#he is bald because I say so
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The type of shit Doffy would say knowing full well why killing your goddamn dad is wrong, just not giving a shit tho.
Btw, he gets a receding hairline and a mangled hand because I hate him and refuse to draw him as anything less than ugly on principle. He’s still funny as hell though.
#one piece#one piece doodles#shitty little doodles#doffy one piece#doffy#doflamingo hatred#op doflamingo#doflamingo sucks#doflamingo one piece#donquixote doflamingo#I am brimming with hate#he is bald because I say so
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what is the fish’s opinion on bald ass b charles :holds out mic:
Erik loves Charles' hair he'll make sure he never loses it<3
#charles doesn't go bald in the siren au because i say so#or maybe he goes#but far in the future#like naturally#i love my mans with hair ok#so does erik#siren cherik au#ask#anonymous#vee drew that
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ive had. an insane night
#beginning of the night got roped into speaking russian with a guy my friend's talking to while i was plastered#later had to help a different friend get back home while she was sobbing her eyes out because she drank too much and wasnt feeling it anymo#ALMOST. made out with another girl solely on the basis of us both being bald and also she was really hot BUT HER FRIEND INTERRUPTED.#fully got left behind by all the friends i showed up w and had to tag along with a group of ppl from my major i only sorta know#got pulled over. friend got breathalyzed because his plate expired 2 years ago and he made like 3 illegal turns#SOMEHOW DIDNT GET TICKETED ? i honestly think its cuz my friend driving was sober and it started raining and the cop just wanted to leave#he didnt even say anything about there being 5 of us crammed into the backseat#anyway. eventful night. i am home now#and i checked the sharks score in the middle of the dancefloor earlier and im kind of in hysterics what happened we lost the divorce so bad#AND I MADE AMENDS W MY EX WHO I HADNT SPOKEN TO IN A YEAR. I ALMSOT FORGOT#m.txt
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COMIC 7 SPOILERS IG??? I WISH YOU COULD PUT A SPOILER THING ON THE IMAGE ARGHHHHH
They’re trying to convince us that he isn’t bald. They’re lying
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I will say I did kinda sob when this was revealed. Idk it was like crazy.
#idk I always like to fuck with him and say he’s bald because how is his head so smooth#no bitch with a smooth head like that can have hair#especially not this bitch#sob is a strong word btw#modie talkie#team fortress 2 spy#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 comic
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Am I insane or is Rin's satanic lineage a metaphor for aggression and social misconduct caused by mental illnesses and the mental illnesses stigmatized by these symptoms??? I don't know how to word it perfectly but like.
1. People treat him like a horrible monster the second they learn of his condition, regardless of how much they liked him before
2. As a child, he was written off and shunned for being 'evil' because of actions he couldn't understand as good or bad because he was a literal child
3. Furthermore, he struggles to understand how to connect with and rely people because he's always been shunned which makes him come off as even more 'creepy and weird'
4. His abilities make it hard for him to do nomal tasks (such as hold down jobs)
5. People judge his powers and how he uses them as evil because some other guy also used him for evil
And that's off the top of my head. Like... he just sounds so much like someone with ASPD, autism, schizophrenia, ect, who exhibits aggression or a lack of empathy or psychosis or any other symptom that can make it difficult to exist in 'regular society.'
I have no idea if this was the intended reading, but the way they talk about how hard it is for everyone to live with him and how people doubt if it's worth the trouble to let him live is really reminiscent to me of how people discuss those of us with neurodivergences that make us hard to get along with.
#I'm saying all this as someone with at least one highly stigmatized mental illness that hinders my ability to be social#Rin is giving ASPD sorry guys#Michael watches Blue Exorcist#I didn't even touch on that his brother is constantly getting checked cause he's scared he also has the same thing#I don't know I'm watching the episode where the bald kid gets possessed and the way they talk about Rin's fire...#it's giving how people with ASPD can't exist without someone bringing up every criminal who has ever had ASPD ever#'Satan killed our families and Rin is his kid so they are the same' =#'The serial killer who killed our families was a sociopath and so is Rin so he must be the same'#also the scene where he was wrecking his preschool and all his teachers called him a demon...#when he was just mad and didn't get that destroying everything was a mean thing to do... because he was like five...#that scene is giving aggressive autism
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I was just ambushed within the turbulent halls of my own mind by some headcanons about rye ingellvar's childhood that did 15000000 points of psychic damage to me and my heart personally and also made me almost sure of how I want to play it all at the end (very very differently from how I imagined going in!). some 'oh holy fuck this changes everything' rocking my own world bullshit going on in my neurons right now I'm reeling
#I'm sorry to say that despite what I expected I think the dread wolf might be going down violently on my first run???#not because *I* love solas any less but because of who rye is and some of the twists I know happen down the line#which does make for a neat thing b/c I meant to play the crow I'm going with second as initially incredibly hostile#and then growing to feel for him and redeeming him at the end.#so if rye starts out very reasonable and sympathetic and then is brought to 'haha. no. fuck you forever for that in particular' at the end#...a pleasing cosmic symmetry in it I must admit. perfect and also makes me feel a bit sick#I'll try to put together something coherent eventually but for now#it's sort of a 'my name is ellaryen ingellvar you killed the guy#that my brain went 'close enough welcome back beloved and much missed deceased father figure' over. prepare to despair and die'#I think just the killing part might not have done it but everything that comes after? rye is a chill guy until he finally decides#that enough is fucking *enough*. and that was the most enough of all time for them#it also explains rye's accent (one of his primary caregivers growing up was a dwarf)! so many birds with one stone here#also I am so fucking sad now and I did it entirely to myself. I love fiction I love games (embarassingly genuine)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: ellaryen ingellvar#thank god that the romanced solas playthrough is the second one tho that does make things less dire haha#adaar would have given it the good old college try to get solas to change his mind right to the end I think#but even his capable hands and politician's mind could not hold back the sheer beware the fury of a patient man storm#that is about to hit solas for the shit he just pulled. I think rye and solas are -- as it turns out -- TOO alike in many ways#...solas buddy I'm so sorry I'll come back for you on the second playthrough and make it right I swear fhsak#it's just that a second dead dwarf dad has joined the chat to haunt the narrative (and this time it's fucking personal frfr)#it's almost scary how quick I've gotten attached to my rook tho. I've waited A DECADE to save this bald elf man from himself#and then rye shows up with steel in his normally kind eyes going 'no. I want that fucker *dead*'. and I just go anything for you babyboy#I'll see what we can do. unspeakable stuff
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Flash man please?
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What is Wrong with him (affectionate)
#my art :)#I wasn’t sure if I should tag this as ‘robogore’ or ‘injury’ or anything cuz it’s really not detailed at all???#this is like SU Pearl S1 Ep16 levels of violence#I honestly woulda drawn him getting attacked by his canon weakness in the games but I couldn’t remember it#because Archie and I think??? megamix too??? both have him get hit by quick boomerang and that’s just cooler.#he’s immune to it in the games but him being weak to the one guy he hard counters the most is cool so I accept it in my heart#kinda feel lame for doing two flashman requests in a row but what can I say I wanted to draw the funny bald man#my asks#my requests#megaman#megaman classic#flashman#flash man#I’ll tag just in case#robot gore#robogore#tw robot gore#tw robogore#robot gore tw#robogore tw
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i know you mentioned you're too tired to explain, but i gotta know the reason why asgore doesn't cut his hair. i can assume but i HAVE to know for sure...
(I'm sorry I forgot about this 😭)
But basically my thinking is asgore (and toriels) whole thing is not really moving on from what happened and living in the past. His place in new home is likely unchanged from after chara & asriels deaths. And Toriels home isint changed much either but it looks so much more lived in than asgore's does (what with asriels room having different pairs of shoes implying some of the humans stayed there and the general warm homey vibe compared to asgores home being fully grey and dusty, with only his room and kitchen feeling like someone uses them).
I think their both very depressed and that asgore puts on a brave face for his people, but behind closed doors I don't think he's done much to process his grief. And his hair is part of that. I've got this visual in my mind of it getting far too long and him trying to build up the courage to cut it only to be bombarded by memories of chara & asriel trying to braid it but like how he can't bring himself to kill us I don't think he'd be able too cut it himself. Something about hair holding memories or whatever.
I think gerson & undyne would be the only people able to convince him to let them trim it so he doesn't look completely unkempt hair wise but before undyne I think his hair & beard were alot longer and that she was the catalyst for why it's a reasonable length in game.
#i hope this makes sense#pointing at undyne & asgore 👉“ FATHER DAUGHTER DUO” 👈💥💥💥#undyne#asgore#asgore dreemurr#undertale#ut asgore#ut undyne#i think toriels hair was longer (read; not bald and the same as dr toriels) but she keeps it shorter for the same reasons asgore keeps it#long. something about her not at all moving on from the past but to flowey it looks like she has since shes not wallowing in it like asgore#(basically she keeps her hair short because it being long brings back painful memories)(long being relative i think shes a pixie cut haver#so any length longer than an inch after the initial cut would be long to her. i hope this makes any sense)#ignore me saying undyne would be bad at cutting her hair thats cause shes trying to cut her OWN hair#shed be very careful trying to trim asgores. as in full concentration barely cutting off centimeters careful. eyes bulged out and everything#ignore me calling his hair unkempt too i do think he brushes and washes it he has a great hair and beard care routine#he just lets it get way too long to wear alot of it is split ends that need to be cut out and since he puts off triming them they get longer#and higher and he always ends up needing to go shorter than he wants too... its like a bad feedback loop#hastag my headcanons
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all r-dfem blogs on here are always posting 3 things: a) most vitriolic disgusting display of shaming people for how they look which almost always implicitly or explicitly aligns with some kind of eugenics or racism, b) how everyone who isnt them or disagrees with them is stupid or misguided or has no hope left for them, and c) how lonely and isolated they feel all the time . I wonder when they will join the dots
#like. i do know people who self identify as radfems and they are nice they dont fit these bullet points#but like. that polite persona they exert is a mask for either a LOT of bitterness and a huge lack of empathy. or a lot of self hatred#that is then expressed by being so unnecessarily mean to other people behind their backs 😭#and im all for being mean occasionally im not one to cry and clutch my pearls when people are cunts to other people#but when theres a specific pattern of being mean to specific people (often other women and especially transfems)#for specific things (looks & taste & intelligence). well then its a problem innit#and then theyre also horrible about men which is like. Whatever. but i am off the belief that making fun of anyone#for their looks or appearance or their body and things that they cant help is just so fucking shallow and bleak and stupid#theres plenty of things to make fun of men for like soooooooooooo so many things#and yet the most popular way of doing it. or the one that a lot of these people (radfems and adjacent) think is either most funny#or most cathartic is making fun of mens appearance#so what if hes ''ugly'' and has male pattern baldness and a thick chin and big nose or whatever. i thought we were here to#idk. dismantle the patriarchy. knock men down a notch on the hierarchy. criticise a culture that encourages misogyny#call out the abuse and belittlement of women by men every day. you know. the things intrinsic to our society because of#capitalism and patriarchy and conservativism etc.#NOT perpetuating the culture that shames people for things that they cant change#and if they WANT to change these aspects youre shaming them for they have to spend ludicrous amounts of money#this is the mindset that makes me think bitch we are never getting out of capitalism !!!!!!!!!!#starting shaming behaviours not looks like im BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!#okay thats all i have to say im really sick of this. and some of my mutuals do this and its really upsetting me sorry .
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bald guy at work asked me what he should do with his food because "women are usually smarter than men with food related things" ???
#ive never felt so uh.. gendered? as i do at my workplace everyones so weird about women here#sorry idk what other term to use#i feel like everywhere else im just some person#but here im Woman who knows about Food and such#and im not saying this because of this one interaction cuz its not the first time ive heard similar things here#either directed at me or heard in passing#same bald guy said 'girl power' to me when it was just me and another female coworker in the morning shift#like ok man im literally just working here idk what to say to that.#i never remember his name so hes bald guy to me i dont mean anything bad by it (and i dont call him that at work)
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Close relationships don’t always have to be about romance and intimacy! I cast sibling dynamic!!
Not necessarily actual siblings but the kind of relationship where they might as well be. They know so much about each other and shared crucial life experiences. They aren’t quite friends, they aren’t quite enemies, they aren’t quite lovers. They will be so so mean to each other but also come through for each other when nobody else will. I Am Sending You Things You Hate On Purpose And Also I Love You Good Night Stupid Idiot
#last night I was with my brother#making fun of each other’s interests in a way that’d probably make us cry if our friends did it#talking about how weirdly inappropriate it is to describe playing certain instruments#wow THAT conversation sure took a turn#I used him as a pillow while he made his ocs in a picrew he found#and we did random personality quizzes together#before that I needed help getting this giant orb of fluff I own out of my room#so I just popped into his room and said hey. you like balls right#he keeps showing me a song in his favorite anime#so this time I sang along but changed the words to be stupid and awful#and he asked if he really played it that many times#yup with a memory like mine you’d have to play it a bare minimum of four times for me to get it down#I love my brother and I am going to shave him bald because he stole my fucking pain au chocolat#BUT ANYWAY#the whole point of this was to say#it’s shit like this that makes me appreciate sibling dynamics#shoutout to all the sisters from another misters#and brothers from another mothers#and soul siblings of a similar nature#shoutout to characters adopting their clones or alternate world counterparts as siblings#shoutout to childhood friends who were all each other had#shoutout to found family that’s equivalent to a litter of cats with no parental figures involved
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eagle vision isnt enough i need those assassins to grow wings
#painfully. if it wasn’t clear. it should be borderline body horror.#rebecca has to convert yhe whole animus set up AGAIN when desmond’s start growing in because he physically can’t let anything touch his back#because it hurts so much#and even when they do come in i think desmond’s the type to stress preen himself until he’s got bald patches. given the situations he’s in#constantly. oh. thinks about bleeding effect ezio or altaïr in his head seeing his damaged wings. perceiving them as their own. doing their#best to fix them and dampen the pain that’s radiating off the plucked bits. desmond’s ancestors trying to take care of him without knowing#they’re doing it….#anyway back to the body horror i think it should be fucked up and awful how they grow. they’re not growing from the outside. they’re under#his skin. they’re like. straining his skin and folded in between muscle and it is unbearable#but it’s gonna be worse when they rip out of his back. the wounds themselves will close right back up over them. isu bullshit im calling it.#but they do fully tear his skin right down his back and burst out covered in his blood. just soaked in it.#and it’s so painful that desmond can’t move for ages just trying to handle it#(he’s not the only one who’s gone through this of course. it’s every assassin who’s ever had the right genetic makeup for eagle vision.#this is the other thing they get. they grow wings. altaïr and ezio both had it happen to them as well.#their assassin uniforms are actually modified to fit the wings. altaïr’s from day 1 has an option to hide his wings or get them out so he#can use them in his work. ezio’s doesn’t when he’s wearing his dad’s. obviously. but his later outfits do.)#….i guess it can also be cute as well as horrifying. lets desmond’s team preen him well to keep him from stress preening. rebecca keeps#poking at the wings and shaun says something about monkeys picking bugs off of each other and lucy runs her fingers through them the best of#all four of them like she’s got a talent for taking care of a half-bird guy#(thinks about sleep-safe feeling desmond telling lucy he wishes she had wings so he could return the favor. thinks about lucy caught between#remembering the horror of desmond growing them *and* how happy he looks when she touches him *and* how she’s leading them into betrayal#and thinking she could never deserve this calm she’s giving desmond. and the trust she’s winning for doing it just makes her stomach turn.#she’s doing exactly what she’s supposed to. and it hurts.#i should have an ac tag
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my friends and i have been watching the star trek movies and i have soooo many thoughts about first contact but its been like 3 years since i watched the borg episodes in tng and im like. fuck do i need to rewatch those rq to figure out if my faint gripe with first contact is valid or not? shit, man
#star trek blogging#cause the movie deliberately reframes picard's locutus incident because it needs to retcon in the borg queen#and nothing it says about the incident as a physical event is. incorrect per se. theyve been pretty careful#but IIRC they've changed the motivations for the borg to have handled it like they did#they didnt pick picard because he was like. specialist boy in the world. its because hes a negotiator and available#hes a respected human face they can use to ease their conquest. he'll be assimilated once earth is finished#hes only augmented superficially because they need him to appear human#they want humanity to see locutus and see a face they trust. its all a lie. a facade. an image plastered atop the borg framework#and the movie makes it about picard being an intellectual equal to the borg queen and this whole dynamic and its like ? uhuh#sort of points towards the mythologising of picard that leads us to Star Trek Picard#which i havent seen but am conceptually against because star trek shouldnt be about Great Men. about singular figures#its about The Enterprise. its about the ideals the ship upholds. the crew who work in service to it#the different people who transport into its hold and the impact they make together on the world#its not about one man! humanity didnt defeat the borg because picards special. they beat the borg because the enterprise fought together#because the crew looked at the situation and said 'we will not leave a man behind' and bent all odds to make it so#its about teamwork! its not about one bald guy!#and because picard and kirk in particular are the ~stars~ of probably the more well regarded series' overall#they just. are elevated and its like my man#kirk couldnt have done shit without scotty in engineering 'giving her all shes got'#picard couldnt do shit without riker's support or data's knowledge or troi's empathy#like you know what i mean? its not about the one guy.#blargle blargle#i mean tng has a general problem with giving picard and data too much sotlight because theyre exceptionally good actors#and thats a whole other proble and im not getting into it. aaarugh
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Theory with no coherent proof on my part: brenner only visibly ages rapidly when a portal is open.
#brenner 'dies' very early on after rhe portal opens in s1 so we dont see the effects#but in s4 he looks considerably older.#then in s5 he apparently has a whole bald cap - portal that opened at the end of s4 has been open for approx 1.5 years#theres the tie in to the ptsd/trauma metaphor with the UD representing repressed memories#or repressed memories aka 'lost time' in someone memory#the whole thing where ppl with traumatic childhoods cant remember their childhoods very well and it comes back sooner or later#i wonder if there is a supernatural tie into that in st? like when a portal opens to the UD all that 'lost time' suddenly is allowed back#into the light aka out of the subconscious and into the conscious re flashbacks and memory retrieval#i dont believe NINA at all beyond the flashbacks el has before brenner got involved#bc it seems to me that brenner possibly took advtg of els vulnerable state to possibly manipulate her memory retrieval#which irl has been a long time point of controversy which is psychologists convinving patients that they have memories of trauma#they dont actually have. which idk how valid that is but brenner is a psychologist so if anyone he could find a way#also when the 'lost time' comes back to the surface brenner ages bc of those time loops begin to unravel. the real years brenner has lived#take its toll rather than him de aging as time loops back again to the beginning#very dr who of him. or at least every time he dies its another time loop thats created except from our perspective as the audience we#wouldnt know. because we are only watching from a set linear timeline (1983-1986) and we dont see the time line resetting itself#since all the timelines are similar enough with only small differences ('easter eggs')#tying this into the wheelers- their name literally means 'creator/operator of wheels' aka time loops. so are they The Source?#with the subtext surrounding 'truths' and 'lies' in ST i dont necessarily believe all timeloops are created equal#one must be the 'true' timeline while the others must be 'lies'. aka lonnie saying how people sometimes make things up 'to cope'#that and the heavy subtext behind hawkins being a cursed town. not necessarily anywhere else in the US#and how you can only open portals in hawkins per alexei#makes me thinks these arent legitimate timeloops. like time isnt physically looping back and rerunning events bc otherwise it wouldnt only#affect one small town in indiana. also we dont see the UD/the MF be able to affect time itself but rather ppls perception of time aka#mind control and memories. meaning that could it be time isnt actually looping but rather everyone in hawkins has their memories wiped and#recreated every time there is an inciting incident (which is unknown)#^this doesnt really explain how brenner is able to revive every time he dies unless brenner is actually an admin of this system and lives#'outside' the time loop. so. brenner is a video game character actually whos actual player is blissfully safe from harm outside of the the#computer screen#isnt this just the plot of the matrix. with 'the source' (the central computing core aka the wheelers?) and keymakers etc etc
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took a modern japanese history class just to flex on everyone that the only reason why i know so much about the meiji period is because im mentally disturbed about a franchise about criminals and they just so happened to make a game specifically about the meiji period
#snap chats#the funniest thing is on my exam today there were only two (two) meiji period related . vocab.#The Meiji Restoration and Saigo Takamori so you know i wrote essays about those#i legally had to mention tokugawa. of course. bald bitch#cause my exam was like. prof gave us twelve words but he only graded ten and you had to tell him who or what it was#why it was important and when it took place. or when they were most relevant yeah#ACTUALLY the easiest exam of my life- i mean it was bullshit the study guide he gave us had SIXTY-ONE FUCKING WORDS#like of course i studied them all because you gottaa be prepared but my man what the fuck#anyway i hate the bitches in that class theyre annoying as hell and always make me feel like shit. they dont even talk to me#i just hate how they talk and what they say it ruins my mood instantly#but at least i got to sit and daydream about ryuji for like twenty minutes and yk what that almost makes it worth it#cant wait to go over the horror japan committed during ww2 next week bye guys
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by @messyscarletdreams
#he#he's find as he'll i won't him#hes so silly#he's weird in split#scared me#because he was a baldie#that's ok though because so was i#at one very low point in my life#so if someone's bald#check up on them#unless they're a man#men can suffer#except james mcavoy#and every other celeb crush i have#i don't know what to say anymore#*podcast outro song*#love you bobin#thank you for letting me be weird on your phone#and thank you for letting me know your phone password#i will never forget it because it's my favourite thing in the whole world:#dick.#gia takeover
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