#he is bald because I say so
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glowinlemon · 3 months ago
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The type of shit Doffy would say knowing full well why killing your goddamn dad is wrong, just not giving a shit tho.
Btw, he gets a receding hairline and a mangled hand because I hate him and refuse to draw him as anything less than ugly on principle. He’s still funny as hell though.
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veevil · 2 months ago
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what is the fish’s opinion on bald ass b charles :holds out mic:
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Erik loves Charles' hair he'll make sure he never loses it<3
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rubberpuckies · 2 days ago
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ive had. an insane night
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that-handsome-rogue · 2 months ago
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COMIC 7 SPOILERS IG??? I WISH YOU COULD PUT A SPOILER THING ON THE IMAGE ARGHHHHH
They’re trying to convince us that he isn’t bald. They’re lying
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I will say I did kinda sob when this was revealed. Idk it was like crazy.
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artificial-ascension · 2 months ago
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Am I insane or is Rin's satanic lineage a metaphor for aggression and social misconduct caused by mental illnesses and the mental illnesses stigmatized by these symptoms??? I don't know how to word it perfectly but like.
1. People treat him like a horrible monster the second they learn of his condition, regardless of how much they liked him before
2. As a child, he was written off and shunned for being 'evil' because of actions he couldn't understand as good or bad because he was a literal child
3. Furthermore, he struggles to understand how to connect with and rely people because he's always been shunned which makes him come off as even more 'creepy and weird'
4. His abilities make it hard for him to do nomal tasks (such as hold down jobs)
5. People judge his powers and how he uses them as evil because some other guy also used him for evil
And that's off the top of my head. Like... he just sounds so much like someone with ASPD, autism, schizophrenia, ect, who exhibits aggression or a lack of empathy or psychosis or any other symptom that can make it difficult to exist in 'regular society.'
I have no idea if this was the intended reading, but the way they talk about how hard it is for everyone to live with him and how people doubt if it's worth the trouble to let him live is really reminiscent to me of how people discuss those of us with neurodivergences that make us hard to get along with.
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vaguely-concerned · 3 months ago
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I was just ambushed within the turbulent halls of my own mind by some headcanons about rye ingellvar's childhood that did 15000000 points of psychic damage to me and my heart personally and also made me almost sure of how I want to play it all at the end (very very differently from how I imagined going in!). some 'oh holy fuck this changes everything' rocking my own world bullshit going on in my neurons right now I'm reeling
#I'm sorry to say that despite what I expected I think the dread wolf might be going down violently on my first run???#not because *I* love solas any less but because of who rye is and some of the twists I know happen down the line#which does make for a neat thing b/c I meant to play the crow I'm going with second as initially incredibly hostile#and then growing to feel for him and redeeming him at the end.#so if rye starts out very reasonable and sympathetic and then is brought to 'haha. no. fuck you forever for that in particular' at the end#...a pleasing cosmic symmetry in it I must admit. perfect and also makes me feel a bit sick#I'll try to put together something coherent eventually but for now#it's sort of a 'my name is ellaryen ingellvar you killed the guy#that my brain went 'close enough welcome back beloved and much missed deceased father figure' over. prepare to despair and die'#I think just the killing part might not have done it but everything that comes after? rye is a chill guy until he finally decides#that enough is fucking *enough*. and that was the most enough of all time for them#it also explains rye's accent (one of his primary caregivers growing up was a dwarf)! so many birds with one stone here#also I am so fucking sad now and I did it entirely to myself. I love fiction I love games (embarassingly genuine)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: ellaryen ingellvar#thank god that the romanced solas playthrough is the second one tho that does make things less dire haha#adaar would have given it the good old college try to get solas to change his mind right to the end I think#but even his capable hands and politician's mind could not hold back the sheer beware the fury of a patient man storm#that is about to hit solas for the shit he just pulled. I think rye and solas are -- as it turns out -- TOO alike in many ways#...solas buddy I'm so sorry I'll come back for you on the second playthrough and make it right I swear fhsak#it's just that a second dead dwarf dad has joined the chat to haunt the narrative (and this time it's fucking personal frfr)#it's almost scary how quick I've gotten attached to my rook tho. I've waited A DECADE to save this bald elf man from himself#and then rye shows up with steel in his normally kind eyes going 'no. I want that fucker *dead*'. and I just go anything for you babyboy#I'll see what we can do. unspeakable stuff
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electrical-communication · 1 year ago
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Flash man please?
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What is Wrong with him (affectionate)
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charafansmile · 10 days ago
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i know you mentioned you're too tired to explain, but i gotta know the reason why asgore doesn't cut his hair. i can assume but i HAVE to know for sure...
(I'm sorry I forgot about this 😭)
But basically my thinking is asgore (and toriels) whole thing is not really moving on from what happened and living in the past. His place in new home is likely unchanged from after chara & asriels deaths. And Toriels home isint changed much either but it looks so much more lived in than asgore's does (what with asriels room having different pairs of shoes implying some of the humans stayed there and the general warm homey vibe compared to asgores home being fully grey and dusty, with only his room and kitchen feeling like someone uses them).
I think their both very depressed and that asgore puts on a brave face for his people, but behind closed doors I don't think he's done much to process his grief. And his hair is part of that. I've got this visual in my mind of it getting far too long and him trying to build up the courage to cut it only to be bombarded by memories of chara & asriel trying to braid it but like how he can't bring himself to kill us I don't think he'd be able too cut it himself. Something about hair holding memories or whatever.
I think gerson & undyne would be the only people able to convince him to let them trim it so he doesn't look completely unkempt hair wise but before undyne I think his hair & beard were alot longer and that she was the catalyst for why it's a reasonable length in game.
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rpfofficial · 7 months ago
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all r-dfem blogs on here are always posting 3 things: a) most vitriolic disgusting display of shaming people for how they look which almost always implicitly or explicitly aligns with some kind of eugenics or racism, b) how everyone who isnt them or disagrees with them is stupid or misguided or has no hope left for them, and c) how lonely and isolated they feel all the time . I wonder when they will join the dots
#like. i do know people who self identify as radfems and they are nice they dont fit these bullet points#but like. that polite persona they exert is a mask for either a LOT of bitterness and a huge lack of empathy. or a lot of self hatred#that is then expressed by being so unnecessarily mean to other people behind their backs 😭#and im all for being mean occasionally im not one to cry and clutch my pearls when people are cunts to other people#but when theres a specific pattern of being mean to specific people (often other women and especially transfems)#for specific things (looks & taste & intelligence). well then its a problem innit#and then theyre also horrible about men which is like. Whatever. but i am off the belief that making fun of anyone#for their looks or appearance or their body and things that they cant help is just so fucking shallow and bleak and stupid#theres plenty of things to make fun of men for like soooooooooooo so many things#and yet the most popular way of doing it. or the one that a lot of these people (radfems and adjacent) think is either most funny#or most cathartic is making fun of mens appearance#so what if hes ''ugly'' and has male pattern baldness and a thick chin and big nose or whatever. i thought we were here to#idk. dismantle the patriarchy. knock men down a notch on the hierarchy. criticise a culture that encourages misogyny#call out the abuse and belittlement of women by men every day. you know. the things intrinsic to our society because of#capitalism and patriarchy and conservativism etc.#NOT perpetuating the culture that shames people for things that they cant change#and if they WANT to change these aspects youre shaming them for they have to spend ludicrous amounts of money#this is the mindset that makes me think bitch we are never getting out of capitalism !!!!!!!!!!#starting shaming behaviours not looks like im BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!#okay thats all i have to say im really sick of this. and some of my mutuals do this and its really upsetting me sorry .
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blirpus · 7 months ago
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bald guy at work asked me what he should do with his food because "women are usually smarter than men with food related things" ???
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echolepzy · 18 days ago
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Close relationships don’t always have to be about romance and intimacy! I cast sibling dynamic!!
Not necessarily actual siblings but the kind of relationship where they might as well be. They know so much about each other and shared crucial life experiences. They aren’t quite friends, they aren’t quite enemies, they aren’t quite lovers. They will be so so mean to each other but also come through for each other when nobody else will. I Am Sending You Things You Hate On Purpose And Also I Love You Good Night Stupid Idiot
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quietwingsinthesky · 22 days ago
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eagle vision isnt enough i need those assassins to grow wings
#painfully. if it wasn’t clear. it should be borderline body horror.#rebecca has to convert yhe whole animus set up AGAIN when desmond’s start growing in because he physically can’t let anything touch his back#because it hurts so much#and even when they do come in i think desmond’s the type to stress preen himself until he’s got bald patches. given the situations he’s in#constantly. oh. thinks about bleeding effect ezio or altaïr in his head seeing his damaged wings. perceiving them as their own. doing their#best to fix them and dampen the pain that’s radiating off the plucked bits. desmond’s ancestors trying to take care of him without knowing#they’re doing it….#anyway back to the body horror i think it should be fucked up and awful how they grow. they’re not growing from the outside. they’re under#his skin. they’re like. straining his skin and folded in between muscle and it is unbearable#but it’s gonna be worse when they rip out of his back. the wounds themselves will close right back up over them. isu bullshit im calling it.#but they do fully tear his skin right down his back and burst out covered in his blood. just soaked in it.#and it’s so painful that desmond can’t move for ages just trying to handle it#(he’s not the only one who’s gone through this of course. it’s every assassin who’s ever had the right genetic makeup for eagle vision.#this is the other thing they get. they grow wings. altaïr and ezio both had it happen to them as well.#their assassin uniforms are actually modified to fit the wings. altaïr’s from day 1 has an option to hide his wings or get them out so he#can use them in his work. ezio’s doesn’t when he’s wearing his dad’s. obviously. but his later outfits do.)#….i guess it can also be cute as well as horrifying. lets desmond’s team preen him well to keep him from stress preening. rebecca keeps#poking at the wings and shaun says something about monkeys picking bugs off of each other and lucy runs her fingers through them the best of#all four of them like she’s got a talent for taking care of a half-bird guy#(thinks about sleep-safe feeling desmond telling lucy he wishes she had wings so he could return the favor. thinks about lucy caught between#remembering the horror of desmond growing them *and* how happy he looks when she touches him *and* how she’s leading them into betrayal#and thinking she could never deserve this calm she’s giving desmond. and the trust she’s winning for doing it just makes her stomach turn.#she’s doing exactly what she’s supposed to. and it hurts.#i should have an ac tag
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isaacathom · 2 months ago
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my friends and i have been watching the star trek movies and i have soooo many thoughts about first contact but its been like 3 years since i watched the borg episodes in tng and im like. fuck do i need to rewatch those rq to figure out if my faint gripe with first contact is valid or not? shit, man
#star trek blogging#cause the movie deliberately reframes picard's locutus incident because it needs to retcon in the borg queen#and nothing it says about the incident as a physical event is. incorrect per se. theyve been pretty careful#but IIRC they've changed the motivations for the borg to have handled it like they did#they didnt pick picard because he was like. specialist boy in the world. its because hes a negotiator and available#hes a respected human face they can use to ease their conquest. he'll be assimilated once earth is finished#hes only augmented superficially because they need him to appear human#they want humanity to see locutus and see a face they trust. its all a lie. a facade. an image plastered atop the borg framework#and the movie makes it about picard being an intellectual equal to the borg queen and this whole dynamic and its like ? uhuh#sort of points towards the mythologising of picard that leads us to Star Trek Picard#which i havent seen but am conceptually against because star trek shouldnt be about Great Men. about singular figures#its about The Enterprise. its about the ideals the ship upholds. the crew who work in service to it#the different people who transport into its hold and the impact they make together on the world#its not about one man! humanity didnt defeat the borg because picards special. they beat the borg because the enterprise fought together#because the crew looked at the situation and said 'we will not leave a man behind' and bent all odds to make it so#its about teamwork! its not about one bald guy!#and because picard and kirk in particular are the ~stars~ of probably the more well regarded series' overall#they just. are elevated and its like my man#kirk couldnt have done shit without scotty in engineering 'giving her all shes got'#picard couldnt do shit without riker's support or data's knowledge or troi's empathy#like you know what i mean? its not about the one guy.#blargle blargle#i mean tng has a general problem with giving picard and data too much sotlight because theyre exceptionally good actors#and thats a whole other proble and im not getting into it. aaarugh
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wheelercore · 2 months ago
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Theory with no coherent proof on my part: brenner only visibly ages rapidly when a portal is open.
#brenner 'dies' very early on after rhe portal opens in s1 so we dont see the effects#but in s4 he looks considerably older.#then in s5 he apparently has a whole bald cap - portal that opened at the end of s4 has been open for approx 1.5 years#theres the tie in to the ptsd/trauma metaphor with the UD representing repressed memories#or repressed memories aka 'lost time' in someone memory#the whole thing where ppl with traumatic childhoods cant remember their childhoods very well and it comes back sooner or later#i wonder if there is a supernatural tie into that in st? like when a portal opens to the UD all that 'lost time' suddenly is allowed back#into the light aka out of the subconscious and into the conscious re flashbacks and memory retrieval#i dont believe NINA at all beyond the flashbacks el has before brenner got involved#bc it seems to me that brenner possibly took advtg of els vulnerable state to possibly manipulate her memory retrieval#which irl has been a long time point of controversy which is psychologists convinving patients that they have memories of trauma#they dont actually have. which idk how valid that is but brenner is a psychologist so if anyone he could find a way#also when the 'lost time' comes back to the surface brenner ages bc of those time loops begin to unravel. the real years brenner has lived#take its toll rather than him de aging as time loops back again to the beginning#very dr who of him. or at least every time he dies its another time loop thats created except from our perspective as the audience we#wouldnt know. because we are only watching from a set linear timeline (1983-1986) and we dont see the time line resetting itself#since all the timelines are similar enough with only small differences ('easter eggs')#tying this into the wheelers- their name literally means 'creator/operator of wheels' aka time loops. so are they The Source?#with the subtext surrounding 'truths' and 'lies' in ST i dont necessarily believe all timeloops are created equal#one must be the 'true' timeline while the others must be 'lies'. aka lonnie saying how people sometimes make things up 'to cope'#that and the heavy subtext behind hawkins being a cursed town. not necessarily anywhere else in the US#and how you can only open portals in hawkins per alexei#makes me thinks these arent legitimate timeloops. like time isnt physically looping back and rerunning events bc otherwise it wouldnt only#affect one small town in indiana. also we dont see the UD/the MF be able to affect time itself but rather ppls perception of time aka#mind control and memories. meaning that could it be time isnt actually looping but rather everyone in hawkins has their memories wiped and#recreated every time there is an inciting incident (which is unknown)#^this doesnt really explain how brenner is able to revive every time he dies unless brenner is actually an admin of this system and lives#'outside' the time loop. so. brenner is a video game character actually whos actual player is blissfully safe from harm outside of the the#computer screen#isnt this just the plot of the matrix. with 'the source' (the central computing core aka the wheelers?) and keymakers etc etc
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todayisafridaynight · 11 months ago
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took a modern japanese history class just to flex on everyone that the only reason why i know so much about the meiji period is because im mentally disturbed about a franchise about criminals and they just so happened to make a game specifically about the meiji period
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magentasapron · 3 months ago
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by @messyscarletdreams
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