively kindly remind fans that harassing other fans, cosplayers, or actors in ANY WAY is totally uncool.

#hazbin hotel #but it applies to all fandoms!!#in this case tho im referencing how ppl go after anyone #mentioning or liking the character (not personality or actions of) or taking part in the creation of the character #valentino #as in #hazbin hotel valentino #HE IS A SHITTY PERSON #HE IS IN HELL FOR A REASON #but that is fiction #you mustnt harp on people who enjoy his character in a meta sense #and you CERTAINLY mustnt harp on all the wonderful talents who worked so hard to bring him to life #enjoying ≠ condoning #yes im referring to everyone harassing the valentino cosplayers at cons #juat stop it #please get a grip #and learn to differentiate between fiction and reality #if you refuse to even mention him or have a conversation about him because youre so scared of the idea of liking/accidentally supporting him #then please do some internal reflecting #because its characters like valentino who allow us to explore these VERY REAL VERY MUCH EXISTING IN OUR WORLD peopl #and avoiding the topic entirely is not how anyone should approach it #dont bury your head in the sand #and dont assume anyone who doesnt bury their head or calls themself a valentino fan/says hes their fav character #is at all condoning what these characters do in-universe #theres a difference #please learn it #thank you for coming to my ted talk #fandom etiquette #anti harassment

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acquiescest · 4 months ago

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irt the lrb what would you say if i said liam & noel spent new years 2023 together in paris

what would you say if i said liam bought the house in france (the one with noel's name carved into the walls) in march 2023 and that month noel talked about wanting to spend several months in paris

which could mean nothing

#just making guesses chatting shit talking bollocks you know how it is #if anyone can debunk that first thing pls tell me!#feel like i'm wearing a tinfoil hat and it doesn't vibe with my outfits if y'know what i mean #feel like i should do a timeline but every time i try it gets out of hand #ok have some very messy puzzle piecing:#liam & noel texting/calling from time to time since jan 2020 #noel splits w sara spring 2022 starts spending more time in manchester #maybe march mothers day something happened?? possibly liam & noel met up in april??? that's pure speculation though #pretty boy released oct 31 2022 noel stops wearing wedding ring #noel spends christmas in england for the first time in ages #liam listens to the smiths all christmas eve. on christmas he has a party for close friends and family (including bod)#liam and debbie go to france for the new year to house hunt #liam claims on twitter (no one believes him) that noel is with him on new years day #(((he posts a selfie that i uhhh got very tinhatty about.. don't worry about it)))#noel goes to a football game on jan 5 and he is in a very good mood #divorce news jan 14. liam's divorce playlist jan 15. allegedly out drinking together jan 16. noel does promo for new single jan 17 #jan 18th liam claims on twitter noel wants to meet up #peggy's 80th birthday end of jan #liam's hip surgery beginning of feb #feb 6th he claims noel's “coming over later to wipe my arse and change the bedding he's a good lad really”#starts slagging noel off for real again in early march (he'd been “nice” since november's pretty boy promo)#news that he bought a house in france #noel does a bunch of promo at the end of march (when the 3rd single came out) some of which didnt air until june when the album came out #there's one interview where he seems very tired and hungover and he blabs about paris for ages #end of march is the 1st time he tells liam to call him. 2 months later he asks (goads) liam again a bunch of times #anyway i probably forgot some liam tweets from jan/feb and i really haven't looked into 2022 or 2021 yet #but yeah it's pretty clear they were hanging out 👁️👁️ jan 2023 and then things soured by march after liam's surgery #(((kinda wonder if noel ghosted him and then was too scared to call))) ←wondering that bc it's exactly what i would've done :/#the christmas eve/day stuff probably means nothing btw but well i'm feeling insane about the new years stuff don't even worry about it

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rabbithaver · 4 months ago

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every so often i will see a post from a leftist on this website that is so egregiously ableist that i remember that like. oh yeah the userbase of leftists on this website is violently anti-disabled people and will jump at any chance to demonize any of us for any reason. i just forget that fact because i'm extremely dedicated to curating my space

i'm paraphrasing here but i saw a post that said, "every time i see an American [disabled person] mention being scared about the election because they're afraid of losing their benefits i have to laugh. anybody who wants blood-soaked money from the US government deserves to starve" which. like. goodness that's a lot to unpack. i think we should burn the whole suitcase instead !

#i inserted [disabled person] because they used a fucking slur instead and i didn't want that in my post #like i feel like there should be room for disabled people like me whose lives literally entirely depend on accessing said >#> extremely limited benefits in conversations about whether voting in this election makes you complicit in genocide #which like! i do understand. i do. it's nauseating to think about what this shit ass country is doing. it's horrific. i do not blame anyone #> for not wanting to be a part of that. *and* i am also terrified for my own life because i remember the first time trump won it suddenly >#> became IMPOSSIBLE for ANYONE to get on benefits. EVER. and so many disabled ppl i know went to renew benefits theyd had for decades >#> just to be denied. one of whom was a below-the-neck paraplegic. he died because he lost those benefits!!! because trump won #i really do understand why people dont feel right voting for harris. or why they don't vote at all. i truly do. but holy shit i am so scare #and yes! i am aware that people in palestine and gaza are suffering so much worse. and i wish i could change that #but every single person in power in the US is pro-israel and eagerly drinking the anti-palestine kool-aid. no matter who wins >#> things will not change in that part of the world. and it is infuriating. when the revolution comes this will change. but it hasnt.#the revolution will not save me as a physically disabled person. it will not save any of us. we do not matter to leftists. i am sorry but >#> this is the one thing i have learned after being in leftist spaces for over 10 years. and posts like the one i mentioned prove it #so i am very sorry. i really am. for being physically disabled. but i cannot survive another 4 years relying on my parents for everything #if trump wins i will be killing myself. this is a promise. i cannot do that again #i know it makes me a bad person to be afraid that harris will lose. but people on the left already think i'm a bad person for being disable #i want the genocide to stop. i absolutely do. i also want to survive. i am terrified that the US leftists will sacrifice disabled people #like me so they can feel good about being put in a real life trolley situation #again. im sorry. im so fucking sorry. i wish i was a better person. i wish i was able to give more. i know that if i was just a good #person i would be able to have a job and give to every palestinian gofundme on my dash. i would be able to do more than my daily clicks >#> and reaching out and calling representatives that don't care. if i was a good person i would be able to convince my parents that z*onism>#is deeply fucking racist. and that israel is wildly racist and killing palestinians for fun. if i was a good person i would be able to make #>them leftists too. im sorry. im sorry. im sorry im not good enough. im sorry that im scared. im so scared and it's not right for me to be #when so much worse is going on because of this countrys bloodlust. im sorry that im benefiting from being born here i dont want to be #im sorry for not having any other options. if i was a good person i know i would have them. im sorry. god im sorry im so fucking sorry

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dragonsruby · 5 months ago

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I need to share with y'all this picture that my brother took.

We've never seen that cat before or since.

#I posted this on Reddit and the comments make my day daily #“Homelander Cat isn't real. It can't hurt you. Homelander Cat:”#“You don't know him but he certainly knows you”#“Those headlamps on the kitty!”#“It's clearly his yard?!”#“She has a sidequest for you!”#“Be scared of that cat. Be very very very scared.”#“I bet you call that a cat because you've never seen Men In Black.”#“...Assuming direct control...”#“LOOK NOT INTO THE EYES OF MARA”#“Oh that? That's the hitcat I sent after him. Nothing to worry about.”#“He's harnessing the solar energy in your garden lamp to recharge for the next day. This is just the first time you caught him-#but don't worry #he's just eating the Sun so it won't affect your hydro bill.#“This feline knows you. That is your only concern.”#“They do that. It's one of the Watchers”#“The chosen one will appear as foretold by prophecy”#“You should have known that you'd see Professor McGonagall”#“He's just charging.”#animals #cats #funny cats

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holographic-mars · 7 months ago

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okok but in terms of us and pfp vs pfp, who'd win: ship driving ravage or cutie cosmos moment⁉️

REAL ASF WHO WOULD WIN⁉️⁉️

Cutie cosmos would get smoked so hard by ship driving ravage it would be embarrassing , she would beat him so bad. Sorry cosmos I love you so much but you don’t stand a chance, Ravage would cook you so bad you wouldn’t survive 😔💔💔

Stupid little guy.. poor thang….. he was not gonna survive

#I’ve had two glasses of wine #ask me thing #ravage would so keep Cosmos around bc he’s kinda stupid and fun to watch fumble around #like yeah he’s lame and super in love w ith the boss but like.. he *is* funny and he squeals real loud when you scare him and that’s coolig #good heavens #chat I should have another glass of wine #don’t tell my sister tho she’d tell me no #but fr I think they’d be weird friends #I want them to be weird friend a #you and me blight okay. we’re friends we’re weird friends #anyways #mars blurbs

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theloveinc · 1 year ago

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yandere!bakugo, essentially, TO ME, is just: "If you're good to someone, there's no reason they wouldn't love you. So i'll be good to them, even if it's by force."

#he genuinely thinks simply liking someone and treating them well is enough to make them love him #ignoring the fact you didn't have fun on the last date or the most recent one -- because you said it wasnt for any particular reason #(except he was dark and brooding and scary #and kissed you a little bit too long when he dropped you off.. his arm a just little too tight around your waist)#so why should he stop chasing you? the feelings are bound to stick anyway! he bought you something nice #and even waited very patiently for your to praise him... even if he had to remind you to and asked to go on a date as real thanks #there's nothing wrong with that!!#so why are u still so shy around him!! and have been so busy lately? it cant be on purpose can it? he made sure to kiss u hard at work #to the point you were squirming bc you didn't want people to see!!#caitie here: he's so pathetic he doesn't realize the more he doubles down the more he scares u #and by the time he decides he needs to show you much you mean to him and how to love him back...#he doesn't know that it will never be love. not anymore. not after how he's weighed you down #but he still things HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG #terrifying #i could go on. but.#this feels like a sloppy medium just ask me abt it lol #shii posts #gen

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nervocat · 2 days ago

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My mood just got fucking ruined

#ᗢ . meow!! checking in — yapping ﹒🎧#I hate hearing my family praise trump like he's the best president yet #he's not a good man at all he's fucking everyone over other than the ppl he likes #I'm sick of this #saying what elon musk did was a joke and how we need to take me and my sister out of public schools and take our phones away #I'll finish the ask devil sent tomorrow I hate this family and their opinions sometimes it makes me sick #“don't you hate elon musk or trump” “don't be ridiculous” I should've kept my mouth shut but I couldn't at that and called her ridiculous #I'm sitting here scared and they're praising the man ruining things #I hate this #I don't even know if I'm right #like what they're doing is bad but I don't know hearing my family praise them and everything gets to me sometimes #Idk who to trust anymore #like is the stuff online real?? should I believe it?? Is it all fake?#Idk anymore and I hate it

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crowempress · 9 days ago

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I cannot describe the pure frustration of having an 11lb blind dog who has a leash that says "BLIND DOG" in bold capital letters and someone lets their large overexcited dog bound up and get in his face super fast without asking me first and then acting like Stanley is badly trained for snarling

#s.txt #HE CANT!! SEE!! YOU SCARED HIM!!#also you should ASKK before approaching ANY dog #'oh my dog is friendly dont worry' maybe you should ask if the Other dog is #the thing is too Stan IS dog friendly he just wants to meet slowly and not get jumped on #ppl complain about small dogs but ill be real. large dogs and their owners? SIGNIFICANTLY more annoying and poorly behaved.

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