#he is my babee
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laura her dad and that bald guy
#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#x23#logan howlett#wade wilson#laura kinney#poolverine#deadclaws#my art#they look busted sorry#i hc logan liking pink pony club and picture you but thats it#wade plays hot to go and good luck babe too much and he got sick of it
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I think that Daniel should get a little cat that he names something cute. like typo. and it should be the silliest dumbest creature in the world, and Armand should be so jealous of that cat that it still somehow makes him look stupid in comparison.
he's just like. you, feline companion to my beloved. most loathsome of creatures. i see through your foul ruse. my daniel may be taken in by your charms, but i will not be played for the fool. you seek to replace me in his esteems, and you may yet distract him for a time. but he will see the truth of you soon enough. your cruelty. batting him in the face with your dreadful claws while he is trying to rest. begging for your meals at the wicked hours of the morning and night! you will visit no more of these horrors upon him. know this, 'typo.' if you did not bring my daniel such joy i would see you removed from this home and cast out into street like a beggar. i suggest you watch your back.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#armand#devil's minion#armandaniel#daniel from the other room: babe are you threatening my cat again? you HAVE to stop she doesnt speak english#then typo says: 'meow' and its so upsetting that armand has to sit down#the rivalry lasts for a few years and then armand discovers 'dressing your pet in cute outfits'#from then on out he is All In.#then its. daniel. daniel. look. typo is wearing a 'cowboy hat.' someone on the internet has compared her to famous hollywood actor#clint eastwood. i will have their head for this. typo is far cuter and more ferocious
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Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
#timbern#heartbreaking your boyfriend tricked you with the promise of sex now he’s giving a Presentation about your dad and his ex#timber#bernard dowd#tim drake#robin#red robin#Tim in complete and utter disbelief: :O#this happenes routinely#Bernard: and this is my presentation on WTF Is Going On With Batman And Green Lantern#Bernard: also Wonder Woman Superman and-#Bernard: and that’s the end of my tedtalk#Tim: :\#Bernard: what did you think? :)#Tim: it was… so great babe.. very detailed… you must’ve done a lot of research :)#Tim and Bernard making out: *bernard reach’s over and pulls a sheet off of his bedside table revealing a projector*#Tim in his mind: NOOOOO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOO | Tim on the outside :)#robin iii#incorrect quotes#kinda#batman#dc#detective comics
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More thoughts about cigarette mom! Thomas and Bruce HERE WE GO—
I just. I love mean dad Thomas, man.
Not mean in a way that makes Bruce feel small and worthless and insignificant, no, —
Mean in the sense of refusing to sugar coat and coddle because this is Gotham, and he can’t.
“Bruce I am NOT buying you that dumbass squeesh-mellow bullSHIT. Cause it’s 300 bucks, that’s why! We’re rich, not STUPID. You want it so bad, how about getting a JOB.”
Bruce is 5 years old and 4 feet of nothing and every inch his mother, which is why he could swallow the universe whole, Alfred thinks,
��I’m too CUTE for a job!”
“Well, babe, you can either be cute, or you can be broke. When you choose, let me know.”
Bruce’s first job was being Martha’s model for paintings, bringing Thomas his Budlights after long nights at the hospital, and taste tasting for Alfred.
I feel like baby Bruce was such a brat and Alfred is trained for inhuman composure. It’s kinda like watching a baby kitten try to use claws they don’t have. “Are you ready to count to 10 now?”
Thomas, not even looking up from his newspaper, “Bruce! Boy, you better listen to Al if you wanna keep your teeth, you hear me?!”
Baby Bruce called the CPS on Thomas MULTIPLE times but it’s always been for like. Dad smoked in the house again even if mommy said not to and it bothers my dolls.
#I think Thomas would still be sweet and call bruce babe and bunny tho <3 he loves his baby he’s just from New Jersey#bruce employs Alfred’s gentle parenting as much as possible but those are Thomas’ grandkids 100%#bruce gently holding Tim after he stayed past bedtime: you know. my dad used to threaten to switch my organs if I didn’t go to sleep#Tim: …… that actually explains a lot#thomas wayne#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#baby bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#batman#text post
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I dont care that it happened you to kanji. it should have happened to ME.
#souyo#persona#p4g#art tag#guys i was like#HHH HIS BIKE BROKE IS THIS MY CHANCE?!!!?#of course. the answer was no.#ggghhhhggkkk kanji i cant stay angry at you you're too sweet#anyway i was big mad i was not allowed be be ~up close and personal~ with yosuke#also the funny thing was#the day before this event i had unlocked okina and watched a movie with yosuke#it said he took his bike#then the next day man comes up to me like YOOO I GOT MY BIKEEE LET'S GO SOMEWHERE#BABE WE ALREADY DID THIS YESTERDAY!!#just some hilarious timing lmao#also i did not look up a ref and only realised afterwards that yu's summer uniform shirt does NOT look like that#but i am a fan of breast pockets so
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#ethan winters#mia winters#mithan#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#re7#resident evil 7#ethan being a horrible liar because he gets so embarassingly red#hc me and my friend came up with that mia actually was a car girl and bought ethan is car in re7 😭#mia picking ethan up at his coding class in a really fancy car and revving it to get everyones attention#get in babe#were going shopping#i hc that mia rides a motorcycle too but ethan is too scared to ride on it
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I LOVE OLIVER QUEEN
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Needless wizard whump ✨
#gale dekarios#bg3 fanart#cw blood#poor babe but he looks so good bruised#this was indulgent I love a bruised man#my art
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Him.
#he's insufferable#and so am i with how much i've been posting about him#i'm just as whipped babe#leave me to my own devices#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me solomon#jo’s thoughts
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Me @ Ghost: I sentence u to happy retirement, loser
#mentally? still on retired ghostsoap every damn day#simon ghost riley#cod fanart#ghostsoap#my art#unimportant info that’s very important to me: he is dodging Soap’s billion little kisses here#retirement ghost I missed u babe#retired ghostsoap#should I tag NRFTW because I can’t let it go? yea#NRFTW tag#people growing old when they didn’t think they’d get to is just very special to me and don’t psychoanalyse me about it !!!!
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❤️🖤🩷
Wuthering Waves has taken over all of my free time recently, so here's a sketch of Scar!Ren I originally shared in da 14DWY Discord!!
#14 days with you#to be tagged later#Sometimes a team is just Sephiroth; some random flower girl; and a dragoon from FFXIV#Like....... Look me in my eyes and tell me that one of Jiyan's abilities isn't just stardiver /silly#Anyways!! Sharing dis on my main only because it's just a sketch and doesn't feel ''official'' enough for da 14DWY blog#If I come back to this piece + retouch/put more effort into it maybe I'll reupload it there instead#But ya!! Any inconsistencies in Scar's outfit is because I was too busy staring at Taoqi <3#There was also absolutely no rhyme or reason as to why I drew Ren as Scar specifically too—#—Other than the fact that he WOULD rock da onigiri strip (RIP T_T) /ij /silly#Plus I was going to draw [REDACTED] as (WUWA SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!) Geshu but?? Babes I don't think the timeline works out??#I really saw the marks in the same spot and was like “oh!! they're the same person :3” LIKE GIRL NO?? This is what happens when you skip cs#Geshu is still my number 1 next to Taoqi though (in terms of design) <3 I have a type teehee#Mayhaps I will draw [REDACTED] after all...... (It's currently 3pm and I'm nowhere near my tablet)#Also also!! A treat for those who've read this far: Day 3.5 will be made public very soon!! It's pride month n I wanna celebrate—#—With everyone's fave demi/pansexual enby (who sometimes does a bit of stalking) (as a treat) (he's a yandere)#Violet's birthday is also June 10!! Early birthday gift!! Yippeee!!#Ok I'll shuddup now <3
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charles: my smile is pretty convincing
#oh my lord hes so obvious#charles babe ive some news for you#bro has been doing this for 30 years and still doesn't understand anything like#okay hes just in a silly goofy mood i get it#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin paine#edwin payne#george rexstrew#jayden revri#edwin x charles#payneland#painland#paynland
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begin again
#procreate#type : fanart#bungou stray dogs#bsd#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd 119#bsd spoilers#my baby is back#yeah i know he’s back last chapter but shhhh#good luck babe!
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god would never give something so painful
#eugene roe modern day atlas. who said that#band of brothers#bastogne#my artwork#eugene roe#babe heffron#<- hes there in silhouette ok#baberoe#<- ALSO SHUT UP. IT IS TO ME
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I drew this a long time ago, but looking back on it now I like it a little more than I did then lol
Celebrating a fox win 🎉🦊🥍
#the babes#careful katelynnn your man is strong and stocky but he can still get knocked over lol#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#aaron minyard#katelyn mackenzie#kateaaron#chibi
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I forgot to post this here before 2023 ended 😓
#prompto#prompto argentum#ffxv#final fantasy 15#He remains my absolute favorite#My husband is probably rolling his eyes in heaven#sorry babe
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